Speaker 1: Hello, folks. I'm I'm not going to be in a
Speaker 1: good mood today. I'm want to get that off my
Speaker 1: chest immediately, and I'm I'm warning you all. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: having a hard time run. Those are the notes the Carolina.
Speaker 1: The worst thing that could ever happen to a person
Speaker 1: has happened to me. And I'm not being dramatic, okay,
Speaker 1: And I'm saying that in advance for any listeners who
Speaker 1: think oh Ron so dramatic. A man who who looks
Speaker 1: like that probably just drinks scotch and sits poolside with
Speaker 1: Tatum O'Neill. No, I'm a real man, folks, with a
Speaker 1: real blood red heart that can crack at the slightest touch.
Speaker 1: And last night I spilled hot tea on myself and no,
Speaker 1: that's not it. It gets worse, you see. So I
Speaker 1: spilled the tea and then I sat down to watch
Speaker 1: the cinematic Treasure Hunt. I go on every night the
Speaker 1: Antique road Show, but Baxter had taped over it. Rule
Speaker 1: number one, don't leave my dog Baxter the remote. He
Speaker 1: likes late night HBO, and he's he's not scared to
Speaker 1: record it. He's completely stopped even considering that I'll see
Speaker 1: it that I'm not done. This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You're ready to call me dramatic. It's on the tip
Speaker 1: of your tongue. No, I was going to say, what
Speaker 1: a worth of night you've spilled tea and your dogdorn. Okay,
Speaker 1: that that's not even the half of its. Sister, Listen,
Speaker 1: remember when I told you that great date I went on.
Speaker 1: It was about two days ago. It was with an
Speaker 1: old flame. Come on, thank Carolina, I know, of course.
Speaker 1: I remember you just said you had drinks with Diana
Speaker 1: Ross and that it was none of my business. Exactly
Speaker 1: two nights ago, I had drinks with Diana Ross, my
Speaker 1: princess Die at the Sportsman's Lodge. We sang some tunes,
Speaker 1: we reminisced on nights at the cabana. I tried to
Speaker 1: hold her hand and she said, please don't touch me,
Speaker 1: and I said, all right, things were going well, and
Speaker 1: then I left my number on a napkin. I kissed
Speaker 1: the napkin and handed it to her and shagged home.
Speaker 1: Now what do you think of that napkin move? Pretty breezy?
Speaker 1: Don't you think it's actually something women usually do? They
Speaker 1: usually write their number on a napkin and then kiss
Speaker 1: it if they're wearing lipstick to leave a mark. So anyway,
Speaker 1: after I left, I waited for her call right one
Speaker 1: Mississippi to Mississippi, and then I tried her on her
Speaker 1: house phone and I left her some voicemails. I left
Speaker 1: her three voicemails for each hour that we were apart
Speaker 1: for good luck. Oh god, some of them. I didn't
Speaker 1: funny voices to remind her that I'm not crazy, I'm funny.
Speaker 1: But last night it had been forty eight hours, so
Speaker 1: I tried reporting her as a missing person. But but
Speaker 1: you can't do that, that turns out. But I was concerned.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just hadn't heard from her. So I
Speaker 1: called her a few more times, and then she finally
Speaker 1: picked up the heart breaking words she said to me
Speaker 1: so cruelly. What did she say? Oh it was awful.
Speaker 1: She was so mean, and I think her exact words
Speaker 1: were wrong. Number. This is the Henderson's residence. Please stop calling.
Speaker 1: You sound like a lunatic, which brings me to the
Speaker 1: theme of today's episode. Women. I can't live with them
Speaker 1: because they won't let you. I want to investigate what
Speaker 1: are they thinking when you call them thirty times in
Speaker 1: a row. Why don't they pick up? Okay, I actually
Speaker 1: really excited about this one. UM. So we're going to
Speaker 1: discuss the psychology behind heteronormative relationship ups, the women's new
Speaker 1: role as a powerholder in sexual advance. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. We're going to rank them. This episode
Speaker 1: is on the top ten greatest women, and uh, it'll
Speaker 1: add some competition to this whole thing, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna pit them against each other. And don't make
Speaker 1: this a feminist thing just because you're not on the list.
Speaker 1: That's not why it's a feminist thing. Actually. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna go to a commercial break right now, and when
Speaker 1: we come back, we're gonna have a special guest who's
Speaker 1: going to join us to help rank the top ten
Speaker 1: women of all time on our show. Today we have
Speaker 1: Mr Rue Paul, dear dear friend of mine from the
Speaker 1: club scene in the nineties and the host of RuPaul's
Speaker 1: Drag Race, a show I've never been asked to be
Speaker 1: on UM, but Ruth, thank you for joining us here
Speaker 1: with Carolina and I and boy, we had some good
Speaker 1: times back in the night. Yes we did. Actually, do
Speaker 1: you remember that one club called the Dragonflies Nest. You know,
Speaker 1: I've been to so many clubs from I don't remember
Speaker 1: the names of them. But if you saw me away,
Speaker 1: so nice to me, and I really appreciate it, and
Speaker 1: thank you for being here. And we're Uh. Today's show
Speaker 1: is on women, the top ten women, My my list,
Speaker 1: my list. Um, but I wanted to ask you some questions.
Speaker 1: You're you're an icon in your own right, um, and
Speaker 1: you play with gender on your show. There's no question.
Speaker 1: My question is can I play with gender or will
Speaker 1: the the Channel four news team make fun of me
Speaker 1: behind my back? I'm sure they will make fun of you,
Speaker 1: But I think you'll have a more fun playing with gender.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's so important to to flip your
Speaker 1: nose up at all the rules that society tries to
Speaker 1: put on you. Well, you know what. That's good to know,
Speaker 1: And if I decide to have a little fun in
Speaker 1: that regard, then I'll know if they if they start
Speaker 1: messing with me, I'll mess right back. No, I'm sure
Speaker 1: they will mess with you. Most people feel uncomfortable with
Speaker 1: with gender issues, and their their response is usually to
Speaker 1: laugh or to lash out. To lash out and to
Speaker 1: just have. But the point is to not take any
Speaker 1: of it too seriousness. That's the whole point. Don't take
Speaker 1: any of it too seriously. Like Carolina, you don't take
Speaker 1: anything too seriously. Um. I take a lot of things seriously,
Speaker 1: like with the way you dress up and the way
Speaker 1: you look. Yeah, because I because sometimes you walk into
Speaker 1: the studio and I'm like, really you're going to wear
Speaker 1: that today? Just my card again and dress I wore today.
Speaker 1: It's just somebody to think about. Yeah, Okay, let me
Speaker 1: ask you this, what is your idea of beauty? Um?
Speaker 1: For me personally, mine is a model with dementia that
Speaker 1: match my favorite fruits. What are your favorite fruits? Uh?
Speaker 1: I love I love pineapples, yes, and I love cassaba melons.
Speaker 1: I don't know what those are, but it sounds delicious
Speaker 1: and I love Um, I love the delicate Kiwi fruit. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love bananas. Bananas yea. And with all that potassium,
Speaker 1: what's not to love? What's not to love about a banana?
Speaker 1: But do you ever get leg cramps? Because if you do,
Speaker 1: I have a banana? Yeah, you know, Actually I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't get You're probably getting plenty of potassium. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know what my idea of beauty has to do with.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll know when I see it. I don't
Speaker 1: have a set judgment of what it's going to be
Speaker 1: before I see it. If I see it and I
Speaker 1: think it's beautiful, there it is done, done, you know,
Speaker 1: preconceived notions. And I try to do that generally speaking,
Speaker 1: wrong with everything. I try to keep my mind open
Speaker 1: and not sort of lock into an idea. I need
Speaker 1: to learn from that because I just get very close
Speaker 1: minded at times. No, we all do. It's yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a slippery slope. It's a slippery slope. It
Speaker 1: takes practice, though, and I have to remind myself of
Speaker 1: that every single day. That's good to know. So you're
Speaker 1: not you don't feel you're fully evolved in that capacity. No,
Speaker 1: just for today, I'm just trying to get through today. Amen. Amen,
Speaker 1: that's it. Um. Let me ask you this. You used
Speaker 1: to enjoy a party, right, Oh, what's the best party
Speaker 1: you've ever been to? Okay, Um, the last party I
Speaker 1: was at the most fun? I DJ at a party
Speaker 1: in a Bitha about maybe it was two and a
Speaker 1: half months ago. A Bitha is in It is outside
Speaker 1: of Chatsworth. Where is Abitha. It's in Spain. It's in Spain. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: it's insane. And I they set up a DJ book
Speaker 1: on age for me to play these these records, this
Speaker 1: recorded music, and on the stage there was lots of
Speaker 1: space for me to dance. So I put a record
Speaker 1: on and go out on this and then you prove
Speaker 1: your body. I'd moved my body. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 1: so much fun. Now I'm curious how many people How
Speaker 1: big is this party? Well, this party was on a
Speaker 1: on a cruise ship. I don't know how many people
Speaker 1: were there, but it was on the top deck of
Speaker 1: a cruise ship docked in Babitha. And uh, they flew
Speaker 1: me in there to do it. I and I finished
Speaker 1: that part. I was soaking wet right from hedge of
Speaker 1: toat soaking wet because I danced so much. That It's
Speaker 1: a great way to to shed the pounds. It's a
Speaker 1: great way to shed the pounds. It's a great way
Speaker 1: to shed a lot of stuff. That's what I do.
Speaker 1: A zoomba classy and uh, well I've done it once. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that that counts. I wasn't very good at it.
Speaker 1: I was kicked out. In fact, why, I just I'm
Speaker 1: not coordinated in that way. Yeah, but you don't have
Speaker 1: to be coordinated. You just have to have fun. You
Speaker 1: just have to work your body. What sort of music
Speaker 1: did you play? I played? That's a great question. I
Speaker 1: played all thriller, no Filla, whoa hits the lore one
Speaker 1: hit after another, Yes, from that after hit hit after
Speaker 1: hit hit, from the fifties to today. You just kept
Speaker 1: it moving. I kept it moving. I'm about time for
Speaker 1: no Filla? I hear you was, and that's why I
Speaker 1: was soaking with it. I played everything. How long did
Speaker 1: you go? I was up there for about three hours?
Speaker 1: What yeh? Three hours? How long was your zimba class?
Speaker 1: I think it was thirty minutes, okay, with a break
Speaker 1: at I took my own break, So I did have fun. No,
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed. They all laughed at me, and they
Speaker 1: were like, you're a terrible zoomba person. Yes, talk about judgment. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they were not nice to you. Real. What's your song? If?
Speaker 1: Do you ever get? Do you ever like a backup
Speaker 1: song that always brings the crowd to the dance for
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah back in Love Again by lt D?
Speaker 1: Do you know that song back in Love Again. You're
Speaker 1: too young for that one. It's from nineteen seventies six
Speaker 1: back in Love. What's the chorus? Um? The course of
Speaker 1: the hook is actually this probably back in Love again? Yes,
Speaker 1: I think um, back in Love again? You know the
Speaker 1: hook is actually it's a guitar hook is the real
Speaker 1: hook of the song. But it's sung by Jeffrey Osborne
Speaker 1: in the group lt D. Did you play eight? No Stop? Now?
Speaker 1: You know that's one of my favorites. I did not play.
Speaker 1: It is on my list of think about it next time.
Speaker 1: I will, I will, you know I do play. Some
Speaker 1: of the contemporary songs I play are Britney Spears, I
Speaker 1: want to Go, you know, I want to go Brittney always.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's so many. In fact, I have a
Speaker 1: lot of the songs with me right now, but we're
Speaker 1: not going to play. I don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 1: But exactly, I love music. It's always been my go
Speaker 1: to place for sanctions. Well, you know, I played jazz
Speaker 1: flute and it music speaks to all of us, Yes,
Speaker 1: it does. Bob what was the guy for who did
Speaker 1: Bob Dylan? Well, there's Bob Dylan, but the guy who
Speaker 1: did the theme to the Bob Show. Taxi Tech Taxi.
Speaker 1: Uh do do do do do do? Is that a
Speaker 1: jazz food? It's very melancholy. Yeah, it must be, if
Speaker 1: a jazz version of a flute. Yes, yes, I would think.
Speaker 1: Was what was his name? Bob? So I don't know,
Speaker 1: Oh God, the brain is. It's just an interesting All
Speaker 1: I know is the music for the Peanuts cartoon that
Speaker 1: was done by Vince Lombardi. Was it? I believe? So okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll figure it out here. Yeah, rude, let me
Speaker 1: ask you this are their makeup tips and secrets that
Speaker 1: you wish everyone at home could know, regardless of gender. Actually,
Speaker 1: there aren't, because I just I'm not afraid to admit it.
Speaker 1: I wear makeup in my day to day. I just
Speaker 1: put on a little pancake and a light eyeliner. Where
Speaker 1: you're on camera, I'm on camera. But even when those
Speaker 1: days when I'm not, Yeah, because nowadays lighting is hard
Speaker 1: with this old thing. Yes, you never know when you're
Speaker 1: get photographs. That's rights for those listeners. I brought my
Speaker 1: cellular devices. Yes, you know, you're absolutely right, And even
Speaker 1: on just in rooms, sometimes you're being recorded, you don't
Speaker 1: even know it. You know, there are the c C
Speaker 1: close caption clothes, Big Brother, Big brothers watching. He's watching,
Speaker 1: and we've brought it all upon ourselves. That's right, we've
Speaker 1: done that. We've done that. Carolina loves Big Brother. I
Speaker 1: like the idea that people are watching me just make
Speaker 1: breakfast and watch this is us and try to put
Speaker 1: a pillowcase on a pillow. Well, that's a generational thing.
Speaker 1: I think people grow up after the Cold War are
Speaker 1: afraid of Big Brother. I think younger people like being
Speaker 1: watched by someone because it feels they feel safe for something.
Speaker 1: It's a very weird phenomenon of people liking everything they
Speaker 1: do needs to be recorded to prove their existence. You're
Speaker 1: absolutely right, that's it. I don't necessarily like the phenomenon. However,
Speaker 1: I do have a friend of mine who's a sketch
Speaker 1: artist in courtrooms, and he follows me around and just
Speaker 1: sketches my day to day. That's very will be me
Speaker 1: at the dry cleaner, yea, yeah, and so I have these.
Speaker 1: I have hundreds of charcoal drawings. I'd love to see
Speaker 1: it in my house. I should do an exhibition. In fact,
Speaker 1: that that's a great idea. Day in the life of
Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy. That's a great or like with the young kids.
Speaker 1: You could put it online. You can do an exhibition,
Speaker 1: an Instagram exhibition of the sketches of Ron Burgundy. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't know how to do that. Ron's has been handing
Speaker 1: them out to people in the street just to tread it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to raise my profile. So makeup tips, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't have any makeup tips. They're they're out there. This
Speaker 1: is the thing about people, you know, the secrets of
Speaker 1: the universe exists, wrong, but most people aren't interested in them,
Speaker 1: and so why bother, you know, unless if you want it,
Speaker 1: it's there for you. If you don't, you don't leave
Speaker 1: me alone, exactly. Okay, well fair enough, Okay. So I've
Speaker 1: got this list of the top ten women. It was
Speaker 1: and it was a hard list, you know, to go through.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you think about all the women on
Speaker 1: the planet. Uh so. But I spent a lot of time.
Speaker 1: I worked on it for about half an hour last night,
Speaker 1: and I feel like I got a pretty good list.
Speaker 1: And I'm just going to read them out and we'll
Speaker 1: just all have a group discussion. Right. So, number ten,
Speaker 1: Top ten women of all time? Number ten is Danielle
Speaker 1: Ginsburg and she was the home coming queen my senior
Speaker 1: year of high Sto what high school was it? I
Speaker 1: went to Daniel Boone High School in uh Santiago, Daniel Boone.
Speaker 1: It was right next to Sacca Jewea High School. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, I know people from Saca Jewie. You know.
Speaker 1: I went to Patrick Henry, Patrick Henry of course in
Speaker 1: mirror A Mason. Yes, yes, isn't mirror Mason. No, you know,
Speaker 1: It's been a long time roun for me. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure exactly. So anyway, daniel Ginsburg love her. She loved her, right,
Speaker 1: I'm not familiar, but well, okay, number nine, why is
Speaker 1: she on your list? Though? What what is it about Daniell?
Speaker 1: She just would walk into a room and she just
Speaker 1: had real star appeal. Whatever happened to Danielle? She um?
Speaker 1: I think she moved to the Midwest and uh wow,
Speaker 1: And that's the last I ever heard from her. From
Speaker 1: sunny southern California to Topeka, Kansas. Yes, that's an interesting choice.
Speaker 1: I'm impressed she made the list. But she's you. If
Speaker 1: she walked in through this door, you guys would go,
Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah, who would play Danielle in the
Speaker 1: TV movie Let's Be a Lifetime? Who would play Ana Kendric? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: a little visual for for the listeners there, Yeah, very
Speaker 1: much in Anna Kendrick kind of vibe to her. Um
Speaker 1: So my number nine is Lassie. I'll be I'll be
Speaker 1: the first to it. My dog Baxter made me put
Speaker 1: her on this list. He's got a crush. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: But you know, there have been many Lassies throughout the years,
Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, I guess it's not played by one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is there a specific era of Lassie that appeals to you? Gosh,
Speaker 1: because there's the you know, there's the TV show right
Speaker 1: right right now putting me on the spot here, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to say the classic, the TV show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would just have to say, I mean the original. Yeah,
Speaker 1: crime solving. Was she a crime sOliver? She was a
Speaker 1: crime solver, but vigilante. Wasn't a vigilante. She was a
Speaker 1: helper though. She's just an incredibly smart, very smart dog,
Speaker 1: a lot of street smarts. Yeah, and and but I
Speaker 1: think she solved a lot of I mean, it makes
Speaker 1: sense because Baxter's other two loves are Angela Lansbury and
Speaker 1: Mariska Hardigae. Oh my god, Baxter and I have so
Speaker 1: much in common. Love. Angela Landsberry's magical. She's completely magical.
Speaker 1: Baxter sounds like a magical dog. There and talk about
Speaker 1: a career. Landsbury, she's been doing it from the get go.
Speaker 1: She arrived here in Hollywood she was seventeen years old.
Speaker 1: Has never stopped working, never, never stopped working. You know.
Speaker 1: I I watch I have the whole series of Murder.
Speaker 1: She sat down and she wrote on DVD, and I
Speaker 1: play it every night before I go to bed, just
Speaker 1: as background. Kind of. I love watching Angela Landsberry do
Speaker 1: her scenes. I love the scenes where she doesn't have
Speaker 1: any dialogue. What she's doing in the scene which has
Speaker 1: no dialogue, She's just there and she's reacting, and you're
Speaker 1: watching her steals every scene even without dialogue. Okay. Number
Speaker 1: eight on the list Carolina. Carolina's sister Nora. Oh, she's
Speaker 1: a polite, lovely woman. She's really smart. I mean, if
Speaker 1: I if I could have her produce this broadcast, I
Speaker 1: would in a heartbeat, but she's unavailable. I feel like
Speaker 1: it could have been just as easy to put me
Speaker 1: on the list. So Nora Barlow. Nora Barlow comes it
Speaker 1: at number eight. She looks like she could be in
Speaker 1: some sort of Victorian, some sort of merchant Ivory movie. Right, yes,
Speaker 1: very Jane, Hyeah. Number seven Diana Ross. Oh boy, Diana,
Speaker 1: this one's for you. Please call me back. I love you.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, now you're talking Diana Ross. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: what a star? What I mean? I mean we I
Speaker 1: just explained this earlier before you came in. We were
Speaker 1: on a date two days ago and I can't get
Speaker 1: ahold of her, but um yeah, she was just how
Speaker 1: did you land a date with Diana Ross? Well? I
Speaker 1: ran into her backstage at an event um for for
Speaker 1: dogs that help blind people see seeing I don't, and
Speaker 1: she was being honored and uh I was there to
Speaker 1: give her the award and we just started talking and
Speaker 1: next thing, you know, he said, hey, yeah, you do
Speaker 1: anything tomorrow night. Yeah she's single, and and she said,
Speaker 1: yes I am, but I'll be at the Sportsman's Lodge.
Speaker 1: I just happened to show up, so yes, but now
Speaker 1: I know the sportsman Lodging. What a talent, what a beauty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't make them like that. They really don't know,
Speaker 1: you know. Has had eighteen number one hits. Twelve of
Speaker 1: those were with another group, but it was her voice
Speaker 1: as the lead singer of the Supreme, the Supremes, and
Speaker 1: then six number ones on her own, not to be
Speaker 1: confused with Taco Bill's Taco Supreme right Now, which is
Speaker 1: a delicious little Oh my goodness, Yes, put on some motown,
Speaker 1: have a Taco Supreme, have a pepsi and game over,
Speaker 1: Game over. I'm a big Diana Ross fan. You know,
Speaker 1: I grew up listening to Diana Ross and just a
Speaker 1: huge talent. And you know who else owes a lot
Speaker 1: of critic to Diana Ross. World famous painter Bob Ross. Yes,
Speaker 1: Bob Ross, Yes, yes, Bob Ross. Bob Ross may rest
Speaker 1: in peace. Always used to say, I get a lot
Speaker 1: of my inspiration and my talent from Diana Ross. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: Bob is a great talent. The Row Ross dynasty is
Speaker 1: as strong as it as any dynasty will ever. Yes
Speaker 1: number six. Dolores Querta. She's an American labor leader and
Speaker 1: civil rights activists who, with Caesar Chavez, is a co
Speaker 1: founder of the National farm Workers Association, which later became
Speaker 1: the United farm Workers. Puerta has received numerous awards for
Speaker 1: her community service and advocacy for workers, immigrants, and women's rights,
Speaker 1: including the Eugene V. Dubs Foundation Outstanding American Award, the
Speaker 1: United States Presidential Eleanor Roosevelt Award for Human Rights, and
Speaker 1: the Presidential Medal of Freedom. She was the first Latina
Speaker 1: inducted into the National Women's Hall of Fame in n
Speaker 1: fun fact, Huerta is the originator of the phrase see wow,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you know all about her? Wrong? Can
Speaker 1: we talk? Actually? Number five sheryalties, Yes, tis she's smoking.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I still have that poster, the classic,
Speaker 1: the classic poster in the one piece. No, no, this
Speaker 1: is a bikini. It's from the Seychelle Islands. She's in
Speaker 1: the bikini. Well, what you know? And I've asked her
Speaker 1: about that. She's she's signed. You know, no way she signed.
Speaker 1: Are you lying to me right now? I'm not lying
Speaker 1: to you right now at all. I'm not lying. But
Speaker 1: when I spoke with her about this poster, what I
Speaker 1: loved was there's a tendon, a muscle or something that's
Speaker 1: coming out is jutting out from between her legs right there.
Speaker 1: That is the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: It's she's got her legs sort of cocked to the
Speaker 1: side in this poster, and it's a massive tendon. It's
Speaker 1: a massive tendon that's coming from between me down there,
Speaker 1: and it is between me down there. That was one
Speaker 1: of the clubs. I think I met you at the
Speaker 1: between that fabulous club. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have that poster. Who would have thought a leg tendon? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: I told you earlier you never know where beauty is
Speaker 1: coming from. You just have to be there for it,
Speaker 1: and you have to keep your mind and your eyes open.
Speaker 1: In that case, it was a tendant jutting from between
Speaker 1: me down there on. One of the things I find
Speaker 1: most beautiful on a woman is the nostril. Really, don't
Speaker 1: ask me why. Yeah, do you have like favorite nostrils?
Speaker 1: And the first thing when that comes to mind for
Speaker 1: me is Tina Turner and Raquel Well, so they both
Speaker 1: have flavored, beautiful nostrils. Do you have any favorite female nostrils? Oh? Gosh,
Speaker 1: maybe Lucia Ball Oh really, I like her nostrils. I
Speaker 1: can't remember her nostrils. Patti Smith, not Patty smythe sorry
Speaker 1: Patty smytheh Yes, it's got great great the rock singer,
Speaker 1: the rock singer good Bye to Your good Bye to you. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love and she wasn't afraid to have a little
Speaker 1: armpit hair. No, she wasn't, which can be sexy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so. Number four susi Q. Now which susque
Speaker 1: are you talking about, because there are several susi q. Well.
Speaker 1: The pastry cook. Oh, yes, she might have inspired the
Speaker 1: song by Credence. Yes, yeah, but no, it's a pastry cook.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean the hostess pay she cook? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: makes those little spongey chocolate cakes. Yeah. They're delicate, white
Speaker 1: yungy stuff. And she's a cute yeah yeah, she's yes,
Speaker 1: the woman who makes those. Yeah, okay, yeah. Not to
Speaker 1: be confused with Sarah Lee. She makes another. I love
Speaker 1: Sarah Lee too. Beautiful beautiful artistry with the bank. And
Speaker 1: you know who's the sexiest of them all, Mrs Duncan Hines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so sweet talk sweet Talker is a sweet talker um
Speaker 1: number three on the list. TUTSI one of the greatest
Speaker 1: comedic actresses of our time. It's a real shame she
Speaker 1: only made the one movie. Yes, hilarious. Yeah, I missed
Speaker 1: the first fifteen minutes and the last fifteen minutes, but
Speaker 1: in that middle is amazing and billiant. Wherever she is,
Speaker 1: I hope she's listening. I wish her the best. Yeah, well, Ron,
Speaker 1: apparently they are making a Broadway musical, oh of about
Speaker 1: her life. Yes, about her life, so you get more
Speaker 1: tutsis a lot of pressure on who plays the part
Speaker 1: of Tut. That is very I hope she comes to
Speaker 1: the show opening night. That would be a thrill for
Speaker 1: the cast. I think she will number two zena warrior princess.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and uh, she's one of the greatest weapons
Speaker 1: this country as she currently is at Camp David where
Speaker 1: she lives. I love when she makes that hollering sound
Speaker 1: when said, yeah, I can't quite do it. No, it's
Speaker 1: I think it has its origins in the Zulu trock apparently,
Speaker 1: which is really interesting. And now my number one, number
Speaker 1: one woman of all time, and this there could be
Speaker 1: a lot of number one's out there, but I think
Speaker 1: I finally and I think I made a choice that
Speaker 1: everyone can adhere to Judge Judy. Oh boy, okay, now
Speaker 1: you're taught Judge Judy. Oh yes, all right, I'm right,
Speaker 1: Judy pop Yeah, right, yep, yep, she runs the courtroom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like, who made you judge jury? An executioner? Well,
Speaker 1: guess what judge duty is all three? That's right, she's
Speaker 1: all three and she is fast, she knows the law.
Speaker 1: She's got a smart hair do. Oh yeah, always looks
Speaker 1: her best, always the best lighting in the business. And
Speaker 1: she's got a no BS filter which is so refreshing today. Absolutely, Ron,
Speaker 1: this is a world of spin. You get no spin,
Speaker 1: Judge Judy. Right, no, no, no, never will you walk
Speaker 1: into that courtroom and if you walk out, and I
Speaker 1: think you have to, you have to accept the verdict.
Speaker 1: That's right. No. Judge Judy is the ultimate equalizer. You
Speaker 1: know the TV show The Equalizing Equalizer. I believe it
Speaker 1: was based on the life of Judge Judy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good, Carolina. Did you know that? Why didn't you
Speaker 1: should have put that in the notes? I love Judge Judy.
Speaker 1: Watch her every single And here's the thing. She's a
Speaker 1: real judge's real judge. She's not just laying at it.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of TV judges who are not
Speaker 1: real judges. Judge Judy is a real judge. If you
Speaker 1: had to go to small Claims Court. Considering your notoriety,
Speaker 1: would you rather do it in private or if you've
Speaker 1: had a chance to go on Judge Judy to settle
Speaker 1: your claim, what would you do? Oh, that's an easy answer.
Speaker 1: I would go on Judge. I would too, you know,
Speaker 1: because listen, I know that I would get a fair verdict.
Speaker 1: And also i'd be in the company of greatness. Definitely
Speaker 1: would because I am I think she is for me,
Speaker 1: And listen, I've met a lot of stars. President Company
Speaker 1: excluded the thing Carolina, he's talking to me. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: thing is, I'm not really that impressed with stars. But
Speaker 1: if I were in the presence of Judge Judy, you
Speaker 1: get a little nervous goodness, Yes, I would get a
Speaker 1: little I would look at my I'm shaking just thinking
Speaker 1: about hanging out with Judge. Absolutely are. Let's go back
Speaker 1: to Abitha. Okay, if you would look down into the
Speaker 1: crowd and there's Judge Judy, Yeah, just having the best time.
Speaker 1: Would you bring her up on stage or would you
Speaker 1: let her have her privacy? No, this because I watched
Speaker 1: Judge Judy. I know the answer to this. I would
Speaker 1: let her have her private sanctity of having a regular life. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's a testament to you. Well, well, i'd want
Speaker 1: her to have a good time. I wouldn't just let
Speaker 1: her hair down, let her hair down, take that judge's
Speaker 1: robe off, and get soaking wet. I'd probably ask her
Speaker 1: what she want to hear? Now, I think my guest,
Speaker 1: my guests from Judge Judy, what she'd want to hear.
Speaker 1: I think she'd probably some maybe some depeche Mode, and
Speaker 1: then she'd probably love some motown. I think she would
Speaker 1: go with some mode. It's always probably shotgun by your music.
Speaker 1: You know, your music, Junior Walker in the All Stars
Speaker 1: shot Gun. I'm sure that would really turn Judge Judy out.
Speaker 1: You know, I wonder if she'd think it fun if
Speaker 1: you played it I shot the Sheriff, which version, the
Speaker 1: Eric Clapton or the Bob Marley version. I would say
Speaker 1: Bob Marley, Bob Marley. Even though she probably doesn't smoke,
Speaker 1: I was going to say, when she takes that Judge's
Speaker 1: room off, all bets are off. I don't know if
Speaker 1: she would smoke the g because because they're a huge, well,
Speaker 1: the clarity of as big as her hand. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, you're not picturing. I don't want, you know,
Speaker 1: I just think that there's some purity there with clarity
Speaker 1: with Judge Study. Yeah, that's true. She's got to be
Speaker 1: on her game. She's on her game, and you know,
Speaker 1: it amazes me when I watch it how she's able
Speaker 1: to pull up. I learned most of my Yiddish from
Speaker 1: judges from I really do she Once I heard her say, listen, madam,
Speaker 1: this isn't a whole ship to story. And I had
Speaker 1: to look a look up what means, which is it's
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means. It's an old grandmother's tail.
Speaker 1: It's a big, long story that goes on and on
Speaker 1: and on and on. Yes, in the end exactly. So
Speaker 1: I get my my my from Judge Judy. You get
Speaker 1: your knowledge of the law, my knowledge of the law,
Speaker 1: because you know what I learned from You can't change
Speaker 1: a contract after an agreement has been made. You can't
Speaker 1: change the terms of a contract after the agreement has
Speaker 1: been made, Carolina, thank you take notes. Yes, that's a judge.
Speaker 1: This is going to come in such handy. Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: I think in case we have to shoo these guys
Speaker 1: for back pay. Well, now you know, now you know RuPaul,
Speaker 1: We cannot thank you enough for joining us. We've gone
Speaker 1: through a very thorough and extensive list. We got some
Speaker 1: insight into your world and how you do your show,
Speaker 1: your views on gender, etcetera. Um, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. And next time you're in a
Speaker 1: bitha drop us a line. Will Sure, Yeah, I could
Speaker 1: help DJ. Sure? Yeah. What would you be your first
Speaker 1: the first song you played? Run? I would probably play
Speaker 1: a song that's not played at a lot of parties. Um,
Speaker 1: but the oh gosh, oh is it stepping Wolf? Don't, don't, don't, don't,
Speaker 1: don't step in wolf? No, it's the song from Animal
Speaker 1: House A little bit louder, shout shout, yes have you
Speaker 1: heard that song before? Yes? Oh okay, yes, I thought
Speaker 1: I was the only one who heard it. Be okay,
Speaker 1: see what do I know? Big song? I would start
Speaker 1: with shout okay, no, it's a crowd please, but maybe
Speaker 1: I should build up to that. Okay, but why not?
Speaker 1: Maybe Blackbird the Beatles by the Beatles. That's a somber
Speaker 1: song to dance for a party. But everyone's just getting there,
Speaker 1: they're trying to feel the vibe, the lonely one. But yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's what they're playing in my zoom baglass.
Speaker 1: They started with Blackbird. Maybe that's why I was so
Speaker 1: bad at it. Maybe? Yeah. Alright, well, once again our
Speaker 1: thanks to Rue Paul, and we will we'll be right
Speaker 1: back after this and we are back you listening to
Speaker 1: the Ron Burgundy podcast. Uh, we were just very stimulating,
Speaker 1: lightning conversation with Mr RuPaul, and now Carolina is here
Speaker 1: with our fact check. All right, well, um, today we
Speaker 1: did okay, Um, I just have a few things. Great.
Speaker 1: The artist who did the taxi theme is Bob James. Um.
Speaker 1: The man who did the Peanuts music is not the
Speaker 1: legendary Green Bay Packers coach of Vince Lombardi. It is
Speaker 1: Vince Giraldi. And Equalizer, the Equalizer TV show has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with Judge Judy Great. Um is what my
Speaker 1: research is telling me. All right, thank you for cleaning
Speaker 1: up the trash can fire. Well here are my final thoughts. Women,
Speaker 1: Who are they? They're in our houses, in our supermarket,
Speaker 1: in our movies, and in our coffins. But who are
Speaker 1: they really? Where do these miraculous creatures come from? You
Speaker 1: guessed it? More? Women, It's like those little Russian dolls.
Speaker 1: We might never get to the bottom of the female mind,
Speaker 1: what it looks like if it's pink or gray. But
Speaker 1: I think we've learned a lot about the female heart
Speaker 1: and the male heart, specifically mine, which, thanks to Diana Ross,
Speaker 1: is currently broken. But the joke's on her because I
Speaker 1: will call her over and over again and drive down
Speaker 1: her street laying on my horn, because that's how you
Speaker 1: tell a woman you love her. This is Ron Burgundy,
Speaker 1: and thank you once again for spending your precious time
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