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Speaker 1: Well together everything. I remember Evans hosted Behind the Bastards.

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Speaker 1: This is a different podcast. It's called Worst Year Ever.

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Speaker 1: It's about election and it's me and my friends Cody

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Speaker 1: Johnston and Katie Stole from Some More News and that

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Speaker 1: was a introduction. I was really blown away by that.

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Speaker 1: It's almost like you've been doing this for a while now,

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Speaker 1: now you know we're all going to get blown away

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Speaker 1: by Katie. How next year is gonna be? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I've already been blown away by it, so I yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's already. I was just thinking the other day what

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Speaker 1: a cool thing it would be to create, like a

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Speaker 1: country that controls most of the world's power and has

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Speaker 1: the ability to destroy all life on earth in several

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Speaker 1: different ways, and then give ultimate control of that country

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Speaker 1: up to a single random person every four years, based

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Speaker 1: on a system of of deciding that person that is

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Speaker 1: roughly as dignified as two dogs with erections fighting in

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Speaker 1: a park. That's all said proper very well said, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, wasn't it. It wasn't gonna necessarily be this way.

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Speaker 1: They went back and forth about the presidential position and

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Speaker 1: whether or not it should be like two people when

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Speaker 1: that's the one we're going to go for when we're

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Speaker 1: fighting against tyranny. Yeah, that's smart, even fathers, even though

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Speaker 1: can we start talking about it every two years? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and eventually we'll just never stop talking. Yeah yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So the inauguration happens and then we're sort of in

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Speaker 1: campaign mode. Yeah yeah, I mean the president we can

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Speaker 1: launched his re election campaign like on the day he

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Speaker 1: was sworn in. Cool And I love no matter what

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Speaker 1: election stuff I've tuned into lately, whether it's Beto or

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Speaker 1: Uric learning that people like it when he curses, or

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden's eye filling with blood. Um. Just everything that

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Speaker 1: happened either, yeah, has given me a great feeling about

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Speaker 1: twenty because also Beato realized, oh yeah, I'm I'm the

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Speaker 1: swear candidate. Um. And so now he's monetizing the swears

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Speaker 1: selling shirts. Yeah he's but it's not even and a

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Speaker 1: candidate is selling for That's how next year is gonna be.

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Speaker 1: But like I'm waiting for Biden's campaign to start selling

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Speaker 1: like his eye blood, his eye blood shirts or something

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Speaker 1: like that, like I'm on the left, or little tiny

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Speaker 1: vials of his blood. Now, I I think the elephant

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Speaker 1: in the room is that this political podcast we're starting

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Speaker 1: is going to be one of of roughly three forty

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Speaker 1: million political podcasts that people can choose between next year.

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Speaker 1: I think what I plan to have special about ours

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Speaker 1: is our commitment to not being pundits, but towards trying

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Speaker 1: to uh ex press solidarity with the people listening. Like

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Speaker 1: that's the goal is for us all to get through

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Speaker 1: this terrible year together. So we're going to travel around

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Speaker 1: the country. We're going to experience this election with as

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Speaker 1: many different groups of Americans as possible, and we're going

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Speaker 1: to see how this this garbage year effects and changes

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Speaker 1: all of us. Maybe we can make it changes for

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Speaker 1: the better. Now, this pod pod will not save America.

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Speaker 1: You can't change people. I'm trying shame them. You can't

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Speaker 1: shame them. So I think for this little mini episode

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Speaker 1: thing that we're doing, what would be neat is for

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Speaker 1: us all to drop our predictions for election. So each

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Speaker 1: of us has come prepared with a prediction for something

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Speaker 1: we think there's a better than fifty percent chance we're

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Speaker 1: going to see before you know, election night. So who

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Speaker 1: goes first? I'll start it off since this was my

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Speaker 1: cutting plan. I think this election at some point in

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Speaker 1: this election, live on television, one of the candidates is

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Speaker 1: going to soil themselves. I think this is the election

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Speaker 1: at least a fifty chance of that. I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: just throw this out. Who's to say that it hasn't

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Speaker 1: already happened. Who's to say that President Donald Trump has himself?

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Speaker 1: he's wearing a diaper. Well, I mean his pants fit

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Speaker 1: We don't know what happened before. We don't know Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's so close. We're Katie. I think we kind of

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Speaker 1: do know what happened before going to happen there. Okay, Katie,

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Speaker 1: or a storm He's going to launch a nuke at

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Speaker 1: a storm, trying to try to divert it into Alabama

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Speaker 1: gonna miss and it's gonna blow up Alabama. Thanks guys,

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Speaker 1: we really got there on my prediction. Yea, So my

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Speaker 1: prediction someone running for president soils themselves in public. Katie's

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Speaker 1: prediction the president launches a nuke at something, but now

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Speaker 1: that is a called shot, Katie. How about you? Coady?

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Speaker 1: So I I cycled through some and I was going

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Speaker 1: of his Well, if we're at war, he might get easier. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I think he knows that, Like if he's aggressive

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Speaker 1: to heart. I do think he's going to start complaining

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Speaker 1: about cultural Marxism on stage at some point. Um, But

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Speaker 1: I think, like my my prediction of what we'll see,

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Speaker 1: I think we'll see his dong. Oh you think so?

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Speaker 1: You know I made this outcol back in that I

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Speaker 1: president's wang, and it hasn't happened. I was wrong about that.

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Speaker 1: And I'm a kind of pundit who will admit when

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Speaker 1: he has been wrong about the president's penis. And that's

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Speaker 1: why someone we do still have months, we have, we

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Speaker 1: have so many months. Who ever dressed them for what

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Speaker 1: clothed all of them? Remember what were they? Oh, they

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Speaker 1: And I am positive that whomever gave them the outfits

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Speaker 1: was you know, goofing them. And I want whoever that

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Speaker 1: it flies down. I'm saying it's possible. Well, guys, we've

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Speaker 1: come up with a pretty fascinating list of predictions here.

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Speaker 1: I think they will all come true. But I think

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Speaker 1: more than anything, we can all agree I can handle

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Speaker 1: the other ones. I really I suspect Katie's prediction might

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Speaker 1: wind up happening in relation to my prediction, Like like

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Speaker 1: launchinga nuke is his equivalent of distracting everybody from the thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I think the I think that regardless of which

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Speaker 1: of our predictions winds up being most accurate, one thing

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Speaker 1: we can all agree on right now that none of

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Speaker 1: us will ever change our minds about is that this

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Speaker 1: system of electing an almost all powerful leader is clearly

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Speaker 1: the best way it can be done and cannot be

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Speaker 1: improved upon in any way, shape or form. Yeah. When

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Speaker 1: I look for the best government and the idea of

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Speaker 1: a government, I look to literally hundreds of years ago

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Speaker 1: and the people that were well they you know, they

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Speaker 1: knew how to manage people. They all had slaves, they

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Speaker 1: had somebody to wash them when they soiled themselves, which

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Speaker 1: they all did regularly because the water was terrible. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's a good note to end on. Listen to worst

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Speaker 1: try to make it more bearable together, lovely