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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside. You want to

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Speaker 3: welcome you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Mal porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karl Gareff.

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Speaker 4: Right now, currently getting in the car is Patrick Keane.

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Speaker 5: Hello, hey guys, good to see you. Karen. You're so funny.

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Speaker 5: I love everything about you here.

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Speaker 1: That's a really good start. That's a really strong start

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Speaker 1: for this podcast.

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Speaker 5: I like it.

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Speaker 6: Patrick, you were it just seems like you were just

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Speaker 6: walking along the street here. I'm so glad we were recording.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just you know, this is Seventh Street. I

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Speaker 5: like to I like to stroll down here, closer to downtown.

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Speaker 6: It's funny because we're about to do a show here

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Speaker 6: at the Monty, this Drunken Story show.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to get on it. We could call

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Speaker 4: the guy we have connections.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm I'm gonna do Is that what you're saying this,

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Speaker 5: I'm going to do the show.

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Speaker 6: Well, that wonderful coincident that explains why you were walking

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Speaker 6: back to your jigglow work.

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Speaker 5: You know. Paramore is a term I like to use.

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Speaker 1: Its romantic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, would I've never heard that word paramore.

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Speaker 5: It's just I think it's just jigglo. I really think literally,

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Speaker 6: I've never heard of the word because I'm not in

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Speaker 5: Oh, that's right, that's right. How are you are we?

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Speaker 5: I never know downtown quadrants? Are we going southwest?

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Speaker 4: Right now? We are? Currently? I would say southeast?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Nice dude, how are you? It's good. I had

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Speaker 5: a blast with you in Montana.

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Speaker 6: Oh, let's hear about it, Karen Uh, Patrick and I

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Speaker 6: went to Montana together, not together, separate flights, but uh,

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Speaker 4: It was a contest, yeah.

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Speaker 1: The Big Sky.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and we had fun.

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Speaker 6: There's no one funnier in a van full of comics

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Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, I.

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Speaker 6: Think everyone really like It's funny when there's a certain

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Speaker 6: doesn't matter the kind of comic you are, the kind

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Speaker 6: headshots look like. And Patrick Keane is the winner when.

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Speaker 1: It comes to He brings it every time.

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Speaker 6: We were laughing so hard, just tag team and like

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Speaker 5: Well hey, you know, likewise you're fantastic. I think with

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Speaker 6: And you have to keep in mind that you're in

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Speaker 4: Go ahead and check that. You want to not do big.

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Speaker 6: City material, which Patrick and I both we have very

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're very your high falutine is what I would

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Speaker 5: No, because like when I started doing the road, I

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Speaker 5: And then you go to these towns and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 4: And you kind of have to do that.

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Speaker 1: I guess just big blousy flannel shirts.

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Speaker 5: Sorry no no, But what's funny is like you mentioned

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's almost like the he needs that last one

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Speaker 4: And I've said it since I started.

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Speaker 6: It was always my goal and comedy at some point

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Speaker 7: Or whatever his reasons. I wouldn't want to say what's

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Speaker 1: I just know that there's not a lot going on.

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Speaker 5: And yes, sir Bob, just two terms.

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Speaker 1: Let's just let that speak for it.

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Speaker 4: Patrick, why do you love Keanu Reeves?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Well, you know what I don't is Point Break

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Speaker 5: a guilty pleasure. It's a likable movie.

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Speaker 4: You're already in the fetal position.

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Speaker 6: Then you look across the street and be like, oh, yeah,

444
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Speaker 6: I did take that second spot.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, one my neighbors saw me crying.

446
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Speaker 7: I was driving on some bald wheels for a while.

447
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Speaker 7: My tires were you could literally see the threading underneath

448
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Speaker 7: the rubber they had split.

449
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Speaker 4: I was doing that three podcasts ago in our studio.

450
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Speaker 7: And it's a I just didn't realize how much I

451
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Speaker 7: drive until my life was on the line every time

452
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Speaker 7: I got into my car, and.

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Speaker 1: It was like, oh, this is a this is a

454
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Speaker 1: lot of anxiety.

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Speaker 6: Well right now we're rolling smoothly, and I think that

456
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Speaker 6: you can all you all attest to the fact that

457
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Speaker 6: there isn't a lot of noise coming from these beautiful

458
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Speaker 6: UH Como tires. You got Como Kumo Komo, So do

459
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Speaker 6: you need a ride? Brought to you by kum You

460
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Speaker 6: should have learned it before we recorded this. UH also

461
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Speaker 6: by Lyft and Uber. We're sponsored back to the program.

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Speaker 5: Those are very great Lyft and.

463
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Speaker 4: Uber to get both of them, we were very happy.

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Speaker 5: They It's funny people try to fight. It's like, what

465
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Speaker 5: are you fighting. You're fighting progress, You're fighting something that

466
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Speaker 5: everybody likes. You're like, that's so anti.

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Speaker 6: You're talking about taxi drivers, right, Yeah, who doesn't like

468
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Speaker 6: Lyft and Uber except for h taxi drivers?

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Speaker 1: Well, they really had.

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Speaker 7: Taxi drivers had a lot of power for a long time,

471
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Speaker 7: and it's good that they got it taken away.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, time to get knocked down a peg like Pig

473
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Speaker 6: Steinfeld from DC CAP.

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Speaker 5: If the only one here wants to be a cab driver,

475
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Speaker 5: that's right. That was an amazing cast.

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Speaker 1: I watched that.

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Speaker 7: Remember when Nickelodeon used to be a movie channel when

478
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Speaker 7: cable first came out.

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Speaker 6: No really, yeah, I just remember it being you can't

480
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Speaker 6: do that on television and that's.

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Speaker 1: It in the very early days.

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Speaker 7: I believe I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure

483
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Speaker 7: it was a movie channel and it was.

484
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Speaker 1: Always Silver Streak.

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Speaker 7: It was always the wilder prior movies and DC Cab.

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Speaker 1: I think watched DC Cab twenty times when I was

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Speaker 1: a kid.

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Speaker 6: Well there, I can't remember where it was, but there

489
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Speaker 6: was a network it's tough to be a baby.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 1: I got to rewatch that now.

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Speaker 6: Not to be confused with p Rod his son, who

493
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Speaker 6: is a professional skateboarder with his own Nike shoe, earns

494
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Speaker 6: more money than p rod sor earned.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Wow, just a little side note for you guys. If

497
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Speaker 6: you get if you get a shoe as a border

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Speaker 6: you you have many cars and houses.

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Speaker 5: So I should have brought I was just in Jackson Hall.

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Speaker 5: I should have brought you a ski DVD. My my

501
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Speaker 5: brother in law works. He produces films, Titan Gravity Research.

502
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Speaker 5: They do these ski films.

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Speaker 4: I know that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Really, don't tell Chris about Titon Gravity Not.

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Speaker 4: Get off my assane. Really that's yeah.

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Speaker 5: I had because I have an extra copy. Gave me

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Speaker 5: a couple of copies, and I gave one to Leah,

508
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Speaker 5: the girl we were with in Montana, and then I

509
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Speaker 5: was gonna give one to whoever else and I didn't

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Speaker 5: even think to bring it.

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Speaker 4: But uh, well, where's your house, let's go.

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Speaker 5: It's on the west so that's where I live.

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Speaker 4: But her neighbors we should hang out more.

514
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we should. It's the west Side's a weird thing.

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Speaker 5: If you're not you know, like because it's just it's

516
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Speaker 5: kind of far away from Hollywood in the valley and

517
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Speaker 5: a lot of gigs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's far away from everything.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very isolated.

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Speaker 4: It is.

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Speaker 7: But then you get to wear a lot of seersucker suits,

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Speaker 7: m h and walk barefoot everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Right, I mean, so their benefit, I go.

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Speaker 6: More Southern play, right, But yeah, either way, you're wearing

525
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Speaker 6: a free flowing suit, straw.

526
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Speaker 1: Hat, you're drunk on gin, just the important stuff.

527
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Speaker 5: Do this? Well? They the tax cab drivers, they always

528
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Speaker 5: claim I don't have a credit card, or you can't

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Speaker 5: I can't take that. It's like, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Trying to say that?

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Speaker 6: Now I'm going to pay you with my phone using

532
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Speaker 6: a satellite.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to twenty fourteen.

534
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Speaker 4: We're not giving you a tip. Can be an anonymous situation,

535
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Speaker 4: take it.

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Speaker 7: I like the cab drivers used to because la is

537
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Speaker 7: such a bad place for cab drivers.

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Speaker 1: But they also.

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Speaker 4: Anyone to McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: Sorry none for me.

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Speaker 4: I didn't mean to interrupt.

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Speaker 1: No, that's okay. Well I was just gonna say.

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Speaker 7: They never they always need you to tell them directions. Yes, yeah,

544
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Speaker 7: like they're like, well where is that? It's like, but you're.

545
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Speaker 5: A cab, right, You're literally offering no service, right except

546
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Speaker 5: for the driving part.

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Speaker 4: But come on.

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Speaker 5: So, yeah, it's in a city like La uber is

549
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Speaker 5: just conquering.

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Speaker 4: But I did. Do you like on the West side.

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Speaker 5: You know here and there?

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Speaker 4: Like I like waking up there. Yeah, the ocean's.

553
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Speaker 5: There, people are happy. Nobody works. I don't think everybody's

554
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Speaker 5: in flip flops.

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Speaker 4: They're all independently, well they wear in flip flops.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's just I feel like I should be

557
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Speaker 5: working hard. Like I'm like, I don't deserve this. I

558
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Speaker 5: haven't worked hard enough. I haven't achieved like these people.

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Speaker 5: Well not that they have either.

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Speaker 4: But you don't have flip flops.

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Speaker 5: I don't. I have some rainbows flops.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in a male pedicure.

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Speaker 5: It is great. It keeps you healthy because you're just like, wow,

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Speaker 5: I have to compete. I mean, people are so healthy

565
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Speaker 5: out here. Yeah, or you drown. But I've lived in

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Speaker 5: Los Follies for years. I love that part of town.

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Speaker 5: That's my kind of my favorite.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it would be nice and convenient.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Do you like where you live, Karen?

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 4: I used to live beautiful neighborhood.

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Speaker 5: She lives in an actual neighborhood, Oh, real civilian live.

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Speaker 7: I live in Burbank where everyone's grandma lives and it's great.

575
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Speaker 7: And I used to live in Silver Lake by Les

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Speaker 7: Filis and I moved there because I thought it would

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Speaker 7: be cool and hip and those helicopters. Every night there

578
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Speaker 7: was helicopters and the light in my backyard and it

579
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Speaker 7: made me crazy. I was so paranoid and scared all

580
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Speaker 7: the time. It was just, it's such a I just

581
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Speaker 7: really prefer the valley.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. No, And you can hit Hollywood for shows or

583
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Speaker 5: whatever meetings like it's nothing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in a very convenient place. Although I really

585
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Speaker 4: you're in a good place.

586
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Speaker 1: I'm in a good place.

587
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Speaker 4: I'm talking spiritually.

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Speaker 7: But I do like the West Side Wesside for the

589
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Speaker 7: positive ions.

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Speaker 4: Oh come on, it.

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Speaker 6: Might be her last bad decision, but there's clearly been

592
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Speaker 6: many before that, wandering in the street haphazardly.

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Speaker 4: Also, could she have looked more like mister Magoo?

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Speaker 1: She looks like a Chinese ghost chese ghost specifics.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the racial specifics specific. It's the neighborhood for it.

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Speaker 4: James James Woods.

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Speaker 6: Boulevard, named after the popular Their Asshole actor I saw

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Speaker 6: him on nine to eleven.

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Speaker 5: Did you you saw him in a bookstore on nine

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Speaker 5: to eleven in Beverly Hills. It was crazy. Wow, it

601
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Speaker 5: was the weirdest set of circumstances.

602
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Speaker 6: Where you like, oh, this is this is someday to

603
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Speaker 6: be reading you callous.

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Speaker 5: Son of it.

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Speaker 1: But he's looking at a book of how to handle

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Speaker 1: Huge Ship.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but Patrick was just looking at a magazine. His

608
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Speaker 6: heart was still on the.

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Speaker 5: Right, still on incident.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the end of the day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. It was crazy.

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Speaker 4: Hey, let's dive in, let's talk about Yeah, let's.

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Speaker 1: Get in there.

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Speaker 5: And then he would eventually I think, play Juliani in something,

615
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Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, this is weird he's playing.

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Speaker 5: That's funny thing, that's really relatable.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny that I know that you didn't care

618
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 4: about that day. You were. You were elbows deep in

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Speaker 4: a Tale of My Two Cities.

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Speaker 8: On My Two Cities still, the combination of the classic

621
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Speaker 8: novel and the TV show My Two Dads.

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Speaker 5: There was hot. She would later go on to be

623
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Speaker 5: in that show with Chrissy from Three's Company. Step by Step. Oh,

624
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Speaker 5: Patrick Duffy.

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Speaker 4: Didn't talk about step by Step the.

626
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Speaker 1: Other day we can figure out which one it was.

627
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Speaker 6: Yeah, we just went straight to seventh Heaven.

628
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's a guy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah he's getting off apparently off put the insert joke.

630
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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, apparently statute of limitations.

631
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Speaker 5: He was in the first Star Wars movie. Did you

632
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 5: know that? It was kind of a flop. Really, it

633
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Speaker 5: didn't go well.

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Speaker 4: He was called r O you eight one two or something?

635
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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 4: Didn't it have some it was? Wasn't it his like

637
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Speaker 4: student film?

638
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 5: Oh well, they made Wrath of Kahan was a sequel

639
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 5: and was fantastic Star Wars.

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Speaker 8: I'm like someone's grandpa, except I haven't even so I'm

641
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Speaker 8: like older than a grandpa if I confused.

642
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Speaker 4: Star Trek.

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Speaker 7: The TX movie that George Lucas made where they were

644
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Speaker 7: just in the white void y.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's what I saw that when.

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Speaker 1: I was like seven. Yeah it was.

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Speaker 7: It was on TV one night and I was alone

648
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Speaker 7: in the TV room and I.

649
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Speaker 1: Had a serious, serious breakdown.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, that's seven. You shouldn't even see that at seventeen.

651
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Speaker 1: No, it was pretty cools a lot.

652
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Speaker 5: Who knows what that?

653
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,479
Speaker 7: And Duel, the movie where the guy's being chased by

654
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Speaker 7: the truck. Me and my uncle Steve watched Duel one

655
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Speaker 7: day and I was probably six, and I was just like,

656
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Speaker 7: and we there was just no way I was going

657
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Speaker 7: to ask to turn the channel. This was in the seventies,

658
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Speaker 7: when adults did whatever the fuck they wanted and kids

659
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Speaker 7: had no say in anything.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, And so yeah, I.

661
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Speaker 7: Got exposed to a lot of great filmmakers at the

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Speaker 7: early age.

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Speaker 5: I can't believe in the peak time.

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Speaker 6: One of the cassette VHS tapes that we had in

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Speaker 6: my movie collection when I was a kid was Clockwork Orange,

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Speaker 6: and I watched it at a very young age.

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Speaker 5: Did you really?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: And the but And at the time I knew I

670
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 6: shouldn't be watching this, and I would turn it off

671
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 6: after one of the many there's like rape scenes. Yeah,

672
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 6: And I was watching that as a kid, and I'm like, well,

673
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 6: that girl's naked, but I really don't like what's I

674
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 6: I think it was good that I saw it because

675
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 6: it made me realize right away that even even if

676
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 6: the law isn't telling me, rape is probably bad.

677
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 4: Yes, along with it.

678
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:21,959
Speaker 6: That you can Yeah, it's true though, given myself that credit.

679
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 6: But the kids these days, I mean, I'm sure my

680
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 6: nephew is seen unspeakable porn. I always think about that.

681
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 6: It's right there at his fingertips. Yeah, he's always on

682
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 6: the computer. You've always seen like.

683
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: Don't they have blocks or parentals?

684
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure my sister's on that. I don't mean to.

685
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 4: I wonder if I apologize.

686
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 6: I know my sisters, she would, she would make sure

687
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 6: he doesn't see that stuff.

688
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, I had.

689
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 6: Meg from a Spiegel catalog, a page of bras, just

690
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 6: pictures of.

691
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 5: Bras, Victoria's than a playboy.

692
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 6: As a kid, I've had that folded up and my

693
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 6: underwear drawer in an envelope taped to the roof of

694
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 6: my underwear. And when my parents left the house and

695
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 6: I knew they're at least a mile away, I would

696
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 6: pull that out and look at it and and well,

697
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 6: I'm not going to go into detail after that, but

698
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 6: I found myself as a man Karen.

699
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 4: Business, I walked in on myself. There's a mirror, full

700
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 4: length mirror.

701
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh god, but yours was Victoria's secrets.

702
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 5: To this day, I like a little bit of a

703
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 5: little bit to be desired, you know, a little hidden Yeah, yeah, yeah,

704
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 5: lingerie and wholesome.

705
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 7: I've seen some things on Tumblr that I'll never be

706
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 7: able to unsee because it all gets mixed together, like

707
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 7: you're following someone's tumbler because you're like, oh, look they

708
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 7: like stripes or they you know, they like whatever, and

709
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 7: then suddenly some insane porn gift comes up where you're.

710
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: Like, oh God, is this child like that? It's so upsetting.

711
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 6: Why is that lady having sex with a dragon? Because

712
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 6: that's computer animated some of it just as upsetting.

713
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 5: What her name was hot Jessica from Roger Rabbit.

714
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 6: Oh you used to be a bit of a man.

715
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 4: Oh I see.

716
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 5: It's clear now, yeah, animated tang. It's just the words.

717
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 4: Color me not surprised, animated Tang.

718
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 7: I like the idea that you you said that, like

719
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 7: you know who I was into, Like she wasn't specifically

720
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 7: drawn to be the hottest thing on the planet.

721
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: You know, this is going to surprise everybody.

722
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 4: My little niche.

723
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 5: I really have a crush on scar that ms turns out.

724
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 6: I like cartoonish tits an ass and little nothing to say.

725
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 5: Smurfet was cute too, because her voice was kind of

726
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 5: worn out. I like that like that Bonnie Tyler, Yes,

727
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 5: she was haggard.

728
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was a haggard smart.

729
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 6: Oh god, imagine just getting knocked around though by all

730
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 6: just a village of dudes.

731
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 8: Ninety nine other Smurfs, Smurf alwayste it, my name's Brainy.

732
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 4: Oh shut up. And then they kick him and then

733
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 4: she just and then there's well, that's.

734
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,959
Speaker 5: A whole communist thing because Brainy was nobody liked him

735
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 5: because he was the intellectual, and you know, they were

736
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 5: all like Handy Smurf was seen as the hero. Oh wow,

737
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 5: it's a whole villain. They alter look the same that

738
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 5: Papa Smurf has the only colored hat.

739
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 4: Wow. Did you just back this up?

740
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 5: No, I've I studied it for a while. I mean,

741
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 5: not studied it, but just kind of observed it. After

742
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 5: you got out of football, right right after movie.

743
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 4: Oh you two at Carol College took Smurf.

744
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 5: Of course, I tried to watch the Smurf movie on

745
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 5: Blu Ray, and I couldn't see a thing. You guys,

746
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 5: I like it.

747
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 7: See he just says that stuff, Karen, he just has

748
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 7: it in his back pocket.

749
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 5: You need to have these guys.

750
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 4: These.

751
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 6: I think that it's obvious that I'm kind of lost,

752
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 6: But I do think that if I turn left here

753
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 6: we will be headed to the Monty.

754
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't I think we're below that?

755
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 7: Now?

756
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,719
Speaker 1: Are we get back up to seven? Oh?

757
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm my apologies.

758
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 5: No, La is so spread out, it's like three different cities.

759
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 5: It's just amazing.

760
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 4: We are.

761
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 6: We're headed to do a Drunken Tales show. Yes, are

762
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 6: you going to do stand up?

763
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 4: Patrick? A? Are you gonna?

764
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 5: I might open with some stand up, but I do

765
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 5: want to stay on theme.

766
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 4: That's what I was going to do.

767
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 5: But I have got a story and I like stories

768
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 5: read and not performed.

769
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 4: So you wrote something out?

770
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have something that i'll no.

771
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 4: I love.

772
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 6: Have you been to the show yet, Karen, No, I've

773
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,439
Speaker 6: been to a show at that bar, but not.

774
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 4: The same Watching Mike do and he does that. He

775
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 4: writes it out. He's a great writer.

776
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,720
Speaker 6: And the way he delivers it and he's just reading it.

777
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 6: It's it's interesting to see that compared to his stand up,

778
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 6: or compared to anyone doing stand up.

779
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 4: So I'm excited to watch you do that. Oh yeah,

780
00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 4: that's great.

781
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is fun see someone in a different light.

782
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 6: And no good, don't worry. He doesn't provide a light.

783
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 6: It's just dimly.

784
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe he got spot there's me rash.

785
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: A little move.

786
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 4: That's a full move.

787
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: Are you going to be wearing readers down near the

788
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: end of your nose?

789
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 5: Well, they will be, yeah, they will be down there. Okay,

790
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 5: pitch down there, but I'll be not looking through them

791
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 5: obviously out.

792
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 4: Over the top aesthetic readers.

793
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 5: Great, so it's that great starting.

794
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 6: Cool That biker was doing that thing where he's not

795
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 6: going forward or backwards and not tipping over.

796
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 4: Get it out of here.

797
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 5: The artist. By the way, Chris, I've seen some of

798
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 5: your stuff.

799
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: Isn't good.

800
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 6: It's so great, you know, thanks, thanks you guys, guys, guys, thanks.

801
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 6: My brakes are wearing out. Is anyone noticing that? I

802
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 6: think it's metal on metal at this point.

803
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 5: I mean, do people think we're insane when they look

804
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 5: into the car and they see three microphones?

805
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 4: Always?

806
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 6: Well, speaking of bikes, what did what happened? Some guy

807
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 6: tried to knock off Karen's uh oh.

808
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 7: We yelled stuff out the window at him. I did,

809
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 7: but it was it was for fun.

810
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 4: Because he was we get it.

811
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: He was.

812
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was just a joke of like you've got

813
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 7: a fixed gear by school you're so cool, but this

814
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 7: man was actually a totally insane Yeah, and we only

815
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 7: realized that after we started yelling at him and he

816
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 7: looped back around and then swung his bike lock and tried.

817
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 6: To hit almost got hit by cars in traffic, like

818
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 6: he almost so he.

819
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 5: Was willing to do that offwards. Yes, oh yeah, silly words,

820
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 5: not even threading.

821
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 6: We saw that, and then we saw after we calmed down,

822
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 6: we saw a horrible fistfight at a bus stop and

823
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 6: some guy got knocked out. That was a Here I

824
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 6: am again talking about past episodes. That must be insulting it.

825
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 7: Those were our two most upsetting but maybe we can

826
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 7: get a new one today.

827
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 6: All I'm saying, Patrick is, come on, we could use

828
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 6: another podcast.

829
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 4: Fight next set up, roll down the window.

830
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 5: We can do it.

831
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 4: Karen say one of your racist things.

832
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: God damn Philippinos.

833
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 6: So yeah, just the correct pronunciation of where you're from

834
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 6: and where you're Laoetian.

835
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm insensitive.

836
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 5: And it's funny. The Asian community is one. This comedian

837
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 5: Robert Tran has a great joke where he talks about

838
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 5: Asians are the one race people are racist towards in

839
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 5: front of them and they don't even mind, Like they

840
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 5: don't mind being racist to Asians right in front of

841
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 5: their face. Every other race it's like, oh sure, but

842
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,959
Speaker 5: with Asians, he said, it's like we're the one race

843
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 5: we get made fun of in front of us.

844
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 4: Yeah. Crazy, that's truious kind of lamb.

845
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 5: Huh.

846
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

847
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 5: I think hopefully we're changing. I don't know. As we

848
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 5: drive through Korea Town.

849
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 6: Maybe it's since I mean, yes, let's I think we

850
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 6: should all be more. I'm going to make an effort

851
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 6: to not and I'm not known to make Asian race material,

852
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 6: am I?

853
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 4: Karen? What have you heard?

854
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 1: That's how I got to know you before we were right.

855
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 4: We went to that racist joke tellers anonymous?

856
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 5: Where is that is that? Orange County? Yeah?

857
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 4: I do, I right, Hayden Lake Area. They do a

858
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 4: lot of interesting things.

859
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 5: I lived over there for a few years. I lived

860
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 5: in Japan for two years, in Korea for one.

861
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 6: Seriously yeah yeah, oh yeah, I forgot you were a marine.

862
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

863
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 5: No, in college, it was an exchange program. When I

864
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 5: finished football, I signed on to go to Japan for

865
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 5: an exchange program and I stayed for two years because

866
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 5: nobody else from Montana, knew where Japan was or wanted

867
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 5: to go easy.

868
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 6: Now I was, I'm from I am oh wait, I

869
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 6: was born here, carry.

870
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 5: On, yeah, and then it was great. I was there

871
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 5: two years and learned a little of the language. But

872
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 5: you end up teaching part time, great money, having great.

873
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 6: I think it would be ridiculous of us to not

874
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 6: request a little bit of Japanese from you.

875
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 5: Yes, please, oh if Nihongowhong Scott.

876
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 4: No, No, actually I don't it's a wrist watch. Did

877
00:38:55,520 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 4: I do it right perfectly? Okay, thank you, Joseph. COULDI

878
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 4: chun jim bang bang? I don't know that.

879
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 5: No, it's it's a tough language, obviously, I mean coming off.

880
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 4: So I since I don't know, and I can't just riff.

881
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 5: It, I think you could. I don't know. I don't

882
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 5: throws some phrases together.

883
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 1: Wait is that Mandarin?

884
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 5: That was Japanese? So that was different than Mandarin or

885
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 5: Cantonese Chinese, but it's the same writing, like that's the

886
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 5: same concer kanchi.

887
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, I came in.

888
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, well you know, okay, I've Daddy's been around the

889
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 6: block a few times, and so actually I learned what

890
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 6: kanji is it's good right in front of my house.

891
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 5: It's tough for Western women to go to Japan. For

892
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 5: a Western man, it's great. The women are into you.

893
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 5: But but a lot of Western women that go they're European, American, Australian.

894
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 5: It's a little tougher because we're too huge. That's what

895
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 5: it's like. It's hard. You get a complex about shopping

896
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 5: for clothes. It's like, oh my god, nothing fits, and

897
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 5: it's like, well, these people are very all with no

898
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 5: body fat. Don't take it as a complex, but it's

899
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 5: hard when you're the only one.

900
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: Oh, I can go over there because I have that already.

901
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 5: Oh you do, okay, perfect, Yeah, that's fine, you'll love it.

902
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: I'll go in my kaftans.

903
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 5: Absolutely.

904
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 4: And would I feel comfortable?

905
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 6: And this isn't a joke because I already said I

906
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 6: wasn't gonna make those kind of jokes. But would I

907
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 6: feel comfortable buying a pair of underwear there?

908
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a good question. The boxers are tiny? Oh

909
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 5: they're tiny. I bought a couple of pair and.

910
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 6: Uh, that wasn't a'm j This was a joke about

911
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 6: me having a big giant hog.

912
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you said it that it wasn't.

913
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 4: But that's me.

914
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 6: I'm the one that has to live with this big dick. Okay,

915
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 6: do you think how do I jump rope? Is that

916
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 6: what you're gonna ask next? Or I don't.

917
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 4: I don't skip rope?

918
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 5: Patrick, And you never learned to read.

919
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 4: I never learned to read or write.

920
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 6: Oh, tell me about the rabbits again, George, All right,

921
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 6: here we go.

922
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 4: Oh no, I did learn to reader.

923
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 6: Right, that's funny, because now that don't dip your pen

924
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 6: in the company ink joke really seems funny to me.

925
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 6: My dad always said, don't stick your dick in the

926
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 6: cash register.

927
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 5: Is that well, that's is that literal or figurative?

928
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 6: No, he just said, if you get a job as

929
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 6: a cash operator, do not slam your dick in it.

930
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 4: Go ahead and make love to someone at work, though, God,

931
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 4: you know I just can. I I'm going to edit out.

932
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,240
Speaker 5: It is tough to resist a cash register.

933
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 4: Hey, you know, I like money.

934
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: They all look like Jessica Rabbit to you.

935
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 6: I like money in the sound of bells, let's get

936
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 6: it's slamming.

937
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 5: It's tough as a white woman in Asia because I

938
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 5: don't like Asian men. I think are a little bit

939
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 5: maybe feminine, like there's not as much body hair, and

940
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 5: so it's kind of tougher for them. A lot of

941
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,760
Speaker 5: Western women don't find Asian men as attractive as Western

942
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 5: men find it a.

943
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 6: Well, they aren't looking at their calves because Asian men

944
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 6: have beautiful calfs.

945
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 5: Yes, oh yeah, and they only have to shave, you know,

946
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 5: once a week or something.

947
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,240
Speaker 7: I like Arian man, okay, because they have the beauty,

948
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 7: the beautiful skin and hairlessness of a general Asian.

949
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 5: Right.

950
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: But then oftentimes they're bigger and deepier.

951
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 5: Right yeah, because it's a hard peninsula, it's hard country.

952
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 7: Yeah there there they can lift things and make a

953
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 7: tent out of calf skin.

954
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 5: Things, Unlike it's a hard, bitter piece. The two careas

955
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 5: so they're tough. I mean, do you remember when I

956
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 5: tried to set us, to set you up with it?

957
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 5: It was a double date. We would have gone on.

958
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 4: I do remember that years ago.

959
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 5: It was a long time ago.

960
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: The two Asian girls.

961
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 5: No, it was one was a it was black from

962
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 5: France of all places.

963
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 4: I didn't say no because of no, no.

964
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 5: No, you did not no, you said you were busy.

965
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 5: And then her friend was Asian. But they were both models.

966
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 5: It was crazy. Really Yeah, but you couldn't you were

967
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 5: a girlfriend. Yeah, but you couldn't do it. And I

968
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 5: remember thinking, I don't know another comic I can go

969
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 5: to because you were like your fun guy, you're good looking,

970
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 5: you're you can work with both common.

971
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 6: Remember bringing that up and you said, Hey, have you

972
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 6: ever wanted to get a Pacific rim job?

973
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's just a dumb joke that I thought. Hey, Karen,

974
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 4: don't quit doing.

975
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing.

976
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 5: It's getting warmer, or the topic is getting Sorry, this

977
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 5: is just going guys.

978
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Well the heat was on because I.

979
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,240
Speaker 5: Was trying to talk so much space.

980
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, it is the heat. Usually, let's talk about

981
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 4: something else.

982
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: Well, I just like the where did you meet two models?

983
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 5: Oh? Well, I met her at a club. It was

984
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 5: funny because we were I was with uh, one of

985
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,439
Speaker 5: my friends who has money, and he had to leave,

986
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 5: but he's just like, keep the keep the booth. He's like,

987
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 5: I'm out of here, keep the booth. Here's some bottles

988
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 5: of vodka. And it was and this girl comes up

989
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 5: and she's like, oh, can I sit and have some

990
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 5: drinks and I was like, yeah, of course we're not

991
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 5: going to finish all this vodka. We can't take it

992
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 5: with us, and and so she immediately assumes that I

993
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 5: caused that night, oh you know. And I wanted to

994
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 5: tell her right there, look, I'm not this cool. You

995
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 5: need to know this all the time.

996
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: But somehow it just didn't come out.

997
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 5: No, yeah, I just held it in.

998
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 4: For because other topics came out.

999
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 5: Right.

1000
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 4: She'd have my.

1001
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,879
Speaker 5: Phone put her number in it right away.

1002
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 6: I hate that when you want to be truthful with

1003
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 6: someone but it's too late. They're already putting their number into.

1004
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fantastic. And then we went on a couple

1005
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 5: of dates and then she's like, oh, do you have it?

1006
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 5: I want to go out with my friend, and like

1007
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 5: you were basically it. And then after you it was like,

1008
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 5: I'll go to some other civilians. I guess, but she

1009
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 5: wanted to hang out with a comic because we had

1010
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 5: such a good time, so she wanted a friend to

1011
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 5: hang out.

1012
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 6: If I had a time machine, Patrick, that sounds like

1013
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 6: the funnest.

1014
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 5: We would have come back. I went from where where

1015
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 5: would we have gone?

1016
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 4: We would have gone to the present.

1017
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 6: But right now, it would have seemed like we were

1018
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 6: going back in time, right, that's how time machines really were.

1019
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 5: We would have spent all their money. But it was fun. Yeah,

1020
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 5: you know, but it's it's about more than just uh,

1021
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 5: what's on the outside, which is why we do this inside.

1022
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 6: The car, Patrick, I remember one of the nights at

1023
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 6: the Big Sky Comedy Festival.

1024
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 4: You you had had some drinks and as did I.

1025
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 6: You you have probably drinking stories prepared for tonight.

1026
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah. They made us do our set and then

1027
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 5: they we already.

1028
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,919
Speaker 4: Talked about what I'm sorry you already wrote.

1029
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,439
Speaker 6: Right now, there is a jackknife trailer in the road.

1030
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 6: I know you can sell by the urgency in my voice.

1031
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,959
Speaker 6: I wonder what he wants me to do. I think

1032
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 6: he wants me to do this. Yeah, Hi, thank you,

1033
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 6: thank you. You're very nice.

1034
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 5: You see the car with three microphones.

1035
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 4: Are you guys scared of truckers?

1036
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: You think?

1037
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 5: So? Okay? They see things from that perched up position.

1038
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought you watched Dual Karen.

1039
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why I'm not afraid, because as a child

1040
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 7: I faced the fear.

1041
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 6: That was like wasn't in the movie just it was

1042
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 6: a magic sum my truck that didn't really have a driver,

1043
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 6: or you never see him.

1044
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 5: You never see him. Oh to see his boots, I

1045
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 5: think are walking. Yeah, it's just a Spielberg joint.

1046
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like one of his first movies.

1047
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 5: What did he do after that?

1048
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: Jaws?

1049
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 5: Oh, that's right? And then from there we never heard.

1050
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 4: From from there.

1051
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: And then he just faded into a you.

1052
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 5: See did you ever watch Martin Jimmy Glick? Oh? Yes,

1053
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 5: Oh god, the Spielberg interview.

1054
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 4: Is so I want to see it.

1055
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think I saw the Spielberg one.

1056
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 5: Oh it's Jimmy Glick. It's Martin short as a chubby, okay,

1057
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 5: and he's interviewing Spielberg and he's just like, when are

1058
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 5: you going to make the big one?

1059
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,280
Speaker 7: I swear to god the ship he did on that

1060
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 7: he said stuff and you could tell he was riffing.

1061
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like there's somewhere you're just like, you know,

1062
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: this came to him.

1063
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 6: I don't think that I knew he was a genius

1064
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 6: until that. Yeah, I'm certain I enjoyed Inner Space and

1065
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 6: three of Me and goes yeah, But he was always

1066
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 6: just this guy that was in things that I had

1067
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 6: gotten used to and then all of a sudden, he

1068
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 6: became my hero with that character.

1069
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 5: It's just because he captures a chubby character, you know,

1070
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 5: and it's like, how do you know what a chubby

1071
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 5: perspective is? Yeah, and he captured like he's eating, don't

1072
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 5: He sneaks away to the craft service table during the interview,

1073
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 5: and the camera's on him so it can see him

1074
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:20,439
Speaker 5: like sliding down the couch across the carpet.

1075
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 6: I think that it was the combination of him looking

1076
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 6: the way that but his physical comedy. It's just it

1077
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 6: was just I don't even know if that could be planned.

1078
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,879
Speaker 6: That cop just ran a red light.

1079
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,280
Speaker 5: Should we report citizen's arrest? Perhaps?

1080
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 4: But there was a family.

1081
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 5: But there's a police station right here, so we wouldn't

1082
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 5: have far to go.

1083
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 4: He's just doing a joy ride.

1084
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 5: But and then Michael McKean is his co host in

1085
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 5: that it's brilliant. You wonder what those guys think of

1086
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 5: comedy now, like Steve Martin's and those guys, And and do.

1087
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: You follow Michael McKean on Twitter.

1088
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 5: Yes, he's good. He's so great.

1089
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 6: I say, I would like to think that because it

1090
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 6: seems like Martin short is pretty hip I bet there's

1091
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 6: stand ups that are new that he's listening.

1092
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 5: He would like.

1093
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: I mean, well he's on's show.

1094
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 5: That's true. That'll that'll lend it so much. That's so

1095
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 5: great that they have a legend or who's the other

1096
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 5: legend they have on that they have two commons? Oh

1097
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 5: is it? No? No, Ellie cool Ellie Ellie.

1098
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 4: That's right.

1099
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's huge and fun. I bet it's fun

1100
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 5: for those guys. Even the Sullivan Son and show has

1101
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 5: that Brian dol Murray on it. Yeah, which would be

1102
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,399
Speaker 5: fun to have a legend like that.

1103
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's been in so many things.

1104
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was a right or left here.

1105
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: Well I think seventh is below this.

1106
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 4: Okay, god, what is wrong with it?

1107
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: Well, we've just been it's hard because we've been going

1108
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 1: hand circles.

1109
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not I'm not very good at driving and

1110
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 6: talking and.

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Speaker 5: And well you're a male and we can't we can't.

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Speaker 4: That's true. We've talked about that multit multitask. Yeah. See,

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00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 4: I mean you had one job there and you fucked

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Speaker 4: it up. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's why women are such good I think improv sketch

1116
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 5: and casting directors because they have sensibility. They take it

1117
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 5: in right, and males tend to do more than get.

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00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 6: Distracted and start to fall asleep or just look down

1119
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 6: at their crotch.

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Speaker 5: Right, dig a hole, push that sled.

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Speaker 4: I'm no man hater. I'm not gonna go down.

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Speaker 1: That road, Santa Claus.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know why a man.

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Speaker 1: To push a sleigh or I just need to find

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00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: a man to get me a sleigh that's only looking.

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00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 4: I just need a man who appreciates Christmas like me.

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00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 5: Was there were there huskies in the movie Cliffhanger? Did

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00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,919
Speaker 5: he ever have to like mush mush or not? Really?

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00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: There are mountains, not that I remember.

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00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 4: Are you talking about uh Stallan's Cliffhanger?

1131
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 5: Yes, Sylvester Frank it's.

1132
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: The opening scene alone.

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00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 5: They want an Academy Award for Cinematography.

1134
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 6: Well, now I know why they call it. But you

1135
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 6: guys just talking about it. I'm on the edge of

1136
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 6: my seat.

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00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 5: Amazing.

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00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:58,959
Speaker 4: Should we go to the Montay and do the show?

1139
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 4: That starts to mean, sure, let's do it.

1140
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 6: I'm going to find a parking place in this bullet

1141
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 6: target of a neighborhood and I found No, that's no.

1142
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 6: I don't.

1143
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: Yes, it is.

1144
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 4: That's way. That's that.

1145
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 5: You know what, girl, take a lift, keep your fingers

1146
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 5: on the home key.

1147
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 6: That's right, g h Z. And Okay, I never took

1148
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 6: typewriting because they didn't call it that. I think they

1149
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 6: called it keyboarding, but then it got replaced by the

1150
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 6: popularity of knee boarding.

1151
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 4: Okay.

1152
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 6: I was extra controlling and riffy during this episode. I

1153
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 6: know we all had fun, but.

1154
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 5: Thanks for having me.

1155
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: No apologies, how much fun.

1156
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:45,919
Speaker 4: He's great.

1157
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Patrick keyt everybody.

1158
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: We need to I feel.

1159
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 7: Like we should go on a road trip Patrick key

1160
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 7: In this podcast, the first thing that comes to mind,

1161
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 7: which I regret thinking of, is burning man. Let's go

1162
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 7: somewhere that would really.

1163
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 6: Re established at It's the first idea we come up with,

1164
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 6: burning man.

1165
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: It is okay, okay, can we make that plan?

1166
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,240
Speaker 5: Yeah? What time year is that? April?

1167
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 4: Oh? You have some gigs?

1168
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 5: Does it rotate? I don't know.

1169
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: I think it's summertime.

1170
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 6: One of the stage rotates you've been listening to Do

1171
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 6: you need a ride with Patrick kan?

1172
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 4: Patrick? Do you do you have anything to plug?

1173
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 5: I think just the Twitter and Twitter or just look

1174
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 5: twitter at Patrick Kean at Citizen Keane.

1175
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 4: Oh, Citizen Key.

1176
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, I recently retweeted your tweet. Remember when comedy was

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00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: fun Yeah, I.

1178
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,280
Speaker 5: Don't want to be that guy that's like, oh, nothing's

1179
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 5: funny anymore, but sometimes.

1180
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 6: It feels someone has to be that guy.

1181
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, just to mention it.

1182
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 4: Every once in a while, I like to remind people

1183
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 4: with my comedy that that's okay.

1184
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,879
Speaker 1: Yes, that's how I do it.

1185
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 6: We're all funny, and we're all gonna have a show

1186
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 6: right now, and and up next you'll hear a little

1187
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 6: bit of the comedy of Patrick Keane.

1188
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,720
Speaker 4: You've been listening to Do you Need a Ride?

1189
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 1: D Y M A R?

1190
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 5: Everybody get up for Patrick Key.

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00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, so so in.

1192
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Speaker 10: The uh in the early years of my life. Uh,

1193
00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 10: that's it. Uh oh no, oh h.

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00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 11: I have uh I have. Uh some of you guys

1195
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 11: aren't laughing.

1196
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:35,280
Speaker 12: Uh oh god, it's not easy.

1197
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 4: You know.

1198
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 12: Cool You guys are cool with that, okay, Oh hey guys, sorry,

1199
00:53:50,840 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 12: I uh, hey, guys, I'm clearly disturbed. Uh oh, there's a.

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00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 13: That's it. Hell, yeah, that's it.

1201
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 5: I don't do it.

1202
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way?

1203
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 4: We want to be.

1204
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give

1205
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 2: us time and a Turmano and gay.

1206
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:53,959
Speaker 3: We want to send you off in Sol. We want

1207
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 3: to welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

1208
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: We scared our Was it fine now? Poorn? Do you

1209
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you

1210
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 1: need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1212
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: Do you need ride?

1213
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 7: Do you need to ride?

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00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 4: Do you need with Karen and Chriss