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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's the Nicky Glazer Podcast, Podcast

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Speaker 1: number two of the week. We're back me, Brian and

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Speaker 1: Noah hanging out talking about meditation.

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Speaker 2: Mmmm.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, we all just kind of started this week.

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Speaker 3: I downloaded the Sam Harris app.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, I waking up, Yeah, waking up.

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Speaker 2: The problem with meditation is just, you know, here we

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Speaker 2: go people. That's everyone is so sure that meditation is

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Speaker 2: the solution to your problems. It makes it's like I

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Speaker 2: have this natural reflex to be to like prove everybody wrong.

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Speaker 1: But you with you on the medical book?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 2: I'll go meditate for like seven hours a day for

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Speaker 2: the next seven weeks so that I can just come back.

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Speaker 3: I can still be in pain and be.

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Speaker 1: Like, see, yeah, you're you're in a cynical place about it,

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Speaker 1: but I get it. Yeah, yeah, I'm sold on it again.

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Speaker 1: I mean I've been sold on the whole life. But

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Speaker 1: I'm just back in after reading this book. I'm reading

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Speaker 1: this book that it's an audiobook that was recommended to

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Speaker 1: me on a Manifestation subreddit that I follow called law

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Speaker 1: of attraction and it's just a bunch of people telling

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Speaker 1: you what they manifested and how they did it. And

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Speaker 1: someone was like, this is they were talking about some

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Speaker 1: method and they said this helped me just as much,

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Speaker 1: if not more than the book Feel Better No Matter What.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, what's that? So I looked it

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Speaker 1: up and it's a it's feel Better No Matter What

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Speaker 1: by Michael James, a four week course to love the

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Speaker 1: life you have right now. And there's been some interesting

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Speaker 1: nuggets in it that I really liked that. He's pretty

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Speaker 1: much he's he's talking about writing this book and like

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Speaker 1: teaching this kind of method, and he's talking about one

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Speaker 1: day in class he's a professor, and all the students

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Speaker 1: afterwards are kind of like hanging out and they're like,

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Speaker 1: you need to get this message out. You need to

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Speaker 1: write a book, you need to do audiobook tapes, you

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Speaker 1: need to have a website.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 1: This is like probably early two thousands. And then one

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Speaker 1: of his students is like, or how about you do

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Speaker 1: exactly what you're teaching us and you just love yourself more?

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Speaker 1: And he was like, oh my god, yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: need all this other stuff, like all this like trying

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Speaker 1: to do all these other things. The girl was like,

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Speaker 1: why don't you do exactly the pre you know, practice

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Speaker 1: what you preach, and love yourself more. So the whole

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Speaker 1: conceit of the book is just like learning how to

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Speaker 1: love yourself more and how to be the most yourself,

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Speaker 1: which is the I think so cool and and like

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Speaker 1: it makes me feel like that's within reach because we

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Speaker 1: all have ourselves. It's just waiting for us to find it.

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Speaker 3: There's a Chapel Roane within all of us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's probably still trying, Like she's young enough that

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Speaker 1: she's probably still trying to be other people. So am

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Speaker 1: I I think this like it's not as easy. But

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Speaker 1: he does say that the best artists, any artists you

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Speaker 1: know and really respect, the ones that are the musicians,

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Speaker 1: can medians, playwrights, writers that are the best at what

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Speaker 1: they do, really boils down to they are the most themselves.

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Speaker 1: They're more themselves than any other artists. So whoever is

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Speaker 1: producing art at the top level is not the most.

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Speaker 1: They're the most talented, but that talent really comes from

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Speaker 1: a place of they are just the most themselves and

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Speaker 1: it teaches you how to do this, And there's all

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Speaker 1: these different methods and they're really simple and I love it.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes that can be tricky because I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: name names here, but there are certain people in comedy

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Speaker 2: who are lauded for being so themselves and they're sow

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Speaker 2: themselves and everything they do is like confusing to most,

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Speaker 2: but it's so uniquely them. And then like the industry

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Speaker 2: eats that up because they love narcissists and they'll be like,

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Speaker 2: don't understand what they're doing at all, and they're so confident, right,

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Speaker 2: and that shit doesn't work, it doesn't make money, it's

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Speaker 2: not Maybe it's them expressing themselves in such a unique way,

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Speaker 1: I would disagree that they I would then say that

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Speaker 3: It is not themselves. Is that what's happening?

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Speaker 1: So I think that, like, yeah, I think that, you

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Speaker 1: Is it the most clutter out of the way, is it.

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Speaker 5: The most themselves or they're doing it for themselves. Like

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Speaker 5: whatever they're putting out, they're doing it like it's coming from.

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Speaker 1: A place of like they know themselves and they love themselves,

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Speaker 1: and they trust themselves, and they're not trying to be

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Speaker 1: they're not trying to abandon what they are. And we

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Speaker 1: all do this subconsciously, like conscious constantly of just trying

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Speaker 1: to not be ourselves and hating ourselves, and like, if

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Speaker 1: you can find a way to just truly accept who

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Speaker 1: you are, you can be completely happy and have kind

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Speaker 1: of a ease with which you can produce and create

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Speaker 1: that other people aren't met with because it's it shouldn't

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Speaker 1: feel like a battle to clear the space. That's why

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Speaker 1: you meditate. Why part of this thing is so this

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Speaker 1: guys four week course is like so much of it

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Speaker 1: is based on meditating, because he says, it's like your

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Speaker 1: brain is like a snow globe and your thoughts that

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Speaker 1: starting to learn about this, like these autistic kids that

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Speaker 1: are getting are being able to read minds. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what if your thoughts are just like frequencies of other

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Speaker 1: people's bullshit? Like what if you don't even know that

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Speaker 1: your thought is as someone else's thought that's just coming

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Speaker 1: if you know about free will and meditating, like you

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Speaker 1: know that thoughts are not actual things you're producing. They're

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Speaker 1: just things you're noticing and you feel like you're producing them,

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Speaker 1: but you're not. They're just coming out of nowhere. And

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Speaker 1: so what if those thoughts are just like someone else's bullshit?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: And like what if and when you meditate you learn

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Speaker 1: that thoughts you get the thoughts out of the way.

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Speaker 1: And the snow globe that is a shaken snow globe,

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Speaker 1: that is all those thoughts. You can't see what's inside.

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Speaker 1: You can't see the little castle or the little big

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Speaker 1: all all the snow. And then when you meditate, the

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Speaker 1: snow slowly like drifts down and settles and you can

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Speaker 1: the in the woods. Yeah, you are an Epcot Center

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Speaker 2: This it's funny because it never snows at Epcot Center,

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Speaker 2: except it's my point. I agree with what you're saying,

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Speaker 2: but I think I have a contradiction to your snow

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Speaker 2: globe analogy. I know that you love this guy and

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Speaker 2: this new book is all the rage, but there's someone

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Speaker 2: else for me, there's someone else that you should probably

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Speaker 2: learn about. His name is Sam Harris. Yes, and he

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Speaker 2: has an app called Waking Up. Yes, and he would

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Speaker 2: say to this that the snow globe analogy is fine. However,

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Speaker 2: the goal of the meditation practice. See, the goal of

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Speaker 2: the meditation practice is not to meditate for longer and longer,

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Speaker 2: but it's to become a person in a meditative state.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that all through your waking.

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Speaker 2: Life, the thing that practice is now happening twenty four

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Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, but I think that this guy is

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Speaker 1: kind of I think eventually, if you do meditate as

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Speaker 1: much as this guy says, which is he says thirty

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Speaker 1: this ten minute stuff is not going to clear anything.

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Speaker 1: It's not going to teach you. I think his method

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Speaker 1: is just saying you're going to get there sooner where

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Speaker 1: it's like, once you meditate enough every day, you can

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Speaker 1: kind of get to that state like if I do

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Speaker 1: pilates every day for eight weeks for an hour during plates,

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Speaker 1: it constantly. And then after like six weeks, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: able to acknowledge that you don't have to pay attention

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Speaker 2: Speaking to your Like what if it's what if a

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Speaker 3: It's not just other people's thoughts.

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Speaker 2: The whole atmosphere is filled with frequency is coming from

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Speaker 3: There's obviously like your phone, you know, shooting up.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's phone is shooting up into space and then coming

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Speaker 2: back down to people's phones. And also just every single

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and your I was picking up radio signals in

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Speaker 3: WHOA really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a story in this book about Judy Garland.

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Speaker 1: There's a recording of her. What that was this book?

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Speaker 1: but she's tugging like this, and she's like, I I

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Speaker 1: was told Buster Keaton when I got to set that

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Speaker 1: I could hear a rate like that, there's a song

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Speaker 1: He asked her, were you on Mulholland it was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you passed by a ray frequency. Your fillings picked it up.

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Speaker 1: And then they had other proof of guys like picking

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Speaker 1: he was picking up in underground Japanese radio like Morse

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Speaker 2: a spy from like the you know, the Fast I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know, they didn't get into it, but it was

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Speaker 1: like he was committed because they thought he was crazy

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Speaker 1: because he was like, I'm hearing voices and it was

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Speaker 1: just a radio frequency that anyone else couldn't hear, you know,

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Speaker 1: dog whistles, like yeah, they can hear stuff, like there's

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Speaker 1: stuff going on all around us. And that's why the

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Speaker 1: telepi yippers are scary because these kids can also see things,

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Speaker 1: see people all over. They don't like the like this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like like Haley Joel.

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Speaker 1: Like you're never really alone.

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Speaker 2: comfort me. If there's ghosts, that's amazing less unless ghosts

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Speaker 1: that's why movies and books are important. You like live

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00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 1: in someone else's experience and head. But there was a

436
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,439
Speaker 1: subreddit that was like, asked reddit about how do you

437
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,520
Speaker 1: know someone's had a bad childhood and the number one

438
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,600
Speaker 1: answer was they don't talk about their family. And then

439
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 1: an answer to that was was someone that I was

440
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,439
Speaker 1: relate to someone goes I rarely ask people about their

441
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,159
Speaker 1: family unless they offer it, because I don't want to

442
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 1: ever put them in a position to say, actually I

443
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,359
Speaker 1: hate my mom and actually my dad left when I

444
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 1: was three, or my grandpa abused me. Like I don't

445
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,560
Speaker 1: ask people about their siblings in case their siblings are

446
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 1: dead or like there's something or they're estranged from them,

447
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 1: Like unless they offer for it, or unless they ask

448
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 1: me about mine, that's kind of signals to me that

449
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 1: they're someone who asks about families. But if someone doesn't

450
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 1: ask you about your family or talk about theirs, don't

451
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,119
Speaker 1: go prying if you don't know them, because you're probably

452
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,600
Speaker 1: gonna get or they might just be I love when

453
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 1: they're just really blunt, they're like my mom's dad. I

454
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 1: just like I love that. I love when someone just

455
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 1: like shuts you down. It's like you don't get to

456
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 1: ask me about that. So I thought that was a

457
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:24,880
Speaker 1: really interesting answer because I think a lot of people

458
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,919
Speaker 1: go like, that's such a normal question to ask, like

459
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 1: what about your siblings? Where are they?

460
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Speaker 2: Or do you have the most dangerous question of all

461
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Speaker 2: do you have any kids?

462
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I ask about Oh

463
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 1: my god. I mean, I'll save this for after the break.

464
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Speaker 1: But I have an example of something that I asked

465
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Speaker 1: that could have been an uncomfortable question, but I don't

466
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 1: think it was after this. So I'm at the So

467
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm at the NFL Honors, I'm waiting for the car

468
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 1: after Bill Belichick's girlfriend talks to me. Actually was before that.

469
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,399
Speaker 1: Chris is talking into a friend from production that he

470
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Speaker 1: ran into. I see this guy in a wheelchair kind

471
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 1: of roll up so to speak, and literally m hm,

472
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,679
Speaker 1: and he's with a friend and he goes and I

473
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,199
Speaker 1: kind of see them like talk and like maybe clock me.

474
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 1: I think this was them, because there was a couple

475
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: of people that clocked me and then asked for a

476
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: picture of stuff. It was very nice, but I would

477
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 1: kind of see the talk happened before they asked for

478
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 1: the picture of like hey, do you think that that's her?

479
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 1: And then they're like, you know, like they kind of

480
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 1: think you're a zoo animal and you can't hear like

481
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Speaker 1: I don't.

482
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Speaker 3: Understand they start at you.

483
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Speaker 1: They don't understand that. Like in fire like you can

484
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 1: if your friend who's two feet away can hear you,

485
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,439
Speaker 1: the girl that's five feet away can probably hear you.

486
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Speaker 3: Toolengths anyway.

487
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Speaker 1: And yeah, and you're saying my name, which I'm like

488
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: a tuned to hear already because people know their name anyway.

489
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,959
Speaker 1: But this I see. They they say like, hey, are

490
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Speaker 1: you Niku Lazer? I'm like, yeah, And there's this guy

491
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Speaker 1: in this wheelchair and I can just tell he's not

492
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Speaker 1: permanently in a wheelchair. I don't know how I can tell.

493
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 2: I just know like he's injured. Maybe he broke his

494
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 2: leg or something. He's not like one of those guys

495
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 2: who's just wheeling around.

496
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: For that doesn't look like a perme it doesn't have

497
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 1: like stickers on it. There's not like a warmness to

498
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: the wheelchair. There's not like a comfort in the wheelchair.

499
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Speaker 3: Looking it's a nice chair.

500
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Speaker 1: I think it was a nice chair. It just did it.

501
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 1: He did it. He was like sitting in it in

502
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Speaker 1: a way that seemed like his body worked mostly, you know,

503
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 1: like I think people who are chronically in a wheelchair

504
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:34,199
Speaker 1: have a are the wheelchairs almost part of them? Like

505
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 1: you sense that it's like it's them. Yeah, And I'm

506
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 1: saying this all with no fucking judgment. Yeah, he could

507
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 1: have been like yeah, but I don't think he would

508
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 1: have been out and being like Nikki Glazer and like,

509
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if if he was permanent,

510
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: but I could have been wrong, that's the thing. I

511
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: could have been barking up a terrible tree. So he goes,

512
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 1: I go, I go, what happened to you? And I

513
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: asked this to people all the time, if they have

514
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: like a cast or wheelchair like not actually, if they

515
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: have a cast or if they have a rolling like

516
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 1: kind of you know, a boot, I generally don't because

517
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're getting it all the time. But if

518
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: they're coming to a meet and greet, I do because

519
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, Nikki Glazer asked me about it. But

520
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: if it's like you know, I'd find a time in

521
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: a place.

522
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Speaker 3: I are certain people who love that. Like if you

523
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 3: have a cast, I read the room.

524
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Speaker 4: Yes.

525
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember in like elementary school or middle school, when

526
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 2: someone would break an arm and then they would have

527
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 2: a cast, it'd be like they'd be like the celebrity

528
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 2: for the next time.

529
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Speaker 5: Yes, totally totally to get autographs and stuff.

530
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Speaker 2: Get those autographs and if you get as the autograph,

531
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 2: oh my god, you're such a lie.

532
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: I wanted a broken leg or broken arm so much.

533
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: The first this is such a sad story. My mom

534
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: broke her foot when she was cleaning up our playroom

535
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 1: when I was little because she dropped a cookie monster

536
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: piano that we had on her foot.

537
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Speaker 3: That's why they recalled it. I mean, those are things

538
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 3: We're heavy.

539
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: And so I, as a three year old, picked up

540
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: the cookie monster piano and would just drop it onto

541
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,199
Speaker 1: my foot over and over because I thought that's the

542
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 1: only way to break your foot and get a cool casts.

543
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: It's the urgent story of comedy of everything. I just

544
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: wanted attention. I cannot believe I didn't turn into a

545
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: hypochondriac who just is constantly getting sick. Not the kind

546
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 1: that is just anxiety, but the kind that gets sick

547
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 1: to get attention. I can't believe I didn't turn into that.

548
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 1: Like I literally it doesn't make sense. I my parents

549
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 1: told me that there was like a poison ivy bush

550
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 1: and if you if you go near that, you're gonna

551
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 1: like break out in poison ivy and it will be

552
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 1: very bad. And I went right to the bush and

553
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: I took a leaf I remember it still to this day,

554
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: and I just rubbed it all over like it was

555
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,199
Speaker 1: a loofah all over my body and my parents were like,

556
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 1: what happened? Oh my oh it was it was down

557
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: my throat. I mean it was everything was terrible. I

558
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: was too young to really remember, but I remember. I

559
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: remember grabbing the leaf and knowing like I'm being bad,

560
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: and I rubbed it everywhere anyway.

561
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 2: So this day, you don't, you don't treat germs with

562
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 2: any sort of yeah or respect.

563
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: Actually I do respect them. I don't go like I'm

564
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: scared of you. They're one of me.

565
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I think I like you're a germ too.

566
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am, for sure, I'm covered in them.

567
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: Perhaps your childhood, your youthful zest for engaging in these

568
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 2: dangerous activities, created a sense of immunity in your body

569
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: that now neglect the negated your ability to become a

570
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 2: hypochondriac because you simply just don't get can can I

571
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 2: get sick?

572
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: But I did get chronic sign of infections as a kid.

573
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 1: And yeah, but I also I will say that I

574
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 1: was My first word was dangerous, and I would point

575
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: out things that were dangerous. And I was the most

576
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 1: terrified child that anyone has ever known until seventh grade

577
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: till probably even now, I like, I get anxiety around

578
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: dangerous things, but when it comes to like me inflicting

579
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: pain on myself, not scared me having like a injury

580
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: to the point of death. I won't even touch any

581
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: I won't go on roller coasters, you know. But if

582
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: it's something that I'm like, I'm not scared of. Get

583
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: I wasn't scared of. I wasn't scared of COVID. I

584
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: have to be honest, I wasn't. I'm not scared of No.

585
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 1: Oh god, I think I've gone off on this podcast

586
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: about bees. Like I am so annoyed at girls that

587
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: are go like and like they run around or they

588
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: like scream when there's a bee. It's like, the only

589
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: reason the bee's gonna sting you is because you act

590
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: like that. If you just stay still, they don't sing you.

591
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: And I know there's besties listening being like, oh bitch,

592
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: I've stayed still and didn't even know a bee was

593
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 1: on me and it sung me before. You know that

594
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: can happen, But it's just stay calm, just inspect the bees,

595
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: and you know what, take one for the team, and

596
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: they're not gonna sting you unless they're threatened. They probably

597
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: got threatened when they when you weren't screaming, and they

598
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: still sung you. Somehow something you did threaten them. But

599
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: certainly waving your arms around and acting like a lunatic

600
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: is gonna make them go, oh my god, I'm about

601
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: to die. I should just sting her and sacrifice my

602
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: life and you know, commit Harry Cary or what.

603
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 3: I want to hear it.

604
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 2: This is a quick tale of my most badass moment

605
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 2: in life. Probably I was standing at an outside a pool,

606
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 2: maybe it was a camp or something, and a bee

607
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 2: landed on my shoulder and started to sting me, and

608
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 2: with two fingers I picked it up and threw it

609
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 2: away and then its stinger didn't get stuck in me. WHOA, Yeah,

610
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 2: it was a bumblebe. I don't even know if they can

611
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 2: sting you, Honestly, I'm.

612
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: It's literally the same story that I have. One of

613
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: the coolest things I ever did was I was like

614
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: four or five and we were on the river and

615
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: my dad was like fishing and I was just sitting

616
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: next to him after work. He was like, what, we

617
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: were just sitting on the dock or something. Maybe he

618
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 1: wasn't fishing. We're just looking at the river, because we

619
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 1: lived on a river until I was six, and there

620
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: was a giant, giant spider the whole size of my

621
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: shoulder on my naked shoulder, and my dad goes Nikki

622
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: and he knew how scared I was of things, and

623
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: I remember being calm as a cucumber and just going

624
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: like this and flicking it off, very calmly, and my

625
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: dad was like, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen.

626
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: And ever since then, I've like really had prided myself

627
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: on not freaking out about bugs on me. Yeah, like,

628
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: if it's near me, I'll kind of like, if it's

629
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: a centipede near me, I like I literally moved out

630
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: of an apartment once and slept on my friend's couch

631
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: because there was a house cent apede in my butt.

632
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: I was also going through some psychological issues at the time.

633
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: But enipedes aren't poisons. Millipeds are the ones you gotta

634
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 2: look out for.

635
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 3: Anyway.

636
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: I don't care about poison. I just care about like

637
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: I need. I don't like it's the legs.

638
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 3: It's this too many legs.

639
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: It's the quickness. It's like how the legs. There's thousands

640
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: of them and they almost make a wave like that,

641
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: like you can't even see the individual legs. It's just

642
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: like a wave. It's like an eel. Almost disgusting. And

643
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: I don't like a bug that doesn't have a plan.

644
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: I don't like bugs that don't know where they're going

645
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: and they trying to just like they're I like that.

646
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: I don't like daddy long legs when they just decide

647
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: to like crawl and then they go against the wall flat.

648
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: I really don't like that at all. I think that's

649
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: so disgusting.

650
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 2: The ears or the little uh what do they call

651
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: the silverfish?

652
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, those.

653
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: Silverfish are disgusting.

654
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 2: I was wrong by the way that centipedes are poisonous everybody.

655
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 2: They definitely don't go eat centipedes, but millipedes are considered

656
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: not poisons.

657
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 3: To go ahead.

658
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah they're slow, but I don't like those at all either.

659
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 3: They have so many legs. How are they slower? They've

660
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 3: got a million legs?

661
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: Like how like how if you were to, like, I

662
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: don't know, if you were to like accidentally kick one,

663
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: it might like chop it in half and then it

664
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: would just be struggling and you have to like put

665
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: it out of your out of its misery.

666
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

667
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: When I was in hold On, when I was in Hawaii,

668
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: we were at this amazing resort shout out four seasons

669
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: in Lanai. But there were these big chunky big boy

670
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: no that's the one in Maui. They were these big chunky,

671
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: big boy frogs toads that would appear at twilight and

672
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: then they'd be out on the paths at all night long,

673
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: and they didn't get out of the way if you

674
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: shuffled your feet, they just like stood there. And so

675
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: there were multiple times I almost stepped on these frogs

676
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: and the paths weren't lit like it kind of like

677
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: lets you kind of like walk where you want. And

678
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: I was like, Chris, this is so awful. I bet

679
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: people step on these frogs all the fucking time. That

680
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: why is why don't they tell people when they check

681
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: into the hotel, like we have a lot of these

682
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: little frogs and you know, just when yous, I don't

683
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: know if it's a seasonal thing, it's lots of frogs

684
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: out because they were just you know, like when baby

685
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: birds are out for the first time, Like they don't

686
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: understand that cars can help. These guys were fatty boys

687
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: I mean they some of them were the size of

688
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: a coffee mug, you know, and some were like little

689
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: some were fucking bullfrog, big fatties, and you would just

690
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: step on it and they wouldn't even try to like move.

691
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,719
Speaker 1: You would just you could just like squish it. And

692
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything worse than squish it the

693
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: frog with your fucking foot. And so I was like, Chris,

694
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to them like they need when you

695
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: check in, there needs to be like, hey, by the way,

696
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: we have lots of frogs and at night, if you

697
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: would use your flasklight on your phone so you don't

698
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: step on them, yeah, that would not for that and

699
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: you and yeah, and Chris was like, don't do that,

700
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 1: and I was like or he was like, you're not

701
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: gonna do that, and I go, you you watch me.

702
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: And so the next day at lunch, one of the

703
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: guys came up and was like, how's your stay? And

704
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: I was like, it's been amazing. Can I just give

705
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: you a suggestion, like when the guests check in, can

706
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: you just like warn them about the frogs? Because I

707
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: almost stepped on a frog and I I I care

708
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: about animals more than I care about myself. And I

709
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: almost stepped on a frog and I was being so cautious, Like,

710
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: and I knew about the frogs. People who don't know

711
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: about the frogs. You don't even if your guys don't

712
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: care about the livelihood of these frogs, Like, do you

713
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: want your guests to squish a frog with their foot?

714
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: Like that's a disgusting thing, Like you should warn them.

715
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: And he seemed to like take it seriously. But I

716
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: don't think it's going.

717
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 2: To So all.

718
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: I do is just think about all these poor frogs

719
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: that are trying to get back to their babies to

720
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,959
Speaker 1: like feed them or what. Maybe they don't, maybe they

721
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: just hatch it and they're on their own. But like,

722
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: just why would you want, like, don't step on frogs,

723
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: don't like, don't don't try to step on animals, don't

724
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: squish bugs. Just be nice to animals, please God. If

725
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: you see a bird, help it. Don't be scared to

726
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: pick up a bird if it's.

727
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 3: It's up a bird.

728
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: No, it's a lie. That is a lie.

729
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 2: If you see in a bandit lie propagated by the

730
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 2: anti animal industry.

731
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I don't know what's propagated by but It's

732
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,479
Speaker 1: not true that a mama bird will not touch her

733
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: baby bird again because you touched it. That's not true.

734
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: If you see an abandoned bird that's like struggling on

735
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: the ground, definitely help it. Definitely call the local like

736
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: animal authority. This guy that I follow on Instagram who

737
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: is like an animal rights activist, he was walking down

738
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: the street in Toronto and he saw a rat that

739
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: was kind of just like like kind of out of it,

740
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: almost like concussed, just kind of like you know when

741
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: you just see an animal that's kind of like breathing

742
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: heavy and like staring, and you're just like what do

743
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: I do? This guy fucking stopped. Everyone's just walking by

744
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: this rat going a rat and then he stopped and

745
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: stayed with it. Called animal control, like the animal people

746
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: that actually care, and he got the rat help. Can

747
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: you believe like a little rat, a street rat got

748
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: help from someone, Like why don't they deserve that? Like

749
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: I don't understand that just because they're a rat, everyone

750
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: just hates them. And if you use glue traps, stop

751
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast now. I literally don't want you

752
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: to ever come to a show. I don't want you

753
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: to ever be a fan of mine. I don't like you.

754
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: If you use glue traps for bugs, for animals, you

755
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: are a bad person. You are cruel, and I don't

756
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: like you. I think glue traps are disgusting. I really

757
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: should start a campaign that like gets glue traps taken

758
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: out of home depots. I think they are so awful.

759
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 1: They just tortured animals because you're too much of a

760
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 1: pussy to just kill it right away. I understand mouse traps,

761
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: but get ones. Don't even get humane ones because you

762
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: know you're not gonna empty them out because you feel

763
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: grossed out, so you just let the fucking mouse starve

764
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: inside of the goddamn thing because you think it's humane

765
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: or something. If you unless you go and take those

766
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: nice and you let them out in the woods, then

767
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: don't get a humane trap. Just get the ones that

768
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: snap its neck. I'd rather none of it. I probably

769
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: would just live amongst mice if it was up to me.

770
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: But get the ones that snap their neck. Do not

771
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: get glue traps. Do not get glue traps. They'll just

772
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: have to chew their fucking foot off to get out,

773
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: and then they'll die of blood loss anyway, So I'm

774
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: waiting for my car and this guy in this wheelchair

775
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: comes up to me. Yes, And if you have a

776
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 1: glue trap in your house, you shouldn't be listening to

777
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: pos Cast anymore. I don't want your I don't want

778
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 1: your fandom.

779
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 2: What I have got this guy in the wheelchair, what if

780
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,280
Speaker 2: he has a glue trap?

781
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,240
Speaker 1: I forgive him because of what happened to him.

782
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 3: Oh so you know the truth?

783
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: Well, okay, if you if you get rid of your

784
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 1: glue traps now you and realize they are of your ways,

785
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: you absolutely Because I think some people just don't even think,

786
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: but I would. I would say that you should probably

787
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: be seventeen years old.

788
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 3: There's always time for a damn pap.

789
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 2: No.

790
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: But like you don't have an excuse. You should have

791
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: thought if you're in your thirties and you use a

792
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: glue trap, I don't no excuse. I don't even care

793
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: if you change your ways. I don't you like, aren't

794
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 1: thinking about other people unless you really have, like a company,

795
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 1: someone with me to go psychedelics.

796
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 2: Like those things you hang from the ceiling and it's

797
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 2: like a strip of glue and it's supposed to capture bugs. Yeah,

798
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 2: it's a glue trap for bugs. Okay, it's stupid, Like

799
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 2: just let the bugs fly. I mean, like, how many

800
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 2: bugs do you have?

801
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 3: Oh?

802
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: I you don't even my mom And I got so

803
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 1: bad at my dad because the he like found this cool.

804
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 6: Thing that's like you take a two liter soda and

805
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 6: you cut it in half and then you flip the

806
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 6: top and then they go in and they can't get out.

807
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 6: And these goddamn stink bugs that stink because you can't

808
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 6: stomp them, Nikki, because if you stomp them, then they stink.

809
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: And I'm like, then, who gives shit? Just stink, I

810
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: don't care. Get a get a sock that always just stinks,

811
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: and then put that in a bucket and turn the

812
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: bucket over so you can't smell the sock, and like

813
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: that's your stink bug sock like everybody else like, and

814
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: my mom goes they just they just they just writhe

815
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: around in this this liquid and your dad just drowns them.

816
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Dad, this is so inhumane. I got

817
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: so mad at my dad. It was like the biggest

818
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: fight we've been in a really long time. Because bugs

819
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: feel pain too, But like whatever, you glue traps for

820
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 1: flies I'll let go. But if you have a glue

821
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: trap on the ground where lizards and chameleons and mice

822
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: and rats and even centipedes and more like sentient bugs

823
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: in my mind, beetles, big bugs are getting trapped, you're

824
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: you're you're committing genocide of a species. To me, I

825
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: think it's disgusting and I think you should be ashamed

826
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: of yourselves. But if you're seventeen or younger, you can

827
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 1: change your ways. But if you're older than seventeen, come

828
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: on your Your frontal lob should be totally twenty five.

829
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: I think it's fun on a loabe, Okay, so I'll

830
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: make pick off twenty five. So if you're renting cars

831
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 1: and killing mice with the glue trap, you're a bad person.

832
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 2: If you're statutory genocidal maniac, then you can still redeem yourself.

833
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: But if you can ply yell at me because I'm

834
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: wearing fast fashion and because I'm using a phone that

835
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 1: was used with like, you know, micro chips that were

836
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: mined by children in sub Saharan Africa, So I am also,

837
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 1: but I'm not as I'm not as connected to it,

838
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: you know what am I? And I'm actually able to

839
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: get out this information through my phone to like, so

840
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 1: I'm actually using the are you losing your glue trap

841
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: to send out positive messages about veganism? I don't think so.

842
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: So unless you can prove to me that you're spelling

843
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: out go vegan with glue traps to uh pilots over

844
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: over overhead, then I then I don't think it's right.

845
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: So I'm waiting for my car. In this this guy

846
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: is in.

847
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 3: Wheelchair person.

848
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I go, what happened to you and his rent?

849
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 3: Ghost?

850
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: Whoa way to you? Like I could hear there's like

851
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: something he was like the guy that my foot was

852
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: run over in the French quarter on.

853
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah day, Man, I saw this. I saw this comment.

854
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: I didn't want to say it because I didn't want

855
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 2: to be like perceived as a joke because it wasn't.

856
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 1: I was beside myself. Yeah, his foot was run over

857
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: by the guy that you know, pledged allegiance to Isis

858
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: had the flag going. Well, I don't even know his name.

859
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: I don't think they like really put it out there

860
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: as much. And I think there was a tragedy like

861
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: the next day and so everyone forgot. But well, the fires, yeah,

862
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: the fires were a couple days later. But the guy

863
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: that sped down the French Quarter going like eighty miles

864
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: an hour, this guy was hit by him, and and I.

865
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 4: I.

866
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: Can't say that.

867
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 5: Man.

868
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: I saw something that this guy had that showed me

869
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: what he's been through. And he was in the I

870
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: mean I told him, I go dude. First of all,

871
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: he was like, you're my favorite comedian. And I was like,

872
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,879
Speaker 1: you're my favorite terrorist attack victim like that I've ever met.

873
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: And so I and I was being serious because I

874
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: was like, I've never met one before. You know, I

875
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: don't think, but I was like, I can't believe I'm

876
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 1: meeting someone so close to this insane thing that happened,

877
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: like he was there. So he s at the NFL honors,

878
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: he got tickets to the super Bowl, Like, you.

879
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 3: Know who this is because I saw.

880
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: Video about Kantie. Yes, he's a football player, my friend.

881
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: He went to West Point. He did two tours in

882
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: the military.

883
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 3: I believe, no, maybe he never played football.

884
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: Is west Point Namy?

885
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 3: West Point is is Army, isn't it?

886
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, well he did. Yeah, he did the

887
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: he did two tours.

888
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 2: So I saw a thing on Sports Center on where

889
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,760
Speaker 2: everyone watching the Sports Center now, which is Instagram about

890
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 2: this guy who went to the French Quarter with his

891
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 2: friend and then his friend got hit by the car

892
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 2: and he got injured too.

893
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: This guy was by himself, by himself, well he was

894
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: with friends earlier in the night, but he you know,

895
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: it was three in the morning, and he was like

896
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: kind of literally sauntering home. Based on the footage, and

897
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you he is dead center of

898
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: the road when this guy comes by and you can

899
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: just see him kind of look and like hear something

900
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: and he turns just to see in the way. He

901
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: turns and kind of jumps out of the way. I

902
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 1: mean he was in the center where the center of

903
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 1: the car was and the car was going eighty miles

904
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: an hour, can you believe that? And it just it

905
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 1: ran over his foot.

906
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 3: It broke like he like sprinted away all the bones

907
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 3: in his foot, just barely.

908
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I saw something. I don't know that I

909
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: can say that I saw something, but I saw something

910
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: that he had in his possession for himself to not

911
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: have show any you know, it's not out there, but

912
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: he had he had footage of it, and I got

913
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: to see the most shocking footage I've ever seen in

914
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: my life of like someone's just touch with death. Have

915
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: you ever seen the video where there's a guy. It's

916
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: one of the most spooky things I've ever seen. There's

917
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: a guy it's like you know CCTV footage, and he's

918
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: kind of walking and then a guy walks past him

919
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: and taps him on the shoulder. And the guy turns

920
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: and as he turns, a fucking car comes by that

921
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: with like a big steel beam on it or something.

922
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: And because the person that tapped him on the shoulder

923
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: right before and keeps walking by does that, he's able

924
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: to not get hit by this beam. So it's like

925
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: a guardian Angel came by. And they don't even know

926
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: who that person was. Feels that's say this, Oh my,

927
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: it's not it's it's I think it's verified. It's it's

928
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: been around for years and years, but they don't know

929
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: who he was. They don't know anything. The guy just

930
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: disappeared into the night. But you see this guy come

931
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: up and tap him. If you want to google it,

932
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 1: I'm serious. It's one of the coolest videos I've ever seen.

933
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: Just look at guardian angel tapping yeah, guy on shoulder. Yeah,

934
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: snopes it. So anyway, I met this guy Adam. He

935
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 1: was so nice, so cool, seemed a little like seemed

936
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 1: like like, you know, just seemed a little like not sad,

937
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: but like you know, he's just been through the most

938
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: insane thing ever. It's like a month ago, so it's

939
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: probably like the the support is kind of dying down

940
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: a little bit. So it just felt like I can

941
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: only imagine like what he's going through mentally. But he

942
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: is really strong because he said he's you know, seen

943
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: some stuff overseas and stuff that he's you know, he's

944
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: been through psychological trauma based on this kind of stuff before.

945
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: But I asked him, I was like, because then I

946
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: invited into the Burt Show, and he showed up at

947
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: the Birch Show. Was so much fun, he got to

948
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: come back stage. Initially we were like, I didn't know

949
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: if he could like come with all his friends to

950
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: the party, but then Bert was like, yeah, sure whatever,

951
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: I don't care. So I got to bring him to

952
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: this after party. They met all these athletes, they met Bert,

953
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: they met everyone on the show, They met Adam Devine,

954
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: they met you know, doctor phil Is Adam Ray that

955
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: like they're just like him and all his friends are

956
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: just like hanging with all these guys, and and he

957
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: was just you could just tell he had a great time.

958
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: And it made me so happy to give him that

959
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: because he was just like a really cool dude that

960
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: I like was like, oh my god, I could I

961
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: would definitely be friends with this person. Like we just

962
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: loved him so much and he had such a great

963
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:24,479
Speaker 1: sense of humor. But I was talking to him before

964
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: we went to the party and he had showed me

965
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: the video and we were just like kind of I

966
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: was just in shock, you know, like I can't believe

967
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: this guy's been through it, and kind of like searching

968
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: his face for like are you okay? Like what is

969
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: all of this like? And and then it struck me.

970
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Like I think how

971
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: many people died in it, like twelve or something. But

972
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: watching that car the footage, like watching that car krene

973
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 1: down this alley, I was like, so many people just

974
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: like died right there, Like we're just run over in

975
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: a horrible way, getting hit by car going eighty miles

976
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: an hour. And I said, oh my god, Like he

977
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: was obviously conscious when and they pulled him out, you know,

978
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: like he just kind of felt to the side and

979
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: his foot was completely shattered in so many different ways.

980
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: But I said, did you like see anything, and he said,

981
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 1: because of my training and no, because of the experiences

982
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 1: that I've had overseas and the stuff that I've witnessed,

983
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: I know just to keep like look at my feet.

984
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, your foot was all fucked up.

985
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: You don't want to look at that. So he like,

986
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: but when he was being pulled out of the French

987
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: quarter and they're walking out, he said, he kind of

988
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: saw some stuff and he instantly snapped into action of like,

989
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: look directly at the ground in front of you, do

990
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: not look to the sides at all. He said, he's

991
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: so glad that he did that, because he thinks he

992
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 1: would be having a really really rough time right now

993
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: if he did it, if he had saw what he

994
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 1: what was there for him to see. And so I thought,

995
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: you know, how lucky that you were someone that knew

996
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: to do that. How unlucky obviously all of the stuff is,

997
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: but that was just like a really interesting detail of

998
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,919
Speaker 1: it that I wouldn't even think. So, you know, God

999
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: forbid anyone listening right now is ever in a catastrophe

1000
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: like that, keep your gaze on the ground in front

1001
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: of you to save yourself, like more trauma than you're

1002
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: already going through, which I would not have thought to do,

1003
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: But now I will try to keep that in the

1004
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: forefront of my mind and play Tetris. I mean, if anything,

1005
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: I've learned on Reddit, when people share traumatic things they've

1006
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: been through, the number one comment is go play Go

1007
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: play Tetris right now, because it really helps with PTSD

1008
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: in the aftermath of a car crash or witnessing something awful,

1009
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: when people witness jumpers, when people witness someone dying, or

1010
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: people are Tetris has been known, like like there's research

1011
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: to support it that if you play Tetris after a

1012
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,959
Speaker 1: traumatic event, it will help with the PTSD and kind

1013
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: of make your brain, uh not keep it around as

1014
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: much like.

1015
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 3: Your brain's distracted with something else.

1016
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. But did you find

1017
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: the Snopes thing?

1018
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing on Snopes about it. I saw the video

1019
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 2: on Reddit. Snopes doesn't have any articles.

1020
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: I watched it.

1021
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 3: I watched the I watched the video.

1022
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: Wait, what do you think. Isn't it insane what you saw?

1023
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: Because in my right isn't it like a beam or something.

1024
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 2: It's very low quality footage, but there was a chance

1025
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 2: that the man saw because the man that taps him

1026
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 2: on the shoulder is coming up from behind, and there's

1027
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 2: a chance that the man saw the truck and was

1028
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 2: avoiding it himself and just tapped him on the shoulder

1029
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 2: be like, by the way, there's this truck that's coming.

1030
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 2: That's so might I mean dire. Yeah, he might be

1031
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 2: like watch out for that truck. Like I remember one time.

1032
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 2: This is obviously not the same thing, but there was

1033
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 2: a palm tree, and sometimes palm trees like shed their

1034
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 2: bark and they're really tall, so when they shed their bark,

1035
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 2: there's just these like chunks of wood falling from the sky.

1036
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 2: And I was walking my dog and this guy was like, hey,

1037
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 2: by the way, I don't know what the hell this

1038
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 2: tree is doing, but stay away from that tree. Whoa yeah,

1039
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 2: So then I saw just chunks falling off of it,

1040
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 2: and I wonder if it was like a similar thing

1041
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 2: where it's like, you.

1042
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,879
Speaker 1: Know, you know, the guy might have just been like, hey,

1043
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: there's the car.

1044
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 3: Just there's a.

1045
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 5: Tell many people say something that's like you really got

1046
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 5: to follow your guts.

1047
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: You have to be so in tune. It's so nice

1048
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: that again, empathy, self awareness if you see like a

1049
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: curb that you just stepped out, like I'm always pointing

1050
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: out like hey there's a step here, there's a slick spot,

1051
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: like just try to save other people. There was you know,

1052
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: I was backstage with some old ladies one time because

1053
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: there's some old women like appearing on the show and

1054
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: everyone's kind of like shuffle of thing memorund and I

1055
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 1: was just another person on the show. But I was like,

1056
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: no one even even thinking about these old women, like

1057
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: don't have the field of vision that you do. They

1058
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 1: don't they have much more like muscle loss. They can't

1059
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: catch themselves as they fall as quickly they they just

1060
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: don't have them right depth perception. And there were chords

1061
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: all over, and I was like I had to take

1062
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: upon myself to be like there's chords here and like

1063
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: lead them and no one. I was like, how does

1064
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: just look out for older people a lot more? Look

1065
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: just look out for people who like need the door

1066
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: help for them. And sometimes I don't like sometimes you know,

1067
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: you just don't see someone and you just slip and

1068
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: you like you look like an asshole. Like the other

1069
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: day Sarah Lena was like freaking out because she was like,

1070
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: I didn't hold the door for this woman. Now she

1071
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: hates me, and it's like I under and now I

1072
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: kind of understand that a little bit more like you

1073
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 1: just want to help out your common man. But today

1074
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: I was in my car and I was texting at

1075
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: a stoplight, as the law lets you, I don't think

1076
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 1: I don't think it does. I don't think you're ever

1077
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: supposed to be. But I was. I was very much

1078
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: texting at a stoplight that I had just pulled up to.

1079
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: Car was stopped, and I kind of saw a guy

1080
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: next to me like like talking, you know, like you

1081
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 1: can kind of see his head going m h in

1082
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: the car next to me, and I just was like

1083
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: ready for fucking apologizing. Like whenever I like get caught

1084
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: doing something, I always going I'm sorry. I know I'm

1085
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: just a dumb cunt, you know, And so I was

1086
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: getting ready to be like, uh, yeah, you're right, you

1087
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: caught me. I shouldn't be on my phone or whatever,

1088
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: and he was just going, nice car, I love your car,

1089
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: and I was like, yes, it was the first time

1090
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: that's ever happened to be in traffic.

1091
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 3: It was so cool.

1092
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: I'm so so cool, and I was texting and I

1093
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 1: was like, now I'm going to text people that this

1094
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: guy thinks my car is cool. It was so nice.

1095
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: All Right, we'll be back, was final thought after this.

1096
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: So I was cleaning out an old purse and I

1097
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: found the the notes from the hotel that I was

1098
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: staying at where I did the the show from Hell,

1099
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: the Cabo show from how these.

1100
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 3: Are These are?

1101
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's at the If you ever want to go

1102
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: to an amazing resort, I mean, I'm not joking you.

1103
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: This place was like legit, and I think it was

1104
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: pretty affordable because I was looking at prices when I

1105
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: was in Hawaii and I was at a hotel that

1106
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 1: was like very very expensive, and I didn't like it.

1107
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: So I don't even think I told you guys. We

1108
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: flew to Hawaii after the Golden Globes and we got

1109
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: to my hotel that I got because I saw the

1110
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: website and it was amazing, or maybe I did say.

1111
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: And I got there and I was like this.

1112
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 5: You did not talk okay, so let's talk about it.

1113
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: I literally got to the hotel that we paid. I

1114
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: don't even want to tell you what we paid because

1115
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: it's just gonna make people mad because they think I

1116
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: paid a burken bag, you know, like it was like

1117
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: a lot and.

1118
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 3: This really nice post golden globe.

1119
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: For a really nice suite at this hotel. I'm not

1120
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: gonna say which one because they're doing their No, that's

1121
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,760
Speaker 1: the one I ended up going to after I banded. Yeah, Oh,

1122
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: the four seasons, Lanni, it's incredible. Leni has three thousand

1123
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: people in the whole goddamn island, most of them work

1124
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: in that resort, but that resort is incredible. Four seasons, Lanni.

1125
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: I learned from Al Michael's, famed sports announcer, don't if

1126
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: you want a good time, if you want to make

1127
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 1: sure your hotel is legit, don't just never go anywhere

1128
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: except for four seasons. And I know that's like a

1129
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: very privileged thing to say, but like coming from someone who,

1130
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: if you can afford it, just don't trust anywhere. It's like,

1131
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,919
Speaker 1: my new policy for my tour is like, if there's

1132
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: a four seasons and within thirty minutes of the concert

1133
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: space that I'm performing at, that's where we're saying, okay, now,

1134
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: everyone can stop me and kill me. But they actually

1135
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: have a really good security, so fucking bring it.

1136
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 3: Four seasons. Great.

1137
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 2: I got to stay in the four seasons at one

1138
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 2: time in Philly, right that was seasons?

1139
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1140
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 1: Oh yes, because puts us up in the four seasons

1141
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: because guess what, that's what al Michaels works for.

1142
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 3: And right, al Michaels shout out to.

1143
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: Al Yeah, he was like mad that when they have

1144
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: stayed a Ritz Carlton, he was.

1145
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 3: Like, oh god for trash.

1146
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Riz Carlton's are really nice too, but the

1147
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: four seasons you can't go wrong. And so I'll never

1148
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: I'll never wing it again. So this they this place

1149
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: just spent all their money on a website because their

1150
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: website was ridiculous. You guys would never even believe that

1151
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: this resort wasn't like what it like looked like it

1152
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,280
Speaker 1: was going to be on the website.

1153
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 3: I've seen there before.

1154
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: So we get there and we pull and we're like, oh,

1155
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: all right, the valet station is really nice, the lobby

1156
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,760
Speaker 1: is really nice. Oh okay, and then we keep walking.

1157
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: There's like sand in the hallways, which they think is

1158
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: like a nice touch, but it's not. It's just like dirty,

1159
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 1: like on purpose.

1160
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 3: They like line the.

1161
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they like, oh indoor outdoors, it's just tracked in. Yes,

1162
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: the first hotel, Oh my god, the four Seasons would

1163
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: never the hallway beach And I'm not kidding you. This

1164
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: place costs just as much as the four season so

1165
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: I am not even like I'm talking about a place

1166
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 1: that like charges you so much goddamn money. Yeah, and

1167
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: we get to our hotel room and there's no balcony,

1168
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: which is just insane in Hawaii, like to not have

1169
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: a balcony. It's like a it's like a cabin. We're like,

1170
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 1: this is where you'd want to stay if you were

1171
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: going to Yosemite, you know, like this is a cabin vibe,

1172
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: really nice room like all like you know, nice Hawaiian woods,

1173
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: you know, like type of like dark like rich wood

1174
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: and Macromeltu arrangement. Yeah, yes, yes, but it's like no balcony.

1175
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: And also like there's sand on the floor in the hallway.

1176
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: The adult swimming pool is like a waiting pool, like

1177
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 1: it's nothing. And then we go down and I'm like

1178
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: we get in those all room. I've said nothing to

1179
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,280
Speaker 1: Chris so far because I'm just trying to be positive.

1180
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 1: It's taking us all day to fucking get there, you know,

1181
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: like and but I'm paying a pretty penny for this place.

1182
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: I think, all in all, like it's about I think

1183
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: it's three thirty five hundred dollars a night, which isn't

1184
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: like it's it's not the most, but it's a lot,

1185
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 1: and I think it's like I'm doing it, So I

1186
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,919
Speaker 1: think it was like, all in all, like fifteen thousand dollars. Okay,

1187
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: I'll just say fifteen thousand dollars non refundable. We go

1188
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: down to have lunch and I go I so we're

1189
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: in the we the guy is like showing us around

1190
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: the place, and I'm just like holding in my commentary,

1191
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: which is like but I don't know if I'm just

1192
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 1: being Nikki. That is like not didn't eat enough today,

1193
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: is really tired, is scared about the fires, and it's

1194
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 1: just like I don't like anything because sometimes I get

1195
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: in this mood where it's like nothing's good enough because

1196
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm just like hate myself, you know. I don't know.

1197
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: It was kind of that, so I'm like maybe it's that,

1198
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: you know, like I can't I can't even judge my

1199
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: own judgment, right, now, and so I'm but I hold

1200
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: it in. And then as soon as the guy leaves

1201
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: and Chris is just like, Okay, what do you want

1202
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 1: to do? And I'm just like, I think this kind

1203
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: of sucks and he's like yeah, and I go, do

1204
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: you think it? Kind of like this just does not

1205
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: feel like I wanted it to feel. I can't even

1206
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: describe what I wanted to feel like, but this isn't it.

1207
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: And he's like it's I mean, it's it's and I'm like, wait,

1208
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: you see it too, and he's like, I mean, but

1209
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: he's not paying for it, so he's not one to

1210
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: like complain about something he's not paying for, and he's

1211
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 1: trying to just like support me the best of it. Yeah. Yeah,

1212
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: he's never one to be like, yeah, you're kind of right,

1213
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: like look at this and look at that, even though

1214
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: he later on told me like he was clocking so

1215
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,399
Speaker 1: many things that were just like the heinous about this place.

1216
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: I mean, the sand in the hallway was making us

1217
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: laugh so hard because it was just they acted like

1218
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,280
Speaker 1: it was a feature and it was totally just something

1219
00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: that they were like, we're too lazy.

1220
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 3: Right, And they had a bunch of leaves.

1221
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: It was. It was a really it was a nicely

1222
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 1: clean place. But then we go down to lunch and

1223
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,879
Speaker 1: we have you know, at these nice places, you can

1224
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: like text with your guy. You have like a guy

1225
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,959
Speaker 1: you're assigned and you're texting with him. Yeah, and he's

1226
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: like he's brought us to the room. He's like chatty

1227
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: and fun, and he leaves, and I'm like, I just

1228
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: like kind of like hate this. I think I don't

1229
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: don't like this. But I'm like tired. I'm like, what

1230
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 1: are we gonna do? We're stuck here, like I can't

1231
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: where else are we gonna go. I'm already looking up

1232
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: different resorts on the island. They all seem to be

1233
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: like either sold out or kind of like of the

1234
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: same kind of level. And I'm like, God, I wanted, like,

1235
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: I know, a nice resort, like I go. Fay Island

1236
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: has put me up a better places than this, Like

1237
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,240
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like this, And so I wanted

1238
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: like a really expansive, wide resort where we kind of

1239
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: get like away from people where I didn't want just

1240
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: like one pool and then another pool and then like

1241
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,800
Speaker 1: one place to eat lunch, Like I wanted like multiple restaurants,

1242
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: and like, I just didn't research it enough because I

1243
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: was working on the Golden Globes. And when my assistant

1244
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: sent me a bunch of options, just was like, this

1245
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: one is the nicest website, you know, Like I.

1246
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,959
Speaker 2: Just assumed you fell for the old website trick the grit, Yes, and.

1247
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they spend all their money on the website.

1248
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: Most people that save up twelve thousand dollars.

1249
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 3: To go on a nice trick, they're not going back.

1250
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 3: I'm not.

1251
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: They're not even I'm sorry. This is a thing I noticed.

1252
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: It's it's what it's my joke about people having kids too.

1253
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: If you can't regret it, you don't. If it's non refundable,

1254
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 1: you're not even gonna let in. This sucks. You're not

1255
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: even gonna let that in, because what's the point. You

1256
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: can't if you if you're a mom, you can't change anything,

1257
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: so you're not gonna really let in. I hate this.

1258
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,359
Speaker 1: I don't want this. This sucks. It does your your

1259
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: mind does a gymnastics thing, and like it won't even

1260
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,839
Speaker 1: let it in. You just convince yourself you like it,

1261
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: which is a great thing, because but I have enough.

1262
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:50,720
Speaker 1: I have enough, you know, I can let twelve thousand

1263
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: dollars go. Like my mind is like Nikki, you can

1264
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: just walk away. There's like a part of me, even

1265
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: though that would like pain me and my mom who

1266
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: lives inside me, being like wow, thousand dollars for a week.

1267
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,919
Speaker 1: I mean I guess, I guess, you know, like that's

1268
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 1: inside me. But I'm like there's a part of me

1269
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: that like get out of here. And so we went

1270
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: down to lunch. I go, let's just have lunch and

1271
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: let me like get some food and like, calm down.

1272
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm down at lunch and I'm like, I think I

1273
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: hate this. The menus are like stained, yeah, like they

1274
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: have like grease spots on them. The guy that like

1275
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: is giving us taking our order, his shirt is like dirty.

1276
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 1: And I know I am not usually a person who

1277
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: cares about that kind of stuff, but I think I

1278
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: was just like ugh. And then I'm looking around at

1279
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 1: like the people that are there, and I'm like I

1280
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: want to be the white, trashiest person at a resort,

1281
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: Like I want people to look at me and go

1282
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: texting their assistance like how do I get out of here?

1283
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: Because this is what I thought it was. I don't

1284
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,479
Speaker 1: want to be the one who's the nicest dressed person there.

1285
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: And so I was looking around. I saw a lot

1286
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: of sunburns. I saw a lot of tattoos. Back tattoos,

1287
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: no offense if you have that right, But it was.

1288
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 3: Like, fest're the cat patches.

1289
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like a type of tattoo. Yeah,

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00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: I really don't judge tattoos. But there was like a

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00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 1: lot of just like sunburnt people, which that tells me

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00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: it's like my first time on vacation. Like I just

1293
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 1: don't want to be around people who was like, oh

1294
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: why first time, Like it just there's like an enthusiastic.

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00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 3: You're all from South Carolina.

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00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: No, I don't mind even mind the accent. I'm just

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00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 1: like trying. I don't know I'm being I'm being disparaging

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00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 1: of of I'm being a litist right now. But I

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00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: like to be the track.

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00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 3: I got to go to a hotel, there needs to

1301
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 3: be at least time.

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00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 1: I want to be the one with a target tote.

1303
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 2: Twenty percent of the clientele needs to have Russian accents.

1304
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 2: That's how you know it's the first hotel.

1305
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I believe me. I've stayed at some trash places.

1306
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: I'm not someone who is like I need to like

1307
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: always be in the nice I think people know who

1308
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: I am. I don't need to excuse this. I just

1309
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 1: was in a mood. It just wasn't what I wanted

1310
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: to be. So I just was like, I'm walking away

1311
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: and are we I felt so bad because our guy

1312
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: was like so invested in us, like having a good

1313
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: time and like I'm gonna get your reservations here, and

1314
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: we were like okay, yay, and like being nice in

1315
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: and then I like, you know, planted it through my

1316
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,439
Speaker 1: assistant to let them know we were leaving the next day,

1317
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 1: and they were like, is there anything we can do

1318
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: and we were like, unfortunately no, and they go, we'll

1319
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: show you another suite and so they showed us an

1320
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 1: upgrade and it was a way nicer place, but they

1321
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 1: were in the middle of cleaning it for like the

1322
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: for us potentially because someone had just left. Yeah, So

1323
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 1: we toured it while it was being clean because it

1324
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: was the only time to see it. Because I was like, well,

1325
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 1: let's just go see what it looks like. And so

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00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 1: we go to tour it and there's like a five

1327
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: hour energy on the nightstand like you can kind of

1328
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: see the people like you can, no matter how nice

1329
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 1: the places, if you see any remnants of people being

1330
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 1: there before, you don't want it, you know what I mean.

1331
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 1: There's like a tissue in the waistband. I don't want

1332
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 1: to know there's any DNA before. And so we were

1333
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: just like grossed up by that.

1334
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 2: Even though it was so nice, someone had a night

1335
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 2: five hour energy and a tissue.

1336
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 3: I mean it was the.

1337
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: Most boring trash ever, like nothing gross, like totally like

1338
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: a nice space. But Chris and I were just both like,

1339
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 1: well and we're leaving, and I kid you not like

1340
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: the bell Hop concierge guy are like is there anything

1341
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: we can do? And We're rolling it out and I'm

1342
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: like wearing a hat and sunglasses trying not to get

1343
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: noticed because I feel so bad. I feel like a

1344
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: girl escaping in the middle of the night of like

1345
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: staying a weekend with a.

1346
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 4: Guy, yes, yes, well no no, but if she maybe

1347
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 4: hooked up with a guy that she thought she was

1348
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 4: gonna spend the weekend with and then she decided after

1349
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 4: the first night that she hated him, yeah, and has

1350
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 4: to like make an excuse to leave, which we've all done.

1351
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 3: I think that's what happened.

1352
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: But they were like, literally I had to like roll

1353
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 1: up the window and They're like, is there anything we

1354
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 1: can do? And I'm like, you can't, it's not it

1355
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with you. It's like it's just

1356
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 1: not big enough. The ceilings are tall enough, the architecture,

1357
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: it's not the service. And then we pulled off and

1358
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 1: then we flew to the Four Seasons and it was

1359
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 1: the best decision I've ever made. And Chris was a

1360
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 1: little nervous because he was like, I think Nikki just

1361
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 1: is gonna hate anything. She's in one of those moods,

1362
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 1: in that mood. But we landed and we got to

1363
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: the resort and he was like, Glaze, you were one

1364
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,880
Speaker 1: hundred percent right. He was like, I didn't even know

1365
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 1: what you meant by like it needs to be nicer

1366
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: because we just felt a disease. But he was like,

1367
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 1: this is a game changer, and we were in absolute heaven.

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01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: I mean, the place we stayed in was really expensive.

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01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 1: I think it was like I'm not even gonna say

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01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 1: what it was, but it was it was more than

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01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: the other place.

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01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 2: We have to make the podcast long enough that you

1373
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 2: eventually wind up saying it anyway.

1374
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: I know I feel bad. People are gonna really hate

1375
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: me after this one, because did you actually feel relaxed?

1376
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: But then I was the trashiest person there, like by far,

1377
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 1: like like literally I saw people looking at me like yuck.

1378
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: Like I they were all like they all knew everyone

1379
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: that worked there because they've been going there for so

1380
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: many years. I was, and I did actually relax. Noah,

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01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 1: to answer your question, there's nothing to do there except

1382
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 1: whale watch, go pet some goats, look at the koy fish,

1383
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: step on a frog, and sleep and eat at good

1384
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: couch Nobu or Matsa or another place or what was

1385
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 1: that good couch? That's the part you left out of

1386
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 1: the other hotel? Yeah, the oh the couch was like

1387
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 1: a burlap sack. Oh yeah. I gave the girls chat

1388
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 1: like a tour of the room, and I was like,

1389
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I am in hell right now. And they

1390
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: were all so supportive. But I will say that that

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01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: hotel did refund me for the other nights, even though

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01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: they didn't have to. They did the right thing and

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01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: they refunded me.

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01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 2: Well, you know, you're a dangerous woman. You could slam

1395
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 2: them online.

1396
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: That could I would never, because I actually all about.

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01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 3: The online presence.

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01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 1: I honor contracts. I really you will never see me

1399
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 1: trying to be like, well, I'm actually leaving early and

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01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 1: you guys let us sound if I sign a contract.

1401
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: For instance, I paid for eleven I've paid for twelve

1402
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: months of a apartment I never lived in during COVID

1403
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: in New York, even though everyone said you can get

1404
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 1: out of it, you don't have to pay for it.

1405
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 1: I paid fucking seven thousand dollars a month for twelve

1406
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: months for an apartment I never even stepp foot in,

1407
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 1: and except one time one day, and I didn't even

1408
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: I just came by to get something out of a box.

1409
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: I also paid for an assistant that I moved to

1410
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 1: New York City because she moved there to work for me,

1411
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: and I paid for her for way longer than most

1412
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 1: people probably would have because I said I would. So

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01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm not someone who's like, will ever finate like get

1414
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 1: try to weasel out of a contract. If I sign

1415
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: something and say I'm gonna pay it, I will never

1416
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 1: try to get a better deal or weasel out. So

1417
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 1: I was willing to pay full reef like, but I will,

1418
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 1: and I will stay in this brand of hotels in

1419
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: LA because I love their La one. But I will

1420
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 1: not be back to the one on that island that

1421
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 1: way want to. That will remain untenamed. But but they

1422
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: are a good chain overall, and I really respect them.

1423
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 3: Forst Wait a second, what happened?

1424
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 2: What happened with the ratty false hobo at the Starbucks?

1425
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: They were listening to a so loud and I then

1426
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 1: I am like, oh God, so annoying. So I moved

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01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: to the other side of the Starbucks and then I

1428
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 1: film a double parked cyber truck outside. And I'm filming

1429
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: the cyber truck that's double parked in a handicap, double

1430
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: parked like there's a handicaff spot, and they pull to

1431
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: the side of the handicap so no one can get

1432
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,040
Speaker 1: in the handicauffs spot. And then they turn on their

1433
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 1: fucking hazard lights and are double parked.

1434
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 3: OK.

1435
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 1: And I'm like, who is inside here with that car?

1436
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: And it's the homeless woman listening to the fucking religious podcast.

1437
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 2: Of course she's got a new found uh, a newfound confidence.

1438
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: Anyone who drives a cyber truck like they they. I

1439
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 1: want to I want to just drive a cyber truck

1440
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 1: because I want to see the stairs. I get, yeah,

1441
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 1: and like what the energy is because I don't know

1442
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: anyone who's ever looked at them admiringly except maybe a toddler,

1443
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 1: like I've never seen like I just saw me and

1444
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 1: the other day of like, show us your cyber truck face,

1445
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: and it's the face you make when you see one,

1446
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: and everyone's cyber truck face is just like ugh, and

1447
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: I go so hard on my scalp because you don't

1448
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 1: get to be one of those people that puts it

1449
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 1: like a sticker on your tesla. That's like I got

1450
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: this before I knew he was a Nazi, you know,

1451
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 1: like you got that when he was very clearly at

1452
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 1: it that way. And so you are looking for attention,

1453
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: but you're looking for attention that is fueled by hatred.

1454
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,480
Speaker 1: You're looking for people to hate you, Like what is that?

1455
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 3: Why would you want that?

1456
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: A troll?

1457
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 3: And that's uh, you know, it's the tracks usually.

1458
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 1: Get to be anonymous. And that's why cyber trucks have

1459
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 1: tinted windows and no one's ever rolling the window down

1460
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: on a cyber truck.

1461
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 2: Well, elon Musk is the control of them all, and

1462
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 2: he loves trolling. He's the he's the megatroll. And these

1463
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 2: are these are people who have learned that, oh you

1464
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 2: control in real life and not be anonymous. And it

1465
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 2: feels great to just rankle people, to rile them up

1466
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:14,320
Speaker 2: and make them upset, and you know that you're affecting

1467
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 2: the world in this way.

1468
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: I want to I want to go drive one around

1469
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 1: just to see the energy that gets thrown your way.

1470
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: Because they must be crazy.

1471
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 3: I will say everyone.

1472
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 2: I see a lot of people in like International TikTok

1473
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 2: or something like from Brazil or something like that, and

1474
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 2: the cyber truck is a sign of luxury. If there's

1475
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 2: no there's they're they're they're posing. They're like influencers from

1476
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 2: Brazil posing with their cyber truck or just being in

1477
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 2: their cyber truck, and it's it's not viewed as something

1478
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:42,000
Speaker 2: that's they're not.

1479
01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 1: They're not America.

1480
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 3: They're aware, they don't.

1481
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 2: Care about American politics or they agree with what's going on,

1482
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 2: so you know they're the cyber truck.

1483
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 3: Stank is not on.

1484
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:55,479
Speaker 1: Them, right right? Okay, Well we covered a lot today.

1485
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: If you use blue traps, I'm really sorry. I lashed

1486
01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 1: out at you. I forgive you. We all do like

1487
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: I do. I support bad things too. I love you.

1488
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: If you listen to the podcast, I just hope that

1489
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 1: you just get rid of those glue traps and maybe

1490
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: learn something and then spread the word about it to

1491
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 1: like prevent other ones. Also shout out to Adam, who

1492
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 1: was in the terrorist attack. I love you. It was

1493
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: so cool to meet you. What an honor, like truly

1494
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 1: such an honor to know someone that was affect ly

1495
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 1: by something insane and a veteran thank you for your service.

1496
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 1: Like just such an honor to meet him. What a cool, smart,

1497
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: amazing person. And I'm so deeply sorry for that that

1498
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: happening to him. Look him up though he's He's just

1499
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,080
Speaker 1: a great He's just a great guy, and I love

1500
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 1: I got to actually google him to get more information.

1501
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 1: But I just really enjoyed hanging out with him and

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Speaker 1: his friends that night. It was like such such it

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Speaker 1: was my favorite part of the whole New Orleans weekend

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01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,400
Speaker 1: was meeting him and hanging out with his friends and

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Speaker 1: like being able to like give him that night even

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01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 1: though even I hope he had a good time, but

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Speaker 1: even if he did it, it felt like he did,

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Speaker 1: and it felt nice to make him smile because he's

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Speaker 1: been through a lot. Anyway, we'll see you next week

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Speaker 1: on the podcast. Oh and I didn't tell you what

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Speaker 1: I heard about Okay, let me just really quickly because

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01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: I said I would. On yesterday's podcast was on the

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01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 1: podcast subreddit and it says I'm emotionally attached to podcast hosts.

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01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 1: And this person described like I don't know what's wrong

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Speaker 1: with me, Like I can't wait for the next episode

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Speaker 1: to drop. I feel like I am always wondering, like

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Speaker 1: what's going on in their mind, Like I like look

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Speaker 1: forward to it so much. I felt this way about

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Speaker 1: so many different podcasts in my life, and so I

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Speaker 1: like instantly opened it up to like kind of read

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Speaker 1: about this like psychology of this person going through it

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Speaker 1: and to hear other people comment on it. And the

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Speaker 1: subreddit podcast is really like smart cool people. I found that,

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Speaker 1: like just have a passion for podcasts, all different kinds.

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Speaker 1: And I was scrolling the comments and I saw that

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Speaker 1: this person name so Carrious se w C A R

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Speaker 1: R E I E U so carious wrote is it

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Speaker 1: the Nicky Glazer podcast? Because me too? And I felt

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Speaker 1: so honored. That's so and it was upvoted once, so

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Speaker 1: at least one other person agreed with them, and I felt,

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Speaker 1: I just will say, it means so much to me

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Speaker 1: that people are emotionally attached to this podcast. I hope

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Speaker 1: it's in a healthy way. I hope it feels like

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Speaker 1: we're your friends and that you like you give me

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Speaker 1: as much. I hope I give you as much joy

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Speaker 1: as like the podcast that I'm emotionally attached to give me.

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Speaker 1: I know what that feels like. I'm so glad that

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Speaker 1: I can give it to anyone. And it's sometimes lost

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Speaker 1: on me that I ever did. I really appreciated reading that.

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Speaker 1: It's just really cool. Like most of the time when

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Speaker 1: I stumble across my name on the internet, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: feel good when I'm just like reading for pleasure, and

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Speaker 1: then all of a sudden I see my name, It's like,

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Speaker 1: oh God, it like ruins it. And this was one

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Speaker 1: of those times that was like truly a gift that

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Speaker 1: like made it better. So I would implore all besties

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Speaker 1: to like respond nice if you ever want to mention

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Speaker 1: me in a nice way on something like I would.

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Speaker 1: It's a little easter egg that like made my day

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Speaker 1: to read that so thank you so much and yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's all I had to say on that. Don't be

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Speaker 1: c and we'll see you next week. Bye. The Nicky

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Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money

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Speaker 1: Players and iHeart Podcasts. Created and hosted by me Nicki Glazer,

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01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 1: co hosted by Brian Frangie, Executive produced by Will Ferrell,

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Speaker 1: Hans Sonny and Noah Avior. Edited it engineered by Lean

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Speaker 1: and Loaf, video production Mark Canton and music by Anya Marina.

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Speaker 1: You can now watch full episodes of the Nicky Glazer

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Speaker 1: podcast on YouTube, follow at Nicki Glazer Pod and subscribe

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