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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all sit looking back to back giving them

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, I show. Well, good morning everybody. You are

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Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one

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Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, Yeah man,

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Speaker 1: got one. Hey. You know, I thought I think of

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Speaker 1: my life in terms of blessings. You know, I take

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Speaker 1: mostly a positive approach and a positive spin to my life.

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Speaker 1: I hardly ever dwell on you know, the what's well.

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Speaker 1: I can't say that I don't think about the what's

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Speaker 1: to address problems as they arise. But I try not

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Speaker 1: to let them consume me. I let the consumption part

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Speaker 1: be about the blessings, the positive things that has occurred

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Speaker 1: in my life, the good things that God has done

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Speaker 1: for me, the power that He's displayed in my life,

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Speaker 1: the protection he's given me over the years, to being

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Speaker 1: he promises me. I think of all all the goodness

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Speaker 1: that I perceived to come my way. I think that

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Speaker 1: has a lot to do with me learning more and

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Speaker 1: more about the law of attraction in terms of you know,

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Speaker 1: what you think and what you put out into space,

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Speaker 1: and what you pray about is what you receive. You know,

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Speaker 1: and so I've become better and better at that. It's

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Speaker 1: don't have moments where I think a little bit too

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Speaker 1: long about what's going wrong and what enemy is about

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Speaker 1: and all of this is his. That's not to con

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Speaker 1: say that I'm not concerned about it, but I try

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Speaker 1: to duel mostly on the positive. And one of the

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Speaker 1: things that I learned, you can have an incredible life,

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Speaker 1: all of us. We can have incredible lives if we

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Speaker 1: just let God drive. See. The problem that I had

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Speaker 1: I then opened up my mind and my spirit to

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Speaker 1: for me, for what God could do in my life, well,

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Speaker 1: for what God wanted for me. Now he wanted for

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Speaker 1: that's the connection that you got to make to really

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Speaker 1: I thought that if I did God's will, that if

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Speaker 1: my growth and development as a man. I was stopping

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Speaker 1: But when you give it over to God to God

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Speaker 1: And that's the part that I finally got through my

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Speaker 1: of perfection, but it's something that you cannot have because

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Speaker 1: you got to get that part right, man to stumbling

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Speaker 1: falling part is coming. But see you get God in

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Speaker 1: So when you stumbling, fall, you get back up. Because

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Speaker 1: you're going to make mistakes. You're going to get it wrong,

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Speaker 1: You're going to come under attack, you're going to be

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Speaker 1: I know him, you know him. They coming. But here's

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Speaker 1: why don't they make somebody else? Since since you want

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Speaker 1: be careful of that, and don't and don't don't change

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Speaker 1: You know. I try not to be that, but man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what else to be for the first

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Speaker 1: to say? I got four hours? I can't give God

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Speaker 1: twelve twelve minutes, man, I mean, for real, Steve, come on, man,

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Speaker 1: I mean, let's look at this right here. If you're

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Speaker 1: no sense. What an exchange, What a wonderful life God

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Speaker 1: let him fix you. Man. That's all you're listening. Morning

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Speaker 1: show ladies and gentlemen. Here we are here, we are here,

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Speaker 1: we are another great morning, another great day to be alive.

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Speaker 1: This is Steve Harvey, Morning Show Man. Look at Hill

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Speaker 1: Yo all day. Shirley Strawberry, Good morning Steve. Happy Monday

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Speaker 1: after Resurrection day to you. Yes Lord, thank you Lord

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Speaker 1: for another day caller for real? Amen, Amen, Hey, Steve,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Crue Hey? That damn junior morning? Everybody? He

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Speaker 1: has risen, Yes he is if he has jan They didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't like to go to Easter on chech on Eastern,

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Speaker 1: not a cancel it. And I'm sad. I'm like, really,

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Speaker 1: damn said man, so you you was gonna go. I

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Now. Now you can't not go to nothing.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing to go to, you know what I'm a

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Speaker 1: few times they dug a dog the guy cancel his

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Speaker 1: forced quarantine. None of that happened. Yeah, well they may

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Speaker 1: buy yah home uh stay at home orders for sure.

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Speaker 1: There was a church in Kansas that did it too.

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Speaker 1: They said, yes, they had like three services. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: At there are times you have to understand something of

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Speaker 1: shepherds make mistakes too. Out of eleven d you think

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Speaker 1: but that's social distancing has to be practiced in this time, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Uh it does. Look, I'm a man of faith. I

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Speaker 1: love God. I believe in him. I believe he's all

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Speaker 1: powerful and can do anything, but also believe that you

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Speaker 1: don't test him. He gives us science for a reason.

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Speaker 1: He gives us medicine for this, He gives us wisdom

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Speaker 1: to protect the general public, you shouldn't put your flock

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Speaker 1: You don't know which person know they're sick. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: see you got you. You don't know who would work?

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Speaker 1: Hill Man? You feel bad? Yeah, all right, listen, we're

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Speaker 1: living in crazy time. Steve coming up at thirty two

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll talk more about some of

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Speaker 1: the country's churches that were being defiant regarding Easter services

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Speaker 1: And Kanye West had to cancel his appearance because even

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Speaker 1: though his choir members were going to wear masks and

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Speaker 1: they were going to practice social distancing, h Kanye said,

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Speaker 1: it didn't feel right or it didn't feel safe. It

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Speaker 1: didn't feel right or safe, he said, so he pulled

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Speaker 1: the plug on the choir's performance. Wow, yeah, I understand.

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Speaker 1: That okay, yeah, yeah, safe safe, Yeah, I ain't mad.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense legistically, But you can't get a hundred

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Speaker 1: people on zoom. You could have worked up ount man

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Speaker 1: that come up people on Zoom's real time? Do they

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Speaker 1: still have the glitches that they that they figure it

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Speaker 1: out the glitches that they have. I know I've seen

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Speaker 1: some of the digen but yeah, the corn and all

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Speaker 1: that I was on a zoom. Letna say, happy belated

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Speaker 1: will Packer, Happy birthday, Will Packrick. We had the whole

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Speaker 1: room birthday party. Yeah wow on Saturday. Well, Timmy, now

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Speaker 1: we use zoom for ja for your comedy. He could

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Speaker 1: put a hundred people on there. It got the quiet

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Speaker 1: did the song call of the day? I mean you

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Speaker 1: don't feel that at home? I mean, I mean that's

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Speaker 1: what I've learned some amazing technique anology stuff. I accidentally

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Speaker 1: send somebody a text with the vanishing it vanishes. Who

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Speaker 1: knows how to do that? Effects the effects like up.

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Speaker 1: I mean you send a message and then no, no,

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Speaker 1: you send a message. As soon as they open it,

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Speaker 1: it just like disappeared. They get to see it, but

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Speaker 1: then it's gonna yeah you get to see it, but

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Speaker 1: it just well how you do that? I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how. I've heard of that. I ain't done it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They got that thing where they can text you something

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Speaker 1: and then when you touch it and it fizzy. It

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Speaker 1: get real cloudy to do it. When you when you

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Speaker 1: text the message, hold it down in all the I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, invisible inks, loud slam, all those show ups.

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Speaker 1: So when you text the meshes, hold that little button

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Speaker 1: down and what what what effect you want to put on?

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Speaker 1: It will show up? Wow? What button down? Yeah? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it now. I'm doing it now. So let's go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold hold the way the recorders, just hold that down.

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Speaker 1: Hold that down right there, hold down the recording. Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't push the little recording yet. You see how to

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Speaker 1: show up all alone. There you go. Okay, we're really

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Speaker 1: doing Okay, that don't work man, because it's two old

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Speaker 1: people trying to give it. Do anybody know how to

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Speaker 1: do it? Telling them the right thing? I'm telling the

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Speaker 1: right thing. Let me tell you something. It takes Jay

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00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: to get on zoom with me. He's a liar, a liar.

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Speaker 1: Team Tommy. Right where you text your message is an

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Speaker 1: arrow that will point up all that arrow down. So

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Speaker 1: you said, hold the microphone the arrow down and it'll

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Speaker 1: pop up. The preference said seeing invisible. Okay, okay, all right, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right tech one oh one, Thank you guys. Here

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Speaker 1: we go tomorrow. Alright, listen, we're praying for our neighbors

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Speaker 1: in the southeast. Do the yesterday's tornadoes, uh Steve. And

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Speaker 1: it's time now to get caught up with the news,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne True. Yeah, we're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about that too the morning. Everybody in the United States

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Speaker 1: now has had more deaths due to the COVID nineteen

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Speaker 1: pandemic than any other country in the entire world. To

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Speaker 1: be specific, twenty thousand, three hundred and eighty nine Americans

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Speaker 1: have died. And that compares to Italy, which was really

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Speaker 1: terrible nineteen thousand, four hundred and sixty eight deaths. We

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Speaker 1: have more than Italy. Meanwhile, at least five hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty thousand Americans have tested positive for the virus. Houston

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Speaker 1: Mayor Sylvester Turner says they are now six hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifteen new cases of coronavirus in his city, Arkansas, so

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Speaker 1: the lowest number of corona hospitalizations compared to neighboring states.

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Speaker 1: Number of infected people in Ohio now lower than previously projected.

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Speaker 1: This is good news. Hospitals in California have seen a

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Speaker 1: nearly two percent drop in ICEU patients. The nation's top

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Speaker 1: doc is addressing disturbing reports that minardies are dying at

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Speaker 1: higher rates and white from COVID nineteen. US Surgeon General

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Speaker 1: Jerome Adams breaks it down in New York City. Hispanics

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Speaker 1: represent the majority of deaths. African Americans and Native Americans

496
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: developed high blood pressure at much younger ages and so

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Speaker 1: less likely to be under control and does greater harm

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Speaker 1: to their organs. Puerto Ricans have higher rates of asthma

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Speaker 1: and black boys or three times as likely to die

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Speaker 1: of athema as their white counterparts. Only one in five

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Speaker 1: African Americans and one in six Hispanics has a job

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Speaker 1: that lets them work from home. People of color are

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Speaker 1: more likely to live in densely packed areas and in

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Speaker 1: multigenerational housing situations, which create higher risk for spread of

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Speaker 1: a highly contagious disease like COVID nineteen. Let me be

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Speaker 1: crystal clear, we do not think people of color are

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Speaker 1: biologically or genetically predisposed to get COVID nineteen, but they

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00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: are socially predisposed the coronavirus exposure and to have a

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Speaker 1: higher incidence of the very diviss that put you at

510
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Speaker 1: risk for severe complications of coronavirus. So there you have it.

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Speaker 1: Tornadoes killed at least six people as they roared through

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Speaker 1: Mississippi and Louisiana on Easter Sunday. Storms also roaring through Georgia,

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Speaker 1: killing five people. Disney World putting forty three thousand workers

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Speaker 1: on furlough while the park is shut down. Americans on

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00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: the other side of that beginning to receive those economic

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Speaker 1: relief checks from the IRS. This is the money from

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Speaker 1: the two point two trillion dollars economic stimulus package that

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Speaker 1: the Congress grew up in Trump signed last month. It's

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00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 1: going into direct positive accounts. And finally, the mayor of Alton,

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00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,439
Speaker 1: Illinois called himself getting tough about his stay home order

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Speaker 1: after residents complained of a large illicit party in a

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Speaker 1: bar near the Mississippi River. So the police were sent there.

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00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: The folks were busted, and then an officer had to

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Speaker 1: call the mayor why because his wife was one of

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Speaker 1: those brought in. Yeah, he said, don't give her any

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00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: special treatment, guys, but you know, I really probably think

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00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: that they probably did anyway, just just briefly, Chicago authorities

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00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: are tasked with the same mission. Meanwhile, the officials in

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00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: New York City area are setting up new places to

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Speaker 1: store the bodies of those killed by the Corona virus

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Speaker 1: or the COVID nineteen virus as more and more Morgue's

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Speaker 1: face possibly becoming overwhelmed. That is Chicago w bail. Get

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Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everybody you're listening

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Speaker 1: to show, did you guys watch the First Ladies of Gospel?

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Speaker 1: Please tell me you watch the Clark Sisters movie? Yes, yeah,

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00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: so good. It was really, really, really good this past

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Speaker 1: Saturday night. It was on Lifetime Steve good. Yeah, well,

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00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: we talked about it all week that it was coming on.

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00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: It was really really good. If you haven't had a

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00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 1: chance to see it, please go check it out on demands. Yeah,

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00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: you've gotta see it. It's so it was actually a

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Speaker 1: movie that could have been in the theater. Yes, yes, yes,

543
00:36:55,239 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: it was just that good. And their mother, Maddie Moss Clark,

544
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 1: she was not a game. We got a shout out. Yes,

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00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: she is such she behind she played that role. She said,

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Speaker 1: I would have loved to have met the real Mama

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00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: back in the day. I mean I was there, I

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00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:24,919
Speaker 1: was right around there. You were there. Yeah, I was

549
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: the same. Yeah you know what I mean? That looked

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00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: like enticing, right, Yeah, that shut up? Shut up right.

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00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: She was not a joke. She was not a game

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00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: I loved. And how do you say her name? Something

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00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: new ellis it's her last name. I told her everybody

554
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: to watch it. In my dumb ass, mistery, I was talking.

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00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: I forgot about you about it, man, I ain't said nothing,

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00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: and I set up been told every man, I gotta

557
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: watch it, watch it, man, y'all start talking about this.

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00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 1: I'm so I ain't doing nothing. Yeah, let me tell

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00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: you something. Every time Junior called me, I answered the phone. No,

560
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: I ain't doing nothing. I'm telling y'all it's why. It's

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Speaker 1: this is the most unbelievable time time I've ever had.

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Speaker 1: I've never had. This is actually, you know what, man,

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00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: Like this this time has taught me so many things, man.

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Speaker 1: And I'm serious, man, I did not know. I've been

565
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: so busy for so many years, for so long. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I've really this has been. I know. Look, I know

567
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Speaker 1: we're in the middle of a challenging times and I

568
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: know that, but this has been for me and I

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Speaker 1: opening experience. I've learned just such a time of ease

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00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: and refreshment for me that I've never known. Man, this

571
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: time of the year is so busy for me. Now,

572
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this all the time. I

573
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: know what you mean, No, but I've really discovered a

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00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: lot of things. Like I'm I'm technically more savvy. I

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Speaker 1: know how to work my TV. I can go to

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Speaker 1: Netflix without calling nobody, don't. I know how to search

577
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: for movies and stuff. I know how to work on

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Speaker 1: the man. All right, jo Anthony Brown in the building

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Speaker 1: with his daily Corona virus timeline. We'll get to that

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Speaker 1: right after that. You're listening, all right, Jay, what is

581
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 1: this daily coronavirus timeline you have for us? Well, the

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Speaker 1: day is not as busy as we think it is.

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Speaker 1: In fact, we'en doing a damn thing. Here's the corona

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Speaker 1: virus breakdown pretty much everybody clue housty. All right, you

585
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: get up early in the morning thinking you gotta go

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00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 1: to work. You don't, so you go back to sleep.

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00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: You go back to sleep. Turn on while you're in

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Speaker 1: the bed, turn on some depressing news. Why you eat

589
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: your breakfast in your chime, sir, you're going some one channel.

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00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: That's your day. Then you stip again over to some

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00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 1: more depressing who you figure out if it's depressing on

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00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: this challengel, I'm not gonna watch. And then I go

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00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: over there more depressing news. More. Then you check your phone,

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00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: check your phone callback, callback, callback, don't want to talk to,

595
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to? What the hell they call

596
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: me for? I'll be damn begging, begging, began to check

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00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:47,919
Speaker 1: your text. You got dad. Then you're completely up. If

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Speaker 1: you nasty, you wash your face, brush your teeth, and

599
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: you take a shower. But you ain't going nowhere, so

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Speaker 1: you might not do any no damn thing you might

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Speaker 1: see to yourself when I ain't really going nowhere, ain't

602
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Speaker 1: nobody in here? What me? I really don't have to

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Speaker 1: watch myself? All right, Now you've done all of those things,

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00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: it's time to eat. It is time to eat again.

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Speaker 1: You eat breakfasts, all right? He goes this. When it

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00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 1: really gets busy, your they gets busy. You look out

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00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: the wonder, see the white people. You see the white

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Speaker 1: people without mask You see to yourself daily crazy. Hell,

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00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: they ain't got any with a mask though, didn't just

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Speaker 1: don't make no. I'm sitting in the house with a

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Speaker 1: mask on, but none of these white people who pass

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00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: it got a mask on. Maybe they do something I

613
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: don't know. Watch the white people. You watch the white

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00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: people clean up behind the dog. Now, they won't speak,

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00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: They won't speak to you at all, but they have

616
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: no problem picking up dog. Dude. They would not saying

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Speaker 1: are you doing, but they will have been over in

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Speaker 1: scoop that up like nothing. Okay, all right, all right, dad,

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Speaker 1: moving now just today, you gotta watch that Netflix chickum picture.

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00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: You hadn't finished watching last night because you went to sleep,

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Speaker 1: so you gotta finish. Then you're gonna call people you

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00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: really don't want to talk to. What You're gonna call

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00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: him anyway because you ain't got nobody else to talk

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00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: to because you really bored? Is all right? You let

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00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: me call this rascal who I don't like. Then next

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00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: thing you know, boom, you wake up because you took

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Speaker 1: a nap. It wasn't playing plan nap. You didn't playing

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Speaker 1: a naver. You damn this five o'clock, which me it

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Speaker 1: is time to eat it. Yeah, alright, all right, you

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Speaker 1: wake up from the nap. You might watch a little TV.

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Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, you gotta go back to the

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Speaker 1: window again because it's dark and starting to get dark.

633
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Speaker 1: You gotta go back to the window. Wear yourself. This

634
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: is the last things about to go to bed. You

635
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,959
Speaker 1: want to wear yourself before you go to bed. You're

636
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 1: depressed because you gain weight. It's time to eat again.

637
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Speaker 1: I beat damn, you got to eat again. I got

638
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Speaker 1: your last Netflix movie. You wake up, it's morning time

639
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Speaker 1: start all over again. That's your day right there. That's it.

640
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Speaker 1: That's that is the coronavirus timeline. Baby, time to eat again.

641
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 1: I've actually I've actually done some of that, to be honest. Yeah,

642
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 1: except for the eating, cause I chose the worst time

643
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: but actually turned out to be the best time to

644
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: actually try to get in shape since I was going

645
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 1: to be off and I had nothing else to do.

646
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Speaker 1: So I've been doing U intermittent fasting. I don't eat

647
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Speaker 1: it to twelve noon and my last meal is at

648
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: eight at night. Oh god, I just be man at

649
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Speaker 1: eight on you both, Tommy, you're telling me no more?

650
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Speaker 1: All right? Coming up next. The nephew in the building

651
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: with the frank phone calls right after this you're listening

652
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Speaker 1: to show coming up at the top of the hour,

653
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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,

654
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Speaker 1: subject more money, more problems. Wait till you hear this

655
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Speaker 1: letter right now, nephew in the building for today's prank

656
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for his nef? I know

657
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Speaker 1: it is what quack stat ass Huh that's the name

658
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Speaker 1: of that's the name of it. Quack statass wax quack

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Speaker 1: statusspekay w h a x X Yeah, got it? Thank you,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's go. Okay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to

661
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Speaker 1: reach Owen pleach. Yeah, this is on hi Owen. This

662
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: is ramone giving you a call um where we're just

663
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 1: confirming your appointment at eleven on Thursday, and I wanted

664
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Speaker 1: to make you're a new client, so we wanted to

665
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Speaker 1: make sure that you were Okay, wait a minute, pument

666
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 1: what you have a spa treatment scheduled um any eleven

667
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: on Thursday. You did receive a spat treatment from your

668
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 1: wife for Christmas, um, but I don't remember being set

669
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: up for anything any appointment. Well, she's made an appointment

670
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: for you for eleven o'clock on this coming Thursdays. I'm

671
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: just calling them confirm that you would definitely be in

672
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: to the salon. Well, I thought this was like a

673
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: couple's massage or something like that. So what is the

674
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: treatment all about? What's what do you guys? I don't

675
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: I understand. Um, well, she's got you signed up for

676
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: Let me look, she's got you signed up for us

677
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: to actually wax your back in your buttocks on Thursday.

678
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Speaker 1: And we actually have a special that we have, um

679
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Speaker 1: a man zillion, which is a b. This isn't for real?

680
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: Sure we have you lined up for an appointment. If

681
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 1: you don't want the appointment, please let us know. Wax

682
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: my my back and my get that all out of here.

683
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Speaker 1: Man zillion. Your your wife has set you up for

684
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 1: a back and but hair removal, which is waxing. And

685
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is a manzilian is if you would

686
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: like that, we would remove all the hair from your

687
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: private area as well. Yeah, try again, man, there's no

688
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 1: way I'm getting my private black. What's so I could

689
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: be hairless like like that? No way, get out of here. Evidently,

690
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: if your wife has set you up for this. Maybe

691
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: she's not into all you have. You evidently have a

692
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: lot of hair on your back. I'm assuming yeah I'm

693
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: a hairy guy. But she's never said anything the battles.

694
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Speaker 1: He likes it, okay, he loves Well, maybe there's a

695
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: mix of communication, because this is the thing she's asking

696
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: us to do, is to remove your hair. Yeah, no,

697
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: that's not happening. And if she's gonna have tell me yourself.

698
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: And there's no way I'm going in to have somebody

699
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: ripped the hair off my back and my hands and

700
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: my private You kidding me to get the bat of here?

701
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: This is crazy, This is this is a very professional procedure.

702
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 1: It won't take long. We'll have you in and out

703
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: within forty five minutes. But you're gonna forty five minutes,

704
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: forty five minutes to rip off all of this hair.

705
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: That sounds like tot shit. He mean, okay, sure you

706
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: know No, No, I think we're done. I think you

707
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: know what we're done. I mean, I mean I'm gonna

708
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: tell her to get a refund. It's getting a refund. Okay,

709
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: they're not gonna be a refund. Now you're supposed to

710
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: come in at eleven. This is something that she wants

711
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: you to do. Yeah, I'm not listen to me. I

712
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: am not getting wax. That's not something a man does.

713
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: There's no play I'm doing that. If this is for real,

714
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a talk with her as soon as

715
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: she gets home. Because no, no, no chert shirt. Right now,

716
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: right now, you're are disrespecting my profession. That's what you're doing. Okay. Look,

717
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't. I don't know what this

718
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: is all about. I don't. I'm not trying to suspect anybody,

719
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: but stuff way, I'm doing this all right. I'm not

720
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: getting it back. No. I mean, if there's something she

721
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: wants to watch, you can wax her private. That's cool.

722
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: But a man has hair. I mean, it's it's well.

723
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: If she has an appointment, then she's serious about getting

724
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: it done. Yeah. Well I'm serious about not going. So,

725
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I don't know how I can

726
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: explain it to you. I'm not coming in. You can

727
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: reschedule it for somebody else. I'll talk to her when

728
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 1: she gets home. But that's that's it. I'm just your

729
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: wife has paid two hundred dollars for this procedure. Did

730
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: you pay two hundred dollars? Your wife has paid two

731
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for this procedure? Yeah, no, who's gonna get

732
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: a refund? You guys are this is sir, sir, oh,

733
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Speaker 1: this is not refundable, so there is no money coming back.

734
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: I will let you know that. Two hundred bucks. There's

735
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: no way. You gotta be kidding me to take care

736
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Speaker 1: off on my back and my two hundred bucks. Sir,

737
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: this is a very referable spa here. I don't, I

738
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: don't do it. I'm gonna get I'm gonna go to

739
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: the dollar store and get a pack of raisers for

740
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: a dollar, and she's gonna do it herself and I'll

741
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: give her. I'll give her fun bucks. This is good.

742
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 1: I'll give her a tip. That's the five food bucks.

743
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm sad. Two hundred bucks. There's no way.

744
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 1: There's no way we are playing that money and you

745
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: guys are keeping that money. Here's no pay Do you

746
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: understand there's no no, there's not a refund, mister Owen.

747
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: There's definitely not a ref mister Owen. What because are you?

748
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Speaker 1: There's no lue and I'm gonna i am Raman, I

749
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: am ramone here at the spa and your wife came

750
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Speaker 1: in and purchases wonderful gift for you for Christmas. Remote.

751
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: I don't give a remote. Now, you're not respecting that

752
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: profession you're acting. I don't look. Look, I'm not trying

753
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: to disrespect you, but I don't care about the professions.

754
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: There's no way that's actually that's robbery. Charging somebody two

755
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,760
Speaker 1: hundred bucks to rip off hair off their their body.

756
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: He gets just no way. I'm just doing it, and

757
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to her. She's gonna do it herself.

758
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: I don't cash because you're disrespecting my profession and you're

759
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: not coming into an eleven. Y would you supposed to

760
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: come in an eleven so we could whack your back

761
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: in your body? And now you're saying no, there will

762
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 1: be nothing whack. I'm not coming into eleven. I'm not

763
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 1: coming in ever. She's gonna take care of this though.

764
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about it. Ramon. I mean

765
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 1: repect you, but no need to know that. Mister Owen.

766
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: There's no refund, Okay, I mean, this is get ridiculous.

767
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'm talking to you. You're

768
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: countin Peter. Have you spoken to him lately? How do

769
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: you know? Peter Tea got me to call you. This

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Speaker 1: is Nephew tim Me from the Steve Robin Morning Show.

771
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Speaker 1: You just got you just get out of here because

772
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Speaker 1: I knew this idiot. Oh yet I gotta up, man.

773
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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775
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Speaker 1: Well that's stupid enough, y'all. And he wanted it done too.

776
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Speaker 1: He really wanted doing social distancing. Yeah, he just didn't

777
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:29,359
Speaker 1: want to find distance. Sound like he wanted it. Yes,

778
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Speaker 1: you can. You can catch this food and my partner

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Speaker 1: high late, James, I have. It's two versions of the show.

783
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784
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786
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788
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789
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Speaker 1: you know, glitchund round with the b wood, which is

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you, Nephew, Thank you. Jay

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Speaker 1: Coming up? Whoa this Strawberry letter today? Subject more money,

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Speaker 1: more problems. We'll get into it right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, time

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Speaker 1: now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need

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Speaker 1: that's for you. Buckle up, hold on tight. We got

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Speaker 1: it full Hivitesberry letter, Thank you few subject MO money,

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Speaker 1: MO problems. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty six year

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Speaker 1: old man with lots of swag, and I've had fine

810
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: women all my life. Eight years ago I decided it

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00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,319
Speaker 1: was time to get married, and I found a good

812
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Speaker 1: woman to settle down with. I've always fooled around with

813
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 1: lotto and bought scratch offs, and a year ago I

814
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: got lucky and won eight hundred thousand dollars. My wife

815
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: and I retired, paid everything off, and traveled a little bit.

816
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 1: My wife's twenty six year old niece is in culinary school,

817
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: so we hired her as our personal chef, and she

818
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: came three days a week to cook. My wife volunteers

819
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 1: at a senior daycare most afternoons, so I was left

820
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 1: home alone with her niece when she was cooking. The

821
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: niece is slim and fine, with long legs and a

822
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 1: nice butt. We talked and sipped wine while she cooked,

823
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Speaker 1: and whenever she left, I'd give her a nice tip

824
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,439
Speaker 1: and she'd give me a hug. One day, the hug

825
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 1: turned into a kiss, and the kiss turned into sex.

826
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,800
Speaker 1: She initiated it, and after that day we had sex

827
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: several times a week. She was real freaky and she

828
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: always wanted to do it in the kitchen. I got

829
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: caught up and I started giving her a lot more money.

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Speaker 1: This made me feel like the old player that I

831
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 1: used to be, and I was not thinking straight. This

832
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: girl had been filming us having sex over and over again.

833
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,959
Speaker 1: In the beginning, she told me she likes to film

834
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 1: herself in the kitchen so she can use her cooking

835
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 1: videos for extra credit in class. Well, now she's demanding

836
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Speaker 1: that I give her fifty thousand dollars or she's telling

837
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: my wife. I can't move this much money out of

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00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: our account without my wife knowing it. To make it worse,

839
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: I can't fire her without my wife questioning it. I

840
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: haven't slept in days, and I'm a nervous wreck. How

841
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 1: am I going to get out of this? Please help? Okay,

842
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: first of all, you're gonna be broke if you keep

843
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: spending like this. Okay, you won eight hundred dollars, eight

844
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars, You and your wife retired, You paid

845
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: off everything, you traveled a little bit, you have a

846
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:50,919
Speaker 1: personal chef. You know you give her extra money after

847
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 1: she cooks for you. Okay, that's a lot going on there.

848
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: But beside that, why did you do this? Why did

849
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 1: you get involved with your wife's knees? I don't care

850
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: how slim and fine and how nice her butt was,

851
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 1: and you're asking us what to do. I don't know

852
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: what you're going what you're going to do. I mean, yeah,

853
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: you really did get caught up, just like you said,

854
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: because she made you feel like the your old player self. Okay,

855
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: so you used to be a player. You had lots

856
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 1: of swag, you all got all that, you had lots

857
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: of fine women. But you're risted all all your money,

858
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: every your marriage, everything for this, I mean, and really,

859
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: all she wanted was some of that eight hundred thousand

860
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: dollars You thought she wanted some of the old player you. Huh,

861
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: she wants fifty thousand dollars. To be exact. The problem

862
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: as I see it, if you pay her off, what's

863
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: to say she won't come back for like the title says,

864
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: mo money, Because how many videos of you guys does

865
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: she have? I mean, she taped you guys a lot,

866
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: so she probably has them stash somewhere. They're all on

867
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: her phone whatever the case, she has a lot of videos.

868
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: And how do you ever know if you you know,

869
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: if she won't keep coming back asking you for money.

870
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: I mean, this is craziness. You're right, you can't take

871
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: that kind of money out of your account without wife

872
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: finding out. You're in a mess here, and I really

873
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: don't know how to help you. I wish you had

874
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 1: asked us before, you know, you got busy with your

875
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,439
Speaker 1: your niece in law, your wife's niece, then we could

876
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: have really helped you. Untild you don't do it. But now,

877
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: I mean, what if we can't help you? Steve boy,

878
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 1: listen to me, sir, old player, you're asking a lot

879
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: of trouble. Though I hadn't been a lot of spots before,

880
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 1: I ain't been in this one. You your boy boy,

881
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: you're in a situation. Yeah, I mean listen. Man, let

882
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: me start by saying this, why you open the letter?

883
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: You set yourself up. I'm a fifty six year old

884
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: old man with lots of swag. I've had fine women

885
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: all my life. It wasn't but eight years ago. You

886
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: decided this time to get mad, and I found a

887
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: good woman to settle down with. I've always fooled around

888
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: with a lotto, and I thought you was gonna say

889
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: something else right there. But I've always fooled around what

890
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 1: you should have said, because that's what really happened. I've

891
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: always fooled around. Let's just stop there, and then you're

892
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: surprised and said, with a lot on bought some scratch

893
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: offs in the year ago. I got lucky. I want

894
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: eight hundred thousand dollars. My wife and I retired, paid

895
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: everything off, traveled a little bit. Then your wife's twenty

896
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: six year old niece in the Coulinary School, so y'all

897
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: high as your personal shell. She came three days a

898
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: week to come. My wife volunteers out of senior daycare

899
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: most afternoon, so I was left home alone beneath she

900
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: was cooking niece and slim and fine, yeah boy with

901
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: long legs and a nice but yeah boy. Yeah. We

902
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 1: talked and sip wine while she cooked, yamn one. And

903
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 1: whenever she left, I give a nice tip, and she

904
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 1: give me a hull. Here where the problem is right here?

905
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 1: This nice tip you gave her. You was testing the waters.

906
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 1: Then you was flexing and playing big willie. You already

907
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 1: paying her. So what's the name extra tip for she

908
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: ain't come up for three days a week. Okay, player,

909
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 1: when I come back, I'm gonna read you the rest

910
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: of your rights. You're asking trouble. Oh yeah, all right.

911
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up in

912
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letters subject

913
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 1: more money, more problems. We'll get back into it right

914
01:00:55,560 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, right, Steve. Come on, let's get

915
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 1: back into this letter. Let's recap more money more. We

916
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: can see this letter coming. Fits six year old man

917
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 1: tells us at the top of his letter that he

918
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: got a lot of swag and he didn't hand fine

919
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: women all his life. Way to set us up, honey,

920
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 1: you got another one seemed like too. Now, eight years

921
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 1: ago you decided it was time to get married, and

922
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: you found a good woman to settle down with. They've

923
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: been all over the place. Dog, he was just a player.

924
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: I've always fooled around, It's what he said. He could

925
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 1: have stopped right there and put up dot dot dot,

926
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: but he kept talking. He said he fooled around with

927
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: lotto and bought scratch offs. By the year ago, I

928
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: got lucky one eight hundred thousand. My wife and I retired,

929
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: paid everything off, travel a little bit, and then your

930
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: wife haven't had this little twenty six year old nieces

931
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: in culiary school. Y'all still playing big Willie. You hide

932
01:01:56,120 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: her as our personal chef. She came three days a week. Now,

933
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,439
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I don't know how y'all

934
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: spiing eight hundred thousand. But if you fifty six and

935
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: you got eight hundred thousand and you're hiring personal shels

936
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: and traveler, dog, I don't. I don't know what fun

937
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 1: you didn't put this eight hundred in? But could you

938
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 1: please please call me partner because you spend it? Right now?

939
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: How everybody quit on eight hundred? Dog? You ain'tble fifty six? Dog?

940
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:33,959
Speaker 1: Have you doc? Have you thought this out? So? Dog?

941
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 1: If at fifty, at fifty thousand a year, five and

942
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: ten years, five hundred thousand gone, you ain'tble sixty six,

943
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: y'all must be playing on dying then I mean, I mean,

944
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 1: I mean anyway, maybe you got some more money, but

945
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 1: that ain't the story anyway. Your wife volunteer to senior daycare,

946
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: so I was left home with your niece when she

947
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 1: was cooking niece and slim, and here we go. And

948
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 1: that's just how you like them too, Remember you like

949
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: fine women with long legs and a nice but yeah,

950
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: we talked and sip mine while she cooked them. Whatever

951
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 1: she left, i'd give a nice tip and she'd give

952
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 1: me a hug, which means you couldn't wait to give

953
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 1: her the tip because you wanted to hug from the

954
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 1: long legs and the nice button and the fine girl,

955
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: because that's what you used to And you've been fooling

956
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 1: around your whole life because you, Jeff, wanted to get

957
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: married eight years ago. Your answer forty eight fo. You

958
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: gave it up, dam but it was stealing you was

959
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: deep in you, wasn't it dogging? One day the hug

960
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 1: turned into a kissing. The kiss turned in the sex

961
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 1: as usually high gold. You don't usually have sex then

962
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: start kissing. I got that. She initiated it after that day.

963
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: Now she initiated. Now let me tell you why she

964
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 1: initiated it, dog, because these big tips she was giving

965
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 1: hug and then that hug that you was hanging on too,

966
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: extra she twenty six. You know what that is? I

967
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: got this old fool. Okay, So she initiated it, and

968
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: we had sex several times a week, so she had

969
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 1: to initiate that every time. So and then she initiated,

970
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 1: and she was real freaking and she always wanted to

971
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: do it in the kitchen. So now you know you.

972
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 1: You are now on the cutting blocking, stepping in draws,

973
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: and everything got dish tiles everywhere. I got caught up

974
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 1: and started giving her a lot more money. See now,

975
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 1: listen to this. He's saying that this made me feel

976
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 1: like the old player that I used to be. No,

977
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 1: it didn't. Started giving her a lot of money made

978
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: you feel like the old player you used to be.

979
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 1: Now giving her a lot of money made you feel

980
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: like the old sugar daddy that you are. Say, make

981
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 1: you feel like the old player you was when you

982
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 1: give a younger girl a whole lot of money for

983
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: sexual favors, you're sugar daddy. Dog. You ain't the old

984
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 1: player no more. You are old fool. You're sugar daddy.

985
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: But the sugar got too good to you. And this

986
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,920
Speaker 1: made me feel like the old player I used to be.

987
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 1: And I wasn't thinking straight. This girl had been filming

988
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 1: us having sex over and over and over again. Now

989
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,960
Speaker 1: in the beginning she told you she liked to film

990
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: herself in the kitchen, And what't y'all in the kitchen? Yeah?

991
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,200
Speaker 1: What what was you thinking about? How you didn't get

992
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 1: that damn phone? Dog? How you didn't get the damn phone?

993
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: You got caught up? Well, now she's the man that

994
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,479
Speaker 1: I give her fifty thousand or she telling my wife.

995
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 1: Now now here come, here comes the old player. I

996
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: can't move as much money out of our account without

997
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 1: my wife and daughter, which means the player he used

998
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 1: to be and the old sugar daddy he is is

999
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: now entrapped. So now he talked out. He talking about

1000
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,800
Speaker 1: I ain't giving her nothing. All. He's saying, I can't

1001
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 1: move that much money out of my account without my

1002
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 1: wife knowing it. To make it worse, I can't fire

1003
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 1: her without my wife questioning it. I'd rather fire her

1004
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 1: and have my wife question that. Then the hunt sit

1005
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: up in the head, start rolling, take and now hit

1006
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:24,360
Speaker 1: it food. I ain't slept in days. I'm a nervous ring.

1007
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 1: How am I gonna get out of this? Please help, pimp.

1008
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: You can't see, pimp, there is no get out of this.

1009
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 1: See you're in the quantity. So here's what you gotta

1010
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:38,320
Speaker 1: do part. You got to sit the niece down, and

1011
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 1: you got to explain the situation, the problem you in

1012
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:46,080
Speaker 1: that I can'tnot move this much money without my wife. No,

1013
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 1: I just can't do it. You're gonna have to say that,

1014
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 1: all right. Then you're gonna have to beg huh, your

1015
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 1: punk ass gonna have to start crying. Crying, Yeah, that's

1016
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 1: all you got on all right, you got his tears.

1017
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,440
Speaker 1: And when I come back, I'm gonna just finish a

1018
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 1: little bit more this when we come back, just ain't much,

1019
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 1: just a little bit, okay, all right? And then Junior

1020
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 1: is here with the new poem too, coming up in

1021
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 1: forty six minutes after the hour. Right after this you're listening,

1022
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 1: Steve had a little more. He wanted to put on

1023
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter um from this older gentleman who got

1024
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 1: into a bit of trouble with his wife's niece. At

1025
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 1: this boy sleeping with the girl. His wife's niece is

1026
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: in Colorary school. She fine. He an old player, used

1027
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 1: to have got l swag and always been around fine women.

1028
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: Were he been paying her money, tipping her and hugging

1029
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 1: every time she leaves his wife volunteering down at a

1030
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 1: senior home. He and here just acting a damn food

1031
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 1: with his old stupid ass. Now he didn't got caught up,

1032
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 1: and this made him like the old player that he was.

1033
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: I had to remind him this don't remind you the

1034
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 1: old player you was. This reminds you the old sugar

1035
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 1: daddy that you are, because that's all you are now.

1036
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:13,040
Speaker 1: Now now the girl is trying to embezzle him, extort

1037
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 1: him out of fifty thousand or she telling my wife,

1038
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,560
Speaker 1: Now you scariest. Now you say I can't move this

1039
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,160
Speaker 1: much money out of I count without my wife knowing it.

1040
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,200
Speaker 1: To make it worse, I can't fire her without my

1041
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 1: wife questioning it. I ain't slept in days. I'm a

1042
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 1: nervous wreck. How am I gonna get out of this?

1043
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 1: Please help ars him? Hear what you got to do.

1044
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,840
Speaker 1: You got to throw yourself on the mercy of the court.

1045
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,160
Speaker 1: You got the big and plead with the girl. That's

1046
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 1: all you can do. Surely got it dead on the head.

1047
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 1: If you give her the money she still got to take.

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01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,639
Speaker 1: How your old ass hain't get that phone first day?

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01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:50,680
Speaker 1: I never know. I don't know how caught up in

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01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,760
Speaker 1: this thing you was but you got to be the

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01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 1: biggest damn food out of evers seen. Now you feel

1052
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 1: to lose your wife, you feel to be back out

1053
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: there and find out how big a player you are.

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01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, how big a player you ain't.

1055
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,760
Speaker 1: When your wife found out, she gonna divorce you, and

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01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,640
Speaker 1: it's gonna create a rip ripple through the family. The

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01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: eight hundred thousand that you had, which I don't know

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01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:13,280
Speaker 1: how much of that you got left, but more than

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01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 1: half of that's gone as soon as your wife find out,

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01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:18,640
Speaker 1: she's gonna take all that damn money your ass just

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01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 1: for it to be an old broke ass food. And

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01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:23,599
Speaker 1: you just set up here, quit your damn job. You're

1063
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 1: gonna have to go back down there, get your damn job.

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01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: Talk about throwing yourself on the course. You gonna have

1065
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: to go back down. Damn y'all back because you to

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01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:40,840
Speaker 1: retire to damn you you damn you back, bro. And

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01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 1: it's nothing we can help you with me, Tommy Jay Junior.

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01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:51,439
Speaker 1: We we ain't got nothing for you, man, bro. He's

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01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,280
Speaker 1: nothing we can do. So we ain't got nothing for it.

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01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,719
Speaker 1: Ain't giving her fifty ain't gonna work because she's gonna

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01:09:55,720 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 1: come back for another fifty is because what's your Homebolod?

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01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:05,400
Speaker 1: What's your Homebolod? Brother? Hey man, all you can do

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01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,280
Speaker 1: the only thing you can do, it's going there and

1074
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:10,720
Speaker 1: just say tell her, Just go ahead and tell her.

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01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,280
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn, I go and there. What

1076
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 1: you come on? That's the only shot you got. Problem

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01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,519
Speaker 1: is she twenty six and she gonna walk our ass

1078
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:23,439
Speaker 1: in there, and she gonna put it on social media. Man,

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01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:26,599
Speaker 1: your head said trumping. Post your comments on Today's Strawberry

1080
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 1: Letter and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check

1081
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:33,479
Speaker 1: out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. All right, and

1082
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,679
Speaker 1: Junior's up next with his z Easter poem at twenty

1083
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 1: minutes after. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:49,280
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, you have one more piece of advice

1085
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 1: you want to add to the old player and the

1086
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 1: Strawberry from early. Two things he can do that can

1087
01:10:54,960 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 1: get him out of this. For me, there's two test

1088
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 1: you need to go take. Number number one, you need

1089
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:11,599
Speaker 1: to go down there and test positive for Corona. First

1090
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 1: thing you need right now, you need a positive Corona

1091
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 1: nineteen tests. The second yeah, yeah, yeah, you need twenty

1092
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:28,599
Speaker 1: The next test you need is you need to test

1093
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:35,880
Speaker 1: positive for Alzheimers. You have to test positive for Alzheimers.

1094
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 1: You got to come in now and not know who

1095
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 1: that girl is tomorrow. You you got to quit quit

1096
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 1: recognizing your all timers. Yes, you got twenty. I would

1097
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 1: like to get Alzheimers and COVID twenty before I leave

1098
01:11:55,400 --> 01:12:00,080
Speaker 1: here today. You need you need to walk in that

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01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:07,080
Speaker 1: house and not recognize your wife to mark, don't know

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01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 1: who the hell she is at all? Every time she

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01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: text you, snatch away who you? Who? You? Who? You?

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01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 1: Immediately this Harper, this is all you, bro. This is

1103
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:28,040
Speaker 1: your only chance test positive for COVID nineteen right now.

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01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 1: You got you got to get that test tomorrow. Now.

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01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:36,720
Speaker 1: This is what you do. They got these online applications

1106
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 1: that they got these online tests you could take for

1107
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,840
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen tested. Fill it out and get you a

1108
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 1: red stamp somewhere to say positive stamped your damn self.

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01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:54,000
Speaker 1: You do come in there, boy, and I'm talking about

1110
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:59,040
Speaker 1: get this much fine flem and packet in your damn logs.

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01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:03,960
Speaker 1: It's your Yeah, it's your only chance. Start peeing on

1112
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 1: yourself right while you talking to start peeing on yourself.

1113
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 1: That's lose all controlling. Yeah, I don't don't let it dry.

1114
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:19,799
Speaker 1: It's got to be no do it while you're talking

1115
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:29,200
Speaker 1: to it. Yeah, but as you drinking your coffee drink man,

1116
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:36,800
Speaker 1: all you got you got listening and Steve don't notice

1117
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:41,040
Speaker 1: the pecause she calls it out. She'll say yourself and

1118
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:46,559
Speaker 1: then and then you say, hell, now, hey, I'm nine

1119
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,960
Speaker 1: peeing on myself? What's wrong with you? And the matter?

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01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:55,600
Speaker 1: Let me? And who are you? Ain't ain't nobody to

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01:13:55,840 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 1: for pe on met man? Yeah, this is your only

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01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:09,720
Speaker 1: route album yet Still she got the tapes. But that's

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01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:14,160
Speaker 1: at least he can have that. You know, I wasn't

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01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,519
Speaker 1: thinking it wasn't me. I don't know who the hell see,

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01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:19,040
Speaker 1: I forgot I was married any damn one that wh

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01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:21,360
Speaker 1: I was sleeping with. You know, he got to go.

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01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 1: That's what sulet this man. I know this. We have

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01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 1: nothing for him. He can try all this, everything worked,

1129
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:38,120
Speaker 1: but the truth once this, once we see this footage,

1130
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:42,639
Speaker 1: that's a wrap. Man. If you can't catch her giving

1131
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,599
Speaker 1: that phone to your wife, you need to dive at

1132
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:49,880
Speaker 1: your front window right away to bust out the glass. Stuff.

1133
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 1: You need to get that phone is what you needed

1134
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:56,760
Speaker 1: to just burn the whole house down there to get

1135
01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:05,200
Speaker 1: that fash hell with that house. He got money. He

1136
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:09,559
Speaker 1: got money, you'll get him another one. He got about

1137
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:12,160
Speaker 1: twenty dollars left if he does all that out of

1138
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:16,640
Speaker 1: that eight hundred thousand. All right, thank you, guys. I

1139
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:21,200
Speaker 1: think coming up we'll talk about did he's virtual Dan

1140
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:25,000
Speaker 1: Sathan for the coronavirus relief? That twenty minutes after right

1141
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:32,160
Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. Did He's virtual Dan

1142
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 1: Sithan for coronavirus relief? It was big this past weekend?

1143
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 1: Did he dance virtually with his ex Jennifer Lopez and

1144
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: her current fiance a Rod. I like that. I love that. Yeah,

1145
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:54,000
Speaker 1: I know you guys are gonna say that. A lot

1146
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:57,599
Speaker 1: of celebrities checked in, Yeah, including Oprah who donated one

1147
01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 1: million dollars. Has to have a finger in my mouth

1148
01:16:01,479 --> 01:16:04,240
Speaker 1: when I said that. My baby finger puppy got his

1149
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:09,919
Speaker 1: team mm team love Dancitan fundraiser raised money for healthcare

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01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:13,519
Speaker 1: workers on the front lines of the Corona virus. I

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01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:18,000
Speaker 1: love that information. Yeah, and he's got up to like

1152
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:22,439
Speaker 1: ninety thousand viewers. Yeah, I mean really good. It's really

1153
01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Video for a good cause, even if it's

1154
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:37,439
Speaker 1: for a good Joss the street for a good car. Guys, Okay,

1155
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:43,840
Speaker 1: now I'm not dancing with your new fiance. Put Jay

1156
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:46,680
Speaker 1: Low back home. But he was in the back. She

1157
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:49,160
Speaker 1: was Dan. I thought he got on the camera. What

1158
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:51,840
Speaker 1: Dan is you doing? He was there, but she was

1159
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,640
Speaker 1: in the front, always there. I love that. Robby on

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01:16:55,760 --> 01:17:00,880
Speaker 1: the scene. Huh he knows. Yeah, Chris jen and Corey

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01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:04,200
Speaker 1: Gamble they checked in donated it is big, big, It

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01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:07,880
Speaker 1: really was. Yeah, idea. All right, because good Well, we'll

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01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,840
Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show and some

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01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,559
Speaker 1: trending news coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.

1165
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:18,000
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay,

1166
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:21,960
Speaker 1: what is this daily coronavirus timeline you have for us? Well,

1167
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:25,560
Speaker 1: the day is not as busy as we think it is.

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01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:28,280
Speaker 1: In fact, Wayne doing a damn thing. Here's the Corona

1169
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:32,720
Speaker 1: virus breakdown for pretty much everybody. Clue housty. All right,

1170
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:35,800
Speaker 1: you get up early in the morning thinking you gotta

1171
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:38,840
Speaker 1: go to work. You don't, so you go back to sleep,

1172
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 1: Go back to sleep. Turn on why are you in

1173
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:45,280
Speaker 1: the bed? Turn on? Some depressing news. Why you eat

1174
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:48,000
Speaker 1: your breakfast in your challenge shirts. You're going from one

1175
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 1: challenge to the other. That's your day. This is so true.

1176
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:54,080
Speaker 1: Can you slip again over to some more depression news.

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01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:57,040
Speaker 1: You figure out if it's depressing on this challengel, I'm

1178
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:59,120
Speaker 1: not gonna watch, and then I go over there more

1179
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:05,240
Speaker 1: depressing news. More. Then you check your phone, check your phone, callback, callback, callback,

1180
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,600
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to, don't want to talk to?

1181
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:11,880
Speaker 1: What the hell they call me for? I'll be damned begging, begging, baging?

1182
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:16,760
Speaker 1: You check your text, get that? Then you completely up.

1183
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:22,000
Speaker 1: If you nashty, you wash your face, brush your teeth,

1184
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:26,040
Speaker 1: and you take a shower. But you ain't going nowhere,

1185
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:31,840
Speaker 1: so you might not do any no damn thing. You

1186
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:37,160
Speaker 1: ain't nobody in here? What me? I really don't have

1187
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:40,800
Speaker 1: to watch myself? All right, now you've done all of

1188
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 1: those things, get this time to eat again? All right?

1189
01:18:44,439 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 1: Here goes this. When it really gets busy, your day

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01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:50,200
Speaker 1: gets busy, you look out the wonder, see the white people.

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01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:53,439
Speaker 1: You see the white people without mask. You see to

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01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:57,360
Speaker 1: yourself daily phrasing, hen they ain't got anybody pass the mask,

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01:18:57,439 --> 01:19:02,240
Speaker 1: don't didn't just don't make no I'm sitting in the

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01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,280
Speaker 1: house with a mask on, but none of these white

1195
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:07,040
Speaker 1: people who pass it got a mask on. Maybe they

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01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,519
Speaker 1: do something I don't know. Watch the white people. You

1197
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:14,519
Speaker 1: watch the white people clean up behind the dog. Now

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01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:16,599
Speaker 1: they won't speak, they won't speak to you at all,

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01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 1: but they have no problem picking up dog. Dude. They

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01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:23,680
Speaker 1: were not saying, he aw you doing, but they have

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01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:29,599
Speaker 1: been over and scoop that up like nothing. Okay, all right,

1202
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 1: all right dad, moving now, just moving today. You gotta

1203
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:38,719
Speaker 1: watch that Netflix chick um picture. You hadn't finished watching

1204
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:41,719
Speaker 1: last night because you went to sleep, So you gotta finish.

1205
01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:46,800
Speaker 1: You gotta get that. Then you're gonna call people you

1206
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:49,400
Speaker 1: really don't want to talk to. What You're gonna call

1207
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:52,000
Speaker 1: him anyway because you ain't got nobody else to talk

1208
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:59,439
Speaker 1: to because you really bored? Is all right? You let

1209
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:04,479
Speaker 1: me call this rastal who I don't like. Then next

1210
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 1: thing you know, boom, you wake up because you took

1211
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:15,280
Speaker 1: a nap. It wasn't playing coming up. It's the last breakup,

1212
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:23,400
Speaker 1: break up the day? What is your jump ass doing?

1213
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:30,200
Speaker 1: Are you scared about something? Shay? Break up the day?

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01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:33,280
Speaker 1: That's how you do it. Coming up in forty nine

1215
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:36,800
Speaker 1: minutes after the hours. Steve Harvey's closing remarks as well,

1216
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:41,200
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

1217
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:44,400
Speaker 1: here we are. This is the last break of the day.

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01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:49,559
Speaker 1: It is the last break up the day. That's better. Okay,

1219
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,599
Speaker 1: last break up. You go a little fast right there.

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01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:59,880
Speaker 1: But anyway, anyway, it's been a good day. You guys

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01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:08,280
Speaker 1: were funny, crazy funny that strawberry letter my money problem,

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01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:13,840
Speaker 1: and you know what, it ain't nothing to do now, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 1: Once we hang this up, we just man going in there, quiet,

1224
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:23,000
Speaker 1: just going back in the down. Uncle went outside and

1225
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,120
Speaker 1: knocked on mind and then it came again and answered,

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01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:34,080
Speaker 1: who wasn't it, Tommy? Who wasn't it wasn't? Hey, Tommy,

1227
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 1: you don't know what I did this real, I kid, y'all. Now,

1228
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:44,840
Speaker 1: I set outside and watched a trail of ants and

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01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:50,040
Speaker 1: just was just as interested, fascinated, I mean, and had

1230
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:53,360
Speaker 1: built up a whole story of where they was going,

1231
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,880
Speaker 1: where they had come from, because you know, it was

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01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:59,720
Speaker 1: a two lane highway system, it was a road go

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01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:03,800
Speaker 1: in a role coming and I was just fascinating. They

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01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,960
Speaker 1: went off into the grass. So I couldn't track them

1235
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:09,160
Speaker 1: because you know, I ain't. I don't My tracking skills

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01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: don't go with ants through grass. I don't know if

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01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:14,679
Speaker 1: they just went in a whole underground, but I couldn't

1238
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:17,599
Speaker 1: find them. No over there went straight crossing and tire

1239
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,920
Speaker 1: little section out in the backyard, and I went out

1240
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:24,400
Speaker 1: but down. It was interesting, is what I did. This

1241
01:22:24,479 --> 01:22:26,519
Speaker 1: is what I did because is the absolute truth, Because

1242
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:28,680
Speaker 1: it was I had nothing to do. I tried to

1243
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:31,679
Speaker 1: wet up a crow with the water holes. They are fast,

1244
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:38,760
Speaker 1: can't you can't get them. I'm trying. I'm trying to

1245
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:45,400
Speaker 1: get one, but you can't get it fast. Man. Hey,

1246
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:49,559
Speaker 1: y'all listen in this in this uh COVID nineteen time,

1247
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,600
Speaker 1: we just have to keep stressing to you the importance

1248
01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:56,880
Speaker 1: of this time that we're going through. Uh. First of all,

1249
01:22:57,320 --> 01:23:00,160
Speaker 1: it's let's just be aware of something. It's not just

1250
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:04,840
Speaker 1: happening to you. This ain't. I know you. I know

1251
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,040
Speaker 1: there are some people, not all of you, but there

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Speaker 1: are a lot of people going, oh woe is me? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's oh woe is us, It's oh woe is everybody?

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Speaker 1: Nobody's enjoying this. But you can find some enjoyment in it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you understand what I'm saying, Uh, there's

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Speaker 1: some family time in it. It's some closeness that can

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Speaker 1: be had. Look, I know it's some negative points to this,

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Speaker 1: got it. But if you're gonna sit here, it's in

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Speaker 1: your smart and your best interests to try to find

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Speaker 1: the positive in it. You can find the negative in anything,

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Speaker 1: you know. I complained so much about how tired I

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Speaker 1: was all the time. Man, I gotta work, I gotta

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Speaker 1: film this, I gotta tape that, I gotta do a

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Speaker 1: retake for this, I gotta go over here for that,

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Speaker 1: I gotta do this, I gotta do that. And I

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Speaker 1: just complained about it to the point where I'm in

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Speaker 1: here now and I'm not that busy. And you mean

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Speaker 1: to tell me that I have the nerve to complain

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Speaker 1: about that too, when I could very easily, as I've

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Speaker 1: decided to do, take this time and think of it

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Speaker 1: in a positive way. As bad as it is out

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Speaker 1: there and we are in a situation, admittedly a very

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Speaker 1: challenging situation, there is some good in this that is

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Speaker 1: a blessing in this. There is something that is coming

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Speaker 1: out of this that will benefit you. But you have

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Speaker 1: to be a person that looks for it. You have

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Speaker 1: to be watchful. You got to live your life in expectation.

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Speaker 1: I expect a blessing to be on the other side

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Speaker 1: of this. I expect to come out of this better

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Speaker 1: than I was. I've actually put some things in place

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Speaker 1: to ensure that. You know, God gives us choices. Here everybody,

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Speaker 1: this thing, this pandemic, that's global. It is worldwide. My

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Speaker 1: friends that I talk to in Botswanna, my friends I

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Speaker 1: talk to in Ghana, my friends I talk to in

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Speaker 1: South Africa, my friends I talk to in the UAE,

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Speaker 1: my friends I talk to in the Bahamas. This is global, man,

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Speaker 1: this affects us all. It's not just you. But you

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Speaker 1: have the power of choice. You can decide how to

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Speaker 1: view this situation. Now if you want to sit there

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Speaker 1: and be miserable about it, I can't believe we're in

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Speaker 1: this house another day. I know the kids is on

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Speaker 1: your nerves. I know you didn't feel like being no teacher.

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Speaker 1: I don't blame you. I'm not in that situation, but

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Speaker 1: I don't blame you, and I get it. I understand.

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Speaker 1: But find the positive, find the light at the end

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Speaker 1: of the tunnel. Look for the benefit of this. So

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Speaker 1: since you work all the time and always busy, take

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Speaker 1: advantage of this time of ease and refreshment. Take a

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Speaker 1: time in this to connect with your family, to become

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Speaker 1: more spiritual, to get in shape. Do our online workout course.

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Speaker 1: Do something. I learn how to cook more, go outside

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Speaker 1: and get that grill. I'll try some different recipes on

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Speaker 1: the grid. Do something, turn it into party. Take your

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Speaker 1: son outside, teach him how to grill, your daughter how

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Speaker 1: to grill. Do something. Man some activity. Man together. There

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Speaker 1: is an upside to this, but you have to look forward.

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Speaker 1: Live your life in the expectation. God is a good

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Speaker 1: god man, he really is. God has something for those

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Speaker 1: who live their life in expectation, who are hopeful. God

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Speaker 1: got something for us all. But we got to believe

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Speaker 1: that that's the case, and we got to look for it.

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Speaker 1: And also before we get out of here today, our

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Speaker 1: good partner, Ryan Cameron, fraternal radio brother, Ryan Cameron, needs

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Speaker 1: your thoughts and prayers. He's in spool, doesn't have corona,

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Speaker 1: bears another condition, and our prayers and and thoughts go

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Speaker 1: out to him and his family that Ryan Cameron will

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Speaker 1: get up and be just fine. We're praying for you, brother.

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Speaker 1: You you one of the best dudes I've ever met

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Speaker 1: in radio. Man. I've known Ryan for a long time. Man,

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Speaker 1: were praying for you, brother, God speed, You'll be fine.

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Speaker 1: That's our prayer. Prayer works, prayd work better than anything

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