Speaker 1: Second date update. When listeners submit requests for phone taps
Speaker 1: or second date updates, they'll send us an email. Or
Speaker 1: you can also fill out like a little questionnaire on
Speaker 1: our website.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have like a submit for me. Actually, go
Speaker 2: to Brook Jeffrey dot com slash submit.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's almost too easy. Yeah, if you do it.
Speaker 1: There's a section on there where we ask people to
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about themselves so that we
Speaker 1: can get an idea of who they are. And the
Speaker 1: guy on the phone today wrote in the about me
Speaker 1: section he alligator wrestles on the weekends, what has a
Speaker 1: collection of inflatable blow up dolls, and used to drive
Speaker 1: submarines for Russia until they fired him when he opened
Speaker 1: a window underwater and they didn't like that.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just gonna take him at his
Speaker 1: word for it. Please welcome disgraced Russian submarine captain Eric
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: Helloow, Eric's not a very Russian name, And yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't protect you any Russian accent. You must be mus
Speaker 1: be quite the spy now, I mean I.
Speaker 2: Get it, like you'd want fresh air if you're on
Speaker 2: a submarine, right, you know?
Speaker 4: Makes sense?
Speaker 2: I'm just so funny.
Speaker 1: Guessing some of that about me section wasn't one hundred
Speaker 1: percent true.
Speaker 3: Well, I think you can all agree he gets a
Speaker 3: little stuffy with all the men on a submarine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: My hey, thanks for the laugh already. We didn't even
Speaker 2: get you on the phone before I started laughing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brook, it doesn't laugh that hard at any of
Speaker 1: my jobs, so you should probably be in my role.
Speaker 1: But we I know you wanted to do a second
Speaker 1: date update here. You went out with a woman recently.
Speaker 3: I do. Yes, I went out with a very lovely
Speaker 3: woman by the name of Dana, and he had what
Speaker 3: I thought was a terrific date.
Speaker 2: Can I ask real quick, did you guys meet on
Speaker 2: a dating app?
Speaker 3: We did?
Speaker 2: Does your dating app include the Russian submarine information?
Speaker 3: I don't remember whether I included that on the app.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I've got so many things that
Speaker 3: I used. It may have I don't.
Speaker 1: So what stood out to you about Dana.
Speaker 3: Well, there was one particular photo that I really liked.
Speaker 3: It was part of the city that's near and dear
Speaker 3: to me, and I saw her sitting there and it
Speaker 3: just it really attracted me to her.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's interesting, like she obviously loves something you love.
Speaker 1: Is it the sewer where you wrestle alligators? Is that
Speaker 1: the area of the city?
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, as funny as that would be, no, really,
Speaker 3: we we uh connected on travel, that's probably the main thing. Okay,
Speaker 3: he was a fan of that, and I had a
Speaker 3: lot of photos from my travel experiences. I not to
Speaker 3: say I'm the around the world an eighty days guy
Speaker 3: or anything, but I've sent to a number of countries
Speaker 3: that I've enjoyed.
Speaker 1: So so, which country did you travel to for your
Speaker 1: first date?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be?
Speaker 1: Was that exotic?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Or did you go simpler with it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: No, we went much simpler, and really I don't want
Speaker 3: to name names. We were mostly on opposite sides of
Speaker 3: the city, and she set it up. She was willing
Speaker 3: to come toward my side of the city to a
Speaker 3: small place I hadn't heard of.
Speaker 2: Oh, she found the spot that was near you.
Speaker 3: It was closer to me. I wouldn't say near me,
Speaker 3: but closer to me. She came more than halfway to
Speaker 3: meet me.
Speaker 2: Was a restaurant where we at.
Speaker 3: It was a restaurant. It was a very small, independent
Speaker 3: Italian restaurant. It was lovely weather. We sat outside at
Speaker 3: a glass of wine, had dinner, just rehash some of
Speaker 3: what we had talked about on our initial phone calls.
Speaker 2: Okay, what was the vibe between you two?
Speaker 3: I was very much attracted to her, and I very
Speaker 3: much thought she was attracted to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, based on what was there, like a moment or
Speaker 1: like a like something that happened that gave you that feeling.
Speaker 3: Oh, that she was attracted to me. Nothing well for you,
Speaker 3: you read into this what you think.
Speaker 2: But she showed up.
Speaker 1: She was and she didn't leave, so she must be
Speaker 1: at least so sort of.
Speaker 3: Until times when I talked she responded when she went
Speaker 3: to the restroom, she actually came back.
Speaker 1: Wow. I mean, I know this sounds crazy, but a
Speaker 1: lot of these second dates and with them going to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and ever coming.
Speaker 3: Back, When will she be back from the restroom? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I do want to mention. I do want to mention
Speaker 3: the moment that you asked for, and you can tell
Speaker 3: me what you think of this. That is when it
Speaker 3: was time to leave. I had such an enjoyable time
Speaker 3: with her that we got up to leave and she
Speaker 3: was standing in front of me. Her hair was up okay,
Speaker 3: and the back of her bare neck was in front
Speaker 3: of me, and I just couldn't help that. I bent
Speaker 3: down and I gave her a kiss on the neck.
Speaker 2: And then on the back of her neck back like
Speaker 2: she didn't even see you coming.
Speaker 3: Did not see me coming. That just made me like
Speaker 3: clinch my As crazy as it sounds, or creepy as it,
Speaker 3: she turned around and smiled.
Speaker 2: Are you sure it wasn't a cringe?
Speaker 3: I am sure, because some things happened later on. I
Speaker 3: don't want to go into detail. It was nothing that.
Speaker 1: She kissed the back of your legs.
Speaker 3: No, not at all.
Speaker 2: He starts top, she starts down.
Speaker 3: We got to know each other a little bit better.
Speaker 3: We were slightly more intimate than that.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you did find a good match, because I
Speaker 2: my gut reaction to somebody doing that would probably be
Speaker 2: like turn around and elbow and the face or something.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: You know what's bad. When Brook says she isn't into
Speaker 1: it because she hasn't gotten any action for years, honestly,
Speaker 1: lick my.
Speaker 2: Neck, Well I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's the reason why she's not reaching back
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It's hard to think though, because she she did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm assuming you're saying made out with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was it exactly. I kissed her as tenderly
Speaker 3: as I could, and she certainly wasn't against it.
Speaker 1: Okay. The more you describe your kissing, the less I
Speaker 1: like the neck kiss out. Yeah, We're going to go
Speaker 1: into as little description as possible when we call her,
Speaker 1: and then we'll come back get your second date update,
Speaker 1: hopefully if she answers, should we call her tenderly?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. Okay, I think she's had enough
Speaker 1: tender stuff happened in the last few hours. We'll come
Speaker 1: back get your second date update right after this hold
Speaker 1: on second date update. You know, for our social media
Speaker 1: I feel like we don't do quite enough to describe
Speaker 1: what's happening in these second date phone calls.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I mean because it's we obviously can't have
Speaker 2: the listener.
Speaker 1: On video, right, I think we need to give people
Speaker 1: more of a visual of what happened on Eric's date
Speaker 1: the other night. So we're gonna start rolling some video
Speaker 1: right here in the studio and have Brooke get up
Speaker 1: out of her seat and walk around to a Lexus,
Speaker 1: I tingerly kiss her on the back of the neck
Speaker 1: the same way that Eric did to Daniel. I have
Speaker 1: a feeling, Alexis, you're gonna like this way more than
Speaker 1: you think you will. We've had this request on the export,
Speaker 1: but you might go back after this happens and start
Speaker 1: kissing all of your female roommates on the back of
Speaker 1: the neck. This might be a new like bonding activity.
Speaker 2: My breath is hot because I just had I had
Speaker 2: with my I've never seen this excited. You can feel
Speaker 2: me coming from like four inches away.
Speaker 1: All right, here comes Brooks doing a little Saunter dance
Speaker 1: over behind Alexis. Alexis exposed your neck to her. Please
Speaker 1: just digging through your hair. It's not gonna work too much. God,
Speaker 1: should we get the scissors out?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm to let you know. I'm turned off.
Speaker 1: Sorry, turned off, dude.
Speaker 2: Your neck is kind of hairy.
Speaker 1: Tried the girls in studio. Do you think, though, that's
Speaker 1: the reason that Eric is not getting a call back
Speaker 1: because that was his go to move anything like what
Speaker 1: I just felt.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine being Eric and making that decision to.
Speaker 1: Make that Eric. They're thinking that might be the reason
Speaker 1: that she's not calling you back.
Speaker 3: I certainly hope not. At the time, it seemed like
Speaker 3: the thing to do.
Speaker 2: Had you pulled that move before? Or is this the
Speaker 2: first time a question?
Speaker 3: No, first and only time. I couldn't help myself. I
Speaker 3: was attracted to her.
Speaker 2: That's honestly better.
Speaker 1: Because she had bent down, leaving her neck a little
Speaker 1: bit exposed in like a shark on Shark Week. Eric
Speaker 1: swam out from behind one of the tables and just
Speaker 1: pointed one on her open neck.
Speaker 3: There were no teeth involved, No, I mean they did make.
Speaker 2: Out later, so she wasn't completely turned off.
Speaker 1: Must have been sort of into it. Those Italian wines
Speaker 1: at that restaurant must have hit pretty hard.
Speaker 2: I need some of that right now.
Speaker 1: Now we got to call it Dana. Here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her number right now. We'll see if
Speaker 1: she picks up. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Dana.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. That's why I said we Hi, there's more people.
Speaker 3: Here, Okay, Hi, can I help you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're doing a segment called a Second Date Update, and
Speaker 1: we're trying to help a guy that you went out
Speaker 1: with get in touch with you again so that you
Speaker 1: guys can meet up one more time.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure I'm interested in participating in this, to
Speaker 4: be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Well, it will be when you find out who it is,
Speaker 1: you know, because as far as we've heard, it was
Speaker 1: a great night, at least according to Eric.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Italian restaurant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1: What did you think about the date?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, it was going okay, but
Speaker 4: I don't know. After we hung out, I was kind
Speaker 4: of just reflecting on the whole date thing, and he
Speaker 4: he just seems overly comfortable and experienced, like more than
Speaker 4: I expected and more than other guys that I've met
Speaker 4: on this app have been experienced. Like he seems really
Speaker 4: used to dating, like he just did this all the time.
Speaker 2: Like he's an adult male. Awkward.
Speaker 1: I feel like he would want somebody who feels comfortable
Speaker 1: around him.
Speaker 4: I guess I'm not describing it right. I'm talking more
Speaker 4: of like a jig, a little type of vibe like escort, Like.
Speaker 2: What do you mean that we were talking about? Who
Speaker 2: uses the word tender a lot?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So I went home and I was telling my roommate
Speaker 4: about it, and she told me that there's this Facebook
Speaker 4: page called are We Dating the Same Guy? Do you
Speaker 4: know what that is?
Speaker 2: A girl? I thought what that is? I thought you
Speaker 2: were going to say, and my roommate told me she
Speaker 2: hired him for me.
Speaker 1: What are we dating the same guy?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 4: Are we dating the same guy? As the thing on
Speaker 4: Facebook where like it's basically a mainly women and you
Speaker 4: post the picture of.
Speaker 5: The guy you're dating and you see if anybody in
Speaker 5: there is also dating the same guy, to see if
Speaker 5: he's like, you know, dating multiple people at the same time. Yeah,
Speaker 5: my roommate convinced me to post a picture on it,
Speaker 5: and I was like, whatever, doesn't seem like a bad idea.
Speaker 2: I don't know. That page seems pretty toxic. I've seen
Speaker 2: showed it to me and it's like it's sketch.
Speaker 1: Are I bet Eric came back with glowing reviews?
Speaker 2: I don't take any woman on that page just one
Speaker 2: nice thing about the dude. Ever, it's never like here's
Speaker 2: the one that got away. Yeah, sometimes it says I
Speaker 2: don't know him, I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1: Maybe nobody said anything, But did you get any responses,
Speaker 1: any feedback?
Speaker 4: Well, the interesting response is that there were people that
Speaker 4: says that they've been out with him on dates before
Speaker 4: and whatever. But most talking part was that like three
Speaker 4: other women have commented saying that he kissed him on
Speaker 4: the back of the neck, and I didn't even mention
Speaker 4: it in my post. Oh what yeah, Like so one
Speaker 4: girl comments in the picture saying that she had been
Speaker 4: out with him and he does this weird, super weird
Speaker 4: like back of the neck kiss, and then two other
Speaker 4: girls comment under that, like, oh my gosh, me too.
Speaker 1: He told us that he had never used that move
Speaker 1: on any other woman before you that you inspired him
Speaker 1: to do it.
Speaker 4: It was honestly so weird and so creepy. And it's like,
Speaker 4: this is like his bolling card.
Speaker 2: I love that. Jeffrey so upset, like you got lied
Speaker 2: to I.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, jeff is upset. First I find
Speaker 1: out he's not really a Russian submarine captain, and now
Speaker 1: I find out he's actually kissing multiple women on the
Speaker 1: back of the neck.
Speaker 3: What are you tell me next?
Speaker 1: That he's secretly on the other line listening wanting to
Speaker 1: talk to you because he is Oh he's there.
Speaker 3: He's having the phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's how the segment works. I'm sorry Dana erk.
Speaker 3: The hello Gana, Hello, I'm here. Eric.
Speaker 2: This is so, this is almost as awkward as the
Speaker 2: net kiss.
Speaker 1: You told us that you didn't you didn't kiss anybody else.
Speaker 4: Is this just something you do to everyone?
Speaker 3: No, not at all. It was it was only you
Speaker 3: that what we had during the dinner. I couldn't control
Speaker 3: myself and there you were, Eric.
Speaker 4: Probably Eric, I literally just said on the radio that
Speaker 4: three other women said the same exact thing, so without.
Speaker 2: Her prompting them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I don't know what to say
Speaker 3: to that. All I know is, yeah, I was so overtaken.
Speaker 2: Just own up to it. Eric, it's a dumb move
Speaker 2: that you use that you thought was romantic.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think it was a dumb move. I
Speaker 3: mean it certainly progressed a date, that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you didn't. You did stick around after
Speaker 1: the net kiss day.
Speaker 4: I only stuck around because I thought it was only me.
Speaker 4: I didn't know he was a serial neck kisser going
Speaker 4: around the city.
Speaker 2: Wait, you would have been okay if it was only you.
Speaker 4: It seemed like a spontaneous romantic moment. That's Eric, we're.
Speaker 1: Running out of time here. So I'm going to give
Speaker 1: you twenty seconds to talk to Dana. You can tell
Speaker 1: her whatever you want to say and try and convince
Speaker 1: her that you are really into her and you want
Speaker 1: to go out with her one more time.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Dana. I had such a lovely time with you,
Speaker 3: and I know you enjoyed being with me too. Oh
Speaker 3: please never mind whatever else it is that you're hearing.
Speaker 3: Please give us another chance. I know we spent some
Speaker 3: more time together that you're going to enjoy it. I
Speaker 3: really think there's something there.
Speaker 2: It's like head he read a bad like sales book always.
Speaker 1: I felt like it was Anthony Hopkins reading a line
Speaker 1: from Silence of the Lambs. But it's up to you, Dana.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go out with Eric one more time?
Speaker 1: We would pay for that date.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, it was a little bit weird that
Speaker 4: other girls said it, but up until that point I
Speaker 4: was totally fine with it. But once you got on
Speaker 4: and deny, the other girls said that, now you're just
Speaker 4: a creepy Ana liar, Like now it's.
Speaker 2: A trig thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Eric, I'm sorry. Man. We tried for you, and
Speaker 1: I really.
Speaker 3: Was hoping for a different outcome. Dane, Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure. You stop dating women in this town.
Speaker 1: We all know about it. You don't have to find
Speaker 1: a new move. I think, dude, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: go for a different part of the body, maybe behind
Speaker 1: the ears. That's his go to a sneak attack guy,
Speaker 1: go to everyone kisses.
Speaker 2: On the list, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Well, gentlemen, take surprise back of the next kiss out
Speaker 1: of your rolodex of first date move. Eric ruined it
Speaker 1: for us. Eric, Yeah, I picture in my mind at
Speaker 1: least like seven hundred men taking out a little black book,
Speaker 1: giant red marker crossing it off. I was actually thinking this,
Speaker 1: like as a bro. If one of my homies and
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, how was your date last night? And
Speaker 1: if he said, well, I got a neck kiss, I
Speaker 1: would be worried. Congratulations.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe when you're kissing and you move down,
Speaker 2: it's like just that, not the.
Speaker 1: Back of the neck.
Speaker 2: And that's where where we're starting.
Speaker 1: The problem with the kiss was not that it isn't sexy.
Speaker 1: It's that it's too played out. Eric has done it
Speaker 1: to too.
Speaker 4: Many women in this issue.
Speaker 1: Now it's not unique anymore. It's like gently brushing the
Speaker 1: hair out of a girl's face. Everybody's done it. It's
Speaker 1: not sweet. Don't don't touch my hair.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see you for a reason.
Speaker 1: Actually from Alexius.
Speaker 2: I feel like Alexis would flinch, but you would.
Speaker 1: But even though that move is now officially not allowed anymore,
Speaker 1: no more net kisses. There's plenty of other things you
Speaker 1: can go with, plenty of other ways you can screw
Speaker 1: things up, and we're gonna We're gonna be there for
Speaker 1: you through all the mistakes. It will help you get
Speaker 1: back on track. Email the show. We'll call that person
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