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Speaker 1: He's another Tell me I'm hello. I was looking for Ron.

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Speaker 1: This is him. Hello Ron, my name is Casey Ryback

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Speaker 1: and I'm with the First Blood of the Holy Goat.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? Excuse me, I'm calling from the

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Speaker 1: Church of the First Blood of the Holy Goat. How

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Speaker 1: are you? The First Blood of the Holy Ghost? No,

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Speaker 1: Holy Goat. We worship the Holy Goat. I'm sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do not call the registry. So I don't even

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Speaker 1: know how you got this number, but you know, I

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Speaker 1: think you might have might be some type of mistake. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're gonna do not call registry. Somehow you

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Speaker 1: showed up in our marketing materials. Well, now that I've

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Speaker 1: got you on the phone, would you like to come

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Speaker 1: check out our church? Like I said, I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: not call it. What what's just happened? That's our greeting.

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Speaker 1: If you attend the First Blood of the Holy Goat,

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Speaker 1: you can expect a lot of those friendly goat hellos.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Was that goat sound? Well it was less

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Speaker 1: of a goat sound and more of a goat hello.

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Speaker 1: That's how you greet each other in your church. You

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Speaker 1: make hello sounds. That is the sound of the Holy Goat. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you? Have you had any experiences, good

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Speaker 1: or bad with organized religion? Yeah, I'd rather not talk

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Speaker 1: about this, if it's okay, I Can you please stop

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Speaker 1: making the goat sounds. I'm sorry, I was just agreeing

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Speaker 1: with you. I'm not really into organized Can you please

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Speaker 1: stop with the goat noise? How dare you? How dare me?

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Speaker 1: How dare you? You're making goat noises. It is much

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Speaker 1: more than a noise. It's a way of life for

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Speaker 1: many of us. That's fine. Live your own life and

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Speaker 1: I'll live my own life. Just stop it, all right?

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Speaker 1: You have angered the goat within me. Look well, you're

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Speaker 1: the play tap called me with your weird goat no

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Speaker 1: he says, I'm just staying on the phone trying to

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Speaker 1: be nice. Here at the first part of the Holy Goat,

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Speaker 1: we believe in not only respecting each other's beliefs, but

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Speaker 1: we also believe in retribution for ignorance. And you, my friend,

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Speaker 1: are about to be retrobuted. So get ready, are you

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Speaker 1: trending me? Because I've been a number on call. Right,

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Speaker 1: I'm making that you adjust your church. I'll come down

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Speaker 1: and we'll discuss this in person. How's that? Oh you

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Speaker 1: want to find me? You want to know where you

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Speaker 1: can find me? Tough guy? Yeah, I want to come

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Speaker 1: down there, select damn goat out of you and make

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Speaker 1: your man. Where's your church? All? It doesn't exist? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean it doesn't exist? Well, I mean it

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Speaker 1: doesn't exist because this is a prank phone call. Well then,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck is this about? This is actually jewel

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. You

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Speaker 1: gotta be kidding. Your girlfriend, Hannah set you up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. She said that you get mad when anybody

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Speaker 1: tries to sell you stuff, So I figured, why not

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Speaker 1: try to sell you a religion that worship scouts. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: you kept making that sound over and over again. Which one?

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Speaker 1: This one? Ah? Stop going wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy any

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Speaker 1: two point five can show you see you take side

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Speaker 1: his father. We'll be safe. The sound well sick the

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Speaker 1: sound you know this won't silver ship? He ral sing

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Speaker 1: the sound sounding sound to show you love you turn

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Speaker 1: away the mystery, your son said you let again? He

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Speaker 1: let the singing sound, who did the