WEBVTT - Oops All Overrated / Underrated: Best Of May - August 2025 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.040 Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special episode of 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:08.480 Dirt Alley's Geist. This is going to be the OOPS 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:13.399 All Overrated, Underrated and Search History series, featuring some of 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:18.360 our favorite guests giving some of our favorite opinions from 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:23.080 the past few months. We'll be checking in with these sporadically. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:28.520 They're just mostly silly episodes, full of the treat part 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:32.800 of the episode, the not about the news part of 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:36.520 the episode, and yeah, we hope you enjoy them. All 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:40.639 filler no killer, I guess you could say. And if 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:44.280 you have a favorite overrated, underrated from the long history 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:48.279 of the show, my memory doesn't work that well. But 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:51.519 if you have one from a long time ago, let 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:55.000 us know in the discorder and the comments and maybe 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:58.440 we can do an all time OOPS All over under 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:03.360 Search History. Anyways, without further ado, here they are OOPS 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:09.560 All Overrated, Underrated and Search History. Bye Miles. Do you 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:11.440 want to kick us off with something? Do you think 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:15.080 it is underrated? Under fucking rated? Is? 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:16.839 Okay? 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:19.279 This is is gonna get me canceled. But I'm gonna, 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:23.000 I'm gonna, I'm gonna land the plane here, okay. Body 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:29.839 cam videos of law enforcement. However, however, it's it's fish 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:32.880 and wildlife warden body cam videos that I think are 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:35.960 under okay because you know it's fuck the police all day. 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:39.320 An ACAP does include fish and wildlife wardens because I 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:42.600 also see videos where like they're harassing like people of 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:44.720 color who are just like I don't know, bro, we fish, 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:46.480 like this is what we do in like can I 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:48.480 check your poll? Rather than I'm like, okay this now 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:52.240 you're copping it up. But the videos that first were 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:56.000 shoved in my face through the algorithm on YouTube were 0:01:56.600 --> 0:02:01.200 fish and wildlife like wardens busting like rich white people 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:04.440 on their boats doing like I love this genre because 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:06.280 a lot of the videos that I watch it's just 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:09.799 busting rich white people like who are illegally lobster fishing 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:12.760 or something like off the coast of like fucking nantuck, 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:14.040 like you know some shit like that. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:18.280 Yeah, where they're just like blatantly off violating the walls. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:24.520 Yeah yeah yeah. And they're like a couple of yachts together, yeah. 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:24.799 Just like grabbing them and they're like, hold on, let's 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:26.800 measure these like these aren't even you got to toss 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:27.280 these back? 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:30.320 What are you doing? I like the baby ones because 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.680 you can see the fear in their eyes. Yeah, and 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:34.200 they taste sweeter raw. 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:38.480 Okay, freak, but yeah, they're they're like always illegally catching 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:41.720 lobsters or oysters or like fishing with illegal bait or 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.280 like fucking spear guns that they. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.800 Would be lobster in half and eating them like ursula 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:47.760 eats those little souls exactly. 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:52.120 And the videos are great because like these fish and 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:54.560 wildlife like they're they're like, hey, we're gonna do a 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:55.880 resource check really quick. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:57.359 Just check make sure you got enough. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:59.359 You're like they start off being like I want to 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.840 see make sure you got enough like life jackets, you 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:03.320 got your fire extinguisher, got this. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:06.519 But really they're doing like a fucking Colombo type thing. 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:09.880 Like I'm sorry to get Natasha lea one more thing here, 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:11.399 what's in the buckets over there? 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:14.400 The other ones? Oh you didn't tell me you were 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.000 fishing for lopsters? Wow? 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:18.799 This is so and the way these people are all 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:20.880 they every time their defense is like I do this 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:22.720 all the time. I do this all the time. 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:26.560 It's so bad. It's just never been harassed by a 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:27.919 law enforcement agency. 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:30.560 And it's so amazing because then this person like you know, 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:33.720 these are these are technically felonies, like each one that 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:36.840 you've got here, and they're like, no, no, well but. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:37.840 I do it all the time. 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.040 Yeah, seriously, Like what can we do here? 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:43.000 Saying that, They're like like you need to stop saying. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.360 One guy was like, got a misdemeanor and then he's like, 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.840 is this the lowest we can go? He's like, technically 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.800 these are felonies. So yeah, I mean like these are crimes. 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.240 So I'm like, this is the lowest version I can, 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:54.080 you know, get ticket. 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:55.800 But here, let me show you some video of me 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:59.080 doing this before pends that I do this all the time. Yeah, 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:00.960 why do you think that helps? 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.400 I don't know. But that's why I love because that's 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:06.040 the that's just the essence of those videos is because 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:09.840 the ones I've seen, they're busting these very privileged people 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:13.400 who'd think that the law is not like applied to them. 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:16.919 But these facial wildlife ardens, they don't give a fuck. 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.960 They're like, I was watching you for two hours. It's 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:20.640 what you don't like. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:22.560 Some of these people were like I was clocking you 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:25.480 from the shore, okay, and then I decided to come 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.839 out here, so you can't explain anything to me, and 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:28.200 they're like. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:32.760 Bottom of undercover as a fucking lobster bro surprise. 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:35.679 Was the lobster freeze. 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:37.239 Somebody gets out of the bucket. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:43.040 But anyway, I found myself really being does sound wonderful 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:46.840 by like busting like like fucking hedge fun dudes who 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:50.680 are like spearfishing, like you know, like little tiny fish. 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:52.479 They don't need to be just because they're having a 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:53.280 good time drinking. 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:55.719 Yeah, well, I wonder how how often they're like and 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:58.239 let me just breathalyze you real quick. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:00.840 Those seems always smashed. 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:05.160 But he's just smashed. Yea, my underrated throwing old ship out. 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:09.000 I realized this weekend I got a new water bottle 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:14.200 right here. Okay, boy for my birthday. Oh wow, yeah yeah, 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:21.479 no big deal. Yesterday my birthday yesterday, Oh my god. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:26.279 And I babe, I'm sorry I did it again seven 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.320 years in a row, now, Babe, it's. 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:30.280 Not like you're in my neighborhood and could have stopped by. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.000 I know he was there for some and see I 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:34.719 picked up a free bike. Okay, I'll give you the 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:36.360 free bike. I picked up his for a six year ol. 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:39.360 Then that's when looking at it underrated. 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:45.080 Not having that free bike that you picked up six 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:46.679 year old's rusty bike. 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.680 So I got this and thank you. I got this 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:55.279 new water bottle. And I realized that my default was 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:59.320 to save the instructions to the water bottle, like little 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.680 folder that comes with the water bottle, even though like 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:05.200 I don't think I've ever used the instructions for a 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:07.919 water bottle, like once you read it, you kind of 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:11.040 get get the gist. But like I realized, I have 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.760 water bottle instructions that are just like left in my 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:18.119 junk drawer, you know, I have like and then also 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.200 this weekend, I realized, like I have, you know, like 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:24.960 there's like the little plastic kitchen sink catcher thing that 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:30.599 you put in the in the yeah, yeah, like catch 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:33.560 it so it doesn't go down the drain. I realized 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.960 that we've had the same one for four years. It 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:42.400 has a hole, does not and I'm just like there 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:44.760 are just certain things that for some reason in my brain, 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:47.360 like I think I've talked about it with socks before 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.080 that like holes in the heels of my socks. I 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.560 just put them back and I'll put them on be 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:54.400 like ah shit, these holes and the just put them 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.440 right back in the drawer, like I can't throw it away. 0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:00.600 I think it started with the cotton balls and pills 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:03.080 and pill bottles. When I was kick the cotton balls 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:06.159 in there, you know, the cotton balls come and pill you. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.960 Don't like to Marocca, I know that's just for the ship, 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.960 the package, that's just for the ship, for the moving 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:11.240 of it. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.560 Yeah, but what like I just I don't ever know. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.880 Just then they like break apart and like there the 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:21.960 pill bottles empty, but that cotton ball's still in there. 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:23.800 What you do so you don't feel like you're wasting 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:26.440 it With every new bottle of Thailand or whatever you open, 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.040 take the cotton bot and work incrementally on a picture 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:31.520 of the Easter Buddy with each piece of. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:34.680 Ling. 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:35.320 There you go. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.240 Yeah, so I don't want to I don't want to 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:40.800 encourage like throwing ship in the landfill. So maybe maybe 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.400 I should have like uses for this, but like I 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:46.280 don't know. There's just certain things that I will die with, 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:50.400 like the the trash cans that came with our house, 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:54.920 like we're falling apart and for some reason, yeah, like 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.520 just from the city, like the wheel was falling off 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.640 like that. And then once the wheel stopped working. The 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.720 bottle like got dragged and like and there's just like 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:06.600 dirty as ship and holes was wearing in the bottom 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:08.920 and I just like realized I could like order one 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:11.040 from the city. I was gonna say, I just got 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:15.200 to replace them, but like it never occurred to me 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:18.760 for like years, Like you're loyal, man, I am doomed. 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.640 I'm loyal to like weird ship. 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:26.720 Literally off my garbage can till the wheels fall offabe, 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:31.160 I say to my garbage can, and I'm like, taking it. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.880 Your your first tattoo? Is this garbage can? 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:33.439 You? 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:36.840 Like love you? Anyways, I'm trying. I'm trying to be 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:37.960 more cognizant, you know. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:41.440 I'm I keep paperwork for ship if there if it 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:44.880 even pretends to be a warranty card, right, I'm like, 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:45.640 oh I can't. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.000 I'm not gonna fucking but look stupid out here. When 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:49.880 they go, well, where's your warranty car, I'm like, oh. 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:50.680 You threw it away? 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:54.080 Yeah, And even if it's mentions a warranty, I'm like 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:55.720 keeping in her mask the all the times, like why 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:57.199 the fuck do we still have this? 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:01.920 And I'm just like file like within the first thirty days, right, 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:03.880 and I like filed your water bottle and. 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:07.120 She says that, and she's like, you've missed that window. 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:09.000 And I'm like, yeah, but like maybe i'll have a 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.800 case afterwards. Maybe they'll they'll make an exception for me. 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:16.560 I kept it. Yeah, so many old receipts that like 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:19.520 the I have. I have a receipt right here that 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:23.319 doesn't have any writing on it on either side because 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:26.160 it's yeah, yeah, it's just one of that that's just 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:29.600 that's completely empty. Yeah, and that's and it's been on 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.439 my desk for like six months. Good and I haven't 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:35.720 thrown it out because I'm maybe maybe i'll maybe I'll 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:37.200 be able to divine what. 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:42.000 Ship going on here, folks. Keep it moving, find a 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:42.520 new angle. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:46.600 Those ADHD memes where they're just like they just like 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:50.480 read me, like directly into my soul. I'm just like, 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:57.920 no way this far Mark. We do like to ask 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:01.040 our guess, what's something from your s history that's revealing 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:02.600 about who you are? Guys? 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:06.880 And keeping with my mort brand on the dailies you guys, 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:10.760 which I'm looking at both skateboarding and used cars I'm 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:14.320 gonna go to I'm driving to Chino today to check 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:16.839 out a two thousand and two and be meata and guys, 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:17.480 this might be. 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:19.560 The one two thousand and two. 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:22.880 Yeah, man, I want a little I want a little 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:24.560 convertible I can learn how to work on. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.200 I'm a I'm an. 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:30.120 Adult man now and I want to really I want 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:32.600 to emphasize a healthy masculinity in my life. 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.240 So I'm gonna start wrenching. 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.920 Hell yeah, dude, Yeah, just got a spot for to 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:40.160 tinker in that tire out on that thing. Yeah. 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:42.400 We got a little garage over here, and we're gonna, yeah, 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:43.160 we're gonna get into. 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:45.360 Me and a friend of mine, he's gonna bring his 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:47.400 tools over. It's gonna be a bunch of hot shirtless 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.040 dudes listening in the sunshine. 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.040 The way you said that, it just sounds like dudes 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:52.640 who are smoking meth who are. 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:53.880 About to take a car park. 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.160 Hey, my boys, might's come over some tools and get 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:57.079 into the hood of this miat. 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:59.360 It's like, you guys don't know what you're doing. Yeah, 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.560 but we got tool man, we'll figure it out. Ye 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:05.000 gonna come over. We got vc R that we're just 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:06.520 gonna take apart kind of. 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.120 You got a few projects, you and your buddy been 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.480 working on right. Yeah, we're still figuring out the cathode 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.800 ray tube TV. Still figuring out how that works. 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:14.440 Yeah, yea, I'm. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:16.079 Gonna hang on this porta potty for a while. 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:18.280 You guys cool, goetna watch a ton of porn and 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.000 take this Miada apart with our hands. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:23.520 Wait, so, figure out what makes cathode ray TV so 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:24.600 heavy and. 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:26.840 What makes the cathode ray tube stink when you crack 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:27.880 it open so bad? 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:30.040 What? Wait? What? Why? The Miata is there? 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:32.280 Like, is there a specific reason why you you got 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.160 your eyes on the Miada. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:37.240 They're affordable, they're relatively reliable, they're easy to work on, 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:40.920 and I want a little convertible while I live in California. 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:45.480 Hell yeah, hell yeah, Okay, I feel like it would 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:48.120 be something you'll be looking like something that the beach 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.439 boys would sing about by the end of that, you know, 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:54.360 just a little Miata? Yeah, top down, that's my top down. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:12:06.720 Yeaha serve board in mid lady, because these are almost 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:11.520 dug from all the skating. 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:12.880 His skeleton hurts. 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:16.920 What something? The things underrated? 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:18.240 Underrated. 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:20.480 I don't know if anyone's doing this, but my wife 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.560 and I realized, ud we do this thing where we 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:25.360 make up words. Not enough people are doing it. Last night, 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:29.040 Cody our pitfull. He wouldn't stop loudly licking his foot, 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.840 and Ashley, my wife, goes Cody stops slurping, and he 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:34.439 immediately stopped doing it. 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:37.800 And the word is too correct, not to that. 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.920 Smarting is the perfect word for what he was doing. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.520 So I will no, man, next time i'm leaving leave 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.800 a party, I'm gonna go, all right, well, I'm gonna 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:49.760 I'm gonna jerp. Yeah, I'm gonna jerp, and then just 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.200 leave and it'll be like, I guess it's a cool 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:53.200 new word for leaving. 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:59.320 Jerping. You want to, Yes, this party's cash, let's jerk. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.600 Hell yeah, dude, what's that jerking off in the jeep outside? 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:07.440 Oh? Could get you in trouble if if you're just 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:11.959 assuming you know what other people mean, they're like, yeah, brother. 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.280 They jack off as they leave. 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.960 I'm going to jump on out of here. My god, 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:24.120 he's jacking off. You don't look sorry. I do want 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:26.880 to go back to the two thousand and because I do. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:31.160 I am just curious how you select because looking at 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:33.400 the picture of the two thousand and to Miata, I'm 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.000 realizing this is a car I see all all over 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:36.440 the road. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:38.000 They made a ton of them? 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:40.600 Yeah, is that what happens? Is it they made a 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:44.080 ton and or is it like what I'm curious what 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:49.080 the the Darwinian survival of the fittest thing is that 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.680 happens where a car just lasts? 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:56.800 Yeah, well, Japanese engineering primarily, so they're like super reliable. 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:59.280 All the parts are affordable. So a lot of people 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.800 the end is the first generation. Tons of people took 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:05.400 those and like on across them, track them like put 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:09.320 crazy stances, like all put insane spoilers on them. So 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:12.200 they have that too, But they sold so many that 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:16.200 there's still a lot better like functioning that makes sense. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:19.000 The body looks like I'm trying to think it looks 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:21.080 like a Jetson's car a little bit. I feel like 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.040 it's the closest that we've come to, like the flying 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:26.360 Jetson's car. Yeah that it's like round and like kind 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:29.520 of torpedo shaped a little bit. Yeah, Yeah, I like 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.960 it because it's that You're right, it does. It looks 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:33.600 like what they thought the future was going to be 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.080 in nineteen ninety seven. 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.760 Right, Yeah, a beautiful future, really what is something you 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:39.560 think is overrated? 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:46.800 Overrated like convertibles as cars, where I don't understand why 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:51.480 that exists because you get sun burnt your hat if 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.640 you're wearing a hat, which I will because you know, 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:57.600 I don't have that nice, gorgeous just bush. 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.080 On the top of my head like Jet's you know, 0:14:59.280 --> 0:14:59.680 your hair. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.600 But yeah, hey, look at the bush on that dude's head. 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.720 I didn't get the hair transplant where I just took 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:10.760 the bush just straight straight right to the top of 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.960 my head a pubic two pay up the marking. I 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:16.440 don't even buy two pays. I just buy murkings for 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:20.880 cinematic use. That's right, tape it right. On convertibles as 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:26.880 cars you specified are overrated as well, what's the other 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:27.880 option here? 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:31.040 I'm so sorry that maybe wellft so hard if I can. 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:34.600 Continue with this segment. I do kind of puby hair too. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:38.520 So it is a little puby holloween curly. 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:42.920 Top because it would be noticeable, you know, like it's 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:44.960 not like, wait, is it the weather? 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.800 Why his hair, especially especially when I was covering up, 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:50.960 Like the hair is like thick. 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:51.680 It's weird. 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:54.240 If you had a transplant to like you'd have your 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:56.960 regular hair that didn't wasn't transplant it, and then just 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:59.160 random ass pube part. 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:01.720 Just a cube mound on the top of your head. 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:03.960 They're like, are you're doing that gen z sort of 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:04.600 like broccoli? 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:10.080 Yeah, yeah, exactly, dudeeah yeah. 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:19.280 It just keeps coming out in your hats. Trailing pubes behind, 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:21.640 They're like, hey, can I borrow your bike helmet? 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:23.880 You're like, yeah, sure, and then they looking like, Yo, 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:25.840 are they fucking this thing? 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:30.120 What there? This hotel that jack was that ya? 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:36.960 We've had six six attended, quitting for whatever the room service. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:41.120 I can't even fucking taken out by the idea of 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:43.440 your pube anyway. It's just a funny pubic. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:47.560 So convertibles, huh convertibles. 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:51.160 So in cars convertible and convertibles and cars getting coffee 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.560 with ps on their head because you can. 0:16:56.480 --> 0:17:00.400 Cars getting coffee. He was trying to pick trip. 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:04.720 Yeahure pitches us podcast goes, dude, think about this stuff 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:08.199 you should know, But with pubes on your head, I 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:09.000 don't know why you. 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:12.080 Guys won't just trust me and give me this podcast 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:13.400 that I keep pitching. 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:16.600 Exactly so you're gonna love it. Scam Goddess with pubes 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:17.240 on your head. 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:23.200 Yeah fine, I have someone attached to I have Fred 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:24.960 Willard attached Like. 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:27.760 What he's ship? 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:29.199 We got terrible news for you. 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:31.760 Wait, that's funny too, because mort Burke yesterday was loving 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:33.760 a convertible. I like to see when white people fight 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.520 over convertibles. Yes, my favorite kind of content. 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.639 Maybe that could be a special episode because I I 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:42.440 love more, but I have to respectfully disagree where it's 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:46.200 like I don't want to put on suntan lotion before 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:49.639 I have to get in a car. And it's also 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:51.800 the weather's never that good. 0:17:53.200 --> 0:18:01.639 To enhance your son. It does still of oil. Because 0:18:01.800 --> 0:18:04.640 it is what I grew up calling sunscreen is suntan lotion. 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:06.520 I think that's what we all need. 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:09.120 I feel like rather than being like what do you mean, 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:10.680 like you're trying to darken. 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:14.480 They like had to trick us into putting on sunscreen. 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:18.360 They're like, this is called suntan lotion. It will give 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:19.280 you a suntan. 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:21.960 Let's just to stop the suntan. 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:23.919 Then what is sun block? 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:25.720 Doesn't exist? 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:31.880 I feel like convertibles as cars make sense only in California, 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:34.480 Like it's like one of those things. Yeah yeah, yeah, 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:38.000 Well like Florida. You're gonna get yeah, rains so much, 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:44.040 you're gonna get just pelted with bugs that are like prehistoric. 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:46.560 Nasty so big dactyls. 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:55.840 Yeah, just but yeah, I don't know. It's California. People 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:57.640 still rocking with the convertibles out here. 0:18:57.960 --> 0:19:00.760 Oh yeah, I mean her Magic used to have a 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:04.400 convertible before the fire burned in the fire and we 0:19:04.440 --> 0:19:06.560 when we'd ride around, I would not ride in with 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:11.000 it unless I wore a wig. There's no you have 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:13.480 to have your hair blowing or else you look like 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:18.600 a fucking idiot. So I'll just cat removal device. 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:19.159 Thanks. 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:24.080 Yeah, not if you tie it to the mirrors in 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:26.119 the car, where I have one long string from my 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:29.120 hat on the side mirror and then another strength shorterer like. 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:37.240 The exactly nice triassholes you have, like one of the 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:40.120 like the headgear that like kids who have like really 0:19:40.119 --> 0:19:43.240 bad orthodental like you have that, but for your hat, 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:44.680 just a whole age. 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:48.680 Around your head. Yeah right, not get my hat this time, love. 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:52.840 Dickhead, because my teeth are loose because I grind them 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:55.240 at night, So I just have Have you ever been 0:19:55.280 --> 0:19:57.280 in a convertible and one of your teeth just blows it. 0:19:57.400 --> 0:20:04.200 Yeah, all the time, all the time. Hate it. Pubes 0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:07.760 down the tent cubes flying off my head. 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:12.560