Speaker 1: I never used the word scratchy. Yes you did.
Speaker 2: I didn't said starting to hurt a little bit. Bull
Speaker 2: Chat dude, screen broken, Yeah, no, just you're broken. Welcome
Speaker 2: to bull Chat. Welcome back everybody. Sorry we missed load.
Speaker 2: You know, people were very upset that we missed a week.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, sometimes you need it for yourself.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But we could have.
Speaker 2: We could have made time and recorded it, but we
Speaker 2: just needed to get away.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it was very nice for us to take
Speaker 1: one show off after three consecutive years.
Speaker 2: But we didn't really but we didn't have to take
Speaker 2: it off. We could have just recorded it way ahead
Speaker 2: of time.
Speaker 1: But remember how difficult it was because you had so
Speaker 1: much going on.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is, I was going to come to
Speaker 2: your house in Jersey City. I was going to venture
Speaker 2: to the Jungle and the Jungle, but at the last
Speaker 2: minute I wound up booking a flight and going to
Speaker 2: hang out with Froggy and Lisa down in Jacksonville.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: So that was that was an impromptu trip and I
Speaker 2: just needed to get away for a little bit.
Speaker 1: And it was nice. Nice here.
Speaker 2: Did a lot of fun things there. Nice, like what Well,
Speaker 2: first of all, I landed and their son Kayden, picked
Speaker 2: me up. Oh that's weird cold because he was like,
Speaker 2: I know when we first met him. You know, so
Speaker 2: now he's he's he's an adult.
Speaker 1: He's an adult.
Speaker 2: He's nineteen. Is what I make Now? Is it adult
Speaker 2: or is it adult? You say adult? But then you
Speaker 2: could be at what are you doing? What do you
Speaker 2: it's right here? You left it over here, you're so yeah,
Speaker 2: just to get oh yeah, yeah, I gotta get the
Speaker 2: important phone calls. Anyway, to get the important phone calls.
Speaker 2: I mean I could run you through the week real quick.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 2: It was a good time. No, you know, Okay, So
Speaker 2: I got off the plane, I went back to the house.
Speaker 2: What do you want to do, Let's go to waffle house.
Speaker 2: So we went to waffle house. Do you get it
Speaker 2: the cheesy eggs? No, I don't do that. No, I
Speaker 2: don't get eggs there. It's a waffle house. Didn't go
Speaker 2: to the egg house. I went to the waffle house.
Speaker 2: You get waffles. But I see the thing is every
Speaker 2: every location makes it slightly different. I love the chocolate
Speaker 2: chip waffles. It's my favorite. It's like dessert. I have
Speaker 2: not had a waffle house waffle in a long time
Speaker 2: because I've been trying to you know, watch watch what
Speaker 2: I you know, from listening to this podcast and my
Speaker 2: cholesterol and all this, that and the other. So I
Speaker 2: did have a chocolate chip waffle, but this is one
Speaker 2: of the locations that just makes the waffle and then
Speaker 2: they they throw them on top. Some of them put
Speaker 2: it in the batter. Oh, some of them put it
Speaker 2: on top. Most of them now just put it on top.
Speaker 2: But so it was too many and they melted and
Speaker 2: it was just like it was just like a mush
Speaker 2: of chalk. It was just too much. I loved it,
Speaker 2: but I had to scrape some of it off. And
Speaker 2: then I also got an order of hash browns well capped, scattered.
Speaker 1: You know what that means? Well done? Yes, Captain crunch
Speaker 1: what scattered? No?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: So basically it was hash browns scattered on the grill,
Speaker 2: not otherwise they just do it in a round thing.
Speaker 2: That so it's scattered, well done and capped is mushrooms, eh,
Speaker 2: not on them, not on the menu anymore. I had
Speaker 2: to say, hey, do you still do capped and he's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we do, but it's not on the menu anymore. And
Speaker 2: I have to say, since I haven't been in a while,
Speaker 2: their prices have gone up, like they're very affordable. But
Speaker 2: a waffle used to be like a dollar ninety five.
Speaker 2: Now it's like four bucks.
Speaker 1: I'm just featuring this poor waffle house worker, this person
Speaker 1: being like, do you still do capped? I'm in the know. Well,
Speaker 1: he knew what I was talking about. I know, because
Speaker 1: he's probably worked there for so long that he probably
Speaker 1: waits for people like you to come in to be like.
Speaker 2: Here we go, this capped guy. I tell you, it
Speaker 2: was a wonderful staff there. I wish I got the
Speaker 2: unit numbers so I could give him props. What the
Speaker 2: you can give them the thank yous? Yeah, but they were.
Speaker 2: They were very nice there, and I had my free
Speaker 2: waffle coupon, so it was it was a it was
Speaker 2: a good time. Well because I'm in the regulars club Andrew,
Speaker 2: what what's the matter?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: So then we left there. I don't remember what we
Speaker 2: did the rest of the day, but then we got
Speaker 2: we went to like Tequila Flats for dinner.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we had some Mexican type stuff, text mex
Speaker 2: whatever you want to call it, right, we did. I
Speaker 2: did go shopping at Public's that day. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: shopping is a pleasure there. You know that, isn't that
Speaker 2: their tagline? Yeah, we're shopping is a pleasure. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it still is anymore, but man, you know
Speaker 2: me in supermarkets Andrew, I do what a spectacular store.
Speaker 2: It was relatively new also, so you know, Cayden and
Speaker 2: Lisa were just getting the things that they needed. But
Speaker 2: I had to go up and down every aisle and
Speaker 2: it was fantastic. And I did find something in the
Speaker 2: cereal aisle that I brought back that you will hear
Speaker 2: on next week's bul Chat, next week's Serial Killers. This
Speaker 2: is bull chat. I'm gonna say jet lag you I.
Speaker 1: I actually believe that you would argue to say you
Speaker 1: have jet lag. The plane still gets you, you know,
Speaker 1: foggy and confused.
Speaker 2: Oh we'll talk about the plane in a little bit.
Speaker 2: But so then the next day I forget. I went
Speaker 2: on a bike rides. I went to the beach. I
Speaker 2: saw the Jacksonville pier that just reopened. It was it's
Speaker 2: been closed since the hurricanes years and years ago, and
Speaker 2: they just reopened it nice.
Speaker 1: So that was cool.
Speaker 2: So I went on the beach I took a jog
Speaker 2: on the beach. I went bike riding. You know that
Speaker 2: they would No, I was, I wasn't wearing red red skidthies.
Speaker 2: You were running on the beach, though not in slow motion,
Speaker 2: but you were running on the beach. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: ran right to Joe's crabshack. Oh okay, so this was
Speaker 2: a leisurely stroll. Then, No, no, no, I ran. I
Speaker 2: did a nice job. I went pretty far too, and
Speaker 2: then I jogged back and then I almost died. No,
Speaker 2: I swear this time I'm not kidding. I'm not being
Speaker 2: You're not kidding. No, this time, I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 2: usually kid, but this time I'm not kidding. So here's
Speaker 2: what happened. It was just me on the beach. Frog
Speaker 2: doesn't like the beach. Lisa was working and Kayden was working,
Speaker 2: so it was just me at the beach by myself. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's it's a very huge, wide, wonderful, beautiful beach. It really.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe how much room there was because I'm
Speaker 2: used to the beaches on Long Island where people are
Speaker 2: jammed like this, and someone will still put an umbrella
Speaker 2: right next to you while you're jammed in there like sardines.
Speaker 2: But this is why it is wide open, a lot
Speaker 2: of nice space there. Okay, So, but this is also
Speaker 2: a surfing beach, so there's lots of surfers. There's kids
Speaker 2: learning how to surf. There's every everyone and their mother
Speaker 2: surfing there. So there's you know, maybe seventy five percent
Speaker 2: surfers and twenty five percent bathers.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: So I waded into the water and I was doing
Speaker 2: you know, under the waves and over the waves, and
Speaker 2: I was doing all right. Then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I come up from going under a wave and there's
Speaker 2: a surfboard coming at me. I swear to you it
Speaker 2: was this close. I'm not even kidding. It was just
Speaker 2: inches from my face. I popped up and I was like,
Speaker 2: and I froze. I didn't know what to do. So
Speaker 2: there was a girl serve on top of it, and
Speaker 2: she goes go under, go under, because you can't jump
Speaker 2: out of the way when you're in the water. You
Speaker 2: can't jump, all right, it doesn't work like that. So
Speaker 2: I went under really quick and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I didn't get deep enough fast enough, and
Speaker 2: that finn is going to slice my back open, and
Speaker 2: I'll be paralyzed for life, That's all I always think.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's coming, it's coming, and it never came.
Speaker 2: So I was like and I stayed there for like
Speaker 2: ten seconds because I was scared. I don't know if
Speaker 2: there was another one coming or what. Then I finally
Speaker 2: popped up and she was frantic. She was like, are
Speaker 2: you okay. I'm like, yeah, that was close, but I'm
Speaker 2: all right. And then she's like, you shouldn't be here.
Speaker 1: He said, what do you what.
Speaker 2: She's like, you shouldn't be in this area. I'm like,
Speaker 2: but there's other people just in the water, you know.
Speaker 2: So I moved down a little bit and I was like, wow, that,
Speaker 2: like I almost died there. My entire life flashed before
Speaker 2: my eyes. I will never forget picturing that board coming
Speaker 2: at my face. Like it was inchest for me. I'm
Speaker 2: not being dramatic.
Speaker 1: I swear to you, no tragic it was. It was very,
Speaker 1: very frightening. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I had a nice, calm rest of the day
Speaker 2: and then I think Froggy made fish or something that
Speaker 2: nice night. It was nice. The public's fish.
Speaker 1: I bought it.
Speaker 2: I bought it there and we had dinner.
Speaker 1: It was nice.
Speaker 2: He's a good cook. Yeah, but that's the only night
Speaker 2: we wait in the house. Weait out the rest of
Speaker 2: the nights, and you know what's really interesting. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I don't mean to take up all the time. It's
Speaker 2: exciting to me because this is like, this is different
Speaker 2: for me, It's different. Did go out of your comfort zone?
Speaker 2: I first, can you stop saying that, Like, I'm comfortable anywhere.
Speaker 2: It's not this no zone. It's just whatever I travel,
Speaker 2: I do things. I'm not uncomfortable doing things, you idiot.
Speaker 2: What Anyway, I thought it was interesting because this whole
Speaker 2: area that we were in is like a golf cart area.
Speaker 2: Everybody has a car and a golf cart and they
Speaker 2: drive golf carts every like you go to the shopping
Speaker 2: center mile or two away in a golf cart. There's
Speaker 2: special lanes on the road for golf carts. There's special
Speaker 2: traffic lights for golf carts. There's parking in every parking
Speaker 2: lot for golf carts. It's the coolest thing, so cool,
Speaker 2: and people like pimp their golf carts speakers and lights
Speaker 2: and LEDs and all kinds of crazy stuff. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: it's a lot of people go to the beach golf cart.
Speaker 2: What I'm just saying, it's a different It's different. I've
Speaker 2: never experienced that before. I thought it was very cool
Speaker 2: and interesting. I'm happy to hear that. Like you have
Speaker 2: a car and you have a golf cart. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: not just like the one you're the little golf big ones. Yeah, electric,
Speaker 2: that's great. A lot of places have that, like a
Speaker 2: lot like a lot, a lot like a lot. There's
Speaker 2: so many.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just gonna keep closing my eyes
Speaker 1: because every time I do, I'm just thinking of who
Speaker 1: I would be listening to if I was just not
Speaker 1: watching this on YouTube and I'm just listening to the
Speaker 1: biggest dick of all time. I'm just listening to a
Speaker 1: giant asshole. Wait, I look at my shirt. Do you
Speaker 1: know who that is? Bucky?
Speaker 2: Yes, because I told you that's Bucky. Cool and down south,
Speaker 2: mostly in Texas, there were these massive, massive truck stop
Speaker 2: type places. Yeah, and it's called BUCkies.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you got to BUCkies for me
Speaker 1: calling you an asshole. But yeah, let's keep going well,
Speaker 1: because I'm going through I'm going through my week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and in between you're just saying things, these things
Speaker 2: are exciting. They're exciting to me, I've.
Speaker 1: Never and then in between it's idiot, and there was
Speaker 1: something else. A lot, there's a lot. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of go cutsh that's you. I don't think I've I
Speaker 1: said a word in five minutes. I'm sorry, I'll be quiet. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: please continue about BUCkies, the big truck stop that has
Speaker 1: pork ribs in a barbecue store. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: You go on.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you'll find you.
Speaker 2: I'll finish. Then it's all you. I have nothing to say.
Speaker 2: Then you've got the next ten minutes. I want to
Speaker 2: hear about your time.
Speaker 1: I did absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, anyway, so this is a relatively new BUCkies.
Speaker 2: I saw a piece about it on CBS Sunday Morning
Speaker 2: months and months ago. I'm like, oh, I think I've
Speaker 2: heard of that place, but I've never never been. You know,
Speaker 2: like you drive down ninety five or eighty or wherever
Speaker 2: big interstate and there's always these giant truck stops, and
Speaker 2: this is generally associated with truck stops. That's what BUCkies is.
Speaker 2: It's like a hundred gas pumps and it's a massive,
Speaker 2: massive store, like like I don't even know how to
Speaker 2: describe it. I mean like a seven eleven times one hundred,
Speaker 2: but really nice. And there's even like a pit where
Speaker 2: they smoke brisket in the middle, and when they're done
Speaker 2: with it, they yell and everything, and people come over
Speaker 2: and get brisket. And they're known for their jerky. There's
Speaker 2: a wall of jerky Bucky's jerky, and they have all
Speaker 2: kinds of awesome stuff there, and enough soda fountains. I've
Speaker 2: never even heard a half these sodas. They have so
Speaker 2: many soda fountains.
Speaker 1: Did you get a soda?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I got a coffee, and I walked around
Speaker 2: and I got this shirt, and I bought a bunch
Speaker 2: of weird snacks for our friend Jason that's gonna come
Speaker 2: in and we're gonna eat them with him. Nice some
Speaker 2: interesting BUCkies snacks. Oh, I love to hear him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, it was a great time until I was
Speaker 2: supposed to come home Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: You almost died again.
Speaker 2: No, I was supposed to come home Sunday morning. My
Speaker 2: flight was six o'clock out of Jacksonville on Jet Blue.
Speaker 2: Saturday afternoons four o'clock, sitting on Froggy's couch. I get
Speaker 2: an alert on my phone, your flight's canceled. Have a
Speaker 2: nice day. And I was like, wait what And you
Speaker 2: can't just go and rebook it, you have to call.
Speaker 2: So I looked online and there were like four flights
Speaker 2: on Sunday, nonstops, JFK, Laguardio whatever. I didn't care. By
Speaker 2: the time I finally got through to someone on the phone, gone,
Speaker 2: all those flights were gone because people were rescheduling. So
Speaker 2: they rescheduled me to fly from Jacksonville to Fort Lauderdale
Speaker 2: to LaGuardia. Like no, I no, that's all day. And
Speaker 2: I had something to do on Sunday, you know, So
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, any other flights and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's one tonight. So at four forty five or whatever
Speaker 2: it was, he's like, I got you on the seven
Speaker 2: o'clock flight tonight.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So I had a pack and boogie and we got
Speaker 2: to the airport and I wound up it was delayed,
Speaker 2: so I got out at eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, till what boogie?
Speaker 2: You never heard that term? Not like seventies disco boogie,
Speaker 2: mean like get your ass in gear.
Speaker 1: I've heard it. It's just twenty that you said it, Okay.
Speaker 1: I had to pack and boogie my way to the airport.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to get out of there. I had
Speaker 2: to scudaddle.
Speaker 4: Hm.
Speaker 2: We had a quick dinner, got to the airport, and
Speaker 2: that was it. You didn't have the chilies too in
Speaker 2: the airport. No, their computers were broken.
Speaker 1: I want too.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you know what. There were not a lot
Speaker 2: of options in the Jacksonville airport. Plus a lot of
Speaker 2: things were closed because it was late. But I was
Speaker 2: looking for some frozen yogurt. Couldn't find any.
Speaker 1: You do love youuuproio.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they have a Yobie's down there, and
Speaker 2: they have that tart. I love the tart, you know,
Speaker 2: the pink berry or the red mango tart. Love that
Speaker 2: and they had it. So I had it almost every night.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're two weeks. What was that all about.
Speaker 2: I didn't really do much. Well, see, I worked the
Speaker 2: first week and so it was just imprompt was like
Speaker 2: he was like, come on down, and I did nice.
Speaker 1: I was gonna come to you.
Speaker 2: I really wanted to. We were gonna have lunch, we
Speaker 2: were gonna record bull chat the whole thing. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: it never happened because it would have been fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably would have just been in my apartment the
Speaker 1: whole time, just saying, ugh, eh eh, I don't know
Speaker 1: how I feel about being in this city, this urban
Speaker 1: jungle as you would call it. No, and then we
Speaker 1: would have gone to Houston's. What we would that's I'm
Speaker 1: in Jersey, I'm gonna go to Houston's. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what Houston's is. What what is Houston's spinach dip?
Speaker 1: We don't have a Houston's. If you do, there's want
Speaker 1: to paramus and there's another one somewhere. Also, what, Yes,
Speaker 1: I have not been to a Houston's. Yes, you have, Elvis,
Speaker 1: we used to go there when we would.
Speaker 2: Go to Florida.
Speaker 1: You then maybe did I've never been to Houston's in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: All Right, I'm not gonna argue with you because you're right,
Speaker 2: because it's your body and you know it.
Speaker 1: But I need to google this.
Speaker 2: I've never been to a houston I would say you
Speaker 2: probably have. Probably not, Okay, Okay, it's no problem, Like
Speaker 2: haven't you been to events in Florida with the Morning Show.
Speaker 1: I've just never been there?
Speaker 2: Okay? Like were you were you on board when Elvis
Speaker 2: had his boat. No, not yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, that may be the last. I'm looking at the logo.
Speaker 1: Have never been there, not a single day in my life.
Speaker 1: No problem, ever, it's fine, it looks fine. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a Hillstone? Same thing now,
Speaker 1: because there's two Hillstones in the city, and I feel
Speaker 1: like I've been there with you. No, we've never been there.
Speaker 2: What was that time when you were carrying Cooper because
Speaker 2: she fell asleep? Where'd we go?
Speaker 1: California Pete's Kitchen?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's right.
Speaker 1: My mind is I remember the dumbest things. No, I
Speaker 1: do recall that.
Speaker 2: And there was something weird about that place, California, that location,
Speaker 2: there was something weird about it. Well, we drove all
Speaker 2: the way to Midtown to go to a California pizza
Speaker 2: kitchen and it was right on like Park Ave and
Speaker 2: it was very odd. Okay, Well, then my goal is
Speaker 2: to go to a Houston's or Hillstone with you one
Speaker 2: day for lunch.
Speaker 1: Okay, how about that. Whyn't you jemmy home today and
Speaker 1: we'll go.
Speaker 2: I can't go all the way to Paramus, there's nothing close.
Speaker 2: The one in the city's in Midtown. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to go there to find a place to park.
Speaker 1: Fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2: I get it and then drive home from New Jersey
Speaker 2: at two o'clock in the afternoon. Do you know what
Speaker 2: that's like?
Speaker 1: Do you know what it's like? Do you do you?
Speaker 2: I'm asking, I'm asking, Oh, here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 2: Remember when you called me an idiot before? No, I
Speaker 2: saw him gotten over that trust and believe I'm sorry, Andrew.
Speaker 2: I take it back.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I do love you. You know that? Right?
Speaker 2: We fight and fight and fight and fight and fight
Speaker 2: because people love it. Yeah, it's the Andrew and Scotty Show.
Speaker 2: I know what that?
Speaker 1: The Itchy and Scratch Show. How do you know The Sipsons.
Speaker 1: It's the longest running comedy animated sitcom of all time.
Speaker 1: How do you know that?
Speaker 2: Do you know what the first prime time animated sitcom
Speaker 2: was ever?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: Prime time?
Speaker 1: Prime time? I don't know the Flintstones really, yaba daba?
Speaker 1: Do interesting didn't know that? Yeah? I didn't really do
Speaker 1: much during my two weeks. I stayed home, I went
Speaker 1: to my parents.
Speaker 2: I already were drunk a bunch.
Speaker 1: I was drunk a bunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah. From hoomst you told me before you like stumbled
Speaker 2: into something or you whatever.
Speaker 1: I came home one day. That's what you want it.
Speaker 2: You walked into a well, you can't even see it.
Speaker 2: Hrant thingy a hydrant. It's a stand pipe, a standpipe.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows what a stand pipe is.
Speaker 1: Yes, they do.
Speaker 2: They're those things that stick out of buildings that people
Speaker 2: sit on or walk into.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it was just it was jutting out
Speaker 1: so far and I just walked into it. But it
Speaker 1: was fine.
Speaker 2: That's how fire departments will charge the water in a
Speaker 2: building when they need water.
Speaker 1: That's well, that's what I said. When I was explaining it,
Speaker 1: people are like, how'd you walk into a hydrant? And
Speaker 1: I said, no, it's the thing that probably comes out
Speaker 1: that the fire department hooks up to you.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean people do walk into hydrants too. They
Speaker 2: don't pay attention. They're on their phones and boom, hydrant.
Speaker 2: It was right in the balls, by the way, because
Speaker 2: that's the height.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I was walking the other
Speaker 1: day while I was on my phone and I walked
Speaker 1: right into a street like a post. I felt like
Speaker 1: such an idiot, and then you have to like cover
Speaker 1: so you're kind of like meant to do that oops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you.
Speaker 1: Almost overcompensate, so you walk into it and then it's
Speaker 1: kind of like, ugh, oh, how did this get here?
Speaker 1: I Meanwhile, no one's around or cares.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll do it on purpose while I'm with the
Speaker 2: kids and like blink into a sign, but people think
Speaker 2: I walked into it by accident, and I feel like
Speaker 2: an idiot.
Speaker 1: My favorite, my dad used to do this. He used
Speaker 1: to get like like an empty bottle of soda. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he'd hit the counter and then he'd hit his head.
Speaker 1: I still crack up from that. I could see you
Speaker 1: in my favorite laughing historically. Oh yeah, I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my dad still does.
Speaker 2: Do it again. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like if I called them right now, they would just
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, you used to really take advantage of
Speaker 1: laughing on that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you know some people call hydrants fire plugs?
Speaker 2: You ever heard that?
Speaker 1: Like a British thing?
Speaker 2: No, No, there's certain parts of the country, and I
Speaker 2: think in Brooklyn they call it like a Johnny pump.
Speaker 2: What a Johnny pump? I think Scary calls it a
Speaker 2: Johnny pump or something like that. I'm not surprised but
Speaker 2: I've heard hydrant fire plug Johnny Pump, and I think
Speaker 2: that's it because they're fire hydrants. Are we taking a break? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll be back. Wow.
Speaker 2: Up broken right after this and we're back. Welcome back
Speaker 2: to bull Chat. Oh. Today is Wednesday, July fifteenth?
Speaker 1: Yep? Wow? Did you know it's July thirteenth? Oh, I'm looking.
Speaker 2: We never changed.
Speaker 1: The calendar still says June over here. Did you show
Speaker 1: Froggy my Florida illustration? What are you talking about? The penis?
Speaker 1: It's not that's what Florida looks like. It's Wednesday, July thirteenth. Yeah. Wow, dude,
Speaker 1: we're halfway through July already. This is going This year
Speaker 1: is going by insanely fast. It can't. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: like this. I don't either. And next week I'm going
Speaker 1: to be in a sum We need to like pre
Speaker 1: record a bunch. Why what are you doing next week?
Speaker 1: I'm doing a summerhouse.
Speaker 2: Didn't we do a Serial Killers from the Summerhouse? Did
Speaker 2: in the beginning of covid at.
Speaker 1: We did terrible? It was terrible. That's where we first
Speaker 1: met Tommy and Gina. Well just Tommy. Gina hasn't he
Speaker 1: doesn't have a wife named Gina. I know it's from
Speaker 1: the song we can do a serial Killer.
Speaker 2: I remember that. Well, now we're going to be there,
Speaker 2: Tommy's going to be there. But now with the Superman box,
Speaker 2: it might be easier. But I don't have a supermanber.
Speaker 1: You don't need to.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just say, let's pre record, and I gotta
Speaker 2: tell you we have so many cereals. You were so
Speaker 2: nervous before a break. You were like, what was it
Speaker 2: flustered about? What about not having enough cereals? Oh, before
Speaker 2: the break of the vacation break? Yes, yeah I was.
Speaker 2: And then the day that we left that Friday, we
Speaker 2: got boxes boxes listeners supplied.
Speaker 1: We have really great listeners.
Speaker 2: We have spectacular listeners.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. Tell me I was
Speaker 1: googling the other day just to see where, you know,
Speaker 1: what we rank in and how things are going.
Speaker 3: Here we go and do you know, like where at
Speaker 3: number two on the food podcasts in Slovakia. I love
Speaker 3: diminishing the podcast I work on my favorite. I love
Speaker 3: just being a total dick. This thing is so unsuccessful tea.
Speaker 3: I love spending all my time and money on this podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you were going to say if you are
Speaker 1: listening notes or whatever, because I was, you know, you know, sorry.
Speaker 1: I always see on people posting their podcast clips, right,
Speaker 1: and I clicked one of the profiles because these people
Speaker 1: they always come into my feet and they're not funny,
Speaker 1: and so I clicked it and they have like forty thousand,
Speaker 1: you know, people on their page who like it, and
Speaker 1: they have a million likes. And then I looked it up.
Speaker 1: Their podcast is terrible, but they're just famous on TikTok
Speaker 1: and we have funny clips. Yes, so I was just
Speaker 1: to make the comparison. I looked up their audience score
Speaker 1: versus ours, and they are not even in like the
Speaker 1: top five percent of all podcasts.
Speaker 2: Wasn't my daughter supposed to run our TikTok page?
Speaker 1: Well, the clips I've been uploading because your daughter did not.
Speaker 1: We never told her told her what to do. Well,
Speaker 1: it's easier to just take clips of our podcast and
Speaker 1: just upload them. Right. We're not going to be doing dances.
Speaker 1: We're not going viral. We might for do you want
Speaker 1: to start recording ourselves yelling at each other on just
Speaker 1: a regular TikTok? No, because that would be an act.
Speaker 1: It has to be natural, Andrew. Yeah, it has to
Speaker 1: be actually getting angry at you. Do you know friends
Speaker 1: of mine have listened to this and said, you sound
Speaker 1: so much different when you're on this, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: that's just me when I'm angry.
Speaker 2: So I bring out the anger in you.
Speaker 1: Truly, Okay, truly, that's good to know. Yeah, you keep
Speaker 1: that one in your back pocket. Watch this, Hey, buddy,
Speaker 1: what I just I want to know about you and
Speaker 1: your life?
Speaker 2: What the hell is that? What? What?
Speaker 1: What's your day all about?
Speaker 2: What's the snap? I'm so confused? Huh what are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm just making you calm and nice?
Speaker 4: That's nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So should I do another guided meditation?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: I just want to know what your days all about?
Speaker 1: Today?
Speaker 2: So after after you make me drive you home, then
Speaker 2: what what.
Speaker 1: I I truly have said this, and I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: it again. You don't catch it, or maybe you do.
Speaker 2: I get on purpose. I said, I'm going after you
Speaker 2: make me drive you home because.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home. Right. I still have to post
Speaker 1: a TikTok for this channel for this, No, I can,
Speaker 1: of course not. If you have favorite moments, you send
Speaker 1: them my way they're all my favorite moments, so we
Speaker 1: wouldn't air this. And this is why it's difficult, because
Speaker 1: then it's in my hands, and then I'm going through
Speaker 1: an hour, like we have hours and hours and hours.
Speaker 2: Worth of day is twitching?
Speaker 1: It truly is. And then I go through hours and
Speaker 1: hours and hours to make a thirty second clip that
Speaker 1: fifty people give a like to. And yes, I get it.
Speaker 1: You have to be consistent because that's what gets people.
Speaker 1: But it's just a lot of work.
Speaker 2: So why don't we post it on the Elvis Durant
Speaker 2: TikTok page just as a taste of what they're missing. Well,
Speaker 2: that's a bigger audience. There doesn't because they like us.
Speaker 2: You just create your own audience, I know. But it
Speaker 2: works out better that way. And we have free promotion
Speaker 2: credits on TikTok. We do, yeah, so we should use it, okay,
Speaker 2: but regardless.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I want to know what you're what you're doing
Speaker 1: when you have to post a TikTok. Right, I'm going
Speaker 1: to go for a run. Okay, you've run? Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a Baywatch? Is that what I sound like to you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, I'm sorry. When you're finished, remind me I
Speaker 2: wanted to say something, just remind me. Bicycle, go ahead, bicycle, Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: when you're done, I have nothing else to Susy. Yes,
Speaker 2: are you going for a run? And then that can't
Speaker 2: be the whole day? Do you have any other plans? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have to do some expense stuff. I'm working.
Speaker 2: What do you do it for dinner?
Speaker 1: See that's difficult. I don't really know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See we don't really plan dinner anymore. I want to,
Speaker 2: but it's always like at five o'clock, what do you want?
Speaker 2: What do you want? What do you want? And then
Speaker 2: the kids, No, I don't want that, and so it's
Speaker 2: just by by seven o'clock rolls around, no one's eating,
Speaker 2: and everyone's just angry, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, you gotta get you got a plan? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And the thing is like I don't want I don't
Speaker 1: did something throw you off?
Speaker 2: Who was out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I'm just planning things, okay. I I don't
Speaker 1: want to do door dash as much anymore.
Speaker 2: It gets expensive.
Speaker 1: And then I also sign up for this thing called
Speaker 1: the Misfits Box, and then that that isn't great for me.
Speaker 1: They just some random stuff like no, you could pick
Speaker 1: it now broken vegetables. No, you pick them now.
Speaker 2: Oh do you know this app that I discovered. I
Speaker 2: haven't tried it yet. No, no, No, friends of mine
Speaker 2: have done it and they tell me about it, and
Speaker 2: it's called two Good to Go.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sam did advertising for them. She did, yeah, on the
Speaker 2: Big Show. Oh well, I didn't hear that. My friends
Speaker 2: told me about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No. And they do them in Jersey City all
Speaker 1: the time, like the bakeries and stuff. So with like
Speaker 1: like fifty bagels for like a nothing eight or nine
Speaker 1: o'clock a night when the restaurant's closing. You ordered the
Speaker 1: stuff on this app and you go pick it up
Speaker 1: for five dollars or whatever is and you get a
Speaker 1: big box of different pizza slices or something pizza pastries.
Speaker 2: You know, that's crazy. There's this pizza place by my
Speaker 2: house where a slice is like six dollars because they're
Speaker 2: like crazy gourmet slices and at the end of the
Speaker 2: night you get like four or five of them for
Speaker 2: five bucks.
Speaker 1: Damn. But it could be stuff you don't like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like buffalo stuff, and I don't like pilose
Speaker 1: buffalo stuff, so I would wind up getting that because I.
Speaker 2: Don't like it. Mushroom on pizza. Also, No, that's my favorite.
Speaker 1: If it's a white pie, I can do a mushroom.
Speaker 2: I gotta put sauce on it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, if it's a normal pizza, you put a
Speaker 1: mushroom on that, I'm calling the exorcist. Really yeah, no,
Speaker 1: now they got it. That's that's demonic.
Speaker 2: Okay, now, I'm okay. I like all mushrooms, but I
Speaker 2: much prefer like a fresh mushroom. There are some pizza
Speaker 2: places that are like out of mushrooms and they just
Speaker 2: open up a can and they put those sliced like
Speaker 2: button mushrooms on. I'll eat them because I like mushrooms.
Speaker 2: But no, I have to make you my mushroom zotto.
Speaker 2: You've been threatening to do that for a while. I've
Speaker 2: been threatening yes, and I don't see it. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: i'll make it for you, but I want it fresh.
Speaker 2: Nothing like a good creamy risotto on a hot summer's day.
Speaker 2: I want it fresh in your house. I want to
Speaker 2: be invited over for dinner. Sure, I'll do it. Then
Speaker 2: I don't want it like next, I don't want leftovers. No,
Speaker 2: I'll bring it up because you know my theory balls everything,
Speaker 2: so I want it fresh dinner time. I'm gonna come over.
Speaker 2: I'll come over one night. Okay, you know what, I
Speaker 2: have an idea? Cooper is is doing like like two
Speaker 2: or three like travel days this summer, so she won't
Speaker 2: be home. So I'll sleep over one night.
Speaker 1: Say no more, you have a guest room. Well, I
Speaker 1: have a pull out couch. So should I sleep on
Speaker 1: my pull out couch and you'll take my room? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do that because you're elderly. I'll bring my own sheets.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna bring your own sheets?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you do that for hotels? No?
Speaker 2: But I'm not sleeping in your crud. I know you.
Speaker 1: I don't know people like stay in hotels. I wash
Speaker 1: my sheets every two weeks.
Speaker 2: What I don't know doesn't hurt me.
Speaker 1: You know that I wash my sheets every two weeks.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what crud?
Speaker 1: That's fine. What's going on?
Speaker 2: It needs to be a freshly washed day, though, Okay,
Speaker 2: freshly put on I put on fresh sheets anytime anybody
Speaker 2: ever comes over. I'm really kidding. I'm probably not gonna
Speaker 2: sleep over, but we need to say that. I would
Speaker 2: like to try your risotto.
Speaker 1: It is so freaking good. Oh you come to Gringos
Speaker 1: too for a taco Tuesday. I love their taco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like to. Maybe we'll do your mushroom
Speaker 2: risotto as an appetizer and then we'll go to Houston's.
Speaker 2: Mushroom risotta was very heavy, very dense. You do not
Speaker 2: want to do that to yourself, see I I you know,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying not to eat stuff. Yeah, but if
Speaker 2: we went to Houston's, I would have to get the
Speaker 2: spinach CHARTI choke dip so good. I was never a
Speaker 2: spinach CHARTI choke dip fan, and now I either. But
Speaker 2: you will be there, I believe it. And they have
Speaker 2: these ribs that are like fall off the bone ribs.
Speaker 2: Even if you don't like ribs, you will get the ribs.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you. They're that good, Okay, Or we could share.
Speaker 1: I like ribs.
Speaker 2: How about that.
Speaker 1: I like outback ribs. I do like outback.
Speaker 2: If you like outback ribs, you will love these ribs.
Speaker 2: They just use like a sweeter sauce. Okay. I like that,
Speaker 2: So you could put sweet sauce on crap and you
Speaker 2: would like it. It just depends on the sauce. I don't
Speaker 2: mean actual crap.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Hi, Rupert.
Speaker 2: Oh, look, we got another package.
Speaker 1: It looks like a cereal too.
Speaker 2: Does not look like a cereal.
Speaker 1: It looks like a cereal. Andrew, that's the that's this
Speaker 1: small priority mailbox. Well maybe a bag. That's a flat.
Speaker 1: It might be a bag of cereal.
Speaker 2: It's too little. Go get it, go grab it, go
Speaker 2: grab it. It might not even be for us.
Speaker 1: Yet.
Speaker 2: Do we take another break soon? No, we don't have
Speaker 2: time for that.
Speaker 1: What is it? Is it to us? Let me see?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it's not to us? Oh?
Speaker 2: Can I see?
Speaker 1: No? I need to say the name first.
Speaker 2: Is it somebody that we know?
Speaker 1: It's addressed to Scottie Blisdell?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: And it's cereal? It is? I need to get in
Speaker 1: Andrew's right button. It's from the Granola lab. Wow, I apologize,
Speaker 1: thank you. It's not the size of a cereal box,
Speaker 1: so it's probably a bag, yes, or a small box
Speaker 1: because granola sometimes comes in small boxes. You didn't cut
Speaker 1: the box, by the way, you didn't cut the tape.
Speaker 2: It'll open. Wow. Hope you guys enjoy this local treat.
Speaker 2: Many thanks for all the smiles and laughs. Love y'all. Patricia.
Speaker 2: H Wow, okay, wow.
Speaker 1: They're little bags of granola the granola lab.
Speaker 2: It must be a local store.
Speaker 1: I love these packaging, you know, it's it's so fun.
Speaker 2: This is really exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Patricia. Coffee chocolate and hazelnut granola. Holy moly.
Speaker 1: Hold on, okay, Hi, Scotty, I know it's a bit gosh.
Speaker 1: What is what works? Gosh? Ghost? Ghost?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Like something's ghosh? It's a I don't want to say, like,
Speaker 1: let me read the rest of it and I can
Speaker 1: tell you.
Speaker 2: I know it's a bit ghosh. Yeah, to tag onto
Speaker 2: Patricia's gift order like this, it's like out of not
Speaker 2: out of sorts, but it's a little tacky. I got this, uh,
Speaker 2: but included an extra bag of action what is it?
Speaker 2: Activation energy granola just in case you'd like to review
Speaker 2: our granola. Hope you enjoy everything. Cheers Alex.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so much fun. Where are they though,
Speaker 1: Oh they're in Brooklyn. Yeah cool, we can go visit them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be fun. I also want to go visit Baker,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's what we should have
Speaker 1: done last week. Well, we should set something up to
Speaker 1: go say hi to them.
Speaker 2: You know what, the next time there's like a show
Speaker 2: vacation and we're not going anywhere. Yeah, you and I
Speaker 2: should go to Bakery on Maine. Just take a trip
Speaker 2: and then well, you know, we'll do the we'll do
Speaker 2: the Cool Cereal Company tour, and then we'll go see
Speaker 2: our friends at the Granola Lab.
Speaker 1: And I would love to see how the granola is made.
Speaker 1: That'd be fun.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they make it there. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's an actual lab. That just might be
Speaker 2: the name of it.
Speaker 1: But if it is a lab and they have people
Speaker 1: in lab coats and they're scientists and they're smoking beakers, Yes,
Speaker 1: smoking beakers, I.
Speaker 2: Think that's all for show. I don't think beakers actually smoke.
Speaker 2: I think they just do that. So you don't think
Speaker 2: there are chemicals that smoke. No, I do.
Speaker 1: Don't think there's actual chemical reactions, of course I do.
Speaker 1: So then by definition you think that you would know
Speaker 1: that the beaker smoke is real. No.
Speaker 2: I meant when people do that like hall and like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's not it's just like whatever some tablet
Speaker 2: they put in there, right, So you think all science,
Speaker 2: No I did not say that, you dick, I didn't
Speaker 2: say that. I know that. Let's get specific. Then let's
Speaker 2: backtrack it.
Speaker 1: So this way, it comes down to a said in
Speaker 1: a very specific instance when a creepy scientist comes out
Speaker 1: of a haunted mansion type deal. Yes, that's the fake one exactly.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, glad, I could settle what you were
Speaker 1: trying to say. What else? I burn myself on dry ice.
Speaker 1: Why would you touch it? Well, that's the thing with
Speaker 1: dry ice. You know you know you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: touch it. Yeah, did you just go? No? I touched
Speaker 1: it by accident because the box it was in. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't realize it.
Speaker 2: All right, So I think you do know that you're
Speaker 2: not supposed touch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, it hurts so bad. It's fun when you put
Speaker 2: a key on it, though, it goes what. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: put a piece of metal like I'll just hold a
Speaker 2: key onto it. It won't hurt your hand, but you'll
Speaker 2: feel it like vibrate the key.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, mm hmm, that's very interesting.
Speaker 2: It's a special you know, if you send it FedEx,
Speaker 2: you have to fill out a whole special form and
Speaker 2: check a special box you want because they need to
Speaker 2: know because that's a chemical. They need to know that
Speaker 2: that's in there. And they put a ice sticker on
Speaker 2: the box, they have to know that it's in there. Interesting,
Speaker 2: did not know that?
Speaker 1: Why have you shipped a try ice without.
Speaker 2: Letting them know?
Speaker 1: Andrew, No, I wouldn't even know where to buy dry.
Speaker 2: Ice, you would. Yeah, most ice companies also have dry ice.
Speaker 1: I've only had to contact an ice company once I've
Speaker 1: been working here. Oh, I was good.
Speaker 2: That was too long ago, because Greg t and I
Speaker 2: did a bit one time with a We had to
Speaker 2: get an ice block, like a person size ice block,
Speaker 2: like five feet tall, and he put it in front
Speaker 2: of Mattis of Square Garden and started cutting it with
Speaker 2: a chainsaw in the middle of the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: So similar to that.
Speaker 2: Don't think you could do that today.
Speaker 1: I had to get an ice block for Greg teape
Speaker 1: it as well, and so that's why I had to
Speaker 1: call ice companies.
Speaker 2: What did he do that time?
Speaker 1: It was something where he had to like sit on
Speaker 1: it or I don't know what they needed it for,
Speaker 1: make it ice, losee or something something crazy. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was in this group chat for things in the summerhouse.
Speaker 1: They were just mentioning like, oh, we should get a
Speaker 1: mariachi band. I'm like, I've done that. You just tell
Speaker 1: me when you need them. There's a lot of random
Speaker 1: things that I know how to do me too, because
Speaker 1: of here my job. Yes, yeah, wait, okay, So like
Speaker 1: when will you be at this beach house from when
Speaker 1: to when? The nineteenth through twenty fifth of July.
Speaker 2: Yes, so you can still do your job while you're
Speaker 2: there or you are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I'm still working. Oh, I say, waking up
Speaker 1: at six to do the work.
Speaker 2: So when I need something, I just reach out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll be there. Yeah, and I'll be up at
Speaker 1: six am.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna be painful, maybe walking into standpipes.
Speaker 1: Maybe. Did you want to take a break? Well, sure,
Speaker 1: I mean, are we coming?
Speaker 2: Oh, we'll be back right after this, everybody, and we're back.
Speaker 1: I have to pee so bad.
Speaker 2: Well, you got another ten minutes or we just hold
Speaker 2: down the four and no, I don't do ford holding.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it anymore. I'm sorry. Because as soon
Speaker 2: as we're done with this, we'll do a serial killers
Speaker 2: and then you can go pee.
Speaker 1: We are going to do a serial killer. I think
Speaker 1: we should Okay.
Speaker 2: I really think we should, because who knows what the
Speaker 2: rest of the week will hold, and we may or
Speaker 2: may not be able to be here, So let's let's
Speaker 2: do it while we can. Okay, we have some time today.
Speaker 2: Plus I have to drive you home, so it's all good. Yay. Oh,
Speaker 2: now you want me to well? I always wanted you
Speaker 2: before you made fun of me, make me well? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you made fun of me. I said something about
Speaker 2: driving me home, and.
Speaker 1: You said, make me drive you home?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, Why do you ever make me?
Speaker 1: You ask?
Speaker 2: I do ask?
Speaker 1: Can you drive me home? I ask you? I know,
Speaker 1: and I'm very nice. I also believe that it's expected.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. That is false. That is absolutely false, because
Speaker 1: you know I wouldn't. I don't care if I take
Speaker 1: the train. I'm always completely understanding what.
Speaker 2: Is this hole for? I know it's headphones, but what
Speaker 2: would you plug it in there?
Speaker 1: For?
Speaker 2: Just an extra set of headphones? I guess like if
Speaker 2: I put them in there, would I be able to play?
Speaker 1: No? I think that's just like the host one. Oh,
Speaker 1: you could have like four guests and then just have
Speaker 1: an off shoot like producer listening hakimuch the little hole? Well,
Speaker 1: because there's four back here? When it makes sense. And
Speaker 1: there's already the ox cord jack.
Speaker 2: Right, but back there's the big holes. This is a
Speaker 2: little hole. You have to take the adapter off to
Speaker 2: put it in here. What that's different sized headphone jackets
Speaker 2: for the little plug? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why? Or it could be for your phone, like an
Speaker 1: OX jack. Yeah, and I have an OX cord okay.
Speaker 1: But then Apple got rid of it, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know Apple on the plane, I only had
Speaker 2: the one that had the regular headphone thing, and I
Speaker 2: was like, damn it. But then I found the what
Speaker 2: do you call it a dongle in the bad Is
Speaker 2: there a dongle? Or is that dongle? Or is that
Speaker 2: the USB one? They're all just called they're not adaptors.
Speaker 2: They're called dongles.
Speaker 1: They're all dongles. If it's Apple, it's a dongle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just a fun word, though.
Speaker 2: I guess dongle's dirty. Yeah, because a dong you know,
Speaker 2: it is either a delicious snackcake from Hostess or a
Speaker 2: penis a ding dong or a king dong?
Speaker 1: What a king dong?
Speaker 2: Well, king don used to be. I don't think they
Speaker 2: make king dons anymore. I don't even know what you're
Speaker 2: talking about what was King Dong and then people are like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's dirty, and then the changes to King Don. We've
Speaker 2: talked about this.
Speaker 1: No, I don't remember that. Yes, it was, it was.
Speaker 2: It was the I can say it because it was
Speaker 2: was the Indian guy with the with the feather thing
Speaker 2: was a the cake with the feather he was. That
Speaker 2: was King Dong.
Speaker 1: And this because then we were also talking about racist
Speaker 1: snacks from the sixties. Yep, it's all coming back to me.
Speaker 2: But yes, ding Dong they still make ding dongs, I believe.
Speaker 2: Were you a ding Dong ditch kid. No, I would
Speaker 2: never do that because I wouldn't want it done to me.
Speaker 2: I was also afraid that the guy would come out
Speaker 2: kick my ass.
Speaker 1: So no, I would never do that to somebody. But
Speaker 1: then meanwhile, Hi one time through everything in someone's lack
Speaker 1: of for a year and put stink bombs and got suspended.
Speaker 2: It was my locker. I took it. I commandeered it. It
Speaker 2: was empty and I just put a lock on it.
Speaker 1: I would sell cigarettes to kids.
Speaker 2: No, I never sold them. I gave them out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. I know, it's just funny.
Speaker 2: I stole them and then gave them away.
Speaker 1: You're like Butters in that episode of South Park when
Speaker 1: he doesn't realize that he's doing prostitution. That's what I
Speaker 1: feel like you were with cigarettes. What's the what's the
Speaker 1: person that takes from the rich and gives to the poor?
Speaker 1: Peter Pan, Peter Pan, No, he's the guy Pie Piper. No,
Speaker 1: Robin Hood, Robinhood steals from the rich and gives to
Speaker 1: the poor.
Speaker 2: You were Robin Hood. I was the Robin Hood with cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Marlborough.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was the Marlborough robin Hood. Wow, that's right,
Speaker 2: even though they were like a dollar a pack back then,
Speaker 2: which is crazy. You know in New York are like
Speaker 2: twelve or thirteen bucks a pack. In Florida there were
Speaker 2: six dollars. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to bring back one of the old gossip
Speaker 1: magazines I kept from like two thousand and three. It's
Speaker 1: so funny to go back into them. The cigarette adds
Speaker 1: all those things, the camel. The Surgeon General has determined
Speaker 1: that cigarette smoking is hazardous to your health. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then they changed, and then they added a bunch more
Speaker 1: and then they started putting pictures of like decaid lungs
Speaker 1: on the pack. Yeah. Well, that's what they did in
Speaker 1: Europe for long aside, right, And what's actually terrible is
Speaker 1: that smoking was actually like pretty much not eradicated, but
Speaker 1: they did an amazing job of lowering it to such
Speaker 1: a point where it was like, oh no, like we
Speaker 1: finally did it, We've we've curbed it. And then what
Speaker 1: happened vape vaping made it go right back up and
Speaker 1: now it's it's never been worse.
Speaker 2: Right, But I think that less and less people are
Speaker 2: actually smoking cigarettes at this point, and that's why the
Speaker 2: cigarette companies have gotten into the vapors, you know, the.
Speaker 1: What the vape? Why are you saying it?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, it just came out, not sure,
Speaker 2: but I remember as a kid there was a there
Speaker 2: was an ad in Times Square. I think it's for
Speaker 2: Winston or maybe it was Marlborough or Camel, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I know them all, and it was like it was
Speaker 2: like a cowboy so it was probably Marbrugh and he
Speaker 2: was like puffing, yes, and it was the steam from
Speaker 2: under the ground that would come out. They had a
Speaker 2: chuck full of nuts one also, so it was coffee
Speaker 2: steam and it was cigarette smoke.
Speaker 1: It doubled well, let me tell you something. The vaping
Speaker 1: ain't good. No, they have no idea what the long
Speaker 1: term effects are. So all these kids who are doing
Speaker 1: it now, they don't know what it's going to be
Speaker 1: like thirty years from now. Right, And the equivalent to
Speaker 1: like one of these pods that these kids are smoking
Speaker 1: is sometimes the equivalent of a pack a day. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I don't remember anybody in high school really smoking
Speaker 1: cigarettes to the point where they would do a pack
Speaker 1: a day. No, because it was just to be cool.
Speaker 1: So it's only when you were around your friend or
Speaker 1: once you got to college or after college, that you
Speaker 1: would really pick up the habit. But now these kids
Speaker 1: are in like high school, Like I'm sure Ashley at
Speaker 1: her high school they're vaping all the time.
Speaker 2: I would like to think they're not, but they are.
Speaker 1: Oh, without a doubt they are.
Speaker 2: I don't think she is. No, But no, you know,
Speaker 2: because that's the other thing.
Speaker 1: They don't have to wear gloves anymore like you had
Speaker 1: to when you would smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: Now they could just go home and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: is that a USB drive?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know, dude, It's crazy. It's so above
Speaker 2: my head. I can't even I don't know, who knows.
Speaker 2: Maybe down the road, like people that vape their lungs
Speaker 2: will just detach after ten years or something like that.
Speaker 2: You never know what You'll never know, you don't know
Speaker 2: what the effects will be.
Speaker 1: Well, they're already saying, like popcorn lung is a reason
Speaker 1: from it?
Speaker 2: Popcorn lung.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you have holes in your lungs essentially.
Speaker 1: Is that like from asbestos kind of, but it's from vaping, huh.
Speaker 1: And they've noticed it in very young kids because they're
Speaker 1: all vaping. I can't hopefully my kids just remain smart
Speaker 1: and don't don't do that. Listen every once in a while, whatever.
Speaker 1: But if you're doing it to the point where you
Speaker 1: have all these cartridges and this is I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't need to make this like a no go ahead,
Speaker 1: a bad PSA, Nancy. It's fine, but it's annoying because
Speaker 1: they got rid of the jewel pods and they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: you can't do flavored but the one time use ones
Speaker 1: you get hours and hours of use out of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are legal. I just squirreled. I'm sorry, Carla Marie.
Speaker 2: I squirreled. I said watch to this because I thought
Speaker 2: that the cleaning guy was gonna come in, but he's
Speaker 2: just cleaning the window right now.
Speaker 1: He is, Yes, but it's so stupid. Yes, so you
Speaker 1: could still buy the flavored one, but it's a one
Speaker 1: time use, but it could last you for like two
Speaker 1: full months.
Speaker 2: Know that, because I thought they banned them.
Speaker 1: They banned the cartridges to refill them. You can't refill it.
Speaker 1: So they make these one time use ones that can
Speaker 1: last essentially as long as the four pods would.
Speaker 2: Isn't it weird because it was it just New York
Speaker 2: or not? I don't know. They banned Jewel completely. Yeah
Speaker 2: for a second a few weeks ago. Yeah, but then
Speaker 2: they were like not, they appealed it, so now it's
Speaker 2: not banned. So all the stores took it off the
Speaker 2: shelves or whatever. I don't know what they did with it,
Speaker 2: but now it's okay for now.
Speaker 1: The regulators need to like actually step in and do
Speaker 1: something because there's nothing that's actually happening.
Speaker 2: Look, the problem is there's so much money in all
Speaker 2: of this, true that it's very difficult for these things
Speaker 2: to be banned. True, you know, like I don't know
Speaker 2: if cigarettes will ever actually be banned because the tobacco,
Speaker 2: the tobacco industry makes so much money less now less now,
Speaker 2: But yes, yeah, because farmers, you know, got a protective
Speaker 2: tobacco farmers.
Speaker 1: And what were you going to say? Nothing?
Speaker 2: Where else do people farm in Iowa? And there it
Speaker 2: is corn? There it well, they make gas with corn.
Speaker 1: There wasn't that gonna be a thing. The canola corn? Canola?
Speaker 1: Is it with ethanol or something? It's the eighty five
Speaker 1: thing that's corn. Ethanol smells so bad because the buses
Speaker 1: use it. Really, yes, you can always tell when you're
Speaker 1: buy like a school bus because it smells so bad.
Speaker 2: By the way, I might be wrong, I don't want
Speaker 2: someone to correct me. The e eighty five. I don't
Speaker 2: think that that's the corn one. I forget what the
Speaker 2: corn one is, but I know that in Iowa there's
Speaker 2: a grade of gasoline that has the corn in it.
Speaker 1: Listen that the corn one. I know it smells bad
Speaker 1: because the bus used to do it. And that smell. Ugh,
Speaker 1: Corn's great, It's like vinegary.
Speaker 2: I love corn.
Speaker 1: Ugh.
Speaker 2: I had two cobs of corn yesterday. You know that
Speaker 2: corn yesterday too? Sometimes I'll have three, Wow, And those
Speaker 2: things hold their heat damn it. You know, you take
Speaker 2: it off the grill and it is hot for hours.
Speaker 2: It'll burn your face and two hours after you took
Speaker 2: it all. Seriously, that corn cob really holds the heat.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I do like a good corn because.
Speaker 2: We'll wrap it in foil, you know, I'll butter it
Speaker 2: and put some missus dash on it. I'm a missus
Speaker 2: Dash guy.
Speaker 1: You season your corn, wrap it up, put.
Speaker 2: It on the grill for like fifteen twenty minutes, make
Speaker 2: sure you turn it once, wrap it up, wrap it up.
Speaker 2: But then I try to turn it with my hand
Speaker 2: and I burn my hand. But I just do it
Speaker 2: real quick, you know, and then sometimes it'll fall on
Speaker 2: the floor and they'll have to get the.
Speaker 1: Tong so extreme.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know I'm lazy, so I just do
Speaker 2: it with my hand. What's the matter is that from
Speaker 2: walking into the hydrant.
Speaker 1: That's from walking into the hydrant, and then they just
Speaker 1: have a cut on my hand. I mean the stand pipe,
Speaker 1: the standpipe. You know, some things just.
Speaker 2: Have silly names. There are many things on earth that
Speaker 2: have silly names that don't make any sense. A stand pipe,
Speaker 2: it's literally a pipe that comes out of a building
Speaker 2: with two with a y on it that they can
Speaker 2: hook their hoses in. Why is it a stand pipe?
Speaker 2: And if you told somebody that didn't know what it
Speaker 2: is look out for the stand pipe, they'd be like, what,
Speaker 2: no idea unless you're a firefighter or a building owner
Speaker 2: to propose they rename it, uh, water receptacle. I don't
Speaker 2: know a fire a fire thing. The pr branding on
Speaker 2: this is going so I'll think of something. It's a
Speaker 2: fire something Yeah, yeah, you know whatever, fire hose receptacle.
Speaker 1: Fire hose receptacle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's basically they just put the hoser so
Speaker 2: it charges the water system in the building. Yeah, m hmm, whatever, dude,
Speaker 2: I hate you.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: What else is going on?
Speaker 1: Not much?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of of anything. I didn't have
Speaker 2: any problems really on the flight. No one was being
Speaker 2: a jerk.
Speaker 1: Yeah no. I stayed home, so it wasn't like I
Speaker 1: had the most exciting week.
Speaker 2: People are still being jerks on airplanes, but I haven't.
Speaker 2: I didn't encounter any of that really. I did break
Speaker 2: the overhead compartment and the guy said that I was
Speaker 2: an idiot. Oh, I heard him say the flight attendant.
Speaker 2: I heard him say it under his breath. He's like,
Speaker 2: the idiot just broke it, because I wasn't the idiot.
Speaker 2: I understand how overhead bins work and how you're supposed
Speaker 2: to load them when you have the rolling carry on. Okay,
Speaker 2: wheels in, handle out, that's the way it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: I'm well aware of it. I'm not a jerk. I
Speaker 2: know how to load things like people like and like
Speaker 2: putting their jackets in there and stuff and ruining everything,
Speaker 2: you know, and they're valise like all sideways.
Speaker 1: I'm courteous.
Speaker 2: I know how they work.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So the guy right before me put in a carry
Speaker 2: on and this like folding clothes v lease thing, and
Speaker 2: he just put it in there in the space where
Speaker 2: a carry on really should be. So the only place
Speaker 2: left was between the two of them, where there's like
Speaker 2: a little thing jutting out in the middle. So my
Speaker 2: thing wouldn't fit. So I turned it sideways, even though
Speaker 2: I know you're not supposed to, but it's the only
Speaker 2: way would to fit in. And he's like, not sideways, sir,
Speaker 2: wheels in. I'm like, I know, but there's no So
Speaker 2: I moved the guy's thing over a little bit and
Speaker 2: pushed it in and the top of the where it
Speaker 2: closes up to the hinge broke off. And I heard him.
Speaker 1: Say, idiot, just broke that thing.
Speaker 2: Oh. And I looked at him and I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I got it. And I just pushed the hinge back
Speaker 2: in and it was fine, like it must have come
Speaker 2: out some other time. I didn't do it. I didn't
Speaker 2: break it. It just came out of the socket, you know.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I got it, fixed it. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm a pro. No, I wasn't. No, I And it
Speaker 2: was that I was flustered. There's people behind me, you know,
Speaker 2: and I don't. I don't like to stress. I don't
Speaker 2: because I'm a considerate person. I do not like to
Speaker 2: hold other people up when there's people behind me waiting.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like to be that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. So I wanted to get it in
Speaker 2: there quick. I just do my thing. But the dude
Speaker 2: before me was not considerate. I just threw his stuff
Speaker 2: up in there.
Speaker 1: That's why when I travel, I always bring my duffel
Speaker 1: bag that can fit under the seat. I don't care
Speaker 1: how long the trip is, I will make my carry
Speaker 1: on be my douffle bag, And where do you put
Speaker 1: your feet on top of my bag?
Speaker 2: What if it's wedged in? They're so good that you
Speaker 2: giuse a room.
Speaker 1: I will, I don't care. I despise the whole luggage
Speaker 1: carousel afterwards, me too, Sometimes the overhead bins. It gets
Speaker 1: me anxious. I just I want to get on the plane.
Speaker 1: I want to get off the plane. I don't like
Speaker 1: anything else in between.
Speaker 2: I got you to say, I feel like I must
Speaker 2: always get on first because I need to get the
Speaker 2: overhead space. Everybody fights for the overhead space, so I
Speaker 2: always I'm a group A. Ah so nice, but even
Speaker 2: still I was in a group A didn't matter. Jerk
Speaker 2: in front of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the thing is with the way the plane
Speaker 1: should be boarded. You like back first, right, it should
Speaker 1: be the back to the front. Yeah. First class is
Speaker 1: always going to have luggage space.
Speaker 2: Here's the problem. The jerks that are in the back
Speaker 2: will put their bags in the middle and then walk back.
Speaker 1: But the problem is, and what they need to fix,
Speaker 1: is when you're getting off of the plane, everybody needs
Speaker 1: to not be stupid and just sit down and wait
Speaker 1: and wait. If there's an organized line going out, of
Speaker 1: the plane. Everything will be okay.
Speaker 2: As soon as you're here, dude. Everybody's up, every single person,
Speaker 2: the kids, everything, bashing their heads, everybody, Oh, can you
Speaker 2: get mine over there? You know, and they're like passing
Speaker 2: stuff down and trying. It's mayhem, you weasel through people, mayhem.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna put your bag somewhere other than where
Speaker 2: you're sitting, at least put it in front of you.
Speaker 2: That way, as you're walking off, you can grab it.
Speaker 2: You don't have to try to rail your.
Speaker 1: My seat just like this, waiting while everyone else around
Speaker 1: me is just hitting. Yep, there's madness. There's pandemonium. And
Speaker 1: then my favorite is when like the door hasn't opened
Speaker 1: yet and people are then.
Speaker 2: Like and especially if you how are you mad?
Speaker 1: They told you to stay seated.
Speaker 2: You idiots, especially if you've checked a bag. Where you're
Speaker 2: going you're gonna go wait by the carousel anyway, So
Speaker 2: just chill out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yes, because the checking people piss me off
Speaker 1: more than anything, because nine times out of ten, you
Speaker 1: are correct, Scott, what you are correct? What happened? Stay seated,
Speaker 1: Your big ass luggage is gonna come out on that
Speaker 1: carousel anyway, you're gonna be there early and it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean a damn thing.
Speaker 2: It's the last bag gonna come out.
Speaker 1: Sit your ass down. Yeah, I can't stand it. And
Speaker 1: everybody just gets ugh. You feel terrible walking into the
Speaker 1: aisle because who's trying to like, just is looking forward
Speaker 1: with their bag, Like, I don't even care if you're
Speaker 1: in that aisle bashing people's legs arms. Take two seconds
Speaker 1: to get your bag. People are like, uh, why are
Speaker 1: you mad at me? We're all on this plane together
Speaker 1: and everybody was fine five minutes ago. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: the plane lands and you're in a rush.
Speaker 2: Now are you a window or aisle guy? What's your
Speaker 2: preferen guy? Your window, because snuggle up and sleep.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I think I should be
Speaker 1: more of an aisle guy because I do have to
Speaker 1: pee at least once a flight. Me too.
Speaker 2: That's why I do it, because I am consider it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so asking to get up to pee on a flight.
Speaker 2: If there's some big fat slob in the middle seat
Speaker 2: sleeping and I'm at the window, I'm like, you know.
Speaker 1: What I do? Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, good for you, But guess what I gotta pee.
Speaker 1: You want me to pee in my pants? Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's why I get an aisle. But then
Speaker 2: you know, then the cart comes down when I'm dozing off, boom, yeah,
Speaker 2: break my elbow.
Speaker 1: And that's why I don't like the aisle.
Speaker 2: Plus, they were out of the bar that I wanted,
Speaker 2: Like they advertised that that bar eighty eight or whatever,
Speaker 2: they didn't have it.
Speaker 1: I have a I'm really bad on planes, Like I
Speaker 1: have a really I've said it before, but I have
Speaker 1: like a phobia throwing up. So I don't go ahead, Okay,
Speaker 1: well I don't like being an aisle. I have too
Speaker 1: much of a gaze to see everybody.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 1: I have too much of a I look, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can see everybody too easily. And then I just
Speaker 1: start like getting like like panicky, being like smells right,
Speaker 1: is that person going to be the throw up? Or
Speaker 1: smell this person going to be the throw up?
Speaker 2: Because when someone throws up, you go right, no chain reaction, vomit.
Speaker 1: No, I just get like for clemped Amy's like that
Speaker 1: she's chained. I get very anxious. You vomit she vomits? No,
Speaker 1: thankfully not me? But yeah, no, I like the window,
Speaker 1: because then you also, yeah, you can nap. Also, I
Speaker 1: have to say this on TikTok. Some idiot they were like,
Speaker 1: did you know you could do this? Like you could
Speaker 1: fold the seat like the head rest? Some of them, yes,
Speaker 1: How are people that dumb.
Speaker 2: Just figured it out? Yes?
Speaker 1: I don't know, people like, oh my god, I was
Speaker 1: today years old? What you mean?
Speaker 2: The same people that say could roll down a cereal box?
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, how did you not know you
Speaker 2: could fold the seat? You never were on the headrest
Speaker 2: and said to yourself, oh look it.
Speaker 1: Moves ever okay, just dumb. Yeah, you're right, there are
Speaker 1: dumb people out there.
Speaker 2: Andrew and I.
Speaker 1: Feel like this gen Z. They experience one thing and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's like, did you know we
Speaker 1: all knew?
Speaker 2: Everybody knew.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever do that though. I just
Speaker 1: sit there. I use it.
Speaker 2: I don't even care if I'm in a seat that
Speaker 2: doesn't recline, because I very rarely recline. I don't like
Speaker 2: to bother people, so I don't go back. But then
Speaker 2: the idiot in front of me is in my lap.
Speaker 2: So it's like, you know, like I had an exit
Speaker 2: rod this time, so I couldn't recline, you know, but
Speaker 2: I don't. It doesn't bother me, don't care. It was
Speaker 2: a quick flight. You know what you could have done
Speaker 2: less than two hours.
Speaker 1: You could have gone to the airport and you could
Speaker 1: have gotten on a stand by list for the next day.
Speaker 1: That's what I did. When they canceled my fight for Elizabeth. No,
Speaker 1: my wedding, I couldn't. Yes, you can, but I didn't
Speaker 1: want to come home on Monday. No, because when I
Speaker 1: went to Elizabeth's wedding, my flight got canceled at like
Speaker 1: twelve o'clock at night, and it was like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm not flying out this next day. They
Speaker 1: did the same thing. They booked me on a transfer flight.
Speaker 1: The whole nine yards. I went to the airport and
Speaker 1: I just said, can I do standby? And they're like,
Speaker 1: you probably won't get on. And then what wounded up
Speaker 1: happening was I stood there the whole time. They had
Speaker 1: like five empty seats, and we're like, oh, okay, you
Speaker 1: could actually get on if you want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just but this way I knew. I knew that
Speaker 2: I was leaving well Saturday night instead of instead of
Speaker 2: hoping to get out on Sunday, you would.
Speaker 1: Have definitely done it.
Speaker 2: I think so with that flight canceled, everybody that was
Speaker 2: on that flight was trying to rebook for Sunday, so
Speaker 2: you'd be surprised.
Speaker 1: People don't show up. A lot of people don't show up. Okay,
Speaker 1: they don't book these planes the same way they used to,
Speaker 1: and I believe that.
Speaker 2: Jeff Blue says they don't overbook.
Speaker 1: He glump. Sure, Okay, don't believe that for a second.
Speaker 1: All right, these planes are insane. It's madness. Okay, they're
Speaker 1: canceling all the time. Yes, the experience is worse than ever.
Speaker 1: I had a great experience. The delays a miserable.
Speaker 2: It was delayed an hour, but whatever, I made the
Speaker 2: best of it. I walked around a little bit.
Speaker 1: I just don't like being at the airport. See, I
Speaker 1: need to be at the airport early. Yeah, very very early.
Speaker 1: I think we've said that we have. I am not
Speaker 1: an airport show upper. Like two hours before.
Speaker 2: Security was a breeze.
Speaker 1: Well, I believe it. With TSA pre and the clear app.
Speaker 2: See, I don't have that.
Speaker 1: I don't have that.
Speaker 2: I don't fly enough to have that. They are godsins
Speaker 2: I don't know It took me less than five minutes
Speaker 2: from the time I walked up to security, showed my ID,
Speaker 2: and I was putting my sneakers back on less than
Speaker 2: five minutes.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take my sneakers off. I don't
Speaker 1: either a gross floor, but whatever, I don't want to
Speaker 1: take my laptop out.
Speaker 2: See, because now I've walked on that dirty, gross floor
Speaker 2: and I put my socks back in my sneakers. So
Speaker 2: now I brought dirty, gross stuff from that floor back
Speaker 2: into my sneakers. I'm wearing them right now here.
Speaker 1: The thing is, you're trying to be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's dirty, but it's like a five year old being like, Eh,
Speaker 1: don't you think it's gross. I don't really care. I
Speaker 1: just rubbed your leg with it, Okay, So what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: Is my leg gonna fall off? No, you might contract
Speaker 1: some sort of disease. Well, you already have it.
Speaker 2: So I love that guy. Sorry, I just squirreled. There's
Speaker 2: this guy that walks by her window and he has
Speaker 2: like zero motion on his face whatsoever. And he won't
Speaker 2: look at anybody or anything. He just he's straightforward, just
Speaker 2: walk straight ahead, like even if you walked by him,
Speaker 2: wouldn't turn his head.
Speaker 1: He just walks straight.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's weird anyway.
Speaker 2: All right, you want to be done? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you so much for listening to this exciting.
Speaker 1: What you are? Now?
Speaker 4: Freed?
Speaker 1: It? You want? Now? Free to stop the podcast?
Speaker 2: And who are the jerks that wring the thing off?
Speaker 2: What do you need from them? What do you need
Speaker 2: from the You.
Speaker 1: Got sick on the plane? You have to press the ding?
Speaker 2: No you don't. Your vomit in the bag?
Speaker 1: What do you wo do you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm just gonna sit there with it like
Speaker 1: a purse.
Speaker 2: But I mean, like, what happens.
Speaker 1: If there's a kid that makes what if you're thirsty cookie?
Speaker 1: You know what if you go to the galley and
Speaker 1: get it yourself? Sir? What's a galley?
Speaker 2: Seriously, I don't know what a galley is. But that's
Speaker 2: another thing that doesn't make sense. What's called the galley?
Speaker 2: It's called the back area by a bathroom. What galley? What? What?
Speaker 2: What does it even mean? Galley?
Speaker 1: It's a place where they all stand and sit around
Speaker 1: and it's like a canteen.
Speaker 2: Sounds like an old twenties term nineteen. Also have galleys
Speaker 2: on ships? You know, hey, Galley, same purpose, Yeah, say Galley.
Speaker 2: You know do you know galleys are on ships? Yes,
Speaker 2: they're on things that travel right, the people stand.
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Speaker 2: Could you seriously not interrupt my episode of Seinfeld with
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Speaker 1: We have seriously we have or landing in terminal b Okay,
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Speaker 2: I can see it, but I can't hear it.
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Speaker 2: I know a few of you were upset with us
Speaker 2: and reached out and we ruined your day, and it's
Speaker 2: my apologies.
Speaker 1: True, wasn't that many people, and they totally understood. Nobody
Speaker 1: was that upset. Thank you so much. Again.
Speaker 2: If you get up out of bed one day and
Speaker 2: the sun just doesn't come up, they're used to it.
Speaker 1: We warned them. Thank you all so much, and we
Speaker 1: appreciate you for understanding that sometimes we need a break too.
Speaker 2: Until next time, say clink Andrew clan. That's the first
Speaker 2: time you ever actually did that. I know I took
Speaker 2: matters into my own hand. I will see you Monday
Speaker 2: with an all new ball chat. Cou, No, we will not.
Speaker 2: We'll see you Monday with an all new Serial Killers?
Speaker 1: Are you good? And then Wednesday with a ball chat?
Speaker 1: Maybe why maybe? Well, because you might.
Speaker 2: Say, I went to the beach ass oh okay, walked into
Speaker 2: a standpipe.
Speaker 1: I can't talk all right? Well, bye, everybody, see you