WEBVTT - Episode 133: You Did It! 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.720 And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics Guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:34.080 Welcome to another edition of Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:37.880 Bad Larry, you got Dylan the graphics Guy, Shyan Irving, 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:42.400 you got Pa Ray, and Marvin is at the controls. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:45.800 Yours truly your host of Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:48.239 Before we get started, how about a round of applause 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:52.839 for Shay who going zero to five in the NFL. 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:56.880 It's difficult to do and you somehow you did it. Congratulations. 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:58.920 Yeah, bad weekend, Danny. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:06.160 The Cowboys. Cowboys didn't look good going zero to five. 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.720 So recapping the football units bat Larry one two, so 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:13.639 he's in the plus column. Dylan won one, he's minus 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.080 three and a half. Shay lost eight units last week 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:23.040 ew minus six. Okay, we did receive a phone call 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:26.560 a couple of days ago from a concerned listener in 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:30.520 Des Moines, Iowa. Don't know if you heard that, Shay, 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:34.839 but the caller was very concerned about your well being. 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:38.240 Thought maybe it was a bit and that you were acting, 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.720 and I said it was real, which made him even 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:44.440 more concerned. So we're a couple of days removed from 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:48.480 the Cowboys loss. You calling in Monday, How is your 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:51.200 well being? How is your mental frame state of mind? 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:54.920 I mean, I'm I'm riding the edge, Danny, it's not. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:02:00.480 I'm on meds. I'm on some antipsychotics right, and they're 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.040 supposed to help, but I don't think they're working. I 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:06.360 think Jerry is my kryptonite when it comes to that, 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:11.079 the antidote to UH stability. I'm not doing good. Honestly, 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:18.920 I'm pretty depressed. I've been depressed since Sunday. Okay, I 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.680 was angry at first, and then it's just like with 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.160 going on five and the way the Cowboys lost, and 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:27.799 knowing that there's zero fix, there's not there's not a 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:29.680 fix to it. If there's a fix and you can say, oh, 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:31.320 they just got to do that or do this, it's 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:34.600 a scheme. There's no fix. There's no fix. It's I'm 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:37.800 and I was sold and I feel like a freaking idiot. 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:42.200 But you're sold every year. Why was this year different? 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:46.600 Why were your expectations heightened that that it crushes you 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:47.240 this much? 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:52.320 I think because they signed CD and Dak. I thought 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:56.120 maybe that there would be a foundation and a future 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.560 with this franchise that I could get behind. You know, 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:02.600 they're they've been bad before, and I've known they've been bad, 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:04.800 and it hasn't, you know, rocked me like it is 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:07.600 this year, like I got, I'm rocked. I'm rocked. 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:12.000 Okay, But they had DAK and CD last year, right, 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:14.679 but they didn't. They're not new players, they just got 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:15.280 new money. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:16.760 You could argue that was a bad sign. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:20.560 Actually, I could argue that's a bad signing without having 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:23.840 any interior D linemen. I mean that's this team doesn't 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:25.760 exist without an interior D line. 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:30.400 Jerry, I think, kind of came around and said that 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:32.640 there's some people who think that he could be the problem. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.720 That he actually acknowledged that he couldn't really did. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.240 He said, I don't blame the fans for thinking that, 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:40.560 but the problem, the problem is the problem that I have. 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.720 Danny is the dude that's going to take over is 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:47.840 part of the problem. Stephen Jones is the same freaking dude, 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:56.280 just with less women. I mean, Jerry lays it down 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:56.760 of Scotch. 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:00.840 We don't know that, we don't know. 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:03.400 I know it. I know it. I got funny stories, 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:06.920 Danny from girls in uptown Dallas where Jerry has, you know, 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.360 shown his uh. 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:13.080 I don't know if I don't think we could do that. 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:15.080 I that I'm going to need two sources. 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:16.120 His big star. 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:23.600 Yeah bad, Larry here, Larry, let me start with you. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:27.039 Anything you'd like to recap since you're in the plus column. 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:31.440 My two overs were like blowout overs. I think Jmu 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:32.279 scored seventy. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:33.159 That was crazy. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:36.800 That's the first one. And then I had the Bills 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:40.200 over in the NFL. I was at halftime that was overall, 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:44.279 so Shay, I was you had that your all American 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.640 like Army Navy and somebody who was that third team? 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:52.279 It was Army, Navy, Auburn, Auburn just cornhole. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:52.719 My brother, god. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:55.560 I mean you had the money line. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:59.000 Army went with money arm money line, Navy plus ten 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.840 and a half that came home. And then Hugh Freeze 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:05.280 his dirtbag bullshit could have figured it out. And then 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.000 after the game, did you hear what he said about 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:07.640 his quarterback? 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:09.840 Did he said about his team? 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:12.839 This guy, this son of a bitch, Like, if you 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:16.560 want zero recruits, just follow Hugh Freeze? At fucking moron? 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.040 Do you think we are honest? She for being a 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:20.680 former fake Baptist. 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.440 Listen, what was what was that going to pay? 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:23.720 Say? 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:25.560 Like some crazy number? 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:28.039 Right? Yeah, that was like plus seven hundred or some shit. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:32.880 Oh man, it was a plus eight fifty rats that 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:35.440 would have made me even That would have made me either. 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:37.400 Because I was up in Maine and I didn't have 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.040 TV and I couldn't remember who your third team was, 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:41.800 but I knew you won the Army in the Navy 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:44.800 money lines, I said, oh, Shane's gonna have a monster week, 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:46.880 and I just found out you didn't. 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:52.320 Jay receives the first official Diego Pavilla Award for Fading 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:57.640 South Alabama. Colorado converted me fifty yard hail Mary sent 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:00.680 it into overtime, So congratulations. Don't know if you have 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:06.200 an acceptance speech for the official Diego Pavilla Award for 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:07.640 Fading South Alabama. 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:11.839 I think this is God judging me for asking for 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:16.000 birth certificates at my eldest kids softball game. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:21.719 Wait, you were questioning the other team in how old 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:22.159 they were? 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.680 Yeah, they had a picture catcher combo that. I mean 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.000 the girl was throwing gas and if she drove there, 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:29.400 if I was a cop and a sarr driving, I 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:30.320 wouldn't have pulled her over. 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:32.880 So you can just admit you were looking for nationality 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:33.960 on the birth certificate. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:34.919 Was not. 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.680 She was a beast and she was throwing. 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:41.080 Gas at bench warmer this moment, and I asked. 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.479 For a birth certificate check and everybody start freaking out, 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.960 yelling at me, telling me maybe I should be the 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:49.279 one that leave YadA YadA. By the way, her parents, 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:51.479 neither one of those girls parents were at the game, 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:53.880 which is kind of convenient because I would have asked them, 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:56.039 and they wouldn't let me ask the girls what year 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:58.520 they were born. They were saying hip a violation, this 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:02.159 all this other bullshit hip of violation. That's as they said. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:04.480 I was like, you know, when, when, what's her birthday? 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.520 Let me just ask her birthday? And they were like, 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:07.159 you can't do that. 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.360 I was like, what years? How is that a hip 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:10.000 of violations. 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:13.080 I don't know, but that's what they're freaking Westport, Connecticut, Danny, 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:13.880 this is what they do. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.840 What's their blood type? That's a violation. 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:17.840 Throwing gas? 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:23.040 All right, So do you guys want to recap anything? Uh? 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:26.040 I lost? I lost a parley by the skin of 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:30.240 my teeth too, Dan. The Patriots money line screwed me. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:33.680 And then I had Giants against the Browns Eagles and 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.920 Packers against the Titans. 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:40.720 Well yeah, yeah. 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:42.320 Giants screwed me too on my two unit two teams. 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.720 And how do they beat the Browns? 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:46.960 Crazy? Unbelievable. 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.840 All right, let's move ahead to this week, bad Larry. 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.560 I'm going to start with you with your college picks, 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.880 just your college picks. We want to build up the 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.400 drama and then go to the NFL picks for everybody. 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:01.480 So, okay, I have I have six college checks, all 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:05.240 one units Notre Dame minus the six at home against Louisville, 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.600 Texas A and M minus the four against Arkansas, Oh 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:15.200 block tack minus two and a half against FIU Illinois 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.200 plus eighteen against Penn State. 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.120 Michigan finding Alini. 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:24.400 Okay, Well, it's Penn State's first Big Ten game. A 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:28.400 lot of points to be given in a Big ten game. Yeah, 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:32.320 and I'm not sold on Penn State yet. Michigan Michigan 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.640 nine minus the nine against Minnesota. And I'm still on 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:39.360 my Boston College bandwagon Boston College minus at thirteen against 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:40.160 Western Kentucky. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.680 And it's just a coincidence that the last name of 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:47.240 the Michigan quarterback is Orgy. And we know that bad 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.240 Larry and his sister in law do take a lot 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:54.760 of trips together, throwing throwing that out there, Maybe it's 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:59.640 just a coincidence, Alex Orgy. Okay, So that leads us 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:02.360 to deal with his college football picks. 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:07.960 Alrighty Dan, I got Maryland plus seven against Indiana, uh 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:13.079 Fresno State now plus one against UNLV. Obviously it's been 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:16.640 talked about a lot today, UNLV quarterback bouncing. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:21.120 Yeah, he wasn't given what he was promised that they're undefeated, 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:25.280 they're ranked in the top twenty five. Now they're scrambling 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:28.040 a little bit here, so he's decided that he's going 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:29.160 to what's his name? 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:40.760 Um uh, it's like Sluka Sluva, Matthew Sluca, Sluca Sluva. 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:45.439 Okay, Sluka Yeah, with ok okay, all right, okay. 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:48.880 But interesting, it's funny that line was mine Fresno State 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.000 minus one and a half this morning, and now it's 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:54.120 Fresno State plus one. So you know, if he's about 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:59.280 their quarterback and the line moved the opposite direction, you'd think, wow, weird. 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:01.240 Don't know what to make of. 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:04.680 That, unless they're spending even more money to bring in 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.439 another quarterback who might be better than that court was the. 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:09.000 Girl at Chase softball game? Probably? 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:13.360 Yeah, bringing some heat? Okay, what else do you have? 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:13.600 Del? 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:18.439 I hate this now because well I think all of 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:20.600 us might be in an agreement. But Illinois plus eighteen 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.640 against Penn State, I don't like that. I don't like 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:25.880 it at all. And I'm actually gonna switch to Penn 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:31.360 State minus eighteen. Wow, yeah, calling it audible, Dan. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:39.160 And how about Illinois's quarterback den touchdowns no interceptions? Yeah, 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:42.439 Brett Bielima head coach there. 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:46.520 I think this was like, I really don't overthink this game. 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:50.320 Like take Illinois, who's been great with eighteen points against 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:51.080 Penn State. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:51.960 Great dogs all year? 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:56.000 Yeah, okay, all right, I'm flip flip anything else. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.080 Yeah, I'm gonna lay the fourteen and a half of 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:02.440 the UCF against Colorado after Colorado's big win against Baylor 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:03.040 last week. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.120 That line freaks me out. I don't understand. 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:06.160 It's a lot. 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:07.640 It is a whole lot. 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:11.319 Yeah, I don't know that. I feel like all so 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:14.040 much money is gonna be on Colorado and I still 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.520 don't trust him. Dan against the U see's actually halfway 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:21.439 decent team. I think they smoke him. And I'm going 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.360 Marshall minus four against Western Michigan. 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:25.760 Okay, that leads. 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:29.040 And we'll all have noticed that there's no Iowa game 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:29.400 this week. 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:29.600 Dan. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.320 Fortunately they're on a pie so I could take a 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.080 fucking break and losing money on that. 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.600 All right. That brings us to Shyan Irving with your 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:38.079 countage football picks. 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:41.959 All right, Danny, I got the anti Apostates laying eleven 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:43.920 versus the Herpaganta sephial Aids. 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:46.040 That's Utah and Arizona. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.560 Yeah. I got the Fighting Bela most plus eighteen versus 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:50.680 the Shower Witnesses. 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:53.720 Is that Penstein? 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.720 Yeah, I hope it's not another team. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.280 Yeah, that's just one team that has that Moniker. Let 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:02.880 me tell you, I think anybody's still there. I got 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:04.920 the Hokies plus nineteen and a half? 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:05.360 Is that night? 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.839 Is that right? Is that number and a half? Yeah? Yeah? 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:10.000 Versus the cocaine cowboys. 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:11.080 And you're going against cam Ward. 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:15.000 Yeah. And I got the fighting mullets versus the Dead 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:19.520 Bill Snyders, and I got the Groovy Mule Laying six 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:21.000 and a half versus Tulsa. 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:23.959 That's North Texas, great. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:30.960 Bar, Groovy Mule, fantastic deals on extra curriculums in Denton, Texas. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:34.680 Fantastic jail in Denton. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:38.120 By the way, you've been in the jail in Denton house. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.319 Yeah, I attempted to go to school there for a 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:44.000 couple of minutes, Danny in Denton, Texas. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:45.160 I got and how did you end up in the 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.080 jail cell in Denton, Texas? 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.679 Got into a fight outside of the Groovy Mule, and 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:51.280 they just, okay, threw me in jail. 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:53.600 You don't strike me as a fighter. 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:58.520 Well, I'd have to say you read me wrong. Back 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.800 in the day, I definitely got into a couple of scraps. 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.400 Okay, Yes, Marvin. 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:08.080 I think Shay's size. I'm with you. I didn't think 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:11.800 he was a fighter, because you guys did normally. I 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.640 always thought it was the opposite small guys. I will 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:16.520 never test somebody who's under like five to. 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:18.959 Nine agreed, because cauliflower ears. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.720 Yes, Oh well yeah, cauliflower ear no, thank you. That 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:26.800 is a life lesson. Big dudes get tested, especially everybody's drinking. 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:28.680 They think they're tough and they see a big dude. 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.040 You know, it's like fucking jail. They want to hit 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:32.719 the biggest dude in the bar. I don't know that 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:33.600 they're talking shit. 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:34.480 It's like jail. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:35.280 Oh, we don't know what. 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:37.280 I think, that's just hugue. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:39.440 I'd still rather go for a small guy. 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:42.800 I feel like that you would really well. 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:48.440 That leads us to our NFL picks bad Larry. I'll 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:49.000 start with. 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:53.640 You might not like this, but I'm taking the Cowboys 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:55.720 minus to six against my Giants. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.840 It's minus five and a half, laire. 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:02.200 It's coming down. Okay. They impressed me to fourth. They 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:05.040 had a nice little fourth quarter comeback five. 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:09.520 Yeah, but Larry, terrible, they had terrible three quarters. Like 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:12.160 who are they? I mean, the Giants can't run, like 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:15.200 I understand the bet. The Giants are not some massively 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:19.280 good running team until they I'm. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.880 A little I'm a little worried about the Giants defensive 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:25.400 line is pretty good and your offensive line sucks. This 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:28.880 might be a bad bet, but I'm a Giant fan 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.760 and I'm like, here's you hate your Dallas Cowboys. I 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.320 hate my Giants right now. So I'm taking the Cowboys 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:35.440 minus the five and a half. 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.640 I turned down tickets for this game. I got free 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:40.120 tickets for this game at met Life on Thursday, and 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:41.920 I was like, Nope, not going fuck that. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:44.800 Wow what else? 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:50.840 I got the Cincinnati Bengals. 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:57.440 Larry, you didn't say Bengals, he said Bengals. Nice. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:14:59.720 Minus the four and a half against the Panthers. 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.800 I got the Eagles and Andy Dalton. Andy Dalton is 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:08.040 he's former former Bengal red rifle at the Panthers. 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:14.840 Okay, he's the he's the what does call him ginger? Ginger? Yeah, 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:16.800 I'm not worried about him. 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:17.760 Yeah. 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:20.600 The Eagles minus the two and a half against the Buccaneers. 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:24.120 The Chargers plus eight against the Chiefs. The Chiefs got 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:25.800 to lose a game one of these days. 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:28.320 Yeah, man, I have the Chargers. 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:32.600 We don't even know justin Herbert's availability here. They got injuries. 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.840 Chiefs win close games. That's kind be inside the eight 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.400 if the Chargers don't win it out right at home. Yeah, 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.080 and then I have over the forty six in the 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:47.200 Ravens Bills game all one units. 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.920 All right? Uh, Dylan, you're next, all right? 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:54.080 I got h Broncos Jets over thirty eight and a 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:59.160 half because this game screams under. But neither of these 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:02.040 defenses that are us to be great. I've looked particularly 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:05.440 good this season, so I'll take the over. I'm going 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.720 Rams money line against the Bears plus one twenty five. 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:13.000 They're three point dogs. I don't know, that's a weird 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.640 line to me. I think that's that's a don't overthink it. 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.760 And the Rams put up a nice showing against the 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:20.920 the Niners last weekend. 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.880 Stafford gets hit though many a lot pressure on him, 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:26.680 him and Deshaun Watson. 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:29.360 Surprise, he hasn't tapped out yet, to be honest, after 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.560 the Super Bowl win, be like, I'm done at this. 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.440 Then you have like four kids. 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:37.760 He might have more, but you got, you know, forty 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.240 million dollars you're gonna walk away from. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.520 And you'd have to be out all those kids. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:45.000 Yeah, and the kids. I mean, I think Stafford's done 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:48.600 pretty good so far in his career financially. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:51.160 He's done good since birth. That dude's from fucking Highland Park, 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:53.240 the nicest neighborhood ever. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:56.280 Yeah, all right, what else do you have their deal? 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:58.920 I got the Jags plus six and a half against 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:02.400 the Texans. Jaguars have to figure something out because that 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:07.440 was brutal last week, and Seahawks plus three and a 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.840 half against the Lions on Monday nights. 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:13.639 Man, I'm looking at I'm looking at these Trevor Lawrence numbers. 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:18.320 It's just they're not good. So he gets paid more 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:26.720 than Lamar Kyler, Hurtz, Mahomes, Josh Allen, Matthew Stafford man moving. 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:30.640 He had like a I don't know, five game stretch. 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:32.399 I think it was last season where they were like, 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:33.720 yeah he entered. 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.600 That, they were like eight and three and then they 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:36.639 lost after. 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:39.680 That, Yeah, that key conversation and then since. 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:42.359 Then nine in a row or something. All right, then 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:44.440 Seahawks getting three and a half against Lions. That was 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:45.320 a spicy one. 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:45.480 Man. 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:47.640 Yeah, I don't know why. It just is all right, 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:50.040 Uh shay, you bring up the rear. 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:54.879 Yeah, as usual, Danny got the fight in Hiahuasca's laying 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:58.520 seven and a half against the Broncos I got I 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:00.560 got Chargers plus eight as well. I think that's a 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:02.439 whole lot of points. Whether it's Herbert or not, I 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:05.240 don't care. And I think that Travis Kelsey's fat. 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:09.639 Has he been fat? 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:10.359 No? Did he? 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:10.600 Just? 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:12.959 Look look at pictures of him from twenty twenty two 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:14.960 and then to twenty twenty four. 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:16.119 Hey, he's wiped up. 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:19.000 Now there's been a transformation. That dude's That dude's drinking 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:22.720 sugar heavy drinks at the US Open. He's eating more 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:25.439 than Taylor is. She wants to feel skinny, so she 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:28.119 feeds him. I know women like her. That's what happened. 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:30.800 They feed the big guy so then they feel thin. 0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:32.320 They're like, no, no, no, I don't want to eat. 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:34.320 But there's a chance of you going anywhere. 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:38.280 Here's a pot roast? Is that is that happy? 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:40.800 Wait? Is that going on in your house? 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:43.600 The roommate does that to me? Yeah? Absolutely, She'll starve 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:45.639 herself and then just make me all kinds of food. 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:48.880 I don't care. I'll get fat. I got three kids, 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:49.520 give a shit. 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:51.440 Wait, because that a sign of a good relationship. 0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:52.760 Is good for me? 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:55.320 Fucking eating good? 0:18:57.320 --> 0:18:59.680 All right? And then I got the Seahawks Lions over 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:03.639 for six and a half golf indoors. And then this 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:06.600 is the goofiest line to me all freaking week, Danny 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:10.480 Saints Falcons. I got the over forty two. This is 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:15.000 a I don't understand how a Shanahan led off. I 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:17.000 just don't understand how it's forty two and not forty 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:18.879 six and a half. I got that line different, So 0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:19.480 I'm hitting over. 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:23.920 Okay. 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:28.920 Donald Trump said to attend Georgia Alabama game in Tuscaloosa. 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:32.920 Oh yeah, last time he was at an Alabama game. 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:35.720 Might be as good a game as we've had in 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:39.800 a while. That was twenty nineteen LSU Alabama, and that's 0:19:39.840 --> 0:19:42.600 when Joe Burrow and company beat two of forty six 0:19:42.720 --> 0:19:43.399 forty one. 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:47.359 So I don't know if the give me Georgia President. 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:48.440 I want Georgia right now. 0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:52.280 I want Georgia one unit alre just like minus two. 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:54.920 Yeah, I'll take Alabama. 0:19:55.800 --> 0:19:58.240