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Speaker 1: Live from the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, I don't know if this is going

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Speaker 2: to be a good or bad interview. But good because

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Speaker 2: Anthony Rodilla is here, bad because I'm not there and

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Speaker 2: he's totally pissed off. Oh there is Hi, Anthony, How

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Speaker 2: are you hello?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Something?

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Speaker 1: No? Hi, Scary is there's something wrong with the who's

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Speaker 1: that voice?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 2: So that's Elvis Duran. All right, we've got okay, we

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Speaker 2: have Anthony Rodilla in the studio. Nothing is working. He's

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Speaker 2: not even on camera. I can't look at him. Scary's

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Speaker 2: not pushing the buttons. He's like, this day is just crap, crap.

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to be on camera with you, Elvis.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're like a distant pen pal.

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Speaker 2: I really am okay, I will tell you I'm not

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Speaker 2: I'm not feeling well. I'm under the weather. They don't

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Speaker 2: want me in the studio. They're afraid I'm going to

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Speaker 2: infect everyone with my sickness. Well, i'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: Last night, I wanted to do something special for you,

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Speaker 1: and uh, I feel used in abuse this morning? What

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Speaker 1: did I miss out on? I was up at ten

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Speaker 1: o'clock at night making my homemade chicken porm.

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Speaker 3: I have.

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Speaker 1: I have two trays of chicken palm and one of

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Speaker 1: them shaped like a penis.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know who's gonna eat that.

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Speaker 1: Now, that was specifically made for you. Know what embarrassing

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Speaker 1: it is I come tips on that, and how embarrassing

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Speaker 1: it is when my daughter comes downstairs and I have

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Speaker 1: to lie to her that the penis shaped cookie cutter

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Speaker 1: is like a balloon, and she didn't believe me.

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Speaker 2: I love you, have a.

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Speaker 1: Penis shaped cookie cutter in your in your kitchen. I

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Speaker 1: ordered that Amazon for you. I had this whole thing

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Speaker 1: planned out. Okay, so here's the deal.

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Speaker 2: Here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: Every time Anthony Ridi is in, I'm either out of

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Speaker 1: town in a studio or I'm sick and I'm not there,

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Speaker 1: and you must get you must have a complex it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I just think I hate you. You know

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Speaker 2: I love you. I don't believe you.

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to be there today, just words Elvis

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Speaker 1: action speak. I was supposed to be there with you.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: Johnny's in last week and you were here. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: felt awesome. That was a good feeling done. You were

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Speaker 2: feeling awesome. Awesome, Yeah, goomba Johnny Day, I was at

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Speaker 2: the peak of physical health.

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Speaker 1: Well, you do have no idea what I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: to your gold mic when we go on break?

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Speaker 2: What you know?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: You have no idea who else has done it before you?

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Speaker 2: So here's that. I wouldn't lick it. Hey, So anyway,

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Speaker 2: Anthony Rodilla is here, let's go ahead and get that

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Speaker 2: all out of the way. Just I swear to you

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Speaker 2: next time, I'm going to be there.

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Speaker 1: If you're not here, next time, I'm gonna be wherever

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Speaker 1: you're gonna slowly see my head show.

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Speaker 2: Up behind you, right behind you. I like that. I

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Speaker 2: like it, no problem. Hey, everyone's say good morning to

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Speaker 2: Anthony Rodilla. He made it. Na, what's up? Well, so

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Speaker 2: where's the chicken?

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Speaker 1: Parm? There was no pars, Like, where's the penis shepe parm?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: That's a lie. I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't make chicken call its my house. My daughter,

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Speaker 1: she observes everything and talks about it in school.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely. My father, my.

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Speaker 1: Father put uh. He was in over the summer. He

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Speaker 1: was in my pool teaching her how to swim. And

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Speaker 1: I hope I can say this on the air. It's

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Speaker 1: not a curse. But whatever we said penis So I

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Speaker 1: think I'm good, this is good. My my wife's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: go outside. Your your father's teaching your daughter had to swim.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, she said, four years of swimming lessons and

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Speaker 1: he can't swim. She goes, I know. So I go

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Speaker 1: school way of teaching people how to swim, which never worked,

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Speaker 1: and he's going, come on, to kick your feet, to

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Speaker 1: kick your feet, okay, now move your hands and like

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Speaker 1: a doggy style.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what what are you saying?

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Speaker 1: He goes a doggy style and that's the way you're

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Doggy paddle is how you swim. Style is how I

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Speaker 1: made her. That's totally different, doggie style. I had to

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Speaker 1: because so I said to I said, Gabrielle, you can't

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Speaker 1: arrested or something. And she goes, well, you told me

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Speaker 1: that if I wasn't able to say something, you would

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Speaker 1: at least explain to me.

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Speaker 2: Why I can how did that work out?

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Speaker 1: For a look at this memory, this little thing has

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Speaker 1: so I said, doggie style was an ancient way how.

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Speaker 2: People killed dogs.

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Speaker 1: What they would do is they would dress somebody up

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Speaker 1: as a dog, hence doggie style, and then once the

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Speaker 2: And she goes, why would anybody do that? I said,

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Speaker 1: She goes, I hate doggie style. I go iconically, you

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Speaker 1: and your mother and I have something in common.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. By the way, no offense answered. I

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Speaker 2: mean your description of doggie style was nowhere near is

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Speaker 2: is innocent as the real doggy style. Can't make it

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Speaker 2: innocent for my daughter.

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Speaker 1: It has to either scare her or traumatize her for

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Speaker 1: her not to want to repeat it.

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Speaker 2: So this is what parenting's about, scaring and traumatizing.

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Speaker 1: Is that you have to I've learned that if you

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Speaker 1: take the word families, I've always found it ironic that

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Speaker 1: it ends in the word lies. You you have to

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Speaker 1: lie to your kids in order to get stuff through

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Speaker 1: to them. You can't be truthful all the time. And

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Speaker 1: if there's any parent out there that tells me that Danielle,

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Speaker 1: have you ever lied to your kids?

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Speaker 2: Of course?

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Speaker 1: I love how she just blatantly admits it without trying

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Speaker 1: to get it. I lie to my kids all the time.

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Speaker 1: My daughter thinks that Elf on the shelf is on

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Speaker 1: disabilitycause I don't want to move him this year.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. In turn, they will lie to you.

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Speaker 1: Danielle's like, stop, don't see. She gets really mad when

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Speaker 1: you talk about e on the s.

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Speaker 2: On the show. My help on the shop is lazy too,

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Speaker 2: but comes every year.

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Speaker 1: No, mine's mine's on disability. He's collecting unemployment right now.

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Speaker 1: And I told her that if she behaves herself, he

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Speaker 1: might visit the house again next year. Are you guys,

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Speaker 1: like as parents, ever worried about the rude awakening your

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Speaker 1: kid's gonna get when she uses doggy style in the

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Speaker 1: wrong way with her friends who know what it means? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: rude awakenings is how I was raised. You have any

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Speaker 1: rude awakenings?

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Speaker 2: I had?

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Speaker 1: When I got home and like, I found something out

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Speaker 1: at fifteen, and my mother was like, I had to

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Speaker 1: lie to you.

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Speaker 2: I'm like what she was? I look like, what was it?

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Speaker 2: What was it? What was a guy?

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Speaker 1: It was?

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Speaker 2: So many things.

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Speaker 1: I mean, one thing, my father, until I was like eighteen,

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Speaker 1: I thought that you couldn't go in the water after

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Speaker 2: And that's a lie. Yeah, he still sad. That's a

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Speaker 2: big lie.

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Speaker 1: He did it to me, Like, but you know, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know why parents came up with that you're going

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Speaker 2: They don't want you. They want to relax after they

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Speaker 2: watch you. Yeah. Yeah, your dad was to sit around

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Speaker 2: with his hand down his pants, just relaxing and burping up.

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Speaker 2: You know the nice picnic made.

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Speaker 1: Eight two years ago. I'm in my forties. Yeah, he's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: and the explanations he has, it's just like and I'm

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Speaker 1: finding myself doing that with my kids. Like it's just

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Speaker 1: not a simple lie. It's a whole story. He goes, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I had a friend when he was fourteen

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Speaker 1: years old and Italy, you know, listened to the mob

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Speaker 1: the after one hour, he jump in the ocean.

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Speaker 2: You die.

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Speaker 1: I said to Diet, you got to talk about his shock.

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Speaker 2: I supposed to have to do about the sandwich. The shock.

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Speaker 1: You know, the sandwich was in the stomach, it was

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Speaker 1: you could have just.

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Speaker 2: Kind of makes sense if you think it works. It

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Speaker 1: It's like the gum tree, Like, don't swallow your gun,

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Speaker 1: you'll get a gum tree.

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Speaker 2: In your stomach. You won't, but they told us that

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Speaker 1: The only thing that will happen is your poop will

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Speaker 1: look very interesting.

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Speaker 2: I've learned that. Yeah, it will blow a bubble at

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Speaker 2: your butt. There's that the video hotes your gum you're using. Hey,

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Speaker 2: by the way, Anthony Rodia is out on the road,

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Speaker 2: and it seems like you've been out with with Goombay

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Speaker 2: Johnny for quite a while. We had Johnny on last week,

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Speaker 2: and you know, he's an old dear friend of ours

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Speaker 2: and we just love him. Having him on this show

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Speaker 2: is it's more than him being a funny guy. He's

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Speaker 2: just thoughtful and sweet and case the total opposite of you.

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Speaker 2: Wow wow first is the mean one out of the group.

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Speaker 1: Okay, But what he does is he he strategically triggers

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Speaker 1: my anger on our podcast.

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Speaker 2: So then we go to shows and everyone's like.

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Speaker 1: Johnny, are you okay? He spoke exactly. I'm like, he's

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Speaker 1: the mad one. So so I got text messages. I

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Speaker 1: was away on a golf trip. My sister texted me

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Speaker 1: and she goes, hey, hey, bro, I think Johnny just

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Speaker 1: called you fat on the air. And I go, what

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Speaker 1: do we have a clip of what? I want to

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Speaker 1: analyze what I didn't want to listen to you unsil

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Speaker 1: I got here. But I'm pretty sure he called me fat.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's listen to what Johnny said about Anthony Rodella

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Speaker 2: when he was here. Here we go, Anthony Rodiaz out

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Speaker 2: on the road. Of course, he refuses to leave home

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Speaker 2: without gumba Johnny on stage with him. And now he's

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Speaker 2: on a golf trip. Now is he golfing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's He doesn't look it, but he's a tremendous athlete.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna get in trouble if I'm saying that.

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Speaker 2: But that's calling me fat. Now wait a minute, let's

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Speaker 2: be fair. Let's be fair. There are a lot of

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Speaker 2: athletes that are overweight. Like calling me fast sumo wrestlers

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Speaker 2: for instance.

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Speaker 1: Sure, that's like me saying, you know, Johnny at sixty

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Speaker 1: seven years old is quite geriatric, although he doesn't look it.

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Speaker 2: He could have been referring to you as model asque No.

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Speaker 1: No, I know, Johnny, No, it means I have a

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Speaker 1: This is the world we're living in. It's a world

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Speaker 1: of people being triggered. I can say if everything's offensive,

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Speaker 1: nothing's offensive.

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Speaker 2: I guess it's never gonna stop.

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Speaker 1: I'm not calling my mailman a male woman or a

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Speaker 1: postal service, but I'm not changing anything. If it offends you,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna make a statement now. I am

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Speaker 1: offended by all the people that think I care that

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Speaker 1: they're offended. I don't care. Like life is not rainbows

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Speaker 1: and butterflies all the time. You're gonna get offended. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna bother you.

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Speaker 2: Move on. My parents told me all the.

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Speaker 1: Time, if you don't like something, close you eyes, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, just just don't watch.

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Speaker 1: Stop ruining it for everybody else. Like the show Cops,

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Speaker 1: they took it off because it's defensive. There's nothing more.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing funnier than at two o'clock in the morning

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Speaker 1: coming on from a bar and seeing a shirtless guy

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Speaker 1: in a tractor getting pulled over with a six pack

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Speaker 1: of beer and has no clue why he's getting pulled over.

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Speaker 1: That's worth prime offs there. You're you're shirtless on a track,

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Speaker 1: you're driving home from the bar. Yeah, that's that's another offense.

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Speaker 1: But that's people we're taking, you know, we're taking stuff.

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Speaker 2: Off the air. It pisses me off. You're just turning

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Speaker 2: us on. This is Anthony Rodilla, his totally relatable comedy

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Speaker 2: to her going on. I know, I think you're at Borgotta.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So I'm in Atlantic City Paramount Theater this Saturday,

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Speaker 1: uh for the the special two shows.

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Speaker 2: First show sold out, second show still has seats.

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Speaker 1: I'm at the Borgotta this next Saturday and Friday and

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Speaker 1: Saturday Saturday shows sold out.

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Speaker 2: Friday still has seats.

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Speaker 1: And I was gonna extend the invitation to Scary if

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Speaker 1: he wanted to come, I could put him on the list,

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Speaker 1: but Matt Wife's not going to be there, so I

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Speaker 1: don't know if he actually Oh no.

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Speaker 2: He's actually asking you on the text.

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Speaker 1: So me and Matt actually have I've never had n't

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Speaker 1: met him yet, but we have the same agent, me

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Speaker 1: and Matt.

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Speaker 2: So he's doing amazing.

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Speaker 1: It could be uh, you know, it's part his comedy,

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Speaker 1: and the other part is because he has a high

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Speaker 1: metabolism ABS and he has the jaw of a Greek god.

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Speaker 2: So I hate him for that because I have nobody.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting factor from the chicken parm and I'm not

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Speaker 1: even eating it's just close enough to Matt's don't forget

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Speaker 1: Matt's eyes.

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Speaker 2: I mean they are a pools of exercise.

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Speaker 1: He's got the people loading up on the cop but

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Speaker 1: to everybody else except the mean angry comedian, that's your

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Speaker 1: chicken parm.

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Speaker 2: He looks exactly Wow. He he likes chicken parm, but

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Speaker 2: not parms, just the chicken. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I'm scary, has like a door sized poster of

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Speaker 1: him in his house, you know. But Matt's killing it,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I just I hate that he has metabolism.

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Speaker 2: Anthony.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Another thing that brings up in my mind. I have

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Speaker 2: become addicted to watching heckler videos at comedy show Heckler's

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Speaker 2: at comedy show videos where when the when the whoever's

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Speaker 2: on stage? By the way, no one should be heckling anyone, okay,

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Speaker 2: but when the comedian on stage actually slices and dices,

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Speaker 2: and of course the audience immediately goes right to the

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Speaker 2: comics a side, right, And why do people think in

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Speaker 2: this day and age compared to maybe ten to fifteen

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Speaker 2: years ago, heckling is their right because they're doing it.

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Speaker 2: They're doing it almost every show. It's so stupid.

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Speaker 1: I hate it. I don't get heckled much. I had

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Speaker 1: one lady approach the stage at the Borgata telling me

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Speaker 1: that she lost thirty five pounds and she was high

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Speaker 1: on weed. And I don't think she's left her house

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Speaker 1: since then, because I the next twenty minutes was very

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Speaker 1: brutal for her. And I posted it online. But I honestly,

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Speaker 1: and some comics aren't gonna like it. But I think

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Speaker 1: it's partially comedian's fault to why it's been so It's

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Speaker 1: been happening so often. Now if you look at comedy pages,

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Speaker 1: a lot of these comics are posting work. You know,

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Speaker 1: Matt Rife is amazing at it. Matt Rice's a little

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Speaker 1: different because he includes the crowd in it. But you know,

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Speaker 1: you have all these comedians at post crowd work. So

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Speaker 1: now people go to their shows and I don't think

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Speaker 1: they're heckling to disrespect them. I think they're heckling because

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Speaker 1: they want to be a part of their show. They

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Speaker 1: want the comedan that dragged them into the show. Me,

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Speaker 1: I don't do crowd work. If it happens like last

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Speaker 1: week and I was in Nashville and I came out

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Speaker 1: to this song Try this in a small town, right,

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Speaker 1: I like to stir the pot a little bit. So

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Speaker 1: I said, imagine, this song is controversial, and one of

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Speaker 1: the lines is don't punch an old lady in the face,

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Speaker 1: even though there's been times where I've felt that I

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Speaker 1: wanted to punch an.

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Speaker 2: Old lady in the face.

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Speaker 1: And then two minutes after, some old lady in the front,

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Speaker 1: like eighty years old, white hair caane. She goes, I

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Speaker 1: love Zielochia. I said, that's great, it's awesome. She goes,

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Speaker 1: and I love your dad. When is he coming back

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Speaker 1: from Italy? I said, he'll be back on the twenty six.

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Speaker 2: How's your kids?

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Speaker 1: And I said, none of you have ever wanted to

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Speaker 1: punch an old lady in the face like now.

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Speaker 2: And so I'll bring it in if I have to.

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Speaker 1: But I normally don't do crowd work, number one, because

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Speaker 1: I have so much material that I want to get to.

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Speaker 1: And number two, I feel like when you go to

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Speaker 1: a comedy show, you should be there to watch the comedian.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be a part of the show. You're not

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Speaker 1: going there to be a part of it, You're going

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Speaker 1: there to enjoy it. But I think that's where a

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Speaker 1: heckling comes from. I think they just want to be

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Speaker 1: a part of the crowd work because they know that

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Speaker 1: it's probably gonna get posted online and.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna go I'd be so afraid. I would be

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Speaker 2: afraid to say anything because there is a very very

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Speaker 2: good chance the audience is going to turn against you,

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Speaker 2: and you're in the middle of that audience.

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Speaker 1: I think I've gotten heckled, you know that one time

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Speaker 1: in Borgada and then one time in Florida. And I'm

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Speaker 1: very quick, and I am angry sometimes I hate to

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Speaker 1: admit it, but it's the Italian in me. So I

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Speaker 1: like confrontation, you know, Like Michelle always asks me, why

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Speaker 1: are you up late at night answering the negative comments?

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Speaker 1: You know, you're not funny, I don't like your video,

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Speaker 1: You're harsh. Why don't you just concentrate on the nice

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Speaker 1: you know, fans, And I'm like, I like, you know, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know you've got me through covid or you're so

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Speaker 1: funny kind of boring.

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, great, thanks, move on.

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Speaker 1: I want the I want the confrontation, you know, I

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Speaker 1: want Hey, I don't think you're funny. You should quit comedy.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I think you should quit eating because

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Speaker 1: I can't see your nine chins through like.

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Speaker 2: I just go I like that. I love it. I

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Speaker 2: love it.

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Speaker 1: Or then go to their Facebook page and find like

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Speaker 1: a picture of them and their friend and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well that's why your best friend Eric really doesn't think

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Speaker 1: you're his best friend.

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Speaker 2: Loser, I do you know, Eric? And I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: the table's a turn.

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Speaker 1: I like to go at them because that's more enjoyable.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. By the way, I've been watching the

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Speaker 2: text messages, Anthony, and the number one complaint about your

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Speaker 2: visit with us is the conversation about Elf on the shelf.

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Speaker 2: Other than that your golden you're good. Yeah, I triggering,

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Speaker 2: Anthony Rodilla.

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Speaker 1: I tell you we love it when you're here, and

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Speaker 1: I've never you know, I'd love to shake your hand

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Speaker 1: one day.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what it feels like.

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Speaker 1: I'll just walk up to one of the screens and

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Speaker 1: high five you like you're in prison. I love how

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Speaker 1: he says, I love it.

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Speaker 2: When you're here. That's why I'm not.

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Speaker 1: And you are missing out because Gandhi and I both

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Speaker 1: said he smells really good. I'm a mixture of creed

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Speaker 1: and regotta cheese.

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Speaker 2: I call it Creed. Why excellent, Anthony Rodilla. You can

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Speaker 2: catch him out on the totally relatable tour. I dare

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Speaker 2: you to not go, but the pleasure is there with

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Speaker 2: Gumba Johnny, who we love as well. Anthony, I promise

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Speaker 2: you you will not come back on the show unless

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Speaker 2: I'm in the room with you. I swear to you.

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Speaker 1: Well, I have a promise for you. I know where

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Speaker 1: your other house is, and I promise you I will

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Speaker 1: be there.

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Speaker 2: Come on out here.

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Speaker 1: Up as like a raccoon or something in like one

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Speaker 1: of those animal mascot costumes. And when I take off

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Speaker 1: my head, it's on.

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Speaker 2: I'm very on.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy it is and Matt Damon would totally do that.

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Speaker 1: What is the ptererophobic A term? I think it is

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Speaker 1: now it works for me. Anthony Verdia, thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for coming on. It's always fun with you guys.

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Speaker 1: Thanks and thank you for the part. I wish I

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Speaker 1: could eat it, and even if I could eat it,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: Taste it because I tell you, a chicken cut it.

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