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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that really regrets hosting a DIY

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Speaker 1: locksmith workshop at the local prison. Wait a minute, the

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Speaker 1: good news. Good news is it was a full house.

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Speaker 1: A lot of inmates showed up for bad news. Not

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Speaker 1: sure where they are now, probably listening to laser Stories. Weird,

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Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: Those other jail fails just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of Florida. Twenty eight year old deputy named

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Speaker 1: Justin Register from the Pope County Sheriff's Office pulled over

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Speaker 1: a driver the other day and during the traffic stop,

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Speaker 1: he found out the guy did not have a valid license. Hey,

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Speaker 1: nobody in, So Officer Justin took the guy's wallet and

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Speaker 1: phone put it in his patrol car's trunk for whatever reason.

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Speaker 1: Why is phone?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird.

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Speaker 1: The weird part is deaf putting it in the trunk.

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Speaker 1: You're not supposed to do that. Two other cops showed

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Speaker 1: up and saw Justin keep returning to the car's trunk

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Speaker 1: multiple times. Eventually he gave back the guy's belongings, but

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Speaker 1: the driver said he was missing three hundred dollars in cash.

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Speaker 3: Not shocking there.

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Speaker 1: Everyone started looking for it, and that's when Officer Justin

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Speaker 1: went back to the trunk, opened up his equipment bag,

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Speaker 1: and pulled out some folded money and said, oh.

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Speaker 2: Oh, here it is.

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Speaker 3: Money always falls out when I set my wallet down.

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Speaker 1: It was obvious enough that the other cops immediately reported

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Speaker 1: it to their supervisor. In a statement, the lead sheriff said,

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Speaker 1: it makes me so angry. I could chew the bark

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Speaker 1: off a group of oak trees.

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Speaker 3: Very you guys are in your daily lingo.

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Speaker 1: He was not happy.

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Speaker 3: He's like a beaver man.

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Speaker 1: I'm Justin. Was arrested for theft, and the sheriff says

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Speaker 1: he would have been fired if he didn't resign first.

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Speaker 3: Oh I was gonna say, wait, he wasn't fired.

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Speaker 1: I think they give him all The opportunity got ahead

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Speaker 1: of it. So the department also said all of the

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Speaker 1: cops previous arrests and traffic stops are now being audited.

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Speaker 3: Oh geez.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer stories out of New Jersey. Eighteen year

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Speaker 1: old lifeguard named Alex Blythe was overseeing a normal day

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Speaker 1: at the beach when the unthinkable happened out of nowhere.

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Speaker 1: A strong wind came up and was able to dislodge

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Speaker 1: one of the beach umbrellas, which flew through the air

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Speaker 1: and went right into her armpit and out her back. Oh,

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Speaker 1: pierced through her armpit, came out the backside.

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Speaker 3: She was paled umbrella.

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Speaker 1: That was exactly what Alex remembers thinking. She thought, did

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Speaker 1: I just get him paled by a beach umbrella?

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Speaker 3: I thought I was supposed to worry about like people

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Speaker 3: drowning at this job.

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Speaker 1: Keep your eyes UPA goers present at the scene freaked

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Speaker 1: out and called nine one one man. When firefighters showed up,

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Speaker 3: Because those things are shoes.

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Speaker 1: So they had to take a handsaw and cut both

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Speaker 1: ends of the umbrella just so she could fit.

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Speaker 2: This is why I can I don't use those umbrellas.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, a guy named Justin offered to hold her wallet

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Speaker 1: and phone for her car just in case. But Alex

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Speaker 1: was awake for the entire ordeal, and the battalion chief

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Speaker 1: said she seemed a lot better off than I would

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Speaker 1: have been, calling her tougher than all that. He called

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Speaker 1: her one tough young woman. Yeah, doctors were able to

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Speaker 1: remove the umbrella and noted it was less than an

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Speaker 3: How she's lucky, you know the owners like you ruined

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Speaker 3: my umbrella.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting it refined. Good news is she will make

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Speaker 1: a full recovery. But authorities use this as a chance

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Speaker 1: to remind beach goers to make sure their umbrellas are

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Speaker 3: Yeah. You know what, that's a reminder for me.

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Speaker 1: Didn't know that could happen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a new fear of locks. Think about that.

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Speaker 1: That's what we do on the show.

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Speaker 2: This's like a final destination story.

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Speaker 1: Your next laser story is out of China. We reported

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Speaker 1: on this about a year ago, but looks like it's

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Speaker 1: becoming a real thing. Researchers announced they perfected a new

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Speaker 1: way to treat sinus infections where instead of antibiotics, you'll

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Speaker 1: just shoot a tiny army of robots up into your nose. Yep.

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Speaker 1: It's the latest in nanobot technology. Or technically they're microbots

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Speaker 1: because they're still big enough to see under a normal microscope,

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Speaker 1: but they're smaller than a Speca dust way thinner than

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Speaker 1: a human hair and their program to wipe out bacteria.

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Speaker 3: What if gets lost up there? Like do you with

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Speaker 3: your mouse?

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Speaker 2: Do you like shoot them out of your nostril? And

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Speaker 2: then you're like, wait, I'm missing one.

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Speaker 3: This is a really different story than Wally.

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Speaker 1: It's not clear how many they have to shoot up

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Speaker 1: into your nose. The scientists just called it a swarm.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is the magic school bus. This is literally

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Speaker 1: His carr, Miss Frizzle. They tested them on animals and

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Speaker 1: say they could be approved to treat sciinus and bladder

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Speaker 1: affections in humans in the next year.

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Speaker 2: That would be amazing.

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Speaker 1: They're still figuring out how to make sure they can

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Speaker 1: get them all out of your body once you're done,

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Speaker 1: but they're hoping they'll just all come out when you

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Speaker 1: blow your nose.

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Speaker 3: Sounds very expensive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The other big concern is whether we'll be willing

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Speaker 3: We're pretty willing to shoot everything up our noses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe in science, Jeff, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The conspiracy crowd is going to claim Bill Gates wants

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Speaker 1: to control your thoughts with the tiny robots, which he does,

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Speaker 1: so I believe it. Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 1: Out of vacaviill. People like to joke about needing a

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Speaker 1: vacation in order to recover from their vacation.

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Speaker 3: Yes, seriously, but if.

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Speaker 1: You're traveling with family, it's actual real thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's good to know. I feel exhausted by the

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Speaker 3: end of a family diacation.

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Speaker 1: You're not alone, brook. According to a new report, it

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Speaker 1: takes parents two and a half days to recover from

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Speaker 2: If you're doing something like going to Disney with the

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Speaker 2: family is so stressful, you know, like everyone's talking, what's this,

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Speaker 2: what's that? Tony moving parts?

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Speaker 1: And specifically it's two point four days, which is two days,

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Speaker 3: I can't wait till I hit that thirty seventh minute,

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Speaker 3: ready to go again.

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Speaker 1: If you're traveling with kids, the key is to not

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Speaker 1: make things harder on yourself. Yes, thirty percent of parents

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Speaker 1: say bribing children with treats spare game, twenty eight percent

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Speaker 1: said buying toys mid trip helps yeah, and twenty six

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Speaker 3: We just drop our expectations of what we're actually going

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I thought you were going to say,

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Speaker 2: Family picture time.

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Speaker 3: Kids let all the stress out. It's all bundled up

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Speaker 1: More than half a parent's say they bring along some

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Speaker 1: kind of audio player to entertain kids with music or

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Speaker 3: Some people can't sleep without those, like some kids can't

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Speaker 3: to sleep in the same room as my best friend's kids,

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Speaker 3: and I almost threw it out the window, like it

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Speaker 1: They say, if possible, try to find things that can

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Speaker 1: be calming, not something annoying or overly repetitive that can

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Speaker 1: raise your tension or stress levels. You know. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: does this little guy do to calm his nerves post

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Speaker 1: Vaca the Eiffel Towers, a pair of kids.

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Speaker 3: He takes his face off too.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't even know what that means. I've just

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Speaker 1: read that off of one of his instant stories. So

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Speaker 1: some turtles. Okay, I'd love somebody to explain. But that

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Speaker 1: sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on WHENESA

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