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Speaker 1: All Overrated, Underrated and Search History. Bye Miles. Do you
Speaker 1: want to kick us off with something? Do you think
Speaker 1: it is underrated? Under fucking rated? Is?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: This is is gonna get me canceled. But I'm gonna,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna, I'm gonna land the plane here, okay. Body
Speaker 3: cam videos of law enforcement. However, however, it's it's fish
Speaker 3: and wildlife warden body cam videos that I think are
Speaker 3: under okay because you know it's fuck the police all day.
Speaker 3: An ACAP does include fish and wildlife wardens because I
Speaker 3: also see videos where like they're harassing like people of
Speaker 3: color who are just like I don't know, bro, we fish,
Speaker 3: like this is what we do in like can I
Speaker 3: check your poll? Rather than I'm like, okay this now
Speaker 3: you're copping it up. But the videos that first were
Speaker 3: shoved in my face through the algorithm on YouTube were
Speaker 3: fish and wildlife like wardens busting like rich white people
Speaker 3: on their boats doing like I love this genre because
Speaker 3: a lot of the videos that I watch it's just
Speaker 3: busting rich white people like who are illegally lobster fishing
Speaker 3: or something like off the coast of like fucking nantuck,
Speaker 3: like you know some shit like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where they're just like blatantly off violating the walls.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. And they're like a couple of yachts together, yeah.
Speaker 2: Just like grabbing them and they're like, hold on, let's
Speaker 2: measure these like these aren't even you got to toss
Speaker 2: these back?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I like the baby ones because
Speaker 1: you can see the fear in their eyes. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they taste sweeter raw.
Speaker 2: Okay, freak, but yeah, they're they're like always illegally catching
Speaker 2: lobsters or oysters or like fishing with illegal bait or
Speaker 2: like fucking spear guns that they.
Speaker 1: Would be lobster in half and eating them like ursula
Speaker 1: eats those little souls exactly.
Speaker 2: And the videos are great because like these fish and
Speaker 2: wildlife like they're they're like, hey, we're gonna do a
Speaker 2: resource check really quick.
Speaker 1: Just check make sure you got enough.
Speaker 2: You're like they start off being like I want to
Speaker 2: see make sure you got enough like life jackets, you
Speaker 2: got your fire extinguisher, got this.
Speaker 1: But really they're doing like a fucking Colombo type thing.
Speaker 4: Like I'm sorry to get Natasha lea one more thing here,
Speaker 4: what's in the buckets over there?
Speaker 1: The other ones? Oh you didn't tell me you were
Speaker 1: fishing for lopsters? Wow?
Speaker 2: This is so and the way these people are all
Speaker 2: they every time their defense is like I do this
Speaker 2: all the time. I do this all the time.
Speaker 1: It's so bad. It's just never been harassed by a
Speaker 1: law enforcement agency.
Speaker 2: And it's so amazing because then this person like you know,
Speaker 2: these are these are technically felonies, like each one that
Speaker 2: you've got here, and they're like, no, no, well but.
Speaker 1: I do it all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously, Like what can we do here?
Speaker 1: Saying that, They're like like you need to stop saying.
Speaker 2: One guy was like, got a misdemeanor and then he's like,
Speaker 2: is this the lowest we can go? He's like, technically
Speaker 2: these are felonies. So yeah, I mean like these are crimes.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, this is the lowest version I can,
Speaker 2: you know, get ticket.
Speaker 1: But here, let me show you some video of me
Speaker 1: doing this before pends that I do this all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why do you think that helps?
Speaker 2: I don't know. But that's why I love because that's
Speaker 2: the that's just the essence of those videos is because
Speaker 2: the ones I've seen, they're busting these very privileged people
Speaker 2: who'd think that the law is not like applied to them.
Speaker 2: But these facial wildlife ardens, they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: They're like, I was watching you for two hours. It's
Speaker 1: what you don't like.
Speaker 2: Some of these people were like I was clocking you
Speaker 2: from the shore, okay, and then I decided to come
Speaker 2: out here, so you can't explain anything to me, and
Speaker 2: they're like.
Speaker 1: Bottom of undercover as a fucking lobster bro surprise.
Speaker 2: Was the lobster freeze.
Speaker 1: Somebody gets out of the bucket.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I found myself really being does sound wonderful
Speaker 2: by like busting like like fucking hedge fun dudes who
Speaker 2: are like spearfishing, like you know, like little tiny fish.
Speaker 2: They don't need to be just because they're having a
Speaker 2: good time drinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I wonder how how often they're like and
Speaker 1: let me just breathalyze you real quick.
Speaker 2: Those seems always smashed.
Speaker 1: But he's just smashed. Yea, my underrated throwing old ship out.
Speaker 1: I realized this weekend I got a new water bottle
Speaker 1: right here. Okay, boy for my birthday. Oh wow, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: no big deal. Yesterday my birthday yesterday, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And I babe, I'm sorry I did it again seven
Speaker 2: years in a row, now, Babe, it's.
Speaker 1: Not like you're in my neighborhood and could have stopped by.
Speaker 2: I know he was there for some and see I
Speaker 2: picked up a free bike. Okay, I'll give you the
Speaker 2: free bike. I picked up his for a six year ol.
Speaker 2: Then that's when looking at it underrated.
Speaker 3: Not having that free bike that you picked up six
Speaker 3: year old's rusty bike.
Speaker 1: So I got this and thank you. I got this
Speaker 1: new water bottle. And I realized that my default was
Speaker 1: to save the instructions to the water bottle, like little
Speaker 1: folder that comes with the water bottle, even though like
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever used the instructions for a
Speaker 1: water bottle, like once you read it, you kind of
Speaker 1: get get the gist. But like I realized, I have
Speaker 1: water bottle instructions that are just like left in my
Speaker 1: junk drawer, you know, I have like and then also
Speaker 1: this weekend, I realized, like I have, you know, like
Speaker 1: there's like the little plastic kitchen sink catcher thing that
Speaker 1: you put in the in the yeah, yeah, like catch
Speaker 1: it so it doesn't go down the drain. I realized
Speaker 1: that we've had the same one for four years. It
Speaker 1: has a hole, does not and I'm just like there
Speaker 1: are just certain things that for some reason in my brain,
Speaker 1: like I think I've talked about it with socks before
Speaker 1: that like holes in the heels of my socks. I
Speaker 1: just put them back and I'll put them on be
Speaker 1: like ah shit, these holes and the just put them
Speaker 1: right back in the drawer, like I can't throw it away.
Speaker 1: I think it started with the cotton balls and pills
Speaker 1: and pill bottles. When I was kick the cotton balls
Speaker 1: in there, you know, the cotton balls come and pill you.
Speaker 3: Don't like to Marocca, I know that's just for the ship,
Speaker 3: the package, that's just for the ship, for the moving
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what like I just I don't ever know.
Speaker 1: Just then they like break apart and like there the
Speaker 1: pill bottles empty, but that cotton ball's still in there.
Speaker 2: What you do so you don't feel like you're wasting
Speaker 2: it With every new bottle of Thailand or whatever you open,
Speaker 2: take the cotton bot and work incrementally on a picture
Speaker 2: of the Easter Buddy with each piece of.
Speaker 1: Ling.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't want to I don't want to
Speaker 1: encourage like throwing ship in the landfill. So maybe maybe
Speaker 1: I should have like uses for this, but like I
Speaker 1: don't know. There's just certain things that I will die with,
Speaker 1: like the the trash cans that came with our house,
Speaker 1: like we're falling apart and for some reason, yeah, like
Speaker 1: just from the city, like the wheel was falling off
Speaker 1: like that. And then once the wheel stopped working. The
Speaker 1: bottle like got dragged and like and there's just like
Speaker 1: dirty as ship and holes was wearing in the bottom
Speaker 1: and I just like realized I could like order one
Speaker 1: from the city. I was gonna say, I just got
Speaker 1: to replace them, but like it never occurred to me
Speaker 1: for like years, Like you're loyal, man, I am doomed.
Speaker 1: I'm loyal to like weird ship.
Speaker 3: Literally off my garbage can till the wheels fall offabe,
Speaker 3: I say to my garbage can, and I'm like, taking it.
Speaker 2: Your your first tattoo? Is this garbage can?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 1: Like love you? Anyways, I'm trying. I'm trying to be
Speaker 1: more cognizant, you know.
Speaker 2: I'm I keep paperwork for ship if there if it
Speaker 2: even pretends to be a warranty card, right, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna fucking but look stupid out here. When
Speaker 3: they go, well, where's your warranty car, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: You threw it away?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And even if it's mentions a warranty, I'm like
Speaker 2: keeping in her mask the all the times, like why
Speaker 2: the fuck do we still have this?
Speaker 1: And I'm just like file like within the first thirty days, right,
Speaker 1: and I like filed your water bottle and.
Speaker 3: She says that, and she's like, you've missed that window.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, but like maybe i'll have a
Speaker 3: case afterwards. Maybe they'll they'll make an exception for me.
Speaker 1: I kept it. Yeah, so many old receipts that like
Speaker 1: the I have. I have a receipt right here that
Speaker 1: doesn't have any writing on it on either side because
Speaker 1: it's yeah, yeah, it's just one of that that's just
Speaker 1: that's completely empty. Yeah, and that's and it's been on
Speaker 1: my desk for like six months. Good and I haven't
Speaker 1: thrown it out because I'm maybe maybe i'll maybe I'll
Speaker 1: be able to divine what.
Speaker 2: Ship going on here, folks. Keep it moving, find a
Speaker 2: new angle.
Speaker 1: Those ADHD memes where they're just like they just like
Speaker 1: read me, like directly into my soul. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: no way this far Mark. We do like to ask
Speaker 1: our guess, what's something from your s history that's revealing
Speaker 1: about who you are? Guys?
Speaker 6: And keeping with my mort brand on the dailies you guys,
Speaker 6: which I'm looking at both skateboarding and used cars I'm
Speaker 6: gonna go to I'm driving to Chino today to check
Speaker 6: out a two thousand and two and be meata and guys,
Speaker 6: this might be.
Speaker 1: The one two thousand and two.
Speaker 6: Yeah, man, I want a little I want a little
Speaker 6: convertible I can learn how to work on.
Speaker 5: I'm a I'm an.
Speaker 6: Adult man now and I want to really I want
Speaker 6: to emphasize a healthy masculinity in my life.
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna start wrenching.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dude, Yeah, just got a spot for to
Speaker 1: tinker in that tire out on that thing. Yeah.
Speaker 5: We got a little garage over here, and we're gonna, yeah,
Speaker 5: we're gonna get into.
Speaker 6: Me and a friend of mine, he's gonna bring his
Speaker 6: tools over. It's gonna be a bunch of hot shirtless
Speaker 6: dudes listening in the sunshine.
Speaker 2: The way you said that, it just sounds like dudes
Speaker 2: who are smoking meth who are.
Speaker 1: About to take a car park.
Speaker 2: Hey, my boys, might's come over some tools and get
Speaker 2: into the hood of this miat.
Speaker 1: It's like, you guys don't know what you're doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we got tool man, we'll figure it out. Ye
Speaker 1: gonna come over. We got vc R that we're just
Speaker 1: gonna take apart kind of.
Speaker 2: You got a few projects, you and your buddy been
Speaker 2: working on right. Yeah, we're still figuring out the cathode
Speaker 2: ray tube TV. Still figuring out how that works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yea, I'm.
Speaker 5: Gonna hang on this porta potty for a while.
Speaker 3: You guys cool, goetna watch a ton of porn and
Speaker 3: take this Miada apart with our hands.
Speaker 1: Wait, so, figure out what makes cathode ray TV so
Speaker 1: heavy and.
Speaker 2: What makes the cathode ray tube stink when you crack
Speaker 2: it open so bad?
Speaker 1: What? Wait? What? Why? The Miata is there?
Speaker 2: Like, is there a specific reason why you you got
Speaker 2: your eyes on the Miada.
Speaker 6: They're affordable, they're relatively reliable, they're easy to work on,
Speaker 6: and I want a little convertible while I live in California.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, hell yeah, Okay, I feel like it would
Speaker 1: be something you'll be looking like something that the beach
Speaker 1: boys would sing about by the end of that, you know,
Speaker 1: just a little Miata? Yeah, top down, that's my top down.
Speaker 7: Yeaha serve board in mid lady, because these are almost
Speaker 7: dug from all the skating.
Speaker 5: His skeleton hurts.
Speaker 1: What something? The things underrated?
Speaker 5: Underrated.
Speaker 6: I don't know if anyone's doing this, but my wife
Speaker 6: and I realized, ud we do this thing where we
Speaker 6: make up words. Not enough people are doing it. Last night,
Speaker 6: Cody our pitfull. He wouldn't stop loudly licking his foot,
Speaker 6: and Ashley, my wife, goes Cody stops slurping, and he
Speaker 6: immediately stopped doing it.
Speaker 1: And the word is too correct, not to that.
Speaker 5: Smarting is the perfect word for what he was doing.
Speaker 6: So I will no, man, next time i'm leaving leave
Speaker 6: a party, I'm gonna go, all right, well, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: I'm gonna jerp. Yeah, I'm gonna jerp, and then just
Speaker 6: leave and it'll be like, I guess it's a cool
Speaker 6: new word for leaving.
Speaker 5: Jerping. You want to, Yes, this party's cash, let's jerk.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, dude, what's that jerking off in the jeep outside?
Speaker 1: Oh? Could get you in trouble if if you're just
Speaker 1: assuming you know what other people mean, they're like, yeah, brother.
Speaker 5: They jack off as they leave.
Speaker 1: I'm going to jump on out of here. My god,
Speaker 1: he's jacking off. You don't look sorry. I do want
Speaker 1: to go back to the two thousand and because I do.
Speaker 1: I am just curious how you select because looking at
Speaker 1: the picture of the two thousand and to Miata, I'm
Speaker 1: realizing this is a car I see all all over
Speaker 1: the road.
Speaker 5: They made a ton of them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what happens? Is it they made a
Speaker 1: ton and or is it like what I'm curious what
Speaker 1: the the Darwinian survival of the fittest thing is that
Speaker 1: happens where a car just lasts?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, Japanese engineering primarily, so they're like super reliable.
Speaker 6: All the parts are affordable. So a lot of people
Speaker 6: the end is the first generation. Tons of people took
Speaker 6: those and like on across them, track them like put
Speaker 6: crazy stances, like all put insane spoilers on them. So
Speaker 6: they have that too, But they sold so many that
Speaker 6: there's still a lot better like functioning that makes sense.
Speaker 6: The body looks like I'm trying to think it looks
Speaker 6: like a Jetson's car a little bit. I feel like
Speaker 6: it's the closest that we've come to, like the flying
Speaker 6: Jetson's car. Yeah that it's like round and like kind
Speaker 6: of torpedo shaped a little bit. Yeah, Yeah, I like
Speaker 6: it because it's that You're right, it does. It looks
Speaker 6: like what they thought the future was going to be
Speaker 6: in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, a beautiful future, really what is something you
Speaker 1: think is overrated?
Speaker 8: Overrated like convertibles as cars, where I don't understand why
Speaker 8: that exists because you get sun burnt your hat if
Speaker 8: you're wearing a hat, which I will because you know,
Speaker 8: I don't have that nice, gorgeous just bush.
Speaker 1: On the top of my head like Jet's you know,
Speaker 1: your hair.
Speaker 2: But yeah, hey, look at the bush on that dude's head.
Speaker 1: I didn't get the hair transplant where I just took
Speaker 1: the bush just straight straight right to the top of
Speaker 1: my head a pubic two pay up the marking. I
Speaker 1: don't even buy two pays. I just buy murkings for
Speaker 1: cinematic use. That's right, tape it right. On convertibles as
Speaker 1: cars you specified are overrated as well, what's the other
Speaker 1: option here?
Speaker 8: I'm so sorry that maybe wellft so hard if I can.
Speaker 1: Continue with this segment. I do kind of puby hair too.
Speaker 2: So it is a little puby holloween curly.
Speaker 8: Top because it would be noticeable, you know, like it's
Speaker 8: not like, wait, is it the weather?
Speaker 2: Why his hair, especially especially when I was covering up,
Speaker 2: Like the hair is like thick.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 2: If you had a transplant to like you'd have your
Speaker 2: regular hair that didn't wasn't transplant it, and then just
Speaker 2: random ass pube part.
Speaker 1: Just a cube mound on the top of your head.
Speaker 2: They're like, are you're doing that gen z sort of
Speaker 2: like broccoli?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly, dudeeah yeah.
Speaker 1: It just keeps coming out in your hats. Trailing pubes behind,
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, can I borrow your bike helmet?
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, sure, and then they looking like, Yo,
Speaker 2: are they fucking this thing?
Speaker 1: What there? This hotel that jack was that ya?
Speaker 8: We've had six six attended, quitting for whatever the room service.
Speaker 1: I can't even fucking taken out by the idea of
Speaker 1: your pube anyway. It's just a funny pubic.
Speaker 2: So convertibles, huh convertibles.
Speaker 8: So in cars convertible and convertibles and cars getting coffee
Speaker 8: with ps on their head because you can.
Speaker 1: Cars getting coffee. He was trying to pick trip.
Speaker 2: Yeahure pitches us podcast goes, dude, think about this stuff
Speaker 2: you should know, But with pubes on your head, I
Speaker 2: don't know why you.
Speaker 8: Guys won't just trust me and give me this podcast
Speaker 8: that I keep pitching.
Speaker 1: Exactly so you're gonna love it. Scam Goddess with pubes
Speaker 1: on your head.
Speaker 8: Yeah fine, I have someone attached to I have Fred
Speaker 8: Willard attached Like.
Speaker 2: What he's ship?
Speaker 1: We got terrible news for you.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's funny too, because mort Burke yesterday was loving
Speaker 2: a convertible. I like to see when white people fight
Speaker 2: over convertibles. Yes, my favorite kind of content.
Speaker 8: Maybe that could be a special episode because I I
Speaker 8: love more, but I have to respectfully disagree where it's
Speaker 8: like I don't want to put on suntan lotion before
Speaker 8: I have to get in a car. And it's also
Speaker 8: the weather's never that good.
Speaker 1: To enhance your son. It does still of oil. Because
Speaker 1: it is what I grew up calling sunscreen is suntan lotion.
Speaker 1: I think that's what we all need.
Speaker 2: I feel like rather than being like what do you mean,
Speaker 2: like you're trying to darken.
Speaker 1: They like had to trick us into putting on sunscreen.
Speaker 1: They're like, this is called suntan lotion. It will give
Speaker 1: you a suntan.
Speaker 2: Let's just to stop the suntan.
Speaker 1: Then what is sun block?
Speaker 2: Doesn't exist?
Speaker 1: I feel like convertibles as cars make sense only in California,
Speaker 1: Like it's like one of those things. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Well like Florida. You're gonna get yeah, rains so much,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get just pelted with bugs that are like prehistoric.
Speaker 2: Nasty so big dactyls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just but yeah, I don't know. It's California. People
Speaker 1: still rocking with the convertibles out here.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean her Magic used to have a
Speaker 3: convertible before the fire burned in the fire and we
Speaker 3: when we'd ride around, I would not ride in with
Speaker 3: it unless I wore a wig. There's no you have
Speaker 3: to have your hair blowing or else you look like
Speaker 3: a fucking idiot. So I'll just cat removal device.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, not if you tie it to the mirrors in
Speaker 8: the car, where I have one long string from my
Speaker 8: hat on the side mirror and then another strength shorterer like.
Speaker 4: The exactly nice triassholes you have, like one of the
Speaker 4: like the headgear that like kids who have like really
Speaker 4: bad orthodental like you have that, but for your hat,
Speaker 4: just a whole age.
Speaker 1: Around your head. Yeah right, not get my hat this time, love.
Speaker 8: Dickhead, because my teeth are loose because I grind them
Speaker 8: at night, So I just have Have you ever been
Speaker 8: in a convertible and one of your teeth just blows it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the time, all the time. Hate it. Pubes
Speaker 1: down the tent cubes flying off my head.
Speaker 8: I mean another convertible behind you on my windshield wipers going,
Speaker 8: someone hit a crow.
Speaker 1: Crow take a bunch of dense spider webs in my
Speaker 1: life more like a porcupine the way my thing My
Speaker 1: things are thick, you know I anyways, Yeah, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break, try and recover. Let's take a long break.
Speaker 1: Let's take a long break, try and think about whether
Speaker 1: we want to keep doing this podcast just in general,
Speaker 1: and uh, we'll be back. Maybe what is something from
Speaker 1: your search history?
Speaker 9: Well, as I always do, I'm bringing you something from
Speaker 9: our latest episode project, and my search history is Dear
Speaker 9: abby and Landers Urban Legends. So do you guys know
Speaker 9: much about Dear Abbey and an Landers, the two most
Speaker 9: popular advice columnists.
Speaker 1: Just that they were very popular advice columnists. I do
Speaker 1: not know. I'm immediately fascinated to like find out what
Speaker 1: the what the like process was like behind the scenes
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: Were they ever? Was it ever like contentious that one
Speaker 2: of them existed at all? Or is misremembering that I
Speaker 2: felt there's something with like, Yeah.
Speaker 9: Here's what I'll tell you, okay, and Landers and dear
Speaker 9: Abbey were identical twins. That what yeah, fucking identical twins
Speaker 9: the same yes, yes, dress the same, literally slept in
Speaker 9: the same bed, in each other's arms until the day
Speaker 9: that they were married in a double wedding in the
Speaker 9: same dress. And then they both became advice columnists and
Speaker 9: got this horrible rift between them, and then we're battling
Speaker 9: to be America's top advice columnist for many, many, many
Speaker 9: many years. I know, I know, I didn't know this
Speaker 9: face right now.
Speaker 2: I was like, I remember them. I just knew there
Speaker 2: was something about their identity. I have the time, and
Speaker 2: so I like.
Speaker 1: The viewers the version that you got with somebody who
Speaker 1: doesn't believe in twins, like that person dressed Abby.
Speaker 2: They're moving back and forth really quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only explanation. Yeah, is this right? Yeah?
Speaker 9: So I was like, as soon as I heard that,
Speaker 9: I was like, Okay, we need to dig dig into this.
Speaker 9: But you know they were, Uh, since our show is
Speaker 9: a lot about urban legends, they were a big source
Speaker 9: of urban legends Because people would write in saying this
Speaker 9: happened to my friend, she'd print it. It would because
Speaker 9: they had I mean, at their peaks, they had a
Speaker 9: hot like around one hundred million readers. So this is
Speaker 9: like these people are like those kinds of invisible architects
Speaker 9: of culture that you just kind of dismissed it. There
Speaker 9: actually like leading opinion, and they did a lot of
Speaker 9: things that were like pretty okay. You know, they were
Speaker 9: like slightly they've been called like slightly left of center,
Speaker 9: so slowly America was able to kind of change.
Speaker 1: Its actually a lot better than I could.
Speaker 9: Have been, I know, and it's not what I expected.
Speaker 1: She's like, I will not reprint the N word in.
Speaker 10: My slight center.
Speaker 1: There's like a Ron Howard film about them refusing to
Speaker 1: do that, where like they're the heroes and I will
Speaker 1: not I will not printed. Now for some reason, the
Speaker 1: Lockhorns or other are characters in it. I always associate
Speaker 1: them with like being back where the comics were.
Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's just so wild that like there was this period
Speaker 1: of time when there were like seven TV shows on
Speaker 1: and like everybody watched them and nobody was paying attention
Speaker 1: to like how they got like they were made by
Speaker 1: three white guys and like the friends that they had
Speaker 1: from college. You know, it was just like and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Anne Landers and dear Abby were just like people who
Speaker 1: had this market cornered. Nobody was like, wasn't this hyper
Speaker 1: competitive thing where they were like two million people all
Speaker 1: trying to like give advice or like have advice podcasts.
Speaker 1: It was just like the two people who thought to
Speaker 1: do that and had like massive influence, and nobody was
Speaker 1: even like paying attention to it. It was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's because that's what's there. What a weird period.
Speaker 10: Really odd.
Speaker 9: I know, I know now we have read it and Kora,
Speaker 9: so you can kind of ast you can like crowdsource
Speaker 9: all your advice, but anybody, Yeah, yeah, just like these
Speaker 9: two twins out there dictating culture, and it's it's it's
Speaker 9: a very fun story. And they were very flamboyant, like
Speaker 9: they both wore skunk coats to their first day of college,
Speaker 9: like the same outfit showed up. You know.
Speaker 10: They were just very bizarre.
Speaker 9: So it's it's a good it's a good twin twin tale.
Speaker 9: And yeah, you guys can get that in like three
Speaker 9: or four weeks.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm just like blown away because I as someone who
Speaker 2: like knows the Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song by memory. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's right. We got Anne Landers and her sister, dear Abby,
Speaker 2: and then Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, not shabby. That's
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, the answer was right in front of
Speaker 2: me the whole time they were sisters.
Speaker 1: If I had tried to write that song, I would
Speaker 1: have just like the song would have devolved into me
Speaker 1: talking about how weird it was that they were identical
Speaker 1: twins slept in the same bed.
Speaker 2: And Abby, did you know? They were kind of deranged, disillusioned,
Speaker 2: identical twins and then I had a terrible falling out
Speaker 2: and they wore Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did they ever make up? Or do we have to
Speaker 1: check in with the check in how things ended?
Speaker 9: I'm trying to kind of there's a lot of lore,
Speaker 9: a lot of self war that's created, so I'm trying
Speaker 9: to kind of pick it apart. So yeah, okay, tune
Speaker 9: back in in a little bit.
Speaker 2: Here we will.
Speaker 1: We will. What is something from your search history that's
Speaker 1: revealing about who you are?
Speaker 12: My search history?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I have to actually go look at it.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, yeah, yep, I.
Speaker 12: Ever look at that. I don't even know where to
Speaker 12: find that, So okay.
Speaker 2: You sound like like Pam Bondy at the DOJ with
Speaker 2: I don't even look at it history.
Speaker 12: Oh there we go, there's the show full history. That's okay.
Speaker 12: I mean, I've spent a lot of energy searching for
Speaker 12: recipes for sourdough pizza crust recently because I got a
Speaker 12: pizza oven for my birthday and oh nice, an outdoor
Speaker 12: pizza oven. And I've lived in LA since September. And
Speaker 12: what I've learned living here is that there's not very
Speaker 12: good pizza in LA. And even when I find pizza
Speaker 12: that is acceptable, it's not the style that I like,
Speaker 12: which is interesting sour dough crust. So so now, yeah,
Speaker 12: I got.
Speaker 1: My gout coming from New York. Where are you coming from?
Speaker 12: Louisville, Kentucky?
Speaker 1: Before Io?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a jack you know a little bit about Louisville.
Speaker 12: There's a place called Pizza Loopo there that it like
Speaker 12: I don't even have words to describe how good it is.
Speaker 12: It's so good. If anyone listening to this or any
Speaker 12: of y'all ever find yourselves in Louisville, Kentucky, pay Pizza
Speaker 12: LOOPO is it?
Speaker 1: And not Lo Loopo? Because I know that Louisville is Louisville.
Speaker 12: Their logo is like a wolf with pizza teats getting
Speaker 12: his pizza teats suckled.
Speaker 2: Okay, got it. I was like, I was curious. I'm like,
Speaker 2: we're doing a Romulus remiss pizza tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the classic Romulus ms pizza teeth motif.
Speaker 2: Are the teeth slices slices? Okay, I was just trying
Speaker 2: to make sure.
Speaker 1: I'm just can visualize, so are what comes out of
Speaker 1: a pizza teeth? Is it just sauce or is it
Speaker 1: like a whole like mixture of pizza that has somehow
Speaker 1: been liquefied.
Speaker 12: I feel like one dispenses hot honey and the other
Speaker 12: dispenses melted mozzarella.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of like sort of never ending pizza
Speaker 2: slice that every nibble you.
Speaker 1: Take it just reachenter. It just keeps like like it's
Speaker 1: a that's beautiful, that's really fun. Actually, you know, I'm really.
Speaker 2: Into mythology, so I'd like to really take time sort
Speaker 2: of sort of storyboarding like what.
Speaker 1: And then it's just like kind of growing in front
Speaker 1: of you exactly exactly, which like sounds like it would
Speaker 1: be a difficult from a physics perspective, but you know
Speaker 1: what so is like just milk being made in there
Speaker 1: like that that is wild. That's a very strange thing
Speaker 1: that happened.
Speaker 2: Wait, so what where have you been in La where
Speaker 2: you're like, bro, this pizza fugus sucks?
Speaker 1: Told you.
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 12: Well, just most of the pizza places that are just
Speaker 12: around and I live. I like, I'm in the valley,
Speaker 12: so granted, you know, valley not known for its like
Speaker 12: culinary advancements.
Speaker 1: Good Ti food. We got good Tai food in the veal.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of amazing food.
Speaker 12: I am being Yeah, that's why I'm very specifically calling
Speaker 12: out the lack of like good pizza. It's like it's
Speaker 12: like it I will say, I haven't really had pizza
Speaker 12: that's like horrendously disgusting, but like it's just all of
Speaker 12: it's like very mid And then the couple places that
Speaker 12: people recommended me that they're like, well, okay, if you're
Speaker 12: that bougie about it, like try this place. Like everyone's
Speaker 12: telling me their favorite place, and I go and try them,
Speaker 12: and almost all of the ones that I get recommended
Speaker 12: there's like good good are on the east side, more
Speaker 12: like Highland Park, you know, so we're like in the
Speaker 12: puture areas, which makes sense. There's a lot of cool
Speaker 12: restaurants over there, and and so I've tried pretty much
Speaker 12: all the ones I've been recommended, and they have been
Speaker 12: better than like kind of the average accessible pizza in
Speaker 12: the valley for sure, and they're good for what they are.
Speaker 1: But again, for me.
Speaker 12: It's not just about the pizza itself.
Speaker 1: It's like the specific style. And it's really.
Speaker 12: Started like a lot of places do it like wood
Speaker 12: fired in la which is surprising.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, but why, Yeah, I was so hoping
Speaker 1: that when you were like, there's this one place in Louisville,
Speaker 1: that it was gonna be Papa John's.
Speaker 12: No I do a funny story about Papa John, though
Speaker 12: it's not even my story.
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody from Louisville does.
Speaker 2: Wait about John Schnadder, the John Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah him. It was.
Speaker 12: So it's this my partner who's like born and raised
Speaker 12: from Louisville to one of the people that was involved
Speaker 12: in this incident apparently. But John like owns this whole
Speaker 12: like little like neighborhood in the like rich area of Louisville.
Speaker 1: Like he just owns like all the land.
Speaker 12: And like like so he's and he.
Speaker 1: Like lived there for a while.
Speaker 12: I don't know if he does anymore, but he used
Speaker 12: to ride his bicycle all around that area. And so
Speaker 12: it was like the last day of school and these
Speaker 12: teenagers who had just you know, like driving down the road.
Speaker 12: I think they had like literally last day ever of school,
Speaker 12: like last day of twelfth grade, and they were just
Speaker 12: goofing around and one of them was like, fuck, fuck this,
Speaker 12: We're finally done, and he like tossed a textbook out
Speaker 12: the window. But John Schnadder was like riding his bicycles.
Speaker 10: He just got fucking like.
Speaker 12: Like shit bagged off his bike by this big, big
Speaker 12: high school book. And apparently he like was good at
Speaker 12: press charges. He eventually, oh actually, but he he like
Speaker 12: wanted to and was like threatening these teenagers because he
Speaker 12: thought he was like.
Speaker 1: Trying to like a hate crime.
Speaker 12: But it's like they didn't know that you were John
Speaker 12: exacting you.
Speaker 2: They just threw the book you want a bicycle.
Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, what a nice day.
Speaker 12: I love it so much because I don't like him
Speaker 12: and I don't like his pizza.
Speaker 1: Apparently a very suck it. I've heard not great things yeah,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history?
Speaker 14: Okay, typical dog mom, Right, I'm constantly googling can my
Speaker 14: dog eat blank? Today it was Italy, like the South
Speaker 14: Indian food.
Speaker 11: I was like, can dogs eat Italy?
Speaker 14: It's it's like, I don't even know how to describe it,
Speaker 14: but it's delicious.
Speaker 11: It's South Indian.
Speaker 14: It's made from like lentils and stuff like a rice
Speaker 14: and other things. But it's really good. If you haven't
Speaker 14: been to a South Indian restaurant, you gotta go to
Speaker 14: like a like an Odipes or like a Woodland or something.
Speaker 14: Get you some some Italys and dosa, some good bread
Speaker 14: comfort food.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, wait is this kind of like dosas?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 14: You make it from like kind of the same batter,
Speaker 14: but like in a different format.
Speaker 11: But yeah, it's delicious and I had to.
Speaker 14: My big dog liked it, and my little dog wouldn't
Speaker 14: eat it until my little dog saw the big dog
Speaker 14: eating it, and then he was like, okay, I'll try.
Speaker 2: You're don'na have to talk about Jack and I like that.
Speaker 1: We don't. When I recognize baby.
Speaker 14: Dog, you know, he's always a yapper.
Speaker 2: You got in on tin?
Speaker 1: Yeah, get it? Miles, get it so you can. So
Speaker 1: it is safe.
Speaker 2: It is dog safe, it's dog safe.
Speaker 14: I don't know if that's just Indian people being like
Speaker 14: the dog's family give it to Italy like I have.
Speaker 11: No idea, but they ate it.
Speaker 14: But I'm constantly googling can my dog beat this? And
Speaker 14: I'm like googling the same ship twice. The dogs are
Speaker 14: just staring at me, like, let me eat it.
Speaker 1: As long as it is plain Italy with no massala
Speaker 1: or chutney powder on it whatsoever, Garlic.
Speaker 14: And onion and stuff, and you know, we use that seasoning.
Speaker 11: We like like our seasonings.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Every time I've had Indian food, it's very it's very dull.
Speaker 1: I'm very dull.
Speaker 11: Put us in a break room. Just give me five minutes.
Speaker 2: You spicy, I don't know there's a spicy sort of Okay, interesting, interesting, I.
Speaker 1: Mean yeah, it could use some mao for sure.
Speaker 11: That really hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, cream cheese, Okay, cream cheese? Is
Speaker 1: that cream cheese and alveda? Like, I'm just saying this
Speaker 1: stuff would fit really nicely into a castrole. Little cream cheese,
Speaker 1: little velvita. We're sprinkling corn flakes on top, putting it
Speaker 1: into a castle dish, little Midwestern cooking shout out to Midwestern.
Speaker 11: Yeah, salads aren't salads. I know that's true.
Speaker 3: Whenever I have ah, whenever I have a Vindulu curry,
Speaker 3: I always have to put like a thousand island.
Speaker 14: On it, like genuinely obturbing.
Speaker 7: Likely do you imagine I was.
Speaker 14: A movie, It's gonna be like smile, but it's like curry,
Speaker 14: it's just.
Speaker 11: Island.
Speaker 2: I need mayo chop on this.
Speaker 1: Chicken Tika Masala cast role is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: So you actually just take a block of Philadelphia cream cheese,
Speaker 1: you melt it, you put the chicken Tika masala around it,
Speaker 1: and then it just like kind of melts. It's mainly creamy.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 14: There's some white bitch on TikTok who married into an
Speaker 14: Indian family and it's already making these recipes and.
Speaker 1: It's like her cousin married into an Indian I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: With Thedi, she's like, yeah, you're gonna love my four
Speaker 2: alarm beef chili doll.
Speaker 11: She's putting like Indian oils in her hair. It's like
Speaker 11: fully dripping.
Speaker 14: She doesn't know what she's doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, what is something Paula do that you
Speaker 1: think is underrated?
Speaker 11: Underrated?
Speaker 14: Personal space? My god, I feel like there's too many.
Speaker 14: I feel like we have too many. The housing crisis
Speaker 14: is just pissing me off. I have too many friends
Speaker 14: who are like, yeah, I'm living with the nightmare and
Speaker 14: I just have to do that in my thirties and
Speaker 14: forties and I'm just gonna deal with that because of rent,
Speaker 14: and I'm just gonna go home and hate every second
Speaker 14: of my life.
Speaker 11: So I feel like we gotta, we gotta do something.
Speaker 14: There's too many, Like all the everybody's inside when it's
Speaker 14: like super hot and it's it's just everybody's stepping on
Speaker 14: each other there, you know, any more persons were talking roommates,
Speaker 14: we talk in exes that they're still living with you.
Speaker 11: When you have to live.
Speaker 14: With an X, that's like, I feel like you should
Speaker 14: be able to go to like court and bring your
Speaker 14: ex and be like, see, I got to win this
Speaker 14: case against my landlord because look at this guy.
Speaker 1: Just gestures broadly, and.
Speaker 3: Why I should also get the same grandfathered in rent
Speaker 3: that my ex does, because I gotta, I gotta get
Speaker 3: out of here please.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 14: I knew people actually when I was in North Hell,
Speaker 14: I knew uh people who lived in the same house
Speaker 14: because they were they were like divorced, but they had
Speaker 14: a kid, so the kid got or the same apartment,
Speaker 14: so the kid got the one.
Speaker 11: They had to share a bed. I was like, that
Speaker 11: is too much, we can't do this.
Speaker 1: The divorced couple shared a bed kids only.
Speaker 14: They could only afford a two bedroom, and they gave
Speaker 14: their their kid, who like a teen, their own bedroom,
Speaker 14: and then they had to share a bed.
Speaker 11: And I'm like, one of us has got to.
Speaker 1: Die anytime your justification for your living situation is well.
Speaker 1: In Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory, that family was
Speaker 1: able to do it make it work. So I don't
Speaker 1: see what I feel like.
Speaker 14: All the grandparents had like a toe fetish theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were just taking each other's toes with their.
Speaker 2: They had to toe like were the other were they
Speaker 2: One of the grandparents just licked up, like reached their
Speaker 2: head over and like got a lick of the other.
Speaker 1: Like I think bed. I think the foots of the
Speaker 1: bed were pushed together, so it was like they were
Speaker 1: toe to toe. This is how I remember it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought they were in like no, no, no,
Speaker 3: they could have they could have they could have been
Speaker 3: sucking toes at night.
Speaker 1: Oh they were head to toe.
Speaker 7: There.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see their stam could have been fooling around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, under the blankets.
Speaker 1: So one person, they're stacked like head to toe kind
Speaker 1: of yeah. Yeah, like foot in the armpit of the
Speaker 1: person next to you. Essentially.
Speaker 14: Point if I'm in a bed and you're near my foot,
Speaker 14: you got a massage it.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, what are.
Speaker 1: We even doing it?
Speaker 2: Not even just you know, just give me something, some
Speaker 2: pressure along the arches or something.
Speaker 1: Press.
Speaker 14: Yeah, this is the planter fasciitis agenda.
Speaker 1: That's big planter fash, big fash.
Speaker 2: You Knowzelle, what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 15: Underrated? Blade Eric Brooks the day Walker, the most underrated
Speaker 15: Marvel character there is, and Blade has already had a
Speaker 15: successful trilogy of movies, as we all know when he
Speaker 15: shows up in the comic books. He is the most
Speaker 15: beloved character and Disney refuses to give him an update,
Speaker 15: and it is killing me. Like as a as a
Speaker 15: black kid who was into punk in the nineties, Blade
Speaker 15: was this afropunk icon. He still is if you really
Speaker 15: think about it. He did not fit in with the
Speaker 15: human world or the vampire one.
Speaker 2: But it was comin.
Speaker 15: And there you go, Oh my god, and he does
Speaker 15: both Joe Yo. He was confident, he was self assured,
Speaker 15: and he stood up for what was right. And I
Speaker 15: want this movie to happen so bad and every time
Speaker 15: there's a piece of news about it, it looks less
Speaker 15: and less like it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It was the last thing.
Speaker 2: It was like mherschel Ali was rumored to play Blade, right.
Speaker 15: I was, don't do this, mile, Oh, they're trying to
Speaker 15: treat us like we all treating this ship.
Speaker 1: It happened.
Speaker 15: I was at Comic Con twenty nineteen. I was not
Speaker 15: at my age.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's right, that's right. Then. I was where are
Speaker 1: we at now? Where are we at now? With this?
Speaker 15: So right now there have been I believe six writers
Speaker 15: who have I've touched the script. They are not happy
Speaker 15: with it. And Uhmrhershela is currently out here doing a
Speaker 15: press junket for Jurassic World, acting like Comic Con twenty
Speaker 15: nineteen did not happen. It was not a fever dream. Hersha,
Speaker 15: we know it. He's and Kevin Foggy. He keeps saying
Speaker 15: that he's committed to it, but it is real quiet
Speaker 15: in these streets. And as a as a black writer
Speaker 15: of TV and film, I feel like rumors would have
Speaker 15: been something I could at least attach myself and let
Speaker 15: me be clear about this. About every six months I
Speaker 15: ask my agent if they have heard anything about it,
Speaker 15: to the point where I think if I ask again,
Speaker 15: they will talk about dropping me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, hey, do not bring up Blade, do not
Speaker 2: what do you want?
Speaker 1: But do not bring up Blady.
Speaker 15: I do not understand why there is all this money,
Speaker 15: just all this ill just all this money on the table,
Speaker 15: like just people hungry for this shit. And Disney, Well,
Speaker 15: my my thinking is it's like the thinking there is
Speaker 15: always like everything's got to go back into the Avengers,
Speaker 15: and it's like no, no, no, no, no no no. Day
Speaker 15: Walker needs to be his own separate thing. You need,
Speaker 15: you need, you need Hannibal Cane, you need like Sony
Speaker 15: did something with Morbis, so he's probably on the table.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but like not everything needs to be you.
Speaker 15: There is a dark Marvel world and I just don't
Speaker 15: It breaks my heart.
Speaker 2: So like it's like the same way they're trying to
Speaker 2: figure out Star Wars and then finally figured out with
Speaker 2: and or you know, yes, and the time, I.
Speaker 1: Like, what are we doing? Like this texture is just
Speaker 1: a little bit different than from everything's like that's what.
Speaker 1: Guess what, bro, we're all older, bro, and we're all
Speaker 1: dead inside. We need we need that ship reflected back
Speaker 1: to us in the media to not.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, like nah, fuck all that that was that
Speaker 2: was jar jar bink.
Speaker 8: That was a very we knew that's that's what it
Speaker 8: should have just been, was a little bay.
Speaker 15: I've never I've never seen Star Wars. Is that not them?
Speaker 15: And so these kids keep talking about shooting people with
Speaker 15: So what's what you think is overrated?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 15: And you'll appreciate this, Miles. Video game controllers. Video game
Speaker 15: controllers are overrated. So I did. I listened to to
Speaker 15: your your your talk with my my buddy Tochi, and
Speaker 15: I heard you bring up that your hands are hurting,
Speaker 15: and I think that it's do you you play on
Speaker 15: a PS five controller?
Speaker 1: I'm assuming your hands are hurting.
Speaker 2: My I have like a I have a very specific
Speaker 2: dull pain at the base of my wrist that's not
Speaker 2: quite my metacarpols.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's the whatever, it's the outside. I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: hear that. I was just making sure you're okay, okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 15: But like it's I, the PS five controller and I.
Speaker 15: And it breaks my heart to say this because I
Speaker 15: am I'm a sony pony.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 15: I've been in the console wars for a long time.
Speaker 15: The PS five controller is terrible, Like it is way
Speaker 15: too heavy for long gaming sessions. Like if you pick
Speaker 15: up a PS five controller in one hand and hold
Speaker 15: a PS four controller or any previous PlayStation control or
Speaker 15: in another, you will definitely notice the difference. And you know,
Speaker 15: there was all to talk about, like the haptic feedback
Speaker 15: when it came out in like twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: And now strain on my hands.
Speaker 15: Yeah, after years, I don't care about the hat. You know,
Speaker 15: Toti was talking about like the graphic fidelity and how
Speaker 15: that's gone crazy. It's also we've gone crazy with like
Speaker 15: oh it needs to shake, No it doesn't. It's it's
Speaker 15: it's a thing in my hand.
Speaker 2: I don't need to being a speaker on that that.
Speaker 2: I don't need a speaker on the controller. Like it
Speaker 2: was cool and I was like, oh, look at this
Speaker 2: little fucking making little door sounds and shiit.
Speaker 15: But now like the fuck up like everything it's making
Speaker 15: it and so like now primarily not primarily if I'm
Speaker 15: some games I want to play on the PlayStation, some game.
Speaker 15: I have a computer that I use for editing stuff,
Speaker 15: work and stuff, but it also plays games and it
Speaker 15: also uses a PS four controller, And I think that's
Speaker 15: great because like I can go back to the nice
Speaker 15: light controller. I play fighting games, I play street Fighter,
Speaker 15: and that it's like it's kind of better for my
Speaker 15: hands and for like long gaming sessions. But like even
Speaker 15: outside of like the regular controllers, like we've gotten to
Speaker 15: this place where in the fighting community, every year there's
Speaker 15: a different level less controller that costs like forty cents
Speaker 15: to make, but for some reason cost three hundred dollars
Speaker 15: to buy, and exactly it is just we we kind
Speaker 15: of did it it. Kind of the PS two, I
Speaker 15: think was I don't I don't remember if the PS
Speaker 15: one had dual shock, but like if the PS two
Speaker 15: had okay, PS two got it. PS two it was
Speaker 15: great and it worked for literally two decades.
Speaker 1: Yeah, still good.
Speaker 2: It was great because they're just like remember the PS
Speaker 2: one controller, we just put two little joysticks underneath pretty
Speaker 2: much got the same shape.
Speaker 15: And by the way, like, don't don't pretend like we
Speaker 15: didn't notice the fifteen dollars up charge you did on
Speaker 15: the PS five controller between that and the PS four controller.
Speaker 1: Don't.
Speaker 15: Don't we know what you're doing now. Yeah, so we
Speaker 15: appreciate that you got to make a buck, but like
Speaker 15: at this point, if you literally just made a PS
Speaker 15: four controller that worked on a PS five and called
Speaker 15: it like an anniversary edition, I would and sold it
Speaker 15: at the same price.
Speaker 2: I would probably don't find that exactly. Yeah, I'm there
Speaker 2: for all right. Well, those are great. Let's take a
Speaker 2: break and come back with some news. Include ding dude,
Speaker 2: maybe Jeffrey epste is like a fucking good guy.
Speaker 16: Dude.
Speaker 1: I might be a patriot, he might straight up t
Speaker 1: Brady T twelve TV twelve fucking patriots. He's a suied
Speaker 1: lover boy exactly. And I don't know anything. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe convicted pedophile.
Speaker 2: Oh whoops, all right, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated? Shirley Temple's.
Speaker 2: Temples that's my go to drink.
Speaker 17: Absolutely, you keep grinnedy and oh yeah, like that's the
Speaker 17: first if I'm in an establishment.
Speaker 2: That's the first thing I asked. Do you keep grinned
Speaker 2: in this fine establish.
Speaker 1: You don't have no grenadine in your Yeah? Exactly, that's
Speaker 1: that's uh.
Speaker 2: You know they're wildly underrated, right I have.
Speaker 1: In order to Shirley Temple in a long time. Is
Speaker 1: it a pretty like what do you hit? What are
Speaker 1: you batting about like fifty to fifty on dining establishments
Speaker 1: with grenadine? Or is it? Do most of them have it?
Speaker 17: Most of them that I've been to have it. Maybe
Speaker 17: I've just gotten lucky. That can also be the trick.
Speaker 17: But yeah, you get it, and you get the you
Speaker 17: get that Merchino cherry. That's how you know they're taking
Speaker 17: care of you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you do you tie the stem and not
Speaker 1: with your tongue because I do that. Are you able
Speaker 1: to do it? You can do it? I am able
Speaker 1: to do that. I can't.
Speaker 2: It was that like your fun fact on the dating apps.
Speaker 2: I it was kicked off of dating apps.
Speaker 1: Actually put that on my resume that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, I'm hil up for a job, and like,
Speaker 2: why are you hitt to meet your resume right now?
Speaker 1: You just wanted you to see that team you're about
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it's like Microsoft word Microsoft Excel tongue tying.
Speaker 2: Cherries takes me a while though, you know, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: I had a cousin showed me that trick, and then
Speaker 2: what I did. I remember doing this on a date.
Speaker 2: I said, I like the excell one.
Speaker 3: I pre tied it and I put in my mouth
Speaker 3: and I went like this, But then I had to
Speaker 3: go for so long with the other stem in my
Speaker 3: mouth because I didn't want to be like like I
Speaker 3: was like across from this person the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah that I just ended up like kind of chewing
Speaker 2: it and just like eating it. And I was like,
Speaker 2: this is not worth the last because it was hidden.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I had that ship stage and I said, oh,
Speaker 2: watch this trick. First of all, my date so unimpressed
Speaker 2: that I immediately was like, this was such a fucking
Speaker 2: l dude, what are you fucking what have you gotten
Speaker 2: yourself into?
Speaker 1: I think it was impressed. It's like mainly impressive to
Speaker 1: like twelve year old boys. That's when I worked really
Speaker 1: hard to get good enough to do it.
Speaker 2: And oh, so you put your ten thousand hours I.
Speaker 1: Put my yeah, literally in here. Yeah, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: do love a Shirley Temple and then the Cola equivalent where.
Speaker 13: You put Roger and Darth Vader, some darth Vader. Someone
Speaker 13: called out a Darth va you know, regional. I think
Speaker 13: when I was in h in Dayton, Ohio, we call
Speaker 13: it darth Vaders. That's kind of we're trying to make
Speaker 13: them because we didn't give a funk about Roy Rogers.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Let me Shirley Temple for the
Speaker 1: lady and me. Yeah, I have a darth Vader.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, make that a double vade.
Speaker 1: Call that a darth ball, dude. Let me get a
Speaker 1: Dartha on.
Speaker 18: That d is the double dark three fingers, fingers of
Speaker 18: grened Dean, three fingers of Dean and the splash of
Speaker 18: cola on.
Speaker 2: Let me yeah, let me get a straight grenade bro.
Speaker 1: Shop hold the Dean. Just uh, I am just I
Speaker 1: am realizing also that that is still my freestyle machine order.
Speaker 1: Is the Coke zero with the cherry sauce?
Speaker 2: Oh right, right right, yeah, but that's like a cherry
Speaker 2: Coke though, versus a Frey Vader, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it is just like they have some bright
Speaker 1: red syrup that's going in. Oh yeah, it's definitely not granitian,
Speaker 1: but that it is like unnatural like redder than code red.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it will stain black jeans.
Speaker 17: Get its radioactive? Yeah no, you drink enough of that,
Speaker 17: you're going to turn into a ninja turtle.
Speaker 1: That's really well, that turns out. Don't tell forty year
Speaker 1: old me that, right? For god hears? I need that ooz?
Speaker 1: That's right? Could I get that with the side of ooz?
Speaker 1: What's that? Uzzo? Shot Chris crofton what is something from
Speaker 1: your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 16: I was gonna recommend this channel on YouTube called Hezakia News.
Speaker 16: I don't know if I ever mentioned it to you
Speaker 16: guys before.
Speaker 1: H e z a Kya.
Speaker 16: And this person digs up like some pretty pretty like
Speaker 16: I don't know where they get this stuff, because I'm
Speaker 16: like all over this, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 16: I'm like, as far as I can tell, I'm on
Speaker 16: the hunt for this sort of stuff. And then somehow
Speaker 16: he got footage of a Playboy mansion party. Oh like
Speaker 16: basically b roll, like not narrated, just like a brightly
Speaker 16: lit video camera walking around during a Playboy Mansion party
Speaker 16: in nineteen eighty three and well, including a shot of
Speaker 16: the buffet, and boy, oh boy, if you ever thought
Speaker 16: that the Playboy Mansion was anything more than a nasty
Speaker 16: pimps house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then you.
Speaker 16: Are gonna be disappointed when you find out that this
Speaker 16: place is so fucking sleazy and depressing.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 16: It's just a bunch of charmless men making sex jokes
Speaker 16: while these helpless, you know, nineteen year olds have to
Speaker 16: stand there wearing GMT print dresses because.
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 19: That's the only fun part is like seeing what they're
Speaker 19: wearing stuff.
Speaker 1: But it's also who looks like they did so much
Speaker 1: cocaine their nose melted off. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 16: And then there's some lady yeah that comes in that
Speaker 16: looks like actually like a cocaine gargoyle of some sort.
Speaker 1: And then and then there's but my favorite footage of
Speaker 1: all is just the buffet.
Speaker 16: The buffet is just like you don't want to go
Speaker 16: back in time, Like I sometimes think, like, man, I
Speaker 16: should have man, I should have been born at a
Speaker 16: different time, you know, back when you could get you know,
Speaker 16: I don't know what I just imagine like a simpler time.
Speaker 16: But then you look at them, like the buffet, and
Speaker 16: you think, jeez, man, that broccoli looks wet.
Speaker 2: He's good at all.
Speaker 1: That broccoli looks like. That broccoli looks wet, and it
Speaker 1: looks like it's been wet for forty eight hours.
Speaker 16: Everything that's on that buffet has had the shit cooked
Speaker 16: out of it. Yeah, these people were eating some wet salmon.
Speaker 16: I mean, it's not that much different than now. Actually,
Speaker 16: if you go to one of those kind of because
Speaker 16: I've catered, if you go to one of those, like
Speaker 16: those dinners are still.
Speaker 19: Like just wet vegetables cooked by angry motherfuckers, and it.
Speaker 1: Loses its structural intekes.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 16: And I've been behind to see because they're like everybody
Speaker 16: in that kitchen is like, fuck these fucking I just
Speaker 16: love eighties cuisine.
Speaker 2: One thing just looks like a serving dish just full
Speaker 2: of hot lemons. Yeah, yeah, totally, some roasted lemons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: I used to work for Playboy. Uh actually, like and
Speaker 2: Jamie Loftus and I both overlapped working at Playboy around
Speaker 2: the same time. And I used to go to the
Speaker 2: mansion to like shoot stuff because I worked on the
Speaker 2: video team. That place is the gross. The fucking energy
Speaker 2: in there is so fucking wild. And for me as
Speaker 2: a kid, you know, born in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Fucking Playboy mansioned fucking.
Speaker 2: Growd, old dude, and I went and I was like,
Speaker 2: this place smells like shitty Grandpa house. It's like it's
Speaker 2: it was like, I mean, obviously it's been sold off
Speaker 2: now it's probably close to being demolished or something, but
Speaker 2: it's stunk too, like it was. You're like, oh, this
Speaker 2: place was fun thirty seven thousand years ago, when before
Speaker 2: American people arrived on this continent.
Speaker 16: Oh my god, Well, you realize that every single man
Speaker 16: in there is I mean, anybody who hung out at
Speaker 16: the Playboy mentioned they weren't hanging out to hang out
Speaker 16: with half. They were hanging out like specifically to bother
Speaker 16: teenage girls, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they were there.
Speaker 16: Like everybody in that video looks a little bit like
Speaker 16: why is there a fucking camera here?
Speaker 1: I mean, there was a little bit of that. They're like,
Speaker 1: who are ray?
Speaker 16: I mean they were all kind of like, ugh, like
Speaker 16: this is but you But some of the guys are
Speaker 16: drunk enough.
Speaker 19: They're drinking like white wine you know it's gonna be
Speaker 19: shabblee of some sort out of a humongous barrel. Like
Speaker 19: everything was labeled shabbili, even the red wine.
Speaker 1: Wow, you want some shabby this is red. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's red shabbili. Whatever.
Speaker 16: Okay, I gotta go talk to you found it anyway,
Speaker 16: I'm just glad that, you know, someone put a camera
Speaker 16: in there so people can remember that even though the
Speaker 16: world's about to end, at least we have.
Speaker 1: Like least we had wet buffets.
Speaker 19: Yeah, we're not serving hot lemons.
Speaker 1: The sex criminals at least start sex criminal parties are
Speaker 1: like charred have charred broccoli. Now I have a charge
Speaker 1: broccoli rob And that's.
Speaker 16: I guess like I'm wrong though, because there are what
Speaker 16: am I saying, Like, there's the day parties and stuff.
Speaker 1: They're the same thing.
Speaker 16: This was just like, I don't know, everyone in there
Speaker 16: looks like they work at all The men look like
Speaker 16: they work at radio shack, and all the women look
Speaker 16: like they skate for ice.
Speaker 1: Capades, and it's like that it's before a time when
Speaker 1: like everybody had like a famous interior decorator doing their
Speaker 1: millionaire mansions. So it just looks like a house inside.
Speaker 1: It looks like a Hampton in Yeah, it really does.
Speaker 16: Let's straight up serving hot lemons and like awkward sex.
Speaker 1: Radio shack guys. What What's something he thinks underrated?
Speaker 19: Not seeing videos of the Playboard mansion from.
Speaker 16: There, I'm not doing but thank you has kaya news
Speaker 16: for demystifying the Playboy mansion and showing it for the
Speaker 16: foil the hot foil filled with lemons nightmare.
Speaker 1: Was Andrew was something he thinks underrated.
Speaker 20: Calling people, you know, it's very easy to text. Yeah,
Speaker 20: it's very easy to text someone, you know. But I
Speaker 20: think if as a friend you haven't talked to in
Speaker 20: a while, you haven't seen it in a while, just
Speaker 20: give them a call talk for five to ten minutes.
Speaker 20: I think it's better, you know, especially if you're not
Speaker 20: in the same city. But if I'm ever on a
Speaker 20: drive or something, if I have like an hour drive,
Speaker 20: I'll try to call two or three friends for my
Speaker 20: life and just chat for five or ten minutes each.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's better. I think it's good.
Speaker 2: Do you are you ever up front and you're like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of staking the cars seeing what's up, or
Speaker 2: do you just kind of let it roll because I've
Speaker 2: done that too with friends and without having to give
Speaker 2: that like sort of caveat, we just end up talking
Speaker 2: for a while because I'm like, with some dude, ah,
Speaker 2: what's up? And then you just start talking about some
Speaker 2: shit and then I'm like and then at then I'm like, hey, sorry, dude,
Speaker 2: I got to where I'm about to up.
Speaker 20: Well, I do have to let you know that they
Speaker 20: are probably aware that you're in a car the whole time.
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty obvious talking to someone in a car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I'm screaming to.
Speaker 1: The war is talking.
Speaker 20: I just think a nice little random phone call whenever,
Speaker 20: I mean whenever I get a phone call from someone
Speaker 20: I haven't talked to it a while, it's nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I loved that that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was like white people were
Speaker 2: doing it too, but it was like definitely on black
Speaker 2: social media. Calling your boys and saying good night to them.
Speaker 2: I thought that was just so good because what's up, boy? Though,
Speaker 2: what's up?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: Like I just want to call to say good night.
Speaker 2: They're like, what the fuck? But then like then you
Speaker 2: got to see how like their friends work is.
Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there was one I saw that
Speaker 20: was like Martin Scorsese, like, who was calling someone? Like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 20: like his grand his granddaughter got you know, she like
Speaker 20: gets me to do all the all the social media friends.
Speaker 1: She got him to call.
Speaker 20: Gosh, I really forget who but someone on his level,
Speaker 20: like a similar kind of.
Speaker 2: Guy and the right Okay, Hi, okay, okay, Robert.
Speaker 1: I think it was Robertson. Actually I think it was
Speaker 1: either of the reverse of Robert. Well, yes, it was
Speaker 1: Robert calling Martin or Martin called Robber.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I was.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: I love the idea of his granddaughter stumbling upon like
Speaker 2: a prop and like as if in the dusty closet.
Speaker 2: She's like, if when Grandpa in my videos, people fucking
Speaker 2: lose it. I didn't realize people liked over so much.
Speaker 2: It's so random.
Speaker 1: He liked movies or something like I've been there other you.
Speaker 2: She's like, look at Grandpa's eyebrows.
Speaker 1: Look how long the eyebrow hair is. This is my grandpa.
Speaker 1: This is grandpa. Marty said, Hi, Okay.
Speaker 20: Someone someone comments I think he's famous, and she's like,
Speaker 20: oh my god, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Know Marty score seats. I love so far all of
Speaker 1: your takes have been about going analog, using a phone
Speaker 1: for talking on the phone. And then when you said surfing,
Speaker 1: I thought we were talking Internet browsing, but no, you
Speaker 1: do the timey surfing. Hell yeah, What is something from
Speaker 1: your search history that's revealing about who you.
Speaker 10: Are right now? Because I'm about to do I v F.
Speaker 10: My last history was how much come in ejaculation? Because
Speaker 10: let me tell you, I missed you too. We did
Speaker 10: this thing called I U I a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 10: which is.
Speaker 20: Like a hush hush I UI.
Speaker 10: It's like a low key IVF where they shoot my
Speaker 10: husband's come directly into my wherever. It goes via a hose.
Speaker 2: Impossible, Yeah, like a livestock style, Yes, exactly, And it's
Speaker 2: like cheaper than IVF.
Speaker 10: But my husband went to leave a load and he
Speaker 10: fucking didn't aim right, and like half of the com
Speaker 10: didn't go in the cup, which I'm like, you had
Speaker 10: one job literally all this stuff, and so he lost
Speaker 10: half the sperm. So I wanted to know how much
Speaker 10: come in here?
Speaker 4: And it was it's three hundred million, So many many
Speaker 4: sperm is ejaculation?
Speaker 1: There's so is it is there? Like?
Speaker 2: Are there higher and lower concentrations like in the semen.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing too, because you could probably the volume could
Speaker 2: be high, but the sperm in there, Yes, that club out.
Speaker 1: Mine just got one big one. I mean we're halfway
Speaker 1: there with this one. Man three hundred million, so.
Speaker 10: Well he I only got one hundred and fifty million,
Speaker 10: which feels like a lot.
Speaker 1: Still seems like plenty if you ask me.
Speaker 10: But why can I have one hundred and fifty million babies?
Speaker 2: That's how that works, right, one egg, but one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty million, spirm one hundred fifty million babies.
Speaker 1: When I do think about like the number of sperm,
Speaker 1: and like, there's got to be bad ones in there,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, man, having kids is such a crap shoot,
Speaker 1: you know, because those are those aren't all identical. I
Speaker 1: don't think maybe they're oh there's.
Speaker 10: Something like slow ones and some last ones or I
Speaker 10: don't know.
Speaker 1: It's also a big plot hole in Back to the Future,
Speaker 1: if yet, because like any change that he made, like
Speaker 1: would have altered when his parents when his dad came
Speaker 1: inside his mom, and like even even if it was
Speaker 1: at the exact even if they tried to do it
Speaker 1: the exact same time, it's like you, you have to
Speaker 1: assume that the same of the three hundred million sperm
Speaker 1: gonna make it for you to even exist. Otherwise it's
Speaker 1: gonna be somebody who looks totally different. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not an opening of Look Who's Talking?
Speaker 2: I don't know how.
Speaker 10: That's exactly my reference.
Speaker 1: Right, it's gonna be me. It's gonna be me, It's
Speaker 1: gonna be stupid. But I was like, that's how I
Speaker 1: think about.
Speaker 10: It's like the like sarcastic sperm and the like Danny DeVito's.
Speaker 1: The sarcastic sperm makes it so they don't all have
Speaker 1: Bruce Willis's voice, no difference, like a bunch of different ones.
Speaker 1: But then some of them have Bruce Willis's voice. I
Speaker 1: think in the second one when baby ends up being
Speaker 1: Roseanne bar So, like, what's going on?
Speaker 10: Isn't is Danny DeVito one of them? Or am I
Speaker 10: making this up? That's a movie?
Speaker 1: Was he one of the pets in Look Who's Talking Now?
Speaker 1: Entirely possible?
Speaker 2: I believe that's I think I believe that's a plot
Speaker 2: of Look Who's Talking Now, which is the one about pets,
Speaker 2: because there's Look Who's Talking?
Speaker 1: To with Roseanne. Then there's look who's talking now when
Speaker 1: you have the animals who.
Speaker 2: Were voiced by Danny DeVito exactly and Ianne Keaton.
Speaker 10: Oh wow, wow, what a movie. I need to rewatch.
Speaker 1: The remember this.
Speaker 2: And there was like this whole like Christmas plot because
Speaker 2: he's like the private pilot in this one and he's
Speaker 2: trying to get home and ship in the Snow's.
Speaker 10: John Travolta the dad or not.
Speaker 1: That John Travolta is the dad in the second. So
Speaker 1: Travolta is dad of Roseanne, but dad of Bruce Willis
Speaker 1: baby is somebody like some guy that she was just
Speaker 1: sleeping with who was like to leave my husband or
Speaker 1: leave my wife for you.
Speaker 10: And then the cab driver or something.
Speaker 1: The cab driver is getting her to the hospital when
Speaker 1: she pregnant.
Speaker 10: What a brilliant film, so good.
Speaker 1: I mean, hecker like the podcast blank Check is just
Speaker 1: covering the career of Amy Heckerling and they just went
Speaker 1: through these Those those movies were massive and totally memory
Speaker 1: hold for me, except if I'm trying to picture sperm
Speaker 1: on their journey the number one like iconic image, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's in my head. It's like, damn, they really did
Speaker 1: that in a children's movie. They opened with the Journey.
Speaker 1: That wasn't my children's movie, was it was?
Speaker 2: I mean I was watching it as a child.
Speaker 1: I watched that ship. I went and saw that in
Speaker 1: the theaters as a child, and my parents definitely got
Speaker 1: me the tape.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, I just remember what he was fucking with
Speaker 2: those like New Mexican like Kachina dolls or some.
Speaker 1: Shit, and he was breaking the ship in the office.
Speaker 1: He was like this thing, there's a baby, and Albert's like,
Speaker 1: that's my oh my, my dolls. Anyway, eighty nine, so
Speaker 1: I get I saw it when I was like eight
Speaker 1: or nine, uh, maybe ten, So yeah, that's that. I
Speaker 1: was seeing that in the Yeah, and you were still.
Speaker 2: Watching was going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was born in.
Speaker 10: Eighty three, So how old was I?
Speaker 1: You were like seven?
Speaker 10: I can't do basic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay, none of us can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well that that was a fascinating tour
Speaker 1: through the reproductive system. When is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 10: Uh, getting fingered? I feel like it went out of style. Really,
Speaker 10: it became it became passe, or for me at least,
Speaker 10: it was like getting fingered. And the other day I
Speaker 10: got fingered, and I was like this rules and my
Speaker 10: other option for underrated and my other is Dil the herb.
Speaker 1: Love so great. Wait, okay, I'm first of all shout
Speaker 1: out to getting fingered. Yeah, I don't want to I
Speaker 1: don't want to pass by that, just to get to Dale, which.
Speaker 2: Shout out digital stimulation you know as we call it
Speaker 2: scientifically today.
Speaker 10: On National Handshake Day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, finger loved one compassionately and with consent. And then
Speaker 1: what steel based is that? Like just on the getting fingered,
Speaker 1: like is that a good fingering is? Like somebody who
Speaker 1: is like.
Speaker 8: Do you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what is that? Is it important? You have
Speaker 1: any tips?
Speaker 10: I think it depends on your type of finger, like
Speaker 10: a finger that's too pointy.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I was gonna lift up my hand and
Speaker 1: I just have long.
Speaker 2: What about these? Why fingernails so long?
Speaker 10: The chody or the finger is the better?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to get fingered by like a construction worker,
Speaker 1: like somebody who works with their hands, but thumb is
Speaker 1: not good right.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, it's great.
Speaker 1: Mmm.
Speaker 2: Sometimes some people like right something, call me thumple still skinned.
Speaker 1: And then Dil we're just we just like a dill
Speaker 1: pickle over a sweet pickle.
Speaker 10: Not pickled, just the herb dill.
Speaker 1: What did you recently do with this?
Speaker 10: I put it on everything now, my scrambled eggs. Try
Speaker 10: a little bit of deal on your scramble. I put
Speaker 10: it on salads. It is wonderful. I need people to
Speaker 10: be talking about it more.
Speaker 1: Well, you really have changed dial on scrambled eggs. Yeah.
Speaker 10: I had to prove that I changed by giving you
Speaker 10: that second one.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, uh yeah. Deal like just a
Speaker 1: good salad like I for a long time, I was
Speaker 1: under the impression that the only thing that could deliver
Speaker 1: flavor to a salad was the dressing. And totally like,
Speaker 1: just salt and pepper really will pick up a salad
Speaker 1: quite a bit, you know, Like some dill is a
Speaker 1: great it's a great option. Dude, you really shallots shallats.
Speaker 1: You do a little bit of mince shallad. I've met
Speaker 1: Timothy shalat Man. Yeah, the shalat may alter the flavor
Speaker 1: of your salad.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm into it. Try Parsley cilantro, I cilantro.
Speaker 1: Do it? I love it? Where are you from New Jersey?
Speaker 1: You want some lantro? Yeah? Boss?
Speaker 2: Loads of taco up with unusing chilantro and somebody sucer
Speaker 2: I'm picturing that's the uh anthropomorphic sperm from Look who's talking?
Speaker 1: Who's doing that? Just like loading up that taco up.
Speaker 2: That was late to the fertilization because it's getting this.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What's this agua cat?
Speaker 10: The fuck is that chilantro lover coming through? Uh?
Speaker 1: Tim? What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 10: I'm gonna be hated for this by both of you.
Speaker 10: But I hate you, guys. Garlic. I fucking hate garlic.
Speaker 1: You hate garlic?
Speaker 10: I hate it. I hate the smell, I hate the taste.
Speaker 10: I hate the taste it leaves in my mouth. My
Speaker 10: husband came into the bedroom the other day that with
Speaker 10: the smell of garlic, and I kicked him right out,
Speaker 10: and that night he had farts that smelled like E cola.
Speaker 1: It's not right, it's not right. It's wrong. Just real quick,
Speaker 1: a couple of things. Fuck you do you need to
Speaker 1: be invited in to enter a building? This is just
Speaker 1: a random question that it has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: your reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, how.
Speaker 1: Are you looking in the mirror the back of your hands?
Speaker 1: Real quick?
Speaker 10: I'm the nosperazi, Yeah, look at him?
Speaker 1: Fingers Yet she seems a little like insecure the way she
Speaker 1: brought up pointy fingers. Yeah, just only pointy fingers.
Speaker 2: Wait, but are you like if you taste garlic, If
Speaker 2: you taste gar you like, I'm off, I can't eat this,
Speaker 2: or you're just saying, go go ode on the garlic.
Speaker 10: It's not your thing, Yeah, going od or you know,
Speaker 10: I can, like, I'll just take it out of my
Speaker 10: recipes altogether. But it's not that I hate the taste,
Speaker 10: it's just what it does to me after it's just
Speaker 10: not worth it.
Speaker 2: Is there not a thing you can take to sort
Speaker 2: of help?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 10: I don't know? Is there?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Like my dad can't eat raw onions and he takes
Speaker 2: like something and then he gave raw onions.
Speaker 10: I mean, I I'd love to know what it is.
Speaker 10: I'd love to be in.
Speaker 1: Your club actually think, oh yeah, you know, yeah try that.
Speaker 10: Maybe it's just indigestion and that's all it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, who knows? And then I'm like, how
Speaker 1: are you going to eat a chimmy cherry?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 10: I don't, guys, I don't, I don't. I can't. I
Speaker 10: had a barbecue the other day and I left out
Speaker 10: a whole ass bowl of chimmy cherry, and my fucking
Speaker 10: dog went on top of the table and ate the
Speaker 10: entire bowl. You don't know, you do not know the
Speaker 10: shits he took pure oil, like squirting hot, like so
Speaker 10: embarrassing on my walks.
Speaker 1: It was just like trail Jimmy cherry.
Speaker 2: You're like, hey, oh, cute dogs. Whoa, whoa, whoa you're
Speaker 2: gonna I'd pick it up, but I don't even know
Speaker 2: how to with this bag.
Speaker 1: I'll just lay a bag.
Speaker 2: On it, like like aaver at a crisis.
Speaker 1: Draw jock outline around it.
Speaker 10: So how am I supposed to like garlic after that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I get it, that's fair. There are times when
Speaker 1: the garlic is coming off someone, like I know, I
Speaker 1: was eating a lot of garlic last week when we
Speaker 1: were at that happy I'm just saying, like, there are times,
Speaker 1: you know, when someone's had too much to drink and
Speaker 1: you can smell them coming, Like, there are times when
Speaker 1: like I've had too much garlic, and like it's just
Speaker 1: like you enter the room and you're like, whoa somebody
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 10: Yes, And yeah, I'm so I'm so scared of smells
Speaker 10: and of smelling always that I feel like it's just
Speaker 10: my insecurity, That's what it is. I'm always aware of
Speaker 10: my breath. I'm always aware of the stenches around me.
Speaker 1: Were you a stinky kid?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I won, So you just had that fear just generally
Speaker 2: because you didn't want Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and my sister's the same way. We're both like,
Speaker 10: we're very aware of when someone has cotton mouth. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Y'all looking at each other, You're like, yes, we're like
Speaker 2: cotton mouth fucking cotton mouth king over here.
Speaker 10: Do you remember the cotton Mouth Kings?
Speaker 2: Fucking remember about to go see them tonight?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You hear it? You see it?
Speaker 10: You like see I feel it in my bones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sometimes it happens on a podcast, and it's
Speaker 1: it's when you can hear it. It's just you can
Speaker 1: hear their mouth open. You're like, oh Jesus.
Speaker 10: Guys, there's nothing worse. I just grabbed both my tits
Speaker 10: while I said that, because it like I did the
Speaker 10: moth last two weeks ago, and I was like, I'm like,
Speaker 10: I get cotton mouth when I'm really nervous. They were like, well, you,
Speaker 10: we don't allow water on stage, and I was like,
Speaker 10: I have a discophilla policy because you can you can
Speaker 10: hear the crinkling of the water bottle and they were like, no,
Speaker 10: we don't allow, but like we don't encourage water on
Speaker 10: the huge and I was like, I need water on stage,
Speaker 10: Like I had a traumatic experience where my lips, I
Speaker 10: don't know, I made some ship up and they put
Speaker 10: a water bottles.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, They're like, if because I can talk
Speaker 2: into this my mic and it's going to sound like
Speaker 2: someone's trying to peel apart, like a fruit roll up
Speaker 2: from the plastic.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you don't want that. Then it's just like you
Speaker 10: know when your lips right up and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, eh, it's like.
Speaker 10: A turtle in the middle of the desert anyway, Just
Speaker 10: those white little spittle flecks of the corner of the mouth.
Speaker 10: Oh that in my book my aunt, My aunt had that.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite tiktoks is this this woman, this
Speaker 2: black woman's to be like all the people with the
Speaker 2: spittle in the corner of your mouth?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to beat the ship out you?
Speaker 1: It's the video and I'm like, yes, he's a disease.
Speaker 1: It is like they must it must be a problem,
Speaker 1: you know, like, I don't. I don't know how they're
Speaker 1: not aware of it. I think it makes sense that
Speaker 1: your sensitivity to olfactory distress is what has kept you
Speaker 1: from ever being a smelly person, because I think that's
Speaker 1: where it's just an obliviousness, you know, yea, So just
Speaker 1: like what am what I'm putting out there with my mouth?
Speaker 10: I did raise my hand in science class in seventh
Speaker 10: grade and the guy next to me, I turned around
Speaker 10: and he was going pew. But it's because but it's
Speaker 10: because I was just starting to smell like armpits and
Speaker 10: I didn't know. Yeah, there was like one hair, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh god, sorry about that.
Speaker 2: I was trying to find this video on to talk
Speaker 2: about when dance video came up.
Speaker 10: How shitty is it when you're in a silent waiting
Speaker 10: room and then it's just like, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and do you then things like like you know
Speaker 2: that video?
Speaker 1: Do you see that trend? Man?
Speaker 6: That shit?
Speaker 2: That shit was blasting the other day in this silent
Speaker 2: fucking room, and I was like, I'm sorry, the most
Speaker 2: obnoxious like TikTok noise just came out of my phone.
Speaker 1: Many apologies.
Speaker 21: Oh right, that's gonna do it for this very special
Speaker 21: Labor Day edition of Oops all Overrated, underrated, and we
Speaker 21: will be back tomorrow with a whole last episode, and
Speaker 21: we'll see you then.
Speaker 1: Bye ye