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Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand. Buddy, I'm Dirk Burger, and

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Speaker 1: welcome back to another exciting edition of America's favorite new

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Speaker 1: game show, Stupid Internet Questions. I'm Dirk Burger and I'm

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Speaker 1: your host. This is the game show where we break

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Speaker 1: down the question that's being asked on the dot com

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Speaker 1: today and what is today's stupid Internet question? Well, guess

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Speaker 1: what you're in luck because you just tuned in to

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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet Questions. I'm Dirk Burger. What is today's some

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet question? What is it? Thank you very much

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Speaker 1: for asking, Alex. I'm Dirk Burger. This is Stupid Internet Questions.

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Speaker 1: Today's a stupid Internet question that everybody's asking is if

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Speaker 1: you could pick any job for your significant other? What

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Speaker 1: would it be? I'm Dirk Burger. This is si Q,

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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet question for short and it to be cool.

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Speaker 1: That's the question today though, if you could pick any

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Speaker 1: job for your significant other, what would it be? That's

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Speaker 1: the question question I do mind immediately? Really well, it

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Speaker 1: comes down to one of two jobs. Well, hold on

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Speaker 1: before you give your answer. Ay, I'm Dirk Burger. Please

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Speaker 1: hold before you give your answer on that is you

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Speaker 1: have to think about it from their perspective, like you

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Speaker 1: would like this for them because you want them to

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Speaker 1: have a job that they would like, or you're saying

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Speaker 1: you would like to be with somebody who has this job.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm really just thinking about the benefits for

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Speaker 1: myself in just in general. Is that how you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to answer the question. I'm Dirk Burger and I'm a

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Speaker 1: little stump by today. Stupid internet question either way, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what, all your spirit back to the game,

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Speaker 1: all right, if you could pick any job or your

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Speaker 1: significant other, what would it be sending over Christian Gray

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Speaker 1: Snow who has his answer all locked and loaded. Christian,

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Speaker 1: My final answer is, sorry, um, anybody in the airline industry,

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Speaker 1: a pilot, a fly because guess what, baby buddy passes

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Speaker 1: fly me for free around the world, you know, take

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Speaker 1: me on a magic carpet ride. Absolutely, I want to

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Speaker 1: go everywhere for free. Yeah, with or without them. Dude

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Speaker 1: that works in the airline industry and his boyfriend got

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Speaker 1: to go everywhere with him for free. I'm like, man,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing. I'm too scared to fly. Like right now,

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Speaker 1: one of my best friends works for Marriott Hotels, so

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Speaker 1: I get to stay for very very So if I

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Speaker 1: could just add into buddy passes to that, right, I'm

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Speaker 1: all set. Let's find one. That's a good thing when

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Speaker 1: you take about our one or six one. If you

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Speaker 1: are a pilot looking for a man, when you think

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Speaker 1: about what your significant other pilot, when you think about

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Speaker 1: what your significant others should do, it is good to

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Speaker 1: think about the free perks that you could get from

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Speaker 1: their job. That's a good way to answer this question

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Speaker 1: right here, I'm Dirk Burger. Back to the game. This

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Speaker 1: is stupid internet questions, and the question everybody wants to

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Speaker 1: know today is if you could pick any job for

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Speaker 1: your significant other, what would it be. I think a

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Speaker 1: someone in the airline industry so you can take advantage

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Speaker 1: of the free tickets and stuff like that is a

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Speaker 1: great idea for Jubil. I would choose as his career

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Speaker 1: to be a lord. Oh god, please, it's not even funny. Yes,

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Speaker 1: somebody needs to be fanning him with a real leaf.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they're called. He probably does, bigg

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, it's big leafs that they use,

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Speaker 1: or palm front I mean I just know a little

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Speaker 1: bit about that. Yeah, someone's looked into this. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even know that. No husband taught me what nice things are.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't, I don't deserve that. You can

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Speaker 1: actually be classified as a lord. You get certified as

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Speaker 1: a lord, and then you're just a lord. You can

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Speaker 1: actually get certified as a lord, and I've always wanted

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Speaker 1: to do that, just because it'd be hilarious when you

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Speaker 1: introduce yourself to people. I'm Lord Jubil, Lord Jubil. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's good though. Don't we have to change the name

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Speaker 1: of the show to the Lord Jubil Show. Yeah? Probably.

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Speaker 1: I mean I just think it's and I would be

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Speaker 1: doing it in my Vasachi bathrobe at all times. I'm

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Speaker 1: not surprised. I think she should have you be a

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Speaker 1: DoorDash employee so she can ensure her order has come.

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Speaker 1: That's actually what I should do, because Alex has the

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Speaker 1: worst luck with DoorDash. Ever, I should probably just go

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Speaker 1: DoorDash on the side so I can be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'll bring the food there you go. You know, I

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Speaker 1: have to go back and reget it. Usually every single

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Speaker 1: time that door Dash messes up because ours is screwing

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Speaker 1: up our orders no matter what. So I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: a door Diaer. I'm literally on DoorDash right now, so

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Speaker 1: it's weird that you said that. Perfect it's stupid Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: I'm derk Burger and we're asking the question today. If

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Speaker 1: you could pick any job for your significant other, what

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Speaker 1: would it be? And if I had to pick a

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Speaker 1: job for my significant other, who is Alex Fresh, probably

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Speaker 1: a cop. Oh, I would go with cop only because

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Speaker 1: a dangerous job. Well, not really because of the day

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Speaker 1: in the house. It's not like I want you to

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Speaker 1: go out and never come home. I want you to

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Speaker 1: because around our house we have all the cameras and stuff,

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Speaker 1: and Alex is constantly watching everybody that pulls up and stops,

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Speaker 1: and like there's all kinds of shady stuff that goes

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Speaker 1: on around our house. There actually is shady stuff that

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Speaker 1: goes on around our house. And it would just be

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Speaker 1: awesome to see you be able to go out there

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Speaker 1: and just like throw them on the ground and put

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Speaker 1: him in handcuffs and take leach to other soft. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: who goes there? Stupid Internet questions text in four one

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Speaker 1: or six one. What's your answer? If you could pick

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Speaker 1: any job for your significant other, what would it be? Marrie?

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Speaker 1: You can follow you on social media out that jew

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Speaker 1: Will Show, follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewell Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm not that dress. I'm Christian Gray Snow and you

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Speaker 1: phone break up every single hour on the twenties or

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Speaker 1: next one is coming up in just a few minutes

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Speaker 1: on Hits one of six point one. It's the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: I'm just imagining her in like a cop outfit, saying

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Speaker 1: who goes there? On the Jewel Show on demand