Speaker 1: If there was a problem, yo, i'llform it where to
Speaker 1: your mother. This is it. It's two cool moms and
Speaker 1: one of them talking right now. His name is Joe
Speaker 1: Gatto throwing it over to the other cool mommy.
Speaker 2: It's Steve Burn.
Speaker 1: That's right, babies, welcome everyone too, two cool moms. We
Speaker 1: are excited today. I've got a large coffee. Oh ay
Speaker 1: on excited sweater weather I got Oh yeah, I got
Speaker 1: a sweat I got a cable net sweater on.
Speaker 2: It's just your first hot drink of the season.
Speaker 1: This is my first. It's not pumpkin spice. I know
Speaker 1: what you're going for. I'm know a big punkin spice.
Speaker 2: Guy, are you I don't drink coffee or teas or anything.
Speaker 1: It just no, No, you're doing unsweetened tea. That's your choice.
Speaker 2: That's my go to it love it if anything of sweetened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't do it on sweetened tea.
Speaker 2: Because it's just like you could have a coke, you
Speaker 2: could have a sprite or whatever you get with your
Speaker 2: combo meal, which is what I get with every meal.
Speaker 2: I haven't had a meal that hasn't come with fries
Speaker 2: in weeks. So it's bad, very bad. That's why I
Speaker 2: see even like it's starting to come back. Now, are
Speaker 2: you come back? Puff? And I gotta bring it. I
Speaker 2: gotta bring it back down, puffing the magic dragon over there?
Speaker 1: Did you did you? I remember? No, I didn't when
Speaker 1: I was younger. Oh yeah, when you were given the
Speaker 1: cup and you were old enough to make your own
Speaker 1: choice in beverage and you could go it was Wendy's
Speaker 1: for me when he gave you the cup and I
Speaker 1: was with my mom and they gave me suicide. And
Speaker 1: you wouldn't do any more. You want you You've graduated
Speaker 1: past happy meals, kiddie meals. Yeah, you graduated, you're in
Speaker 1: your preteen years.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And they say here's a cup, Yeah, select your fate.
Speaker 1: And I walked over and I walked right to that
Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper and I got which I had never had,
Speaker 1: a Doctor Pepper bubble bubble sip, sip in love. And
Speaker 1: remember I remember.
Speaker 2: Doctor Pepper is one of the worst ones.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 2: You don't you know how much sugar is in a
Speaker 2: Doctor Pepper. It's like it's like almost double a coke.
Speaker 2: I had no idea until I saw my son pick
Speaker 2: one out at the gas station. I was like, I
Speaker 2: think a normal cokes one hundred and eighty calories, get
Speaker 2: so much of doctor Pepper's.
Speaker 1: One hundred and eighty five Nope, threeundred and sixty.
Speaker 2: Double No to twenty?
Speaker 1: Wow is that crazy?
Speaker 2: It's like my weight too.
Speaker 1: No you did no, no, no, no, you learned, you
Speaker 1: learned from last time.
Speaker 2: You learn You're not Yeah, you're can I guess go,
Speaker 2: I'm going to say you are at one one eighty's nine?
Speaker 1: No to put a nine front of it? One ninety
Speaker 1: eight one off by ten, yeah, one ninety eight and
Speaker 1: you are at what one eighty zero one? Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 2: And when I filmed, I was at one seventy two.
Speaker 2: So we threw ten ten, We threw ten on quick immediately.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: Well, good, diause you looked a little emitiated. Did I
Speaker 1: really want a little too hard? Too much?
Speaker 2: For it was a little too but on camera looks good.
Speaker 1: On camera looks great because camera and teen pounds for
Speaker 1: right now, you're perfect.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: What is your favorite thing to do once it's fall? Oh,
Speaker 1: once it's fall, I mean put on a nice sweater.
Speaker 1: I love wearing a white sweater and a color pant.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing. That white sweater and a colored
Speaker 1: pant is my favorite combination out of everythy and you
Speaker 1: can't really do it anywhere else because I don't look
Speaker 1: good in a T shirt. So a white T shirt
Speaker 1: and then a white T shirt doesn't have the bizaz
Speaker 1: that you sweater get you?
Speaker 2: Okay? Why why white? Not with jeans, not with khakis?
Speaker 2: With a colored pant? A colored pant and what is
Speaker 2: the color of the pant? Mostly I would go olives
Speaker 2: or blues. I go blues, mostly blues. Really, I have
Speaker 2: a spectrum of blues.
Speaker 1: I go wear any colored pants. I just have jeans.
Speaker 2: You do, and we're trying.
Speaker 1: We're trying to work on that. Though I'm beginning your shopping.
Speaker 2: You dressed like an off duty figure skater is what
Speaker 2: I'm surmising.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I live with no like activity wise for full.
Speaker 1: You know, we already spoke about how I can't stand
Speaker 1: the apple peck. But I think for me, it's really
Speaker 1: about the uh. I like being outside and not getting hot,
Speaker 1: like I like playing outside with the kids and stuff.
Speaker 1: Like the summer is a little much for me. You
Speaker 1: get a little hot, sure, you know, but I like
Speaker 1: being able to run around, come a little bit. You
Speaker 1: know now we you know, we toss a frisbee once,
Speaker 1: things like that. You know, the minute it goes like
Speaker 1: this is like fuve. I love the foliage though, yeah,
Speaker 1: changing trees. Just said you were in South Dakota and
Speaker 1: south of North Dakota's yeah, and it was beautiful gorge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I drove at night though, so I missed a
Speaker 1: lot of North What's.
Speaker 2: Been your biggest surprise on tour? Because I think prior
Speaker 2: to you were going to some pretty major markets the
Speaker 2: last few years, and now independently it seems like you're
Speaker 2: you're kind of carpet bomb in the States. What's been
Speaker 2: your biggest surprise?
Speaker 1: The city was not a dig I wasn't sure, no,
Speaker 1: because you're sounded like you're.
Speaker 2: Just know you're going to a lot more isolated.
Speaker 1: To be a huge deal, and now you're going to isolated.
Speaker 1: But when you're torn with the jokers, you're making a
Speaker 1: bang in Chicago. I was looking at your bang in
Speaker 1: Chicago and now I'm making a poof in Peoria.
Speaker 2: When you're going you're going to all these theaters across
Speaker 2: the country and you're seeing fuck it, we all get it.
Speaker 1: We all get it. We all get what you're saying
Speaker 1: us to play arenas. Now you're playing you know, Barney's
Speaker 1: Backyard bar No, I get it.
Speaker 2: That's not Have you seen the group on for me
Speaker 2: this week?
Speaker 1: You see that? Yeah, I do say this. I will
Speaker 1: say this. What I enjoy is that I am able
Speaker 1: to get to different places. I'm able to get to
Speaker 1: different places now, like I could we with the Jokers,
Speaker 1: and I was starting with Jokers. There wasn't a place
Speaker 1: in North Dakota that was like would be would make
Speaker 1: sense of the tour to go there. But for me solo,
Speaker 1: it is that's a nice way of saying what you're
Speaker 1: trying to say. So it makes sense for me to
Speaker 1: go there. And now I was able to hit my
Speaker 1: fiftieth state. Yeah, yeah, you being coy And I liked
Speaker 1: I like I do like like these theaters are gorgeous, right,
Speaker 1: there's some historic and there's some really pretty. Then there's
Speaker 1: some shit. Yeah, I mean there's some ones that you're
Speaker 1: in you're like, oh this isn't it's pretty because you
Speaker 1: go from the weekends of the weekend. I remember like
Speaker 1: three weekends ago, like the Friday and the Sunday with
Speaker 1: like these gorgeous theaters, and then the Saturday was just
Speaker 1: like an auditorium or like a you know, it's like
Speaker 1: a different venue.
Speaker 2: The newer ones that are built within the last twenty years.
Speaker 2: And there it doesn't almost right.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have that right here. I feel like you're
Speaker 1: you're doing a lecture like a school hall, like a
Speaker 1: you know. So I will say I do love I
Speaker 1: do love that. But my favorite thing now is these
Speaker 1: small towns. I love a main street. I love a
Speaker 1: main street. I love a walk about.
Speaker 2: That's the best thing about going to Disneyland or Disney
Speaker 2: World when you go on that N Street and you
Speaker 2: have all the Edison bulbs and you just feel I
Speaker 2: think that original street, if I'm correct, it's either I
Speaker 2: know he's from Chicago, Walt Disney, but I believe he
Speaker 2: grew up in Kansas for a minute, and I believe
Speaker 2: that main Street is based off of that main and
Speaker 2: it's still there. They still have kind of kept it,
Speaker 2: and oh that's really maintained into its historic sense.
Speaker 1: But I hope they have a Walt Disney star there
Speaker 1: because they have to pay homage. I think he did
Speaker 1: some really cool shit Disney though, right he did. He
Speaker 1: did like leaves a light on some places. He was
Speaker 1: afraid of the dark. You heard that no apartment.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, Disney Disney keeps it on in homage to him.
Speaker 2: I believe is what it is. I think that's what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: No, I thought he was afraid of the dark, and
Speaker 1: he was like, middle love be dark in my park.
Speaker 2: WELLT Disney's afraid of the dark.
Speaker 1: Pretty sure.
Speaker 2: I think you're making it.
Speaker 1: Up, dude, of making it up, or I might.
Speaker 2: Have hurt it wrong. Marlene Missouri, Missouri. That's it.
Speaker 1: Could you get further from the mic could you just
Speaker 1: get because you're talking from the closet from Missouri? Nothing?
Speaker 1: You know what the cay you're giving me right now?
Speaker 1: Like get to a microphone or tell MI he was
Speaker 1: in front of the microphone, because there you go. That's
Speaker 1: Marceline Missouri.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back to my corner now, Marceline Missouri.
Speaker 2: That's And by the way, congratulations to Jiggy who just
Speaker 2: got married.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Jiggy, he said, thank you. Everybody happily there,
Speaker 1: he said, thank you great. Yeah. No, he just like
Speaker 1: some cool stuff and there's all like those hidden mickeys.
Speaker 1: Do you know that people would like build that stuff
Speaker 1: where you have to find like the hidden Mickey mouses.
Speaker 1: We actually have a hidden Mickey here on our set.
Speaker 1: Have you found it?
Speaker 2: No? Is it on the logo?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You know, the Mickey mouse, like the hidden one around circles?
Speaker 2: Come on, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, I'm sorry, I just mess.
Speaker 2: I'm not that hungover a little bit.
Speaker 1: So favorite theme park growing up were you?
Speaker 2: Uh? Well, I you know, I guess six Flags.
Speaker 1: Well they having Pittsburgh was the six Flags.
Speaker 2: No six Flags because I grew up partially in Jersey.
Speaker 2: Six Flags and you see you.
Speaker 1: Remember when the scream Machine came out?
Speaker 2: Well uh no, no, I was really young when I
Speaker 2: was there. But then Kenny Wood's the one in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2: And Kenny Wood's got I think the I think it's
Speaker 2: the oldest railroad or railroad, the oldest roller coaster, Yeah,
Speaker 2: is in Kenny Wood. Yeah that's cool. So did you that?
Speaker 1: How old were you when you moved down Jersey? I
Speaker 1: think I was like, uh, a youngster, like nine or so.
Speaker 1: You weren't really you weren't really the theme park years.
Speaker 2: No, No, six Legs is not for kids.
Speaker 1: Like they tried doing the whole Loneytun thing and bring everybody,
Speaker 1: and it really is not it. The rides are really
Speaker 1: for teens to young adult.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll never forget Kenny Wood. You'd go there, you
Speaker 2: bring your whole class there. So it was like Campton
Speaker 2: High School's class day there in North Allegan class stay there, yep.
Speaker 2: And I remember we went there and there was this
Speaker 2: girl that I met that day and we really hit
Speaker 2: it off, and we're hanging out the whole time, and
Speaker 2: I was like wow, and I had not had a
Speaker 2: girlfriend at this wool up until like never.
Speaker 1: She gave you Stevie Wood at Kenny Wood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you love it, you absolutely love it. Your great Okay.
Speaker 2: So so yeah, I'm hanging out with this girl and
Speaker 2: things are going great. And then she goes we're hanging
Speaker 2: up for like two hours. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I might get this girl's number. I might have like
Speaker 2: a girlfriend. This is so great. And she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: you got like a nose hair hanging out of your
Speaker 2: nose and I was like oh uh. And then and
Speaker 2: then we finished the ride and she left and I
Speaker 2: never saw again because of the nose hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: He dropped me because of my nose hair, and I'd
Speaker 2: like one bang out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it had to be a stiff favoritetiff one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the drug bogs on it. Uh. Oh, that's sad.
Speaker 2: Got cock blocked by my nose nose here yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So now I'm really like I always pay attention and
Speaker 2: I always check kind of like you know, it's like
Speaker 2: that little impression has lasted throughout the years.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's terrible. I I I bloody, Uh, bloody
Speaker 1: nose sneezed on Danielle Kennedy. Bloody nose sneezed on daniel
Speaker 1: Kennedy at the movie. They did the whole yawn arm
Speaker 1: across them, right, bloody. I used to get bloody noses
Speaker 1: when I was younger, okay, because my nose never got
Speaker 1: picked at, so I got notes broke, so I was
Speaker 1: whenever got nervous or got thrown red in there. So
Speaker 1: I did. I did like a hat chew, and I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that because it was dark, so I didn't
Speaker 1: realized that. I spray painted a we we went outside
Speaker 1: after the movie. I look at a sweatshirt and it's
Speaker 1: kind of like a couple of drips on it. I
Speaker 1: didn't say anything, but I think she found out when
Speaker 1: you went home.
Speaker 2: My gun. Yeah, and it was this your first girlfriend?
Speaker 1: That was my first like a date that I remember first.
Speaker 1: She was my girlfriend. Couldn't I couldn't achieve Daniel Kennedy.
Speaker 1: She was stunner.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, who was your first one?
Speaker 1: It was eighth grade?
Speaker 2: I Saggi six? What was her name? That was her name?
Speaker 1: Actually it's just great Saggi, I miss Soggi.
Speaker 2: What was your name?
Speaker 1: Kenny Wood? My first girlfriend? I guess I would say
Speaker 1: is from my high school years. Yeah, probably is when
Speaker 1: I got my first girlfriend. I would probably say it
Speaker 1: was Angela. And she was a freshman and I was
Speaker 1: a senior, and I took her to my prom. I
Speaker 1: took a fourteen year old to my prom. That's true,
Speaker 1: that's true, Storry mm hmm. Yeah. And how old are you?
Speaker 1: I was eighteen?
Speaker 2: Real winner?
Speaker 1: Real winner?
Speaker 2: And do you uh did you have to legally knock
Speaker 2: on doors when you introduce yourself to neighborhood element?
Speaker 1: I am legally bound? Uh no, Yeah, that was she
Speaker 1: was sweet. Uh. Then in high school, I like, I've
Speaker 1: only had a couple of girl friends. In college, I
Speaker 1: had one you're over already already looking for a question,
Speaker 1: so I don't have to open up to you anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it. God, Steve, let's help with a
Speaker 1: stranger instead of talk to your friend who's in front
Speaker 1: of your face. Let's see what Dorian's problem is. From whichita,
Speaker 1: Oh I don't like my job? Oh?
Speaker 2: My god? If her name? Story industry?
Speaker 1: From which your time? Sorry? I love help everybody. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much everybody for writing in. We appreciate you honestly.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for all the kind words.
Speaker 2: Uh can't believe me.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this has gone on this long.
Speaker 2: Wanted to didn't think it was gonna Yeah, you didn't really,
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, what did you think this was gonna?
Speaker 1: Last thought would be I thought we're gonna be like
Speaker 1: ten and in and then you would it would just
Speaker 1: be well, No, I thought it was like our you know,
Speaker 1: our distance from between each other, you know, and then
Speaker 1: your you know, your lack of commitment to things, and
Speaker 1: my just a d D D of like wanting to
Speaker 1: work on a million projects, like so many things that
Speaker 1: it's gonna slip through the cracks a lot. But I
Speaker 1: think we both had so much fun. It's great till today.
Speaker 1: I like you. I like you a lot. I do.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I enjoyement time when.
Speaker 2: You enjoy spending time with you.
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think you think I'm genuine
Speaker 1: though when I say these things, I know you do. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: well all right, don't be don't be fucking don't be
Speaker 1: so well you know what, not unhumble about it. I
Speaker 1: don't know the opposite of humble. What's that word? Don't
Speaker 1: be a braggadocia. You are a certain kind of roundly
Speaker 1: iges today I am now, so now you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, I like, I do, enjoy like being
Speaker 1: friends with you, Steven.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you. I enjoy being friends with you. You
Speaker 2: are one cool mom. It's coming to us from Reese. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: here we go. This is a two parter, so let's
Speaker 2: you can choose one or we can do both. Okay,
Speaker 2: if you have teeth in your belly button, would you
Speaker 2: go to a dentist or a doctor? Also, would you
Speaker 2: rather have bacon? Unlimited bacon, but no more games or games?
Speaker 2: Unlimited games but no more games?
Speaker 1: He meant bacon, So unlimited games are unlimited bacon.
Speaker 2: I think like unlimited games, meaning like like games.
Speaker 1: To play, like apps, or like this is a terrible
Speaker 1: the first one I would your.
Speaker 2: Teeth in your belly button? Would you go to a
Speaker 2: dentist or a doctor?
Speaker 1: I don't think he means loose teeth. I think he
Speaker 1: means you belly buttons all of a sudden, you gotta
Speaker 1: exactly defeat. I would definitely go to a doctor because
Speaker 1: that seems like wrong. Like if I was an alien
Speaker 1: and I had that and I had a problem with
Speaker 1: my belly button, I would go to the dents because
Speaker 1: I go immediately to America's got talent absolutely and eat it.
Speaker 1: I'd eat everything, I'd gnaw on things like yeah, and
Speaker 1: just freak everybody the hell out, and I'd milk it.
Speaker 2: I'd be like a carniac. Do you do.
Speaker 1: You imagine if you were like a parent and you
Speaker 1: you know, you're like, hey, you right, okay, did you shower? Yes?
Speaker 1: Did you brush your belly button?
Speaker 2: Dude, you'd be the greatest ventrilo quest in amazing yeah
Speaker 2: doing it And you'd be like you could literally tape
Speaker 2: your mouth shut and people be like, how do you
Speaker 2: do it? Then you pull them the hell out and
Speaker 2: you pull it up.
Speaker 1: What the well, you're giving it all the apparatus, you're
Speaker 1: giving it a tongue, you're giving it vocal courts. You
Speaker 1: do the whole thing, because he's just teeth.
Speaker 2: You could do.
Speaker 1: Connect with yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, if you reinvents the sit up, if you
Speaker 2: could do the lady in the tramp by yourself.
Speaker 1: Right, you're there, get down as most as you can,
Speaker 1: did you? Oh my god? What about sneezing to put
Speaker 1: Daniel Kennedy. I that'd be weird because it's all connected there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be weird, that's the Yes, it would
Speaker 2: be weird, But that would be a cool.
Speaker 1: That'd be like if you think about this. Okay, you
Speaker 1: know sometimes when you need medicine bad, they shoved up
Speaker 1: your button right like a story because it absorbs quicker.
Speaker 1: If you're really hungry, instant, instant, right in the belly.
Speaker 1: You don't have to wait for this. I would just
Speaker 1: see a whole Yeah, I just have a six ft s.
Speaker 1: It would like to me like a pencil shop. Noah,
Speaker 1: you know, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then when you're driving and eating, just put
Speaker 2: a bowl of spaghetti bite in your lap and you
Speaker 2: drive and.
Speaker 1: You would just see your little it doesn't have a
Speaker 1: little longs.
Speaker 2: It's like feed the self. All right, all right, all right?
Speaker 3: That was That was the first one that was from
Speaker 3: Okay uh okay cumanos from Gwen, Gwen, and here she comes,
Speaker 3: Okay Gwen as Mama Joe.
Speaker 2: This is specifically for you. I want to start being
Speaker 2: a vegetarian. It seems so healthy. How did you make
Speaker 2: that transition?
Speaker 1: Well, I found teeth in my belly, buddy. I just
Speaker 1: I just stopped eating meat.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys for joining us next week.
Speaker 1: I basically I had not been I wasn't even really
Speaker 1: eating meat. It was like slow for me because I
Speaker 1: wasn't eating meat for a while because Bessie was a vegetarian,
Speaker 1: so she and I did the cooking. She didn't, so
Speaker 1: I was cooking for her, and every now and again
Speaker 1: I'd have a burger or whatnot. So when I decided
Speaker 1: to not do it anymore, I was already not having
Speaker 1: a lot of meat, right, So I think for someone
Speaker 1: that just eats meat, eats meat, eats meat, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, like I'm not going to anymore,
Speaker 1: it's tough. So I think it's got to be just
Speaker 1: like a gradual decline.
Speaker 2: But people do it for one to two reasons, right,
Speaker 2: for the health factor or you're doubling up. It's healthy
Speaker 2: and you have a compassion for animals, correct, because I
Speaker 2: think you told me that you had an experience for you.
Speaker 1: I met a cow. I met Susar the cow, an
Speaker 1: eight hundred pounds mal mil cow, and he was gorgeous.
Speaker 1: He's dead now. I just found out he died recently.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, they eat him, which is ironic.
Speaker 2: So it was.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I'm back in.
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm not gonna eat them, So how did you?
Speaker 2: So honestly, what happened, you're.
Speaker 1: I was a thing called Thanksliving for our friends at
Speaker 1: Woodstock Farm Sanctuary upstate New York. And they have this
Speaker 1: thing called thanks Living where they feed the turkeys on
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and said, you eating turkey, So it's like a
Speaker 1: ceremonial thing. They come out and give him like plates
Speaker 1: of corn and stuff, and all the kids feed them
Speaker 1: and stuff. It's fun. So I went there and they
Speaker 1: give us a tour of the facility and I went
Speaker 1: into this barn. They had this male milk cow. So
Speaker 1: it's the breathe of cows that give milk. I don't
Speaker 1: know the exact terminology, but if they're male, they normally veal.
Speaker 1: They killed them young, because females are the ones who
Speaker 1: get milk from the males ones don't really offer anything.
Speaker 1: So that's a lot of the so that it's pretty
Speaker 1: rare to see these full grown. And it came out
Speaker 1: and it was eight feet tall. It was eight hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: It was eight feet tall, and it was like a dog.
Speaker 1: It came up. I rubbed its nose. It was like
Speaker 1: super friendly, and I was, oh my god, these things.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't have to have a
Speaker 1: burger that bed. And then I was like, all right, well,
Speaker 1: let me see what let me see what kind of
Speaker 1: alternatives there are. And I was only not really eating.
Speaker 1: I stopped eating chicken a long time ago. Really, Chicken
Speaker 1: always weirded me out a little bit because you could
Speaker 1: it could give you salmonilla, and I don't like things
Speaker 1: that could do that to you.
Speaker 2: Well, anything can give you anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true to I mean, but yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: mean a chicken can't give you twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: So you're just making it shut up right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, So not everything can't give you anything. You can't
Speaker 1: just say sentences.
Speaker 2: That's anxiety.
Speaker 1: What's the last time with chicken? Gave you a two spot?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: Never? We just chick across the road to get the ATM.
Speaker 2: You bullshiting' me.
Speaker 1: Sometimes Stevie can't give you twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay, good.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't really in chicken. So I found good
Speaker 1: like the impossible burgers and you know, impossible meat and
Speaker 1: beyond be I love I love this.
Speaker 2: A lot of those I've read up, A lot of
Speaker 2: those are not as good for you as you think
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 1: Are not they're not because it's all processed.
Speaker 2: Yep, there's a lot of there's.
Speaker 1: A lot of controversy around all of it. All you
Speaker 1: could do is try to eat and be have food
Speaker 1: and then die. That's really what life is, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: So I just and enjoin what I and I guess
Speaker 1: it's more for me it's conscious about the animals than
Speaker 1: it's really about health, because there isn't like this. Everybody
Speaker 1: always like like oh the quto dye and all this,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of healthy people that eat meat.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. There's a lot of things,
Speaker 1: a lot of people that eat to well balanced meal
Speaker 1: and stuff. So I'm not necessarily like, oh, if you're
Speaker 1: unhealthy if you eat it, and I don't really, I'm
Speaker 1: not one of those people that puts my beliefs. People
Speaker 1: are like, oh, you know, and they talked to me
Speaker 1: about it, and I'm like, it's for me, sure, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm not like, you know, you're killing the chicken. Now.
Speaker 1: It's really weird because my daughter now wants to start
Speaker 1: like meat comes across the plane. She's like, we don't
Speaker 1: need animals, and she's doing stuff like that in school. Wow,
Speaker 1: and so like it's like, I'm like, well, you don't
Speaker 1: need animals, sure, I said, you know, that's your choice
Speaker 1: and whatever. And then she was like, and I was
Speaker 1: having salmon. I'm pescatarian. So I was having salmon the
Speaker 1: other night, like a month ago whatever, and she wanted
Speaker 1: to taste it, and she tasted it and she liked it.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh no, She's like, well, it's an animal.
Speaker 1: I said, well, I said, daddy eats fish. I said,
Speaker 1: I call the pescatarian. And we talked to her about
Speaker 1: that and she loves salmon, so she eats salmon and shrimp.
Speaker 2: Got it.
Speaker 1: But she won't eat she won't eat like cows or
Speaker 1: like anything like that. She's like, oh no, it's a cow.
Speaker 2: Or anything furry that seems like it's she could adopt it.
Speaker 1: She won't get it. It was like, if I get
Speaker 1: adopt it, I'm not in Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was with the cow a few times before. Hello, okay,
Speaker 2: you give me twenty bucks. It's more than okay. Oh,
Speaker 2: this is this is something where I think because people
Speaker 2: are going to tour, people are going to see you tour,
Speaker 2: so they should know that. So basically Ashley is asking,
Speaker 2: I see you're coming to Elkhart, Indiana soon, Yes, Sam,
Speaker 2: And she wants to know how to get meet and
Speaker 2: greet tickets for your show. This is a question, So
Speaker 2: I thought purpose, I thought, this is a good way
Speaker 2: for you to explain to folks as you're on tour
Speaker 2: that it's an option.
Speaker 1: Right, So yeah, it's an option to meet and greet
Speaker 1: me on tour. Yeah, yeah, you can buy a question though,
Speaker 1: you can buy the tickets wherever readily available. It seems
Speaker 1: like that's planted. What planted by you? What do you
Speaker 1: think I'm doing this to plant it up up your
Speaker 1: meet and greets. Do you think I give a shit
Speaker 1: about your meet and greets?
Speaker 2: I hate your meet and greets because when I go
Speaker 2: on the road with you, it's like I got to
Speaker 2: sit around for I want to ask and wait to
Speaker 2: go to the goddamn hotel room. It's forty five minutes
Speaker 2: away because it's posh. Jesus Christ, I planted it. Good God.
Speaker 2: He goes out a belly button teeth. I chew the
Speaker 2: shit out of you right now.
Speaker 1: You're get to je Gatto official dot com. You get
Speaker 1: your me and greed passes Steve, I mean Ashley. All right,
Speaker 1: this is coming to us from Mandy Mandy. Here we go,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna say her last name. Okay, there's a
Speaker 1: purpose to my question is since I'm the O G
Speaker 1: cool mom, why am I not on the show with
Speaker 1: you two s?
Speaker 2: My last name is cool? You need me? Her name
Speaker 2: is Mandy Joe Cool, Mandy Joe Yeah cool, And she's
Speaker 2: a mom. Wow, she's literally our third cool mom. Wow.
Speaker 1: We should call her?
Speaker 2: And what does it say like when when she gets.
Speaker 1: The is it says Instagram? Cool mom is calling you?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: She needs well, it's through Instagram. If she doesn't have
Speaker 1: notifications on, I don't know if at all. It's ringing
Speaker 1: you here.
Speaker 2: This is not cool, Mandy, this is not cool.
Speaker 1: And then there's your answer, Mandy. That's why you're not
Speaker 1: a cool mom, because cool mom's answer the call. And
Speaker 1: we didn't we try, and we did try. That's a
Speaker 1: great name, Mandy Joe cool, Mandy Joe cool. Well, Mandy
Speaker 1: you we tried to get you on the show. It
Speaker 1: didn't pan out, but but we did our part. When
Speaker 1: you get when you get scammers or some petty calls,
Speaker 1: or do you entertain them? Do you do you talk
Speaker 1: to them?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, I'd rather sit on the couch and
Speaker 2: do nothing than do that. But I know you have
Speaker 2: gone down deep rabbit holes, deep rabbit holes.
Speaker 1: I started on that road.
Speaker 2: Sal told me one about you and the cable company. Yes,
Speaker 2: and he as he's telling it, he's progressively laughing harder
Speaker 2: and harder and harder as he's doing it. But you
Speaker 2: are so committed to a bit.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I really enjoy that. Sometimes I've been doing
Speaker 1: this thing too. Where I was when we were on
Speaker 1: the road, I would just pick out, take out my
Speaker 1: phone I would just take out my phone and I
Speaker 1: dial a number, any number, any number, I just dialing
Speaker 1: unblock it donald number on mony answered. I'd make it
Speaker 1: like I was calling them back, and that was one
Speaker 1: of my favorite things to do. As you were as
Speaker 1: somebody else, somebody else, Yeah, yeah, I would call them
Speaker 1: back and I'm like, and this is like you know.
Speaker 1: I would just be like, hey, man, I missed your
Speaker 1: call and they'd be like, oh yeah, and I was
Speaker 1: like yeah. I was like, sorry, is it what's going on?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Nothing, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: It would be crazy how people just jump into it. Wow,
Speaker 1: really now I would do that. But then I got
Speaker 1: into this scene where I started pretending that I was Daniel,
Speaker 1: the assistant for Impractical Jokers, and I would call up
Speaker 1: like an Applebee's and I would ask and I would
Speaker 1: be like, I would always be in a panic, and
Speaker 1: I would like and I would always say the line
Speaker 1: and this would always get the boys come on, like listen,
Speaker 1: this has to happen or will be my ass And
Speaker 1: that's all I would say. And I would talk in
Speaker 1: that voice and I'd be like, do you have a
Speaker 1: south facing window? Do mark?
Speaker 2: And not looking north?
Speaker 1: And like things and people would believe it, like they're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, because they know we'd be in town. Sure,
Speaker 1: I want to come after the show. You the only
Speaker 1: thing that's open, you know, you know is there is
Speaker 1: there a drug clean? And then I would always I'd
Speaker 1: start dry clean nearby, like I would just do that,
Speaker 1: But then I would start like pretend I called the
Speaker 1: wrong place, right, So when I would call the apple
Speaker 1: he was like next calling apple Bee's like I need
Speaker 1: to drop off a suit to get dry cleaned, and
Speaker 1: they're like what, I'm like, isn't this just rag? They like, no,
Speaker 1: it's Applebee's, Like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm all over the place.
Speaker 1: This is Daniel, the practical jokes assistant. I have to
Speaker 1: drop off south suit, but that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 1: Do you have a table that faces north? And they'd
Speaker 1: be like what And then we just go into this
Speaker 1: thing and then yeah, like I had this guy on
Speaker 1: the hook one time.
Speaker 2: And would you go to the actual applebee one time?
Speaker 1: We did? One time we did and it was absolutely sandy,
Speaker 1: So we can never do it again. Because people knew
Speaker 1: they were coming, but it happened to be in the mall.
Speaker 1: They were rat like we were driving around the mall
Speaker 1: and because you had some time to kill in the
Speaker 1: bus in the tour bus, and I saw it was
Speaker 1: an Applebe's and I called it and I said, we
Speaker 1: know I need it to go order. So for the
Speaker 1: for the practical jokers, look at your window. The tor
Speaker 1: buses there, and we saw the guy look out the
Speaker 1: window and was like whatever they want, yeah, blah blah blah. Right,
Speaker 1: so then, uh, and then I just made all these
Speaker 1: crazy requests ten and I was this guy Daniel. And
Speaker 1: then the guy came on and knocked on the door
Speaker 1: for the thing and he's like, uh, is Daniel here?
Speaker 1: And Jeff John and he's like he's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: he's in the bathroom and he's just.
Speaker 2: Jeff. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Really I used to call it this Daniel. I make
Speaker 1: all these crazy requests. I'm like, is there balloons.
Speaker 2: Through the ring? Or do you go out and like
Speaker 2: say thanks, I was fucking with you? Or you just
Speaker 2: never give up to tell never get the food and run.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's it. Oh.
Speaker 1: So they had to have known it was you, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know you would think I'm pretty good.
Speaker 2: Great, I'm pretty good, one of the best, I tell you,
Speaker 2: all Right, this is coming host from Grace. What's your guys?
Speaker 2: But weight? It gets worse stories. Do you have a weight?
Speaker 2: It gets worse story. I have one right out of
Speaker 2: the gates. Go, I'll tell you I was. I was
Speaker 2: in Ohio, Columbus. I just turned thirty, so this is
Speaker 2: prevalent to this. And I met a girl. Go back
Speaker 2: to my room. It's great. We have a total blast
Speaker 2: making out that whatever. You know. I get up the
Speaker 2: next morning. That was a Thursday night. I have to
Speaker 2: go do press Friday. Okay, So I go do press
Speaker 2: on Friday and I come back to the hotel. I
Speaker 2: get dropped off, and as I'm in the elevator, I
Speaker 2: press the button to go up. I'm thinking, oh, I
Speaker 2: wonder if the girls still She's probably still in the room, right,
Speaker 2: And as I'm going up, I shit my pants. I
Speaker 2: completely shit my pants. And it wasn't even like this
Speaker 2: is the first time it happened, like a legit poop
Speaker 2: in the pat This is a yard salet. It it's
Speaker 2: an absolute disaster. It wasn't even like, oh I farted,
Speaker 2: did I? It's like everything must go like it ruined.
Speaker 2: So I get back. The door's open. I'm like oh shit.
Speaker 2: So now I'm like walking over and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: hope to God the girl is not in the room.
Speaker 2: So I swipe my card. I opened it. Of course
Speaker 2: she's in the She's in the fucking bed. Still. I'm like, God,
Speaker 2: damn it. So I'm like, what am I gonna do?
Speaker 2: So I take my pants off, I run over to
Speaker 2: the pepsi machine and I throw my pants away by
Speaker 2: the garbage can, by the garbage can on the vending machine,
Speaker 2: being on the out side of the room, outside of
Speaker 2: the room one hundred percent, I do the old eighth grade,
Speaker 2: pull my pants, my shirt over my junk, and I
Speaker 2: run down. As I creep into my room, she's still sleeping.
Speaker 2: I think she is whatever. I jump in the shower,
Speaker 2: so I take a shower, like, this is fucking great. Okay,
Speaker 2: nobody knows how shit my pants. This is awesome. So
Speaker 2: I get dressed and as I as I'm I'm slinking
Speaker 2: into the bed because I do want to go to
Speaker 2: bed again. I'm exhausted and hungover. So I slink in.
Speaker 2: She wakes up. She goes, oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what I go what what? She goes? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I can't believe it. I go what she goes. Sometimes
Speaker 2: when I drink, I pissed the bed. I go what
Speaker 2: she goes. She goes, yeah, I'm so sorry. I feel it.
Speaker 1: And she pissed all over.
Speaker 2: The bed and so so now I'm like, it's cool.
Speaker 1: She's like, he was the coolest about it, exactly, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, because she brought it up. And now you
Speaker 1: were a too.
Speaker 2: She was a one yeow. So she pissed the bed
Speaker 2: and she was so embarrassed, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: was the coolest guy in the world. I'm like, we're
Speaker 2: all people.
Speaker 1: These things happened. My god, you know I shot my pants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so funny. Did you now question for you? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want you to think about it. You might not have
Speaker 1: thought about this yet until this moment. You are sure
Speaker 1: that you didn't piss the bed before you left because
Speaker 1: you were so drunk, and she.
Speaker 2: I've never pissed the bed, but she said, this happens
Speaker 2: sometimes when I drank, which I've heard, which I've heard.
Speaker 1: I know. I know that that happens to people get
Speaker 1: They gets so they are so blitzed that they just
Speaker 1: be themselves. They just yeah, So, oh my god, that
Speaker 1: would been great. If you just be the bed and
Speaker 1: then you left her in it and show your pants
Speaker 1: and then you come back and she's like yeah, and
Speaker 1: apparently I shoot your pants too.
Speaker 2: I say, wow, you know, girl, I don't cuddle. Besides,
Speaker 2: who's going to sleep in that puddle?
Speaker 1: And the great oh my dad, I can't beat that.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can. I'm sure you've had.
Speaker 1: I feel like my life right now is a way
Speaker 1: to get to worse. I think I just reach out
Speaker 1: to last year. That's pretty much it. Uh No, that's great.
Speaker 1: I want to go with that one.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do it. I love what we got here.
Speaker 2: This is coming up from Dominic.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay the donkey?
Speaker 2: What Dominic? The donkey?
Speaker 1: You don't know that Christmas Carol? The donkey Jing making
Speaker 1: up right now? The Italian Christmas donkey when Dominika comes
Speaker 1: to town.
Speaker 2: You know your ship and the pasta huzzle? Hey Jing
Speaker 2: for real?
Speaker 1: Because yeah, it's it's huge here on the East coast.
Speaker 2: Dominic, he's just.
Speaker 1: Trying, he's trying to play.
Speaker 2: It's real.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this donkey.
Speaker 2: It's an Italian thing.
Speaker 1: No, it's a it's a Christmas carl It's not never
Speaker 1: an Allian song. It's a Christmas it's an Italian donkey.
Speaker 1: Get further from the microphone. If you're gonna chime in,
Speaker 1: have a microphone by you.
Speaker 2: But I've celebrated a lot of Christmas is I've never
Speaker 2: heard of Dominic the donkey. Oh my god, because we're
Speaker 2: allowed to stop at France. I've never heard this in
Speaker 2: my life. That's crazy. So what is like if you're
Speaker 2: a six year old Italian kid, that's just that's that's
Speaker 2: white Christmas.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Jingle bells if you're.
Speaker 1: A New York Italian. It was all the rage that
Speaker 1: came out about the same time as the uh, the
Speaker 1: dogs barking this jingle bells?
Speaker 2: You heard that? When you hear that, do you think
Speaker 2: I should I should go to the kennel today?
Speaker 1: No, my dogs do it. That's recording. I get royalties
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 2: That's every day. All right. This is coming up from Dominic.
Speaker 1: Sup sub Dominic.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's great. Is that what he said? So it's up.
Speaker 2: Dominic said up.
Speaker 1: I love when Dominic comes in says up, I had
Speaker 1: a neighbor. I had a neighbor.
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody has a name.
Speaker 1: Here's it. So I wan't to tell this story. We
Speaker 1: don't have a nigh Yes, I'll tell this story. I
Speaker 1: had a neighbor. Yeah, okay, I was living with Jodah Fish.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Joe the Fish, my friend, Joe the Fish,
Speaker 1: Joe Caparati. We call him Joe the Fish. He and
Speaker 1: I lived in an apartment building. No, we lived in
Speaker 1: a three family home. We had the top floor in
Speaker 1: the middle was a son named Joe, and the father
Speaker 1: on the bottom floor with his wife. They lived together,
Speaker 1: and their name was Joe.
Speaker 2: Okay, three Joe's four.
Speaker 1: Joe's in the building, right, And the son would just
Speaker 1: always he would just always hit you with it. You'd
Speaker 1: walk by, like coming back from the house or coming in,
Speaker 1: you'd always have to pass them whatever. And he would
Speaker 1: always be like in the like driveway working on his car,
Speaker 1: just hanging out or whatever. So and he was just
Speaker 1: he would's up, put his arm up and just go
Speaker 1: suck like one ad like that. So we called him
Speaker 1: Joey SUPs, but not to him. We just call him
Speaker 1: Joey's up. So one day he was a little bit
Speaker 1: he was a bigger dude. Yeah, one day I walking
Speaker 1: back from work. This is when I was working in excenture.
Speaker 1: I was in my suit or whatever.
Speaker 2: And this is when you were third floor, Joey, third
Speaker 2: floor Joey.
Speaker 1: Yes, me and joe the fish. I won't, says Joey.
Speaker 1: So were walking, we're walking into walking into the thing,
Speaker 1: and he is behind a car which I don't see,
Speaker 1: but he's in a fold out patio chair in a driveway,
Speaker 1: like like a beach chair in a driveway, with his
Speaker 1: shirt over his shoulder, and he has a nice pop
Speaker 1: in his mouth. He just pops out and scares hell.
Speaker 2: He goes, sup.
Speaker 1: It scares the hell out of me. And that was it.
Speaker 1: That's all. Every time he has somebody say sup, I
Speaker 1: think Joey SUPs.
Speaker 2: You just have a grown man with his shirt off.
Speaker 2: He's like.
Speaker 1: And he would freeze. He would hold it. He keep
Speaker 1: his head like sup until like you recognize the sup.
Speaker 1: Like he would hold it like not blanket and good sir,
Speaker 1: like it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah's up? All right? Well sup to brand I'm back up.
Speaker 2: Dominic dominic dominic up, Yeah, Dominic's up. Okay, So it's
Speaker 2: up coming up from Brandon.
Speaker 1: He goes, Brandon. This is specifically for you again.
Speaker 2: As a watch guy, wondering if Joe could talk about
Speaker 2: what brands he enjoys or if he simply is a
Speaker 2: Walmart grab that watch and go kind of guy Brandon
Speaker 2: from Michigan.
Speaker 1: I'm not a Walmart grab that watch and kind of go. Guys.
Speaker 1: I'm also not I'm not a price tag buyer either.
Speaker 1: I will say I do enjoy a nice high end watch,
Speaker 1: favorite brands being Panorai and Omega. I would probably say
Speaker 1: my two higher endish ones. But then I would like
Speaker 1: like this one that I have on now, this is
Speaker 1: this is this is just a time and this isn't
Speaker 1: super expensive at all, but I just love the colorway
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: It looks nice yit and it goes with the outfit.
Speaker 1: It's all about access.
Speaker 2: What is it about watches that it just happened? Really did?
Speaker 1: I wasn't into watches until like my first nice watch
Speaker 1: that I got was actually a gift from the production
Speaker 1: company for this one hundredth episode, and it was a
Speaker 1: Panoray and and our management Jack and they got us
Speaker 1: a nice watch and I was like, oh, I love
Speaker 1: this watch. I put it on, it felt nice and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, these are nice watches. And then
Speaker 1: I bought my first big boy watch was a brightling
Speaker 1: and I bought it when we did the tour doc
Speaker 1: in Vegas. When I was with my sisters. We were like,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm in Vegas. I'm like, I said,
Speaker 1: I want to get something nice. And I walked in
Speaker 1: and I saw those beautiful and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: getting it right, and I got the watch and that's
Speaker 1: and from there it was just been a downward spiral.
Speaker 1: But now it really is color waste. Like Jiggy shops
Speaker 1: with me a lot and I'll do I'll I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I don't have a watch that looks like that. So
Speaker 1: now for me it's like I don't want watches that
Speaker 1: look like I don't have another watch it would go
Speaker 1: with this outfit as well as this watch, if that
Speaker 1: makes sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a it's a hobby, I guess,
Speaker 2: or an appreciation. I just don't understand the world. I
Speaker 2: understand like there's an artistry to it. And i'd seen
Speaker 2: like late one night I was up and and just
Speaker 2: this documentary about a guy who still like you.
Speaker 1: Know, makes the pieces and everything. It's hand crafted. So
Speaker 1: it's crazy you, uh, you aren't a watch guy, but
Speaker 1: I I got you a nice watch, and you felt
Speaker 1: it like you liked it for a minute.
Speaker 2: I I, you know what, It's heavy, and every time
Speaker 2: I wear it, I I think I've told you this.
Speaker 2: I fly every week and every time I go to
Speaker 2: wrap my it's caught the strap of my backpack on.
Speaker 2: It always gets caught and it gets banked off every
Speaker 2: single time, and I think, oh, maybe I should strap
Speaker 2: it on the left side first, whatever, but I always go.
Speaker 1: Like this, God, do the free shoulder first.
Speaker 2: And so I got to bring it back to the
Speaker 2: watch guy again and he keeps like lengthening the pieces
Speaker 2: to make it longer, so it stays in there and
Speaker 2: it just keeps popping off, so that little metal, But
Speaker 2: thank you. I appreciate that, honestly.
Speaker 1: I love Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then the watch Jiggy got me, the Cassio. I
Speaker 2: wore it and my son goes, that is so cool.
Speaker 2: Can I wear that watch? Yeah? And he wears it
Speaker 2: and he's just beep booping the whole time, and uh,
Speaker 2: and I've never seen it since. He loves it.
Speaker 1: That's so great that Jiggy gives that Watchers is a
Speaker 1: great gift. The Casio watch I give it. I was
Speaker 1: as excited about it as my son was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's see, like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, it's so cool.
Speaker 2: I get to just kind of goo off.
Speaker 1: You have a lot of you. You're a gift there.
Speaker 2: Do you have a go to gift?
Speaker 1: They like, Oh, I'm gotta I gotta get some from
Speaker 1: some defensive wine.
Speaker 2: No, I do. I think. I I think that I do. Person.
Speaker 2: You do nice person, listen and be attentive to what
Speaker 2: what somebody said that they enjoy appreciating and that. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'll do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got me a nice bowling pin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are historic. I have.
Speaker 1: My gift to people is the too Me backpack. The
Speaker 1: too me backpack for people. I've gotten it for three
Speaker 1: or four people at this point. I didn't get you
Speaker 1: one yet because your backpack needs to be replaced.
Speaker 2: But I've got what is it about that backpack?
Speaker 1: It is just the perfect size and compartment things for
Speaker 1: people who travel. Yeah, and everybody that has it to go.
Speaker 1: I've actually gotten it to two different DJs. I gave
Speaker 1: to Justin Yeah and DJ Mike Williams, my cousin. Both
Speaker 1: of them DJ Justin Jerrace, and they both absolutely flipped
Speaker 1: and loved it and they've had it for years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that suitcase I've had for years.
Speaker 2: I love it. But I got this backpack that is
Speaker 2: like weather proof, and it's one of those rolldowns and
Speaker 2: you clasp it and it is I've banged it up.
Speaker 2: It is durable, but also you forget oh sometimes it's
Speaker 2: pouring rain and it protects everything in there. That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the roll ups good because then if you if
Speaker 1: you're purchasing, you're on the road and you're making purchase,
Speaker 1: it could be sa it could be that low. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing I like about the Toomey. It's got
Speaker 1: the it's got the expando zipper, which you don't really
Speaker 1: see on a backpack often.
Speaker 2: No, you don't, you know you don't.
Speaker 1: That's really saved four roll rollaway luggage. The whole Tommey line.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate. I love to me. Why won't they
Speaker 1: sponsor me? I got to talk to them.
Speaker 2: I have you made fun of mine?
Speaker 1: Your what my to me?
Speaker 2: Because of the wheels?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: But what am I going to go to the Toomey
Speaker 2: shop and replace the wheels?
Speaker 1: You are if you're if you respect yourself, you can
Speaker 1: replace the wheels. Yes, their lifetime guarantee.
Speaker 2: Why are you looking at it? That's part of the
Speaker 2: whole thing. Why where's the Toomey shop? I don't even
Speaker 2: know where.
Speaker 1: Isn't there a toy shop? First of all, you have
Speaker 1: Google in your pocket, use it to me, just find
Speaker 1: the located. But I'm sure there's a Toomey shop in Nashville.
Speaker 2: Oh you live. And then you go and replace the Yeah.
Speaker 1: You go, you give it to them and you say
Speaker 1: Joe sent me, and they say, okay.
Speaker 2: All of you nodded your head like I'm a book. Okay,
Speaker 2: but this is something that's known. Yeah, like Dominic the donkey.
Speaker 1: I've never heard your your too, dominic the too me.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of this. Okay, I'm learning. I'm here
Speaker 2: to learn.
Speaker 1: This is great. I mean we help a lot of
Speaker 1: people here.
Speaker 2: One cool mom, one dumb mom.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call you dom I wouldn't call you domb.
Speaker 1: I would say you have a lot to learn.
Speaker 2: You're not married, Joe.
Speaker 1: Cool, you have a lot to learn. See so do I?
Speaker 2: We all do.
Speaker 1: We're all growing like these beautiful flowers.
Speaker 2: But a fake okay what what?
Speaker 1: What? What?
Speaker 2: What? Where we're at? Do we got what? More?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Morens jiggy, he's nowhere near a microphone.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, hold on, here we go. This
Speaker 2: is a good one.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, let's do it.
Speaker 2: This is the one I was looking for.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of good ones.
Speaker 2: This is coming us from Jackson. He's asking question, how
Speaker 2: long do you want to live?
Speaker 1: Are we going negatives? Or you mean from now?
Speaker 2: Because I would have loved to play the song again.
Speaker 1: I would love I would have I would have loved
Speaker 1: to check out three to four weeks ago. No, how
Speaker 1: long I want to live? Well, this is a conundrum, right,
Speaker 1: because you want to be around for me as a parent.
Speaker 1: You want to be around long enough to see that
Speaker 1: your kids are settled and good and doing well. But
Speaker 1: I don't know why that means anything, because I als
Speaker 1: don't want to be old enough that I'm just shitting
Speaker 1: my pants and throwing him in a pepsi machine. But
Speaker 1: you're doing that at a young age. But I don't
Speaker 1: want to be that. I don't want to be a burden.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have major health issues. So I
Speaker 1: would probably say, you know, if I have to pick
Speaker 1: sixty eight, I feel sixty eight's right now, But really
Speaker 1: sixty eight right, sixty eight young sixty eight, Well not
Speaker 1: in my family, sixty eight twelve years older than my father.
Speaker 1: That's a full it's a decade plus two, Joseph sixty eight, right, so,
Speaker 1: well sixty eight right now in forty six, it's twelve
Speaker 1: years from now. Okay, twelve years. That makes my youngest
Speaker 1: son seventeen. He's fine. Come on, come on, I can't
Speaker 1: hear you because you don't have a microphone. If you're
Speaker 1: gonna correct me talking to the microphone, is it twenty
Speaker 1: two years? Yeah, it's fine, he's twenty seven. Done them out?
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, I don't know man that that it's such
Speaker 2: a good question, but I think, yeah, to your point,
Speaker 2: i'd want to be around to see my like i'd
Speaker 2: want to see my daughter walk down the aisle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd want to see my son in his first job,
Speaker 2: like settled, and see him get married. You know, I
Speaker 2: think you want a few years as a grandparent. I
Speaker 2: think you want to here here it is, here's my
Speaker 2: barmater ready.
Speaker 1: Okay, you want to be around for Christmases as a grandparent,
Speaker 1: and then once they put a curly one on the soap,
Speaker 1: you're out. Oh you want to last that long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't want to be around when they're teenagers,
Speaker 2: because it's when it's like, fuck them, They're going to
Speaker 2: be a pain in the ass. They don't want to
Speaker 2: play with grandma and grandpa anymore. I don't want to
Speaker 2: be wobbling around with the cane. Yeah that's a good time.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know how good you are at math,
Speaker 1: but your daughter right now is ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're saying, let's let's be conservative and say
Speaker 1: she gets married at twenty eight. Sure, okay, two years.
Speaker 1: They probably go vacation a little bit. Maybe they want
Speaker 1: they want to go to Greece.
Speaker 2: They want to see you tell me to die.
Speaker 1: She's going around, I'm telling them, telling you.
Speaker 2: Okay, so around.
Speaker 1: You know, she wants to see she wants to see
Speaker 1: the world a little bit. Yea three or four years
Speaker 1: before she pops out the first one. You tell me,
Speaker 1: I'll be nine thirty one, she's thirty one, thirty one
Speaker 1: pops out of kid, right, you get you get three
Speaker 1: or four years with that kid, right, So you're talking
Speaker 1: about eighteen to nineteen years from right now.
Speaker 2: No, you're talking about I'd be in my late eighties.
Speaker 2: You being your ladies, you're shaped up.
Speaker 1: You're shitting yourself on the regular, you're throwing all your
Speaker 1: pants by the Here's what I'll tell you, though, Here's
Speaker 1: what I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: I don't agree with you because there are all these
Speaker 2: medical advances that are occurring.
Speaker 1: Don't play that card. I'm telling you, I'm gonna freeze
Speaker 1: my self.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna freeze my e But I think that
Speaker 2: there there's gonna be so many things out there.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be able to plug up your holes.
Speaker 2: I care, but I think they're gonna do things where
Speaker 2: a little more itself.
Speaker 1: At thirty, what are you're gonna be doing an eighty?
Speaker 2: But but but I'm shitting that was self imposed. I
Speaker 2: did it to myself. I put whiskey in.
Speaker 1: My tongue, tom and then I coupled that with like
Speaker 1: a bowl of chili and activities blapjacks and sausages and
Speaker 1: a milkshake like a dipshit taking time bomb in my tummy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So the minute I got the minute I went
Speaker 2: to radio, it's like, oh, something doesn't feel right. And
Speaker 2: then I was in the elevator and I never had
Speaker 2: this before. I had a hot flash. That was the
Speaker 2: warning flare. I had sweat beats fire like that, and
Speaker 2: I go, oh my god, what's going? Boom yeah, like
Speaker 2: it was literally sweat beads and instantly as it's happening,
Speaker 2: well what is going? And then boom everything went.
Speaker 1: So this is happening new or thirty. If you make
Speaker 1: it to eighty five and I'm still around, I'm putting
Speaker 1: you down.
Speaker 2: I'll be a vegetarian. I'll be a vegetarian.
Speaker 1: But oh well, thank you so much, cool mommy to you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you.
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Speaker 2: Uh, you're not going on. You're not gonna. I do
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Speaker 2: Guys. It's the best because Jigg and I share a
Speaker 2: deep appreciation of food. I remember the first time I
Speaker 2: hung out with Jiggy. All we did was break down
Speaker 2: every fast food restaurant and sandwich and I was like,
Speaker 2: I love this guy. He's great. I think I've had
Speaker 2: a new friend. All right, Thank you guys, too. Cool moms,
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