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Speaker 1: hear the creepiest conversation ever? Yeah, congratulations, here you go.

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Speaker 1: I know what Evan would do. Kills one that laughs

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Speaker 1: the laugh after that The Jewel Show and it's time

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Speaker 1: I'm not the one who said is that maniacal? A

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Speaker 1: I know what Evan would do. Kills one. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: so everyone kills that one. Yeah, I mean that's good

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Speaker 1: This is you know what my friends would say to me.

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Speaker 1: what Evan would do, kills eOne. The reason why I

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, Hello, yeah this Bill

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Speaker 1: good luck. The Jewels show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: Time for your dirty little secret? Remember texting four one

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Speaker 1: judge me too hard on this one like I feel

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Speaker 1: like it's either really bad or not that bad. And

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Speaker 1: I'm we do have a saying here. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: good thing you came to the Jewel Show because our

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Speaker 1: motto is, we don't judge you unless you need to

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Speaker 1: be judged, So we'll be the judge if you need

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Speaker 1: to be judged. Up. All right, all right, thanks guys. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you guys. Now, okay, all right, so

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Speaker 1: you know how they just have to go orders and

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Speaker 1: they'll just leave them out and you can kind of

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Speaker 1: just run up, walk up, Yeah, take your order. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just then I'll run up. I'll take it. I

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Speaker 1: don't care what it is, you'll run up. That's auspicious

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Speaker 1: somebody coming up and running and grabbing a Starbuck drink

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Speaker 1: and then running out. I think it's pretty obvious somebody

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Speaker 1: stole something like that guy. Yeah, it's it's more of

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Speaker 1: a figure of speech, like I just walk up, take

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Speaker 1: it and just kind of walk out. Well, whatever drink it.

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Speaker 1: Has anyone ever said like that guy has my drink?

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Speaker 1: Not that I've noticed, but you know, I usually just

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Speaker 1: kind of I want to walk out. I've actually wondered

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Speaker 1: that about the online orders, I have to because actually

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Speaker 1: they don't keep them behind the counter a lot of times,

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Speaker 1: like they just are sitting there. Yeah, and anybody can

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Speaker 1: come grab it. Like the receipt of the name of

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Speaker 1: the person is like on the counter with it, so

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Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I'm ben. Yeah, that's what I do.

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Speaker 1: Like whenever I go up and I see an employee,

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Speaker 1: i just look down at the receipt and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm bends. It's kind of exciting because it's robbery. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's you know, that gets your blood flowing. And

451
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Speaker 1: then also it's like a surprise. You don't know what

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Speaker 1: drink you're getting, so you just go in and who

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Speaker 1: knows what you're gonna get. It's fun. I wonder if

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Speaker 1: that's why Starbucks takes so long, because I feel like,

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Speaker 1: remake so many probably so many people's orders that got stalling. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: actually text in four or six one. Do you do

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Speaker 1: this too, because I guarantee a lot of people do

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Speaker 1: this your dirty little secret. But it's also I think

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Speaker 1: a lot of other people's dirty little secrets. Well, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's nice to share something with everyone. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever gotten a drink you didn't want? Like a medicine bowl,

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Speaker 1: a medicine bowl at Starbucks. Yes, I saw Bucks. He's

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Speaker 1: a drink that you can get like if you know

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Speaker 1: feeling too well, it's go like lemon in it and

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Speaker 1: stuff and its Oh okay, I didn't know that. I

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Speaker 1: want to get a bad brink. I just throw it

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Speaker 1: out and leave. God, that big guy has terrible taste. Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Man. Thanks

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Speaker 1: guys man. The baristas must get so angry at that.

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Speaker 1: You know what I found out. Baristas will do if

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Speaker 1: they don't like you and you order a specific type

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Speaker 1: of milk, they'll give you the wrong milk on purpose.

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Speaker 1: Like and I'm sure I'm sure it's happened to me before,

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Speaker 1: because I am lactose intolerant. If I have a little

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Speaker 1: bit of milk, who knows what could happen. Either nothing

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Speaker 1: happens for months, nothing happens, or there's a whole lot

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Speaker 1: of action if I have milk kad Perry firework. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Actually, sometimes in my head that song plays

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Speaker 1: because why I'm trying to entertain myself, right, because I

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Speaker 1: don't necessarily it's not fun, right, it's not a fun thing.

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Speaker 1: But then I just things are going crazy, and I'm like, batty,

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Speaker 1: yeah right, I mean, I haven't you you are allowed, Cooper.

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Speaker 1: I remember the first time that one of our assistants

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Speaker 1: heard you. I'm like, why is he down here upstairs?

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Speaker 1: And you did not care that day? I did. But

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Speaker 1: that's what happens because I try to find bathrooms that

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Speaker 1: are away from people. Yeah, which is appropriate because Loud

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Speaker 1: I would be embarrassed. I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Like Alex was talking to yeah, and then and there

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Speaker 1: was right outside the door and I'm in there and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, I'm trying to be quiet, like

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Speaker 1: can I get this thing out by it? And then

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Speaker 1: like a little bit goes and it's like I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, and then I'm like trying to ease it

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Speaker 1: out quiet, and then all of a sudden it's just

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Speaker 1: like was like, Lord, check on the Jewel Show on

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Speaker 1: demand and welcome to the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. The

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Speaker 1: news for Tuesday, April twenty six, twenty twenty two, I'm

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh And how does an NFL player get arrested

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Speaker 1: because of some tasty snack goods? You'll find out in

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Speaker 1: just a second. But first let's meet the idiots. I'm

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and check your camera role people, because there

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Speaker 1: may be something in there that could make you a

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Speaker 1: millionaire and like can subscribe. Definitely hits Hotto when you're

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Speaker 1: jumping out of a crashing plane or when that coming

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Speaker 1: up in my story. Lord, I'm Christian Grace Snow and

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Speaker 1: as someone who's always late to work, I'm hoping to

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Speaker 1: take a piece of advice for my idiots. More coming

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Speaker 1: up on that in my story. That's coming up, all right,

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Speaker 1: more on those stories in just a second. Before you

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Speaker 1: first started the day in the I ND the adiant

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Speaker 1: news networks. This really isn't that interesting of a story,

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Speaker 1: but I just wanted to report on it because Chicago

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Speaker 1: Bears wide receiver Byron Pringle got arrested for doing donuts

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Speaker 1: in a parking lot. I just thought it was funny

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Speaker 1: to say a guy named Pringle got arrested for doing donuts.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n the idiot and news network

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Speaker 1: or idiots aren't just in the news far next story

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Speaker 1: of the day, let's send it on over to Alex Fresh,

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Speaker 1: who probably has a more interesting story. Alex Well it

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Speaker 1: is very interesting unfortunately, and offered trace songs because video

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Speaker 1: surface recently and it's a blast from the past for him.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure and I'm sure he remembers doing this also

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Speaker 1: when he was in Vegas at a pool party in

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Speaker 1: a cabana where let's just say, he grabbed a woman's

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Speaker 1: oh no, milk dud and took her swimsuit top and

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Speaker 1: moved it to the side. So now she suing him

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Speaker 1: for five million dollars five million? Who this happened? So?

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Speaker 1: How did this happen? In twenty thirteen twenty thirteen Trey Songs,

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Speaker 1: mister Stillio Girl, mister still bathings, was that a cabana

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Speaker 1: in Vegas and pulled open a woman's bikini? Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: just put it right back on and then she just

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Speaker 1: played it off like we have to. Yeah, that sucks.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have done this good. I mean, he's a

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Speaker 1: terrible guy too, because he shot Megan the stallium right

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Speaker 1: in the foot. No, I think that was Hary Songs did.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that was Tory Lane. That wasn't tasting

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Speaker 1: but not quite slandering his name. Yeah, don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Just in on the I N N the idiot where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, live, local, late breaking.

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Speaker 1: You heard it here first Trey Songs aka mister still

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Speaker 1: Your Girl. It's a guy that sang bottoms up, shot

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Speaker 1: Megan the stallion in the foot. It wasn't Tory Lanes,

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Speaker 1: it was Trey Songs. We have the scoop on that,

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Speaker 1: and you're only hearing that on the I end. The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network radius their report the news where our

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Speaker 1: stories are facts checked, none of the time, absolute half

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Speaker 1: the story usually at the most yes, all the story,

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Speaker 1: half the facts. I was having, you know, a better

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Speaker 1: story than jubils. That's all I have. Sending it back here.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next

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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Tory Lanes Reports. Put my gun away? She set? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So no, I'm actually with the Federal Aviation Administration who

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Speaker 1: has found that Trevor Jacob, a YouTuber who posted a

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Speaker 1: video of himself parachuting out of a plane that he

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Speaker 1: claimed had malfunctioned, purposely abandoned the aircraft and allowed it

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Speaker 1: to crash just so he could get a video for YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, was the video of the plane crashing. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the video was of him jumping out of the plane

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Speaker 1: while it was crashing. Why are you gonna You could say, hey, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up you dude. I'm Trevor Jacobs and today I'm

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Speaker 1: flying a plane up in the air and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: crash it and I'm gonna jump out of it before

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Speaker 1: it crashes. Here we go, exactly. That's still interesting. Holy crap.

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Speaker 1: Why you got to fake that? I'm just wondering was

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Speaker 1: it his plane or had he like rented it? Like

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Speaker 1: pretty sure he bolted the plane just to do that.

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Speaker 1: There is no way I can hate on him for that. Really,

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Speaker 1: I've always wanted to have that much money where I'd

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Speaker 1: be like I bought a Lambo and then I crashed

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Speaker 1: it on purpose because I can't you buy like the

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Speaker 1: last like like the rarest Bugatti was one in the world,

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Speaker 1: and then you're just like, now there's none in the world.

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Speaker 1: I'm rich enough to do that. I get I'll get

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Speaker 1: another one tomorrow. Now there's none in the world. This

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Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For next story of

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Speaker 1: the day. Let's send it on over to Christian Gray Snow,

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Speaker 1: who is on location in winter Haven, Florida, where as

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Speaker 1: a Florida all the time, I'm always in Florida. Y'all

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Speaker 1: be having some idiot moments where a TSA agent named

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Speaker 1: to let A Collier thirty four made a fake report

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Speaker 1: after she told the airport like she was like to

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Speaker 1: work and she was like, you know, I was late

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Speaker 1: because I got robbed. They needed a police report because

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Speaker 1: she said that she had bought alice report. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: when they called to verify it, there was nothing to

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Speaker 1: verify because she had lied about the burglary and everything.

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Speaker 1: Miss come up with an excuse for being late to work.

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Speaker 1: For some people to get to work, seriously, run out

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Speaker 1: of excuses, you had to call in robbed exactly dead.

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Speaker 1: That would have been easier because she got arrested. She

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Speaker 1: basically made a fake report. I knew this one person

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Speaker 1: that got fired for calling in sick to work because

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Speaker 1: they they said that they couldn't go into work because

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Speaker 1: they were sick and blah blah blah blah blah blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah. Right, and then later that day they were

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Speaker 1: posting pictures of themselves at a casino, taking shots after

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Speaker 1: shot after shot after shot. No, I probably have done

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Speaker 1: something similar. It's just I work in this industry where

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Speaker 1: they reward it, they don't wire. This is the I

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Speaker 1: n N, the idiot news network where adios aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. Soon as Tomorrow's time for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting report from the I n N. Remember, you can

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Speaker 1: follow the show on social media. At the Jewels Show,

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm a Christian grads. Now the Jewil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone frame Heday mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: May I speak to Stephanie? Please? This is she. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Hello Stephanie. My name is Mike Parsons.

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Speaker 1: You teach my son Austin. Oh, good morning, mister Var

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Speaker 1: says yes, yes, Austin, Yes, such a lovely young man.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you. Well, you can help me by

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Speaker 1: explaining something to me. Because Austin shared with me something

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Speaker 1: that he learned in your class the other day that

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Speaker 1: was shocking. I'm confused. When did he even learn that

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Speaker 1: was shocking to you. I was confused as well. When

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Speaker 1: I asked him, I said, Austi because I call him

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Speaker 1: Austi sometimes. I said, Austi, what'd you learn in school today?

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Speaker 1: And he shared with me a few things. The one

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Speaker 1: thing that he shared with me that was disturbing that

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Speaker 1: he learned that the Earth is round? Um. Sorry, yes,

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Speaker 1: that is correct. Wrong, that is not. I'm sorry. You

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Speaker 1: are you You are an educator, ma'am? Exactly? Yes, apparently not.

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Speaker 1: Apparently you're not. Apparently you're not educated enough, okay, because

630
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Speaker 1: you're teaching young, impressionable children, and it's irresponsible for you

631
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: to go out there and make claims that the Earth

632
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: is round or whatever. The Earth is round. Facts have

633
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: proven that. There's a lot of scientific facts to that.

634
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: I don't get where you're getting that the Earth is flat.

635
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: There are more scientific facts to disprove that the Earth

636
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: is round. The Earth is flat. We have seen it

637
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: from space. We know what the Earth looks like from

638
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: outside of the Earth. Our opinions on whether the Earth

639
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: is round or flat is not what I want to

640
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: talk to you about, sir. It is not an opinion

641
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: on whether the Earth is round or flat. It is

642
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: a sat that it is round. I will not allow

643
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: you to teach my son that the earth is round.

644
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 1: We are a flat earth household. And I was beside

645
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: myself when he told me that. And now you're laughing

646
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: at me. Yes, I am, because do you. I really

647
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: wish I could record so you can hear how crazy

648
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: you failed. The earth is flat and we all know

649
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: it's flat, and you asked for it. Starting tomorrow, we

650
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: are going to protest. Oh really, who is going to protest?

651
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: Po Please tell me me? And the entire FEES is

652
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: going to be out there, e s. What is that

653
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: the Flat Earth Society that you, yes created? Because it's

654
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: a party of one, it's more than one. Okay, we

655
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: are a powerful group. Me, my friend Steve, and my

656
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: other friend Tommy are going to be out there letting

657
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: everybody know that you're teaching kids the earth is round.

658
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you are crazy. This is really ludicrous,

659
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: I sir, I don't have time again. Okay, I need

660
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: to go and teach children. All right, fine, teach. Go

661
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: ahead and continue teaching them and feel the wrath of

662
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: the FEES the fe s I am shaking in my boot. Okay,

663
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: you and your two buddies. Yes, please, all right waiting? Well,

664
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: then I'll also let you know this is a prank

665
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: phone call too. What do you think about that? I'm

666
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: sorry saying saving in is a what phone call? Prank

667
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: phone call? This is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show

668
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. See huh Stobe, you

669
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: ain't got me? Oh? Um, your friend Tina say you up?

670
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, pa, she said that you you get

671
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: a lot of weird phone calls from parents of your students.

672
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: This one takes the kid. Stop teaching these kids that

673
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: earned this round. Okay, I won't have it. The Jewel

674
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: Show on demand, The Jewel Show on Demand. It's time

675
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: War of the Roses only on The Jewel Show. Time

676
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 1: for War the Roses. To catch a cheater and Denny

677
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: is on the phone. She thinks that her boyfriend Alan

678
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: is cheating on her. And they've only been together for

679
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: three weeks, so that's already not a great sign. You

680
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: can stop and you think Alan is cheating because you

681
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: found a phone that's not his. Um, so I found

682
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: his phone and it's not like his regular phone that

683
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: he uses. It's obviously a burner phone. Oh he's got

684
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: a burner phone like a secret agent. You guys have

685
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: only been together for three weeks, and like, what if

686
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: he has it for something that you don't maybe he

687
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: hasn't told you about. Yeah, that's not like shady. I

688
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: don't know. He hasn't really said anything to me. And

689
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: I look through it, of course, and there's a whole

690
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: bunch of numbers I'm there that I have no idea

691
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 1: who they're from, because they're not chased on his concert.

692
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 1: There's like not a contact list, and so all of

693
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: the text messages we're talking about like a product that

694
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: was being sent over email. Okay, so you think he's

695
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: cheating or do you think maybe he's selling drugs or something?

696
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: I mean, he's got a burner phone. If people are

697
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: talking about product, I don't know. I mean that's what

698
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of, Like, are you a drug dealer? Or

699
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: are you cheating on me? I'm kind of leaning mortars

700
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: he's cheating on me. But either way, it's just I'm

701
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: kind of screed to find out what's going on. Like,

702
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, So you guys, like, you guys have

703
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: been exclusive for three weeks? How long did you guys

704
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: know each other before that? Well, we've been dating for

705
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: three weeks. It's a pretty new relationship, so we kind

706
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: of knew each other for maybe a few weeks. We

707
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 1: were back and forth and then yeah, and then exclusive

708
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: for three weeks. I know it's super fast. I get it, okay. Yeah,

709
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: And did you bring up the phone like to him,

710
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 1: did you tell them, hey, I found this phone. What's

711
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 1: it about? No? I just I like, this is such

712
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: a shock when I found my phone that I just

713
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: haven't really shout anything to him, and I would like

714
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: to finding out what it is. The messages that you

715
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: saw on this burner phone that you found from your

716
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: boyfriend of three weeks, were any of them flirty? Like

717
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: texts like that you would say to someone that you

718
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: think that you'd be cheating with or is it all

719
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: talking about product? Can you tell what the product is? Yeah?

720
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: I can't tell what the product is. And that's why

721
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: I thought maybe he feeling drugs because it's sucristy christy

722
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: like it's you can't really tell what it is. They're

723
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: not flirty, So then why why would you think cheating

724
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: if it's not flirty? Because there's also not obvious what

725
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: he's stunding and it's also the fact that he doesn't

726
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: really I don't know I cheating on me with people.

727
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: It's just random people because none of these people are

728
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: on his contact with right right, I don't know. I mean,

729
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: it is weird. I'm talking about a product. Maybe he

730
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: is the product. Yeah, maybe it's a code word said,

731
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a code word. You know if people do

732
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: all kinds of things like the go but what put

733
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 1: a different name on their phone when someone takes some

734
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: like you're pretty sure that something's going on, Well, you

735
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: know something's going on you don't know about. You're just

736
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: kind of thinking you might be cheating and he might

737
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: be the product pretty much. Yeah, all right, well we

738
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: will definitely call him and try to figure it out.

739
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,919
Speaker 1: Should we call him on the burner phone? That? Actually?

740
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 1: Did you get the number at all? Oh? Yeah? Did you? Yeah?

741
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: I do have the number. Do you guys want to

742
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: call him on that number? Yeah? I mean normally we

743
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: do the whole Flowers thing, right, I think we just

744
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: call that burner phone and see what happen. Yeah, I'll

745
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: try and see what happens, and if not, we can

746
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: call the other one. Yeah, I can ask about the

747
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: product exactly okay, all right, Well we'll call is he well,

748
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: is he around the burner phone? Do you know it's

749
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: not nug in your hand? Is it? Okay? All right? Cool,

750
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 1: all right, we'll give us a shot. You might answer,

751
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: you might not, but we'll do it. We'll play a song,

752
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: come back, and then see if we can figure out

753
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: what your new boyfriend is doing, if he's cheating or

754
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: doing something else. Next in your War The Roses to

755
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater. It's a jewel show in the middle

756
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: of War The Roses to Catch a Cheater, and Denny

757
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: is on the phone. She thinks that her boyfriend Alan

758
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: of three weeks is cheating on her, or well, he's

759
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 1: definitely doing something shady because she found a phone of

760
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: his that is like a burner phone, and she opened

761
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 1: it up and looked at messages on it, and none

762
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: of the contacts have a name assigned to them, and

763
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: a lot of them are talking about when they can

764
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: get their product or whatever. So she's wondering if her

765
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: new boyfriend is cheating on her because she just has

766
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: like a intuition that he's cheating, or she's wondering if

767
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: he's like a drug dealer, and she didn't know it

768
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: or something else. Yeah, and so we're gonna call. We

769
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: normally call from a grocery store and say that we

770
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: want to deliver flowers to one of our Rewards card

771
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: members and see if they give us the name of

772
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: some one others in their significant other. But instead, since

773
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: Danny has that phone number, we're just gonna call the

774
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: Burner phone see if we can get through to him

775
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: on that first and see what happens, and if not,

776
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: then we'll do the whole flowers thing. All right, Denny,

777
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: sounds great. I'm super nervous, but that's good. Thank you

778
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: for product we're gonna get. Yeah, all right, here we go.

779
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: I got the number and I'm gonna dial it right now. Hello. Hey,

780
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm calling about some product. Okay, who is this? Is this? Alan? Uh? Wait?

781
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: How did Usually? I don't give it out my name

782
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: and you're supposed to text me? Where did you get

783
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: this number from? Because I want some products? Okay? So

784
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: is this about the pictures? I know? I look, I

785
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 1: know I was supposed to text, but I just wanted

786
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: to talk. Um. That's usually not how this goes. If

787
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: you want to text me your information and um maybe um,

788
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: maybe I can help you out, but no, I don't.

789
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: I don't take phone calls. Do you have any of

790
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: the stuff though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, i'd be able to

791
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 1: help you, I think you But like I said, yeah,

792
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: next time, just text me. Um, okay, okay, I'll text you.

793
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: But um, like I really want I really really want something.

794
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah I know. Um, um yeah I can help

795
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: you right now actually, but um yeah, just please, uh

796
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: let's hang up and you can text me. You're hey, look,

797
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: I feel like I overstepped them a line. No, it's okay,

798
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay. Just please next time, just text me. Um,

799
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: I'll get you the pictures of the feet right away,

800
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: and um we'll be all good. Hey, sorry my phone

801
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: broke up. What was that last thing you said? I

802
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: missed it about the I said I can get you

803
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: the product, Yeah, but was just humble. Is that what

804
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: all you said? Is that what you said? I said,

805
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: I can get you the pictures of the feet, but

806
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: you got text me okay, okay, um, and they're whose feet?

807
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: Okay you usually you know, this is all discussed beforehand.

808
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, they're they're my feet. Okay, okay, last thing,

809
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 1: I promise, I know that shouldn't have been calling this

810
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 1: number and asking them, And I'll just text you so

811
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: I can get the pictures of your of your your

812
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: feet sounds like UM. I also want to let you

813
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 1: know that this I'm not calling them about that. This

814
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My

815
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: name's Jewel and mine's Alex. I'm minds Englishevan and I'm

816
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: Christian Grayce. Now, and your girlfriend Denny's on the phone

817
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 1: because she thought you might be cheating on her, because

818
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: she found this burner phone that we just called. And

819
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm confused. I saw pictures of your feet. What why

820
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: don't you pictures of your feet? Can you be more specific?

821
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on. I think we all

822
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: like to understand what's going on. Yeah, your girlfriend now

823
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: of three weeks, Denny found this phone that we just called.

824
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 1: She looked through it because it was weird to her,

825
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: and she saw people talking about product. She thought maybe

826
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: you were cheating on hers, so we called and tried

827
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: to see if we can figure it out. When did

828
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: you go through my stuff? Denny? I found your phone

829
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: on the shoe box under the bed, and I look

830
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: through it and it's just really weird and I you

831
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: need to explain to me what are you doing? You're

832
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: sending pictureself your feet? This is crazy. I'm really if

833
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 1: we could just talk about this maybe later, like I

834
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: can explain. I want to talk about it right now.

835
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: I want to talk about it right now. This is

836
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 1: really disturbing, Like you need to explain yourself. Why so

837
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: much secrecy? I can't take that. That's not good for us. Well,

838
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: I just wanted to do it so I could have

839
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: some extra money. Goodness, Yeah, I'm glad you're doing it. Well, no,

840
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 1: it's not just for money. It's because ever since we

841
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: started dating, like we're I, you know, I wanted to

842
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: take you out and we spend all the money eating

843
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: out and going on dates and stuff that, you know,

844
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 1: I just, you know, really wished I had extra money,

845
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: not just you know, for me, for the both of us.

846
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you wish want to make some more

847
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: cash to take your girlfriend out on dates? So where'd you?

848
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: Where are you selling? How are you marketing? How much

849
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 1: are yeah? You're selling them? Where you usually? I just

850
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: you know, I post like on a forum and leave

851
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: you know, the number on the burner phone and people

852
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: you know reach out to me and it's usually the

853
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 1: only way to get the number. So wow. And then

854
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 1: follow up to that was Alex's question, how much do

855
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: you charge for your feet picks? Um? About ten dollars

856
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: depending you're selling yourself short? Yeah what usually? I get

857
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: about forty bucks a day. You know that, you know

858
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: it adds, it adds up, So I, I mean, I

859
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: do have to say, you're very resourceful, but this is

860
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: really strange. Like to clarify, for your girlfriend now of

861
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: three weeks, you guys have just started dating. You're not

862
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: cheating on her though, no, of course, of course not.

863
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: You said, okay and okay, but you're selling pictures of

864
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: your feet to make some extra cash. She didn't know

865
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: about that. She just found out. Why should she still

866
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,439
Speaker 1: trust that you're honest with her about stuff? Because yeah,

867
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just thought this was something that

868
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: you know, well, I didn't. I thought she might be

869
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 1: mad or dumped me over it, or I just I

870
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: get how it's kind of weird. So I just you know,

871
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: I to me, I didn't see how it really affected

872
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: the relationship except for you know, getting some more money.

873
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 1: So I didn't think honestly, like, I can understand a

874
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: lot of people are ashamed of something that they do

875
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: that really isn't even that big of a deal. Okay,

876
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 1: if you're not doing anything illegal, you're not hurting anybody.

877
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 1: You just want to make some extra money selling some

878
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: pictures of your thoughts. That's fine. Like, honestly, that's what

879
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: you do. You should let your girlfriend know that straight up,

880
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: right out of the gate. A CPA during the day,

881
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: and I sell my feet on the weekend, and then

882
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about it. Yeah, I know.

883
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Denny. I hope you don't hate me,

884
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: and hopefully you're okay with it. I guess. So we can,

885
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: you know, enjoy the extra money and do the things

886
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: we want to do. I don't want secrets like that's

887
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: that will break up their relationship for sure. Honestly, I

888
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: think that's that's how we need to begin with. You know,

889
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: does that sound reasonable, Allen? Yeah, you know, so, I

890
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: appreciate you understanding, and you know, honestly, I think I'm

891
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: kind of glad that you found out, because now you know,

892
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: it was really hard to keep a secret, and you know,

893
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: I hate keeping things from you. So no, I no

894
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: more secrets. Okay, you want to go get a pedicure? Definitely?

895
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand, Jebils dirty little secret? You

896
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret you want to tell us? I do? Well?

897
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: Then cool? Now is the perfect time because that's what

898
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: we're hoping happens. So I met this guy a couple

899
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 1: of months ago, and I went to a party with

900
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: him and his entire family and his friends, and we

901
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: both got super drunk, a lot of dirties, the little

902
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: secrets that started with that lady to go ahead? Yeah um,

903
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: And so he asked if I wanted to hook up,

904
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: and we ended up hooking up on a golf cart,

905
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: his parents golf cart. Whoa yes, adventurous one. How was

906
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: that experience not very good? Oh? No? Why golf carts

907
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: are not the best? Oh it was the golf cart,

908
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: not the other. Okay, so you were actually still together.

909
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: You are still together, so it worked out for you? Yeah? Nice?

910
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: All right, that's cool. So why did you stay in

911
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: the golf cart then if it wasn't working out? I

912
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: mean because we were at a campground and not very

913
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: many places to go with family and friends. So on

914
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 1: top of a golf cart, well, like the seat portion

915
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 1: of it. Still they don't have doors, they're open exactly.

916
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: You might as well just done it right there at

917
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 1: the camp right in front of everybody. Yeah, on the

918
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 1: dinner table, even if there was a dinner table, like

919
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: on the picnic table. You're at a campsite. Matter, there's

920
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: no lighting flares off next to you. And his family

921
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,879
Speaker 1: and friends still don't know. And I was almost eight

922
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: months ago. Oh wow, a job of keeping it a

923
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 1: secret because you said you're still together, right, Yeah, well

924
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: so and the and his parents don't know that that

925
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: happened in their golf cart. No. Yeah, I've always thought

926
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 1: about that anytime, about a couch that was used. Oh,

927
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: that's why you don't buy use couches exactly. That's why

928
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: I buy him inside collection of the couches. I have

929
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: always thought about that though. On couches though, Like when

930
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: you're a kid, right when you're growing up and you're

931
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: in your parents house, you know your parents have probably

932
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: done stuff on that couch, your childhood couch that you

933
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: watch TV on all the time. Don't you know that

934
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: that was your parents' couch at one point and you

935
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: weren't there for it, and you know it was used

936
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: for them. I would say every time I've ever liked

937
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: sold furniture, like sold a bead and like somatdress, I'm

938
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 1: like half Then with them, I don't take a plank like, oh,

939
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,959
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirt a little secret.

940
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: Thank you, But I have a good one. Remember, if

941
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 1: you want to tell your dirty little secret to everybody

942
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: in the world, or whoever is listening to this show,

943
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: everybody in the universe, you can always hit up the show.

944
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: Go to the jewelshow dot com. You can email us,

945
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: or you can hit us up on social media. At

946
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, all of us individually. I'm a jewel Fresh,

947
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm at that dream on the radio, and I'm at

948
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: Christian Guys now, And you can text us four one

949
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: oh six one. You can also call us at eight

950
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 1: three four three one say. There's lots of ways that

951
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: you can share your dirty little secret if you want to.

952
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 1: Producer Bennett jumping in. But don't be scarred, you know,

953
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: don't say you have a dirty little secret. And when

954
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: it comes time to spill the tea, you didn't say that.

955
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: I just got off the phone. Well kind of. They

956
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: texted us said they had a dirty little secrets. I'm like, okay,

957
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: let me call them up. Get them on the line.

958
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,879
Speaker 1: Right they pick up the phone, I'm like, hey, it's

959
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: produced to bending from the Jewel Show. I hear you

960
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, and it just goes click.

961
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that somebody texted in that they had a

962
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: dirty little secret when they were probably around the person

963
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: about keeping a secret from and they were like, oh

964
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,919
Speaker 1: snam I have to hang out. I actually thought they'd

965
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 1: just be too scared. But yeah, maybe that the time

966
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: finally came. But she was like, I can't do it.

967
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 1: They're in the car, She's like in the car with

968
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: her boyfriend or something, and you call and she's just

969
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 1: like who was that? Yeah, exactly, don't worry about it.

970
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: It was a telemarketer sounding like I said you had

971
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: you had a secret? You want to set nothing. Don't

972
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 1: ask me about what I have no secret? What's your

973
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 1: Do you ask secrets? Why are you accusing your own

974
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,919
Speaker 1: in a secret? You have secrets? What I keep getting

975
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: costing this random numb I don't know? Don't we'll have

976
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 1: secret if you text it in? Tell them want to

977
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 1: tell us in your little secret? And our producer Ben

978
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: It called you to get you on the air and

979
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: you hung up. We'd love to hear why you did that?

980
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: Hit us up? That n't like that? Then jewels show

981
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: on demand. Then Jewels Show on demand. Say, Samantha, how's

982
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: it going? Not bad? All right, let's do it. Probably

983
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: probably beat the Brits. You made that little jingle thing.

984
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: Whatever you do to agree with it? On the phone

985
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: to play right now? Is I forgot your name? I

986
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: didn't forget your name, Samantha. You think you can be

987
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: down today? You said her line was the best line

988
00:52:55,239 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: where find out having a hard time my hair? Sones

989
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 1: are I got one headphone working. I only have one

990
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: headphone working, and I hear your phone line is terrible

991
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: except I can barely hear your phone hot mess express. Yeah,

992
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: can you try speakerphone? Actually, try not speaker phone, Yes,

993
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: try not speaker phone. Whatever you're doing right now? How

994
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: about this one? Is this one any better? That's better? Yeah? Okay,

995
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: all right. We're gonna send English having out of the

996
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: studio and the game is played like this. You have

997
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you

998
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: don't know one, just say pass and English haven't has

999
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right? Was

1000
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,720
Speaker 1: that a Yes, my headphones are not working, she said, Okay,

1001
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: I try, it's like all the way up. I don't know.

1002
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,720
Speaker 1: Maybe my ears have stopped working. I'm not sure. Oh wow, possible.

1003
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: All right, Well, for today, the theme is famous Hollywood Moms. Okay,

1004
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: where's the musically? Here we go, Famous Hollywood Moms. All right, Samantha,

1005
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: Famous Hollywood Moms. Your time starts now. Name the mom

1006
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,919
Speaker 1: who has twins named Moroccan and Monroe with someone who's

1007
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: had five kids since pass which mom has three kids

1008
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 1: named Rumy, Sir and Blue Ivy. Oh um, isn't um?

1009
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 1: That's Kim Kardashians. No, I don't know. Named the mom

1010
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: whose daughter is Kate Hudson. Oh class love. Mom is

1011
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: also going to someone who just slapped Chris rock at Oscars.

1012
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's all right, all right? Is headed back into

1013
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: the studio. This is the point in the game where

1014
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: we ask Skatessen something interesting about themselves so that the

1015
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: audience will get invested in their story and root for them. So,

1016
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 1: what's something interesting that you would like the world to

1017
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: know about you, Samantha. I loved roller skate and I'm

1018
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 1: obviously not in two celebrity moms just gave away the

1019
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: same for English. Even so, you're bad he giggling right now,

1020
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,919
Speaker 1: here we go, and that's cool that you roll escape.

1021
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 1: By the way, I want to see a view. All right,

1022
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: so the theme obviously English. Evan is famous Hollywood moms. Yes,

1023
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: all right, Rich even your time. Sorry, I'm just tracking

1024
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:20,359
Speaker 1: by my headphones. I can't hear. Okay, starts now. Name

1025
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: the mom who has twins name Roccan and Monroe. With

1026
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:28,839
Speaker 1: someone who's had five kids since future White name them? Okay,

1027
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: which mom has three kids named Rumy, Sir and Blue

1028
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 1: Ivy Blue. Name the mom whose daughter is Kate Hudson

1029
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: Jennifer Hudson. This is also a wife to someone who

1030
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: just slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars. Definitely not say

1031
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: that again. This a love mom is also a wife

1032
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: to someone who just slapped. This a love mom has

1033
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: six kids, and her youngest became the youngest self proclaimed

1034
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: billionaire Trump's mom. Wow for the love you guys of you.

1035
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: I thought you d decent. I literally told Evan, I

1036
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: was like, this one actually shouldn't be too hard today everyone,

1037
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 1: I literally knew every answer. I'm very Christian knowledgeable with

1038
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 1: celebrity moms. Let's send it over to the scoreboard and

1039
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our executive

1040
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: producer Brad being bar Ye Nolan. Alright, Samantha, you got

1041
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 1: one correct. Nice, good job, you got to correct. Sorry, Samantha,

1042
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: you didn't beat the brit But I don't think anybody

1043
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: really want today. All right, Name the mom who has

1044
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: twins name Rock and Monroe with someone who's had five

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Speaker 1: kids since sam Mariah Kerry. Which mom has three kids

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Speaker 1: named Rumy Sir and Blue Ivy Beyonce. Named the mom

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Speaker 1: whose daughters Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn. Mom Hudson is

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Speaker 1: also a wife to someone who just slapped Chris of

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Speaker 1: the Oscars, Jada Pinga Smith. Yeah, this salam mom has

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Speaker 1: six kids and her youngest became the youngest self proclaimed billionaire.

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Speaker 1: You still don't know, Chris Jedner. Thank you. Now, you

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Speaker 1: didn't beat the brit But it's okay. I'm still going

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Speaker 1: to send you some squaggers so hey like so I

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Speaker 1: can get a trump out. Well, thank you, ye, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Have a good day. Remember we played beat the brit

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Speaker 1: every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time, so tune

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Speaker 1: in next time when we beat the brit The Jebel

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