Speaker 1: Second date update. Not to put any pressure on this
Speaker 1: second date update, but assuming this actually goes to air, okay,
Speaker 1: this will be our one thousandth second date phone call.
Speaker 1: No are you joking? And we've had four hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety people say no, no, you sucked. No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Nine hundred and forty said you sucking you that, Chris,
Speaker 1: That means you have a chance. I like those.
Speaker 2: I like those.
Speaker 1: Welcome congratulations on being the one thousandth second dater.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 4: Wow, I was.
Speaker 2: More fireworks, more congratulations would should I think.
Speaker 4: That after a thousand of these we would have a
Speaker 4: better percentage of like people saying yes.
Speaker 2: No, not at all. I feel like it's getting worse
Speaker 2: as the years go.
Speaker 1: By, caring less and less about this. Okay, I just
Speaker 1: keep getting it wrong. Well, yeah, because it's our one
Speaker 1: thousandth we promised to care extra hard for you today, Chris,
Speaker 1: So tell us about the woman that you want us
Speaker 1: to call. What's her name?
Speaker 3: Well, her name is Amanda. And I'm hoping that this
Speaker 3: results in a big one thousand for you guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm hoping she's more excited about being part of
Speaker 2: the one thousandths than you were.
Speaker 1: Y you want to try again. You're excitement.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right, it is.
Speaker 2: That's Chris.
Speaker 1: I feel good going into this. Tell us about how
Speaker 1: you met Amanda.
Speaker 3: Well, we met online and all the normal stuff. Good, like,
Speaker 3: she's really pretty. We chatted a lot. I was super
Speaker 3: excited to go out on a date with her and everything.
Speaker 3: But that's where we ran into the first little roadblock.
Speaker 3: Her schedule was really, really tight. I work as a nurse,
Speaker 3: and the only day she was a veil would have
Speaker 3: been right at the end of a thirty five hour shift.
Speaker 1: My god, why.
Speaker 2: Is that not illegal?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it should be a pay a lot more.
Speaker 2: Right, But we'll get into that on a separated Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: did you go on the date after your long shift?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: I needed Well, if it wasn't for this chance, there
Speaker 3: wasn't going to be another chance.
Speaker 1: And how did it go?
Speaker 3: I didn't fall asleep?
Speaker 1: All right, accomplished. Now, most people when they say I
Speaker 1: didn't fall asleep on a date, that wouldn't be a
Speaker 1: huge victory. But that's a big win. She was impressed too.
Speaker 2: I mean, I imagine you're so tired that you're not
Speaker 2: even nervous. When you're like, what'd you guys do? Go
Speaker 2: to drinks?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went for drinks. And the thing is I
Speaker 3: didn't tell her that it was going to be at
Speaker 3: the end of a thirty five hour shift.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: I didn't want her to worry about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was honestly thinking about it from her angle.
Speaker 4: If someone said I'm at the end of the day,
Speaker 4: I would be like, do.
Speaker 1: Not go out with me to sleep. There's no way
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. So I can see why you got
Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah, okay, So how did it go.
Speaker 3: It started out great, ordered a couple of martinis, talked
Speaker 3: about our lives, talked about our dogs we both have dogs,
Speaker 3: were vibeman on a bunch of stuff. I mean, everything
Speaker 3: was going awesome. And then she was like, Hey, I
Speaker 3: need to go to the restroom real quick. I waited
Speaker 3: a while and she just never came back, did you.
Speaker 1: This is why I never let women go to the restroom.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, we have to wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 1: What will you go after we're done? You, Jeff, that's okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she never came back.
Speaker 3: No, well, she sort of came back cause after a
Speaker 3: while and I asked the bartender. I'm like, hey, have
Speaker 3: you seen this girl I was with? And he's like, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I totally sorry. She left a twenty on the bar
Speaker 3: and left.
Speaker 1: Confirmation due did you text her?
Speaker 2: I'd be so. I mean, you probably were so tired
Speaker 2: that you couldn't even muster anger.
Speaker 4: But or maybe you were so tired, like the date
Speaker 4: actually went through and ended and you just don't realize
Speaker 4: I remember the end of this.
Speaker 1: She's like, we kissed and everything. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: what's the last thing that you do remember about the
Speaker 1: end of the day. How did it end?
Speaker 3: Her leaving me just standing there and being like, hey,
Speaker 3: this really just happened at the end of a thirty
Speaker 3: five hour ship and then I went home and slept
Speaker 3: for twelve hours.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you like call her and reader
Speaker 2: the riot act? Like? Where were you? Emotionally?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just generally not that angry of a guy,
Speaker 3: because all I've been running through my head is like,
Speaker 3: maybe I came across as a little more out of
Speaker 3: it than I thought, maybe like something weird slipped out
Speaker 3: of my mouth, But I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: Like a piece of broccoli came out of her mouth
Speaker 1: like a word.
Speaker 4: That makes sense, bro, Because again, if you're on a
Speaker 4: date and someone's like yawning and they're exhaustedy, you make
Speaker 4: me feel like you're.
Speaker 2: Baring ditch though. Yeah, you have to do something bad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: why do you I want to call her again? Why
Speaker 2: would you want to see her?
Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to date in the first place, right,
Speaker 3: So all that stuff is still kind of there. And
Speaker 3: this is what she did. That is pretty harsh. But
Speaker 3: listen to your guys one thousands. I don't want this
Speaker 3: to be another like Ellen mc column.
Speaker 2: They we're used to being in the loser bracket.
Speaker 3: It's fine, don't worry. Even if she doesn't want to
Speaker 3: go out again, Like, nothing like this has ever happened
Speaker 3: to me before. I need to know why.
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, you're looking mainly for the reason even if
Speaker 1: it doesn't work out, But we do want to send
Speaker 1: you on another date, and we're going to like really
Speaker 1: press the fact that you're an amazing healthcare worker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's going to feel so guilty when she
Speaker 2: finds out that you would just finish a thirty five
Speaker 2: hour shift and she ditched you.
Speaker 1: Or do you still not want her to know that?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not that I don't want her to know,
Speaker 3: but I also don't want her to just say yes
Speaker 3: to another date out of pity.
Speaker 1: Well I do. I want a guilt trip her until
Speaker 1: she says yes. That's the Maybe that's just the jewishness
Speaker 1: in me, but it I swear it works at least.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember look, remember our record, we have nine and forty losses.
Speaker 1: We need one in whatever means you're desperate, right, pity
Speaker 1: date coming on our one thousand second date updates right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Second, out of all the human emotions, excitement, fear, joy,
Speaker 1: none are stronger and more powerful than pity. Why do
Speaker 1: you think I work with Brook?
Speaker 4: Okay, the only way.
Speaker 2: I'm the only dummy that would work with you.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of love and respect between us, but
Speaker 1: deep down at the new giddy center of this work
Speaker 1: relationship is a heaping, delicious nugget of pity, of pity
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: You've only worked here your whole life.
Speaker 1: It's very sad.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, look look at the bonds that are happening here,
Speaker 1: the joy that's coming out of this moment. Job, let's harness,
Speaker 1: let's harness the pity in the room and adding a
Speaker 1: little guilt to help our listener, Chris get a second
Speaker 1: date with Amanda.
Speaker 2: With you, we've got the king of pity ready to
Speaker 2: take it on for you, Chris.
Speaker 1: That's right, Chris, because if you're just tuning in, he
Speaker 1: met her after working a thirty five hour shift at
Speaker 1: the hospital where he's a nurse.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 2: I love how we complain that we're tired after like
Speaker 2: six hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this guy is a sick Chris. You're
Speaker 1: still awake, right, Yeah, let's get off of a long shift,
Speaker 1: did you?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: No, No, today is an off day.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the off day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, can you imagine what he's on? He
Speaker 2: saves it for his patience.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we're going to save all of your energy
Speaker 1: until we call you into the conversation.
Speaker 2: And I'll try my best to be nice because right
Speaker 2: now I'm not happy with her.
Speaker 3: Oh. I appreciate this because I just I need to
Speaker 3: know why.
Speaker 2: Let's get there, we'll find your why. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel very Let's go.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 5: Ad.
Speaker 1: Let's make the one thousandth second date phone call hopefully
Speaker 1: ended on a good note. Here we go, Hello. Right
Speaker 1: off the bat, the judgment I say anything. Hey, Amanda,
Speaker 1: is this Amanda. Hey. You may or may not know us,
Speaker 1: but we are a morning radio show. We're called Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we would love to
Speaker 1: talk to you a little bit about your personal life,
Speaker 1: just one specific thing.
Speaker 2: Not all of it.
Speaker 1: I would love to talk to you about your entire life,
Speaker 1: but if you want, we could just focus on the
Speaker 1: dating aspect, because we're in a segment called a Second
Speaker 1: Date Update, and we're trying to help out one of
Speaker 1: our listeners that you met up with the other night
Speaker 1: named Chris.
Speaker 5: Oh, and this is an interesting conversation.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, we'd like to gauge how you feel about
Speaker 1: Chris and the chances of you guys meeting up for
Speaker 1: a second date.
Speaker 5: Is that really well, I'm I'm assuming that you know
Speaker 5: you have a story that he emailed you or something.
Speaker 6: I don't know how it works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, I was just trying to read your
Speaker 1: vibe first before I told you what we know, right,
Speaker 1: because here's the information that we have. We know that
Speaker 1: you two met online, that you both have very busy schedules,
Speaker 1: and this was the only night that you guys could
Speaker 1: get together, and so you went to a bar at
Speaker 1: drinks and talked about a lot of stuff like your
Speaker 1: your lives and your dogs, and he really.
Speaker 2: Felt like you guys were like having a good time,
Speaker 2: like really connecting in conversation.
Speaker 5: Did you feel that I did?
Speaker 6: I agree? It was okay, it was nice.
Speaker 1: The thing is, he didn't tell us the exact amount
Speaker 1: of time that the two of you were there, but
Speaker 1: from the sound of it, it was around fifteen to
Speaker 1: twenty minutes maybe, and then you excused yourself to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and never came back to the table.
Speaker 1: Well before you tell us your excuse about why you
Speaker 1: did it and why.
Speaker 2: You don't sound guilty right now, I'd also.
Speaker 1: Like to I think you do need to know something
Speaker 1: about Chris, that he is a dedicated healthcare worker who
Speaker 1: had just come off a thirty five hour shift to
Speaker 1: meet up with you. And I know that you didn't
Speaker 1: know that he didn't want to tell you. He didn't
Speaker 1: tell you, But I do think it's pretty brutal to
Speaker 1: ditch somebody like that.
Speaker 2: We all think that. I bet you think that. How
Speaker 2: would you feel if someone left you in the middle
Speaker 2: of a date.
Speaker 7: How would you feel if somebody fell asleep on yours.
Speaker 1: He did. That happened. It wasn't that bad, but he
Speaker 1: fell asleep.
Speaker 7: Listen, I excused myself for the rush room. When I
Speaker 7: got back, maybe five minutes later, he was asleep.
Speaker 1: Okay, but it sound like he fell asleep, like while
Speaker 1: talking to you. He fell asleep while you weren't there. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was gone for less than five minutes, and I
Speaker 5: didn't know that he was up for thirty five hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he should have told you that saving lives for
Speaker 2: thirty five hours. So you you went, Why didn't you
Speaker 2: wake him up? I would have just woken the person up.
Speaker 7: Oh, I tried.
Speaker 6: I tapped him on the shoulder.
Speaker 7: I was like, Chris, Chris.
Speaker 1: Were you worried that he was dead?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: I saw him breathing, but I figured he'd been drinking
Speaker 5: all day. I didn't know if he was a drum.
Speaker 6: I could see that, so I did the decent thing.
Speaker 3: I paid the tab.
Speaker 2: Yeah right. He said that he asked the bartender and
Speaker 2: that you left a twenty dollars bill for them, But
Speaker 2: the bartender didn't tell him he was asleep. Did the
Speaker 2: bartender dot?
Speaker 1: See?
Speaker 5: Maybe not?
Speaker 7: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: We weren't very close to him.
Speaker 7: So I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't notice.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well.
Speaker 1: You're actually closer to him than you realize. Your one
Speaker 1: phone line away from each other. And when I push
Speaker 1: this button, you're going to be on the same line.
Speaker 1: So here we go. I'm pushing it right now for
Speaker 1: a thousand times. Chris, you're there?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, okay, thank god. I thought you fell asleep for
Speaker 1: a second.
Speaker 2: Chris, this all makes sense. I thought you feel so relieved.
Speaker 1: Who Chris, did you? Are you there? You fall asleep?
Speaker 3: Now? No? No, I'm here. Hey, okay, Hey, Amanda, Hi, right.
Speaker 1: I think we just had that moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, that that didn't actually happen, right?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: Yes? It did? And I don't I it did.
Speaker 5: Like I promise you. I sat with you for fifteen
Speaker 5: minutes while you had your head on the table and
Speaker 5: your hands and your lap and you were all storing.
Speaker 2: You stayed with him while he slept.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I thought he would wake up.
Speaker 6: I was enjoying our time.
Speaker 1: Oh Chris, how does that make you feel?
Speaker 3: I find that pretty hard to believe.
Speaker 2: Whatell you just gonna have a thirty five hour shift?
Speaker 2: How is that hard to believe?
Speaker 3: Because it wasn't my first ever thirty five hour shift.
Speaker 3: I don't just pass out in bars like that.
Speaker 2: Well, you go to the bars often after a thirty
Speaker 2: five hour shift.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of healthcare workers actually do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but you have like a couple of
Speaker 2: SIPs of a martini. Those are gonna put you out
Speaker 2: in a second.
Speaker 3: I'd remembered if I passed out, because I mean I
Speaker 3: didn't lose any time I was there. She left, I waited,
Speaker 3: and then I like got right up and went and
Speaker 3: talked to the bar tender. There was no like loss
Speaker 3: of time.
Speaker 1: She don't remember waking up.
Speaker 2: But listen, how could she lie? She told us that
Speaker 2: story before she even knew that you were on that
Speaker 2: long shift.
Speaker 1: And why would she make that up?
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe she's trying to cover her up because
Speaker 3: she's on the radio now that she's trying to look
Speaker 3: better for me.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm not lying, And I don't know how to
Speaker 7: brew it to you.
Speaker 1: Maybe some security camera footage from inside the restaurant.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's ridiculous. I mean, she didn't even know
Speaker 2: that you did the thirty five hour shift, because she
Speaker 2: told us that before Jeff.
Speaker 1: Told her, No, I actually, I think I told her first.
Speaker 3: And then I asked for her.
Speaker 5: I just don't know what else to say, Like it happened,
Speaker 5: and I'm sorry that it did, and that sucks. And
Speaker 5: I would have been more understanding and I probably would
Speaker 5: have responded to the text messages that you sent me
Speaker 5: if I had known the circumstances.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I think overall, like before all the sleeping confusion,
Speaker 1: he liked Amanda, Amanda liked Chris. Let's just go back
Speaker 1: to that moment and offer to send you guys out again.
Speaker 1: I need to ask, Amanda, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Chris one more time? Give it another shot,
Speaker 1: for him to be awake the entire dinner and we
Speaker 1: would pay for it.
Speaker 5: Well, I should be totally transparent with him on the line,
Speaker 5: I am seeing other people because I'm I'm dating.
Speaker 6: I'm not exclusive with anybody. So if that's something that
Speaker 6: he's okay with going on a casual date, I would
Speaker 6: I would like to try again. I really liked our
Speaker 6: time together, Chris.
Speaker 1: She's honest, right, what do you think about being one
Speaker 1: of many?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't believe her, And now she's saying
Speaker 3: she might go out with me amongst a bunch of
Speaker 3: other guys, which is also I guess she didn't have
Speaker 3: any room in her schedule to go out except that
Speaker 3: one night.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe you shouldn't believe that she will go out
Speaker 1: with other guys too. Don't believe her on that.
Speaker 2: You're not going to say no, are you, Chris?
Speaker 3: No, not to the date.
Speaker 1: I don't leave mark it up on the board. Ny
Speaker 1: one knows for broken Jeffrey in the morning. Well, christ
Speaker 1: make sure you get some rest. Okay, we'll see you
Speaker 1: in a week. He's asleep.
Speaker 3: I'll try yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Has anybody here fallen asleep during a date in the
Speaker 1: middle of it?
Speaker 5: Oh? No.
Speaker 4: One time I fell asleep while the girl was on
Speaker 4: the way to my place. I I woke three hours
Speaker 4: later to her a bunch of calls and angry cakes.
Speaker 1: You never sorry, No, I never saw her again. I
Speaker 1: was wasted.
Speaker 2: I fell asleep once, so I'm not going to tell
Speaker 2: you why where Wait a minute, Wait, hold on, you're
Speaker 2: really tired and the guy was really boring?
Speaker 1: Wow, her and her husband's the guy.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: One time I faked being asleep in the middle of
Speaker 1: a date in order to get out of it, which
Speaker 1: does make me sound like a horrible person. I know,
Speaker 1: but in my defense, she was the daughter of a oil.
Speaker 1: You don't make me explain what a moil sounds like
Speaker 1: a bad medical problem. No, it's a Jewish term. My
Speaker 1: mom knew all the oils. You're Jewish. No, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's like a rabbit. I never should have told this
Speaker 1: story in the first way.
Speaker 5: Is mean?
Speaker 2: Is it a mean thing?
Speaker 1: We're not going like I got a We didn't do
Speaker 1: a very good job getting a second date update there
Speaker 1: for Chris on our thousand second date call.
Speaker 2: No, we learned something about each other in the last minute,
Speaker 2: so that was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of things happen, and we want to
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