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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello. Here I am

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Speaker 1: the Nicki Glazer Podcast. Hello, it's Thursday. Um. If you're

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Speaker 1: this is the first time listening to the show, Um, welcome.

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Speaker 1: If it's not. Guys like Hanks are on the mend.

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Speaker 1: I was a little cranky and kanky earlier this week.

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Speaker 1: I developed massive canker sores on my fucking tongue. That

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Speaker 1: all started on Seatre D. I was dining at a

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Speaker 1: restaurant I used to work at in college. Killoge. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking about St. Louis today, but

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Speaker 1: I'm in the mood. You just talk to your mom

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Speaker 1: probably yeah, probably that that, even though she's from Cincinnati originally,

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Speaker 1: but we definitely adapted a St. Louis kind of accent.

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Speaker 1: Um yes, so um I talked to me. It's almost like, uh,

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Speaker 1: fire go, you know, have you ever seen fire Go?

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Speaker 1: You know? Um? So my mom? Uh yeah, so I

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Speaker 1: ate it a Landing cafe in uh Lawrence, Kansas, and

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Speaker 1: I took a bite of this, like I think, you know, nightshades.

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Speaker 1: I might be allergic to them, even though boba ganos

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Speaker 1: is my favorite fucking food and it's made out of

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Speaker 1: eggplant any who got h My tongue erupted, like just

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Speaker 1: got big swelled on the sides. It like gets bumpy

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Speaker 1: and swells when I have an allergic reaction to uh

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Speaker 1: tomatoes and lactons, lactons and um. And then I bit

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Speaker 1: the side of my mouth because it's swollen, and then boom,

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Speaker 1: cankers and then that those cankers just bread more cankies

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Speaker 1: and um man. I was just poor little Nikki. I

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Speaker 1: got that de bacto debact all, which was like this

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Speaker 1: um treatment for it that my ortho hooked up for me,

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Speaker 1: so painful. I did it yesterday and like the treatments

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Speaker 1: so painful, and then afterwards, for like five to ten minutes,

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Speaker 1: it's just stinging so bad that you just it's the

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Speaker 1: worst pain I've ever felt, right up there with migraines,

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Speaker 1: like worse pain. And I'm just crying on the like

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Speaker 1: Kirsten was kind of like rubbing my back. I'm just

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Speaker 1: like feeling so sorry for myself. It almost felt good

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Speaker 1: because it gave me a reason to cry, which I

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Speaker 1: want to cry just about being stressed out, and sometimes

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Speaker 1: I can't, so it was nice to just cry and

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Speaker 1: be like it earned so bad, and no one understands.

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Speaker 1: But canker stores are so painful, and and I can't

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Speaker 1: do my two favorite things with her talk and eat um.

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Speaker 1: But then I wrote my Orthodox again and I said,

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Speaker 1: and uh, and they're getting worse. And I sent her

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Speaker 1: up a photo that is alarming the mouth source, like,

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Speaker 1: I sent this photo to so many people, like on

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Speaker 1: this thing that I'm doing, cameras are following me. I

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Speaker 1: was like, guys, look at my mouth. You sad for me?

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Speaker 1: Maybe canceled the shoot um. And they were all like

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I mean it is. They were just gigantic

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Speaker 1: white blobs in my under my tongue, and if you

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Speaker 1: if you've ever known in that pain. Anyway, I wrote

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Speaker 1: to my Orthodonis again center a picture, and she was like,

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, Okay, I'm gonna prescribe you this mouthwash, this

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Speaker 1: other mouthwash and then another bomb. And man, if you

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Speaker 1: get canker source, the mouthwash that really did for me

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Speaker 1: was an ant acid, like my Atlanta. That's what she

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Speaker 1: was saying. She was saying, you know it's maybe you

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Speaker 1: try switching around my Atlanta and I was like, I

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Speaker 1: had never heard of that. But she goes, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna give you a prescription for something like it. Boy,

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Speaker 1: the soothing it was almost instant where it was just like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, the answer. There was like some steroid

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Speaker 1: thing too that I took. So I mean, it was

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Speaker 1: all just like thank God for my mama, modern medicine

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Speaker 1: and Eminem's. I literally said that yesterday, I go thank

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Speaker 1: God for thank God that my local pharmacy has something

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Speaker 1: on their shelf that will take away this pain that

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Speaker 1: radiates through my ear drum in my brain and is

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Speaker 1: making me miserable and making me so not able to

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Speaker 1: be fun friendly, funny just and you don't even realize.

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Speaker 1: I was just like, wow, I just wasn't funny yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I guess I've just been not in a good mood,

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Speaker 1: and I thought it was because of you know, you

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Speaker 1: know I told you this. Now. I was getting upset

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Speaker 1: about relationships in my life and it was all cranky, canky,

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Speaker 1: and now they're gone. And today I woke up and

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Speaker 1: I'm so grateful for like, you know, they're still there.

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Speaker 1: There's still a little pain, but man better than it was,

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Speaker 1: and like God, what like I have so much appreciation

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Speaker 1: for like not being in chronic pain, and if you

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Speaker 1: are out there in chronic pain, I feel for you

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Speaker 1: so much, so so much, I like have all the

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Speaker 1: this weekend, and that's why I bid it. But it's

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Speaker 1: just there's there's nothing like getting well to make you

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Speaker 1: appreciate how good life is and how grateful you are

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Speaker 1: and how good you have it for about an hour

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Speaker 1: or two, and then you go back to bitch and

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Speaker 1: about you know that my Instagram is being slow, my

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Speaker 1: phone is, like, God, the storage is full. I've heard

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Speaker 1: so many people complain about their storage being full on

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Speaker 1: their phones recently, Like that's the number one complaint for

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Speaker 1: people in my life. I'm like, our lives are pretty

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Speaker 1: fucking good. Then, no, you said, you asked me before

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Speaker 1: we sent the podcast, how's your cankers? And then you

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Speaker 1: said how's your soul in mind? And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we should always do that. We should are like No,

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Speaker 1: you said soul body brain bs B s B, Backstreet Boys, body,

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Speaker 1: soul brain. Um, So I love that. Let's check in on.

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Speaker 1: My body is like an an eight and a half today,

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Speaker 1: but I'm appreciating it like it's a twelve. Um, my

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Speaker 1: soul is feeling very good, and I'm on a tend

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Speaker 1: for my soul and my brain is probably like an

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Speaker 1: eight and a half. So I'm I'm really firing. I'm

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Speaker 1: fair enough. I'm feeling good. What about you? What what's

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Speaker 1: your bsp today? Body feels I would say maybe like

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Speaker 1: a seven. Eight soul I'd say like a four because

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Speaker 1: I realized I have some like unresolved conflicts that I'm

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Speaker 1: just like avoiding and I just got to take care

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Speaker 1: of it. What are you? What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 1: You're not going into detail. I'm not gonna go into detail.

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Speaker 1: I have a call with my therapist today, which is good.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have one last week. She was on vacation.

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Speaker 1: Um man, I needed it last week, right, Yeah exactly. UM,

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Speaker 1: it is so nice to you. What with that? You

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Speaker 1: know you don't have to go into any detail whatsoever?

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Speaker 1: But what, um did you thought this thing wasn't bothering

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Speaker 1: never even knew existed? And You're like, holy shit, I've

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Speaker 1: got resentments here Was it like that or is it

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Speaker 1: We already categorize it. So Okay, it's it's two things,

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Speaker 1: but I'll talk about one. One of it has to

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Speaker 1: I just have to address it, like I have to

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Speaker 1: so complex. I'm so torn up about it. I don't

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Speaker 1: definitely don't want to feel what I feel right now,

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Speaker 1: like not speaking to my mother and she's kind of

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Speaker 1: To be honest, I hear you. That's got to be

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Speaker 1: so hard because you're hurt. The things you're hurt about,

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Speaker 1: you're probably not going to get them. She's not let me.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna guess that. You know, when I've been

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Speaker 1: in these situations you're hurt by someone, Um, they're not

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Speaker 1: You feel a guilt for not being there for them,

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Speaker 1: but you also, like you said, you don't want to

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Speaker 1: she's blood. Like this whole thing of like, yeah, well

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Speaker 1: someone should have said that to her when she did

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Speaker 1: I'm projecting, but it's like, you know, I so often

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Speaker 1: I think back on the therapist I had, who was

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Speaker 1: was the first person to kind of go, oh, you

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Speaker 1: know your parents. You you thought they were perfect, which

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Speaker 1: is great and it helps you survive, and they are

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Speaker 1: had to mourn the loss of the mom that I

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Speaker 1: wanted to have, and that's not you know, if my

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Speaker 1: no expectations. But at the same time, my my old

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Speaker 1: do that and thank God, like I just, um, my

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Speaker 1: mom's not perfect. I still get so aggravated with her

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Speaker 1: and it's a different situation than yours. But um, and

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Speaker 1: And I love to do that. Two for the man,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm sure there are things that AV does that

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Speaker 1: I wish I could change that. That's why I'm very

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Speaker 1: fascinated in my friend's husbands and like the people they've

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Speaker 1: chosen to be with forever, Like but he's not, Like

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Speaker 1: what about when he does something that you're like, why,

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Speaker 1: Like how do you just not go? I don't. I

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Speaker 1: can't be with someone like this, Like I just want

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Speaker 1: that makes her laugh harder than uh? Like, that makes

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00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 1: her laugh the hardest she's ever laughed. Would you be

427
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:53,120
Speaker 1: okay with that? And he was like, uh, I go right,

428
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 1: So I'm kind of it's not a good it's not

429
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: a great position to be in, so I gotta dump him.

430
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 1: But let's get it in here so I can talk

431
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,439
Speaker 1: to him just kidding. And that brings us to just kidding,

432
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 1: which we'll talk about for a second. Andrew pay glovey,

433
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 1: what's going on? Um? Sweet? Look, did you like that

434
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 1: text I just sent you? Yeah? Well, at first I

435
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: didn't get the It's funny when you send the video.

436
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,959
Speaker 1: You didn't get the video at first, you were just

437
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: freaking out. I'm not freaking out. But I was just like,

438
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: did you get my text? Yeah? So I texted him

439
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: last night after I just told them about our talk. Yeah. Um,

440
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 1: and I said that after the after we talked, I

441
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: didn't say this, but I just was like feeling so good.

442
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, that was the best talk.

443
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: Like we resolved this like really tense moment where I

444
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 1: got really angry, like really angry, more angry than I've

445
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: been in a really long time, because I felt like

446
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: you were saying you only hang out with me because

447
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: I pay you. And that's how I and I misinterpreted it.

448
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: I mean, if it was more money, no, that's that. Yeah,

449
00:23:56,359 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 1: I think it got lost in my mouth. Latian. It's funny,

450
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: like it would probably be with my list. It's probably

451
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: better I just text. Yet if you did, like the

452
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:15,239
Speaker 1: voice speak, it would just be snakes, um and like

453
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,479
Speaker 1: water splashes and your phone you have to put your

454
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: phone in rice. Um No. But I like, we had

455
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,719
Speaker 1: a good uh, we had a good talk, and so

456
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 1: I I you know, we rarely express um like. I

457
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: was just feeling like a lot of love for you

458
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: as my friend. I was just like the same way

459
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: I say to my girlfriends all the time, like I

460
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: love you, Like I was just like, I love you,

461
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: thank you so much for that time. I forget what

462
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: I said. I said before we went to bed, and

463
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: he didn't write back because he didn't even deliver. I

464
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 1: wasn't like, what the funk? And then this morning you

465
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: wrote me back in a really nice thing. But I

466
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: was driving when I got your text. I couldn't write back, um,

467
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 1: because I was already texting someone else and um, I

468
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: was reading a book as I was on the highway

469
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: and um, you're in the back seat and uh. And

470
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: then I also saw my mom this morning and she

471
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: kept saying her classic jess kidding. My mom does this

472
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: thing Noah, where she will say something really offensive. She

473
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: was like, nicky, that skirt is too short on you,

474
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,719
Speaker 1: jes skidding, like she'll or she'll be like I love

475
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: the Taliban jifkin and she just cuts it with a

476
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: jack kid. And so today I got her to say

477
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: a just kidding, and I filmed it. And I didn't

478
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: even film it knowing that I was going to use it.

479
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: But I wrote back Andrew after he wrote me back.

480
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 1: So he wrote me back in the morning after I

481
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 1: had sent it. We had just gone to bed and

482
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: I sent the text, so it's like I figured he

483
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: was going to be still up, but he didn't get

484
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: it till this morning and he wrote back, and I

485
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: just wrote back to be honest, Um, I was really

486
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,239
Speaker 1: upset about your the delay and you getting back to me.

487
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: And then I let it sit and then like two

488
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: seconds later, I sent this, hold on, let me just

489
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 1: blame my mom. Wait, do you have a Noah? I

490
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 1: wish you gotta. I wish you posted on like Instagram

491
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: because you could just repeat it over and over. Just kidding,

492
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: just kid, so that I said, Andrew, it should be

493
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: a doll that you like, pulled the string and should

494
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: we make it if anyone makes dolls out there that

495
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 1: can talk, just kid, make us all dolls. But I

496
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: send that as because I hate pranks, and you know

497
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: that I hate any kind of like you think this

498
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: for a second. I wanted to instill. I sent them together,

499
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 1: but the video didn't arrive. Yeah, it's always funny when

500
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 1: videos delayed when you're trying to set up like the

501
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: punch line of the joke, and you're just like fun,

502
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: and then you can't delete, or you try to send up.

503
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: You send a picture and then you write a captain

504
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: for it and it sends and you want the picture

505
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 1: to go after it and you're like, fun, cancel because

506
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: it just did. That happened to me when I was

507
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: dog walking. I think I told you his story, but

508
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: are sent a picture of his dad and boxers, and

509
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: I was like, and I zoomed in. I got nice

510
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: dad's dick, and then I sent it to a dog

511
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: owner instead of back to the group chat and nice

512
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: dad's dick just a zooming of a dad's dick and box,

513
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: and so I tried to like, I was like unsend

514
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: und because I could see it's still working. Because I

515
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: was in a basement for a comedy show, so I

516
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I have time. And then I didn't

517
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: say anything, you know, like I didn't you can't write

518
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: to that, Hey, sorry about the dad's dick. Hey, I'm

519
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: on a chat with my friends. And he said a

520
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: picture of his dad's stick. And there's no explanation. I mean,

521
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: even even knowing you guys, I'm a little confounded at it.

522
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: So that was on the weekend, and so then I

523
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: went in on Monday to walk the dogs and I

524
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: could tell he wouldn't like look me in the eye,

525
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,919
Speaker 1: like I felt like a weird vibe from him that

526
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: I never felt before. And I was like, hey, but

527
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: you didn't write anything. I didn't write anything. I just

528
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: let it say because I didn't know because I thought

529
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: I might have deleted it before it got there. Oh,

530
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 1: I thought, maybe is there any way to stop a

531
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 1: text from sending mid scent. I don't know Jon grudenone

532
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: like that, Uh for an email? I don't know. I

533
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 1: don't know who that is. He's the one that just

534
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 1: got fired for your writing misogynistic and homophobic. He was

535
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 1: a football coach. Oh, I don't know. They went through

536
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: his private emails. This our sports moment. Can we get

537
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: it over with? No, this isn't this email through private

538
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,719
Speaker 1: more of an email thing. Okay, gotcha? Oh gotcha? So anyway,

539
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: so I end up going the guy and go, hey, man,

540
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: did you get a text from me over the weekend?

541
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, yeah, I got it. Yeah, And I

542
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it was a friend thing. And the

543
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: dad like it was his dad. I know this is insane,

544
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: but I my friend and like, I feel like, guys

545
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: understand he was. He's a cool guy. He got he

546
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: got it, Like, but it definitely could have gone very awry. No,

547
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: what do you have the video that one of our

548
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: listeners sent of their dogs Penis? Did I ever send

549
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: you that? Yes? You did? Do you have it? Because

550
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: I really want to show Andrew I've been done. I

551
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: cannot believe I've forgotten. I've sat on this for so long.

552
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: I mean I couldn't. It would seriously come up through

553
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: my throat. Um, I don't. I mean some dogs have hogs. Wait,

554
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: what's the biggest dick you can think of a dog having?

555
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,479
Speaker 1: Just give me, give me what you think you believe,

556
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: because I gotta say when rolled in and said because

557
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: I was talking about Luigi's pa too big, I mean,

558
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: they're usually thin for a dog. If it's a thick

559
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: thick have never seen anything like that? Oh my god,

560
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Well when no one finds it, well we'll

561
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: watch it. But until then, stay tuned for this dog

562
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: dick because it's going to blow your mind literally. But yeah,

563
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: I was really, um, I we we got through such

564
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: a good talk last night. That was like a really

565
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: perfect a friend uh conflict, and I just feel like

566
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: we're at a really good place right now. And I

567
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: and I and I don't you know whatever, like like

568
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: whatever you're doing like towards me, like like nice one,

569
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: like not like I need to andrew off. But I

570
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: have the dog's dick. Do you want to see? Please do?

571
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: Because that was getting too sincere and I was getting

572
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: really I feel like dogs dick in my mouth. I

573
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: was like okay, no, are you gonna put it up

574
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: on the screen? Yes, if this thing allows me to.

575
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like big foot footage, you like,

576
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: I can't even did the dog sign of consent. I'm

577
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: feeling a little nervous, I know. I asked the girl

578
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: if we could show it, and she said yes, So

579
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: this is totally consensual. The carpet that it was dragging

580
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: on did not consent to have to be penetrated this way,

581
00:30:55,200 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: way too. Hold on it. Where does this dick? So

582
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: like it's oh my god, it's not that it's not

583
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: going to let me show it. It's that big, because

584
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: oh it won't let you show it. No, if you

585
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: text it to me, I can just hand it to him. Okay,

586
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: And I don't think it's gonna fit. I'm gonna have

587
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: to go get my iPad. It is so big. Andrew,

588
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: should we put it on the big screen? I mean

589
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: we will later, will transfer it on there, but um yeah,

590
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: I mean too many gigabytes. It was. When this girl

591
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: sent it to me, I just go, Okay, your dog

592
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: is a big dick. Let me just watch this video.

593
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: And I was I tell you all the time, Rott

594
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: Wilders have sex, but the butt. They start doggy style,

595
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,719
Speaker 1: and then the male rott wilder will turn around and

596
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: bang her through his own legs backwards because then he

597
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: gets more. I guess they do the reverse doggie. They

598
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: do your style. Yeah, but they're both dogs. But but

599
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: that's so weird. I know. But that's how thick and

600
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: longer cocks are. My god, wait do they put it

601
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: in doggiest island? Then they step over their own and

602
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: they twisted around. Oh yeah, I guess I guess that's

603
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: how it would have to happen. Yeah, no, assented to me. Oh,

604
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: I mean, this is unbelievable. I'm like, I can't wait

605
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: for you your reaction. Okay, you have a glove on,

606
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: by the way. Okay, let's see this. Oh my god,

607
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, Andrew, describe what you're seeing. It's purple.

608
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: It's a monster. It's how big absolute monster. It's probably

609
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: no joke. I mean, the dog isn't a huge dog.

610
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: I'm going with like about a seven inch thick hog.

611
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: And then he blows himself at the end, which is

612
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: he doesn't, Yes, he does, Yeah, he sucks his own kind.

613
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: I mean, why how couldn't you? You're right there? I

614
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: mean it's already in his mouth pretty much. It looks

615
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: like an old like kind of sheep dog. Dude, he's

616
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: walking he just got off a horse. I mean maybe

617
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: he's maybe he's a quarter horse. I mean that that is.

618
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 1: I would be embarrassed to walk that dog around. Yeah,

619
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: especially i'd be embarrassed to be her husband. I couldn't

620
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: live with that dog in the house. I'd have to

621
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: new her everything I knew her as Penis and leave

622
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: the balls. I'll tell you that. I mean every morning

623
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: I wake up and be like, are you fucking serious?

624
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: So we're back to a good place. Yes, Yeah, we're

625
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: in a good place. Last night he was all kids,

626
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: all gravy. It was all gravy. I was just yeah,

627
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: it's just I'm I'm really just struggling with just having

628
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: Kirsten come back and hang out so much. I love

629
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: it so much, and I'm just get so sad when

630
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: she leaves, and I blame like monogamy for it. Oh yeah,

631
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: like I just blame I blame the only friends I

632
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 1: hang out with, our single girls like once my friends

633
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: getting relationships and like get married. It's just like, I know,

634
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: I've brought this up all this week but it just

635
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: why does it have to be that? Why can't we

636
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: all live? If you very serious relationship, you might end

637
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: up doing the same ship. I want to stay friends

638
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 1: with everyone. That's why I won't get in a relationship

639
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: because I don't want I don't like that when when

640
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: it starts to be like no, now it's just us

641
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: and we're creating our own new thing, Like I want

642
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 1: to take all of our friends with us. I can't.

643
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to say goodbye to this life and

644
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: I but I don't have to. That's the thing. I'm

645
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 1: just like, Oh, I have a satisfying sex life. We

646
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: were even talking about, you know, if I was in

647
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 1: a long distance relationship, or if I was with someone

648
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: and we couldn't be together all the time because of

649
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: my schedule or their schedule, how many times I would

650
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 1: need to see that person a month for intercourse? Honestly,

651
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: twice a week on AV would be great to have

652
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: sexual intercourse and hang out with that person. I don't

653
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: need more than that. I think I could just say

654
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 1: in a relationship where we see each other two days

655
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: a week and then some days you know, obviously have

656
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: weeks where we're together. But I generally think that's a

657
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: good and I don't mind if they hooked up a

658
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: little bit with that. With your friends with Kirsten, you

659
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: get three solid, amazing friendship days. You almost get exclusively

660
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: rather than a little bit here and there. If you

661
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: if you lived in the same town, you might not

662
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: see you know, when we live in New York or whatever,

663
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: we see friends all the time. No, I was, dude,

664
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: I was if you went to the Olive Tree, I

665
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: guess No, I was meeting up with Sara, Lena and

666
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: Elena and Anya every night. Yeah. To Andrew's point, as

667
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: Stare Pearl talks about this, and you can't have your

668
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: partner be your everything, your emotional support, and that's what

669
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: I think the partner, Yeah, exactly. So imagine how much

670
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: richer your partnership with whoever you choose to be in

671
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: in a you know, sexual relationship with and all that.

672
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: How much richer it would be if you did have

673
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: of friends who fulfilled the things that your partner couldn't

674
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 1: really fulfill. Yeah, and then and and to go back

675
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: to your point, Noah, of you know kind of or

676
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: the thing we were talking about before about like mourning

677
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: the loss of the moms we wanted or the partners

678
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: we wanted, and like, yes, it would be amazing to

679
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: have a partner who just checks every fucking box and

680
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: so you don't need anyone else. It just doesn't exist,

681
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 1: and so you know there's gonna be I might end

682
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 1: up with someone who isn't funny, let's say, but like, okay,

683
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: I have funny friends. It seems absurd that I would

684
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: be with someone who isn't funny, would want a romantic

685
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: relationship with someone who isn't funny. But I also have

686
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: friends who aren't funny that give me other things that

687
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: I don't I don't expect them to be funny, you know,

688
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: or you know, there's some things that I think are

689
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: just deal breakers, like I need a guy who again

690
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: you know, goes down on me. But you can have

691
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: like your friends for that. What's her name, alant of

692
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: laser like she married like a scientist who she like

693
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: met on a train, who like is the antithesis of

694
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: what you would think, got to take more trains. Sounds

695
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: like he's plans ain't getting no. You would think like

696
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I think like, yeah, you

697
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: find someone that they don't have to fulfill everything. I

698
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: just think at the end of the day, for me,

699
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: I just want someone that can get along with everyone.

700
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: Like that's the number one for anything. Easy going, easygoing,

701
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: not someone that you have to worry about when you

702
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: bring them to something, because you know what I'm I

703
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,399
Speaker 1: can offer that to Like, I love when I've been

704
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: in relationships and I've been brought into like a kind

705
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: of high stress. I don't know anyone's situation where they

706
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: know everyone and they say to me afterwards, and I've

707
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: gotten this comping in a couple of times. I never

708
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,959
Speaker 1: had to worry about you being like, oh, I gotta

709
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: go make sure she's okay, and not like feeling alone.

710
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: Even if I am feeling alone, I just said there alone,

711
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm okay. Like I love that I can offer people

712
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: that and I'm self assured enough. And I wasn't always

713
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: like that. I would have been like, why are you

714
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: leaving me? Like you'd talk to me at all. It's

715
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: like now I can really be secure enough in those

716
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: settings and and and give that gift to someone who

717
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: you know has to do a lot of heavy lifting

718
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: around family and friends or whatever. And also even if

719
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 1: I am feeling left out, they know that I'm not

720
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: going to be like pouty ladies and be like because

721
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,919
Speaker 1: I've done that before too, I've just being like, yeah,

722
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: it was fun, it's fine, and just like well yeah,

723
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: and and they might leave you alone and they know

724
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: you're okay, but they know that you're gonna have resentment

725
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: about it. Like I can truly now let go of that,

726
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: I think and realize going into a situation, this isn't

727
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 1: the Nikki Show. Like you can have that when you

728
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: get home. He's not gonna be doting on you all

729
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: the time. You can't. If you want that you got,

730
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: you're asking for a pushover and you don't you're not

731
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: attracted to mend that are like that. Um So I

732
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 1: think that that's kind of something I've had to do,

733
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: and I think that it depends on like how obviously

734
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 1: with COVID now, but like there's nothing worse than being

735
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: wried about someone else when you bring someone and you're

736
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: like having to like just make sure that they're not

737
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: feeling awkward or and I listen. But that's but saying that,

738
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: I also want to say, Noah, if you ever go

739
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: to something with me, like an event where you feel

740
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: awkward and I go no, I got you. I like that,

741
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: but like a partner that you're just like, you can

742
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: do this. It's not as big of a deal as

743
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: you're making it. I'm not disrespecting you by leaving you

744
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: over there. I want you to come along, But if

745
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 1: you want to go over there, I'm gonna leave you

746
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 1: there and know that you're gonna be okay. I'm gonna

747
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: be by the shrimp cocktail party over there, eating some shrimp.

748
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 1: You go hang out with people, I'll be fine. I'll

749
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: be with the shrimp. But I also love someone who

750
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: is willing to admit that they're scared going into social

751
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: situation and is going to say, hey, listen, this is

752
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: what I need from you, and I'll go, oh my god,

753
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: thank you for like this is what I can give you.

754
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: Let's compromise. Yes, there's a difference between here are my

755
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: fears and I don't want to go because dude, I

756
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: hate talking to people and I hate this and I

757
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: hate just using the word hate all the time as

758
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: opposed to like, oh no, I'm just scared. Like there's

759
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: a difference between those two things. And you know, I mean, look,

760
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: I get it. Some social interactions, some social parties are

761
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 1: the fucking worst, and you don't know anyone there, and

762
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: you feel like you're out in left field. So you

763
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: want to feel intended to by your significant other because

764
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: you're so uncomfortable. But like, there's a way to just

765
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: be like flow, let's all just flow. But then it's

766
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: interesting because then on the other end of that is like, yeah,

767
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 1: let's just fucking flow. Let's sucking eat acid at the party,

768
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: you do whatever, and it's like, well, well that's too

769
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: much flow. Yeah we drank. They drink a little too much.

770
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: They get to be they're they're taking chances on the

771
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: dance floor that you're like, I don't think that. You

772
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: don't want to see the still photo of that later on? Yeah,

773
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: there's you just want someone. And I think this comes

774
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: back to the best relationships are ones where each individual

775
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: would be fine without the other person. You're not dependent

776
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: in any way. Like That's what my old abuse of

777
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: therapist used to say, and I really do believe that

778
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 1: was the one nugget I got from her, aside from

779
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: the fact that I'm not a beauty and that's okay,

780
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: is that the best relationship is one that you can

781
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: live without with or without and you'll be fine. Like

782
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: the way Share describes men, She's like, I think they're

783
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: a luxury, They're not a necessity. My life is good.

784
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 1: I might get a nice Bentley, but I don't need

785
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: a Bentley to get around like I feel for the

786
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 1: first time ever that Um and that's why Shared dated

787
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: Vid David Geffen for eighteen months in the fucking seventies.

788
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 1: David Gvin was gay. Eighteen months. He was in a

789
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: love affair with Shair. They were the most in love

790
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: he's ever been. They were deeply in love, lived together,

791
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: came out of nowhere. He the first woman he'd ever

792
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 1: been attracted to. And um, and I just I'm like, oh,

793
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: that's why Share was just like, this guy actually adds

794
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: to my life. Come along. I don't even care if

795
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: you're before, Like, I just want you around and until

796
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: you until I fall in love with. Um? Who did

797
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 1: she fall in love with? Uh? That? What are those brothers?

798
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: The not Doobie brothers, That Alan brothers, That Alan Parson

799
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: are the some one of those brother man? She fell

800
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: in love with one of those Greg. She fell in

801
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: love with Greg Almond and kicked old Geff into the curb.

802
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: But I just like that because ever since I heard herself,

803
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: she said so many great things of like, Mom, I

804
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: am like, I just want you to marry Richmond. Mom,

805
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: I am a rich man, and like the men are

806
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: a luxury that she goes. I love men. They're like dessert.

807
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: I love dessert. Do I have it? Do I need dessert? No?

808
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: But it's nice to have sometimes, like and that's not

809
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: insulting men of like, you're not ship. We don't need you.

810
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: It's like, no, you like you would make my life better.

811
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: But if I don't have you, I can still be Okay. Yeah,

812
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: it's like women for me are just a hole in

813
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: the wall, yes, with hair in the wall. Although I

814
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: do sometimes when I'm in a physical relationship, I miss masturbating.

815
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 1: I miss like having a little quiet orgasm by myself

816
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: in bed, like laying like a in a sarcophagus. But

817
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: why can't you have that in related because if you

818
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: live with someone, because I I'll have to suck a dick,

819
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: like I have to like service someone, which I like

820
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 1: doing as well. What about when you have like two

821
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: days off from that person, do you feel like, okay,

822
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: it's time to masturbate or you're like okay, I'm kind

823
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: of tired now. I don't even feel sexual. No, Sometimes

824
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: I just yeah, Sometimes I'm like, oh no, I just

825
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: came a couple of times the other day, so I

826
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: don't need to. But they're sometimes where I'm like, I

827
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 1: just I want to see what King dot com has out,

828
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: Like they put out some new videos probably, and they've

829
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: been making more videos steering towards my preferences because I

830
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: think they're learning that, you know, Gang Bang should be

831
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Speaker 1: supportive purchases they connected. Oh god, I've a couple of

832
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: bondage pieces saved on there. Okay, let's get to the news.

833
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: That news you your first day. Happy Thursday, folks. It

834
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: is Thursday, so we all know what that means. It

835
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 1: is Thursday. I hope you're having all the swells out there.

836
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: Nikki Is I just got a canker sore burn in

837
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 1: my ear. It's like coming up through my ear. It's fine.

838
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: I'm being a little bit of a baby. No, you're

839
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: not baby. What do you want your bottle to? The

840
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: sick roll? In psychology? Remember yet last night when you

841
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: told we confirmed that we would both be really good psychologists,

842
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: and then you said that there was math involved. Yeah,

843
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of math, but I remember

844
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: I remember I took one psychology class in college that

845
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: I cheated every time on, and I think I actually

846
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: was given the final. I think I said, my grandma

847
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: died again, and uh she ate her like an older

848
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: new banana or something, and then like she had hamburger,

849
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: and then like you know, no, but but they gave me.

850
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: I got to take the test by myself, and I

851
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: snuck in notes and I still failed the test with

852
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: the information in front of me. I think the numbers

853
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: that you saw that the math was just the time

854
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: of the class that that's true, showed up for and

855
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know what time it was. Okay, a house

856
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: where have all those swells? Okay, a house when team

857
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: violently murder Oh, a house where team violently murdered his

858
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: mom and sisters features chilling Halloween display twenty years after

859
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:33,240
Speaker 1: the killings. Okay, well that's awful. Yeah. So John Cecilin

860
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: twenty years ago beat his mother and teen sister with

861
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: a baseball bat. I guess it's the sports moment and

862
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: stabbed him. That's so funny, And stabbed him with a

863
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: kitchen knife before he plunged a blade into his distraught

864
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: six year old sister's throat. Okay, I mean we don't

865
00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: need to hear distraught distraught his call and placid six

866
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 1: year old sister who just watched her mother get beaten

867
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: with a bat. I mean this specifics make things so

868
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: much worse. And they don't know what she was at

869
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: the time. They don't know if she was distraught. They're

870
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 1: adding things before baby cam and like TikTok where she

871
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: filmed it. There are three gravestones around so nowadays, so

872
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: the people that live there now are owning homage to

873
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 1: the murders, decorating it for Halloween. It was their family's home,

874
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: they've lived in it, they rented to this family where

875
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: the killings happened, so it was there. It was like, yeah,

876
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: it doesn't make it better. I mean, I think the

877
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: sad thing here is is that, um now, this is

878
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: so now. They have three gravestones that surrounded by police tape.

879
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: There's evidence marker of a baseball bat on the porch,

880
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: the front door, and silhouettes on the glass would help

881
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: us written and dripping red paint no on the front windows.

882
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: The woman who grew up And now, okay, so this

883
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: is the thing. What is the thing? Because this is

884
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 1: not This house is well known for these killings, right,

885
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: and so constantly they live in the house now constantly

886
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: people will drive by and you know, oh John killed

887
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: the girl or whatever. You know. So this woman that

888
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: owns it is like, I'm aware would happened here. Yeah,

889
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: it was a triple because three died. But she wants

890
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: to go I'm aware what happened here. We know what

891
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: happened here. She leaned into it to show like whereat

892
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: that a child died makes it like not okay? And

893
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: I and I hate to be the person that's like, well,

894
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: it's fine if it's adult like having these caveats of

895
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: like cancel culture or whatever. I don't. I just think

896
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: it's it's so fucking tragic, especially since the six year

897
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: old was distraught. I didn't know that until that. Um,

898
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just it just is

899
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: tacky and and and insensitive. What did you think of?

900
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 1: This kind of reminds me of the backlash that Kim

901
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: Kardashian is getting for the o J joke because she

902
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: said I can take a stab at it, and she said,

903
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: you know, he was the first black man I met,

904
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 1: let me a stab in the dark something. What other

905
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: jokes she made something about him being distraught. No, I

906
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: don't think he was. He was he was if anyone, yeah,

907
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: he was straught. Um No, I think, well, I think

908
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. Your glove that you're wearing looks shittier

909
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: than the Bruno'malley gloves found at the crime scene. Look,

910
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 1: it does fit. So I can't quit. I want to quit. Um,

911
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,720
Speaker 1: Wait a second, I really think that there's something about

912
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: like murders where you're just like God, I just think

913
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: when there are children involved, we don't we don't need to.

914
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: Like the baseball bad It's just it's too much. It's

915
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: so sad and it makes it almost everyone else can

916
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 1: joke about it. But then if you're close to it,

917
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: you can't joke, like you know what I mean, Like

918
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: there's been thousands of jokes, but because j jokes. It's like, listen,

919
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: if I ever get stabbed by, if I ever died tragically,

920
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: and the murder is just like so horrible, so um brutal,

921
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: look so sad. I'm distraught. I'm six. I'm telling you

922
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: I'm okay with jokes being made about it, because that's

923
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 1: how you deal with pain, That's what I'm saying. So yeah,

924
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: but if you're close to it, that laceration, you can't.

925
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: A joke ain't going to solve that kind of pain.

926
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: But yes, that is how people. I hope people make

927
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: jokes about whatever kind of befalls me in the end.

928
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: You know. Um, I remember Sarah Silverman did a joke

929
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: at one of the roasts about Jennifer Love Hewitt and

930
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: she said that, you know, Jennifer love It, you're Jennifer

931
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 1: Love Hugh It is here. Ah, hi doll. People call

932
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: you a a young Audrey Hepburn. Do you is that

933
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: weird to you that knowing you're going to die of

934
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:17,760
Speaker 1: colon cancer? M hmm, because Audreyburn died of colon cancer

935
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: and I remember that getting a lot of um. It's

936
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: just like she didn't kill her, She's just acknowledging she died.

937
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: The word cancer people are like, my great uncle died

938
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: of cancer. When Sarah says it cancer, it sounds cute.

939
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: It is really fun to talk like her because it's

940
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:45,720
Speaker 1: like it just makes things like like just more cute

941
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: and silly and liked. Yeah. Um so, but I know,

942
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: I just think it's interesting that like with Kim. Kim

943
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: was close to it, So that's her joke to make.

944
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: I think her dad died to cancer or oh yeah

945
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: cancer and then can and then this woman it's her house.

946
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: She should be able to make the joke, Like if

947
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: anyone can make the jokes, she should be able to

948
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: make the joke. But I also think, like it's interesting

949
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 1: when like people put up scary decorations, but when there's

950
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 1: a true story behind it, it had so much more.

951
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: Would you rather someone stab you or be with a

952
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: baseball bat to kill you? I just wanted you to, like, pick,

953
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: you've been stabbed, okay, and so you know what that

954
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: feels like. I don't yet though, So I want to

955
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: just see what it would feel like to spend it

956
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: all depends on where you're stabbed and where where the baseball?

957
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: Did you? Wait? Okay, so let me just say, let

958
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: me offer you some choices of okay, thanks. Uh. So,

959
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: let's say you have to be put to death, right gallows?

960
00:51:55,040 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: What's the gallows again? Head chopped off? Keep guessing, Vincent Gallo?

961
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: He stabbed you know? Yes? Hung so hung um uh

962
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: firing squad okay um u um lethal injection. So we're

963
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: going by like or um electric chair. Uh, let's throw

964
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: it in, but you're not going to choose that one.

965
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 1: Who's who is going to choose that? Or um uh

966
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: um getting hit by a jump jumping off a building

967
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: like a tall building, or um a semi truck running

968
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:39,359
Speaker 1: you over at like sixty. I don't think no one's

969
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: going to pick pace about that. I mean, we've we've

970
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: those would be fine. I think I think it's pretty easy.

971
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: Lethal injection really yea, I have heard lethal injections really painful.

972
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: I think I don't think it's like that humane. I

973
00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: would probably go firing range for you. Oh from me. No,

974
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: I would do firing range for myself too. But here's

975
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: the thing. It depends where they're shooting you. That's like well,

976
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: I mean I would say, please aim for my head.

977
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: I get the firing range. This is very Graham. The

978
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 1: reason why I wouldn't do it for you is because

979
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 1: I want to know that I'm twitchy and they might

980
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: miss it and hit my jaw. No, I just if

981
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: I did it with like six other guys, i'd be

982
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: upset that I don't know if I'm the one. That's

983
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: why they do it, you know, so they don't know

984
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: who did it. You want to know, you want to

985
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: know one all right, let's get to the next story. Halloween.

986
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 1: That's a good Halloween section. That was a really good

987
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: Halloween segment. Sorry for the gruesome nature of it, but yeah,

988
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: your honestly, I just have one thing to say. Can

989
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 1: we send that Black Mirrors killer robot dog grows huge penis?

990
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 1: No think robot with a giant cock became a reality

991
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: terrifying four legged robot dog with a sniper rifle. I

992
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,760
Speaker 1: never saw the Black Neror episode they're referencing, but okay,

993
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: on its back was unveiled at a trade ship, unveiled, unveiled.

994
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: I wish the lambs would be unveiled. Um, okay, So

995
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 1: there was a why are people making murderous robots when

996
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: we are so close to the robots being like just

997
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 1: turning their heads, being like, I am smarter than you. Now,

998
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: my roombot would never hurt me. Well, then they're going

999
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: to say the robot dog would never hurt you. I

1000
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: mean if you, But I'm not striking strubbing a rifle

1001
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: to my room, bas back, maybe we should and sell it.

1002
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 1: That'd be pretty bad if one day my room but

1003
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 1: was just like and then it just slowly was like right, yeah, Nikki,

1004
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: time to die. And it just like started like vacuuming

1005
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: over my feet and I'd be like, room, but this

1006
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,839
Speaker 1: is fucking ridiculous. What are you even doing? Get back

1007
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: to that dust, getting rid of bu trying to eradicate bunyan.

1008
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: It would be funny. No, and then it just like

1009
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: rolls over me and I get sucked into it and

1010
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: it just climbs over. That would be like a horror

1011
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 1: movie where a roomba just is like and I'm like no,

1012
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: and it's like my leg and it's just crawling up

1013
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 1: my leg and then it just like makes me all bloodied.

1014
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: So then I bleed out and then it cleans it up. Yeah,

1015
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: and then it goes like me perfect crime now cleaning

1016
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:34,280
Speaker 1: room feeling, and then Luigi high fives it. Hey, look

1017
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 1: this is a little dark. Okay, what's the next new?

1018
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: But I love that they called this thing a dog

1019
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 1: to like like it's kind of like Sarah's woman saying cancer.

1020
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 1: It's like it's just a dog, second murderous little dog dog.

1021
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 1: It's just a robot that's gonna destroy us all. But

1022
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: it looks so clue yeah, it's a little um. Yeah,

1023
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: so we're probably gonna definitely die by that. I mean,

1024
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 1: we're gonna blame these nerds for being for hooking guns

1025
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,399
Speaker 1: up to these robots, like those robots that they that

1026
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: look like the NFL one. Yeah, it's it's like they

1027
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: always have a dynamics uld drive by it all the

1028
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: time where I worked in ye Boston, Taunton, Massachusetts, would

1029
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: drive by it and you're like, God, there's nothing good

1030
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: going on up in that road. Well, yeah, you gotta

1031
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be right back. It's time. You

1032
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: know what time it is? Sports Gears Andrew's weekly sports Moment. Wait, boy,

1033
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 1: I love Thursdays. Yeah, and you put on your little

1034
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: sport glove for this one and your your golf hat.

1035
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: My I got it all boy, getting ready for my

1036
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: golf trip. I feel like if I wear it more,

1037
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: I'll beat my brothers. Okay. A fan caught a ball

1038
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: in her friends prosthetic leg during a White Sox game.

1039
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: So they were waving this girl's leg at the outfielder

1040
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: with a mid of the end, no, just the whole

1041
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: of the prosthetic leg. Way. Yeah, I think it's a

1042
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: thigh thickness that the top of it the tip. Oh

1043
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: my god, Yeah, it does look like one of those scoops,

1044
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: those like lacrosse kind of netted. Oh my god, that's hilarious.

1045
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: I love this. I love I love a prosthetic leg

1046
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: being used as a prop and just own it. Yeah,

1047
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: it's fine. I wish I if I lost my legs,

1048
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: I pray to God that I could have a sense

1049
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: of humor about it. I saw this one, this TikTok

1050
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: where this guy gets on the leg machine at at

1051
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 1: like him and he has no legs and he's like

1052
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: like he forgot today. That's so funny, and it's just like,

1053
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 1: oh my fun that ship. There's just something so hot

1054
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: about a guy with one leg that's like in shape.

1055
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: No offense to people that are like being I would

1056
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: think that most people. But there's like a really fit

1057
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 1: guy that has has you think it's lost in the

1058
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: war or like he blew it off cleaning his gun

1059
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 1: or whatever, like or some robot dog bit it. Yeah,

1060
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: attack that one guy that one dog dick hit it.

1061
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: There's just it's so hot for someone. I love a

1062
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: guy with a limp. I got it, And I'm not

1063
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: trying to like sexualize or um, what's it called fetishize that?

1064
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: Because I know that I once had a friend that

1065
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 1: was really into women with stumps and like prosthetics, like

1066
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: actively was horned up for it, and so why not

1067
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 1: that's great? Yeah, but I don't when when does a fetish?

1068
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: Why is a fetish bad? I'll tell you I would not.

1069
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 1: I would like to. I would definitely think about being

1070
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: with someone younger. But if they had a mill fetish

1071
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: where they're like, I like that you're older, like that's

1072
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 1: the reason they wanted to be with me, it would

1073
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 1: feel icky. And I think that a lot of that's true.

1074
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 1: If that was why then because I if they liked

1075
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: my little stumpy lashes. I pretty no. I don't want

1076
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: to fake ones on right now, by the way, I don't.

1077
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: Don't you dare to blame me for that? Um, I

1078
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: wear them on my theater shows. I wear fake ones.

1079
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: But I will say that I think I can't speak

1080
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 1: for the Asian women, but I do hear that Asian

1081
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: women it's it sucks for them because sometimes they're fetishized

1082
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: when they think it's just a guy wanting to go

1083
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: out with them, but it's really about and it it

1084
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: just makes it not about you. Like when I got

1085
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: upset last night, it was because I thought you were

1086
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: saying you only hang out with me because you're I'm

1087
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 1: your boss, And I was like, that makes me feel

1088
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: that is a facet of our relationship and that you

1089
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 1: do like about me, probably, but in that I give

1090
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: you opportunity and believe in you and all the things

1091
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: that come with being your employer. But also that's it, Like,

1092
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: that's what I would feel if it was like if

1093
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 1: someone had a mill fetish. My thing is that if

1094
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 1: you're a prosthetic, if you have a prosthetic leg right,

1095
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: a lot of people are instantly ruling you out because

1096
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: of that. So if there's a small percentage of people

1097
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: that are like really turned on by it, if I

1098
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: had a prosthetic, I'd be like, yeah, I will say

1099
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: if men were into bunyan's, I would if you only

1100
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 1: like me for my bunyans, so do I. I only like.

1101
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 1: My point being is like a lot of people rule

1102
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 1: you out, probably after they saw your feet, Yeah, they

1103
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: probably would. I went to a foot fetish party for

1104
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: Not Safe, and the guy was just like, you've never

1105
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: seen that clip. He just goes, that's not for me

1106
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: and it was it was actually offensive. And then one

1107
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: guy was massaging my feet and he said he was

1108
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: getting excited. What can we go through? What happens at

1109
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: a foot fetish party? Like you go in and they

1110
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 1: go take off your shoes, and then you go in

1111
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: and there's women hired to either be like kind of models,

1112
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: foot models that walk around and they'll walk on guy's feet.

1113
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: They're like, you know, a guy will land the ground

1114
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: and a woman will just put her feet on the

1115
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: man and they'll suck their feet and they get tipped

1116
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 1: and things there and then they're, um, it's mostly men

1117
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 1: paying to be there and women being paid probably by

1118
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: you take your shoes off and the guy goes. He

1119
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 1: was just like yikes, okay, and I go and then

1120
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: I put I put my feet together. It was a

1121
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: really funny clip. I put my toes together and did

1122
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 1: this like this, like I was contracting of the evil

1123
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: plane because I can. I'm pretty, but I'm pretty dextrous

1124
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 1: with me with my toes. Um. Yeah, so but yeah,

1125
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 1: anyone that owns that ship, that's awesome. And I like that.

1126
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 1: It was the girl's friends too. The girl is just like,

1127
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: I just stop it. They were bullying her, and we're like,

1128
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 1: that's fucking cool. Man, Like my friend who used to

1129
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 1: pee her pants when she laughed, Like that was like

1130
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: a true disability she had. Every time she left to

1131
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: ar she would kiss her pants, all full bladder, not

1132
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 1: just a little squirt, full bladder. And we used to

1133
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 1: like we used to just surround her when we thought

1134
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: it was happening and try to get it. I mean,

1135
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 1: Kirsten would fight each other to be like, no, I

1136
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 1: was the one that made her pee, almost like a

1137
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: firing range, like no, it was me, it was mine.

1138
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 1: I'm like something about a full bladder that just makes

1139
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 1: it so much sadder because it takes that's a thirty second. Like, dude,

1140
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: she didn't have that. She didn't have any power to

1141
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 1: stop her peace stream because one time I was peeing.

1142
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 1: She was over my house and I went in the

1143
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: bathroom and was peeing. We were talking and I couldn't

1144
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: hear her, so I stopped my stream and be like,

1145
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: what did you say? And she goes, did you just what? Did? You?

1146
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: Just stopped and started again and they go, yeah, everyone

1147
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: can do that. Then she's like, I can't. Once it starts,

1148
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: it all goes out and I was like, oh, um, okay,

1149
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 1: ever controlled it or not, you know, And when those

1150
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 1: commercials came out that we're like, gotta go, gotta go,

1151
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 1: gotta go right now, I gotta go, gotta go. I

1152
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: was like, get on that stuff. Talk to your doctor

1153
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 1: about laracell or whatever the funk it was. Your ears

1154
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: fall off, but then can stop your piss. Yeah, I

1155
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 1: mean she was born prematurely. So she also has this

1156
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 1: thing on her eye that her doctor said that one day.

1157
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 1: I start laughing because it's so funny the way the

1158
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 1: doctor described it. But they said that like one day

1159
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 1: her eye will she'll just she'll go blind in one

1160
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: of her eyes, and that the curtain will close. It'll

1161
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: be like and we just always pictured like two little

1162
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: guys on the side of her eyes being like and

1163
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 1: it's time to like the end of the show, and

1164
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: then like people come out and bow and flowers. Like

1165
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: one time we were swimming in the pool and she

1166
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: was like, guys, the curtains closing. The carden is closing,

1167
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: and we were like, but it hasn't closed yet. So

1168
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 1: she's she's okay for now. There's got to be something

1169
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 1: you can do about that, some kind of stitches, cool eyepatch.

1170
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,919
Speaker 1: She'll be fine, that's pretty cool. No, she'll she'll deal.

1171
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 1: But it is sad. I mean blindness. I can't think

1172
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 1: of anything. Honestly, I really would rather lose my ability

1173
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 1: to walk than to be to go blind. But I've

1174
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 1: never heard someone blind just because their eyelids don't work. No,

1175
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: it's not their eyelids, dude. It was like it was

1176
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 1: just a it's like macular deilation. But it would happen

1177
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: like I thought when you were talking about curtains, like

1178
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 1: there were two little guys pulling the eyelids together, like sane.

1179
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 1: That is insane that you thought that that might be

1180
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 1: a thing that your eyelids would just permanently closed and

1181
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 1: we just surgically remove your eyelid if it refused to

1182
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: like a stingy clam. Oh my god. We used to

1183
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: call this one guy quam eyes because he kind of

1184
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 1: tore to dish. He talked to his mouth just like

1185
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,920
Speaker 1: because he wanted to, And we used to call him

1186
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: quam eyes because his eyes. A lot of people do

1187
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 1: have clam eyes. I'm jealous of them because their eyes

1188
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 1: meet the same up as down, do you know, like

1189
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 1: they come together in the middle instead of mine go

1190
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: the top comes down. But quam I people, because he

1191
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:03,560
Speaker 1: had that us we called him Clammis and his eyes

1192
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 1: were like Unda dust Si and they were widow quams.

1193
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: And then there are times Steve Shemmy has quam eyes.

1194
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: You know where It's like it both. So send in

1195
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: your quam I submission for our next Fan Trex. Hey,

1196
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:17,040
Speaker 1: can I go to the bathroom before we get to

1197
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 1: fan trax or maybe um Andrew can just harald us in? Okay,

1198
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 1: you hold the show? Why I It's gonna be very

1199
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,600
Speaker 1: very fast. Okay, yeah, I got it all right, No,

1200
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 1: let's get it. Let's let's start out Fan Trax. Oh

1201
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 1: Man obviously sounds happier than ever. So what do we

1202
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:46,959
Speaker 1: got first? Here? Excited? Okay, I don't know. I feel

1203
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,760
Speaker 1: like we need to wait for Nikki to come back. No,

1204
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 1: start her up, I'll fill her in. So Noah, Yeah,

1205
01:05:56,920 --> 01:06:01,680
Speaker 1: let's read this one. Noah's famouss Tucson famous, which is

1206
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 1: you're like a R rated celebrity. Nikki is the alphabet.

1207
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:13,200
Speaker 1: Nikki is so famous that she got me recognized in

1208
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 1: Tucson at an a in my life, Story of my life.

1209
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:18,440
Speaker 1: I gotta put back on my Tailor Swift shirt. I

1210
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 1: put over my jumper because you know, I'm going strong now.

1211
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 1: I think this is like day seven of Taylor of

1212
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 1: a Tailor Swift shirt, and some might be a repeats,

1213
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 1: but they're different shirts. I want to get to take

1214
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:31,080
Speaker 1: off your holes, to take off the shirt, to get

1215
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 1: up to the rumper. But I'm back. Okay, no, what, Yeah,

1216
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 1: you got spotted at ari I by someone who recognized

1217
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 1: your voice. It was so cute that can I just

1218
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 1: read this part of the message, which is already giving

1219
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 1: me a hot flash. Okay, he goes. I just realized

1220
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 1: I saw you and av at ari I tonight. I

1221
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 1: was listening to the pod before I got there and

1222
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 1: overheard you talking. I was like, man, that voice sounds

1223
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 1: really familiar. Then I looked you up on Instagram and

1224
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:01,960
Speaker 1: sure enough it was you. Oh my god, and you

1225
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 1: remember this guy? So yes, because I then, of course

1226
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 1: I go and I look him up on Instagram and

1227
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: we like, I went to, do you know that this

1228
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 1: guy was on Instagram from from the from the message

1229
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 1: that he sent. Picked him up from the message? Got it?

1230
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,320
Speaker 1: Got it? I thought you were like saw him in

1231
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 1: r e I and there was a new kind of

1232
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 1: shazam for people's faces. No, no, no, And then like

1233
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 1: I do remember I was looking at like the leggings

1234
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:31,040
Speaker 1: and stuff, and I just like, see this guy kind

1235
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: of like looking at me. But I didn't like I was,

1236
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing of it. You were just like,

1237
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 1: oh you might think I'm cute, or you might have

1238
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:42,720
Speaker 1: overheard a conversation or yeah. And I just find that

1239
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 1: people here in Tucson are very um, sociable and like

1240
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 1: just friendly, you know. They just imagine tell us friends

1241
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 1: in a parking lot, six of them. I met six

1242
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 1: like well eventually became six friends. Um so yeah, so

1243
01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 1: high and thank you. I hope that I didn't say

1244
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 1: anything weird. I love that. And can I just beg

1245
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 1: our listeners, if you see us out and about maybe

1246
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 1: you're nothing, maybe you don't even want to, but like say, hi,

1247
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,440
Speaker 1: we would love it. Would you have loved it? Or

1248
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:14,480
Speaker 1: what do you feel? I would have been like, okay,

1249
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 1: So you remember I was, um, my sister in law

1250
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,559
Speaker 1: and my brother took me on vacation when we were

1251
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 1: doing the radio show. It was maybe like two months

1252
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,080
Speaker 1: in and uh, it was like a Ritz Carlton. It

1253
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 1: was like a very nice hotel. Remember that we were

1254
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:32,200
Speaker 1: at breakfast and my nephew just kept going Auntie Noah,

1255
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:35,479
Speaker 1: Auntie Noah. And someone at a table nearby overheard. I

1256
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,640
Speaker 1: think her name was Steph. And she comes over and

1257
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:40,599
Speaker 1: she goes, are you the Noah from the Nikki Glaser

1258
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 1: radio show? And I was just like my whole world.

1259
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:46,160
Speaker 1: It was like you know, um in the Wonder Years

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01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 1: when where they like zoom out of Kevin's head and

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01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 1: there's that like narrator, that that narrator voice. Yes, it

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01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,639
Speaker 1: was just like what is happening? And she was so sweet.

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01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:58,839
Speaker 1: She said she would listen every morning, and I couldn't

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01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,559
Speaker 1: believe that I got recognized that that point. That's how famous.

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01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 1: I mean, people do love you, and they love your

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01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 1: voice as I'm talking over it. No, it's like it

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01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: makes me so happy when people give me letters to

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01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,880
Speaker 1: give to you, which, by the way, I do have. Um,

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01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:17,439
Speaker 1: actually I have it. No, please don't, okay, but I do.

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01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 1: I do have more letters from our our fans this

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01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 1: past week. Maybe these are from last week. Anyway, Let's

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01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 1: get to our Let's get to one of the voice

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01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: memos or you're gonna read one. Let's um let's play

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01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: a voice memo from Kristen. Hey, Jukie, bestie, kristin here,

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01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 1: long time listening, And so I have a mispronunciation story,

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01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,559
Speaker 1: and I also want to shut you guys out for

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01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:44,599
Speaker 1: giving me some courage recently. So my mispronunciation story takes

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01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 1: place like ten years ago. I was in middle school

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01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:49,679
Speaker 1: and my long distance bestie and I were hanging out

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01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:53,000
Speaker 1: with your grandparents doing what we always did, making updates

1281
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:56,640
Speaker 1: to our tumbler pages. I was googling something and I

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01:09:56,680 --> 01:10:00,080
Speaker 1: needed to minimize a pop out window, but instead and

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01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 1: saying that, I said minimize and I've pretty much pronounced

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01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:10,000
Speaker 1: that way ever since. I hope that next thing is NICKI.

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01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,280
Speaker 1: I have to shout you out. You brought me so

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01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,680
Speaker 1: much light during COVID and I can never thank you

1287
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,559
Speaker 1: enough for being my Taylor Swift. I remember how you've

1288
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 1: openly talked about attending comedy shows alone and how much

1289
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:22,920
Speaker 1: you enjoyed it, and so you inspired me to get

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01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:26,800
Speaker 1: tickets to your show this Friday in Durham, North CAPLACKI

1291
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 1: I spent more than I've ever spent on shows or

1292
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 1: tickets so that I could get a seat in row A.

1293
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for Andrew and Anya in the whole game.

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01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 1: So thank you for giving me the courage to attend

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01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:39,720
Speaker 1: the show alone. Look out for me because I'm going

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01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:42,080
Speaker 1: to be wearing these snakes scanned boots I bought after

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01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:45,599
Speaker 1: seeing how hot you looked in your pink ones. Also, Nikki,

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01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 1: your voice sounds adorable and you'll be welcome with open

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01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:50,760
Speaker 1: arms and Durham no matter what Canker swore procedure you

1300
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 1: just had. Also, ps, I love how that one best

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01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:56,000
Speaker 1: bet wrote in one time said how they wrote out

1302
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: their voice message before recording, and so I did the

1303
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 1: same thing. Love you guys can tell I love her.

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01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:05,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't want to minimalize that, but

1305
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,840
Speaker 1: that was fantastic. I'm just like, I don't know if

1306
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,559
Speaker 1: if if I if our listeners get the same joy

1307
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 1: from hearing these as we do. But Jesus Christ, what

1308
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:21,680
Speaker 1: was her name? Kristen? Kristen? Um, make sure you um

1309
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:25,560
Speaker 1: you DM me girl and and let me know um

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01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:29,000
Speaker 1: uh you're I want to meet you. So I'll give

1311
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:31,960
Speaker 1: you a little meet and great um bump up um,

1312
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 1: because thank you so much for did she say she

1313
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:38,200
Speaker 1: want four tickets? I didn't hear four tickets, but she

1314
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:40,679
Speaker 1: said that it was Um, you know, she had saved

1315
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 1: up and spent a good amount of money and she's

1316
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 1: looking forward to I mean, I am like overwhelmed by

1317
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 1: people spending their hard earned money on a ticket to

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01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 1: see me. I am going to that show is going

1319
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 1: to be super special now, more so than ever because

1320
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,320
Speaker 1: in swear night and my brother and my little brother

1321
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:58,719
Speaker 1: and his wife's gonna be that's awesome. No, I'm gonna

1322
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:04,680
Speaker 1: really give it my all now because no, not really. Well,

1323
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,559
Speaker 1: I'm taking it back down a couple of notches, Crystal.

1324
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:09,839
Speaker 1: But what she says she's gonna be wearing pink boots,

1325
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 1: Um she got oh yes, yes, yes, mine the minor.

1326
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:18,080
Speaker 1: I hope they're not real, but I'm assuming they're not

1327
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 1: because it's all right, I have I'll allow it. This

1328
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 1: girl can do no wrong in my book. I loved

1329
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:29,240
Speaker 1: that note. I love that she wrote it out. I

1330
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:31,439
Speaker 1: love that another bestie kind of encouraged her to do that,

1331
01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:32,800
Speaker 1: because I bet there's a lot of people that are like,

1332
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fuck it up and I'm gonna say something

1333
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,160
Speaker 1: stupid and then it's gonna like beep, and then it's

1334
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:38,720
Speaker 1: gonna be too late, and then no one's gonna play it.

1335
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna get made fun of. We won't do that

1336
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 1: to you. By the way, and if you come to

1337
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:45,640
Speaker 1: my show, let me just make sure you know I

1338
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:48,320
Speaker 1: am never if you need to go to the bathroom

1339
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,800
Speaker 1: and get up in the middle of me telling a

1340
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,840
Speaker 1: story and it's really quiet, I'm never going to be like,

1341
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:56,000
Speaker 1: look at this guy taking a fucking dump or this

1342
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,639
Speaker 1: girl's way out. Where are you going, missy. I'm never

1343
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:00,920
Speaker 1: going to call you out. I understand and panic disorders,

1344
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,759
Speaker 1: I understand anxiety, I understand having to do the bathroom.

1345
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:05,640
Speaker 1: I want you to be as comfortable as possible and

1346
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:08,439
Speaker 1: never feel trapped. You can run out screaming, and I

1347
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:10,920
Speaker 1: will never be like, fuck you bitch, like, I'm never

1348
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 1: gonna do that. So feel free to come to my

1349
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:16,759
Speaker 1: show and sit in the middle and don't be worried about,

1350
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm gonna be trapped. She's gonna like

1351
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,559
Speaker 1: it's gonna be too weird for me to get up,

1352
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 1: and then everyone's gonna see and she's gonna make fun

1353
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 1: of me. I will not do that to you, I promise,

1354
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 1: Unless you're wearing a really dumb shirt. Just kidding, but

1355
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:31,000
Speaker 1: I really won't. Yeah, I will don't do it during

1356
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,000
Speaker 1: Andrews bit, but mine, I promise, just hold it for Andrews.

1357
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,240
Speaker 1: But during mine, I will not make fun of you. Um,

1358
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: all right, let's get to uh, do you want to

1359
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: read the next one? Yeah? That one, or maybe it's

1360
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:44,920
Speaker 1: not the one that I think, But do you want

1361
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 1: to read the like one of the letters that someone

1362
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 1: gave you? Oh? Yes, sure, I'll read this. Sure, okay,

1363
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:53,040
Speaker 1: this says Nikki. Hold on, let me open the card. I. Um,

1364
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:57,599
Speaker 1: someone gave me a New York a um Starbucks ornament

1365
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 1: that says New York on it, and she'll got me

1366
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:02,240
Speaker 1: a Star Wars S gift card. Another person also got

1367
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 1: me a Nikki Glazer survival pack or like what are

1368
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:09,960
Speaker 1: those things where it's like the emergency emergency yet thank you?

1369
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 1: And it was yeah, and it was a Starbucks gift card.

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01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:18,679
Speaker 1: Um a the ordinary uh hydrating serum that I talked about.

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01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:22,639
Speaker 1: And what was the other thing on? Oh maybe also

1372
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 1: one with the tailor's with dog leash and it was

1373
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: something else that was really funny. God damn it, I'm sorry.

1374
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:29,960
Speaker 1: Maybe candy or no, it was a protein bar. It

1375
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,559
Speaker 1: was a vegan protein bar. So good. Thank you so much.

1376
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,000
Speaker 1: Forget the name of the person that gave it to me,

1377
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 1: but it was really really nice. Shake it off. Oh

1378
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,040
Speaker 1: my god, this is a tailor swift card. I know

1379
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 1: cards can be overwhelming for you, so I'll keep this short.

1380
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 1: You saved me from one of the darkest periods of

1381
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:46,639
Speaker 1: my life simply with a podcast episode. Your your feature

1382
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:50,719
Speaker 1: on Esther's Weird Adults podcast. Oh awesome. So um, guys,

1383
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,760
Speaker 1: check out me on Weird Adults with Esther. Um, Little Esther.

1384
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 1: No matter what path you take in your career, you're

1385
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:01,320
Speaker 1: five fans, true fans. I was like, five fans. Your

1386
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,280
Speaker 1: true fans will always have your back. We love you

1387
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,599
Speaker 1: for you. Your stand up does not make up your

1388
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:09,280
Speaker 1: entire identity. Thank you for forgetting me tickets to the

1389
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:12,599
Speaker 1: sold out show your Bustie, Christine. Christine, thank you so

1390
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:16,800
Speaker 1: much for that. And read this one other one really quickly. Um.

1391
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,320
Speaker 1: This girl gave me. This was from Jen. She gave

1392
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:22,719
Speaker 1: me them the cup. She said, I'm not always creative

1393
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:25,000
Speaker 1: with gifts, but I know you like Starbucks. Maybe you'll

1394
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 1: spot down, Maybe you'll spot John Mullaney again. Oh the

1395
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:35,280
Speaker 1: old Don Milaney at Starbucks yesterday. Actually, um, sometimes I

1396
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:38,000
Speaker 1: draw what a whole grain looks like for my patients,

1397
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 1: but I secretly think it looks more like a vagina.

1398
01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:43,320
Speaker 1: Thought you may enjoy my dual artwork that does look

1399
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:46,559
Speaker 1: like a vagina a whole grain. What does this bitch do? Yeah,

1400
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:55,000
Speaker 1: maybe she's a nutritionist or a gluten um. Uh yeah.

1401
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:57,559
Speaker 1: The guy that looks like us stressed out? Uh like

1402
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:01,519
Speaker 1: Starbucks barista John Mlaney John Laney four months ago. Yeah,

1403
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,519
Speaker 1: um he I saw him yesterday with Kristen at the Starbucks,

1404
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 1: and I did the thing that I hate when people do,

1405
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:08,280
Speaker 1: where I whispered to Curson, I go look behind you,

1406
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:11,080
Speaker 1: John M. Laney And and then she looked up and

1407
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:13,200
Speaker 1: he was looking at us right when he after he

1408
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,760
Speaker 1: saw me whisper doer. And I hope that he thought

1409
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,920
Speaker 1: that I was like, like, guy looks like John Laney

1410
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:21,920
Speaker 1: because John Laney's hot. It's not it's not bad, but

1411
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,800
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, it was just it seemed like

1412
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,559
Speaker 1: we were making fun of him. Because then she laughed

1413
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:28,000
Speaker 1: because it was so uncanny, but not because it felt

1414
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:30,920
Speaker 1: so bad. Then you almost want to say something, Yes

1415
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:34,400
Speaker 1: I did, but I didn't and I should have. My

1416
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:36,360
Speaker 1: canker stores were hurting so bad. I was just like,

1417
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let him think that we're bullying him.

1418
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I have another voice one you

1419
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:53,760
Speaker 1: and that glove. What's up? So many voice messages? Um?

1420
01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:59,759
Speaker 1: This one comes from Maddie. Hey, guys, how are you doing?

1421
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:03,000
Speaker 1: And Okay? First of all, I just want to say

1422
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:06,959
Speaker 1: that I'm the tooth who made all of those posts

1423
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:11,400
Speaker 1: in the Nikki sub reddy um. But none of them

1424
01:17:11,439 --> 01:17:14,639
Speaker 1: are negative though, So I just want to say that. Also,

1425
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:18,680
Speaker 1: you just put my story on your story, and if

1426
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,639
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to do that, I probably

1427
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:24,640
Speaker 1: would have written something cur so I'm glad that I didn't. UM.

1428
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:29,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, anyway, I just want to say, uh, like

1429
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:33,600
Speaker 1: during the whole pandemic, when you were, when you were

1430
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,600
Speaker 1: still doing the your podcast, I was. I was in

1431
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:40,760
Speaker 1: the exact same situation as you, because I was living

1432
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:43,720
Speaker 1: this amazing life in a different city with lots of

1433
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:47,639
Speaker 1: friends that I've always wanted, and I had to move

1434
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:49,519
Speaker 1: back in with my parents even though I felt like

1435
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:52,320
Speaker 1: we're too old and I didn't know what was going

1436
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:54,479
Speaker 1: to happen next. I was like, so, oh my god,

1437
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:58,519
Speaker 1: I was sort depressed and listening to you up every day.

1438
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:02,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like you haven't no idea? How oh god,

1439
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,519
Speaker 1: like what that did for me? It really really helped me.

1440
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,240
Speaker 1: So yeah, like that's what I really wanted to say,

1441
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:16,200
Speaker 1: and yeah, all the swells and don't be curt mm

1442
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:21,320
Speaker 1: hmmm what was his name? Maddie. Oh my god, Maddie,

1443
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:23,680
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I get really tear eyed when

1444
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:28,040
Speaker 1: people talk about um uh last year and like listening

1445
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:31,000
Speaker 1: to that podcast, because that podcast was really hard for

1446
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,880
Speaker 1: me to do because I was so depressed and some

1447
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:38,800
Speaker 1: days it was like running a marathon with prosthetic legs,

1448
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:40,439
Speaker 1: which I don't understand what that would be like, but

1449
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:45,360
Speaker 1: it really was like the last a lot easier. Um.

1450
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,000
Speaker 1: It was the last thing I wanted to do, and

1451
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:50,639
Speaker 1: it was so hard and I was so sad, and

1452
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:53,439
Speaker 1: I feel like it got me through it too, because

1453
01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:56,200
Speaker 1: I just I guess I was thinking about those people

1454
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:59,439
Speaker 1: that were listening. I can't even believe people were listening.

1455
01:18:59,479 --> 01:19:01,280
Speaker 1: I was in such bad place. I'm glad that it

1456
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:04,479
Speaker 1: helped people, but man, I was so alone then too.

1457
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 1: It just it makes me people feel better in retrospect,

1458
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:10,000
Speaker 1: even though maybe I wouldn't didn't know it at the time,

1459
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:13,640
Speaker 1: I think that like I felt like the hands of

1460
01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:15,639
Speaker 1: all the people on my back when I was sitting

1461
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:19,439
Speaker 1: in that chair and my dad's office, and like it

1462
01:19:19,479 --> 01:19:21,320
Speaker 1: was a hot summer day. I just remember being so

1463
01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:23,120
Speaker 1: depressed and being like, I don't want to do this

1464
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:25,760
Speaker 1: fucking podcast. I have to just talk by myself. I

1465
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,160
Speaker 1: don't have anything to talk about, and poor Noah would

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01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,160
Speaker 1: have to like edit it later on and like listen

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01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:32,479
Speaker 1: to me ramble about like I was. My brain was

1468
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:36,840
Speaker 1: so in a bad place. But there's something when I

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01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:40,559
Speaker 1: picture that time, I honestly start picturing like all these

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01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,200
Speaker 1: people listening and like how I wasn't alone, and like

1471
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 1: that podcast actually probably saved me. And honestly, thank you

1472
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 1: to everyone who listened to that and who listens to

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01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:51,920
Speaker 1: me now still and and because you put up with

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01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:56,479
Speaker 1: a lot here too. But I really love you, know,

1475
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:59,800
Speaker 1: I promise I've met everything. But just get in is

1476
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,639
Speaker 1: really fun to just drop it. Are you excited about

1477
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:08,360
Speaker 1: my brother me at the show tomorrow? So let's get um. No.

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01:20:08,479 --> 01:20:10,559
Speaker 1: I know, of course, I know that I was supposed

1479
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:12,839
Speaker 1: to say yes and then just kidding, but it's funnier

1480
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,400
Speaker 1: that thing you excited to me to do. No, I

1481
01:20:15,439 --> 01:20:19,280
Speaker 1: got it, just getting wait what did you say? Just

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01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:27,519
Speaker 1: wait one time? More time? I'm just kidd final thought.

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01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:33,439
Speaker 1: Do we have one more? Yes? Wait? Can you read

1484
01:20:33,479 --> 01:20:37,360
Speaker 1: the one that we you sent to us today from Andrew?

1485
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:41,519
Speaker 1: Andrew you should read it? Yeah, well you read that one? No? Uh, okay,

1486
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:47,519
Speaker 1: just kid, just getting just getting get that dog's dick

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01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:53,040
Speaker 1: out of your mouth and bread before Andrew. Okay, Um,

1488
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:56,760
Speaker 1: here it is. I had gallbladder surgery yesterday and when

1489
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:59,160
Speaker 1: I woke up in my room, my nurse kept asking

1490
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:02,400
Speaker 1: me random thing about you. I was answering all their questions,

1491
01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:05,519
Speaker 1: but I a little confused. Then when one of my

1492
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:08,320
Speaker 1: doctors came in, he was telling me that during the

1493
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:12,879
Speaker 1: whole surgery recovery, I was telling them that Nikki Glazer

1494
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:16,600
Speaker 1: is my best friend. Just geting no l O L

1495
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:19,160
Speaker 1: really having all the swells. I hope you guys are

1496
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:26,759
Speaker 1: staying well this girl. And from Amanda, what's Amanda? Amanda? Dude?

1497
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,519
Speaker 1: That makes me so happy that you even like the

1498
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:34,320
Speaker 1: stuff we say when we're in uh, you know, anesthesia

1499
01:21:34,479 --> 01:21:45,000
Speaker 1: state fantasia. When we're an a Stasia Kominski. No, when

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01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,719
Speaker 1: we that is, that's just so embarrassing, even the stuff

1501
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:50,040
Speaker 1: like Kirsten said that a couple of times last night.

1502
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:51,880
Speaker 1: She said, I was saying full sentences. I was just

1503
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:53,720
Speaker 1: like talking in my sleep, and I know what I

1504
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:55,840
Speaker 1: was dreaming about. I'm really scared of what I might

1505
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:58,120
Speaker 1: have said. I can only imagine the ship that I

1506
01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:01,160
Speaker 1: would say to an ill that she can she tell

1507
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:02,640
Speaker 1: you what you said? She said, it was just like

1508
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:05,639
Speaker 1: me being like and I just think that, and it's

1509
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,240
Speaker 1: just like I was talking that loud, but she said

1510
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:11,040
Speaker 1: it was nothing specific, But I was like, who, because

1511
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:16,559
Speaker 1: I had some incestual dreams, kind of incestuous. Do you

1512
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:21,080
Speaker 1: know what that means? No? Yes, Like that's a common

1513
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:23,559
Speaker 1: I'm not embarrassed to admit that sometimes my dreams get

1514
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:27,960
Speaker 1: a little incesty. You've never had that happened where you're like,

1515
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:33,800
Speaker 1: something happens with a family member sexual kes Nikki just admitted,

1516
01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:38,880
Speaker 1: you know what you don't know, And honestly, I don't

1517
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:46,920
Speaker 1: mean any of this. I was so but I have

1518
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:52,360
Speaker 1: incest dreams sometimes and I'm not I'm serious, dude. No,

1519
01:22:52,479 --> 01:22:54,080
Speaker 1: have you ever had a dream where you're like you

1520
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,960
Speaker 1: I have. Okay, I'll give this one to you. I

1521
01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:00,519
Speaker 1: never had incests dreams, but I had a dream that

1522
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:03,640
Speaker 1: I was like kissing someone and I was sharing a

1523
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,680
Speaker 1: bed with my sister and I woke up and I

1524
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:10,120
Speaker 1: was kissing her head. Oh my god, that's so you

1525
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:17,080
Speaker 1: just actually had an incest moment. That's hilarious. It's so humiliating,

1526
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:19,360
Speaker 1: but we can't help it. Okay, listen, I had a

1527
01:23:19,439 --> 01:23:22,519
Speaker 1: dream that I was blowing my brother while his dog

1528
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:25,559
Speaker 1: watch and when I woke up, just blowing his dog.

1529
01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:32,040
Speaker 1: Oh god, be so embarrassed. Okay, look at this. This

1530
01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:37,920
Speaker 1: literally name a family member. I've dreamed of banging them

1531
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:41,160
Speaker 1: shut the front door. And I come from a Catholic family.

1532
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:44,160
Speaker 1: We've got many many uh have a lot of relatives.

1533
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:46,799
Speaker 1: These are five common sex dreams aren't actually about sex.

1534
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:49,600
Speaker 1: Number one sex with your boss. Number two cheating. This

1535
01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:52,919
Speaker 1: is an article from archive dot a t tn dot com.

1536
01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:55,439
Speaker 1: Three sex with your best friend. I've I haven't had

1537
01:23:55,479 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 1: a sex dream about you. Four incests. Incests maybe the

1538
01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:00,439
Speaker 1: most unsettling sexual act to dream about. You will gon

1539
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,559
Speaker 1: up horrified from a dream about sex with a parent

1540
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:04,360
Speaker 1: or other family member. It doesn't mean that you are

1541
01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:06,840
Speaker 1: sexually attracted to them on a subconscious level. These dreams

1542
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:11,280
Speaker 1: tend to reflect tension or distance influence familial relationships. Sex

1543
01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:13,200
Speaker 1: with a parent may have to do with transitioning into

1544
01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:16,439
Speaker 1: adulthood or becoming a parent yourself. Sex with any family

1545
01:24:16,439 --> 01:24:19,519
Speaker 1: member can be about acceptance, deep forgiveness, a longing to

1546
01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:23,280
Speaker 1: be closer, or just what you really want. I'm just kidding,

1547
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:27,360
Speaker 1: or healing a rift. So just kidding, but um, I

1548
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:30,080
Speaker 1: am really flattered that someone thought they're friends. You are

1549
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:33,360
Speaker 1: friends with me, honestly you are. You don't have to

1550
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,880
Speaker 1: live a gallbladder to admit it. What is the gallbladder?

1551
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:38,920
Speaker 1: And like what why why? I guess we don't need it.

1552
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:45,160
Speaker 1: I think it's one of those which is weird. Yeah,

1553
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:49,000
Speaker 1: the trial of God giving you a oregan you don't need. Well,

1554
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,760
Speaker 1: you have the bladder and then the gall bladder. The

1555
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:55,360
Speaker 1: gall bladder, I think, is the one that gives you bile,

1556
01:24:55,600 --> 01:24:59,760
Speaker 1: which you definitely need. You definitely need that to know

1557
01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:02,559
Speaker 1: you lost your gall You need to stop throwing up.

1558
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:06,800
Speaker 1: If your blieming out there, I mean that's hopefully she's okay.

1559
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:09,840
Speaker 1: I guess she's okay. I guess I think, Um, yeah,

1560
01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:12,280
Speaker 1: let us know what if your gall bladder is okay,

1561
01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:14,080
Speaker 1: and if you had it removed or what was going

1562
01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:16,639
Speaker 1: on and how we can all prevent that from happening

1563
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:20,200
Speaker 1: to us. We gotta go. Um that is so. But

1564
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:23,280
Speaker 1: I'm so flattered by that. I what a treat that

1565
01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:27,200
Speaker 1: someone thought about me when in there, Like have you

1566
01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:32,439
Speaker 1: ever been under anesthesia? Yeah? With my asshole? Oh that's right, Okay,

1567
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:36,000
Speaker 1: it's weird, you say anything weird. I did have visions.

1568
01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:40,840
Speaker 1: I had visions of like they knew like I was

1569
01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:45,760
Speaker 1: awake while they were flipping me around, and I had

1570
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,320
Speaker 1: like visions of them like pointing at my and laughing

1571
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:52,599
Speaker 1: at my penis. Okay, well that but it was my uncle.

1572
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:55,960
Speaker 1: So it's completely It's just about familiar. Is there a

1573
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:58,880
Speaker 1: thing called ancest where it's like incest but with like

1574
01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:04,160
Speaker 1: ghosts of your ancestors whoa like you blow your old

1575
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:09,040
Speaker 1: like uncle, great uncle who met before Tony. Yeah, I

1576
01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:10,600
Speaker 1: don't know, but he would he might have been in

1577
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:12,400
Speaker 1: that surgery room. But I just kind of have a

1578
01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:15,080
Speaker 1: weird memory of them like flipping me around and like,

1579
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:18,639
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to hear if you're a bestie

1580
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:20,960
Speaker 1: and you've witnessed people on Antesesia. What's the weirdest thing

1581
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:24,360
Speaker 1: you've heard someone say? And did you tell them afterwards

1582
01:26:24,439 --> 01:26:27,800
Speaker 1: what they said? Let us know. Uh, we'll hear from

1583
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:29,840
Speaker 1: you next week with fan Trax on Thursday. We have

1584
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:31,880
Speaker 1: so many there's piling up. We gotta get thrown faster.

1585
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,479
Speaker 1: Next week, maybe we do a whole episode of them.

1586
01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:36,040
Speaker 1: Pretty coming up. Um, thank you for dealing with my

1587
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:38,280
Speaker 1: canker sword drama this week. We are healing up. I

1588
01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:40,360
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you in Durham tomorrow night and

1589
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:42,559
Speaker 1: then in Charleston on Saturday night. Thank you so much

1590
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:46,040
Speaker 1: for going to shows, and then Indianapolis next weekend, Milwaukee

1591
01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:49,559
Speaker 1: next weekend, and um, yeah, I can't wait. And I

1592
01:26:49,600 --> 01:27:02,040
Speaker 1: love you guys, and gee Florida or organ you meaning