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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, is this the right number.

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good by, just call me.

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Speaker 4: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 4: works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while

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Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 4: line on you.

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Speaker 5: Damn girl, if you were a fainter from Star Trek,

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Speaker 5: I sent you to stunning and then I pointed right

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Speaker 5: in my pants.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even understand.

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Speaker 6: He said, whatever, pain, Okay, I didn't want it.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, resist the urge to run away while

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Speaker 4: he fantasizes about zapping klingons. Instead whispering to his ear

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Speaker 4: and tell him you've always had a secret fantasy about

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Speaker 4: getting beamed up with a nerd that owns a Captain

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Speaker 4: Kirk outfit.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure they shut your mouth.

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Speaker 4: And that's when you give him the number of the

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Speaker 4: loser line and topefully he leaves an awkward voicemail. We

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Speaker 4: can play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Jessica, I mean, let's get one thing strength. I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you even understand like who you're blowing off right now?

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Speaker 1: My dad is worth like a butt ton of money

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Speaker 1: and I'm worth a butt ton of money. I mean

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Speaker 1: he's very important. I mean you've heard of like doctor Shoals,

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Speaker 1: odor eater, foot inserts. My dad invented those things. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if it wasn't for him, like athletes, foot would be

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Speaker 1: like out of freaking control and foot sweat and planter

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Speaker 1: warts and corns and calluses and planter fasciitis and foot

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Speaker 1: pain and all that crap. I mean, I'm the air

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Speaker 1: to the Doctor Shoal's fortune.

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Speaker 6: I mean, and you're not going to call me back.

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Speaker 1: I'm the footstink king. Check my instant and when I

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Speaker 1: post for my family's villa in Italy and you're not invited,

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Speaker 1: so goodbye. I hope you get bunyan.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, someone just blew the chance to be the

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Speaker 4: footstink Queen. The queen you would have proudly reped that title.

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Speaker 6: I mean from the villa.

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Speaker 4: It is the smelliest villain.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you'd go to meet his dad and

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Speaker 3: he'd be like, all right, shoes off, toss up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey Sam, he said you worked at the airport,

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Speaker 2: right because I said a question. I'm going to Cancoon

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Speaker 2: for spring break. I don't know how strict TSA is

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Speaker 2: with their rules because I know you're not allowed to

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Speaker 2: bring certain stuff on the plane, but like I was wondering,

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Speaker 2: how hard would it be to sneak, you know, just

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Speaker 2: like a little bit of pass the check point. I

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Speaker 2: don't want to have to like swell it in a

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Speaker 2: balloon or anything crazy like that. But maybe my friend

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Speaker 2: aleshauld be willing to do it. She's crazy like that.

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Speaker 2: Can you call me when you have a chance.

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Speaker 1: I'll make it worth your while message She didn't get

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Speaker 1: a call back, which means someone needs to check on

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Speaker 1: a Lisa.

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Speaker 5: I don't understand.

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Speaker 4: What did we have to beat there that she wanted

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Speaker 4: to put inside of a balloon?

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Speaker 2: I don't We don't need to tell you, but yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was guessing some like a larger toothpaste because TSA

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Speaker 4: only lets you bring the mini ones. I'm naive she's

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Speaker 4: trying to smuggle toothpaste in a canton.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, look, we're gonna go with that.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of getting wanded, you need to go in there.

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Speaker 4: That's a natural transition. You need to go check out

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Speaker 4: our TikTok page because you're basically getting the same feeling

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Speaker 4: as a full body cavity search when you go on there.

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Speaker 2: Is that good for you?

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Speaker 4: But on our site, it's without the gloves the way

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Speaker 4: you like song of the Week, second date reaction videos

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Speaker 4: and our favorite loser line gets posted on there every

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Speaker 4: single week. Trust me, you won't be walking straight for

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Speaker 4: days after you go the brook and Jeffrey on tiktob.

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Speaker 4: Now that's a guarantee that doesn't sell you on it.

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Speaker 6: Nothing will back to the clips. Hey, Kendall, it's here's

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Speaker 6: the thing. I was thinking that maybe you're not calling

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Speaker 6: me back because I said the thing about how I

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Speaker 6: work in insurance, and maybe you think that's kind of lame,

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Speaker 6: but you should know I don't just do that. I

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Speaker 6: also work at medieval times, you know the place where

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Speaker 6: they have like nights fighting on horses in that huge

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Speaker 6: arena and you sit there and eat chicken and you

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Speaker 6: boo and you scream. And I thought that might be

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Speaker 6: cool for us to do. I could take you down backstage,

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Speaker 6: we can put on body armor. I can introduce you

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Speaker 6: to the Green Knights. Real cool guy. But the one thing, like,

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Speaker 6: we can't go in the grog barrel. I swim in

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Speaker 6: there one time and I got caught, So they're not

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Speaker 6: going to let us anywhere near it due to like

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Speaker 6: sanitary reasons, but I tell you it's like it's real cool.

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Speaker 6: We can play the swords and stuff. Well yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 6: uh so, h hit me back next.

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Speaker 2: I can't tell he's inviting someone to over for a

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Speaker 2: playdate or if you like, an actual date.

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Speaker 1: To a bro that's like, Hey, Brettan, I want to

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Speaker 1: go and play with swords and did the ninth gear on?

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Speaker 4: It sounds kind of hot to me.

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Speaker 2: I think was in until the grog barrel got X made.

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Speaker 4: I think we're going to see Alexis wearing a T

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Speaker 4: shirt that says I caught HPV in the grog barrel

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Speaker 4: at eight times and all tho.

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Speaker 6: That was this t shirt. Yeah, and a hot night

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Speaker 6: if night.

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Speaker 2: He's a good guy.

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Speaker 7: Next, Hey Nia, it's uh, look I noted that probably

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Speaker 7: kind of a weird call, uh because we just met

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Speaker 7: like the one time outside of church, like over a

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Speaker 7: year ago. I think it was January ten, twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Uh, I'm sorry I never called you, but uh,

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Speaker 3: I really in a favor and you're like the first

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Speaker 3: person I thought of because I'm meeting my girlfriend's parents

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Speaker 3: this weekend and they're like super religious and apparently since

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Speaker 3: I'm a guest, they're gonna like asking to say grace

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Speaker 3: at dinner, And like, I don't know anything about religion

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Speaker 3: or prayers or stuff like that, and like the only

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Speaker 3: thing I know is like a rub a dub dup,

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Speaker 3: thanks for the grub. Uh maybe good food, good meat,

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Speaker 3: good God.

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Speaker 7: Let's eat?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 5: Do they do that in the.

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Speaker 6: Good sub religious people?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 4: You can't see a pastor getting up on saying that

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Speaker 4: right before they dig in. We always said prayer, and

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Speaker 4: my dad thought it was an honor to give the

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Speaker 4: prayer to somebody like Michael, would you like to do

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Speaker 4: the grace?

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Speaker 5: And my buddy Michael was like, no, Okay.

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Speaker 4: Then I will do it. That's a better tradition than

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Speaker 4: everybody just going around the room crying being disappointed at

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Speaker 4: each other, like it wasn't my family dinners. But Mambory,

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Speaker 4: you listen a Loser line right gularly at this time

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Speaker 4: every week, and make sure you go and subscribe to

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Speaker 4: the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube channel. Where did you listen

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Speaker 4: to every Loser line?

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Speaker 6: Second day?

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Speaker 4: And phone tap that we do right there. We're gonna

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Speaker 4: do a phone tap right after this

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,