1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: You don't know me concession. I can't take back earl arms. 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 2: Most speak text into seven eight five nine two says 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,159 Speaker 2: I love going to restaurants solo and taking lots and 4 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 2: lots of photos of my food because the staff always 5 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 2: thinks I'm an influencer writing about their restaurant, so they 6 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 2: give me better service every time. But I'm just a normy. 7 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: Turn your light on too, so it looks like you're 8 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: to look at for lighting. 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, use a free appetizer, sir. I hope 10 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:36,560 Speaker 3: you rate us. 11 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 1: Well, what a life hact? 12 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 4: Well, unfortunately we can't promise top notch service here on 13 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 4: the mass Speaker. Good no, but we will quietly listen 14 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 4: to you, spill your secrets to us, and will hide 15 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 4: your true voice from the public. So I feel like 16 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 4: that deserves at least a twenty percent tip. 17 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: I'm down, But we have a woman on the phone 18 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 2: ready to come clean right now. She's chosen to use 19 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 2: the fake name June. So June, welcome to the show. 20 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 3: Hi, It's going to suck it. June's confession is I don't. 21 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 2: Tip them, hopefully not. 22 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: But the voice changer is on. 23 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker whenever you're ready, let's hear 24 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 2: your confession. 25 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:13,680 Speaker 1: June. 26 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 5: So, my husband and I bought a house a few 27 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 5: years ago and we absolutely love it. 28 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: Awesome. That's so cool. 29 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 5: Our very first Christmas in the house, we started receiving 30 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 5: holiday cards in the mail that were addressed to the 31 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 5: previous owner, a woman named Margaret. 32 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 3: We have lived in our house for over ten years 33 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 3: and we still get mail for the previous owners. It's 34 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,119 Speaker 3: usually junk mail, but in a while it's like, Oh, 35 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 3: you haven't talked to that friend in a while. 36 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 2: Yeahs card, that's kind of weird. 37 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,559 Speaker 5: I wanted to forward them to her, but I wasn't 38 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 5: quite sure how to figure out where she lives. 39 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 3: Now, Oh, I think you could just scribble wrong address 40 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 3: on it and put it right back. 41 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: That's for it. Yeah. 42 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 2: I never thought of doing that myself, though, I know, 43 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 2: really what else. 44 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 3: You would do it? 45 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 1: I just opened the mail and look for money, and 46 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: I mean any cont listening, I'm kidding. 47 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 2: Like, did you did you try to figure out how 48 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,399 Speaker 2: to track down Margaret? 49 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 5: Well? I contacted our real estate agent and they told 50 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 5: me legally they weren't allowed to provide me that information. 51 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 1: They like in certain people. Following the law. 52 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 3: God, that's a lot of effort. Okay, okay, so what 53 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 3: do you do with Margaret's Christmas cards? 54 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 5: So I just saw them in the kitchen drawer, just 55 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 5: waiting to figure it out. 56 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: Okay, you feel bad? Actually thrown it away. 57 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish you would have called in earlier so 58 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 3: we could have given you that return to sunder tip. 59 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,360 Speaker 5: But we had more and more cars coming in, like 60 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 5: the mail every single day, all addressed to Margaret. 61 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah it Margaret. 62 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 5: So after a few weeks we had so many in 63 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 5: the drawer and I just said, you know what, screw it, 64 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 5: I'm just gonna hang these cards up in our home. 65 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 2: What hang out Margaret's Christmas cards? 66 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,799 Speaker 3: Well, it's like you pretend like you're really popular too, 67 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,679 Speaker 3: but yeah, hanging them up, nobody looks there too, Yeah, 68 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 3: I guess. So. 69 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, So I hung them up along the staircase with 70 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 5: like all these pictures of these random families that we 71 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 5: didn't know. And yes, it really made that hust look 72 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:32,959 Speaker 5: more festive and complete. Yeah. 73 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 3: Really starting to live with Margaret's life. You're adopted her friends, 74 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 3: you moved into her house, right. 75 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 5: Meanwhile, my husband and I only get like six to 76 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 5: seven cars from people we knew, but Margaret, she had 77 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 5: around like thirty to forty cars. 78 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 2: Oh wow, your house is really filling out. 79 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 3: So how else did you take on her identity? 80 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 5: Well, this is when I got a little awkward. Our 81 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 5: families would come to visit during the holidays, and my 82 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 5: parents would ask, like, oh, who's this nice family and 83 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 5: a holiday. 84 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 2: Card for someone you didn't know? 85 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: What would you say? 86 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, so we'd have to lie and say, oh, well, 87 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 5: my husband works with that guy. 88 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 3: That's Jim. Oh yeah, that's an old college friend who 89 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 3: just found me cool, really creative. Well, the names are 90 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 3: on the cards. You got to kind of stick to. 91 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 1: It's got to be hard to keep the lies all straight. 92 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: But yeah, that's true. 93 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 3: I mean, why lie though? Why not tell you? I 94 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,479 Speaker 3: have my ex boyfriend's old coworker's dog on my fridge 95 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 3: because they're a cute dog, They're a Christmas card up 96 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 3: my mind? 97 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 2: You think telling your parents the truth would be too weird? June? 98 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 5: I mean yeah, at this point, I think so, because 99 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 5: we've been just kind of going along with this for 100 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:49,839 Speaker 5: a while. 101 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 3: Now, Wait, is it happening every year every holiday season? 102 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 3: Every holiday season? 103 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,479 Speaker 5: Like, I don't know why this lady hasn't given the 104 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 5: right address to her friends. 105 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 2: Okay, cards, how many today seasons are we talking about? 106 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 5: We've been here for like three years now. 107 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 3: Oh my god, why Christmas cards? What are the checks coming? 108 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, like for the past three or four years, it's 109 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 5: just been in our weird tradition to like hang up 110 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,799 Speaker 5: with Margaret's Christmas cards all around our house. 111 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 3: That no, it's not. It just dawned on me. Margaret's 112 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 3: at her home. Some we're not receiving any cards or 113 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 3: Margaret's not around, bro, it's all for friend zayter Jo. 114 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 1: It's a good point. 115 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,919 Speaker 2: Do you feel bad that Margaret isn't receiving any of 116 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 2: the love from her friends and family? 117 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's kind of come the piece of it because 118 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 5: I tried to get her new address. 119 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 3: No, like this season you right return to sunder wrong address. 120 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 2: But then she's ruining her own family tradition hanging up 121 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 2: car and. 122 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 3: Now she's invested in her family. She needs to know 123 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 3: what the kids are up to. She likes the whole letter. 124 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, who's Christmas? Do you want to ruin here? 125 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 3: So I want the family vacation to Hawaii? 126 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: Mitchell truthful. Margaret comes to ask for them. She's like, no, 127 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: we don't have any cards. Yeah, get off my property, lady. 128 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,280 Speaker 2: My tradition now, okay, Harsh, that's. 129 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 1: The message of Christmas. Yeah, you want to come and 130 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,919 Speaker 1: get it. That Christmas it. 131 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 3: Should be not to open other people's mail. 132 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 2: And just. 133 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 1: Forget you. Okay. 134 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 2: June, you're doing good stuff over there. Okay, and I'm 135 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,119 Speaker 2: glad you enjoy your new home and all your weird 136 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:29,280 Speaker 2: new friends friends. Yeah, Christmas, Happy holidays with your husband 137 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,599 Speaker 2: and text into seven eighty five nine too. If you 138 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can 139 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 2: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our 140 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,280 Speaker 2: next mass speaker. 141 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,279 Speaker 1: Your phone taps coming up right after this 142 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.