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Speaker 1: I know it exists. Some companies are I think it's

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Speaker 1: leaked out the audio people like cussing out the bank

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Speaker 1: automated thing where it's like press one for any like

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Speaker 1: I would love to hear the audio of the people

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Speaker 1: While I love to hear it because I may have

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Speaker 1: done it a time or two. Let me talk to you men.

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Speaker 2: Alexa gets smart now like she gets she gets sassy back.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, Alexa, I did not say do that,

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Speaker 2: and she's like, well, thank you, Kiki.

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Speaker 1: No needs to get upset, like no needs to like

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Speaker 1: it's crazy, they respond, she's recording you selling it to

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Speaker 1: Rufio and Fred both die from old age, who do

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Speaker 1: because I'm convinced that that's the only thing that's going

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Speaker 1: to save me when I get to the Pearly Gates. Yeah, gotcha.

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Speaker 1: Because my nana right now doesn't that much to work with.

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Speaker 1: She's been trying to tell you know, God and Jesus

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Speaker 1: and Saint Peter and everybody else. She's been trying. I

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Speaker 3: I might have to be your plus one.

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Speaker 2: It was that guy I'm whispered.

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Speaker 1: I'll go to the bouncer. No, not really, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: with Vira. I really am with Vera like I know her.

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Speaker 1: You don't know Vira. No, I know Vira like I

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Speaker 1: know Vira and Fritz. I know Fritz too, like you

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Speaker 1: used it plus one. You're done? Oh no, I don't know. Guys,

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Speaker 1: are you ready? Jason Brown eleven and four last week

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Speaker 1: with the picks eleven and four. Very impressive, however, we're

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Speaker 1: was very close last night. It was a nail fighter

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Speaker 1: down to the end. The Bengals are having a terrible season.

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Speaker 1: were there to console Joe Burrow. Oh yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: just made it. I know that always. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: doing in the locker rooms. Yeah. Well you look fresh.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, Jason Brown sweatshirt today too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah the shirt. Yeah, our amazing listener Lauren sent this

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Speaker 1: to me. Really, yes, such sweet ghost sports. Very Yes,

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Speaker 1: us the picts? Yes? Party Week ten? Week ten in

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Speaker 1: the NFL, You guys almost Giants, Panthers, Panthers And that's

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Speaker 1: like in Germany or something. It's eight thirty in the

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Speaker 1: morning on Sunday, Eastern Falcon Saints, Falcons, Patriots, Bears, Ooh, Bears, Steelers, Commanders, Commanders, Vikings, Jaguars, Vikings, Broncos, Chiefs,

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Speaker 1: maker may Baker Mayfield, not Maker Bayfield.

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Speaker 3: Christian McCaffrey's back. Oh yeah, I mean you have to

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Speaker 3: pick them. I feel like I don't want to pressure you.

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Speaker 3: I mean you're the You're no stra Damis over here,

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Speaker 1: But I know you can't. You know what, you can't

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Speaker 1: with the Buccaneers. Okay, Bill's Colts, Bills are the Colds.

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Speaker 1: Let's go with the Bills, Titans, Chargers, Chargers, Jets, Cardinals, Cardinals, Eagles, Cowboys,

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Speaker 1: don't do it, yeah, Lions, Texans, you know what to do, Lions,

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Speaker 1: that's Sunday Night football. And then Dolphins Rams ms. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can't won a video last night of of best

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Speaker 1: of Dan Campbell, coach of the Alliance, clips that they

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Speaker 1: haven't been seen yet. Some of them haven't been seen yet.

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Speaker 1: What was it again? You could have one ass, cheek

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Speaker 1: and three fingers and I'll still beat your ass. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how you have one. Yeah, yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: And he was like giving a speech motivated, Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: so one of these was you could have one ass chicken,

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Speaker 1: I'll still beat your ass, That's what he said. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love that. A man with words.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna use that. I love

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Speaker 5: Man. I posted I don't know if you saw my

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Speaker 5: thought I was at dinner with him. I was like,

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Speaker 5: I was at dinner with Dan Campbell.

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Speaker 1: No, he's the guy that turned it all around for me.

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Speaker 1: He's the guy that made me alliance.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: He's the Dan Campbell, Like, how can you not he

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Speaker 1: crass when you walk through the facility. When he got

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Speaker 1: the job. He cried for the lion. Yeah you did.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I was on a team that won zero times he.

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Speaker 1: Became the head coach. Which year was that the zero

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Speaker 1: sixteen team? I don't know, Kevin sixteen zero I love. Oh,

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Speaker 1: don't forget the parsley. What is the parsley? They can't

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Speaker 1: lose parslay. Yes, the parsley. Let me see here time

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Speaker 1: this year, we've done the station. I'm aware.

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Speaker 6: Let me find my notes. So, Taylor, so that's going

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Speaker 6: to be at the game. Okay, the Bears are gonna

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Speaker 6: wear white pants. She's not in Toronto this weekend, No,

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Speaker 6: next weekend. Okay, Bears are gonna wear white pants. And

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Speaker 6: then my crush of the week is Derek Carr. And

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Speaker 1: President Aaron Rodgers, are you ready for that? It's very possible. Apparently,

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Speaker 1: the New York Jet's quarterback Aaron Rodgers and among the

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Speaker 1: favorites to win the presidency in twenty twenty eight. According

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Speaker 1: to a list released by a betting website, Rogers is

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Speaker 1: close with Robert F. Kennedy, who was a twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: a large role in the Trump administration. Bookies dot com

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Speaker 1: President Harris has the sixth best odds at plus twelve

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Speaker 1: hundred to win seven point seven percent. If gaze You're wondering,

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Speaker 1: pornhub has revealed which state was the HORNINGUS on election day?

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Speaker 1: somewhere in the South. I was South Carolinians. South Carolinians

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Speaker 1: appeared to be the horniest an election day, with traffic

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Speaker 1: twenty one percent above average across the entire day. It's

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Speaker 1: important to know, by the way, that you cannot access

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Speaker 3: I am shocked, right, I would have picked Indiana because,

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Speaker 3: like Jason said the other day, when those polls closed, they.

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Speaker 1: Already literally with you know what, I think. I know

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Speaker 1: a lot of people in Indiana listened to us. You

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Speaker 1: I feel like the places where the people are the

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Speaker 1: have access to it. Wow, just porn up? Are all

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Speaker 1: the porn sites? It was just just born up? I guess.

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Speaker 1: Across the country. Traffic was down sixteen percent. I guess

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Speaker 1: on on election day. Good for you.

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Speaker 1: Rub it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The brother's fate is

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Speaker 1: of the Menendez brothers has been thrown back into the

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Speaker 1: headlines because of the Monsters TV show. It's now up

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Speaker 1: in the air. After the LA County District Attorney who

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Speaker 1: was spearheading all of this, lost his bid for reelection

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Speaker 1: of their parents. Defense attorneys say they have new evidence

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Speaker 1: he gets into office on December second, the re sentencing

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Speaker 1: find him. This truly sounds like something from a horror movie.

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Speaker 1: What I'm about to play for you. If I can

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Speaker 1: verify that it's a real story, truly sounds like a

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Speaker 4: This a research facility in South Carolina, and now police

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Speaker 1: Because forty monkeys escaped from a research facility. But listen,

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Speaker 4: Escaped from the Alpha Genesis research facility in Beaufort County.

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Speaker 4: The researchers. They are breed monkeys for BioResearch, and their

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Speaker 4: see any, call nine to one one. The breed of

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Speaker 4: the monkey hasn't been disclosed, but the facility deals with

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Speaker 4: many different types of breeds and this is not the

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Speaker 4: first time Alpha Genesis has had.

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Speaker 1: To deal with fugitive monkeys.

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Speaker 4: Eight years ago nineteen escapes, but they were all caught

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Speaker 1: So they went and they're messing with these monkeys' heads

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Speaker 5: I like that, she said, we don't know the breed. Like, okay,

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Speaker 5: how about if you see any monkey, not be on

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Speaker 1: I'm cool. Yeah you know, Paul, Yeah, with a slight switch.

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Speaker 1: Apparently because they got they did something to their brains. Mean, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: This is a horror movie. This is gonna this is

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Speaker 1: in theaters this summer. Yeah. Forty monkeys, it is escaped

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Speaker 1: gotta do that, butter Man, kick you do it? Do it?

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Speaker 1: Movie trailer. Forty monkeys have escaped.

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Speaker 2: Forty monkeys escaped. Had your wife, had your kids? Lock

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's the hired.

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Speaker 2: Raditar radyar in theaters.

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Speaker 1: Liam Neeson, Mario Lopez, Mario Lopez cool? Who else gives

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Speaker 1: all the jobs? The rock? Yes, it's Wayne Johnson Dwaine.

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Speaker 1: that anyway. It sounds very scary to me though. Monkey

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Speaker 1: see monkey do Oh, there you go, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Forty monkeys with diseases and brain issues. Wait a minute, now,

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Speaker 1: what do we do with the monkeys? Now they write

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Speaker 1: very very sad news. If you're a child of the

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Speaker 1: fifth birthday. And that's sad an icon? What an icon?

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Speaker 1: You've got? Mail? Welcome, file's done, goodbye. That's the guy.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he got two hundred dollars to do all that.

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Speaker 1: Two hundred dollars. Yeah, then kon what are you laughing about?

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Speaker 1: Loe you how much gas is gonna take you to go?

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Speaker 1: You don't know? It was mugger.

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Speaker 2: Get some icy hot for the munkey.

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Speaker 1: The ice you have for the monkey with herpes, your benefits,

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Speaker 1: made two hundred bucks. So I first read this and

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Speaker 1: not Esnational Steam Day, not STEM because we've added an a.

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Speaker 1: Apparently I didn't realize this, but this this could be

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Speaker 1: Jason's eyes perked up and not that inspires kids. No,

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Speaker 1: that's actually January third. It inspires kids to explore and

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