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Speaker 1: I played entirely too much.

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Speaker 2: That's a fact.

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Speaker 3: And the fact that you play entirely too much is

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Speaker 3: the reason why we've been banned from some game nights.

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Speaker 4: It all started with real talk, unfiltered, honest and straight

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Speaker 4: from the heart. Since then, we've gone on to become

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Speaker 4: Webby award winning podcasters in New York Times bestselling authors.

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Speaker 2: Dead Ass was more than a podcast for us. It

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Speaker 2: was about our growth, a.

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Speaker 3: Place where we could be vulnerable, be wraw or but

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Speaker 3: most apportly be us. But as we know, life keeps

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Speaker 3: evolving and so do we, and through it all, one

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Speaker 3: thing has never changed. This because we got a lot

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Speaker 3: to talk about.

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Speaker 1: All right, quick story time. This story is actually one

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Speaker 1: of my favorites.

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Speaker 3: We were just telling the team the story and everybody

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Speaker 3: was in stitches.

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Speaker 1: It's so wild, but it's it's a true story.

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Speaker 4: I'm not giving no dates and no times we playing

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Speaker 4: game night. We in our early twenties, right, but we married, right.

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Speaker 4: Everybody in there is married.

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Speaker 5: Or with some body, right.

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Speaker 2: That was late twenties, but.

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Speaker 4: Your late twenties, late twenties, and it was Kadeen's birthday

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Speaker 4: late late that night, I get a phone call, Hey,

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Speaker 4: Kadeen's on her way home. She's a little tipsy. You know,

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Speaker 4: we twenty six, twenty seven, and she just, you know,

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Speaker 1: In New York. So I'm like, all right, cool, get

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Speaker 4: Kadeen stumbling she drunk, can't even you know, she can't

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Speaker 2: I was a dead fish that night.

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Speaker 1: She was so done.

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Speaker 4: She was so done that it wasn't even like a

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Speaker 4: time we could be had. Like I had to go

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Speaker 4: Like that's the type of night she had, right, It

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Speaker 4: the guys are together that CA's parents house because we

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Speaker 4: And while we're there, I'm making jokes because.

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Speaker 6: I played too much per usual as usual.

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Speaker 4: So it's a bunch of us, and I'm like, yo, man,

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Speaker 4: they came in late last night and they was all drunk.

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Speaker 4: They said they was out at this place because they

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Speaker 4: had dicks on their forehead and shit. And I kept

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Speaker 4: doing stuff like this and I was just making jokes.

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, they probably had dicks on their

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Speaker 1: I was making jokes.

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Speaker 4: It's a bunch of dudes, right, locker room talk, right,

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Speaker 1: Joe like ye yeah yeah. So now we go downstairs

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Speaker 4: While I'm downstairs playing game night, I'm laughing and joking around,

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Speaker 4: looking at me, and I'm like, yo, what did I do, right,

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Speaker 4: And then the wife goes, did you tell so and

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Speaker 4: And I was like, no, I ain't say, well, I

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Speaker 1: He was joking, laughing right. She was just like, he

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Speaker 2: He gone, he left, left, took one of the kids

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Speaker 4: looking at me, pissed, like, it's my birthday.

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Speaker 1: You messed it up. And I was just like, I

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Speaker 2: The whole mood was killed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the vibe was thrown off. And a couple innocent

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Speaker 3: bystanders were there. They were like, oh, shoot, Josh, you

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Speaker 3: night went hour after a while, and I.

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Speaker 1: Learned in that moment, man, you can't make jokes with

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Speaker 2: You can't.

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Speaker 3: And I've heard many times that Game Knights have ruined

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 4: So that's another story. I got another one. Me and

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Speaker 4: my brother got kicked out my father's house. But joking

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Speaker 4: too much. My father kicked us out his house, I

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Speaker 4: believe it.

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Speaker 2: That's so Scoop after he was probably cheating.

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Speaker 1: He was cheating, and Brian called him a cheeta.

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Speaker 7: It was just like, ah, you mad, you got caught.

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Speaker 1: Ain't know how Brian did that laugh?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Brian Schoop was not with it.

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Speaker 7: That laugh.

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Speaker 8: Took this.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna kick your own sons out your own do.

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Speaker 2: Ever ask nothing ever get in life life.

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Speaker 1: He was mad.

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Speaker 3: He was two days love you school, all right, karaoke time,

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Speaker 3: it's game not.

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Speaker 2: I ain't for Ellis ever after and the crew.

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Speaker 3: So we figured we should do a joint karaoke session

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Speaker 3: just to kind of change things up a bit. You know,

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Speaker 3: we have some favorite songs. First of all, before we

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Speaker 3: do karaoke, does anybody have a favorite song that they

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Speaker 3: at a party. Have to hear like you have to

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Speaker 3: hear it if you're out at like a cookout wedding party.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know, Matt is the plans.

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Speaker 1: For those who.

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Speaker 9: Don't know, Matt hates line dances.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't really hate line dances. Is it that

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Speaker 8: I hate wedding DJ just wear out line dance and

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Speaker 8: they think they killing.

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Speaker 3: And then you worked in weddings for so long that Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I know. My favorite thing to do now is when

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Speaker 3: I'm out. It is a matter where I am. When

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Speaker 3: polance comes on, I'm taking a video and.

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Speaker 1: I'm sending it to Matt.

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Speaker 9: I've done that. I got sick and tired to do it.

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Speaker 9: I'm glad you do it.

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Speaker 1: No, every time, I like, really again, I.

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Speaker 8: Looked at my phone.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonn run a joke. You got one trip?

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Speaker 10: I don't know now. I do like the line dances

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Speaker 10: one except for thebble. I don't like to I feel

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Speaker 10: like they're calling me fat when I do it. Hey,

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Speaker 10: big girl, help you back it up, you bitch.

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Speaker 7: That's why every time say that.

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Speaker 2: You realize that that's the word.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my mother loved the get on it. Something is

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Speaker 1: gonna be super tight.

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Speaker 2: That's the fact.

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Speaker 9: That's the generation is like national anthem.

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Speaker 7: It is what it really is.

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Speaker 1: I know mine?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it?

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Speaker 1: You're ready for mine? Boom boom?

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Speaker 2: All right, there's the group joint and.

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Speaker 1: Boom doom doom come on.

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Speaker 6: Like wrong even when you know.

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Speaker 7: Like to just like godde now, it's the same feeling.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I dare.

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Speaker 1: That's how you got hit.

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Speaker 7: That's not.

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Speaker 2: Home from the proud family. It's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: You know, she can't do that, Kelly. You know from

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Speaker 1: the proud family to uncle, the uncle from they be

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Speaker 1: like pan that proud.

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Speaker 4: Every time I trying to tell her to do that,

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you gotta come like it's from the and

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Speaker 4: here right and go ahead do it. Oh no, it's

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Speaker 4: not like the cowardly lions.

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Speaker 7: Leave that to you.

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Speaker 4: You gotta bring it from here that proud.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, let's go.

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Speaker 3: You can take a quick break and pace of bills

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Speaker 3: before we get back to cutting up.

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Speaker 2: We'll be back.

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Speaker 1: You hit a little note, you need a little note.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna come up with a l s ever after

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Speaker 4: concert choir. Who're gonna be the conductor?

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Speaker 10: Matt's not gonna say the drummer and the church, the

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Speaker 10: church drummer choir.

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Speaker 1: Josh gonna leave with devotion, You're gonna lead with devotion.

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Speaker 3: I just want the tambourine. I just want the tambourine.

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Speaker 3: That was always my favorite to be with the tambourine.

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Speaker 8: Okay, some people can't hold you get that tambourine everything.

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Speaker 2: It's hard workouts.

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Speaker 1: It is though, triple to lead singer.

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Speaker 4: You want tambourine, I'm gonna just go, Oh, that's it,

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Speaker 4: straight ad libs.

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Speaker 1: I am missed that.

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Speaker 8: Yes, my song I want to hear every party is

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Speaker 8: never too much though.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, you can do whatever you want.

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Speaker 7: To love that at a party.

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Speaker 1: Never too much, never too much. That's my mother's generation too.

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Speaker 9: I mean that has some good music.

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Speaker 8: They got real they do with real instruments.

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Speaker 4: The only thing is they songs be like eighteen minutes.

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Speaker 4: Me and my mom was listening to one of these

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Speaker 4: songs because.

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Speaker 8: Three minutes of intro, you gotta set it up.

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Speaker 1: We've listening to something.

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Speaker 11: It was all the music video. You gotta set it

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Speaker 11: set that up in the music video. You gotta get

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Speaker 11: out the car.

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Speaker 8: People had to know what people had attention span back then.

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Speaker 8: That's what they did.

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Speaker 1: We don't have nothing.

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Speaker 7: These songs now be.

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Speaker 4: Less thirty seconds, Yeah, thirty seconds, and then everybody in

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Speaker 4: the band had to get their ship off too, tum.

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Speaker 1: So it's a four minute solo.

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Speaker 2: That is a fact.

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Speaker 3: Man, I have to have a bad mind forward by

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Speaker 3: my pull up when they play the record set, Oh

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Speaker 3: watch you ta.

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Speaker 11: And now you're going, that's what I was thinking to

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Speaker 11: I went straight reggae car.

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Speaker 1: No, how about this this this boy from Oh my gosh, but.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, we need to really have a contract.

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Speaker 1: Son.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, killed Jamaica.

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Speaker 1: For too straight.

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Speaker 3: Baby, listen, it's still going. It's still going, all right.

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Speaker 3: Do we have an opera no out for this episode?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we do, amazing.

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Speaker 10: Since it's game now, I wanted to ask Josh a question.

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Speaker 6: Do you remember the game?

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Speaker 8: Got like that trip?

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Speaker 1: I remember?

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Speaker 8: I like that trip.

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Speaker 10: For me to do it exactly, that doesn't count. That's

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Speaker 10: It's just the game. If you want to play, we

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Speaker 10: remember the game her now?

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Speaker 5: Game?

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Speaker 1: Why am I nervous? It's very like you see.

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Speaker 10: Okay, okay, okay, we got to be I've already played today,

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Speaker 10: so we can't play again.

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Speaker 6: Okay, but you'll know, you'll know how to play with it.

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Speaker 1: Just remember the game.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to tell us nothing. That's the game.

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Speaker 4: Just to remember the game.

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Speaker 11: You don't remember the game, and a person remembers the

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Speaker 10: You've said too much. The object of the game is

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Speaker 1: I know. I play all day, so I'm gonna remember

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Speaker 7: And then.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what the game is.

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Speaker 7: I lost remember.

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Speaker 8: I only know because I see them consistently doing it

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Speaker 7: The game is, we did the game.

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Speaker 10: The object of the game is to remember the game. Okay,

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Speaker 6: With people all over the world right now. Okay, it's amazing.

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Speaker 10: But uh, speaking of games as well, The NFL season

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Speaker 6: Is anybody excited about that? These guys are really.

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 10: This episode will come out much later, and so maybe

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Speaker 10: we'll know more about where I'm at in my fantasy league.

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Speaker 10: But I got Josh Allen as a quarterback, and it

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Speaker 10: looks like the Bills are gonna be, uh.

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Speaker 1: Every year their favorite. He's a really good He's a

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Speaker 1: really good fantasy fantasy. Yes he is. It don't even

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Speaker 1: matter how the team does. Absolutely amazing because he gonna run.

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Speaker 4: He's gonna run four hundred and fifty. He's gonna get

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Speaker 4: you three four touchdowns either he rushes them inn He

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Speaker 1: That's why he's really good in fantasy.

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Speaker 9: And he can't get injured, knock on back.

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Speaker 1: He plays all sixteens now seventeen games.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I just.

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Speaker 3: Know that all my televisions are donna have football on

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Speaker 3: for the foreseeable future, and I either got to sit

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Speaker 2: Because I like football, I don't mind it.

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Speaker 3: But it's like a Monday, a Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday, Sunday.

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Speaker 8: Yeah no, I don't call me for your fantasy leagues.

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Speaker 8: I'm not joining Hell.

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Speaker 6: Send Hell.

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Speaker 11: We up the pot this year to fifty fifty dollars

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Speaker 11: this year. I've been playing for like fifteen years. Now

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Speaker 11: you finally up the pot to fifty dollars fantasy. Yeah,

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Speaker 11: so I'm actually taking it seriously this year. I'm gonna

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna win.

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Speaker 2: Oh good luck.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I've never participated in fantasy football or basketball.

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Speaker 1: Ever.

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Speaker 8: I can't do.

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Speaker 4: I don't play video games. It's just not my thing.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna enjoy watch. I'm enjoy sitting down with the

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Speaker 4: the game.

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Speaker 1: But that's about it.

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Speaker 8: See. My excuse is because baseball season is going on.

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Speaker 8: It's the prime time for baseball going into race. The

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Speaker 8: basketball season about to start, right, I catch football right

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Speaker 8: before the playoffs, I.

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Speaker 9: Catch football, or when I come up with football.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I tried base but one year, and that that

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Speaker 11: is taxing.

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Speaker 1: I can't do fantasy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: I'm from Ohio, the state of corn, the state of football.

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Speaker 10: So I gotta play fantasy. I play with a bunch

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Speaker 10: of girls. We put forty dollars in the pot. I

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Speaker 10: forget about five times out of ten to change my

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Speaker 10: to set my LI lineup. This is my seventh place here.

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Speaker 10: I'm getting.

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Speaker 4: It.

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Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so Yahoo, you can automate it. You

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Speaker 4: I had to automate my draft this year because I

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Speaker 2: It's like a lottery the draft. If you automated, they

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Speaker 2: just picked for you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they picked for you.

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Speaker 1: That's what That's what jack Jackson was like.

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Speaker 4: So Jackson, it wins every fantasy league he's in because

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Speaker 4: his friends, they're all thirteen fourteen.

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Speaker 1: They go automated. Jackson be up there with his glass.

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Speaker 2: Sure you know everybody's that.

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Speaker 1: That was me.

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Speaker 8: I was like, Jackson, you going on your team? He

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Speaker 8: started listening to people. I was like, well you want

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Speaker 8: already based off those players.

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Speaker 4: Yo, Jackson is wo Janowski. He will and he'll tell

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Speaker 4: you a reason why. He'll like Josh Allen based on

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Speaker 4: his percentages in the red zone he scores.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like every sports knows, every sat every person.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, even even from the Jackson or Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 11: got a A. I got an A minus in my

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Speaker 11: draft finally, so I'm looking forward to winning.

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Speaker 2: Good luck to everybody.

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Speaker 9: I want six A few years ago in the league

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Speaker 9: with a friend of ours.

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Speaker 10: Wow, Wow, that's amazing. So on that note, I'm ready

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Speaker 10: to play some games.

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Speaker 1: Bad, let's play some games. I'm with it.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it, Let's do it. I mean, well, we

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Speaker 2: have first up? Would you rather?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Is that one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Triple?

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Speaker 3: Maybe you want to bring us through this episode, especially

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Speaker 3: because I know you're kind of.

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Speaker 11: Making me this out, making Josh nervous. Guys, k is

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Speaker 11: nervous too.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not nervous. I told you all about

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Speaker 2: one story, honey, so we're not to be worried about here.

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Speaker 7: Should make you nervous. We got five questions.

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Speaker 1: Find out which one of these kids ain't mine? Cat.

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Speaker 4: Maybe there's no way that he might have want to

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Speaker 1: He looked just like me. Now, Dakota, I'm watching, Oh

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Speaker 1: you ain't. He don't like me half the time?

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Speaker 4: He only three. Kids don't typically like me until they

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Speaker 4: get past four. Because I'm dad that I can't do nothing.

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Speaker 4: I don't got no titties. I tell him no to everything.

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Speaker 4: The answer is always gonna be find your brothers.

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Speaker 1: So from three to.

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Speaker 4: Four, kads ain't like me neither. Once they get four,

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Speaker 4: then they become Daddy's four.

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Speaker 3: Going on side, I still got a little more baby

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Speaker 3: time left, you do, all right?

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Speaker 2: Would you rather? Let's go? Let's let's go with that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So there's three games in total. There's five questions

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Speaker 10: I will encourage you if you see question on there

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Speaker 10: you don't want to ask, and you have a question

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Speaker 10: if we start with would you rather, this is how

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Speaker 10: A or or be? And you got to pick one

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Speaker 2: You can't be teetering on the fence one or the.

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Speaker 10: Other, and then give us a short explanation as to why.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because so we'll get through, all right.

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Speaker 3: First one, would you rather all your dreams play out

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Speaker 3: in real time on Instagram or your most embarrassing moments

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Speaker 3: to direct it to somebody.

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Speaker 4: Everybody can answer this one, Yeah, jump in easy Instagram, bro,

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Speaker 4: Absolutely all my dreams.

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Speaker 8: Going viral in China.

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Speaker 10: Now, these aren't your like inmost dreams.

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Speaker 7: These are the dreams that you have when you're.

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Speaker 8: Sleep at nightmares. Alright, it's better than my embarrassing moments

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Speaker 4: This is this is why I agree with Matt. If

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Speaker 1: Live with that, bro. I'll go with the dreams. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I was dreaming, Well, what you want me to do?

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Speaker 1: What you want me to do? I was dreaming.

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Speaker 4: I can't be in control of my dreams.

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Speaker 3: Viral moments go on TikTok, because if that's gonna get

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Speaker 3: me engagement in following money, I'm a secure bag, honey,

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Speaker 3: because embarrassing for what whatever, we're humans.

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Speaker 8: We can't dreams.

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Speaker 1: Part fifty one.

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Speaker 3: I'm inclined to say that the more embarrassing moments might

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Speaker 8: But can I monetize the dreams?

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Speaker 4: Though you can, You're just not gonna make as much

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Speaker 3: Especially if you've got lame mass dreams like I do. Understand,

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Speaker 3: I'm always going to see in the business perspective, how

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Speaker 4: Hey, lion, I got to call spade a spade. You

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Speaker 4: line you would not be willing to do a sex tape.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say sex. The reason why some people go

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Speaker 4: Right, So before you say no, Before say no, you

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Speaker 1: I'm calling cap because.

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Speaker 4: When I try to do videos with you with that

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Speaker 7: Yeah, But my thing is.

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Speaker 1: You said you would rather be embarrassed.

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Speaker 4: But I'm saying no because when I asked you to

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Speaker 4: So you do care about.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind.

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Speaker 3: Actually, to be honest, I've told my most embarrassing moment

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Speaker 3: on this podcast before, which was me taking.

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Speaker 2: A ship, like go watch go watch the episode last night.

455
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Speaker 3: Usually I end up just like sometimes I just rather

456
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Speaker 3: like fix my hair real quick, but we've done bonding

457
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,520
Speaker 3: videos and whatnot, like or sometimes I don't feel like

458
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,600
Speaker 3: doing the video, so that might be nice.

459
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Speaker 4: You said you don't mind the embarrassment. I just I

460
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,280
Speaker 4: don't know how true that is.

461
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,760
Speaker 2: It's making money, I'm good.

462
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Speaker 6: I would not want to be embarrassed.

463
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Speaker 10: I would have to pick the dreams thing because I'm

464
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,640
Speaker 10: embarrassed about some shit I did like six days ago,

465
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:03,560
Speaker 10: still like nobody even knows that it happened but me,

466
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,520
Speaker 10: and I'm still like, you.

467
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Speaker 1: Know, it's funny too. Sometimes things that you think are

468
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Speaker 1: embarrassing to you other.

469
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Speaker 8: Than people.

470
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Speaker 9: Be those things that you say you just day dream

471
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,480
Speaker 9: like you cringe.

472
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:20,120
Speaker 3: And then nobody can care to yourself, right, unless something happens,

473
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,879
Speaker 3: like in front of somebody else, and then it's like,

474
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Speaker 3: I don't know, all right.

475
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Speaker 2: Would you rather all your underwear fabric be slightly itchy

476
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,880
Speaker 2: or all your underwear be slightly too small?

477
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Speaker 1: Too small small is the wrong place to be.

478
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Speaker 4: You can't order back because small you can cut joints out.

479
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Speaker 1: I'm cutting that to give you a little extra cut

480
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Speaker 1: into a thung.

481
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Speaker 4: So, look, this is some since we're talking truth. I've

482
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Speaker 4: had to cut my underwear before. When you start playing

483
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,160
Speaker 4: sports and you got a squat all day, right, your

484
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,320
Speaker 4: waist is still a medium, but your your thighs. So

485
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:03,359
Speaker 4: there was a moment in college when my ship was

486
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,920
Speaker 4: like super tight, and I was like, hey, she was

487
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 4: cut it.

488
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 3: So I used to cut the inside, put a split

489
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,320
Speaker 3: on the inside, or it would naturally wear out, so

490
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,400
Speaker 3: that all the draws had like holes in the center.

491
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Speaker 2: At one point, I'm like, bro as a west Ending.

492
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Speaker 3: If your taxic I rued and someone took it to

493
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 3: the hospital, draws, I'm like, it's a reflection of your home.

494
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Speaker 2: I was like, we have to go up in size

495
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Speaker 2: or get something stretchier.

496
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Speaker 1: You know, it's facts.

497
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Speaker 11: But I mean if I fall down the road and

498
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Speaker 11: they got to medically attend me, I don't give a crap.

499
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Speaker 3: It's only that stuff our mother's worried about. We're not

500
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 3: worried about that.

501
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Speaker 1: I cut my drawers into a throng. I don't care.

502
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 11: Tight underwear because eventually it rides up to yeah, right,

503
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 11: your leg, Yeah you'll be not back door.

504
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,160
Speaker 2: And then imagine you in public trying to like scratch.

505
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Speaker 8: That either way, either way you're gonna be doing that

506
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:07,360
Speaker 8: either either way, trying to get it.

507
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Speaker 3: Out real quick, ridiculous, hilarious.

508
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I got the visual them.

509
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 1: That is the worst.

510
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 2: For the small thong triple. Have you ever had a

511
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 2: front leggie?

512
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 1: Oh?

513
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, the thong with a song barely is going in

514
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 4: each other's eyes when you asked this question, said.

515
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 3: Like, we wear thighs in the front. When the wedgie

516
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,400
Speaker 3: goes in the front and it's not up the back,

517
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 3: then it's like them dumb is the uncomfortable ones Like, yeah,

518
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 3: nobody wants a thong up the front portion.

519
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,439
Speaker 7: I have a I have a Skims thong.

520
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Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say right now. I'm

521
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: getting too many visuals. Yeah, no, no, no, that's good

522
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 1: that the visual is good. Remember he talked about dreams.

523
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: This would be a dream that was going to play

524
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Speaker 1: out and on.

525
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 2: Instagram, and the embarrassing moment would be picking out the.

526
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 6: Front weggie in somebody's dream.

527
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 2: That was amazing.

528
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 10: Yeah, I have a Skims song that's like spank real real,

529
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 10: real tight that fronts.

530
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 3: Of the span the spanks one especially Lord Jesus not

531
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 3: going to get that out.

532
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 9: And the way they's saying it, I'm like, I feel

533
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 9: like it hurt.

534
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's uncomfortable.

535
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,880
Speaker 9: Visual at the same time, like hurt.

536
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 2: I need to come.

537
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:45,919
Speaker 7: Immedian into your face whole that's crazy.

538
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: You look like a little kid.

539
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 4: You look like the nine year old Josh that saw

540
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 4: something he was man, boys, man, go to the next question.

541
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Speaker 2: Would you took me out it happens?

542
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 3: Would you rather your partner forget your anniversary every year

543
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 3: or you forget your partner's birthday every year? I'll take

544
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 3: the val forgetting the anniversary. There's no afrigat his birthday.

545
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 3: There's no way he's.

546
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: Gonna be like, y'all don't think about me as it is.

547
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 2: And then you still don't forget my birthday.

548
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: To night, That's what I'm gonna say.

549
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 3: I'll be like, what anniversary? We just hear like we

550
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 3: don't even have to honor the day.

551
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, anniversary is a joint day. You forget my day?

552
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: Right? I gotta agree with you one thousand percent on it.

553
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 4: Right, don't forget my birthday.

554
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna forget yours.

555
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 3: No, because we've had some anniversaries where it's like, yo,

556
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 3: we don't we don't even do anything. We don't buy

557
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 3: gifts like that anymore. Like if we could do a

558
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 3: little trip or wee can cool. But if we don't,

559
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 3: it's all good too. But that don't mean you're at

560
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 3: track meets.

561
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Speaker 1: We don't honoring. You're still honoring. Yeah, it just don't

562
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 1: got to.

563
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 8: Be a whole moment right there.

564
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, having another wedding right yeah, we're not doing that,

565
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 4: bro exactly. And it was a time where we were

566
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Speaker 4: we was like, I'm not even gonna lie every anniversary

567
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 4: October third, October twenty eighth, November eleventh, like all of

568
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 4: those dates July, say, yeah, I remember all of these days.

569
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 4: You know why she came down in that black Maxi dress.

570
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 4: She ain't had no nipple covers when she first get

571
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 4: covers off. Just you remember them dates. That's how them

572
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 4: nipples come out, That's how you.

573
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: Come out your.

574
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 6: I never forget that dated first day from Sert.

575
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 2: All right, would you rather give up sex or give

576
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 2: up food?

577
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be dead.

578
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be a skinny fucking momucker, little like Snoop,

579
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 4: just a whole one fifteen.

580
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: Dropping diggle, I give up food tomorrow. Bro, I'll give

581
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: up tomorrow. I can't give up.

582
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to get on.

583
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 3: I guess it would work because if you gave up,

584
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 3: if I gave up food, we would be I wouldn't

585
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 3: having sex with that if I didn't give up food.

586
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm giving them sex. You're giving up food.

587
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 6: Trip, that's a hard one.

588
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 4: If I could live without eating, Yeah, if that's the question,

589
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 4: I'm giving.

590
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 8: Up coconut water at least.

591
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: Yo.

592
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 2: Triple is a duty shakes all day.

593
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 4: Triple is a dude like me. We need sex, baby.

594
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 4: I know Josh giving up food, and I know man

595
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 4: giving them food.

596
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 8: I can get a shake. I'm straight, That's what I'm saying, Josh.

597
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 3: Guys, I want to I want to come back and

598
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 3: have a penus so bad because I want to understand.

599
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 1: Keep your front. We can't do nothing with both of

600
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: us having the penis. Let me expain you something to y'all.

601
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 4: Sex is so good, right, Sex is so good that

602
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 4: I'll be back there with the rubiks trying not to

603
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 4: not just distract myself myself.

604
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: I'm not get all of these ships.

605
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 4: I might be doing a thing or two said, I

606
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 4: don't understand how people don't enjoy sex, Like, like, let's

607
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 4: be real, let's be right, how many things in your

608
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 4: life do you have that you just get to enjoy?

609
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 9: And this is yeah, you know what I'm saying.

610
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 2: That's true.

611
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 11: Like it's just like it's like during and after, it's

612
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 11: like off your shoulder in that moment.

613
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 2: That is true.

614
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 9: I gotta answer these emails. I'm gonna wait till it's

615
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 9: a one hundred.

616
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: Josh, gonna fuck you up. Josh, I'm gonna fuck you up.

617
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 9: For real, Josh like that, Bro, you don't feel like that?

618
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: Tell the truth, Tell the truth. So now we gotta

619
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: now we got it.

620
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 4: Now we gotta dive into why this is so funny

621
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 4: that all of us we don't inside Oh my god.

622
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 1: I'm explaining on another podcast.

623
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 2: Believe that an inside.

624
00:27:53,359 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you get a front hope in a

625
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 4: fronte and itches.

626
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 11: No, the front weggie cannot be worse, cannot be worse

627
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 11: than to zip up.

628
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 10: Oh.

629
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: I had my first zip up last week. I can't.

630
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 11: I can't tell you last time. Last fifteen years, I

631
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 11: haven't had that front zip up. I was in the

632
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 11: bathroom and I zipped up. I didn't know what to do.

633
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 11: I wanted to cry. I called Anika and.

634
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 4: Can't can I ask a question? Which part got zipped up?

635
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 4: The scroll them or the.

636
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 5: What you're doing?

637
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 11: It was in a public restroom, just trying to go.

638
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 11: I was in the airport. I was in an airport.

639
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 11: So Anika was picking me up from the airport and

640
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 11: I'm just trying to you know, they rushed you.

641
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 9: No, I had my boxes on, but you know, oh,

642
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 9: so you was.

643
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 11: I was someone's still on the outside when he should

644
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 11: have been on the inside, and I was just trying

645
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 11: to zip up.

646
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: So she's like, what do you are you?

647
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 9: What are you calling me about this?

648
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 5: I gotta go.

649
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 7: I'm driving and I want to talk.

650
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 3: So when is this Do you look down and see

651
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 3: it like through the zipper and you have to zip

652
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 3: it down?

653
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: What?

654
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 4: No, I don't don't get it doesn't get like an nicky.

655
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: And there's bad places.

656
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 9: A cartoon you think going through it zipped it all

657
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 9: the way.

658
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: The house grow through the joint.

659
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 3: I'm just a little ski because I've gotten like skin

660
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 3: zipped up on a dress or like you know, trying

661
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 3: to get it up. And I've looked through and seen

662
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 3: a little piece of my skin like in the zipper.

663
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: So that's I was curious to know, Like, just be.

664
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 8: Careful shaving guys. That's my one embarrassing story. I think

665
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 8: myself shaving that happens.

666
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: What kind of ship? What kind of shaving was you?

667
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: Was you like with the with the joint? Okay, with

668
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: the slippers? How about this though? How about this? In college?

669
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 4: One of my teammates right because they were telling us, yo,

670
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 4: if you use clippers, you get ingrown hair. Is the

671
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 4: best way to shave your scroll them is to do

672
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 4: it with a shake straight razor because you won't you

673
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 4: know how soft the skin is that if you have

674
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 4: a razor like this, it can nicke it.

675
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: It was like if you use a shake straight joint,

676
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: it can work.

677
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,239
Speaker 4: One of my teammates tried it, bro skinned off like

678
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 4: it was like a quarter inch of his scroll.

679
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: Them don't ask us why we all wanted.

680
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 4: To see it, but we all wanted to see it, bro,

681
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 4: We all wanted to see it, bro ship Yo.

682
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: I felt so bad. I pray for him. I got

683
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: right down there. I was like, did have many followed?

684
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: Like a group project? Come on, brotherhood, that's.

685
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 7: Crazy y.

686
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: The scroll.

687
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 4: You never had a scroll equivalent to like a lip,

688
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 4: you know, the sensitivity of a lip.

689
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 2: Well that makes sense to because that happened to someone

690
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: I know.

691
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: Before with elbow elbow like that you are, that's what skin.

692
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was walking like this, I was walking like.

693
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 3: School school, and I'm sure that and I'm sure that

694
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 3: was a little itchy on the way on the healing,

695
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 3: you know, it starts to heal.

696
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 2: It's like the blood flow goes there.

697
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: And it does, it does a little enom.

698
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: All right, and a wrap up.

699
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 3: Would you rather lose all of the money you've earned

700
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 3: this year or lose all the memories you've gained this year?

701
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: Money? Money for money, it's not even close.

702
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 7: You get money, it's gone already, so.

703
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 3: Facts at least we have the memories.

704
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: Huh.

705
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 4: That be me Every year coming around Christmas time, I'll

706
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 4: be like, did I do anything this year?

707
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: Gosh, I didn't want to go somewhere else again?

708
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 3: And then the Texas just before this, I'm like, here's

709
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 3: where we're going to go for the new year.

710
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 2: I love it all right. Never have I ever personal

711
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: favorite of mine.

712
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 10: So for his game, if you have done the thing

713
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 10: that is said you gotta put a finger down, and

714
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 10: if you put a finger down, you gotta tell the

715
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 10: story a thing you did. Okay, Okay, everybody start with

716
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 10: five fingers.

717
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 2: Okay.

718
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 3: Never have I ever told someone a secret I wasn't

719
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 3: supposed to mmm, because more than that was to tell.

720
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 4: I'm a vote, bro, I am a vote. I had

721
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 4: tell me, just not like that. You know, I can't

722
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 4: even say.

723
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 8: That's why I'm doing it because I'm gonna have to explain.

724
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 6: It if I say can vote, I've told.

725
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've definitely told the one. I can't even say

726
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: too much.

727
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 3: But it was the thing where I knew that it

728
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: could pretend really have been a detriment to a couple

729
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 3: of people involved.

730
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like, here's the form on one

731
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 2: real quick.

732
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 3: But I told it to a person that I knew

733
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say anything, But then we never know because

734
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: I said I wouldn't either.

735
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 4: So they said, definitely said something to some but somebody

736
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 4: got that pension told every.

737
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 8: Best friend got a best friend? Watch what you telling this?

738
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but yeah they got it worked out

739
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: because nothing came back.

740
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 9: So man, I ain't telling you nothing.

741
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 11: Man I told my mom said I was supposed to

742
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 11: tell her because somebody else told me not to tell her.

743
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 9: I'm telling her anyway.

744
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 8: That's actually, that's horrible. I saw a real pop up.

745
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 8: Every married man runs back and tells their wife something

746
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 8: they wasn't supposed to.

747
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: But that doesn't even count.

748
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 8: That counts, It doesn't really count. It does count count.

749
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you something you don't tell nobody. Remember

750
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 8: the vill he started running.

751
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 4: I gotta put my finger on bro because I tell

752
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 4: her everything. I ain't even gonna hold you.

753
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: I do, I do.

754
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 11: They're only not supposed to count, but it actually does technically.

755
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 11: Minute I tell you something, I promise you I know.

756
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:03,479
Speaker 1: But here's the thing though.

757
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 4: Here's the thing though, right in the court of law,

758
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 4: she can't even expose what she knows, So does it

759
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 4: really count? Like we're protected. That's why theyn't. Like your

760
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:16,399
Speaker 4: therapists and your spouse can't count. You know what I'm saying,

761
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 4: Like your therapist and your spouse can't count like that.

762
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: That's my it's my thing.

763
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 4: Courtsides with that logic, and your priest you speak to

764
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 4: your priests, that don't count either, because your priest think

765
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying that's why.

766
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 8: No, Maybe Catholic people because they confess, they have confessions, right, Yeah,

767
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 8: but I know some people confessed to the pastor preach

768
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 8: about it.

769
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: Is not a priest though. A pastor is not a priest.

770
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 4: Priest is Catholic not only for Catholic, Yes, priests.

771
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about pastor John Jayden's and on.

772
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 8: On you generally like.

773
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 4: Now, I'm not talking about John Jenkins, that young Beneza

774
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 4: tapping NAC the world aflamed Church of Christ and Latter

775
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 4: Day saying I'm not talking about them.

776
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 5: Church name it.

777
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: They'd be like, you're going to heaven if you just

778
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: tell me the truth.

779
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 3: Have you ever been caught in a compromising position? Compromising

780
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 3: how like in the middle of a sex action? Yeah,

781
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 3: oh yes we have.

782
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: When we was going the compromise a position.

783
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 3: Do you remember one of our children walking in thankfully

784
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 3: hopefully it was dark enough that they couldn't see anything.

785
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 4: But the girl jumped off the bed bro their mother

786
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 4: yo jumped off the bed.

787
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 6: And this is the kind of moment that would go

788
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 6: viral on TikTok.

789
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 2: I fake sleep, I was I was already kind of

790
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 2: down there in the bed. I was like, you know what, let.

791
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: Me just down thing just like this.

792
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 2: My whole head was gone off the bed. Bro. It

793
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 2: was Jackson coming in right.

794
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah hopefully it was like the TV light was on,

795
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 3: so I'm hoping that like he didn't really put two

796
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,240
Speaker 3: and two together, but who knows.

797
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: Like Will Ferrell said, let the boy watch.

798
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 8: Well Will Ferrol, wait, so you got four or.

799
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 9: I got she got caught, yo. So a Nica bought this, Uh,

800
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 9: this is crazy.

801
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 11: She bought this like stripper drink where the dude has

802
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,959
Speaker 11: like this like a fish net joint.

803
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: I'll go with Nica the bow tie right.

804
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 9: And the underwear, so she like put it on. I'm like,

805
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 9: I don't want to for you.

806
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 11: It's like everything it was for me.

807
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: It was for me. Yeah.

808
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 11: It was like that Chip Chippingdale's things. So I'm like,

809
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 11: I didn't want to wear it because it's just hilarious.

810
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 11: It looks crazy, bro, and I'm just like making fun

811
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 11: whatever in the room. My daughter walks right, show me

812
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 11: in it, yo.

813
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 5: God.

814
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 11: It was the most embarrassing thing was this. This is

815
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 11: probably like maybe last year. Oh so she was nine.

816
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 9: Definitely said like if it ever comes out, she's like a.

817
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 11: Read I ran in the closet and she tried to

818
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 11: come in and closet after me, and she don't know

819
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 11: what's happening off.

820
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, you gotta get out of it. And

821
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,439
Speaker 1: he was laughing.

822
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 9: She's like, you gotta.

823
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 2: How y'all smold it over? Was it like a Halloween costume?

824
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:43,919
Speaker 2: You we're trying.

825
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 4: All kudos to you, bro, because your wife says she

826
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 4: wanted something.

827
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: You didn't really want to do it, but you did

828
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: it for her.

829
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 10: You did.

830
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna let that go without being applauded because

831
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 4: a lot of people wouldn't have did that. First of all,

832
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 4: I might even gonna make fun of you for that

833
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 4: because you do what you do with the husband getting

834
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 4: caught by your daughter is fucking la.

835
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 3: Your daughter, the visual of you, the visual hands hil.

836
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: But you're doing that though, Yeah you get it.

837
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 11: Was hilarious to me because I looked at myself and

838
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 11: I'm like, what is what is this?

839
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 9: What's the Halloween thing they have every year?

840
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: Like did you get his spirit Halloween? Yeah?

841
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 11: They come in a little plastic box with the white

842
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 11: guy on the front with I know.

843
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 4: I'm sure because I've sent her a bunch of nurse stuff.

844
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: Did I'd be one of the cops.

845
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 3: Stuff the cop the nurse offer.

846
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've asked Cheerley the librarian.

847
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, I got caught in the back of the car

848
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:47,720
Speaker 8: by the cops. Word yeah, and I knew the cops.

849
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 8: So he was like, he said, my brothers and he's like, yo, Andrew,

850
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 8: go home.

851
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: But later, oh, you got looked out.

852
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 4: You because indecent explant to part of New York Prospect.

853
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 9: No, Connecticut, you're.

854
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 1: Going the park. We never got caught in the car

855
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: or Yeah. We used to be reckless right there, just

856
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: you know, at all of the family events.

857
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 4: But we would go to like her family's house, family's

858
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 4: house for like Thanksgiving, a mind for Christmas, like if

859
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 4: somebody go to the store to get something.

860
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: And we'll be like, we will go.

861
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,919
Speaker 4: We'll take her mom's Nissan Quest and that course will

862
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 4: be rocking on one of these.

863
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 1: And then we come back.

864
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 7: We come back whatever it is, like, it.

865
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: Took you out forty five minutes.

866
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 11: Were open all Yeah, every checkpoint.

867
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 4: That's some Brooklyn Son. Every time we would look at

868
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 4: each other, two light you want to go.

869
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 3: It almost like we waited for it because everybody hates

870
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 3: when their mom is like, oh my god, I forgot to.

871
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 2: Get the green pa.

872
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 8: People said, I throw the whole pot of rice in

873
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 8: the garbage rice.

874
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: Fact. Bah, she walking wearing something real nice or that's

875
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: just going sorry, just like.

876
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 2: That, all right.

877
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 3: Never have I ever thrown up on someone. Deval my

878
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 3: twenty fifth birthday.

879
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 4: Twenty fifth birthday, Ya, the party of a freaking lifetime.

880
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 4: Me and my one of my close friends, Stephen Bowen's

881
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 4: our twenty fifth birthday league.

882
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: At the time, they hired models they had on our jerseys.

883
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: It was dope. It was that taj lounges in the

884
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: city rip.

885
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 2: I heard it close town.

886
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: I remember my friends from high school were there, so.

887
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 2: I remember I dug up mad people. I even dug

888
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 2: up to his ex girlfriends.

889
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, you feel the whole place was like filled with

890
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,720
Speaker 4: people that I know from the time I was thirteen,

891
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 4: and that's all I remember.

892
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 1: And I remember being in the stretch Limo and I

893
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: remember sitting over like.

894
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 3: We're sitting like across from each other. It's one of

895
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 3: those like suburban stretch. He leaned over all over my

896
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 3: friend Christina's feet.

897
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: Remember Christina going, oh, devout be like sorry, And in

898
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: the minute.

899
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 2: He did that, his cousin was like two people over.

900
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 2: He did this, and it was trying to hold it

901
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 2: on and all you saw was vomit coming from projectile.

902
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 2: It was projected out.

903
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 4: It was.

904
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 3: I think that's what happened. It was the car ride too.

905
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 3: It was like a bumpy car. You know, you were

906
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 3: in a limo stretch.

907
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 2: Oh man, it was a mess.

908
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: My brother's girlfriend at that time had the cake, had

909
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: my cake in her hand. She was coming out tipsy.

910
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: All in big cake fell right into the cake, dropped

911
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:37,720
Speaker 2: the cake.

912
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 1: On the floor, scuffed up her knees and her ankle.

913
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: She had on heels bat ban bank fell into the cake.

914
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: When you twenty five, that's what happened.

915
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 2: And that was after she had to throw up in

916
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 2: the VIP section.

917
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 3: And you know, they had the crafts with all the

918
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 3: different juices, and there was one that was empty with

919
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 3: like from pineapple juice, and she literally took the craft

920
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, put it down on the side and

921
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 3: it went back to partying.

922
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 4: I know. This is what you do when you and

923
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 4: your twenties broke. I was twenty five, so she was

924
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 4: twenty two. So she wasn't even drinking that much at

925
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 4: that point, like she was new to it. Yeah, twenty

926
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 4: five year old should not be out by they, so.

927
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,879
Speaker 1: We needed supervision. Bro hangover four.

928
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 9: It was bad for sure.

929
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 4: The only responsible thing we did was get limos so

930
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 4: nobody could drive. Kay made sure that everybody was nobody

931
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 4: was driving, everybody was taking care.

932
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 3: Of But I remember the limo driver came out. He

933
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 3: was like, damn, I know he wasn't gona get our

934
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 3: deposit back for whatever.

935
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 2: It needed to be clean that whole limousine was like,

936
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 2: not it?

937
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 9: All right?

938
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: I do everything.

939
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 3: Never have I ever caught my parents having sex. Definitely

940
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 3: caught them when I was younger, like three times.

941
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 8: As I know, my parents have never had sex other

942
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 8: than me.

943
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 9: I don't want I have never had sex after you

944
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 9: were after your sister was born.

945
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: Alright, all right, I don't even want to recall it,

946
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,240
Speaker 2: but it happened.

947
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: I'm not on my mind. I saw yeah, next question,

948
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 1: I got one finger.

949
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 7: Everybody still scarred.

950
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 2: Never have I ever lied to someone in this room?

951
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, yeah I did, But I can't clean, lie.

952
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: I had to play surprises for you.

953
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 2: Always lying, Come clean, say what it is you know

954
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 2: for sure. Many times where it's just.

955
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 10: Like okay college, if you lie, you cheat, and if

956
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 10: you cheat, you still you still.

957
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 8: I don't don't call this house mortgage the house for you.

958
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: I don't got no fingers I lie, Yeah, you have

959
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: no more fingers. How the picture come out? Josh fire, that.

960
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 8: Counts you're not lying. I gotta tell you something in

961
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 8: the moment.

962
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 1: I can't tell you. That can't tell you to tell you.

963
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 6: I know everybody here better put their finger down for sure.

964
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 8: What I lie to you?

965
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: Not you, I know, trouble has I'll get you. I'll

966
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 1: get you the audio by Monday, the following Tuesday, trouble.

967
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: Where's the audio?

968
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's not a lie, that's me.

969
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: I'll give it to you.

970
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 8: It's not a lie, that's honest.

971
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 2: Over zealous, having over one hundred emails, Okay, we're.

972
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 5: Gonna stop with this.

973
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: One hundred emails.

974
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 4: The second time somebody may refer to that today, that's

975
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 4: the second time I start thinking in.

976
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: This podcast, last one.

977
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 3: Never have I ever read a partner's text text messages.

978
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 3: I have read that read text messages.

979
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 8: Right there.

980
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 4: I'm not a text message reader, but I did read

981
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 4: yours one time by accellent.

982
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I don't. I don't believe in

983
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: reading text messages.

984
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 4: To be honest, When you read text messages, you add

985
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 4: what you think that people are talking about, and then

986
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 4: you find what you think you're looking.

987
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 2: Sometimes it don't be there. And definitely.

988
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: Looking for right what.

989
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 8: I live off another saying for my mother.

990
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 3: If you go looking for something, absolutely all right, let's

991
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 3: take a quick breaking word and come back with the

992
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 3: last game of the day, Truth or Dare Fancy We'll

993
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 3: be back.

994
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 2: All right, We are back with the last and final game.

995
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 2: Up to that, that's been having a great time.

996
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 3: Side but I hope y'all are enjoying this episode because

997
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 3: this is just fun, lighthearted.

998
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 2: We have to mix it up a little bit this

999
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 2: season for you guys.

1000
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: I learned a lot about myself. I do everything.

1001
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 9: I was like, i'ma this vibe when I'm done.

1002
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: I did say that we're rebels.

1003
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,959
Speaker 4: Now I got negative one finger the last got fer

1004
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

1005
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 2: All right, truth or there dere spit spit A.

1006
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 8: Sixteen You play truth dare somebody gotta pick?

1007
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 1: Oh?

1008
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, sorry, okay, So I said, okay.

1009
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 1: Yes, let me think. Well, I already tell the truth there.

1010
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: What do you dare me to do?

1011
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 6: Oh?

1012
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 2: Boy, call the last person? What let me call the

1013
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: last person in your recent calls and tell them to

1014
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 2: come outside.

1015
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,919
Speaker 8: You gotta do that one.

1016
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 6: You gotta put it on speaker phone.

1017
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: Oh it's Joe. It's Joe. It's my man.

1018
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 8: I wish it was where you're a. I wish it

1019
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 8: was Ja because they would have went outside.

1020
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: You know, and after that conversation, you want me to

1021
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: call J.

1022
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 4: I'll call if you go outside, because you know if

1023
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 4: I called j J, come outside right now.

1024
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 8: He's gonna be coming outside.

1025
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 4: Let's see if that's my man's If that's my man's, yes,

1026
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 4: he'll come outside.

1027
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 2: He's gonna see this.

1028
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 4: This is my man's, right, it's my man's J calling

1029
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 4: them right now, Yo, come outside. I guarantee you he

1030
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 4: come outside.

1031
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: Well way, you better hope he not in the sauce.

1032
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 4: I'm calling him right now or if he If he

1033
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 4: in the sauce, he's not gonna answer because he, like me,

1034
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 4: he'll go without eating.

1035
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: But he ain't gonna go without that thing. J is

1036
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: not gonna go out that yo, Ja where you at?

1037
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: You sleep y'll come on side?

1038
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 6: Real quick.

1039
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,359
Speaker 1: Nah, you don't got to Bro. You just passed the test. Bro,

1040
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: you're my nigga.

1041
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 3: Bro.

1042
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 7: Come anyway.

1043
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: There's no cameras over here.

1044
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 2: Would hear him and being like where you at?

1045
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 8: Nah?

1046
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: Son? That's I think the.

1047
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 9: Pass the loyalty test, Jay, the loyalty test.

1048
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: Speak it's truth to deare right. And they said call

1049
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: the last person in your phone log and tell him

1050
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: to come outside. That was the dear for me. So

1051
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make the dead interesting.

1052
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna call my man, Jay if

1053
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 4: he my man, who come outside?

1054
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: You passed the test.

1055
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 4: Don't listen to these dudes, Man, they ain't he hating.

1056
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 4: I ain't even have to say it twice, Bro, I

1057
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 4: love you. Bro. Yes, sir on the podcast podcast say

1058
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 4: what's up to everybody on the podcast?

1059
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1060
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: All right, well I love you what.

1061
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 2: That's hilarious, all right?

1062
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: If I would have called, uh, what's his name, Joe,

1063
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: he knows I'm here the table, Joe would have.

1064
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 4: Been like, I set the table before I come outside. No, Joe,

1065
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 4: You're not setting the table. Okay, I need some runway.

1066
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 4: We need some runway before I come outside. Joe I'm

1067
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 4: not going to negotiate with you to come outside.

1068
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 1: And your fucking aside. That would have been Joe.

1069
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 2: He would definitely come out, though he would, but he.

1070
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 4: Would have asked a lot of questions. He would have

1071
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 4: sent the email, sent the email to everybody here.

1072
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:12,399
Speaker 3: As long as Joey on the job, Joe our manager. Dope, dope, dope,

1073
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 3: all right, trouble the truth or dear truth truth you

1074
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 3: want to.

1075
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: Nah, I can't do this, the trible, I'm not doing that.

1076
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. Someone okay, okay, okay, now that's

1077
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: easy too. Hey, lit'ten trible. You wrote these tell a

1078
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: story about when you lost your virginity. But you told

1079
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: this already.

1080
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 2: No, I don't think she did.

1081
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: Did you tell us? Mm hmm you didn't tell us.

1082
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 8: I don't think so.

1083
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 1: Are you comfortable.

1084
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 6: I don't see when this would have came up.

1085
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 2: Mmm, I don't think when it would have come out.

1086
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: I feel like I did. No, you told us. You

1087
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: told us so many sex cas that maybe this is

1088
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: all right.

1089
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 10: So I was sixteen, I think sixteen years old, and

1090
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,439
Speaker 10: I had a boyfriend at the time.

1091
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: You did tell us this story?

1092
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 5: I did?

1093
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: Yes, you did?

1094
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 7: I told her on the podcast.

1095
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 4: Yes, you did on the podcast after show. Let me okay,

1096
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna get again. You told it already on

1097
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 4: the after show.

1098
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 2: If you want to have a story joint Patreon.

1099
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 4: Yes, see what the rest of these you can come

1100
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 4: up for you You could come up with your own

1101
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 4: question if you come on my own question. Yeah, well

1102
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 4: let's one here. Okay, tell us your most embarrassing story.

1103
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 2: Six days ago.

1104
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 8: Oh I like that.

1105
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 7: That's not that embarrassed.

1106
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: Within the last seven days.

1107
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 7: I can't do that.

1108
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 6: Let me think about this.

1109
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 4: My most embarrassing I think my most I told you

1110
00:50:56,719 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 4: all my most embarrassing story too, was the uh bring.

1111
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: Goldilocks story. So y'all have heard the Goldilocks story? That

1112
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: was right?

1113
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 2: That was an episode?

1114
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that episode?

1115
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: That was an episode. Yeah.

1116
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 4: I thought that episode was funny too. I thought that

1117
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 4: story was funny. But you gonna tell you that story?

1118
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 4: We heard that story already.

1119
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: Next.

1120
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 4: But this what happens when you have a podcast. People

1121
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 4: don't mind telling the truth and talking. So a lot

1122
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,760
Speaker 4: of these things in Truth Today. We talked about it already.

1123
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. Some of them, you know,

1124
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 4: because I know I heard the virgin story already, the

1125
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 4: Virginia story, yeah, because she talked about it in the

1126
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 4: after show.

1127
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Speaker 10: I don't remember that. But okay, embarrassing story. Let me

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Speaker 10: think this is the old story. This is the only

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Speaker 10: one I can think of right now. But it's pretty

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Speaker 10: embarrassing for me. I had a threesome one time and

1131
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Speaker 10: I was very young, and it was this girl that

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Speaker 10: I was like messing with and her boyfriend.

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Speaker 7: And during this encounter, I.

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Speaker 10: Guess I made an interesting new and I like, I

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Speaker 10: didn't really do any like hair removal from the waist

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Speaker 10: from the waist down, and so I guess I made

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Speaker 10: an interesting noise like I don't know what. It was

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Speaker 10: a growl or something. But this man after this encounter

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Speaker 10: called me Wolverine for.

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Speaker 6: For years after.

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Speaker 1: Come give me that dick.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, I can see the graphic going up right now.

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Speaker 1: With the hairy leg joint.

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Speaker 7: I was like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 5: And after that, oh my god, come back.

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00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,919
Speaker 10: It was so embarrassing, like for so long because every

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00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 10: time he would see me and then he would start

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Speaker 10: shortening it to say Wolvey, he.

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Speaker 5: Shortened version, and I would just be.

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Speaker 1: Like, what did you want to shake your legs?

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Speaker 8: After that or no, clearly more.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I think I did shave my legs after that.

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00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 10: I probably started down it.

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Speaker 1: Bro, I'm I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

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Speaker 9: Ranger got a big brother.

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Speaker 1: I'm done. Save to Harry. Saving to Harry is my mom, though.

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Speaker 2: I cannot.

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00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: I think he's a little brother.

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Speaker 9: Actually, my bad, Josh, truth there neither, man.

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to do any.

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Speaker 9: Questions right now, man, do truth?

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Speaker 2: Truth?

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Speaker 9: Okay, don't ask me about my my spouse's breast think

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Speaker 9: in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Do that.

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Speaker 7: I was gonna say, that's that's the exact question I

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Speaker 7: was going.

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Speaker 1: That is an easy question.

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Speaker 2: If you have a whole passed from your spouse, who

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Speaker 2: would you use it like that?

1171
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 9: The virgin Mary?

1172
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: Yo, it's a smart man right here.

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Speaker 11: If I was to get from my spouse, I would

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00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 11: tell her absolutely not. I do not want to do this.

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Speaker 11: I am a one woman man, Goosh.

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Speaker 3: But if I had to, if your back was against

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Speaker 3: the wall, gun at your head, maya mayaap for that.

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Speaker 1: Too for the answer? First slow clap? Because who was

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Speaker 1: on my wall? Yes? And high school I.

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Speaker 2: First came out to visit him. Yep, she was front

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Speaker 2: and center and she's.

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Speaker 4: Still beautiful, yes, and her spirit though you don't ever

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Speaker 4: hear Maya talk bad about people.

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Speaker 1: We met her when we were in l A at

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Speaker 1: a Rocks gym.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she and I actually had a couple of gym

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Speaker 3: sessions at the same time, and she just smiled.

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Speaker 4: It was like the most pleasant, nice person. I'll give

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Speaker 4: you a round of applause for the answer first, because

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Speaker 4: that was very smart.

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Speaker 7: Smart.

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Speaker 1: This guy has been married for a long time.

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Speaker 4: From the Chippendale's answer doing that to this answer, my man,

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Speaker 4: you in there an, it's that's a good man.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: My little.

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Speaker 2: Clap clap, clap it up?

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Speaker 1: Well, how you do that? It's the middle finger.

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Speaker 2: The round of applause. All right, Matt truth or dare truth?

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Speaker 2: That was a quick one.

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00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: Ask him about.

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00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 2: You brush your teeth from morning? When's the last time

1203
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 2: you like to someone?

1204
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,879
Speaker 1: Mm hm m hmm.

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00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 6: It sounds like Kade you know the answer.

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00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I have nothing but loving respect for you, Matt, Yeah, knowingly.

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

1209
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 2: Oh you're not a liar, No, I love that for you,

1210
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 2: bro Yah walking your truth.

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Speaker 4: I try to you know what I realized though, people

1212
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 4: when they get older, like you, lie less because you

1213
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 4: realize you have no reason to lie, right. I think

1214
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 4: most people that lie a kids who are people who

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00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 4: are in positions where.

1216
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: They're not in control, so they lie because they feel

1217
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 1: like they can't control stuff.

1218
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 2: I lied to the coder this morning because you're not

1219
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 2: in control of that.

1220
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:25,840
Speaker 10: We know.

1221
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 12: I told him I was going to give him a gumball.

1222
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 12: I didn't you told him essence yesterday actually, and he

1223
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 12: asked him this morning and like, I'm going to give

1224
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 12: it you in the car he forgot about it. So

1225
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 12: I had no intention to giving you.

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00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: Thank you forgot the first thing? He come, yep, you

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00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: think you forgot about it?

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00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 6: Very true?

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00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: Why are you lying to me?

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00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 6: You?

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Speaker 4: You do like to ask yourself though, as a grown adult,

1232
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 4: like why what are you lying for? What are you

1233
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 4: as a grown adult?

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00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 1: Why?

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00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 8: Maybe I might have told some of you all I

1236
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 8: was busy when I was at home TV bro. I

1237
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 8: think everybody do that all.

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00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 3: You're busy, bro, if you haven't downtime, you're busy busy.

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00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: Can we can we clock that? Can we normalize yo?

1240
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 8: For real?

1241
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,800
Speaker 4: Not having to tell people that I'm busy doing something

1242
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 4: else now I'm at home with myself.

1243
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, he come not available clock that.

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00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 7: I like that.

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00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 2: I love it.

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00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 6: I love it everything.

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00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 2: All right, my turn.

1248
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: Last, you'll be it truth or deer.

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00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, like I'll do it. Dear, look at this

1250
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 2: one over. I should have gave the cars the tripper.

1251
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 5: What did you come up with?

1252
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 7: There?

1253
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: Spit a sixteen ball freestyle that you.

1254
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 2: Know I cannot freestyle about golf.

1255
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 4: No you, I'm gonna spit this freestyle, but you're gonna

1256
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 4: spit it, and I'm gonna. I'm gonna make it easy,

1257
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 4: make it easy. I'm gonna make it about out things

1258
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 4: you love. You gotta do a sixty bar freestyle about travel.

1259
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:09,959
Speaker 5: You gotta do a beat.

1260
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: I got the beat ready, you want the world? We

1261
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: can't even play that.

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00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 4: You play that all right? So play some because already

1263
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 4: had to beat. Ready, I be ready, you want to

1264
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 4: be It's gonna be simple.

1265
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 2: Ready, put me on the plane and plane.

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00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: Yes you are, come on, they call.

1267
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 2: Because I'm not mean and I'm getting lean to be

1268
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 2: my bikini on the beach.

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Speaker 5: Period.

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Speaker 1: You are not getting signed. You are not. That was

1271
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: the wackest from I'm so mad.

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00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 2: That's one thing I could never do freestyle beat by rap.

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00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 8: Never I can I understand that's not my ministry.

1274
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 2: Embassing moment on TikTok, so you can go viral and

1275
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 2: get some money.

1276
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 3: Sorry, I disappointed you, and I don't know why you

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00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 3: would have picked that, knowing me out of all the deers.

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00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: On this, because that's the hardest thing to do, like doing.

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Speaker 8: This, because I didn't want to do that. I was

1280
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 8: ain't no chance, and I kind of try true got

1281
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 8: bars trible truth.

1282
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 3: So I would have given her that deer, and I

1283
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 3: knew would have been too easy for him, so I

1284
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 3: passed it.

1285
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I was hooking.

1286
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,439
Speaker 1: A dance or something.

1287
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 6: Give me a lap dance naked, take off your nipple

1288
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 6: covers right now.

1289
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 2: All right, y'all, don't forget about listening letters.

1290
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Speaker 3: I know we didn't do it this episode, but continue

1291
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 3: to write in because if you want to make it

1292
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 3: on one of these episodes, be sure to email us

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01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 3: at the Ellis Advice at gmail dot com.

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01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 1: That's t H E E L L I S A

1295
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: d V I C E at gmail dot com.

1296
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Speaker 11: All right, my moment of truth is we are un serious. Listen,

1297
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 11: whatever you do right, make sure you answer your emails.

1298
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: I knew he was gonna see this.

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01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 11: If you went to wait until like this two or

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Speaker 11: three in your mailbox, but don't wait till ten.

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Speaker 8: Right, definitely sign out.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad. Holidays, I'm glad. I'm glad.

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Speaker 9: I'm glad.

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Speaker 1: I love editing.

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Speaker 8: Redact the name.

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Speaker 1: Please thank you. I'm next. My moment of truth is

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna put on the bow tie.

1308
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 4: And lock the door, lock the door before your nine

1309
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 4: year old daughter coming in and see you looking like magic.

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Speaker 1: Mike, I.

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Speaker 8: Thought that's what you were gonna say. Lock the door.

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01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 10: Don't be afraid to pick there because this could have

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01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 10: been the time I got my record deal.

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Speaker 1: Bas Ya, Kanye could be listening to us right now.

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Speaker 2: Did you say one?

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Speaker 8: Matt uh serious?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely?

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Speaker 6: I love that.

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Speaker 2: I think my mom.

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Speaker 5: I love this.

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Speaker 3: I feel like we should do like one of these

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Speaker 3: a season, Like I feel like a nice way to

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Speaker 3: just kind of like chill. We talk about so many

1325
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Speaker 3: really deep, interesting things. It's nice to kind of switch

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Speaker 3: it up. So ellis ever after vote vote, you know,

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