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Speaker 1: another twenties. I'm moving. Hello. Hi, is this Jessica. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is Hey Jessica. This is Mike. I think you

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Speaker 1: spoke with my wife Jenny yesterday. You're going to babysit

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Speaker 1: for us this weekend. Yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to beeating Trevor. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: call and give you a little heads up about something

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Speaker 1: before you come over to babysit. Sure. Great, Um, I

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Speaker 1: think you might need to know a little something about

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Speaker 1: my son, Trevor. Okay, Um, he's not the most easy

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Speaker 1: kid to babysit. He's quite a character. Okay, yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: I've dealt with I've dealt with a variety of children before.

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Speaker 1: It shouldn't be a problem. Yeah, Well, Trevor's really I mean,

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Speaker 1: he's kind of different than a lot of kids that

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Speaker 1: you've probably dealt with. Okay, Um, what do you what

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Speaker 1: do you mean by that? He's a lot to handle.

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Speaker 1: We've had I'd say a half dozen sitters quit midway

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Speaker 1: through watching him, And if you wouldn't mind just call

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Speaker 1: the police on the way out. That would say, what's

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Speaker 1: an early trip home? What do you mean call the police?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. Well, probably shouldn't be telling you this,

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Speaker 1: but Trevor has been trying to kill things lately, so

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Speaker 1: oh my god, Yeah, you can just call the police

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Speaker 1: on your way out. They should handle it until we

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Speaker 1: get home, like bugs or no. He's tried to kill

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Speaker 1: the dog, the cat, the goldfish, the neighbors. Basically, he's

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Speaker 1: just kind of into killing right now. Funny kid like

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Speaker 1: with what oh, all sorts of stuff. He's kind of

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Speaker 1: a mad, little genius type of guy. He'll set up

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Speaker 1: traps everywhere. For example, don't go into the garage after

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Speaker 1: we leave. He does this thing where you go into

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Speaker 1: the garage and he tries to push you down the stairs.

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Speaker 1: He has a noose hanging there. You know, it's just Trevor.

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Speaker 1: It's just our little Trevor. Why are you laughing about this?

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Speaker 1: It's just him, you know. It's this funny way. As

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Speaker 1: Seaney likes you, you'd laugh too. If you were living

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Speaker 1: with a seven year old who tries to kill you

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Speaker 1: every day, you get used to it. It's just kind

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Speaker 1: of what he's into right now that sounds really unsafe

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Speaker 1: and kind of, you know, uncomfortable. Maybe I'm making it

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Speaker 1: sound worse than it is. Well, if you've had sitters

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Speaker 1: leave hauling the police halfway through watching him, it sounds

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Speaker 1: pretty serious. Oh yeah, they've I mean, well that's because

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Speaker 1: I didn't warn them beforehand. I mean, had they known this,

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Speaker 1: they might not have sprinted out the door crying. You know.

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Speaker 1: So just make sure to get here around six and

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Speaker 1: bring a good book with you because you definitely don't

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Speaker 1: want to fall asleep after you put him to bed.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm really sorry, but I'm I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of uncomfortable with this thought of watching Truvor

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Speaker 1: now knowing this. Oh why why is that? I've never

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Speaker 1: I've never had a child try to kill me before. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's because you haven't met Trevor. He's not dangerous, He's

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Speaker 1: just eccentric. He's seven years old. You know, when you're

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Speaker 1: seven years old, sometimes you get an idea in your head,

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Speaker 1: like I want to murder everything, and then you then

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Speaker 1: you just try to do it. But he's seven, he's

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Speaker 1: not really a threat. I just I don't. I feel

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Speaker 1: really uncomfortable and feel prepared. You're funny. Hey, We'll see

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Speaker 1: you tomorrow, and remember to keep him out of the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: There's all the knives in there. We locked up the drawers,

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Speaker 1: but you know he's been into picking locks lately, so

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Speaker 1: he could get in there. I need to tell you

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm sorry. I just I'm gonna have to say,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to say no to this, but we're

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Speaker 1: we planned a trip out of town this weekend and

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Speaker 1: we need you here. I know. I'm so sorry. Maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe there's a family member or someone who else who

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Speaker 1: can step it to the plate, because I just I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm just uncomfortable. Man, Trevor is going to be

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Speaker 1: really mad when he hears this. Yeah, okay, well I'll

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Speaker 1: let you know this. He's pretty tech savvy and could

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Speaker 1: probably find you online. What do you Yeah, I've had

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Speaker 1: to deal with this before too, So when I tell

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Speaker 1: him that you're not coming over just from here on out,

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Speaker 1: if you hear any strange noises in your house at night,

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Speaker 1: call me right away and I will pick him up.

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Speaker 1: What are you? What are you talking about I'm just

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Speaker 1: noises in my house. How are you gonna fight me? Well,

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Speaker 1: like I said, he's tech savvy, I don't know how

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Speaker 1: he does it these seven year olds today, those iPads

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Speaker 1: and their Internet and everything else. I mean it's happened

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Speaker 1: three times. I've had to come pick him up from

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Speaker 1: another babysitter's house. So if he shows up, just alert

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Speaker 1: me and I'll come pick him up again. Sure, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do right now. I'm really

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Speaker 1: freaking out. What you might want to do is invest

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Speaker 1: in a home security system. I'm just kidding. It'll be fine. No,

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Speaker 1: you said your son as a cyber stalker. Are you

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Speaker 1: going to come to my house? He didn't say he

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Speaker 1: was a cyber stalker. I said he knows how to

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Speaker 1: find people online, and he's really into killing at this

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Speaker 1: point in his life. And I mean that's all I said.

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Speaker 1: It's just a kid, he's seven. That is not endorable.

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Speaker 1: And you're laughing about it. But it sounds like you're

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Speaker 1: actually raising a psychopath. Oh okay, then I should tell

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Speaker 1: you this is a prank phone call and maybe that

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Speaker 1: would help clear things up. What this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your sister Maddie set you up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, are you freaking serious? Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: She said you were a babysitting this weekend and wanted

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Speaker 1: me to freak you out. Have you succeeded? That is terrifying.

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Speaker 1: Now you're going to be scared of this kid no

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Speaker 1: matter what. Huh. Oh my gosh, they said, this kid,

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Speaker 1: I guess, I don't know. You're supposed to baby sit

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Speaker 1: this weekend, right. But he's not a psychopath. He's just

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Speaker 1: a regular ten year old. I think all seven year

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Speaker 1: olds are psychopaths. So it could be oh wow every

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Speaker 1: morning with