Speaker 1: Nothing's going into your board.
Speaker 2: God damn it, I'm gonna do it again.
Speaker 1: No, No, we don't need to. We don't need to. We
Speaker 1: don't know yet. Great, this is serial. I had caught
Speaker 1: your error.
Speaker 2: Listen, man, it's been a it's been a minute since
Speaker 2: we recorded, even though we were on last weekend.
Speaker 1: Really, that's crazy. I thought we were here for every.
Speaker 2: Episode, so people know that we're recording ahead.
Speaker 1: When I say that it's Andy, don't well the show,
Speaker 1: let me put on, let me put on this hat,
Speaker 1: they won't know.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: And then when you say it's they know the listen
Speaker 1: is a smooth The show was on you don't get
Speaker 1: to tell and the dumb the show was on vacation.
Speaker 2: Obviously, we had to record a couple of weeks in advance,
Speaker 2: otherwise we'd have been on a break. And we don't
Speaker 2: take breaks. Andrew, we're here every Monday.
Speaker 1: I remember once in five years that we took a break.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was literally one episode, but.
Speaker 2: Then we placed, didn't we play like the first episode only.
Speaker 1: Something something weird. I don't know it was, but once
Speaker 1: I don't know. Our entire time, we've only ever taken
Speaker 1: like one off.
Speaker 2: I think there's always been something on a Monday, always
Speaker 2: for some years.
Speaker 1: I promise you it was one time.
Speaker 2: Okay, in sync or the promise.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sorry, but so same.
Speaker 2: Promise, you promise you. That's when in Rome. Oh cool,
Speaker 2: the promise. I wonder if they're on tour. No, certainly not. Hey,
Speaker 2: welcome to serial Killers. We got some exciting cereal today,
Speaker 2: at least one exciting one.
Speaker 1: All right, exciting cereals.
Speaker 2: So I got a direct message from our good friends at.
Speaker 1: General run or something. Why breath because this is exciting
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: I got a direct message from our friend at General
Speaker 2: Mills like two weeks ago, like hey, can we send
Speaker 2: you something top secret? And I said, yes you can,
Speaker 2: and they said okay, but it's embargoed until it is
Speaker 2: It's embargoed until July eighth, which is when we are
Speaker 2: recording this podcast. So I'm letting you know, behind the
Speaker 2: velvet rope curtains everything, we're recording this podcast on Tuesday,
Speaker 2: July eighth. So that's why I just I wish we
Speaker 2: should have done like an emergency episode and played it
Speaker 2: on July eighth. Yeah, we should, but let's not. So
Speaker 2: here's the cereal that they said to listening on July. Well,
Speaker 2: the problem is the problem is you can't get the
Speaker 2: cereal as of today anymore. It's a limit. It was
Speaker 2: a limited thing at Walmart dot com. You can only
Speaker 2: get it, probably only on July eighth. Because I'm sure
Speaker 2: it's good. You could check, but I'm sure it's only
Speaker 2: on eBay at this point. Okay, So it's Cinnamento's crunched
Speaker 2: bacon flavor. Andrew, what do you mean? Ew?
Speaker 1: And I thing ew. I'm I'm going in cautiously optimistic.
Speaker 2: They had the infuego one and then they had the.
Speaker 1: Remember spicy it was?
Speaker 2: Did we try it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: We did. There was another one that we didn't get. Oh,
Speaker 2: the pizza one. Remember the pizza one and we tried
Speaker 2: to get. I was in the lottery and I never
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 1: But now you have your in.
Speaker 2: It was the Totino's one.
Speaker 1: I love Totino's pizza rolls though, because.
Speaker 2: You know General Mills has a hand in Totino's. That's
Speaker 2: why they them up. So this is Hormel. I don't
Speaker 2: know this is it says inspired by Hormel black label bacon.
Speaker 1: Which means they own it.
Speaker 2: That doesn't necessarily mean that they may just have a partnership,
Speaker 2: because I don't believe that Hormel black label bacon is
Speaker 2: you know, box tops, whereas all most General Mill's products
Speaker 2: are you know, box tops at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kids, everything, one day, you'll learn one days.
Speaker 2: So we got it's it smells like a snack. It
Speaker 2: smells like a snack more than it does cereal. I'm
Speaker 2: not to that what like it smells like bacon. Its
Speaker 2: if I was.
Speaker 1: You know, if I was like a bag of dog treats, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna say. If I was a good host, I
Speaker 2: would have got it's bacon. It's bacon, you know, the
Speaker 2: for the bag and bacon strips. Does Luna ethos no,
Speaker 2: no to not not classy enough for her?
Speaker 1: No, not with those precious paws. Well then now she
Speaker 1: has basically balloons.
Speaker 2: She wears balloons.
Speaker 1: Do you know? Why don't because when she runs around
Speaker 1: she can't help herself around the water.
Speaker 2: I donuts she does.
Speaker 1: And it's sad because you really want to like support her,
Speaker 1: but she's just so crazy around.
Speaker 2: The pool, I know. And they tear up their pads blood,
Speaker 2: they're like like blood, like this blood everywhere the Angel
Speaker 2: Muffin murder scene.
Speaker 1: But now she has balloons that we keep. Actually they're
Speaker 1: called paws booties.
Speaker 2: Listen. I can understand if that's a problem with the blood.
Speaker 2: But the people that walk the dogs around New York
Speaker 2: City with the little booties and the raincoat, I want
Speaker 2: to punch them in the face.
Speaker 1: Well, when it's the summer, I understand, because the pavement
Speaker 1: is that hot.
Speaker 2: No, no, this is not for heat. This is just
Speaker 2: to not get.
Speaker 1: Goo on their feet, like rain goo aka also known
Speaker 1: as water.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, Andrew, here we go.
Speaker 1: I actively don't want to act have this though.
Speaker 2: We're using two percent milk today.
Speaker 1: But what if I don't have it?
Speaker 2: You have to?
Speaker 1: Is that an option?
Speaker 2: You ate twenty two year old cereal? Andrew? You'll just
Speaker 2: eat it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, I have to bring that up.
Speaker 2: Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: No, you're you're right?
Speaker 2: So again. This cereal was only available at Walmart dot
Speaker 2: Com as a limited release. I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: there anymore. You can try, but probably not. They look
Speaker 2: exactly like cinnamon toast crunch because they are cinnamon toast
Speaker 2: crunch and they are just blasted with bacon flavor. Give
Speaker 2: me a sec what I want to move to garbage. Listen, man,
Speaker 2: don't be so dramatic.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be bad. I know it, you know it.
Speaker 1: I'm just preparing myself.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: I'm honestly, I almost choked on a vitamin today, so
Speaker 1: my gag reflex is already not great.
Speaker 2: Okay. So I taste the cinnamon toast crunch and I
Speaker 2: taste the bacon kind of separately, which is weird because
Speaker 2: I don't know how that works. But eh, it's smoky. Eh,
Speaker 2: it's bacony.
Speaker 1: No, that is a dog treat in cinnamon. I am
Speaker 1: so sorry, General Mills. I thank you so much for
Speaker 1: sending this to us. We really appreciate it. It's not
Speaker 1: for me. I'm gonna give this a one one spoon.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 1: That is a dog treat. I can't get.
Speaker 2: I can't. So if you're a big bacon fanny, like bacon,
Speaker 2: it's not bread like bacon. Oh it does it doesn't
Speaker 2: you You said right away that it smelled like bacon.
Speaker 1: It smelled like bacon dog treats. There's a very big distinction.
Speaker 1: Fresh cook bacon on the grill, delicious. Give me that.
Speaker 1: This it's got like that peppery bacony scent that everyone
Speaker 1: was going for in the mid two thousands or early
Speaker 1: twenty tens. You remember when everyone was crazy about bacon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, here's the thing. This is a savory cereal. Okay,
Speaker 2: and generally you're not looking for a savory breakfast cereal. No,
Speaker 2: I said so meat and cereal. I don't think we've
Speaker 2: I actually kind of we had the other meat cereal.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it two balls just for what it is,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Again. General, it's a novelty, for sure, a novelty at all.
Speaker 2: The rage because it's a limited release, so people are
Speaker 2: going to be clamoring for it.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. What if you told me that I
Speaker 1: had fresh bacon and then maybe crush this around it?
Speaker 1: Uh huh, Okay, I'll be into it. I'll try it.
Speaker 1: It says try it, but don't fry it. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: there goes that idea. So just stop listening to what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I always do. I don't even know what you said.
Speaker 1: I was saying, this would taste good with actual bacon,
Speaker 1: So so fry up some bacon and throw it in
Speaker 1: the pan something like that, because I want to actually
Speaker 1: enjoy real bacon now because that's not it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so great, Yeah, so that's done. Okay bye, I
Speaker 2: don't no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I moved it.
Speaker 2: It's cute. I like it.
Speaker 1: I moved it. I like to be.
Speaker 2: Oh it's artificially flavored bacon. It's not even real bacon.
Speaker 1: Oh are you shocked by that?
Speaker 2: No? Yeah, there was real bacon bits. Oh really I did?
Speaker 2: That would make it great bacon bits.
Speaker 1: What's he doing in there?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but guess what Andrew what?
Speaker 1: Serial killers in turn national alway? Is it? From my mind?
Speaker 2: It is, you know, because you always get me that
Speaker 2: anytime we bring cereal, and you never do it. This
Speaker 2: was carefully curated. Thank you. You're welcome by my mom
Speaker 2: and dad.
Speaker 1: From where from they went to the central France?
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you said Portugal.
Speaker 1: No, Gandhi went to Portugal.
Speaker 2: So oh that's a French cow. We horse we we
Speaker 2: is a horse in here?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's horse, chocolate meat, cereal, porsy, chocolate bites, pulaine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: chocolate crusties. It's lebon go did chacola basically just chocolate
Speaker 1: granola cereal.
Speaker 2: That's good? Do me fair? Throw these out because I
Speaker 2: don't want the bacon spoon.
Speaker 1: I totally agree with you. So yeah, this is what
Speaker 1: my parents bought me. They went to the south of France.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my battery is about the time on
Speaker 1: my laptop. It'll last. We're fine, okay. So yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the cereal chocolate granola.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: They also have Poulaine chocolate bars and chocolate powder.
Speaker 2: Guess what?
Speaker 1: And it spread?
Speaker 2: Guess what? There is negative thirty. That means it's thirty
Speaker 2: percent less sugar in here.
Speaker 1: Okay, d o lingo then you're no street.
Speaker 2: Trio lingo Espanol tambien see what what?
Speaker 1: No? No? Lo say no k loo say lo?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: How do I say no?
Speaker 2: No no? Or yon say? It means I don't know?
Speaker 2: Yo no say yeah?
Speaker 1: That would speak Spanish.
Speaker 2: That was a great song in the eighties day or
Speaker 2: night yon no say. I don't remember who sang it,
Speaker 2: but it was a good song. It was a but
Speaker 2: it used to play it on the radio. No cool,
Speaker 2: look up? Who's sag yo s.
Speaker 1: I don't have my phone?
Speaker 2: What wait?
Speaker 1: I just don't want to look up?
Speaker 2: Yo no say? I think it was Pajama party.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, of course, how could I forget that.
Speaker 1: Uh huh play.
Speaker 2: Yo no say by Pajama Party.
Speaker 1: Here's your no.
Speaker 2: Say on heart? For real? Is it gonna work? Sorry,
Speaker 2: you'll need to continue? And I heard you're stupid? All right,
Speaker 2: well we'll try this cereal wall. I try to find that. Great.
Speaker 2: Where would I find it? Like YouTube or something? I
Speaker 2: don't know how to do on YouTube? What? All right?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: Anyway, this looks like this looks like a mashup of chocolate,
Speaker 2: granola and cocoa crispy.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank god, I didn't say what I was thinking. Okay, okay, hmm.
Speaker 2: Chocolate in different countries just tastes different and not as sweet.
Speaker 2: I would call this cocoa rather than chocolate.
Speaker 1: Right, that's actually not bad. I don't mind this.
Speaker 2: Can you talk while I try to find this? I
Speaker 2: can't do two things at once. Mmmmm what m come on? Dude? Speak? God,
Speaker 2: you're such a dick Andrew. Nobody wants to hear that.
Speaker 2: There it is. I knew it was Pajama Party. Okay, yeah, Oh,
Speaker 2: what does the matter with you?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: You didn't even describe it or nothing.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, let me, let me go into rich detail
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, it's delicious. The chocolate's really good. I
Speaker 1: would actually love to eat a chocolate bar of this.
Speaker 2: They have them.
Speaker 1: It's really good. And the granola just gets flaky enough
Speaker 1: mixing with the chocolate. I give this. Yeah, three bowls
Speaker 1: in a spoon. That's delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so chocolate urry that's not quite as sweet you
Speaker 2: would expect. Yeah, it does make chocolate milk, but it's
Speaker 2: not sweet chocolate milk. I'm going to give it three balls.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. You'll never see it anywhere unless you
Speaker 2: go to France.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you go to France where you could do
Speaker 1: a petit quiz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have this on. This is gonna be
Speaker 2: I'll go to break music.
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be great. Now we're gonna be
Speaker 1: copyright Oh anyway, do you want to do this pet quiz.
Speaker 2: Bro using a pajama party? Those girls are dead?
Speaker 1: No, because let me tell you something. The random song
Speaker 1: we played once? What was the random song by like
Speaker 1: Limes and Lemons or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just kind of playing one thing here. Oh, come on,
Speaker 2: where's the words?
Speaker 1: Wow? This is so cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Darren at y' know, say you no say, whoa,
Speaker 2: Yeah eighties that was so cool. Okay, but I remembered it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, for sure. I'm glad you remembered it and
Speaker 1: took time to stop down and find that engaging song.
Speaker 2: We'll be back right after.
Speaker 1: This serial Killers time fillers.
Speaker 2: What we're back? Okay? Wow, I just bet my cuth. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm bleeding.
Speaker 1: How do you know you're bleed?
Speaker 2: Immediately I taste the iron. You're a child.
Speaker 1: You would fall and them be like, I'm bleeding.
Speaker 2: It hurts. Okay, I kept biting the same spot. Wow,
Speaker 2: why is there an apple there?
Speaker 1: Maybe they want you to because it's part of a
Speaker 1: complete breakfast. You can pour oom petite dey wearneke if
Speaker 1: Cristille le PAPIs.
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what's gonna be awesome? Yeah? So I
Speaker 2: think I told you a couple of weeks ago that
Speaker 2: I started the iHeart a Media Cereal sampling station. Yes, so,
Speaker 2: I brought those cereal dispensers up front. There's four of them,
Speaker 2: and I fill them almost daily because people are just
Speaker 2: they're going, it's amazing. So I'm gonna put the cinnamon
Speaker 2: Toad's crunch bacon in there. They're gonna think it cinnamon
Speaker 2: Toad's crunch and go everything, and they're gonna vomit, so destinedly.
Speaker 1: Your master planet work.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna set up a hidden camera camera and everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna get views.
Speaker 1: I would. You're gonna ruin it because no one's ever
Speaker 1: gonna go why, because they're gonna be like, what the
Speaker 1: hell they put dog treats in the cereal dispenser?
Speaker 2: No, they know it's all right. Look, I think Greg
Speaker 2: t was still here. They never know what they're getting
Speaker 2: over there.
Speaker 1: It's all secret, Okay, I mean honestly, the trust that
Speaker 1: they have right got to a random cereal dispenser like
Speaker 1: this is like a holiday inn. Yeah, I would never right,
Speaker 1: there's all kinds of weird to do it, right, there's
Speaker 1: like that the Arctic cap'n crunching there right now with
Speaker 1: blue and white pieces going.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's half gone already. Wow, it's crazy. And plus
Speaker 2: it expired. Don't tell anyone.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they know now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody listens to this crap. Cascadian Farm organic, no
Speaker 2: sugar added. Send them an apple cereal, believe it or not.
Speaker 2: We never did this before. This is not this is
Speaker 2: not new. We never did it. I checked, it's not
Speaker 2: on our thing. Okay, Newman, make sure this is on
Speaker 2: our thing.
Speaker 1: There was another one when I was with my mom
Speaker 1: in Shopright that we didn't and I checked what we
Speaker 1: never did shop Right frosted flakes, and.
Speaker 2: You didn't buy it because so you saw it in
Speaker 2: the aisle, you checked it on the website, and you
Speaker 2: walked away from it. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Because in my head I thought I would bring it in,
Speaker 1: and I knew if I brought it in, you'd be like,
Speaker 1: we did it, silly, we did it, and then you'd
Speaker 1: google it and be like, I still think Newman's wrong.
Speaker 2: That's the one with like the wolf on the front
Speaker 2: of it, or it's a polar bear. Polar Bear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know your cereals.
Speaker 2: Well you know what, you didn't buy it, so I'll
Speaker 2: buy it next time. Well, you know, now that my
Speaker 2: daughter is an employee, I have an inside track, an
Speaker 2: inside track. M Now I get secret Squirrel Cooper.
Speaker 1: She's gonna get fired in the next week, next episode.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be like, why would you say that?
Speaker 1: Because I could just Cooper in the quest to get
Speaker 1: you new cereals is gonna like go into the back
Speaker 1: as a new palette is delivered and be like, I
Speaker 1: have to take this from my dad.
Speaker 2: No, she's a wonderful worker. She really is very conscientious, conscient,
Speaker 2: she encious. So this is apple cinnamon m Cascadian Farm,
Speaker 2: no sugar added mm, which means sweetened with apple stuff.
Speaker 2: It's got a nice apple cinnamon smell, but it's just
Speaker 2: not it needs to be sweetened. Yeah, it needs sugar added.
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh. You aftertaste kind of tastes like a donut though.
Speaker 2: You know what I would want to put on this
Speaker 2: cinnamon sugar, yes, right, yes, absolutely, that would make it delicious.
Speaker 1: The aftertaste tastes like an apple cider donut, like that
Speaker 1: you get in the fall. And I enjoy that, Like
Speaker 1: I don't like the taste at first, but then the
Speaker 1: aftertaste I really do enjoy. And how often do you
Speaker 1: enjoy the aftertastes Very rarely. So for that alone, I'm
Speaker 1: going to give it three balls.
Speaker 2: Okay. You know I like it because I want to
Speaker 2: think apple pie, you know, and I just eat the
Speaker 2: insides of the apple pie. Hell, and that's what I
Speaker 2: was hoping that taste success. That's right. I will also
Speaker 2: give it three balls. I'm not just copying.
Speaker 1: I just think there is no reason he needs to
Speaker 1: be moving that much for a copy for a.
Speaker 2: Dentist's Italian very handsy, you know, Yes, so yeah I
Speaker 2: do that. Also, yeah, I'll move all around doing things commercially.
Speaker 1: Don't even need to be doing commercials. You just move
Speaker 1: around a lot. I know.
Speaker 2: But it makes it, it makes it makes you enunciate
Speaker 2: by non sing around for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Hey,
Speaker 2: by the way, you like the shirt.
Speaker 1: I knew. I knew from the moment you saw me
Speaker 1: today and said, hey, are we recording? Like you asked,
Speaker 1: are you able to? Like, are we recording today? And
Speaker 1: I said yes, you told me yesterday and you said,
Speaker 1: oh no, I never said that. The fact that you
Speaker 1: came in this tells me that you knew, and then
Speaker 1: you tried to play it cool, like, oh, no, I
Speaker 1: guess I can. Yeah, no, I can record today.
Speaker 2: Honestly didn't know. I'm me kidding.
Speaker 1: So you're just wearing the eyewa shirt. I swear, Okay,
Speaker 1: I swear. I'm not going to ask you to swear
Speaker 1: on anything important. I swear in the Bacon CINEMATAI there
Speaker 1: it is, so he knew, folks, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I really didn't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you so much for listening. We love
Speaker 1: you so much for listening.
Speaker 2: We got a bull chat coming soon because I got
Speaker 2: lots of things to talk about. Same, so many same.
Speaker 2: Although by the way, by the time this airs, we
Speaker 2: probably already did one hell yeah, but we'll do another one. Great.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Follow us on
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Speaker 2: dot com. You can see all the over Are we
Speaker 2: at twelve hundred at this point, I think we are
Speaker 2: over twelve hundred cereals that we've tried in the last
Speaker 2: almost six years, which is insane. What we need to
Speaker 2: do like crazy Ada used to be.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you show all the boxes? I do.
Speaker 2: There's about three hundred here at about six hundred in
Speaker 2: the closet.
Speaker 1: Did you see what the Guinness Book of World Records people.
Speaker 2: Said I did. But they want us to like knock
Speaker 2: them down. Yeah. No, I'm not rebuilding all these boxes.
Speaker 2: I've flattened them all and there's nothing in them, so
Speaker 2: they'll all fall. No, it needs to be no basically,
Speaker 2: what these things do when they've knocked over the boxes.
Speaker 2: They're donated boxes, they're full of cereal, and then they
Speaker 2: give them to a charity. This is impossible. They won't
Speaker 2: stand because they're not full.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could build like a pyramid.
Speaker 2: Maybe not until we see you on the next episode.
Speaker 2: Say clink, Andrew, clink, I mean crunch. You didn't even
Speaker 2: know you just said it. I could have said anything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they do what douche? Okay, you would just say whatever
Speaker 2: I said, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: Isn't that French?
Speaker 2: We're not even thinking that word. Douche is like to clean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, all right, Well, enjoy the rest of your day, folks.
Speaker 2: What if they're listening to this at eleven fifty nine pm.
Speaker 1: We'll enjoy your night, folks. I'll have to do another one. Well,
Speaker 1: enjoy your morning, folks.
Speaker 2: You see how we did that? Thanks?
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, no, no, I should do it like scary,
Speaker 1: doesn't there? No, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: No one knows. Enjoy No one knows what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Enjoy your night, folks, they're just listening.
Speaker 1: Enjoy your day, folks.
Speaker 2: Goodbye, Enjoy your breakfast. Bye.