1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back o arms. 2 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 2: Speak text to seventy eighty five Nine's who says? Birthday 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 2: notifications on my Facebook usually remind me of people I 4 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 2: completely forgot existed, so I like to celebrate the occasion 5 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 2: by unfriending them immediately. 6 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: Oh, I do. 7 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 2: Not engagement sometimes like I'm engaging, like, oh there's such 8 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,639 Speaker 2: a cute copy. I have no chance anymore. I mean, 9 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,279 Speaker 2: I would say delete your entire Facebook if that's how 10 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 2: you feel. But then where you're gonna hear your elderly 11 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 2: family members rant about all the problems with modern society, yeah, or. 12 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 3: See your little cousin six. 13 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 2: Exactly, So at least you can still hear people ranting 14 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 2: about their lives and their secrets right here anonymously on 15 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 2: the mass speaker. And we have a woman who's chosen 16 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 2: to use Cora as. 17 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: Her fake identity today. 18 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 2: So Cora, welcome to the show. 19 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: Hello, how are you? Yea? 20 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 3: On Facebook too? 21 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 2: They're never going to know, but the voice changer is on. 22 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear 23 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 2: your confession. 24 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:18,680 Speaker 1: All right, perfect, So here's my confession. I absolutely love animals. 25 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 2: Over hard take. 26 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 3: Break it to you. 27 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: I was like, maybe somewhere than others, but there is 28 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: more to the story. Again. A couple of years back, 29 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: I got a job at a pet storm. It was 30 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: and I really enjoyed it for the most part. But 31 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 1: there was one thing that was really hard. Okay, the 32 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: better fish in the store. And I know some people 33 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: say data, but I think the pronunciation is better. You 34 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: can use both, like the little colorful, tiny fish, but 35 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: aren't also. 36 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 2: The ones that are aggressive? 37 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: Yeh have to be alone. You have to have to 38 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: separate them. 39 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 3: They're literally the fish that everyone buys for their elementary 40 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 3: school kid. 41 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, we do know them. 42 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: What about them, Well, at this particular store, I would 43 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: say they cheat them really, just very very poorly. Oh 44 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: you know the policy, at least in my store. I've 45 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: heard other stores too. They're left in these tiny little 46 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: plastic cups. 47 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen that. I mean they're almost it's like 48 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 3: one step up from getting a goldfish at the fair 49 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 3: in a baggy. 50 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. 51 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 2: Are you saying that they get put in those cups 52 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 2: and then they never come out. 53 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, they never come out. I would just stand at 54 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: the cast register which faces you know these cup a fish, 55 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,360 Speaker 1: and it completely broke my heart. 56 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 3: I've seen them at the end where they're like it's 57 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 3: almost like an n rack on a sales like it looks. 58 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 2: So, yeah, that's definitely hard to look at every single day. 59 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: I'n sure. It was really hard. And as you can imagine, 60 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,359 Speaker 1: sometimes the pet store is busy, other times it's quite boring. 61 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: Oh so I started naming them all. I thought it 62 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,079 Speaker 1: was cute, and I told the manager, I can replace 63 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: the water in the cups if you need to, and 64 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 1: he was just like, it's not worth the effort. So 65 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,639 Speaker 1: I think I'm the only one that cares about these. 66 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 1: So after a month of seeing this happen, I thought 67 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: somebody has to do something. Okay, Okay, So I started 68 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: saving up my money and using my own money to 69 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: buy them, and I would take them my apartment and 70 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: give them a proper home. 71 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 3: Dude, you're such a kind of person. I would have been, like, 72 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 3: I worked for the store. I'm going to take those yeah, 73 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 3: and then I'm just going to tell my manager that 74 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 3: they died. 75 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 1: How did you have separated? 76 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 2: You put them in cups? 77 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: Honestly, that was really smart. I should have done that, 78 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: but I want to but yeah, like you were saying, 79 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: you can't put two together because they'll kill each other. 80 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: They fight each other off. So what did you do? So? 81 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: I basically had to start buying little fish tanks for 82 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: every betefish that I rescued, the environments and stuff. 83 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 2: Well, how many are we talking here? Oh that's a 84 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 2: good question. I mean how many fish tanks can you 85 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 2: have in one apartment room? 86 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: I literally had about thirty tanks all over my room 87 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: with one fish in each of them. Oh my, what 88 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:32,599 Speaker 1: it was like the world's saddus most like low budget aquarium. 89 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 3: Teaching to do tricks and charge people entry, just like you. 90 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 3: But why is this a secret that sounds like a 91 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,600 Speaker 3: lovely thing to do? 92 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: Rescue them? Yeah? 93 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 3: And you love your beta, right? 94 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: I do? But I guess not everyone does. Because one 95 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 1: night I had a date and they came back to 96 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 1: my place and I totally forgot I have a wall 97 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: of fish, and it completely streaked this guy out, and 98 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:03,039 Speaker 1: I realized that I have to stop rescuing every fish. 99 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, because you have an aquarium in your house. 100 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: Big. 101 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 3: Instead of crazy cat lady, she's crazy fish ladies. 102 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true. I definitely had to quit my 103 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: job at the pet store because if I didn't quit 104 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: would have been saving all the things. Yeah, wow, and 105 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: the turtles. 106 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 3: You'll find the person who loves animals just as much 107 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 3: as you do. 108 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 1: You find a zoo keeper a date. I hope that'd 109 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 1: be great. 110 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna steal animals from the zoo. 111 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. 112 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 2: So what way did you come on to the mass speaker? 113 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,599 Speaker 2: Do you regret your decisions? 114 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: Like? 115 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,720 Speaker 2: Why do you feel so guilty about it? 116 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: Do I forget what I didn't know? I don't, but 117 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: I do it again. Yes, I would, but it's one 118 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,919 Speaker 1: of the reasons why I can't go into pet stores anymore. 119 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 1: Save all of them. 120 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,280 Speaker 3: And you can't leave for vacation on the weekend because 121 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:52,839 Speaker 3: somebody's got to feed all those damn fish. 122 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, exactly. 123 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 3: Also, don't get any cats. 124 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 1: Oh, that would be an awful situation. Yeah. 125 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 2: I think Beetafish like to fight and scratch each other. 126 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 2: Two cats in the same room, Oh my god, I 127 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 2: met the cats. Oh, I met the cats. We eat 128 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 2: each other, cats get along. We've been some violent, violent cats. 129 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 3: Where I dress how cats work? 130 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you're doing God's work for us. Save all 131 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 2: those betefish, keep them separated, and text in seventy five 132 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,119 Speaker 2: nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding 133 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,239 Speaker 2: on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice, 134 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 2: and make you our next mass speaker. 135 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 1: Your phone's apps coming up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.