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Speaker 1: having a hard time run. Those are the notes the Carolina.

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Speaker 1: The worst thing that could ever happen to a person

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Speaker 1: And I'm saying that in advance for any listeners who

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Speaker 1: Tatum O'Neill. No, I'm a real man, folks, with a

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Speaker 1: And last night I spilled hot tea on myself and no,

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Speaker 1: that's not it. It gets worse, you see. So I

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Speaker 1: the cinematic Treasure Hunt. I go on every night the

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Speaker 1: Antique road Show, but Baxter had taped over it. Rule

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Speaker 1: it that I'm not done. This is what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: You're ready to call me dramatic. It's on the tip

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Speaker 1: of your tongue. No, I was going to say, what

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Speaker 1: a worth of night you've spilled tea and your dogdorn. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that that's not even the half of its. Sister, Listen,

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Speaker 1: remember when I told you that great date I went on.

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Speaker 1: I remember you just said you had drinks with Diana

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Speaker 1: Ross and that it was none of my business. Exactly

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Speaker 1: princess Die at the Sportsman's Lodge. We sang some tunes,

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Speaker 1: then I left my number on a napkin. I kissed

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Speaker 1: Now what do you think of that napkin move? Pretty breezy?

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Speaker 1: Don't you think it's actually something women usually do? They

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Speaker 1: after I left, I waited for her call right one

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Speaker 1: her three voicemails for each hour that we were apart

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Speaker 1: But last night it had been forty eight hours, so

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just hadn't heard from her. So I

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Speaker 1: were wrong. Number. This is the Henderson's residence. Please stop calling.

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Speaker 1: theme of today's episode. Women. I can't live with them

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Speaker 1: because they won't let you. I want to investigate what

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Speaker 1: discuss the psychology behind heteronormative relationship ups, the women's new

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Speaker 1: no no no. We're going to rank them. This episode

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Speaker 1: is on women, the top ten women, My my list,

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Speaker 1: But I think you'll have a more fun playing with gender.

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Speaker 1: ask you this, what is your idea of beauty? Um?

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Speaker 1: not you don't feel you're fully evolved in that capacity. No,

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Speaker 1: just for today, I'm just trying to get through today. Amen. Amen,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Um. Let me ask you this. You used

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Speaker 1: of Chatsworth. Where is Abitha. It's in Spain. It's in Spain. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's insane. And I they set up a DJ book

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Speaker 1: big is this party? Well, this party was on a

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Speaker 1: A zoomba classy and uh, well I've done it once. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they were not nice to you. Real. What's your song? If?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah back in Love Again by lt D?

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Speaker 1: back in Love. What's the chorus? Um? The course of

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Speaker 1: in the group lt D. Did you play eight? No Stop? Now?

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Speaker 1: You know that's one of my favorites. I did not play.

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Speaker 1: It is on my list of think about it next time.

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Speaker 1: I will, I will, you know I do play. Some

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Speaker 1: of the contemporary songs I play are Britney Spears, I

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's so many. In fact, I have a

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Speaker 1: But exactly, I love music. It's always been my go

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Speaker 1: flute and it music speaks to all of us, Yes,

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Speaker 1: you know who's the sexiest of them all, Mrs Duncan Hines. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so sweet talk sweet Talker is a sweet talker um

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Speaker 1: number three on the list. TUTSI one of the greatest

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Speaker 1: comedic actresses of our time. It's a real shame she

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Speaker 1: only made the one movie. Yes, hilarious. Yeah, I missed

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Speaker 1: the first fifteen minutes and the last fifteen minutes, but

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Speaker 1: in that middle is amazing and billiant. Wherever she is,

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Speaker 1: I hope she's listening. I wish her the best. Yeah, well, Ron,

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Speaker 1: apparently they are making a Broadway musical, oh of about

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Speaker 1: her life. Yes, about her life, so you get more

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Speaker 1: tutsis a lot of pressure on who plays the part

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Speaker 1: of Tut. That is very I hope she comes to

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Speaker 1: the show opening night. That would be a thrill for

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Speaker 1: the cast. I think she will number two zena warrior princess.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and uh, she's one of the greatest weapons

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Speaker 1: this country as she currently is at Camp David where

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Speaker 1: she lives. I love when she makes that hollering sound

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Speaker 1: when said, yeah, I can't quite do it. No, it's

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Speaker 1: I think it has its origins in the Zulu trock apparently,

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Speaker 1: which is really interesting. And now my number one, number

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Speaker 1: one woman of all time, and this there could be

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Speaker 1: a lot of number one's out there, but I think

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Speaker 1: I finally and I think I made a choice that

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Speaker 1: everyone can adhere to Judge Judy. Oh boy, okay, now

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Speaker 1: you're taught Judge Judy. Oh yes, all right, I'm right,

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Speaker 1: Judy pop Yeah, right, yep, yep, she runs the courtroom. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's like, who made you judge jury? An executioner? Well,

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Speaker 1: guess what judge duty is all three? That's right, she's

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Speaker 1: all three and she is fast, she knows the law.

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Speaker 1: She's got a smart hair do. Oh yeah, always looks

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Speaker 1: her best, always the best lighting in the business. And

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Speaker 1: she's got a no BS filter which is so refreshing today. Absolutely, Ron,

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Speaker 1: this is a world of spin. You get no spin,

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Speaker 1: Judge Judy. Right, no, no, no, never will you walk

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Speaker 1: into that courtroom and if you walk out, and I

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Speaker 1: think you have to, you have to accept the verdict.

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Speaker 1: That's right. No. Judge Judy is the ultimate equalizer. You

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Speaker 1: know the TV show The Equalizing Equalizer. I believe it

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Speaker 1: was based on the life of Judge Judy. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's good, Carolina. Did you know that? Why didn't you

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Speaker 1: should have put that in the notes? I love Judge Judy.

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Speaker 1: Watch her every single And here's the thing. She's a

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Speaker 1: real judge's real judge. She's not just laying at it.

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Speaker 1: There are a lot of TV judges who are not

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Speaker 1: real judges. Judge Judy is a real judge. If you

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Speaker 1: had to go to small Claims Court. Considering your notoriety,

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Speaker 1: would you rather do it in private or if you've

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Speaker 1: had a chance to go on Judge Judy to settle

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Speaker 1: your claim, what would you do? Oh, that's an easy answer.

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Speaker 1: I would go on Judge. I would too, you know,

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Speaker 1: because listen, I know that I would get a fair verdict.

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Speaker 1: And also i'd be in the company of greatness. Definitely

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Speaker 1: would because I am I think she is for me,

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Speaker 1: And listen, I've met a lot of stars. President Company

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Speaker 1: excluded the thing Carolina, he's talking to me. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: thing is, I'm not really that impressed with stars. But

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Speaker 1: if I were in the presence of Judge Judy, you

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Speaker 1: get a little nervous goodness, Yes, I would get a

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Speaker 1: little I would look at my I'm shaking just thinking

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Speaker 1: about hanging out with Judge. Absolutely are. Let's go back

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Speaker 1: to Abitha. Okay, if you would look down into the

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Speaker 1: crowd and there's Judge Judy, Yeah, just having the best time.

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Speaker 1: Would you bring her up on stage or would you

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Speaker 1: let her have her privacy? No, this because I watched

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Speaker 1: Judge Judy. I know the answer to this. I would

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Speaker 1: let her have her private sanctity of having a regular life. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's a testament to you. Well, well, i'd want

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Speaker 1: her to have a good time. I wouldn't just let

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Speaker 1: her hair down, let her hair down, take that judge's

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Speaker 1: robe off, and get soaking wet. I'd probably ask her

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Speaker 1: what she want to hear? Now, I think my guest,

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Speaker 1: my guests from Judge Judy, what she'd want to hear.

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Speaker 1: I think she'd probably some maybe some depeche Mode, and

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Speaker 1: then she'd probably love some motown. I think she would

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Speaker 1: go with some mode. It's always probably shotgun by your music.

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Speaker 1: You know, your music, Junior Walker in the All Stars

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Speaker 1: shot Gun. I'm sure that would really turn Judge Judy out.

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Speaker 1: You know, I wonder if she'd think it fun if

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Speaker 1: you played it I shot the Sheriff, which version, the

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Speaker 1: Eric Clapton or the Bob Marley version. I would say

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Speaker 1: Bob Marley, Bob Marley. Even though she probably doesn't smoke,

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, when she takes that Judge's

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Speaker 1: room off, all bets are off. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: she would smoke the g because because they're a huge, well,

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Speaker 1: the clarity of as big as her hand. Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, you're not picturing. I don't want, you know,

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Speaker 1: I just think that there's some purity there with clarity

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Speaker 1: with Judge Study. Yeah, that's true. She's got to be

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Speaker 1: on her game. She's on her game, and you know,

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Speaker 1: it amazes me when I watch it how she's able

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Speaker 1: to pull up. I learned most of my Yiddish from

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Speaker 1: judges from I really do she Once I heard her say, listen, madam,

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Speaker 1: this isn't a whole ship to story. And I had

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Speaker 1: to look a look up what means, which is it's

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it means. It's an old grandmother's tail.

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Speaker 1: It's a big, long story that goes on and on

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Speaker 1: and on and on. Yes, in the end exactly. So

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Speaker 1: I get my my my from Judge Judy. You get

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Speaker 1: your knowledge of the law, my knowledge of the law,

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Speaker 1: because you know what I learned from You can't change

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Speaker 1: a contract after an agreement has been made. You can't

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Speaker 1: change the terms of a contract after the agreement has

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Speaker 1: been made, Carolina, thank you take notes. Yes, that's a judge.

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Speaker 1: This is going to come in such handy. Yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: I think in case we have to shoo these guys

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Speaker 1: for back pay. Well, now you know, now you know RuPaul,

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Speaker 1: We cannot thank you enough for joining us. We've gone

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Speaker 1: through a very thorough and extensive list. We got some

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Speaker 1: insight into your world and how you do your show,

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Speaker 1: your views on gender, etcetera. Um, thank you so much,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. And next time you're in a

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Speaker 1: bitha drop us a line. Will Sure, Yeah, I could

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Speaker 1: help DJ. Sure? Yeah. What would you be your first

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Speaker 1: the first song you played? Run? I would probably play

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Speaker 1: a song that's not played at a lot of parties. Um,

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Speaker 1: but the oh gosh, oh is it stepping Wolf? Don't, don't, don't, don't,

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Speaker 1: don't step in wolf? No, it's the song from Animal

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Speaker 1: House A little bit louder, shout shout, yes have you

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Speaker 1: heard that song before? Yes? Oh okay, yes, I thought

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Speaker 1: I was the only one who heard it. Be okay,

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Speaker 1: see what do I know? Big song? I would start

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Speaker 1: with shout okay, no, it's a crowd please, but maybe

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Speaker 1: I should build up to that. Okay, but why not?

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Speaker 1: Maybe Blackbird the Beatles by the Beatles. That's a somber

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Speaker 1: song to dance for a party. But everyone's just getting there,

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Speaker 1: they're trying to feel the vibe, the lonely one. But yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's what they're playing in my zoom baglass.

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Speaker 1: They started with Blackbird. Maybe that's why I was so

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Speaker 1: bad at it. Maybe? Yeah. Alright, well, once again our

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Speaker 1: thanks to Rue Paul, and we will we'll be right

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Speaker 1: back after this and we are back you listening to

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Speaker 1: the Ron Burgundy podcast. Uh, we were just very stimulating,

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Speaker 1: lightning conversation with Mr RuPaul, and now Carolina is here

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Speaker 1: with our fact check. All right, well, um, today we

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Speaker 1: did okay, Um, I just have a few things. Great.

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Speaker 1: The artist who did the taxi theme is Bob James. Um.

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Speaker 1: The man who did the Peanuts music is not the

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Speaker 1: legendary Green Bay Packers coach of Vince Lombardi. It is

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Speaker 1: Vince Giraldi. And Equalizer, the Equalizer TV show has nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with Judge Judy Great. Um is what my

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Speaker 1: research is telling me. All right, thank you for cleaning

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Speaker 1: up the trash can fire. Well here are my final thoughts. Women,

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Speaker 1: Who are they? They're in our houses, in our supermarket,

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Speaker 1: in our movies, and in our coffins. But who are

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Speaker 1: they really? Where do these miraculous creatures come from? You

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Speaker 1: guessed it? More? Women, It's like those little Russian dolls.

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Speaker 1: We might never get to the bottom of the female mind,

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Speaker 1: what it looks like if it's pink or gray. But

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Speaker 1: I think we've learned a lot about the female heart

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Speaker 1: and the male heart, specifically mine, which, thanks to Diana Ross,

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Speaker 1: is currently broken. But the joke's on her because I

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Speaker 1: will call her over and over again and drive down

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Speaker 1: her street laying on my horn, because that's how you

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Speaker 1: tell a woman you love her. This is Ron Burgundy,

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Speaker 1: and thank you once again for spending your precious time

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Speaker 1: listening to the Ron Burgundy podcast. Time compaign round the

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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast. It's a production of I Heart Radio

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Speaker 1: podcast Network and Funnier Die. I'm Ron Burgundy, I'm the host,

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Speaker 1: writer and executive producer. Carolina Barlow is my co host,

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Speaker 1: writer and producer. The show was also produced by Whitney Hodeck,

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien, Miles Gray, and Nick Stuff. Our executive producer

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Speaker 1: is Mike farre Our consulting producer is Andrew Steeve. Our

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Speaker 1: associate producer is Anna Hosnier. Our writer is Jake Fogelis.

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Speaker 1: Our production supervisor is Colin McDougal. This episode was engineered, mixed,

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Speaker 1: and edited by Nick stumming. See you next Thursday on

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Speaker 1: the Ron Burgundy podcast.