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Speaker 1: and love. I'm silencing my phone into love.

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Speaker 2: If humans could fly, how big would our wigs be?

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Speaker 2: We only do the important articles.

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Speaker 1: I agree, and I've I've never once thought of it.

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Speaker 2: I have never thought of that.

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Speaker 1: And it seems like such an obvious mental little experiment. Well,

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Speaker 1: join us on the wings of a little love story

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Speaker 1: that we call Bananas.

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Speaker 2: World. Would your mind cillient pieces? Would you? Guys, gals,

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Speaker 2: non binary pals, Welcome to bananas I am Kurt Brown Aler, I.

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Speaker 1: Have Bana Boy number two, Scotty Alandais. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was. We're

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Speaker 1: the feel good guys. We keep it easy breezy, but

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Speaker 1: every once in a while we have to get something

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Speaker 1: off our chest. And that might be that we have

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Speaker 1: a show on May eighth in Chicago.

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Speaker 2: We may have a show on May eighth in Chicago.

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Speaker 2: It may be a banana show instead of Kurt stand

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Speaker 2: up show. We are coming to you live. I'm looking

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Speaker 2: at Scottie. I'm I'm sitting across a marble desk from Scottie.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 2: At the exactly right.

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Speaker 1: Stu sounds good.

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Speaker 2: It sounds very good. Does everybody love it? Does everybody

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Speaker 2: love the sound so far?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Blow up the comments If you love the sound

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Speaker 1: so far. You can find us on The Bananas Podcast

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Speaker 2: What's going on? What did you do today? What did

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Speaker 1: ed all skills baseball sandlot league called the La Trap.

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Speaker 2: So many qualifiers for that description.

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Speaker 1: We got guys, gals, we got non binary pals, okay,

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Speaker 2: Well, it has to be in sand so sandlot.

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Speaker 1: to secure it so win blow away. And so my

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00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: uncle and his friend are watching me first day of work.

438
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: They hand me a sledgehammer and I swing it at

439
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 1: the stake and I hit the wood and snap the

440
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: sledgehammer's head off. I hit just I missed it. I

441
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: hit the and it was a big metal steak head

442
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 1: that my uncle's like, oh oh, all right, and then

443
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: went and got a second one and I swung it

444
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 1: and hit the wood and cracked a person break yeah,

445
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: first swing, and then after that he was like, I'll

446
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 1: just do it. But on my first day of work,

447
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 1: at seven am, pitching the tent, I broke. I really

448
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 1: broke two sledg chambers, but one inoperable had snapped off,

449
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: and the other one embarrassingly bad in front of one

450
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 1: of his peers. So I would say that was my

451
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 1: that was my dwarf moment on snow white. Ah, yeah, yeah,

452
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 1: I would have been. I would have been dopey that day,

453
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 1: and I admit it.

454
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 2: You would have just been wet eyed dope.

455
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, just crying in the rain, all right.

456
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 2: Florida man dressed in Dalmatian onesie, yes, runs troopers canines

457
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: and shakes off tasers before he's caught a girlfriend's home

458
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 2: the next day. Okay, there it is, Okay, I like it.

459
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 2: This was the New York Post.

460
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: Oh, don't go.

461
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 2: Look, we don't love the New York Post.

462
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: We don't.

463
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 2: Some times we have to read from him by Caitlin McCormick.

464
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 2: Thank you, Caitlyn McCormick.

465
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 1: It's not her fault. Caitlyn. Get out of there as

466
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: soon as you can.

467
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 2: He was easy to spot.

468
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: M good.

469
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 2: I mean, this is why we do this is why

470
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 2: we do it.

471
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 1: So why I wake up in the morning.

472
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 2: A Florida man bizarrely dressed in a Dalmatian onesie bolted

473
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 2: during a traffic stop after being handcuffed on one wrist,

474
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 2: and he remained on the lamb for an entire day

475
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: for finally being caught at his girlfriend's home. Florida Highway

476
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 2: patrol were in hot pursuit of thirty six year old

477
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 2: Keith Devereaux for nearly a day full adult if they

478
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 2: attempted to pull him for reckless driving just after midnight

479
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,959
Speaker 2: January twenty seventh. Devereux had allegedly been driving erradically, stopping

480
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 2: and pulling away at high speeds while dropping off a passenger.

481
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 2: So this is so the cops start chasing him. He

482
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 2: drops off a passenger, and they don't mess with the passenger.

483
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:56,119
Speaker 2: That guy just goes somewhere chane uber. He ran, and

484
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 2: then he rammed his car into a tree. He got

485
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 2: out of the wreckage and then and tried to keep running.

486
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 2: He got tasered then they Despite being shocked, Devro picked

487
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 2: a fight with the trooper and began to push and

488
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 2: thrash against him. That's crazy, once again attempting to take

489
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 2: off somehow, he successfully fled. By this point, his truck

490
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: was wrecked, he'd been tased by the troopers, and he

491
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 2: was still one wrist handcuffed, and yet he went straight

492
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 2: to his girlfriend's home, one place authorities were almost guaranteed

493
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 2: to check first.

494
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was his one mistake, right, Uh?

495
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 2: They got to his girlfriend's home that night. His girlfriend's

496
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 2: home at the time, and told troopers that she didn't

497
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 2: want anyone to go inside, including Devreux, because they had

498
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 2: drugs inside. Oh, she didn't want to face jail time.

499
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been good to be upfront about that. You're right,

500
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: it does seem like a.

501
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 2: Weird Florida person's idea of that coming here. I can't

502
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 2: let you in. I got drugs in here, drugs galore.

503
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 2: There's so many drugs. I wouldn't let you wore anybody in.

504
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: That's just smart chance giving them up.

505
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, they give And I don't think she got arrested.

506
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 1: She was honest.

507
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, there it is okay. Possession of methamphetamine,

508
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: of course.

509
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 1: Well that's gonna happen. I mean, that does explain his

510
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,719
Speaker 1: endless enthusiasm for escape.

511
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 2: It doesn't explain the Dalmatian onesie. But I like the

512
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 2: idea that he just wears that that's just the way

513
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 2: he goes. Look at him. It's a nice Dalmatian onesie.

514
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: Oh hereah and he yeah, he looks like a formidable opponent.

515
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: With or without the onesie. I would not want to

516
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 1: have to wrestle that guy. To the ground. He looks

517
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: pretty tough. That jaw. You can crack a pumpkin over

518
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: that jaw.

519
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a pumpkin cracking jaw.

520
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: That guy would have twenty four inch wings, no doubt

521
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 1: about it. I bet he wished he did have those

522
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: at some point, but.

523
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 2: He was twenty four inch wigs. Wigs, just a little

524
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 2: two footter, little cupid wigs.

525
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: But just get off me. Florida is so interesting. You

526
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: and I really like Saint Augustine. We do. We like

527
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: the keys. The keys are fun.

528
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 2: I have never been and I want to got.

529
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta do a banana show on the keys.

530
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: That has to happen. I mean, I've had really nice

531
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: times all around and then you hear these things and

532
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: you go, oh, it's isolated, but it's really not. You

533
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: go to a gas station in Jacksonville, Florida. Just stand there.

534
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: If you have to fill up your full gas tank.

535
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: You're gonna see a guy in a Dalmatian suit run

536
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: by screaming. Somebody's going to try to sell you an

537
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: iPad that's just duct tape plywood with permanent marker drawn

538
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: on screen. It is.

539
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 2: It is a wild place, and my theory is that

540
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 2: it's just so hot that people just go crazy.

541
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, they must.

542
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 2: It's so we were there.

543
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: I don't know.

544
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 2: I was there for something and it was just Miami.

545
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 2: Was the heat in Miami. I was just like it

546
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 2: boggled my mind. I just couldn't function. I would walk

547
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,640
Speaker 2: outside and not be able to think.

548
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, I get it. I also think

549
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: maybe the effects of constantly being bitten by sharks and

550
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: also mercury poisoning from constantly eating groupers. And which is

551
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: it's just a magic cocktail that we call Florida that honestly,

552
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: it could use a reset. It could use a reset,

553
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: but uh, here's one for you.

554
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 2: Give it to me.

555
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: Hmm, what's a fun one? Oh? This is Yeah, let's

556
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: keep going on with that that sort of general theme.

557
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 1: Chabron James sent this in Thank you, Chabron James. Great name.

558
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 1: It is good. Power outage caused by a Tennessee mayor

559
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 1: who crashed while reaching for a sausage biscuit. Oh all right,

560
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: the mayor told SBN he leaned over to pick up

561
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: a sausage biscuit. Before he knew it, the poll was

562
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: right in front of him. This was written by Caleb Wethington.

563
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 2: I like that he has to lean all the way over,

564
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 2: Like I'm imagining his faces at the seat level. He

565
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: was picking it up with his mouth.

566
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I imagine him getting in the car early

567
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: that morning, donut mouth, two cups of coffee, tossing the

568
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: sausage biscuit into the footwell of the passenger seat, and

569
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: then peeling out in his front yard in his Pontiac Firebird, Springfield, Tennessee.

570
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: This was on ws and the dot com. The downtown

571
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: area of Springfield experience a power outage took out the

572
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: alts out power outage on Wednesday due to a crash

573
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: on Seventh Avenue, according to w SMV four news partner

574
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: Smokey Barn News.

575
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 2: Smokey Barn that's what it says, that's what SMB stands for.

576
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: Smokey Barn News reported the crash damage utility pole which

577
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: caused the outage. Live wires were also exposed and fell

578
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: over the awning of a nearby funeral home. Oh man, man,

579
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: this is good. This is almost If it had hit

580
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: an open casket and that body came back to life

581
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: and walked out of there, then.

582
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 2: That's the only way it gets about anyway. The story

583
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: is right up your outage.

584
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: Oh, I love when that happens. It was extinguished shortly

585
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: after boo. The downtown area of Springfield is currently experiencing

586
00:29:54,200 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: a power outage. Former Springfield Springfield Mayor Billy Cornell was

587
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: that the driver.

588
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 2: Every character in this story is.

589
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: Spring Mayor Billy Paul Cornell was the driver of the

590
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: crash vehicle. Cornell told SPN that he leaned over to

591
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: pick up his sausage biscuit, and before he knew it,

592
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: the poll was right in front of him. The former

593
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: mayor was not injured, thank goodness, and crash still hungry.

594
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: I would guess Springfield Electric was able to restore service

595
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: to some customers. All the portions of.

596
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 2: Some are living in darkness for the rest of the year.

597
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,959
Speaker 1: All the portions of downtown are still without power as

598
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: repairs continued to be made. He risked it all for

599
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: a sausage biscuit. I love it.

600
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: It must have been in the wheelwell right, yeah.

601
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: Got and he tossed it. He's probably yelling with his

602
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: ex wife.

603
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 2: It was, yeah, and he tossed it and it bounced.

604
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: It bounced out of the seat right back, dam right

605
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: all right, I'll do it. Uh, you know, Scotty. I

606
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 2: sent this to Scotti. I sent this story to Scotty

607
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 2: and I said, did this happened again? It felt like

608
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,959
Speaker 2: I was having you. Definitely did want Well, there might

609
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 2: be multiples. I was searching and I did find it.

610
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: It's just I think it only happened once. But does

611
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 2: anybody remember that story we did about the golden toilet

612
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 2: being stolen out of a out of a castle in England. Well,

613
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 2: guess what, folks, golden toilet was stolen from English palace again.

614
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: Yes, go back and get it. And this too.

615
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 2: This golden toilet is called America. It's an art piece.

616
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: No remember that?

617
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can you can use it. It's actually

618
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 2: a functioning toilet that's made of solid gold, and it's

619
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 2: a three minute time limit and it's like part of

620
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 2: an art exhibition.

621
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: And then I would love to be in that toilet.

622
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: I would love to.

623
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 2: Apparently, the gold itself is worth like almost four million dollars,

624
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 2: and that's why it keeps getting stolen. You think this

625
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 2: place would have more security, but it doesn't. These guys

626
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 2: literally just took two cars and just rammed one through

627
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 2: a door and then broke a it's in a normal bathroom.

628
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: Four million is a life changing amount of money. Yeah,

629
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: so I can understand the impulse. Times are tough out there.

630
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: People are dropping sausage, biscuits, nobody's grown wings.

631
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 2: Blenham Palace, I remember making fun of Blenham Palace. Yeah,

632
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 2: this is I mean, like Blenham Palace needs to put

633
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 2: this thing behind a glass door or something.

634
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: What it makes a palace a palace?

635
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 2: That's a great question.

636
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: What's the difference between a castle and a palace, and

637
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: a palace and a mansion.

638
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 2: I stayed in a castle quote unquote in Ireland and

639
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 2: it was awesome. It was so much fun. It was

640
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: like summer camp and it was just a house. Yeah,

641
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: it was just a big building.

642
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,959
Speaker 1: It was just a hotel where the floor's stone.

643
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 2: No, okay, there was no thing about it that was

644
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 2: castley other than outside there was like, you know, kind

645
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 2: of like a thing. Ye yeah, okay, and that's it.

646
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 2: But it was built. I think maybe it used to be,

647
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 2: I don't. I mean, like I think it opened in

648
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 2: the fifties.

649
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: So pretty new castle, pretty new castle. Yeah. Yeah. I

650
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: was riding horses in near Limerick. I think I was

651
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,239
Speaker 1: in a place called Castle Fergus or Fergus, and there

652
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: was a beautiful castle that looked like something out of

653
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones. Huh. And the farmer was walking the

654
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: horse Bluey, my horse, and I was like, does anybody

655
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Speaker 1: live there, and goes, oh, yeah, it's fully renovated inside.

656
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: It's really nice. I was like, that's cool. It's like, yeah,

657
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Speaker 1: some millionaire billionaire from Toronto lives there with his wife.

658
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Speaker 1: And I was like, coolest guy moved to Ireland, took

659
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Speaker 1: over an old castle, made it modern and now is

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Speaker 1: just surrounded by horse farms.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, would you want to live

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Speaker 2: in a castle, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I would like to live in a castle,

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Speaker 1: but we don't really have them in the United States.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I would want to live in

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Speaker 2: a castle. Yeah, it seems to be drafty. Place, seems

667
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 2: to be too large for many for many families.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what thing I do. You know, being

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Speaker 1: raised middle class, I've always had an aversion to rooms

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Speaker 1: and houses that don't get used, because when you would

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00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,439
Speaker 1: visit rich people or even upper middle class, they always

672
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: had like a second living room that nobody used. They

673
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: would always have a room down off of a finished

674
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Speaker 1: basement that just like sometimes had some gym equipment in

675
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: it or something. But that to me is very useless

676
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Speaker 1: to heat and cool and light and all that stuff.

677
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Speaker 1: But also it's just tacky to me to have rooms

678
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 1: you don't use. So, you know what, I take it back,

679
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to live in a castle because castles

680
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 1: probably have empty rooms all over the place, all over

681
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Speaker 1: the place.

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Speaker 2: And then it makes it to me when you have

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Speaker 2: too many rooms, it makes the rooms you do use

684
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Speaker 2: seem less important or less good. You know, it's like,

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00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 2: we got tons of.

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Speaker 1: These, you know, we don't need it. Yeah, you don't

687
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 1: need it at all. I do want to build a

688
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: house one day that has a rotating plexiglass like parapit

689
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: called a thunderstorm room that has a really comfortable like

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Speaker 1: L shaped stuff in it, and the floor can rotate

691
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Speaker 1: so that you could sit in it and watch thunderstorms

692
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Speaker 1: roll in safely.

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Speaker 2: I love this idea.

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Speaker 1: I just sit up there with you. Guys, want to

695
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: come over, we can make some drinks and sit on

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00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 1: the sofa and watch a thunderstorm. Wouldn't that be great? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It would be Also, why don't rich people just have

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00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 2: a room that is just in their basement and it's

699
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 2: four walls of pure video screen top to bottom that

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Speaker 2: can show one like like you go to a thunderstorm

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00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 2: and it's like you just go sit in like comfortable

702
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 2: chairs in that room and a thunderstorm happens around you

703
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 2: with like really good speakers and everything like that, or

704
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 2: you like, and then you turn it and you're at

705
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 2: the beach. You turn it, you're at floating in space

706
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 2: anywhere you want, anywhere you want. You flip at your

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Speaker 2: ep s, your deep sea.

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00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: My god, that would be the Redwoods just while you're

709
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: sitting in the Redwoods.

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00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 2: And it just slowly moves around you.

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00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: I would love that.

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00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 2: Come on, rich people, we have so many good ideas

713
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 2: for you.

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00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, stop blowing it, stop buld you guys are idiots.

715
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 1: Here's some thumbs ups for us, all right. Jasmine wants

716
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: to give a giant thumb up for her dad, Philip.

717
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: He was the sweetest, most supportive father she could have

718
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,240
Speaker 1: asked for. Jasmine lost her dad to multiple system atrophy

719
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Speaker 1: on Father's Day twenty twenty four. That's not easy, but

720
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Speaker 1: thankfully Jasmine's son was born late twenty twenty three and

721
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: was able to meet his grandfather before his passing. And Jasmine,

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00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: you have a great heart. That is a very wonderful

723
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Speaker 1: takeaway from a very heavy experience that your son got

724
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Speaker 1: to meet his granddad. That's very lovely. Thumbs up. Philip

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Speaker 1: Posthumus thumbs up and thumbs up to you, Jasmine for

726
00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: having such a positive outlook on a bad situation. Ben

727
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: Fisk is thumbing up Quinn and the Truesdale Trojan Elementary

728
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: School cheerleading team who took home first place oh in

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00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: their first competition at Maryland Madness. Oh yeah, Quinn, Here

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00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 1: it comes.

731
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Speaker 2: Sunday, Sunday Sunday Maryland made.

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Speaker 1: We love Quinn. Quinn is a nine year old murder Banana.

733
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So I mean bananas is one thing my

734
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 1: favorite murder. That's it's pretty adult content, but that's fine.

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00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: Quinn listens to bananas to get ready for bed, and

736
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Speaker 1: I think that's lovely. Congratulations to you, Quinn, Keep doing,

737
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,479
Speaker 1: keep cheerleading, Do whatever makes you happy in this life.

738
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Speaker 1: Stephanie is thumbing herself way up for getting published. This

739
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: is the first time she is being considered the first

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00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: author on a scientific paper that she wrote and it

741
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: got published in a scientific journal. Congratulations Stephanie, and finally,

742
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Speaker 1: this is a good one. Photo fella with a pH

743
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: photo Fella. Photo fella is asking for a thumbs up

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00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: and some encouragement from the Banana Voice. He works in

745
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: a very negative environment, gets tons of negative feedback, and

746
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 1: have the thought that he cannot remember anyone ever telling

747
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: him good job. Wow, some positive words would really bring

748
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: joy to photo fella. Who gets joy listening to the

749
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Speaker 1: Bananas Podcast. Photo Fella.

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Speaker 2: Photo fella, let me tell you you're doing a great job.

751
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 2: Great job, really fantastic. I seeing what you've been working

752
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Speaker 2: on impressed.

753
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: My friend. Everyone around the office is secretly so grateful

754
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: that you come in. You put out fires left and right.

755
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,479
Speaker 1: We call you the fireman as soon as you clock

756
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: out every night because you're putting out not just work fires,

757
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: but emotional fires around the office. Photo fellow. We're all

758
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: depending on you. You're always on time, you're always skilled,

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00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: and we just have to say thank you.

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00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: Thumbs up, thumbs up for being not only.

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00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: The employee of the month, but the Banana of the.

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Speaker 2: Week, Banana the Week.

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Speaker 1: Photo Fella, Congratulations, you're doing an awesome, wonderful job. And

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Speaker 1: we're lucky to know you. Everybody is, everybody who's ever

765
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: met you is lucky to be alive to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Let's get back into it. Johnston Flood Museum is closed

767
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: because of flooding. Gretchen sent this in. Thank you, Gretchen.

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00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: This was in the Huffington Post. Really what that it

769
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: still exists? Well, it's called hoffpo now and nobody reads it.

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Speaker 1: This is written by David Moye. Really good job, David Moye.

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00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania museum dedicated to remembering the effects of a nineteenth

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Speaker 1: century flood. That sounds fun. Okay, that's a fun place

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Speaker 1: to take that nineteenth kindergartener's elementary school, middle school, you

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Speaker 1: name it. Fun museum. What town this was in? Johnston? Johnstown, Johnston,

775
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: what state, Pennsylvania. Cambriaccount announced Monday. Oh, it was templar

776
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: temporarily closed because of flooding. The Johnstown Flood Museum in

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00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: Cambria County announced on Monday it is temporary clothes due

778
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,720
Speaker 1: to an interior water league caused by recent extreme cold.

779
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: The leak caused water to pour through the museum walls,

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Speaker 1: damaging carpets, drywall, and ceiling towels in the process. According

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00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: to Johnstown NBC affiliate w Jack TV, I hope.

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Speaker 2: That they build a small maybe like three foot by

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00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 2: three foot Johnstown flood flood Museum, Okay, flood museum flood.

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Speaker 1: That idea is so good. It is breathtaking. And now

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Speaker 1: it's the one reason I would actually go to the

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Speaker 1: Johnstown flood Museum because I love a small museum. I

787
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Speaker 1: love yeah, but I'd like a smaller museum inside of

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Speaker 1: a museum. And the Johnstown flood Museum flood museum. I

789
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: think we got to get a letter writing campaign in animals.

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Speaker 1: If you want to email the Johnstown Flood Museum and

791
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Speaker 1: say I really like it. If you guys take the

792
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: recent flood you had inside of your museum and made

793
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: a small museum in honor of that flood, just give

794
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: us the newspaper articles, just give us a couple of photos.

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Speaker 2: I think you have to get on your hands and

796
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: knees to enter it, but all the information is there.

797
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 2: If you want to learn about the flood at the

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Speaker 2: flood museum, have a turn.

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Speaker 1: These lemons into lemonade. Nothing of historic significance was affected

800
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: by the flooding, which is shocking because when you think

801
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: of the Johnstown Flood or Johnston Flood Museum, you're just

802
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: thinking of all the historically significant pieces in there were

803
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,720
Speaker 1: affected with flooding. In the museum's Facebook post credited museum

804
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: docent Nicky Bosley for discovering the league before there could

805
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: be serious damage. Good job, Nicky Boseley or Bosly.

806
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 2: I mean, and now we know who is whose statue

807
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 2: stands in front of the Johnston Flood Museum flood Museum.

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00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 2: It's Nicky Boseley, absolutely, and she's earned it.

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00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: She spotted a leek, which is not hard to do

810
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: in a.

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Speaker 2: Empty museum.

812
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: The museum is dedicated to memorializing the great Johnstown Flood

813
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: that we all won't shut up about, which occurred on

814
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: May thirty first, eighteen eighty nine. You're the lord. The

815
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 1: flood claimed the lives of twenty two one hundred people.

816
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 1: My god, they really couldn't swim back. They were not ready, No,

817
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 1: they were not good swimmers back then, and destroyed sixteen

818
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: hundred homes. That's the sad part. But you know what,

819
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: they've rebuilt, and I think we need to rebuild yet again.

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00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: The Johnstown Flood Museum flood Museum. We need to do it.

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Speaker 2: Anybody who lives near Johnstown, Johnstown, Johnsontown too.

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00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let us know.

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Speaker 2: We would love to actually make that happen if you

824
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Speaker 2: if you're we will be happy to How much How

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Speaker 2: much money do does it require to make the Johnstown

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Speaker 2: Flodmuseum floo musum?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking a small replica museum of the Johnstown

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Speaker 1: Flood Museum. That's maybe you know, it's like a all

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Speaker 1: birds wings across, maybe thirty six by thirty six, Max, I.

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Speaker 2: Bet you we could do it for a thousand bucks easier.

831
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we have friends that'll make this for

832
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: us and just a little recreation and maybe it just

833
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: drips a little water.

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Speaker 2: How hard could that be?

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Speaker 1: When I was a young banana, I was at a

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Speaker 1: birthday party at the Babe Ruth Museum in Baltimore, which

837
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 1: is fine. Yeah, Babe Ruth pretty cool guy.

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00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a statue of him at Camden Yards.

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Speaker 1: Probably he grew up in Baltimore, and you know, even

840
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 1: people that don't like baseball known the name Babe Ruth.

841
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Speaker 1: And it was a we would go to about one

842
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: a year, like the movies, and but we go to

843
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: this and there was a guy that was sort of

844
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Speaker 1: a bully. I would say, I've only had two people

845
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Speaker 1: actually try to bully me, like physically in my life. Yeah.

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00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 1: One of them was at this birthday party boys and girls,

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Speaker 1: probably eight, nine, ten years old.

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Speaker 2: Oh got to Yeah, I'm familiar with all those times.

849
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Speaker 2: I'm familiar with those types of birds all age.

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Speaker 1: So we get in one of the dad's cars drying

851
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: to the next stop. The next phase was splash down

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00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: indoor water park.

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00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that sounds fantastic.

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00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: Indoor water slides. If somebody dropped the visa and you

855
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Speaker 1: got to take friends to the indoor splash down water park,

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00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: you were having a great day. But the bully was

857
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: just pissed at me. He was there staring me, staring

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Speaker 1: at me the whole time. Then we get in the

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Speaker 1: car and he pulls down the sun visor and there's

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Speaker 1: little mirror and in the visory's staring at me in

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Speaker 1: the backseat. We're like five across the backseat and this

862
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: guy's just being a jerk. So while we're driving, we

863
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: go to a red light and he rolls down the

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00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: window and he had had like we all got blowpops

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Speaker 1: and so he took the wrapper and threw it in

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00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: the bed of the truck park next to us, just

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Speaker 1: being tough, being a real nine year old rebel. Yea.

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Speaker 1: And the guy got out of the truck and got

869
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Speaker 1: the wrapper and pushed it back into his chest and go,

870
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: you dropped something, kid, and got back in the car,

871
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: and then he got the dad yelled at him. It

872
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: wasn't even his dad was like, the girl's birthday, girls

873
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: down driving and I just got to sit back and

874
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: watch the threat. The guy that was threatening to probably

875
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: drown me and splash down just get so humiliated and

876
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: honestly bullied around. And then the dad was like, that's

877
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: not right. You shouldn't throw and like he was like,

878
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: don't tell my mom. And I'm just sitting in the backseat,

879
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: just having the greatest birthday of my entire life. And

880
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: it wasn't even mine.

881
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 2: Wow, I am like the guy driving the truck got out.

882
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 1: That guy's a bully, got out, took the trash, gives

883
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: put it, I mean leaves.

884
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 2: Everything is falling in the back of your pickup truck.

885
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 2: It is open to the world. You're gonna shove a

886
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 2: wrapper into a nine year old chest? What a bully and.

887
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: You had to hear my MVP, my personal My Baby Ruth,

888
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: the Babe Ruth of Traffic Stops is so great.

889
00:45:55,960 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: Why is the candy bar baby Ruth and not Babe?

890
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think it is connected. I

891
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: think it's supposed to be a play on Babe Ruth.

892
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess so it's in the way

893
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 2: that like Babe Ruth is a recognized sounds that we've

894
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 2: heard before, and baby Ruth is words that just sound

895
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 2: like it. But there's no other connection, right, It wasn't

896
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 2: like a baseball snack or it's supposed to be like

897
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 2: a bat or something like that that would be funny,

898
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 2: like little bat. If it's a little bat. If it's

899
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,959
Speaker 2: a little baby Ruth, it's a little baby bat.

900
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: What is in a baby Ruth? Nugat?

901
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 2: Is that? I think nuts?

902
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: Maybe is nugat? Is nugat? The Uncanny Valley Dwarf of

903
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: chocolate candy.

904
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 2: Bar looks like the dwarf's faces look like they're made

905
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 2: of nugget. Boy, that's what it looks like if you

906
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 2: stripped chocolate off of a nugget candy bar. That's what

907
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 2: the dwarfs look.

908
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 1: Like I in the workhous writer's room, we had a

909
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 1: and the writer's assistant and we said, do you like

910
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: Snickers bars? And she goes, no, Snickers bars are very millennial.

911
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 1: Gen Z doesn't like Snickers bars. And I was like,

912
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 1: there's no way that's Snickers are so delicious. And then

913
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:15,760
Speaker 1: ice cream snickers.

914
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, is that that's such a funny thing

915
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 2: to do.

916
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: That's like an old person. But what we're saying is

917
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: like the greatest generation love those baby roofs. Yeah, they

918
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: couldn't get up.

919
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 2: But also I think I've ever eaten yeah, payday or

920
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 2: a baby roof, I don't think I've ever eaten one.

921
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: It was always astonishing, especially our New York and animals

922
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: will instantly be able to picture this. Every city sidewalk

923
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: in Manhattan, every corner, and most in Brooklyn, Queen's all

924
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: of the Burroughs have bodegas everywhere, and every bodega has

925
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 1: a wall of candy in front of the counter. Yeah,

926
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: and they're selling it. They wouldn't have it if it

927
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:49,959
Speaker 1: wasn't making money.

928
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,479
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's it's making money.

929
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: I mean, how many candy bars? I wish we had

930
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 1: Mary roach On, I want to find out how many

931
00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: candy bars they sell every day in Manhattan, because you know,

932
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: somebody buys a baby Ruth every day at the same

933
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: videga every single day. That's like their little moment of joy.

934
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 2: When I met Kristin. When I met Kristen, that was her.

935
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 2: She would eat really she ate like a like a

936
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 2: feral animal when I met her. I mean like we

937
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 2: I guess we were like in our early like mid twenties,

938
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 2: you know, like I was my late twenties, twenties. But yeah,

939
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 2: she would like she would have like like go to

940
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 2: McDonald's like once a day.

941
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: It was one really close to her house, unfairly close.

942
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 1: It was maybe four stoops away from her house. And

943
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: also pretty good McDonald's. Pretty good McDonalds for is weird.

944
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: What was your ultimate cheap food in New York City,

945
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: like at your poorest but when you bought food out

946
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: in the city.

947
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 2: Oh, just the dollar slice places.

948
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: Yeah there were a lot of them too.

949
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lot of them.

950
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: And there and for a long time, Grace Papia did

951
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: two dogs for a dollar and that was big. That

952
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: was big.

953
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 2: That's what actually got me eating meat again because I

954
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 2: stopped eating red meat when I was twelve because I

955
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 2: read a book and it was like, good, global warming

956
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 2: is happening, and if you want to solve it, don't

957
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 2: eat red meat. And I was like, I'm gonna solve

958
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 2: global warming one man at a time. So I only

959
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 2: ate chicken for whatever the next six years. And then

960
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 2: I got to Baltimore and realized, oh, I can buy

961
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 2: two hot dogs for one dollar. Yes, I guess I'm

962
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,479
Speaker 2: gonna eat red meating.

963
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: Yes, that happens all the time. You know. I dated

964
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: a woman speaking saving the world. Who's comfort viewing? Like,

965
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: you know, I'm hungover, I'm bored. I want something on

966
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: in the background. Why cook? Was the documentary Blackfish? What

967
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: about killer Whales? What? And me can see what? That's

968
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 1: so nice getting her comfort thing. I would say, she's

969
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: watched Blackfish ninety to one hundred.

970
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

971
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: It was not a deal breaker, but it was the Uh,

972
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: it was terrifying.

973
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 2: It was terrifying.

974
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: It was a It's something I watched one time, and

975
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: it was like, I agree across the board.

976
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 2: I don't ever need to watch it. Once you have

977
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 2: the information.

978
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: I have the information.

979
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 2: What's your ultimate comfort? TV?

980
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: Man? I really don't have one. I got caught off

981
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,919
Speaker 1: guard on a pitch yesterday for a romantic comedy pitch.

982
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: I was pitching to the actress they wanted to star,

983
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: and I know she is going to pass. And at

984
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: the end, when you know, sometimes they ask questions about

985
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 1: character or whatever story she goes. I'm just curious, like

986
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 1: looking down it not, It's just curious, what is your

987
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: favorite movie? And you know it shifts depending on everything,

988
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: but I answered, honestly, I go right now. My favorite

989
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: movie is the Silence of the Lambs. And it is

990
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: a great movie. It's incredible great and I've been kind

991
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: of going back. It's my favorite scary movie for sure.

992
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: But story wise and character wise, it's so good. Like

993
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 1: Handbell Lecter's barely on screen, He's only on screen for

994
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: like twelve fifteen minutes.

995
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 2: And he's everything, and it's.

996
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: Iconic and you think of it forever. And I was

997
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: just thinking of those characters, and she only caught me

998
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: off guard, and I know I should have been like

999
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind or something.

1000
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, more rom comedy.

1001
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I bet she passes. My comfort is oh man,

1002
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: I really like dumb action movies, so like Deep Blue Sea,

1003
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: the Shark movie. Hello cool Je, Tom's Jane. I've probably

1004
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: seen that twenty times. Oh wow, oh wow, I'll just

1005
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 1: put it on if it's on a streamer.

1006
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 2: I get that.

1007
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: I get that TV. No, I don't have any I

1008
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 1: love new TV. I don't like watching old TV. I

1009
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 1: like new TV.

1010
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 2: I think my comfort, my ultimate comfort. I don't think

1011
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 2: it's on anymore, is how it's made. Oh, I mean,

1012
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 2: what a delight. Oh I would watch that.

1013
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: I leave Forensic Files on too when I'm in a

1014
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: like when you and I tore bananas. I put that

1015
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,760
Speaker 1: on when I'm showering and such, so, which is funny

1016
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: because Forensic Files was all you know, You're like, could

1017
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: you shoot any episode where anybody on the show looks

1018
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: like a modern human being? Everybody, every detective is wearing

1019
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: an oversized button down shirt that is a color of

1020
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: like burnt orange, with like a tie that matches. They

1021
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: all have horrible combovers goates, And I'm like, then, I

1022
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 1: was watching a thing about murder in Newport Beach and

1023
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 1: they showed like the da the detectives. They were all

1024
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,760
Speaker 1: like beach volleyball player, good looking, they all had sharp

1025
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 1: Brooks brothers suits on and then dresses and the women

1026
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: were styled their makeuples one point. Then you turn on

1027
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: forensic files and it's like where did you drag these

1028
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 1: what swamp? What primordial swamp did you pull them out of?

1029
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: To find this murder in Wisconsin? And then you look

1030
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: at it, you're like, this must be from nineteen eighty three,

1031
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: and it's like two thousand and nine.

1032
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 2: Oh, good times here, I'll send us home with this.

1033
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 2: Oh beautiful Chinese influencer spends one hundred and forty thousand

1034
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 2: dollars to become an android. Oh this woman looks like

1035
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 2: an android. Oh it's kind of way I was picturing

1036
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 2: a guy right away.

1037
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah she does.

1038
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?

1039
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: She kind of looks cool. I mean the money well spent,

1040
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, it's it's mission accomplished, Mission person accomplished.

1041
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 2: And she can like move like an android. Really well,

1042
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 2: we're all for that, Yeah, it's uh. And then there's

1043
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 2: a woman in Ja, I know it's also in China. Uh,

1044
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 2: who's a different woman who owns and runs a restaurant,

1045
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 2: and she like again, has had work done to make

1046
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 2: herself look like an android. And then moves like a

1047
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 2: robot and like serves people, but does it like poorly,

1048
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 2: like as if a robot's doing it poorly, like handing

1049
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,720
Speaker 2: food and like only halfway making it to the table

1050
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 2: at the smacking it down. It's really really funny, and

1051
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 2: people come from all over to like have food from

1052
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 2: an android dream.

1053
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 1: Get out there been animals. If you're in China, go

1054
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: to that weird robot restaurant, Go to the John Down

1055
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: Great Flood Museum in Cambria County, Pennsylvania, and keep being you.

1056
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: Get out there, have some fun. The weather's getting better,

1057
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: spring and summer coming. Let's all shake our tail feathers.

1058
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: Bananas Man Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1059
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,720
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1060
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

1061
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

1062
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: Our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

1063
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: Hartstart

1064
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.