WEBVTT - Sup?! : Episode 34 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne

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<v Speaker 1>If there was a problem, yo, i'llform it where to

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<v Speaker 1>your mother. This is it. It's two cool moms and

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<v Speaker 1>one of them talking right now. His name is Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Gatto throwing it over to the other cool mommy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Steve Burn.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, babies, welcome everyone too, two cool moms. We

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<v Speaker 1>are excited today. I've got a large coffee. Oh ay

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<v Speaker 1>on excited sweater weather I got Oh yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a sweat I got a cable net sweater on.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just your first hot drink of the season.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my first. It's not pumpkin spice. I know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're going for. I'm know a big punkin spice.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, are you I don't drink coffee or teas or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It just no, No, you're doing unsweetened tea. That's your choice.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my go to it love it if anything of sweetened.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't do it on sweetened tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's just like you could have a coke, you

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<v Speaker 2>could have a sprite or whatever you get with your

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<v Speaker 2>combo meal, which is what I get with every meal.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't had a meal that hasn't come with fries

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<v Speaker 2>in weeks. So it's bad, very bad. That's why I

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<v Speaker 2>see even like it's starting to come back. Now, are

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<v Speaker 2>you come back? Puff? And I gotta bring it. I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta bring it back down, puffing the magic dragon over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you did you? I remember? No, I didn't when

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<v Speaker 1>I was younger. Oh yeah, when you were given the

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<v Speaker 1>cup and you were old enough to make your own

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<v Speaker 1>choice in beverage and you could go it was Wendy's

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<v Speaker 1>for me when he gave you the cup and I

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<v Speaker 1>was with my mom and they gave me suicide. And

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't do any more. You want you You've graduated

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<v Speaker 1>past happy meals, kiddie meals. Yeah, you graduated, you're in

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<v Speaker 1>your preteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And they say here's a cup, Yeah, select your fate.

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<v Speaker 1>And I walked over and I walked right to that

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor Pepper and I got which I had never had,

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<v Speaker 1>a Doctor Pepper bubble bubble sip, sip in love. And

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<v Speaker 1>remember I remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Pepper is one of the worst ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Though.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't you know how much sugar is in a

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Pepper. It's like it's like almost double a coke.

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<v Speaker 2>I had no idea until I saw my son pick

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<v Speaker 2>one out at the gas station. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>think a normal cokes one hundred and eighty calories, get

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<v Speaker 2>so much of doctor Pepper's.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred and eighty five Nope, threeundred and sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Double No to twenty?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow is that crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like my weight too.

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<v Speaker 1>No you did no, no, no, no, you learned, you

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<v Speaker 1>learned from last time.

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<v Speaker 2>You learn You're not Yeah, you're can I guess go,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to say you are at one one eighty's nine?

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<v Speaker 1>No to put a nine front of it? One ninety

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<v Speaker 1>eight one off by ten, yeah, one ninety eight and

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<v Speaker 1>you are at what one eighty zero one? Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Two?

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<v Speaker 2>And when I filmed, I was at one seventy two.

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<v Speaker 2>So we threw ten ten, We threw ten on quick immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, good, diause you looked a little emitiated. Did I

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<v Speaker 1>really want a little too hard? Too much?

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<v Speaker 2>For it was a little too but on camera looks good.

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<v Speaker 1>On camera looks great because camera and teen pounds for

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<v Speaker 1>right now, you're perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your favorite thing to do once it's fall? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>once it's fall, I mean put on a nice sweater.

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<v Speaker 1>I love wearing a white sweater and a color pant.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my favorite thing. That white sweater and a colored

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<v Speaker 1>pant is my favorite combination out of everythy and you

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<v Speaker 1>can't really do it anywhere else because I don't look

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<v Speaker 1>good in a T shirt. So a white T shirt

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<v Speaker 1>and then a white T shirt doesn't have the bizaz

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<v Speaker 1>that you sweater get you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Why why white? Not with jeans, not with khakis?

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<v Speaker 2>With a colored pant? A colored pant and what is

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<v Speaker 2>the color of the pant? Mostly I would go olives

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<v Speaker 2>or blues. I go blues, mostly blues. Really, I have

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<v Speaker 2>a spectrum of blues.

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<v Speaker 1>I go wear any colored pants. I just have jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>You do, and we're trying.

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<v Speaker 1>We're trying to work on that. Though I'm beginning your shopping.

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<v Speaker 2>You dressed like an off duty figure skater is what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surmising.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I live with no like activity wise for full.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we already spoke about how I can't stand

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<v Speaker 1>the apple peck. But I think for me, it's really

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<v Speaker 1>about the uh. I like being outside and not getting hot,

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<v Speaker 1>like I like playing outside with the kids and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the summer is a little much for me. You

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<v Speaker 1>get a little hot, sure, you know, but I like

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<v Speaker 1>being able to run around, come a little bit. You

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<v Speaker 1>know now we you know, we toss a frisbee once,

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<v Speaker 1>things like that. You know, the minute it goes like

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<v Speaker 1>this is like fuve. I love the foliage though, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>changing trees. Just said you were in South Dakota and

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<v Speaker 1>south of North Dakota's yeah, and it was beautiful gorge. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's I drove at night though, so I missed a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of North What's.

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<v Speaker 2>Been your biggest surprise on tour? Because I think prior

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<v Speaker 2>to you were going to some pretty major markets the

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<v Speaker 2>last few years, and now independently it seems like you're

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<v Speaker 2>you're kind of carpet bomb in the States. What's been

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<v Speaker 2>your biggest surprise?

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<v Speaker 1>The city was not a dig I wasn't sure, no,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're sounded like you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Just know you're going to a lot more isolated.

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<v Speaker 1>To be a huge deal, and now you're going to isolated.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you're torn with the jokers, you're making a

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<v Speaker 1>bang in Chicago. I was looking at your bang in

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago and now I'm making a poof in Peoria.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're going you're going to all these theaters across

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<v Speaker 2>the country and you're seeing fuck it, we all get it.

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<v Speaker 1>We all get it. We all get what you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>us to play arenas. Now you're playing you know, Barney's

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<v Speaker 1>Backyard bar No, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not Have you seen the group on for me

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<v Speaker 2>this week?

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<v Speaker 1>You see that? Yeah, I do say this. I will

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<v Speaker 1>say this. What I enjoy is that I am able

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<v Speaker 1>to get to different places. I'm able to get to

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<v Speaker 1>different places now, like I could we with the Jokers,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was starting with Jokers. There wasn't a place

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<v Speaker 1>in North Dakota that was like would be would make

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<v Speaker 1>sense of the tour to go there. But for me solo,

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<v Speaker 1>it is that's a nice way of saying what you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to say. So it makes sense for me to

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<v Speaker 1>go there. And now I was able to hit my

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<v Speaker 1>fiftieth state. Yeah, yeah, you being coy And I liked

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<v Speaker 1>I like I do like like these theaters are gorgeous, right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's some historic and there's some really pretty. Then there's

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<v Speaker 1>some shit. Yeah, I mean there's some ones that you're

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<v Speaker 1>in you're like, oh this isn't it's pretty because you

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<v Speaker 1>go from the weekends of the weekend. I remember like

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<v Speaker 1>three weekends ago, like the Friday and the Sunday with

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<v Speaker 1>like these gorgeous theaters, and then the Saturday was just

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<v Speaker 1>like an auditorium or like a you know, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a different venue.

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<v Speaker 2>The newer ones that are built within the last twenty years.

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<v Speaker 2>And there it doesn't almost right.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't have that right here. I feel like you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing a lecture like a school hall, like a

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So I will say I do love I

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<v Speaker 1>do love that. But my favorite thing now is these

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<v Speaker 1>small towns. I love a main street. I love a

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<v Speaker 1>main street. I love a walk about.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the best thing about going to Disneyland or Disney

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<v Speaker 2>World when you go on that N Street and you

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<v Speaker 2>have all the Edison bulbs and you just feel I

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<v Speaker 2>think that original street, if I'm correct, it's either I

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<v Speaker 2>know he's from Chicago, Walt Disney, but I believe he

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<v Speaker 2>grew up in Kansas for a minute, and I believe

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<v Speaker 2>that main Street is based off of that main and

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<v Speaker 2>it's still there. They still have kind of kept it,

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<v Speaker 2>and oh that's really maintained into its historic sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But I hope they have a Walt Disney star there

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<v Speaker 1>because they have to pay homage. I think he did

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<v Speaker 1>some really cool shit Disney though, right he did. He

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<v Speaker 1>did like leaves a light on some places. He was

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<v Speaker 1>afraid of the dark. You heard that no apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, Disney Disney keeps it on in homage to him.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe is what it is. I think that's what

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I thought he was afraid of the dark, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, middle love be dark in my park.

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<v Speaker 2>WELLT Disney's afraid of the dark.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're making it.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, dude, of making it up, or I might.

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<v Speaker 2>Have hurt it wrong. Marlene Missouri, Missouri. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you get further from the mic could you just

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<v Speaker 1>get because you're talking from the closet from Missouri? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what the cay you're giving me right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Like get to a microphone or tell MI he was

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<v Speaker 1>in front of the microphone, because there you go. That's

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<v Speaker 1>Marceline Missouri.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go back to my corner now, Marceline Missouri.

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<v Speaker 2>That's And by the way, congratulations to Jiggy who just

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<v Speaker 2>got married.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, thank you, Jiggy, he said, thank you. Everybody happily there,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, thank you great. Yeah. No, he just like

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<v Speaker 1>some cool stuff and there's all like those hidden mickeys.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that people would like build that stuff

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<v Speaker 1>where you have to find like the hidden Mickey mouses.

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<v Speaker 1>We actually have a hidden Mickey here on our set.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you found it?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Is it on the logo?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the Mickey mouse, like the hidden one around circles?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, dude, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, I'm sorry, I just mess.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not that hungover a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>So favorite theme park growing up were you?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Well, I you know, I guess six Flags.

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<v Speaker 1>Well they having Pittsburgh was the six Flags.

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<v Speaker 2>No six Flags because I grew up partially in Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>Six Flags and you see you.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when the scream Machine came out?

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<v Speaker 2>Well uh no, no, I was really young when I

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<v Speaker 2>was there. But then Kenny Wood's the one in Pittsburgh.

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<v Speaker 2>And Kenny Wood's got I think the I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>the oldest railroad or railroad, the oldest roller coaster, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>is in Kenny Wood. Yeah that's cool. So did you that?

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<v Speaker 1>How old were you when you moved down Jersey? I

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<v Speaker 1>think I was like, uh, a youngster, like nine or so.

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<v Speaker 1>You weren't really you weren't really the theme park years.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, six Legs is not for kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Like they tried doing the whole Loneytun thing and bring everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>and it really is not it. The rides are really

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<v Speaker 1>for teens to young adult.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll never forget Kenny Wood. You'd go there, you

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<v Speaker 2>bring your whole class there. So it was like Campton

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<v Speaker 2>High School's class day there in North Allegan class stay there, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And I remember we went there and there was this

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<v Speaker 2>girl that I met that day and we really hit

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<v Speaker 2>it off, and we're hanging out the whole time, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like wow, and I had not had a

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend at this wool up until like never.

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<v Speaker 1>She gave you Stevie Wood at Kenny Wood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you love it, you absolutely love it. Your great Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So so yeah, I'm hanging out with this girl and

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<v Speaker 2>things are going great. And then she goes we're hanging

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<v Speaker 2>up for like two hours. I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I might get this girl's number. I might have like

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<v Speaker 2>a girlfriend. This is so great. And she goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you got like a nose hair hanging out of your

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<v Speaker 2>nose and I was like oh uh. And then and

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<v Speaker 2>then we finished the ride and she left and I

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<v Speaker 2>never saw again because of the nose hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>He dropped me because of my nose hair, and I'd

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<v Speaker 2>like one bang out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it had to be a stiff favoritetiff one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the drug bogs on it. Uh. Oh, that's sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Got cock blocked by my nose nose here yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I'm really like I always pay attention and

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<v Speaker 2>I always check kind of like you know, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>that little impression has lasted throughout the years.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that's terrible. I I I bloody, Uh, bloody

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<v Speaker 1>nose sneezed on Danielle Kennedy. Bloody nose sneezed on daniel

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy at the movie. They did the whole yawn arm

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<v Speaker 1>across them, right, bloody. I used to get bloody noses

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<v Speaker 1>when I was younger, okay, because my nose never got

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<v Speaker 1>picked at, so I got notes broke, so I was

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<v Speaker 1>whenever got nervous or got thrown red in there. So

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I did like a hat chew, and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize that because it was dark, so I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realized that. I spray painted a we we went outside

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<v Speaker 1>after the movie. I look at a sweatshirt and it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like a couple of drips on it. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say anything, but I think she found out when

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<v Speaker 1>you went home.

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<v Speaker 2>My gun. Yeah, and it was this your first girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>That was my first like a date that I remember first.

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<v Speaker 1>She was my girlfriend. Couldn't I couldn't achieve Daniel Kennedy.

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<v Speaker 1>She was stunner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, who was your first one?

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<v Speaker 1>It was eighth grade?

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<v Speaker 2>I Saggi six? What was her name? That was her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it's just great Saggi, I miss Soggi.

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<v Speaker 2>What was your name?

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<v Speaker 1>Kenny Wood? My first girlfriend? I guess I would say

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<v Speaker 1>is from my high school years. Yeah, probably is when

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<v Speaker 1>I got my first girlfriend. I would probably say it

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<v Speaker 1>was Angela. And she was a freshman and I was

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<v Speaker 1>a senior, and I took her to my prom. I

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<v Speaker 1>took a fourteen year old to my prom. That's true,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true, Storry mm hmm. Yeah. And how old are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I was eighteen?

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<v Speaker 2>Real winner?

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<v Speaker 1>Real winner?

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<v Speaker 2>And do you uh did you have to legally knock

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<v Speaker 2>on doors when you introduce yourself to neighborhood element?

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<v Speaker 1>I am legally bound? Uh no, Yeah, that was she

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<v Speaker 1>was sweet. Uh. Then in high school, I like, I've

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<v Speaker 1>only had a couple of girl friends. In college, I

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<v Speaker 1>had one you're over already already looking for a question,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't have to open up to you anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine with it. God, Steve, let's help with a

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<v Speaker 1>stranger instead of talk to your friend who's in front

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<v Speaker 1>of your face. Let's see what Dorian's problem is. From whichita,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't like my job? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>My god? If her name? Story industry?

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<v Speaker 1>From which your time? Sorry? I love help everybody. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much everybody for writing in. We appreciate you honestly.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys so much for all the kind words.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh can't believe me.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe this has gone on this long.

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<v Speaker 2>Wanted to didn't think it was gonna Yeah, you didn't really,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, honestly, what did you think this was gonna?

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<v Speaker 1>Last thought would be I thought we're gonna be like

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<v Speaker 1>ten and in and then you would it would just

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<v Speaker 1>be well, No, I thought it was like our you know,

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<v Speaker 1>our distance from between each other, you know, and then

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<v Speaker 1>your you know, your lack of commitment to things, and

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<v Speaker 1>my just a d D D of like wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>work on a million projects, like so many things that

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna slip through the cracks a lot. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think we both had so much fun. It's great till today.

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<v Speaker 1>I like you. I like you a lot. I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyement time when.

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<v Speaker 2>You enjoy spending time with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I don't think you think I'm genuine

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<v Speaker 1>though when I say these things, I know you do. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well all right, don't be don't be fucking don't be

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<v Speaker 1>so well you know what, not unhumble about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know the opposite of humble. What's that word? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>be a braggadocia. You are a certain kind of roundly

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<v Speaker 1>iges today I am now, so now you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like, I like, I do, enjoy like being

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<v Speaker 1>friends with you, Steven.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you. I enjoy being friends with you. You

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<v Speaker 2>are one cool mom. It's coming to us from Reese. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go. This is a two parter, so let's

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<v Speaker 2>you can choose one or we can do both. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>if you have teeth in your belly button, would you

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<v Speaker 2>go to a dentist or a doctor? Also, would you

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<v Speaker 2>rather have bacon? Unlimited bacon, but no more games or games?

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<v Speaker 2>Unlimited games but no more games?

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<v Speaker 1>He meant bacon, So unlimited games are unlimited bacon.

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<v Speaker 2>I think like unlimited games, meaning like like games.

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<v Speaker 1>To play, like apps, or like this is a terrible

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<v Speaker 1>the first one I would your.

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<v Speaker 2>Teeth in your belly button? Would you go to a

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<v Speaker 2>dentist or a doctor?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he means loose teeth. I think he

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<v Speaker 1>means you belly buttons all of a sudden, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>exactly defeat. I would definitely go to a doctor because

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<v Speaker 1>that seems like wrong. Like if I was an alien

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<v Speaker 1>and I had that and I had a problem with

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<v Speaker 1>my belly button, I would go to the dents because

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<v Speaker 1>I go immediately to America's got talent absolutely and eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd eat everything, I'd gnaw on things like yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>just freak everybody the hell out, and I'd milk it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like a carniac. Do you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You imagine if you were like a parent and you

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you're like, hey, you right, okay, did you shower? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you brush your belly button?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, you'd be the greatest ventrilo quest in amazing yeah

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<v Speaker 2>doing it And you'd be like you could literally tape

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<v Speaker 2>your mouth shut and people be like, how do you

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<v Speaker 2>do it? Then you pull them the hell out and

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<v Speaker 2>you pull it up.

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<v Speaker 1>What the well, you're giving it all the apparatus, you're

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<v Speaker 1>giving it a tongue, you're giving it vocal courts. You

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<v Speaker 1>do the whole thing, because he's just teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>You could do.

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<v Speaker 1>Connect with yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, if you reinvents the sit up, if you

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<v Speaker 2>could do the lady in the tramp by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, you're there, get down as most as you can,

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<v Speaker 1>did you? Oh my god? What about sneezing to put

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel Kennedy. I that'd be weird because it's all connected there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it would be weird, that's the Yes, it would

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<v Speaker 2>be weird, But that would be a cool.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be like if you think about this. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>know sometimes when you need medicine bad, they shoved up

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<v Speaker 1>your button right like a story because it absorbs quicker.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're really hungry, instant, instant, right in the belly.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to wait for this. I would just

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<v Speaker 1>see a whole Yeah, I just have a six ft s.

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<v Speaker 1>It would like to me like a pencil shop. Noah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And then when you're driving and eating, just put

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<v Speaker 2>a bowl of spaghetti bite in your lap and you

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<v Speaker 2>drive and.

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<v Speaker 1>You would just see your little it doesn't have a

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<v Speaker 1>little longs.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like feed the self. All right, all right, all right?

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<v Speaker 3>That was That was the first one that was from

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<v Speaker 3>Okay uh okay cumanos from Gwen, Gwen, and here she comes,

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<v Speaker 3>Okay Gwen as Mama Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>This is specifically for you. I want to start being

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<v Speaker 2>a vegetarian. It seems so healthy. How did you make

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<v Speaker 2>that transition?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I found teeth in my belly, buddy. I just

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<v Speaker 1>I just stopped eating meat.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you guys for joining us next week.

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<v Speaker 1>I basically I had not been I wasn't even really

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<v Speaker 1>eating meat. It was like slow for me because I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't eating meat for a while because Bessie was a vegetarian,

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<v Speaker 1>so she and I did the cooking. She didn't, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was cooking for her, and every now and again

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<v Speaker 1>I'd have a burger or whatnot. So when I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to not do it anymore, I was already not having

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of meat, right, So I think for someone

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<v Speaker 1>that just eats meat, eats meat, eats meat, and then

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, like I'm not going to anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>it's tough. So I think it's got to be just

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<v Speaker 1>like a gradual decline.

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<v Speaker 2>But people do it for one to two reasons, right,

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<v Speaker 2>for the health factor or you're doubling up. It's healthy

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<v Speaker 2>and you have a compassion for animals, correct, because I

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<v Speaker 2>think you told me that you had an experience for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I met a cow. I met Susar the cow, an

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundred pounds mal mil cow, and he was gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>He's dead now. I just found out he died recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, they eat him, which is ironic.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know what, I'm back in.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, I'm not gonna eat them, So how did you?

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<v Speaker 2>So honestly, what happened, you're.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a thing called Thanksliving for our friends at

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<v Speaker 1>Woodstock Farm Sanctuary upstate New York. And they have this

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<v Speaker 1>thing called thanks Living where they feed the turkeys on

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving and said, you eating turkey, So it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>ceremonial thing. They come out and give him like plates

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<v Speaker 1>of corn and stuff, and all the kids feed them

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff. It's fun. So I went there and they

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<v Speaker 1>give us a tour of the facility and I went

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<v Speaker 1>into this barn. They had this male milk cow. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's the breathe of cows that give milk. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know the exact terminology, but if they're male, they normally veal.

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<v Speaker 1>They killed them young, because females are the ones who

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<v Speaker 1>get milk from the males ones don't really offer anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's a lot of the so that it's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>rare to see these full grown. And it came out

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<v Speaker 1>and it was eight feet tall. It was eight hundred pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>It was eight feet tall, and it was like a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>It came up. I rubbed its nose. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>super friendly, and I was, oh my god, these things.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I don't have to have a

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<v Speaker 1>burger that bed. And then I was like, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me see what let me see what kind of

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<v Speaker 1>alternatives there are. And I was only not really eating.

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<v Speaker 1>I stopped eating chicken a long time ago. Really, Chicken

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<v Speaker 1>always weirded me out a little bit because you could

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<v Speaker 1>it could give you salmonilla, and I don't like things

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<v Speaker 1>that could do that to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, anything can give you anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true to I mean, but yeah, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean a chicken can't give you twenty bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're just making it shut up right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So not everything can't give you anything. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>just say sentences.

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<v Speaker 2>That's anxiety.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the last time with chicken? Gave you a two spot?

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<v Speaker 2>Never?

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<v Speaker 1>Never? We just chick across the road to get the ATM.

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<v Speaker 2>You bullshiting' me.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes Stevie can't give you twenty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, good.

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<v Speaker 1>So it wasn't really in chicken. So I found good

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<v Speaker 1>like the impossible burgers and you know, impossible meat and

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<v Speaker 1>beyond be I love I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of those I've read up, A lot of

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<v Speaker 2>those are not as good for you as you think

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<v Speaker 2>they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Are not they're not because it's all processed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, there's a lot of there's.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of controversy around all of it. All you

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<v Speaker 1>could do is try to eat and be have food

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<v Speaker 1>and then die. That's really what life is, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then die.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what you're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just and enjoin what I and I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it's more for me it's conscious about the animals than

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<v Speaker 1>it's really about health, because there isn't like this. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>always like like oh the quto dye and all this,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a lot of healthy people that eat meat.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. There's a lot of things,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people that eat to well balanced meal

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff. So I'm not necessarily like, oh, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>unhealthy if you eat it, and I don't really, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not one of those people that puts my beliefs. People

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<v Speaker 1>are like, oh, you know, and they talked to me

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<v Speaker 1>about it, and I'm like, it's for me, sure, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not like, you know, you're killing the chicken. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really weird because my daughter now wants to start

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<v Speaker 1>like meat comes across the plane. She's like, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>need animals, and she's doing stuff like that in school. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>and so like it's like, I'm like, well, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>need animals, sure, I said, you know, that's your choice

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<v Speaker 1>and whatever. And then she was like, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>having salmon. I'm pescatarian. So I was having salmon the

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<v Speaker 1>other night, like a month ago whatever, and she wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to taste it, and she tasted it and she liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, oh no, She's like, well, it's an animal.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, well, I said, daddy eats fish. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I call the pescatarian. And we talked to her about

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<v Speaker 1>that and she loves salmon, so she eats salmon and shrimp.

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<v Speaker 2>Got it.

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<v Speaker 1>But she won't eat she won't eat like cows or

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<v Speaker 1>like anything like that. She's like, oh no, it's a cow.

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<v Speaker 2>Or anything furry that seems like it's she could adopt it.

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<v Speaker 1>She won't get it. It was like, if I get

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<v Speaker 1>adopt it, I'm not in Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was with the cow a few times before. Hello, okay,

0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:58.959
<v Speaker 2>you give me twenty bucks. It's more than okay. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is this is something where I think because people

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<v Speaker 2>are going to tour, people are going to see you tour,

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<v Speaker 2>so they should know that. So basically Ashley is asking,

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<v Speaker 2>I see you're coming to Elkhart, Indiana soon, Yes, Sam,

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<v Speaker 2>And she wants to know how to get meet and

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<v Speaker 2>greet tickets for your show. This is a question, So

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<v Speaker 2>I thought purpose, I thought, this is a good way

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<v Speaker 2>for you to explain to folks as you're on tour

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<v Speaker 2>that it's an option.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So yeah, it's an option to meet and greet

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<v Speaker 1>me on tour. Yeah, yeah, you can buy a question though,

0:21:31.440 --> 0:21:33.520
<v Speaker 1>you can buy the tickets wherever readily available. It seems

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<v Speaker 1>like that's planted. What planted by you? What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm doing this to plant it up up your

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<v Speaker 1>meet and greets. Do you think I give a shit

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<v Speaker 1>about your meet and greets?

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<v Speaker 2>I hate your meet and greets because when I go

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<v Speaker 2>on the road with you, it's like I got to

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<v Speaker 2>sit around for I want to ask and wait to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the goddamn hotel room. It's forty five minutes

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<v Speaker 2>away because it's posh. Jesus Christ, I planted it. Good God.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes out a belly button teeth. I chew the

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<v Speaker 2>shit out of you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You're get to je Gatto official dot com. You get

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<v Speaker 1>your me and greed passes Steve, I mean Ashley. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>this is coming to us from Mandy Mandy. Here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna say her last name. Okay, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>purpose to my question is since I'm the O G

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<v Speaker 1>cool mom, why am I not on the show with

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<v Speaker 1>you two s?

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<v Speaker 2>My last name is cool? You need me? Her name

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<v Speaker 2>is Mandy Joe Cool, Mandy Joe Yeah cool, And she's

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<v Speaker 2>a mom. Wow, she's literally our third cool mom. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>We should call her?

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<v Speaker 2>And what does it say like when when she gets.

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<v Speaker 1>The is it says Instagram? Cool mom is calling you?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>She needs well, it's through Instagram. If she doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>notifications on, I don't know if at all. It's ringing

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<v Speaker 1>you here.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not cool, Mandy, this is not cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's your answer, Mandy. That's why you're not

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<v Speaker 1>a cool mom, because cool mom's answer the call. And

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't we try, and we did try. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>great name, Mandy Joe cool, Mandy Joe cool. Well, Mandy

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<v Speaker 1>you we tried to get you on the show. It

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<v Speaker 1>didn't pan out, but but we did our part. When

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<v Speaker 1>you get when you get scammers or some petty calls,

0:23:20.320 --> 0:23:22.560
<v Speaker 1>or do you entertain them? Do you do you talk

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<v Speaker 1>to them?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, I'd rather sit on the couch and

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<v Speaker 2>do nothing than do that. But I know you have

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<v Speaker 2>gone down deep rabbit holes, deep rabbit holes.

0:23:32.440 --> 0:23:33.480
<v Speaker 1>I started on that road.

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<v Speaker 2>Sal told me one about you and the cable company. Yes,

0:23:38.359 --> 0:23:42.680
<v Speaker 2>and he as he's telling it, he's progressively laughing harder

0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:44.560
<v Speaker 2>and harder and harder as he's doing it. But you

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<v Speaker 2>are so committed to a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I yeah, I really enjoy that. Sometimes I've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>this thing too. Where I was when we were on

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<v Speaker 1>the road, I would just pick out, take out my

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<v Speaker 1>phone I would just take out my phone and I

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<v Speaker 1>dial a number, any number, any number, I just dialing

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<v Speaker 1>unblock it donald number on mony answered. I'd make it

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<v Speaker 1>like I was calling them back, and that was one

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorite things to do. As you were as

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else, somebody else, Yeah, yeah, I would call them

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<v Speaker 1>back and I'm like, and this is like you know.

0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:11.520
<v Speaker 1>I would just be like, hey, man, I missed your

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<v Speaker 1>call and they'd be like, oh yeah, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah. I was like, sorry, is it what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>It would be crazy how people just jump into it. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>really now I would do that. But then I got

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<v Speaker 1>into this scene where I started pretending that I was Daniel,

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<v Speaker 1>the assistant for Impractical Jokers, and I would call up

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<v Speaker 1>like an Applebee's and I would ask and I would

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I would always be in a panic, and

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<v Speaker 1>I would like and I would always say the line

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<v Speaker 1>and this would always get the boys come on, like listen,

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<v Speaker 1>this has to happen or will be my ass And

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<v Speaker 1>that's all I would say. And I would talk in

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<v Speaker 1>that voice and I'd be like, do you have a

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<v Speaker 1>south facing window? Do mark?

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<v Speaker 2>And not looking north?

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<v Speaker 1>And like things and people would believe it, like they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, because they know we'd be in town. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to come after the show. You the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing that's open, you know, you know is there is

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<v Speaker 1>there a drug clean? And then I would always I'd

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<v Speaker 1>start dry clean nearby, like I would just do that,

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<v Speaker 1>But then I would start like pretend I called the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong place, right, So when I would call the apple

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<v Speaker 1>he was like next calling apple Bee's like I need

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<v Speaker 1>to drop off a suit to get dry cleaned, and

0:25:02.040 --> 0:25:04.639
<v Speaker 1>they're like what, I'm like, isn't this just rag? They like, no,

0:25:05.040 --> 0:25:07.480
<v Speaker 1>it's Applebee's, Like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Daniel, the practical jokes assistant. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>drop off south suit, but that's neither here nor there.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a table that faces north? And they'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like what And then we just go into this

0:25:16.320 --> 0:25:17.720
<v Speaker 1>thing and then yeah, like I had this guy on

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<v Speaker 1>the hook one time.

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<v Speaker 2>And would you go to the actual applebee one time?

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<v Speaker 1>We did? One time we did and it was absolutely sandy,

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<v Speaker 1>So we can never do it again. Because people knew

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<v Speaker 1>they were coming, but it happened to be in the mall.

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<v Speaker 1>They were rat like we were driving around the mall

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<v Speaker 1>and because you had some time to kill in the

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<v Speaker 1>bus in the tour bus, and I saw it was

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<v Speaker 1>an Applebe's and I called it and I said, we

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<v Speaker 1>know I need it to go order. So for the

0:25:37.160 --> 0:25:39.159
<v Speaker 1>for the practical jokers, look at your window. The tor

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<v Speaker 1>buses there, and we saw the guy look out the

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<v Speaker 1>window and was like whatever they want, yeah, blah blah blah. Right,

0:25:43.720 --> 0:25:45.840
<v Speaker 1>so then, uh, and then I just made all these

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:48.200
<v Speaker 1>crazy requests ten and I was this guy Daniel. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the guy came on and knocked on the door

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<v Speaker 1>for the thing and he's like, uh, is Daniel here?

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<v Speaker 1>And Jeff John and he's like he's like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>he's in the bathroom and he's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Really I used to call it this Daniel. I make

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<v Speaker 1>all these crazy requests. I'm like, is there balloons.

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<v Speaker 2>Through the ring? Or do you go out and like

0:26:06.480 --> 0:26:09.159
<v Speaker 2>say thanks, I was fucking with you? Or you just

0:26:09.320 --> 0:26:11.600
<v Speaker 2>never give up to tell never get the food and run.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's it. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>So they had to have known it was you, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know you would think I'm pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, I'm pretty good, one of the best, I tell you,

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<v Speaker 2>all Right, this is coming host from Grace. What's your guys?

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<v Speaker 2>But weight? It gets worse stories. Do you have a weight?

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<v Speaker 2>It gets worse story. I have one right out of

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<v Speaker 2>the gates. Go, I'll tell you I was. I was

0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:39.560
<v Speaker 2>in Ohio, Columbus. I just turned thirty, so this is

0:26:39.880 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 2>prevalent to this. And I met a girl. Go back

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<v Speaker 2>to my room. It's great. We have a total blast

0:26:48.160 --> 0:26:50.680
<v Speaker 2>making out that whatever. You know. I get up the

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<v Speaker 2>next morning. That was a Thursday night. I have to

0:26:52.920 --> 0:26:54.880
<v Speaker 2>go do press Friday. Okay, So I go do press

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday and I come back to the hotel. I

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<v Speaker 2>get dropped off, and as I'm in the elevator, I

0:27:02.640 --> 0:27:04.359
<v Speaker 2>press the button to go up. I'm thinking, oh, I

0:27:04.400 --> 0:27:06.719
<v Speaker 2>wonder if the girls still She's probably still in the room, right,

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:11.960
<v Speaker 2>And as I'm going up, I shit my pants. I

0:27:12.040 --> 0:27:14.159
<v Speaker 2>completely shit my pants. And it wasn't even like this

0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:16.200
<v Speaker 2>is the first time it happened, like a legit poop

0:27:16.200 --> 0:27:18.840
<v Speaker 2>in the pat This is a yard salet. It it's

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<v Speaker 2>an absolute disaster. It wasn't even like, oh I farted,

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 2>did I? It's like everything must go like it ruined.

0:27:26.560 --> 0:27:29.960
<v Speaker 2>So I get back. The door's open. I'm like oh shit.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I'm like walking over and I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 2>hope to God the girl is not in the room.

0:27:34.640 --> 0:27:36.640
<v Speaker 2>So I swipe my card. I opened it. Of course

0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:39.040
<v Speaker 2>she's in the She's in the fucking bed. Still. I'm like, God,

0:27:39.160 --> 0:27:40.680
<v Speaker 2>damn it. So I'm like, what am I gonna do?

0:27:40.760 --> 0:27:43.720
<v Speaker 2>So I take my pants off, I run over to

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:46.119
<v Speaker 2>the pepsi machine and I throw my pants away by

0:27:46.200 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 2>the garbage can, by the garbage can on the vending machine,

0:27:49.400 --> 0:27:51.040
<v Speaker 2>being on the out side of the room, outside of

0:27:51.080 --> 0:27:53.880
<v Speaker 2>the room one hundred percent, I do the old eighth grade,

0:27:53.920 --> 0:27:56.399
<v Speaker 2>pull my pants, my shirt over my junk, and I

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<v Speaker 2>run down. As I creep into my room, she's still sleeping.

0:28:01.119 --> 0:28:03.320
<v Speaker 2>I think she is whatever. I jump in the shower,

0:28:03.560 --> 0:28:05.560
<v Speaker 2>so I take a shower, like, this is fucking great. Okay,

0:28:06.200 --> 0:28:08.200
<v Speaker 2>nobody knows how shit my pants. This is awesome. So

0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:14.600
<v Speaker 2>I get dressed and as I as I'm I'm slinking

0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 2>into the bed because I do want to go to

0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:19.119
<v Speaker 2>bed again. I'm exhausted and hungover. So I slink in.

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:22.720
<v Speaker 2>She wakes up. She goes, oh my god, Oh my god,

0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:25.000
<v Speaker 2>what I go what what? She goes? Oh my god,

0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:28.600
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe it. I go what she goes. Sometimes

0:28:29.000 --> 0:28:34.920
<v Speaker 2>when I drink, I pissed the bed. I go what

0:28:35.160 --> 0:28:37.320
<v Speaker 2>she goes. She goes, yeah, I'm so sorry. I feel it.

0:28:37.400 --> 0:28:39.240
<v Speaker 1>And she pissed all over.

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:44.480
<v Speaker 2>The bed and so so now I'm like, it's cool.

0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:48.880
<v Speaker 1>She's like, he was the coolest about it, exactly, Oh

0:28:48.960 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 1>my god, because she brought it up. And now you

0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:50.800
<v Speaker 1>were a too.

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:53.720
<v Speaker 2>She was a one yeow. So she pissed the bed

0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:56.720
<v Speaker 2>and she was so embarrassed, and I was like, I

0:28:56.880 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 2>was the coolest guy in the world. I'm like, we're

0:28:58.840 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 2>all people.

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 1>These things happened. My god, you know I shot my pants. Yeah,

0:29:03.760 --> 0:29:07.480
<v Speaker 1>so funny. Did you now question for you? Yeah, I

0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:08.480
<v Speaker 1>want you to think about it. You might not have

0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:11.320
<v Speaker 1>thought about this yet until this moment. You are sure

0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:14.120
<v Speaker 1>that you didn't piss the bed before you left because

0:29:14.160 --> 0:29:15.520
<v Speaker 1>you were so drunk, and she.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never pissed the bed, but she said, this happens

0:29:18.960 --> 0:29:21.600
<v Speaker 2>sometimes when I drank, which I've heard, which I've heard.

0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:23.160
<v Speaker 1>I know. I know that that happens to people get

0:29:23.280 --> 0:29:26.000
<v Speaker 1>They gets so they are so blitzed that they just

0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:29.360
<v Speaker 1>be themselves. They just yeah, So, oh my god, that

0:29:29.360 --> 0:29:30.880
<v Speaker 1>would been great. If you just be the bed and

0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:32.960
<v Speaker 1>then you left her in it and show your pants

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:34.480
<v Speaker 1>and then you come back and she's like yeah, and

0:29:34.520 --> 0:29:35.920
<v Speaker 1>apparently I shoot your pants too.

0:29:39.040 --> 0:29:41.360
<v Speaker 2>I say, wow, you know, girl, I don't cuddle. Besides,

0:29:41.360 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 2>who's going to sleep in that puddle?

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:47.880
<v Speaker 1>And the great oh my dad, I can't beat that.

0:29:48.400 --> 0:29:49.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you can. I'm sure you've had.

0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel like my life right now is a way

0:29:52.040 --> 0:29:55.040
<v Speaker 1>to get to worse. I think I just reach out

0:29:55.080 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 1>to last year. That's pretty much it. Uh No, that's great.

0:29:58.040 --> 0:29:58.760
<v Speaker 1>I want to go with that one.

0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll do it. I love what we got here.

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<v Speaker 2>This is coming up from Dominic.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay the donkey?

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:10.040
<v Speaker 2>What Dominic? The donkey?

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:17.440
<v Speaker 1>You don't know that Christmas Carol? The donkey Jing making

0:30:17.800 --> 0:30:25.480
<v Speaker 1>up right now? The Italian Christmas donkey when Dominika comes

0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 1>to town.

0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:30.960
<v Speaker 2>You know your ship and the pasta huzzle? Hey Jing

0:30:32.040 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 2>for real?

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Because yeah, it's it's huge here on the East coast.

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Dominic, he's just.

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Trying, he's trying to play.

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:39.480
<v Speaker 2>It's real.

0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:42.240
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of this donkey.

0:30:42.840 --> 0:30:43.719
<v Speaker 2>It's an Italian thing.

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>No, it's a it's a Christmas carl It's not never

0:30:48.200 --> 0:30:51.680
<v Speaker 1>an Allian song. It's a Christmas it's an Italian donkey.

0:30:52.000 --> 0:30:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Get further from the microphone. If you're gonna chime in,

0:30:54.680 --> 0:30:55.920
<v Speaker 1>have a microphone by you.

0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:58.239
<v Speaker 2>But I've celebrated a lot of Christmas is I've never

0:30:58.280 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 2>heard of Dominic the donkey. Oh my god, because we're

0:31:11.200 --> 0:31:13.080
<v Speaker 2>allowed to stop at France. I've never heard this in

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:16.120
<v Speaker 2>my life. That's crazy. So what is like if you're

0:31:16.200 --> 0:31:19.000
<v Speaker 2>a six year old Italian kid, that's just that's that's

0:31:19.680 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 2>white Christmas.

0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:20.880
<v Speaker 1>That's it.

0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 2>Jingle bells if you're.

0:31:22.040 --> 0:31:25.120
<v Speaker 1>A New York Italian. It was all the rage that

0:31:25.520 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 1>came out about the same time as the uh, the

0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:30.720
<v Speaker 1>dogs barking this jingle bells?

0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:36.360
<v Speaker 2>You heard that? When you hear that, do you think

0:31:36.680 --> 0:31:38.080
<v Speaker 2>I should I should go to the kennel today?

0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:40.280
<v Speaker 1>No, my dogs do it. That's recording. I get royalties

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:40.440
<v Speaker 1>on that.

0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:45.040
<v Speaker 2>That's every day. All right. This is coming up from Dominic.

0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Sup sub Dominic.

0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:47.800
<v Speaker 2>That's it.

0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:50.320
<v Speaker 1>That's great. Is that what he said? So it's up.

0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Dominic said up.

0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I love when Dominic comes in says up, I had

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 1>a neighbor. I had a neighbor.

0:31:55.920 --> 0:31:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, everybody has a name.

0:31:57.000 --> 0:31:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Here's it. So I wan't to tell this story. We

0:31:58.640 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 1>don't have a nigh Yes, I'll tell this story. I

0:32:00.560 --> 0:32:03.160
<v Speaker 1>had a neighbor. Yeah, okay, I was living with Jodah Fish.

0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, Joe the Fish, my friend, Joe the Fish,

0:32:06.160 --> 0:32:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Joe Caparati. We call him Joe the Fish. He and

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:11.400
<v Speaker 1>I lived in an apartment building. No, we lived in

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:13.640
<v Speaker 1>a three family home. We had the top floor in

0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 1>the middle was a son named Joe, and the father

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:19.560
<v Speaker 1>on the bottom floor with his wife. They lived together,

0:32:19.640 --> 0:32:20.800
<v Speaker 1>and their name was Joe.

0:32:20.840 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, three Joe's four.

0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Joe's in the building, right, And the son would just

0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:27.240
<v Speaker 1>always he would just always hit you with it. You'd

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 1>walk by, like coming back from the house or coming in,

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 1>you'd always have to pass them whatever. And he would

0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:33.640
<v Speaker 1>always be like in the like driveway working on his car,

0:32:33.840 --> 0:32:35.720
<v Speaker 1>just hanging out or whatever. So and he was just

0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:37.880
<v Speaker 1>he would's up, put his arm up and just go

0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:40.120
<v Speaker 1>suck like one ad like that. So we called him

0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Joey SUPs, but not to him. We just call him

0:32:41.880 --> 0:32:44.719
<v Speaker 1>Joey's up. So one day he was a little bit

0:32:44.720 --> 0:32:47.440
<v Speaker 1>he was a bigger dude. Yeah, one day I walking

0:32:47.560 --> 0:32:50.800
<v Speaker 1>back from work. This is when I was working in excenture.

0:32:50.840 --> 0:32:51.640
<v Speaker 1>I was in my suit or whatever.

0:32:51.720 --> 0:32:53.200
<v Speaker 2>And this is when you were third floor, Joey, third

0:32:53.200 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 2>floor Joey.

0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Yes, me and joe the fish. I won't, says Joey.

0:32:56.040 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 1>So were walking, we're walking into walking into the thing,

0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:03.080
<v Speaker 1>and he is behind a car which I don't see,

0:33:03.120 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 1>but he's in a fold out patio chair in a driveway,

0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:09.200
<v Speaker 1>like like a beach chair in a driveway, with his

0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 1>shirt over his shoulder, and he has a nice pop

0:33:11.560 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 1>in his mouth. He just pops out and scares hell.

0:33:14.600 --> 0:33:15.320
<v Speaker 2>He goes, sup.

0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 1>It scares the hell out of me. And that was it.

0:33:21.440 --> 0:33:23.520
<v Speaker 1>That's all. Every time he has somebody say sup, I

0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:24.400
<v Speaker 1>think Joey SUPs.

0:33:24.720 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 2>You just have a grown man with his shirt off.

0:33:26.800 --> 0:33:27.040
<v Speaker 2>He's like.

0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:30.200
<v Speaker 1>And he would freeze. He would hold it. He keep

0:33:30.240 --> 0:33:33.440
<v Speaker 1>his head like sup until like you recognize the sup.

0:33:33.680 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 1>Like he would hold it like not blanket and good sir,

0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:37.560
<v Speaker 1>like it's crazy.

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah's up? All right? Well sup to brand I'm back up.

0:33:44.800 --> 0:33:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Dominic dominic dominic up, Yeah, Dominic's up. Okay, So it's

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:49.760
<v Speaker 2>up coming up from Brandon.

0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:52.160
<v Speaker 1>He goes, Brandon. This is specifically for you again.

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<v Speaker 2>As a watch guy, wondering if Joe could talk about

0:33:54.760 --> 0:33:57.240
<v Speaker 2>what brands he enjoys or if he simply is a

0:33:57.440 --> 0:34:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Walmart grab that watch and go kind of guy Brandon

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:01.640
<v Speaker 2>from Michigan.

0:34:01.840 --> 0:34:04.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a Walmart grab that watch and kind of go. Guys.

0:34:04.840 --> 0:34:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm also not I'm not a price tag buyer either.

0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I will say I do enjoy a nice high end watch,

0:34:12.560 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 1>favorite brands being Panorai and Omega. I would probably say

0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:18.840
<v Speaker 1>my two higher endish ones. But then I would like

0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:20.239
<v Speaker 1>like this one that I have on now, this is

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:23.319
<v Speaker 1>this is this is just a time and this isn't

0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:25.120
<v Speaker 1>super expensive at all, but I just love the colorway

0:34:25.160 --> 0:34:25.320
<v Speaker 1>of it.

0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:27.160
<v Speaker 2>It looks nice yit and it goes with the outfit.

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:27.879
<v Speaker 1>It's all about access.

0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:31.279
<v Speaker 2>What is it about watches that it just happened? Really did?

0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:34.399
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't into watches until like my first nice watch

0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:37.400
<v Speaker 1>that I got was actually a gift from the production

0:34:37.520 --> 0:34:41.560
<v Speaker 1>company for this one hundredth episode, and it was a

0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Panoray and and our management Jack and they got us

0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:46.560
<v Speaker 1>a nice watch and I was like, oh, I love

0:34:46.600 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 1>this watch. I put it on, it felt nice and

0:34:48.120 --> 0:34:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, these are nice watches. And then

0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:51.400
<v Speaker 1>I bought my first big boy watch was a brightling

0:34:52.480 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 1>and I bought it when we did the tour doc

0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:56.360
<v Speaker 1>in Vegas. When I was with my sisters. We were like,

0:34:56.560 --> 0:34:57.839
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm in Vegas. I'm like, I said,

0:34:57.840 --> 0:34:59.200
<v Speaker 1>I want to get something nice. And I walked in

0:34:59.200 --> 0:35:00.879
<v Speaker 1>and I saw those beautiful and I was like, I'm

0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:02.600
<v Speaker 1>getting it right, and I got the watch and that's

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:04.360
<v Speaker 1>and from there it was just been a downward spiral.

0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:07.640
<v Speaker 1>But now it really is color waste. Like Jiggy shops

0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:10.080
<v Speaker 1>with me a lot and I'll do I'll I'll be like,

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:12.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a watch that looks like that. So

0:35:12.239 --> 0:35:13.800
<v Speaker 1>now for me it's like I don't want watches that

0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:15.880
<v Speaker 1>look like I don't have another watch it would go

0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:17.360
<v Speaker 1>with this outfit as well as this watch, if that

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:17.839
<v Speaker 1>makes sense.

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a it's a it's a hobby, I guess,

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:27.480
<v Speaker 2>or an appreciation. I just don't understand the world. I

0:35:27.600 --> 0:35:30.520
<v Speaker 2>understand like there's an artistry to it. And i'd seen

0:35:31.000 --> 0:35:32.920
<v Speaker 2>like late one night I was up and and just

0:35:33.080 --> 0:35:37.319
<v Speaker 2>this documentary about a guy who still like you.

0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:40.560
<v Speaker 1>Know, makes the pieces and everything. It's hand crafted. So

0:35:40.680 --> 0:35:43.960
<v Speaker 1>it's crazy you, uh, you aren't a watch guy, but

0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I I got you a nice watch, and you felt

0:35:45.719 --> 0:35:47.000
<v Speaker 1>it like you liked it for a minute.

0:35:47.320 --> 0:35:50.319
<v Speaker 2>I I, you know what, It's heavy, and every time

0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:52.279
<v Speaker 2>I wear it, I I think I've told you this.

0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 2>I fly every week and every time I go to

0:35:55.960 --> 0:35:59.840
<v Speaker 2>wrap my it's caught the strap of my backpack on.

0:36:00.120 --> 0:36:03.000
<v Speaker 2>It always gets caught and it gets banked off every

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:05.919
<v Speaker 2>single time, and I think, oh, maybe I should strap

0:36:06.000 --> 0:36:08.200
<v Speaker 2>it on the left side first, whatever, but I always go.

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:10.439
<v Speaker 1>Like this, God, do the free shoulder first.

0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:11.920
<v Speaker 2>And so I got to bring it back to the

0:36:11.960 --> 0:36:14.960
<v Speaker 2>watch guy again and he keeps like lengthening the pieces

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:17.279
<v Speaker 2>to make it longer, so it stays in there and

0:36:17.719 --> 0:36:20.120
<v Speaker 2>it just keeps popping off, so that little metal, But

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:22.160
<v Speaker 2>thank you. I appreciate that, honestly.

0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:23.439
<v Speaker 1>I love Yeah.

0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:26.200
<v Speaker 2>And then the watch Jiggy got me, the Cassio. I

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:28.319
<v Speaker 2>wore it and my son goes, that is so cool.

0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:31.360
<v Speaker 2>Can I wear that watch? Yeah? And he wears it

0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:34.040
<v Speaker 2>and he's just beep booping the whole time, and uh,

0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:36.400
<v Speaker 2>and I've never seen it since. He loves it.

0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:38.440
<v Speaker 1>That's so great that Jiggy gives that Watchers is a

0:36:38.480 --> 0:36:41.400
<v Speaker 1>great gift. The Casio watch I give it. I was

0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:42.880
<v Speaker 1>as excited about it as my son was.

0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's see, like, oh.

0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 1>My god, it's so cool.

0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:46.560
<v Speaker 2>I get to just kind of goo off.

0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:48.239
<v Speaker 1>You have a lot of you. You're a gift there.

0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Do you have a go to gift?

0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:50.560
<v Speaker 1>They like, Oh, I'm gotta I gotta get some from

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:51.520
<v Speaker 1>some defensive wine.

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:55.680
<v Speaker 2>No, I do. I think. I I think that I do. Person.

0:36:56.040 --> 0:36:58.920
<v Speaker 2>You do nice person, listen and be attentive to what

0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:02.480
<v Speaker 2>what somebody said that they enjoy appreciating and that. I'm like, oh,

0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll do that.

0:37:03.920 --> 0:37:05.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got me a nice bowling pin.

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, those are historic. I have.

0:37:09.360 --> 0:37:12.920
<v Speaker 1>My gift to people is the too Me backpack. The

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 1>too me backpack for people. I've gotten it for three

0:37:15.760 --> 0:37:17.080
<v Speaker 1>or four people at this point. I didn't get you

0:37:17.160 --> 0:37:18.960
<v Speaker 1>one yet because your backpack needs to be replaced.

0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:21.640
<v Speaker 2>But I've got what is it about that backpack?

0:37:21.840 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 1>It is just the perfect size and compartment things for

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:28.000
<v Speaker 1>people who travel. Yeah, and everybody that has it to go.

0:37:28.120 --> 0:37:30.200
<v Speaker 1>I've actually gotten it to two different DJs. I gave

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:32.719
<v Speaker 1>to Justin Yeah and DJ Mike Williams, my cousin. Both

0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:35.880
<v Speaker 1>of them DJ Justin Jerrace, and they both absolutely flipped

0:37:35.880 --> 0:37:38.319
<v Speaker 1>and loved it and they've had it for years. Yeah,

0:37:38.680 --> 0:37:40.440
<v Speaker 1>that suitcase I've had for years.

0:37:40.560 --> 0:37:42.680
<v Speaker 2>I love it. But I got this backpack that is

0:37:42.760 --> 0:37:45.279
<v Speaker 2>like weather proof, and it's one of those rolldowns and

0:37:45.400 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 2>you clasp it and it is I've banged it up.

0:37:50.040 --> 0:37:53.239
<v Speaker 2>It is durable, but also you forget oh sometimes it's

0:37:53.280 --> 0:37:56.239
<v Speaker 2>pouring rain and it protects everything in there. That's great.

0:37:56.360 --> 0:37:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the roll ups good because then if you if

0:37:58.000 --> 0:37:59.760
<v Speaker 1>you're purchasing, you're on the road and you're making purchase,

0:38:00.760 --> 0:38:02.719
<v Speaker 1>it could be sa it could be that low. Yeah,

0:38:02.719 --> 0:38:04.200
<v Speaker 1>that's the thing I like about the Toomey. It's got

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:06.839
<v Speaker 1>the it's got the expando zipper, which you don't really

0:38:06.840 --> 0:38:07.919
<v Speaker 1>see on a backpack often.

0:38:08.160 --> 0:38:09.399
<v Speaker 2>No, you don't, you know you don't.

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:12.719
<v Speaker 1>That's really saved four roll rollaway luggage. The whole Tommey line.

0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:15.279
<v Speaker 1>I really appreciate. I love to me. Why won't they

0:38:15.280 --> 0:38:17.000
<v Speaker 1>sponsor me? I got to talk to them.

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I have you made fun of mine?

0:38:19.160 --> 0:38:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Your what my to me?

0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Because of the wheels?

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:23.840
<v Speaker 2>But what am I going to go to the Toomey

0:38:23.880 --> 0:38:25.360
<v Speaker 2>shop and replace the wheels?

0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:27.640
<v Speaker 1>You are if you're if you respect yourself, you can

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:30.080
<v Speaker 1>replace the wheels. Yes, their lifetime guarantee.

0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Why are you looking at it? That's part of the

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:36.040
<v Speaker 2>whole thing. Why where's the Toomey shop? I don't even

0:38:36.080 --> 0:38:36.399
<v Speaker 2>know where.

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:38.400
<v Speaker 1>Isn't there a toy shop? First of all, you have

0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Google in your pocket, use it to me, just find

0:38:41.080 --> 0:38:44.480
<v Speaker 1>the located. But I'm sure there's a Toomey shop in Nashville.

0:38:45.000 --> 0:38:47.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh you live. And then you go and replace the Yeah.

0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:48.719
<v Speaker 1>You go, you give it to them and you say

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<v Speaker 1>Joe sent me, and they say, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>All of you nodded your head like I'm a book. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but this is something that's known. Yeah, like Dominic the donkey.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard your your too, dominic the too me.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of this. Okay, I'm learning. I'm here

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<v Speaker 2>to learn.

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<v Speaker 1>This is great. I mean we help a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people here.

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<v Speaker 2>One cool mom, one dumb mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't call you dom I wouldn't call you domb.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say you have a lot to learn.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not married, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool, you have a lot to learn. See so do I?

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<v Speaker 2>We all do.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all growing like these beautiful flowers.

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<v Speaker 2>But a fake okay what what?

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<v Speaker 1>What? What?

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<v Speaker 2>What? Where we're at? Do we got what? More?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Morens jiggy, he's nowhere near a microphone.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here we go, hold on, here we go. This

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<v Speaker 2>is a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the one I was looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of good ones.

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<v Speaker 2>This is coming us from Jackson. He's asking question, how

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<v Speaker 2>long do you want to live?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we going negatives? Or you mean from now?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I would have loved to play the song again.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love I would have I would have loved

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<v Speaker 1>to check out three to four weeks ago. No, how

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<v Speaker 1>long I want to live? Well, this is a conundrum, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because you want to be around for me as a parent.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to be around long enough to see that

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<v Speaker 1>your kids are settled and good and doing well. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why that means anything, because I als

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be old enough that I'm just shitting

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<v Speaker 1>my pants and throwing him in a pepsi machine. But

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing that at a young age. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be that. I don't want to be a burden.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to have major health issues. So I

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<v Speaker 1>would probably say, you know, if I have to pick

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<v Speaker 1>sixty eight, I feel sixty eight's right now, But really

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<v Speaker 1>sixty eight right, sixty eight young sixty eight, Well not

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<v Speaker 1>in my family, sixty eight twelve years older than my father.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a full it's a decade plus two, Joseph sixty eight, right, so,

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<v Speaker 1>well sixty eight right now in forty six, it's twelve

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<v Speaker 1>years from now. Okay, twelve years. That makes my youngest

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<v Speaker 1>son seventeen. He's fine. Come on, come on, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>hear you because you don't have a microphone. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna correct me talking to the microphone, is it twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two years? Yeah, it's fine, he's twenty seven. Done them out?

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<v Speaker 2>Really? Yeah, I don't know man that that it's such

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<v Speaker 2>a good question, but I think, yeah, to your point,

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<v Speaker 2>i'd want to be around to see my like i'd

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<v Speaker 2>want to see my daughter walk down the aisle. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd want to see my son in his first job,

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<v Speaker 2>like settled, and see him get married. You know, I

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<v Speaker 2>think you want a few years as a grandparent. I

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<v Speaker 2>think you want to here here it is, here's my

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<v Speaker 2>barmater ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you want to be around for Christmases as a grandparent,

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<v Speaker 1>and then once they put a curly one on the soap,

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<v Speaker 1>you're out. Oh you want to last that long.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I don't want to be around when they're teenagers,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's when it's like, fuck them, They're going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a pain in the ass. They don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>play with grandma and grandpa anymore. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be wobbling around with the cane. Yeah that's a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know how good you are at math,

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<v Speaker 1>but your daughter right now is ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we're saying, let's let's be conservative and say

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<v Speaker 1>she gets married at twenty eight. Sure, okay, two years.

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<v Speaker 1>They probably go vacation a little bit. Maybe they want

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<v Speaker 1>they want to go to Greece.

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<v Speaker 2>They want to see you tell me to die.

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<v Speaker 1>She's going around, I'm telling them, telling you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so around.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, she wants to see she wants to see

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<v Speaker 1>the world a little bit. Yea three or four years

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<v Speaker 1>before she pops out the first one. You tell me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be nine thirty one, she's thirty one, thirty one

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<v Speaker 1>pops out of kid, right, you get you get three

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<v Speaker 1>or four years with that kid, right, So you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about eighteen to nineteen years from right now.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're talking about I'd be in my late eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>You being your ladies, you're shaped up.

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<v Speaker 1>You're shitting yourself on the regular, you're throwing all your

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<v Speaker 1>pants by the Here's what I'll tell you, though, Here's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't agree with you because there are all these

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<v Speaker 2>medical advances that are occurring.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't play that card. I'm telling you, I'm gonna freeze

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<v Speaker 1>my self.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm gonna freeze my e But I think that

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<v Speaker 2>there there's gonna be so many things out there.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna be able to plug up your holes.

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<v Speaker 2>I care, but I think they're gonna do things where

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<v Speaker 2>a little more itself.

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<v Speaker 1>At thirty, what are you're gonna be doing an eighty?

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<v Speaker 2>But but but I'm shitting that was self imposed. I

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<v Speaker 2>did it to myself. I put whiskey in.

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<v Speaker 1>My tongue, tom and then I coupled that with like

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<v Speaker 1>a bowl of chili and activities blapjacks and sausages and

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<v Speaker 1>a milkshake like a dipshit taking time bomb in my tummy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So the minute I got the minute I went

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<v Speaker 2>to radio, it's like, oh, something doesn't feel right. And

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 2>then I was in the elevator and I never had

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<v Speaker 2>this before. I had a hot flash. That was the

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<v Speaker 2>warning flare. I had sweat beats fire like that, and

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<v Speaker 2>I go, oh my god, what's going? Boom yeah, like

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<v Speaker 2>it was literally sweat beads and instantly as it's happening,

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<v Speaker 2>well what is going? And then boom everything went.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is happening new or thirty. If you make

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<v Speaker 1>it to eighty five and I'm still around, I'm putting

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<v Speaker 1>you down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be a vegetarian. I'll be a vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh well, thank you so much, cool mommy to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 1>When do they do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, you're not going on. You're not gonna. I do

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<v Speaker 2>my show and I get in the car and I leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And you and I are going to be together

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<v Speaker 2>Guys. It's the best because Jigg and I share a

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<v Speaker 2>deep appreciation of food. I remember the first time I

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<v Speaker 2>hung out with Jiggy. All we did was break down

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<v Speaker 2>every fast food restaurant and sandwich and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I love this guy. He's great. I think I've had

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<v Speaker 2>a new friend. All right, Thank you guys, too. Cool moms,

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