Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is pe Deakins calling from I was looking
Speaker 1: for Stacey in regards to a couch that she purchased
Speaker 1: from us.
Speaker 2: Yes, speaking Hi.
Speaker 3: I've site you guys so many emails. I've been calling
Speaker 3: you guys, and nobody's gotten back to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, in what seems to be the issue.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm waiting on the couch that I ordered.
Speaker 3: I haven't been sent a shipping number, I haven't been
Speaker 3: sent any information, and I'd like to know where my
Speaker 3: couch is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do understand that I've got your invoice actually
Speaker 1: in front of me, because I know you've tried to
Speaker 1: get ahold of us, and it looks like it should
Speaker 1: be in your mailbox any day now. So if it's
Speaker 1: not there within four days, I would definitely call.
Speaker 2: Us back in my mailbox. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Should be in your mailbox in yeah, four days.
Speaker 2: It's a couch. How's it going to fit in my mailbox?
Speaker 1: Well, it's small enough.
Speaker 2: No, it's not small enough. I ordered a couch.
Speaker 1: Ye oh boy, how closely did you look at the
Speaker 1: ad for the couch? I'm sorry, it's actually a you
Speaker 1: know it's actually a Barbie sized couch that you ordered,
Speaker 1: so it's right in the mailbox.
Speaker 2: Is this a joke?
Speaker 3: I paid eight hundred dollars for that couch. There's in
Speaker 3: no way that it's a Barbie sized couch.
Speaker 1: Well, it is hand designed, So yeah.
Speaker 2: I ordered a full sized couch. I didn't order a
Speaker 2: Barbie couch.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, if you, I don't know, if you read
Speaker 1: all of the details of the couch, it does say
Speaker 1: in there that it's a Barbie sized couch. It's actually
Speaker 1: hand crafted though by Bill.
Speaker 2: Who would order a Barbie sized couch?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Bill?
Speaker 1: Bill is one of our expert designers here.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I don't care how expert Bill is.
Speaker 3: I ordered a full sized couch, and I expect a
Speaker 3: full sized couch for that price.
Speaker 1: He's one of the premier designers of teeny couches in
Speaker 1: the country. Actually, so that's why it's so expensive, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people would pay way more than that
Speaker 1: for some of Bill's work.
Speaker 2: Well, Bill, and it's tiny couches.
Speaker 3: I ordered a full sized couch, and I'm sure that
Speaker 3: the ad didn't say anything about it being a small
Speaker 3: Barbie couch.
Speaker 1: All the furniture we sell at our stores is miniature,
Speaker 1: and I figured you would.
Speaker 3: Now when I know that that was not listed on
Speaker 3: the ad, that's false advertising.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's there. It's just in tiny print like
Speaker 1: our tiny couches, and we kind of do that to
Speaker 1: be cute.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I would like a refund, just refund my card because
Speaker 3: I'm not You've been so unhelpful.
Speaker 2: I've been waiting so long.
Speaker 3: For this couch and then I hear that it's a
Speaker 3: Barbie couch.
Speaker 2: What does that even mean?
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, our tiny couches have no refund policies because they
Speaker 1: are rare in one of a kind. But think about this, though,
Speaker 1: In just a few days, you're going to be able
Speaker 1: to open up a Manilla envelope with a beautiful, exquisite,
Speaker 1: tiny hand crafted couch just for you.
Speaker 3: In four days, I'm going to open my mailbox and
Speaker 3: open a Manila envelope and stop on a tiny couch
Speaker 3: because I'm so frustrated because I.
Speaker 2: Want a couch that I ordered.
Speaker 3: My family has been sitting on the floor to watch TV,
Speaker 3: to eat meals because you be waiting for the couch
Speaker 3: which you haven't gotten back to me. At all, and
Speaker 3: then I hear that it's a miniature couch, and now
Speaker 3: I have to go find another one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna suit you for false advertising. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: There was nothing in the ad about this.
Speaker 3: M h. Are you going to say, is there somebody
Speaker 3: else that I can talk to you? Because you're clearly incompetent.
Speaker 1: Well, I would let you talk to Bill, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to get hurt his feelings because I can
Speaker 1: see that you're not very happy about his design of
Speaker 1: the tiny couch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not happy about any of this. This is
Speaker 3: the most ridiculous thing that I've ever heard. I have
Speaker 3: never experienced this. You cannot just have false ads out
Speaker 3: there like this and then expect people to read tiny print.
Speaker 3: I'm going to post on yump, I'm going to post
Speaker 3: on Twitter, I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Post on all the social media.
Speaker 3: I'm going to ruin your company if you do not
Speaker 3: give me a refund, and you'll be out of a job.
Speaker 3: You won't even be able to afford a tiny couch
Speaker 3: or a tiny house.
Speaker 1: All right, then I'll let you know that this is
Speaker 1: actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
Speaker 1: on you. And your husband set you up. What it's
Speaker 1: a joke, he said. He've been frustrated because you haven't
Speaker 1: got this couch that you ordered, and he wanted to
Speaker 1: mess with you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well now at least my husband can sleep on the
Speaker 3: full side, wake up.
Speaker 2: Every morning with jubal phone. Franks