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<v Speaker 1>Oh, rom Burguny podcast. Hello, my name is Ron Burgundy

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<v Speaker 1>and you're listening to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. The Ron

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<v Speaker 1>Burgundy Podcast podcast pod cast the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Sounds

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<v Speaker 1>sounds unusual today? Are we sure that that's the pronunciation

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<v Speaker 1>cast pod? Nope? Nope, Going home by grom Burgundy Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello there, my name is Ron Burgundy and you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. I didn't feel right yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>so I left, but I'm back today with a new

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<v Speaker 1>episode and as always by my side. Carolina, if you

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<v Speaker 1>need a picture, let me paint it for you. She's

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<v Speaker 1>slovenly dressed in something like a potato sack, with dirty

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<v Speaker 1>sneakers and hair that looks like she was stuck somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time, maybe in someone's miscellaneous drawer. Would

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<v Speaker 1>you say that that's an accurate depiction of you, Carolina, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just about perfect. Great. Word painting is an art

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<v Speaker 1>form unto itself, and I consider myself a master of

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<v Speaker 1>the art. Carolina. Do me a favorite point to something,

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<v Speaker 1>anything in this room, and I will describe it with

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<v Speaker 1>a word painting. Um, okay um, what about that thing

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<v Speaker 1>over there? That? Yeah, it's a it's a wall outlet. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>should we get on with the show? Podcast? It's called

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast. You know what. I don't know what happened yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I said the word parton and the word cast and

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't sound right. It was a It was a

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<v Speaker 1>bit unsettling. No, I know. You ran out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>You took my car and then you just left. I did, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I ran out of the studio and straight to your caprius.

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<v Speaker 1>I drove about a half mile down the road and

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<v Speaker 1>parked in a home depot parking lot. And guess what

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I went to sleep. Yeah, I spent the

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<v Speaker 1>whole night in that parking lot. Speaking of word paintings,

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me paint a picture of what goes

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<v Speaker 1>on in a parking lot here in Los Angeles at night. First,

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<v Speaker 1>the raccoons and smaller varmints come out. They roam the

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<v Speaker 1>gray surface for trashy food, of which there is plenty.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the larger animals coyote and mountain lion make

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<v Speaker 1>their way onto the barren cement grazing grounds. Fashion show,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the energy they bring. Yes, the squeals and howls

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<v Speaker 1>are enough to raise the dead, as animals are eaten

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<v Speaker 1>and gnashed about. And then as the night lingers, men

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<v Speaker 1>and women appear, ghoulish looking men and women wander aimlessly

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<v Speaker 1>like zombies in a post apocalyptic world. I was jolted

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<v Speaker 1>out of my slumber several times by the wrap of dry,

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<v Speaker 1>dirty knuckles on my window, and a woman coughed a

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<v Speaker 1>live rat onto the windshield. Yes, so it wasn't until

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<v Speaker 1>three or four in the morning that I was compelled

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<v Speaker 1>to join those that had gathered. So I left the

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<v Speaker 1>safety of your car, Carolina, and I went to share

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<v Speaker 1>some wine with a group of vagabonds. They were a

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<v Speaker 1>gay and delightful bunch of revelers who at first thought

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<v Speaker 1>I was the fuzz and I said, chill, Chill, everyone, chill.

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<v Speaker 1>But as we drank and I provided more bottles of

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<v Speaker 1>wine from the trunk of your car, we all became

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<v Speaker 1>fast friends. A small fire was built and songs were sung.

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<v Speaker 1>For food, we cooked a raccoon the size of a pig,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the night gave away to the dawn and

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<v Speaker 1>the bitter reminder that the world was unfair. But for

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<v Speaker 1>a fleeting moment, humanity held together in that parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>under the street lamps in a city known for its cruelty. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how I spent my night, Carolina. What what did

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<v Speaker 1>you do make a a TikTok video where you're dancing

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<v Speaker 1>with your cat? No? Yeah, okay? Should we start in

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<v Speaker 1>on this very special episode that I could barely contain

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<v Speaker 1>my excitement over. Yes, I mean, um, she's waiting on hold.

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<v Speaker 1>She is first Lady Jill Biden. We've got Jill and

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be a hell of an interview. I am

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<v Speaker 1>beyond excited. What what a literal coup for the Ron

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<v Speaker 1>Burgundy podcast. Should we just get started? I know she's

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<v Speaker 1>been on hold for a minute, which is like so

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<v Speaker 1>insane by all means. So here's the Delia. We usually

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<v Speaker 1>do a little patter right between us before we get started,

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<v Speaker 1>but in this case, I think it's it's only appropriate

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<v Speaker 1>that we just dive right in exactly, and she's on hold, So,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the only bit of business I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to finish off before we get going with this groundbreaking

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<v Speaker 1>interview is I just would like to establish what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to watch on TV tonight. Great, maybe just decide

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<v Speaker 1>that tonight. Nope, I promised myself I would I would

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<v Speaker 1>get this in the books. I want to know exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm watching when I walk through that door, so

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<v Speaker 1>there's no time wasted searching. You know, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>eat my food while I'm watching Chicago Mad. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to eat my food while trying to find an

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<v Speaker 1>EPP of Chicago Mad episode. But you know, I just

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<v Speaker 1>think everyone can can sympathize with that. So let let

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<v Speaker 1>me just make a decision, right, and then on with

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<v Speaker 1>call with First Lady. Okay, okay, Well have you decided

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<v Speaker 1>what to watch? Because the First Lady's communications director is

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<v Speaker 1>texting me and she says that she only has Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's between the Avengers Age of Ultron or sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I saw the Avengers Age of Ultron in

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<v Speaker 1>the theaters fourteen times, so that's something to consider. However,

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<v Speaker 1>Bridgeton is a series, and it's it's a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a commitment. I don't figure you for regency dramas, Are

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<v Speaker 1>you crazy? I love the regency period. I've oft dreamt

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<v Speaker 1>of owning a sprawling estate in the English countryside, where

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<v Speaker 1>I would give chase to foxes and throw elaborate parties

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<v Speaker 1>and I would be considered a loure Lord ron Burgundy

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<v Speaker 1>It's not as crazy as it sounds like. I have

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<v Speaker 1>honorary degrees. You know, I just didn't figure you for

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<v Speaker 1>like a Jane Austen kind of guy. Jane Austen is

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite author, hands down. Well, no, Robert Ludlam is

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite author. Then Peter Benchley who wrote Jaws of Course,

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<v Speaker 1>then E. L. James, who famously penned the excellently written

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty Shades of Gray. But Austin is up there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>name one of Jane Austen's books, Easy, this Land of Mine?

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<v Speaker 1>Or how about Duty Before Shame? Huh No, those aren't

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<v Speaker 1>Those aren't Jane Austen books, they're not. Okay, Well what

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<v Speaker 1>about the Third Woman, Pride before Dawn? Actually closer? But

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<v Speaker 1>now the Golden Onion Situation, The Golden Onion Situation by

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<v Speaker 1>Jane Austen, Yes, final answer, no, damn it. Well, she's

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite authors. So so I might watch Britain,

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<v Speaker 1>which she wrote, Or I could watch mind Hunter, which

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<v Speaker 1>I hear is a real satisfying watch with great characters

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<v Speaker 1>and some heart pounding moments. Maybe I'll watch that. How

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<v Speaker 1>many episodes of Mine Hunter are there? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe I'm just guessing that's twentys of television.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do that tonight. I need something light and breezy.

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<v Speaker 1>Check in on the first lady, would you make sure

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<v Speaker 1>she's still there and tell her she'll she'll be right

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<v Speaker 1>up in one second. Yeah, but she's going to run

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<v Speaker 1>out of time. I mean, she has a really tight schedule.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to just something light and breezy. Oh, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>how about this Carolina. Maybe the marvelous Mrs Mazel. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds light and breezy. I like saying it to the

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<v Speaker 1>marvelous Mrs Maizel. You know who's in that. It's Rachel Brasnie.

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<v Speaker 1>She's the pest keeper's instant, Mrs Maizel, marvelous. I could

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<v Speaker 1>watch that, I mean, not tonight, just I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like it's too silly. Should we just table this

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<v Speaker 1>for later? No? No, this is important. This is important.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to get this done so I don't waste

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<v Speaker 1>time trying to decide tonight. You know what I wish?

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<v Speaker 1>I wish there was a show called petro Check and

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<v Speaker 1>the Lady about a tough, street wise X cop named

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<v Speaker 1>Robert petroc Check and his crime solving partner, a real

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<v Speaker 1>blue blooded lady in the style of say Samantha Edgar. H.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who's that? What the what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this some alternate universe where humans speak another language?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I in a zoo? Are there apes running the planet? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about Samantha Eggar. It's not that complicated. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not rattling off the different compound medals that go into

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<v Speaker 1>making a stealth bomber. It's Samantha Eggar, for sakes. She's

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<v Speaker 1>an actress. She's known throughout the world. And yes, she's

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<v Speaker 1>too old to play the part of the lady in

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<v Speaker 1>petro Check and the Lady. But I was merely using

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<v Speaker 1>her as a prototype, a Samantha Egger type. Holy Holy,

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<v Speaker 1>We can move on from this. The end of the

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<v Speaker 1>world is not imminent because grown men wear sneakers into

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<v Speaker 1>bank buildings. It's because people like you, Carolina can only

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<v Speaker 1>think of yourself. I say, go back, understand your history,

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<v Speaker 1>pay homage to Samantha Eggar, take time to dress in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, gargole, learn grooming habits, work with animals when

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<v Speaker 1>you can, and when the sun is shining, know that

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<v Speaker 1>it shines for everyone and not just for you. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is run Burgundy. Anyway, I have a special guest

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<v Speaker 1>waiting on the phone. She is one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>beloved women in the land, our first lady. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>So you want me to connecting? Of course, why wouldn't you, Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the first lady. No, no, I know, just you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't pick a show and to watch tonight. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>sweet Crimson Tide. I did not. Okay, keep her on hold?

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<v Speaker 1>What is out there? What's what's hot? What? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you watching? Carolina? Um, I'm watching this show, The Wild.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me guess. The Wild is a show about a

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<v Speaker 1>young lawyer named Peter dan four who opens a law

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<v Speaker 1>practice deep in the heart of the Amazon Forest. Am

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<v Speaker 1>I close? It's about teenage girls stranded on an island.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a character named Peter dan four? Damn it

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<v Speaker 1>so close? Okay, well, I'm not watching a show about

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<v Speaker 1>teenage girls without a Peter dan fourth character. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>back to the drawing board. There's no escaping the paralysis

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<v Speaker 1>of indecision. It's so much worse than Hamlet's dilemma in

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<v Speaker 1>the play Hamlet. Is that on Netflix. No, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>pain on this planet equal to not being able to

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<v Speaker 1>decide what to watch. I have suffered gunshot wounds and

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<v Speaker 1>knife stabbings, slaps in the face by heartbroken women. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been run through with the sword of an Egyptian prince.

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<v Speaker 1>I was dragged through the dirt by a horse for

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<v Speaker 1>six hours. Sharks have bitten me, elephants have trampled my body.

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<v Speaker 1>But the existential dread I feel staring at my TV

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<v Speaker 1>each night, with so many choices and no way to choose,

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<v Speaker 1>is far greater than any pain I've felt. So what's

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<v Speaker 1>it going to be, Carolina? What show will solve my dilemma?

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<v Speaker 1>I need something fresh and smart and snappy and sexy

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<v Speaker 1>and cool and yummy. Cha cha cha ah. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>ever see Stranger Things? I've seen strange things like a

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<v Speaker 1>pair of underwear that wrestles turtles. Assume that what you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. No, No, there was a hit show on

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix and everyone watched it. It's called Stranger Things and

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually a lot of fun. Oh okay, Well what's

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<v Speaker 1>it about? Um? Some kids who are into playing dungeons

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<v Speaker 1>and Dragons and then they discover another dimension Drake one

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<v Speaker 1>two and three kids games Dimension Next. Yeah, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just connect her. Now stop throwing that basic fodder

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<v Speaker 1>at me, little ce Ron. We talked about that. I

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<v Speaker 1>am so sorry as soon loon as it left my lips. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I had instant regret because the hr yes please accept

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<v Speaker 1>talked about that. My sincereus apology for those words. Legally,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a problem understood, Okay, thank you. No, I have

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<v Speaker 1>chills right now. I'm just glad that we talked about it, luckily,

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<v Speaker 1>so we can. I feel great turn the page. You

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<v Speaker 1>are a patient, lovely human being. I just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I lead with my heart and not with my it

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times. Yeah, it's passion. It's a passion problem.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what I was really trying. I want something

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<v Speaker 1>fresh and sexy, you know, like like too cold water

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<v Speaker 1>salmon doing it on a wet rock. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>therapy or no, okay, I want something fresh and sexy,

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<v Speaker 1>like snow white going down on a loaf of bread.

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<v Speaker 1>Still off. I really don't like that, Okay. I want

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<v Speaker 1>something fresh and sexy, like driving nude around town in

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<v Speaker 1>a new Chevy Impala. You get that idea. It's actually

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<v Speaker 1>not the worst thing you've said today. Okay, good, let's

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<v Speaker 1>leave it at that. Imagery what what about Shark Tank?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that is that a show I might like? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe is it about sharks living in tanks? What about

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<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor? I've heard a lot about The Bachelor. That

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<v Speaker 1>could be my new show. Tell me about the Bachelor? Um, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a show where they find some bachelor and they

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<v Speaker 1>surround him with like twenty women that he can choose

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<v Speaker 1>to marry, and then they make it like a game,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, and each week he gets rid of one

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<v Speaker 1>of the women. Oh how he murders them? No, my

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<v Speaker 1>guess is that they're just told to go home. And

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<v Speaker 1>and this is a popular show. Yeah, there's like seasons.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Carolina, ate too much fiber this morning. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you say there were twenty five seasons of The Bachelor?

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<v Speaker 1>Holy Mother of Earth? There are twenty five seasons of

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<v Speaker 1>a guy finding a wife from a pool of women

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<v Speaker 1>chosen for him by a network in a and a

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<v Speaker 1>show like Studio sixty is only on for one season.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what this is, futile. Let's play a game.

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<v Speaker 1>You say the name of a show and I'll guess

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<v Speaker 1>what it's about. If I get it right, then that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm going to watch tonight. Okay, great, let's do it, um,

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<v Speaker 1>And you just want the title, only the title, and

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<v Speaker 1>if I nail it, I'll watch it. Okay. How about

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<v Speaker 1>The Handmaid's Tale British spy draw set in the eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>forties in the seaside town of Brighton, Um, A young woman,

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<v Speaker 1>a handmaid, is discovered wandering the beach without any memory

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<v Speaker 1>of how she got there. Her tail unfolds, um, and

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't wasn't close. Let's do Grace and Frankie love it? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Two dogs named Grace and Frankie stir up trouble in

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<v Speaker 1>a small Alabama town, stealing hot dogs and knocking over stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>The theme song is sung in barks wonderful, I shall

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<v Speaker 1>watch that. Dogs make me laugh and I love little

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<v Speaker 1>little snapshots of folksy hometown life. That's the one, no

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<v Speaker 1>it actually? It stars Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda. Well

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<v Speaker 1>then why did they give them dog names? Damn it?

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<v Speaker 1>These are too hard. You're you're trying to stop me.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me an easy one. Okay. Love Island, Oh, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you one. I know each week we are treated to

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<v Speaker 1>new arrived is looking for love on a magical island.

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<v Speaker 1>Will they find it? Or will they find out something

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<v Speaker 1>about themselves? Only the caretaker of the island and his

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<v Speaker 1>short friend Tattoo know the truth. Special guests include Barbara Eden,

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<v Speaker 1>Peter Lawford, Linda Carter, Television's Wonder Woman, and Dr Jay.

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<v Speaker 1>You're describing fantasy Island, So I was this Love Island?

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<v Speaker 1>Is not fantasy Island? Is it a mix between the

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<v Speaker 1>love Boat and fantasy Island? And does it take place

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<v Speaker 1>on a boat? Okay, here's one. The masked singer duh okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Eighteenth century French lover and thief Pierre Gordeaux, also known

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<v Speaker 1>as the Mass Singer, romances his way through many body

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<v Speaker 1>escapades with beautiful Parisian women, are keeping his eye on

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<v Speaker 1>the prize, the Crown Jewels. It's the born identity meets

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<v Speaker 1>the Three Musketeers. I love it. It's right up my alley.

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<v Speaker 1>Sword battles, costumes and women in tight dresses. The Mass Singer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a in competition. You inks that a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people were enraged when they turned that on and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see sword fighting. Look into that. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to look into that, but let's look at me.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll try. Okay, give me another one. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting more intuitive. Um, what about the undoing? No

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<v Speaker 1>idea past? You're not going to try? Okay, what about shameless? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>The Donald Trump story? Wonderful? I told a joke. Um, yes, good,

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<v Speaker 1>good joke. This is US sci fi crap about aliens.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a break next. I believe this one is

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<v Speaker 1>a comedy about a family that lives on a boat

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<v Speaker 1>way out at sea, Homeland. I'd watch that. That's about

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<v Speaker 1>pilgrims making to the shores of Virginia. You're not good

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<v Speaker 1>at this, ron, No, I know what I'm doing. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not good at it. I mean, that's what's happening. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just reading titles of TV shows so you can guess

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<v Speaker 1>what they are about. How am I not good at that?

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<v Speaker 1>You need to put a little clue into how you

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<v Speaker 1>read them. You know, for instance, the Mass Singer, you

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<v Speaker 1>could have sung that one, then then I would have

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<v Speaker 1>known it was about singing, and I would have guessed

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<v Speaker 1>a musical contest for sure, or maybe a musical about

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<v Speaker 1>a swashbuckling rogue named Pierre Gordeaux, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>someone should make that one. Anyway, try putting something into it.

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<v Speaker 1>When you give me a title. Okay, okay, okay, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Um Paky Blind does mate, No boy, Carolina, that was amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>Do it again, Pakey Blind. The wonderful, just wonderful and simple.

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<v Speaker 1>So you made it easy. It's an Australian baking show

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<v Speaker 1>where everyone is blindfolded but can peak from time to

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<v Speaker 1>time at the competition. Yes, no, shouldn't you just pick

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<v Speaker 1>something and we can get onto our call with the

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<v Speaker 1>first lady. She's been on holds for this whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>If she's even there, Oh my god? Why? I I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having fun with our guessing game, young lady. Life

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<v Speaker 1>throws fun at you. Don't run from the fun funds

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<v Speaker 1>not consistent like the Sun funds, not the sun. Fun

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<v Speaker 1>is hard one. So when fun comes, a ton of

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<v Speaker 1>fun or just one fun, you gotta let it run. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. Okay, give me another one. It's fun. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a movie called Molly's Game. Okay. I believe this

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<v Speaker 1>is about a woman who invents a game like part Cheesy,

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<v Speaker 1>but the patriarchy won't allow her to profit from it,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's when she takes matters into her own hand,

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<v Speaker 1>ends and takes no prisoners. Adult themes and nudity. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>forget your clues when saying the title. Um, okay, his

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<v Speaker 1>dark materials, his dark material, dark material, his dark material.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I know, I got it. A loser kid works

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<v Speaker 1>in a photo lab and discovers a murder with his

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<v Speaker 1>best friend, a video gamer probably named Max Kelly. They

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<v Speaker 1>set out to capture the killer while being their normal

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<v Speaker 1>slacker selves. How did you get that? I was doing

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<v Speaker 1>a British accent and I tried to make it sound serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that one was too hard anyway. I gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>one of these eventually. Okay, what about this the NBA

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<v Speaker 1>on TNT people blowing up basketball players? Why would they

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<v Speaker 1>do that? No, you're not good at this? Uh sports Center.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great, down and dirty show about the pain

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<v Speaker 1>of addiction, and it's toll on families. I'm way off now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's getting harder. I mean, I'm losing focus, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta figure out what I'm what I'm watching, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just gotta. I can't go home unless

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and decision is killing me. One more, please

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<v Speaker 1>but hold on. Let me Let me offer a prayer

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<v Speaker 1>for my common book of prayer written by me run Burgundy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us pray, Please, God, let me decide on a show.

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<v Speaker 1>Show your heavenly mercy on me, for I am brought

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<v Speaker 1>low before you, and beseech thee to give unto me

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<v Speaker 1>the name of a program that will calm the waters

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<v Speaker 1>of my soul. Okay, one more. If I don't get it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm quitting this world. I'll shed my clothes and take

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<v Speaker 1>to the hills for the life of a hermit, living

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<v Speaker 1>off nuts and berries and rodents. Go Okay, Last one

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<v Speaker 1>Zoe's Extraordinary Playlist. Zoe's Extraordinary Playlist. Okay, here goes. After

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<v Speaker 1>an unusual event, a whip smart computer coder Zoe Clark

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<v Speaker 1>Yes magically begins to hear people's innermost wants and desires

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<v Speaker 1>through popular songs, and suddenly strangers, friends, co workers, and

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<v Speaker 1>family are unknowingly seeing their feelings just to her. Holy Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you got it. I did. Yes, It's over. The torture

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<v Speaker 1>is over. What a release. I'm watching Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I can hardly wait. It's It's my new show, Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I simply adore it. I will watch

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<v Speaker 1>it every night if I can the same episode over

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<v Speaker 1>and over I found it the show I want to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>I was I was this close to eating small rodents,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was seriously seriously going to fire you this close?

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<v Speaker 1>Should we just should we see if the first Lady

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<v Speaker 1>is still on the line. It's almost too embarrassing how

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<v Speaker 1>long it took me to pick a show? Um, Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you lie and say I was attacked this morning

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<v Speaker 1>by spider monkeys? Wait? No, tell her, Um, tell her

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<v Speaker 1>I have to emergency coach the Denver Nuggets? Which one

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<v Speaker 1>do you think she would buy? Either? Ron, You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>I should just face up to it like a man

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<v Speaker 1>and tell her the truth. I'm in love with her. Gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>darn it, what you're in love with the first Lady?

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<v Speaker 1>Jill Biden? This is too much. It is too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a married man, but that doesn't stop me from

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<v Speaker 1>falling head over heels in love. Should I love my wife?

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<v Speaker 1>I happened to love the first Lady too. Maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 1>just tell her I've fallen and hit my head and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have to have her on another show. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm simply too nervous to talk to her. So you

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<v Speaker 1>not being able to decide on a show was just

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<v Speaker 1>avoiding talking to the first lady because you are in

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<v Speaker 1>love with her. Yes, I mean, what do you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to say? Yes? Yes, then you know what you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna watch tonight? Of course I'll catch up on the

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<v Speaker 1>Good Doctor and then get under the covers with an

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<v Speaker 1>old episode of Colombo or McMillan and Wife like I

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<v Speaker 1>do every night. What what are you going to watch tonight? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe I'll just read a book. Wonderful, wonderful,

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<v Speaker 1>just wonderful. My name is Ron Burgundy. This has been

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<v Speaker 1>an illuminating podcast. Take time to think about it, tell

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<v Speaker 1>your friends and stay Glassie