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Speaker 1: You're here, we're here. Let's do this podcast thing?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: All right, full out of the show starts.

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Speaker 3: Now, I know at.

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Speaker 4: Least seventy five percent of the hosts in this room

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Speaker 4: are fans of VD.

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Speaker 5: What Valentine's Day it's in morning?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: I never knew that they share scenario.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 4: You know what, if you are a fan, then you

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Speaker 4: know there is no cure for VD. That kind of

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Speaker 4: love always stays with you every Valentine's.

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Speaker 1: They say, it doesn't cost a thing.

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Speaker 3: No it doesn't.

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Speaker 4: I bring it up because a national publication pulled one

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Speaker 4: thousand millennials and gen zers who are actively dating, and

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Speaker 4: they looked at what the perfect Valentine's Day date looks

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Speaker 4: like in these modern times. Okay, so this might surprise you,

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Speaker 4: but actually not much has changed, and the whole country

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Speaker 4: really is still pretty traditional.

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Speaker 1: Flowers, candy and nice romantic dinner.

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Speaker 4: Luckilyverybody's pretty old school. The perfect date, according to them,

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Speaker 4: starts with flowers or a gift, and one of you

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Speaker 4: should be picking the other one up. Don't make them

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Speaker 4: meet you out somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you're just going to go to two

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Speaker 1: separate places the.

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Speaker 4: Way you sell after that it's dinner in a movie,

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Speaker 4: and the night should end with quote some form of togetherness.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: No, it doesn't have to be.

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Speaker 1: That role in a relationship. It has to be so

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Speaker 1: I'm just worried that my husband's listening. It has to

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Speaker 1: be that.

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Speaker 4: Dating people, it's any type of togetherness. It could be

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Speaker 4: like a Chinese finger trap or whatever. You're into, something

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Speaker 4: that brings you close.

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Speaker 1: Does that work for you?

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Speaker 4: Forty eight percent with like alone time with their date,

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Speaker 4: and forty three percent said ending with a good night kiss.

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Speaker 3: Would be ideal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Sweet, But then.

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Speaker 8: I can't go to sleep after jet.

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Speaker 3: Just thinking about.

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Speaker 1: It, because you're practicing on your for next time.

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Speaker 4: I read. Personally, I like to end the evening with

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Speaker 4: some romantic dog shock collaraction. But to each their own,

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Speaker 4: let's get into the shock collar question of the day,

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Speaker 4: digital Jake.

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Speaker 3: Show him how it's done. At the end of Valentine's.

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Speaker 7: Okay, wow, wow, all right, listen up, Love Chumps, super

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Speaker 7: Bowl's over. Valentine's Day is less than forty eight hours away,

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Speaker 7: which means we need to go into emergency scramble mode. No,

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Speaker 7: that's right, that's a scramble siren. Time is running out

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Speaker 7: shelves are running bare, and lovers are trembling at the

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Speaker 7: thought of not having a gift ready for the big

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Speaker 7: day's stressful God forbid. So today instead of handing you

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Speaker 7: each a personalized calendar with twelve photos of my mahomes

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Speaker 7: like body on it, instead only giving you a better present,

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Speaker 7: a Top twenty most Popular Valentine's Day Gifts edition. Oh

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Speaker 7: but let's see of twenty coach still.

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Speaker 4: Gets a Jake calendar though also on top of it,

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Speaker 4: I have one for you.

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Speaker 8: I think it's on the list, Jess.

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Speaker 7: All right, Top twenty most popular Valentine's Day Gifts. We'll

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Speaker 7: start with the woman whose mother is my secret. Valentine's

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Speaker 7: not a secret anymore.

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Speaker 1: If you're listening, I have not well Brook.

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Speaker 7: If you can name one of these top twenty days,

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Speaker 7: all right.

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Speaker 9: Show me Flowers, Jake Flowers back on dragon, number three

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Speaker 9: on my list.

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Speaker 7: Next up is Alexis. Oh chocolate, Yeah, chocolate. I'm gonna

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Speaker 7: say chocolate, candy and chocolate covered strawberries are all gonna

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Speaker 7: take that top spot right there. So, Alexis, you have

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Speaker 7: the silver save you have a free life. If you

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Speaker 7: get one wrong, Jose Europe, I'm.

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Speaker 8: Doing the thing Jake where I'm saving.

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Speaker 7: Jose, I'm gonna say, if you're trying to like sneak

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Speaker 7: one by me or trick me, I think that's an

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Speaker 7: awful strategy. Just say something easy, Okay, candles candles number

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Speaker 7: sixteen on the list, but barely.

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Speaker 8: I know.

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Speaker 7: Maybe try and sneak one on. Maybe it'll be higher

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Speaker 7: on the list. Man, Jeffery, it's.

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Speaker 4: Your candle is going to be my answer because candle

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Speaker 4: wax is such a big deal.

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Speaker 3: On Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 4: I mean, since we already knocked off candle. The only

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Speaker 4: other thing that I remember using was something to catch

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Speaker 4: the melted wax in. And I would use a custom

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Speaker 4: heart shaped mug that I would gift to give me

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Speaker 4: romantic mug, a mug number eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Mug is Valentine that is not on the list for eighteen.

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Speaker 7: I get a mug from my dog every year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought this was Valentine's Day, something to say

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Speaker 1: I love you.

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Speaker 7: I'm training from saying anything mean about your guys mugs.

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Speaker 1: Right Brook, I'm going to say jewelry Jake.

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Speaker 7: Number seven on my list, Alexis your.

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Speaker 1: Dinner is a gift, like like a homemade dinner. I

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Speaker 1: think on this though it seems like you have to

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Speaker 1: be able to wrap it.

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Speaker 3: I encourage you to not listen to love in all

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Speaker 3: of its forms.

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Speaker 1: Sure, No, I just want more than that.

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Speaker 7: A romantic dinner, a home cooked meal. Number four.

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Speaker 3: I think that's a great gift to give to somebody.

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Speaker 7: Some gifts can be physical items. Some gifts can be

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Speaker 7: events or experiences. Keep that in mind. We're up to Jose.

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Speaker 10: I think I'm gonna go save and just say nails like,

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Speaker 10: send her to get her nails done.

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Speaker 7: A manicure or a pedicure did not make the top twenty?

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Speaker 2: Did?

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Speaker 11: Dang?

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Speaker 8: We suck?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeffrey, God, apparently I'm not very good at Valentine's.

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Speaker 3: Gifts at all.

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Speaker 1: That is so shocking.

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Speaker 4: The only other Valentine's gift that would make any sense

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Speaker 4: to me is some kind of splash proof video equipment.

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Speaker 7: Hang on, let me check the list here. Splash splash

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Speaker 7: proof video equipment did not make kidd I.

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Speaker 9: Just realized that the only question that Jeffrey got right

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Speaker 9: was what he gave us for Christmas, which was mug animals?

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Speaker 1: Is it the only gift you know how to give me?

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Speaker 3: Shows how much I love and care about you.

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Speaker 9: Okay, if we're going to experiences, Jake, I'm gonna say massage,

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Speaker 9: give me a massage.

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Speaker 7: A massage did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 8: This almost unromantic society, and I hate it.

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Speaker 7: I did not see it on my list here. That

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Speaker 7: means alexis twenty romantic as up those silver saves and

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Speaker 7: doesn't even need them.

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Speaker 12: Just wow, watch you guys fall.

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Speaker 7: Let's go over what you guys missed here. Number two

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Speaker 7: on the list. You guys didn't get that was greeting

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Speaker 7: cards like a Valentine's card.

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Speaker 4: Did you say it's not the most romantic?

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Speaker 3: This is like the most common, right.

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Speaker 12: Nobody said these.

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Speaker 1: Gifts are good. The gift is a car, I.

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Speaker 7: Mean Brooks so many mugs and cars. Number five, bottle

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Speaker 7: of wine. Number six was just gift cards in general.

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Speaker 7: Was clothing, her shoes, her cologne made the list. Lingerie

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Speaker 12: I thought massage would be above them.

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Speaker 7: Eleven event tickets like a concert, a play, a sporting event,

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Speaker 7: romantic trip made the list. Adult toys made the list.

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Speaker 7: A pet just ahead of mug.

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Speaker 1: On the list.

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Speaker 7: A real pet, a framed picture, a stuffed animal, a

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Speaker 7: fake pet Uffy Homemade Love coupon book also on the list.

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Speaker 7: We forget that never said they were good.

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Speaker 3: I know which one I'm going to get all of

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Speaker 3: you for Valus.

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Speaker 1: I don't want your coupon book.

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Speaker 7: Just reminder that was plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Alexis has been killing it in plenty of again. Today

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Speaker 4: she gets to choose to get shocked. Someone's going to

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Speaker 4: be singing my girl by the tempt tape.

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Speaker 13: I mean now that I remember jeff ca was a

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Speaker 13: mug I got a shock je.

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Speaker 4: Apartment on fire, Remember jeff that You're all getting splash

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Speaker 4: proof video quickly for the next one. I guess you say,

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Speaker 4: what can make me feel this way? Jeffy mugger, that's

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Speaker 4: your shock Collars question of the day.

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We all woke up, got to work today. It's the

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Speaker 4: day after the super Bowl, so safe to say there's

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Speaker 4: a few hungover people in here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it's broken Jeffrey in the morning, a lot of

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Speaker 3: blurry eyes.

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Speaker 4: But we could still see the text board and it's

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Speaker 4: filled with comments saying I missed it.

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Speaker 3: Who's getting gatorade dumped on their head? Day?

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Speaker 4: I want it for any of the people who don't know.

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Speaker 4: We made a bet on Friday, just like we do

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Speaker 4: every year before the Big Game, where we each draw

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Speaker 4: a gatorade color out of a hat and then at

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Speaker 4: the person who matches it has to go outside as

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Speaker 4: we all stand above them and dump gallons of that sweet,

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Speaker 4: sticky electrolyte feel goodness all over their heads.

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Speaker 8: It's freezy out in the middle of winter.

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Speaker 9: I'm having like hangover hot flash thing happening now, so

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Speaker 9: it doesn't sound too bad.

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Speaker 14: Drink.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna reveal who it is later on today

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Speaker 4: on our.

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Speaker 3: Socials at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: You go there right now and make sure to follow

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Speaker 4: subscribe and find out if there's any truth to the

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Speaker 4: rumor that the dumping will happen in Brooks car while

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Speaker 4: circling the Jack in the Box drive.

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Speaker 3: For that's what the rumors are saying. The only thing we.

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Speaker 1: Know how to do with bro I'm gonna squash those

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Speaker 1: rumors right now.

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Speaker 3: Well, you don't know. You'll have to go look and

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Speaker 3: see for yourself. We're gonna do laser stories coming up.

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that just started his own motorcycle gang.

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Speaker 3: Wigs on wheels wigs.

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Speaker 4: If you want to ride with them, you're gonna need

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Speaker 4: a rock seventeenth century powdered wigs. And he's already got.

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Speaker 4: Martha Washington's due. Gotta get your own. With Laser Stories,

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Speaker 4: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 4: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 3: Those other piggly wigglies just don't.

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Speaker 4: This first laser story is out of Australia today. And

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Speaker 4: have you ever watched the Olympics and thought, you know

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Speaker 4: what would make this better? Drugs for the Olympians, Because

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Speaker 4: if that's you, then your timing couldn't be more perfect.

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Speaker 4: A brand new worldwide sporting competition just got announced and

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Speaker 4: it's called the Enhanced Games.

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Speaker 1: What this is.

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Speaker 9: Real gonna be like people, how many gurridos they can eat,

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Speaker 9: you know, a round taco bell.

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Speaker 4: No, so, any athletes or former athletes who want to

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Speaker 4: get on the juice for these sports that is strongly, strongly.

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Speaker 1: Encouraged different drugs. If you're funnier with different drugs, ye

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Speaker 1: should be so funny.

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Speaker 4: Give one of a mushrooms and the committee who runs

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Speaker 4: it just got their top athlete, retired Australian swimmer James Magnuson.

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Speaker 7: I got like fifth.

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Speaker 4: He thinks if you give him six months with performance

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Speaker 4: Yeah, James was quoted as saying for that amount of money,

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Speaker 4: I'll juice to the gills in it. That's not the

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Speaker 1: It's encouraging.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I want to see the pole vault with people on

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Speaker 4: Oh my, all contestants have to sign a lengthy waiver.

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Speaker 8: Oh I would have had to agree. We were starting

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Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of New Sumyrna Beach, Florida.

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Speaker 4: All Right, cops got a call over the weekend about

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Speaker 7: Who I think it's cool when.

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Speaker 8: People do this like on the side of you, but

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Speaker 4: This guy's name is Jason Brushkevich and normally in the

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Speaker 1: There's quite a few ocean areas.

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Speaker 4: But recently it was closed to cars because of the

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Speaker 1: I love when people see those signs.

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Speaker 12: You're like, they're trying to ruin my fock.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh, I come here all the time.

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Speaker 3: Jason did not care.

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Speaker 4: He went around the closed gate that said do not enter, yeah,

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Speaker 3: He was messy.

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Speaker 1: I think he just had a good cup of coffee Florida.

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Speaker 4: The cops eventually got him out in onto dry land.

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Speaker 4: And here's the quote that's making headlines. When they said

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Speaker 3: The truck don't surf.

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Speaker 8: Answer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: They charged him with failing to pay the beach access

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Speaker 1: That's actually off pretty easy.

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Speaker 4: His truck had to be towed as well. Based on

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Speaker 12: It's hair.

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Speaker 4: It looks like he was going he was cracking the

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Speaker 1: He's got of course, he's.

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Speaker 4: Got a great time. We'll put that photo up on

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Speaker 4: the Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories. This next laser story

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Speaker 4: is out of Cupid's headquarters. We're only days away from

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Speaker 4: Valentine's and we might have just saved you with the

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Speaker 4: to completely blow your date away, and.

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Speaker 3: It only costs ten thousand dollars ten ten. For the

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Speaker 4: Ever, you can now have a private Valentine's Day dinner

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Speaker 4: on top of the Empire State Building.

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Speaker 8: I don't care who knows it. Imagine the view.

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Speaker 4: The experience called Empire for two, was inspired by the

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Speaker 4: classic rom com Sleepless in Seattle And you know that

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Speaker 4: scene where Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks have their long

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Speaker 4: awaited meet cute on the building's eighty sixth floor.

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Speaker 1: Sometime, elexis it's cute?

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Speaker 12: Okay?

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Speaker 15: Sure?

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Speaker 3: If you're to shell out the cash.

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Speaker 4: You will be treated to a private tour of the

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Speaker 1: Oh they better be they better be feeding me the

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Speaker 4: Walk it all the better segues for me, and then

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Speaker 4: you get to go up sixteen stories for your dinner.

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Speaker 9: So it's that far above the observation deck, that's crazy.

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Speaker 4: They tippy top In the intimate one hundred and second

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Speaker 4: floor observatory, you'll be serenaded by a musician as you

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Speaker 4: enjoy a three course meal. Festive foods include a Redicio

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Speaker 4: Caesar salad and a mouth watering cheesecake dessert complete with

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Speaker 7: Tasty.

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Speaker 9: I just flashed on an image of Alexis being so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: You're reading musician in the room with you playing. That

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Speaker 1: is like my nightmare.

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Speaker 4: It's like bos and you're like, no, thanks, No, you

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Speaker 4: can go down.

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Speaker 1: What if they wanted to make eye contact with you

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Speaker 1: as well? No, I'm not looking.

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Speaker 8: Can I call my friends and look?

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Speaker 4: If you can't fork out the ten k for this,

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Speaker 4: it's all right. You can just go to the ground

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Speaker 3: And grill.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that one's only gonna set you back eighty nine

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Speaker 4: dollars apiece.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you have a hundred of those and you yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll still be cheaper.

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Speaker 7: And you have street buskers and.

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Speaker 3: Sing to you. Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 4: Well, speaking of somebody who knows how to get romantic

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Speaker 4: on Valentines, he said to do the shoe.

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Speaker 3: Department of the Empire State Buildings.

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Speaker 16: That's right.

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Speaker 4: That sound means Lazer Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 4: for the day. We're gonna do it again, same time

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Speaker 4: on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Brooking, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, fam, what else Fave Brook and Jeffy d.

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Speaker 1: In the jeff how many times? Don't do that?

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Speaker 3: Stop? You know what that sounds? That sounded terrible.

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Speaker 1: It was all I don't know what that was.

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Speaker 12: That was what did you eat?

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Speaker 7: Man?

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Speaker 3: I didn't like that. Can we edit that out? Please? Okay,

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Speaker 3: thank you. Let's get used that. No, let's not use it.

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Speaker 3: Let's start the recording over. What's shaking? Bacon's Dorookie Fox

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Speaker 3: and the Big Jay coming right, stop stop, stop shop.

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Speaker 3: You're right, you're right. That's horrible. Cut it cut its God.

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Speaker 4: Think that's a really good thing that we get reduced

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Speaker 4: sometimes on this show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because boy do I need them.

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Speaker 1: Jeff, this isn't this isn't going to bed.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying, listen, I'm like, what if you

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Speaker 8: Oh, you couldn't just like edit out, Like.

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Speaker 4: When you have to leave a voicemail for that really

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Speaker 4: You want it to sound just right. And I bet

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Speaker 1: I wish I wish you did right now.

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Speaker 4: Well, those people can't and I can't because their voicemails

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Speaker 4: are being featured. When we do a brand new Loser

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Speaker 4: Line coming up with Brooke and Jeffy, we're gonna keep

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Speaker 4: you entertained, hopping and bopping all the way to work.

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Speaker 1: I think I just heard the end of my career.

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Speaker 2: A minute. Is this the right number? It's the Loser Line, goodby,

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Speaker 2: just call me back.

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Speaker 4: It's a special Valentine's Day edition of the Loser Line.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't heard it before, it works like this.

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Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you on V Day and hits

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Speaker 4: you with this romantic line.

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Speaker 3: He sweetams.

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Speaker 5: My friends met me that I couldn't get a gorgeous

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Speaker 5: you want.

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Speaker 3: To hang out with me instead?

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Speaker 4: That is so, whatever you do, don't crush up some

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Speaker 4: candy hearts and blow the dust.

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Speaker 3: Into his eyes.

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Speaker 1: I think much worse than that.

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Speaker 4: Again, Instead, tell him that you're Valen. Fine with that?

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's when you hand.

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Speaker 4: Him the digits of the loser line so he can

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Speaker 4: leave an awkward voicemail we can play on the air

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Speaker 4: like the ones you're about here. Just so you know,

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Speaker 4: all of these were left for us over the weekend

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Speaker 4: romantic get together So this should be interesting, love, Let's

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Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 16: It's we met at a cupid bar crawl and uh look, I'm.

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Speaker 6: Sorry sorry to call you like this.

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Speaker 17: I'm actually in kind of a weird situation here and

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Speaker 16: But remember how I uh like remember I handcuffed us

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Speaker 16: together just for like a second as a joke with

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Speaker 17: Then you know, is there any chance you maybe.

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Speaker 3: Still have that key.

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Speaker 6: I don't know that.

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Speaker 17: I think I may have handed it to you.

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Speaker 3: Uh honestly, I just can't remember, but I can't find it,

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Speaker 3: and I kind of need it.

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Speaker 16: I was under the impressions these were like trick handcuffs,

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Speaker 16: and apparently they don't just unlocked by themselves and stuck on.

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Speaker 17: I. I.

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Speaker 16: You know, I'm like kind of freaking out because I

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Speaker 3: With like fuzzy pink cancuffs on one of my wrists.

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Speaker 3: So if you.

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Speaker 16: Could just text or call me back like as soon

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Speaker 16: as possible either way.

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Speaker 6: I would be forever grateful, Thank you. Oh God.

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Speaker 10: The first thing I thought was, this is the only

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a great practical joke to play on

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Speaker 3: Oh you do, yeah, Like, hey, these handcuffs are fake.

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Speaker 3: I promise you want to put them on with me.

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Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, you're given a PowerPoint presentation on Monday,

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Speaker 18: Hey, this is act we met at the Valentine's Singles Mixer. Listen,

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Speaker 18: I had a great time with you, but if I'm

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Speaker 18: being like a hunger, I just don't really feel like.

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Speaker 1: We were a perfect match.

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Speaker 18: But I do appreciate your interest in You're giving you

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Speaker 18: me your number, and you know, like ghosting somebody that's

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Speaker 18: just like not really my that's not my vibe. So

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Speaker 18: I'm leaving this message for you, and I actually think

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Speaker 18: I do know a girl who would be perfect for you,

463
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Speaker 18: one of my friends who just moved here from England.

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Speaker 15: If you know, she's got that like cute little accent.

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Speaker 15: If you close your eyes, she could be the Geico.

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Speaker 18: Gecko and then if you open them, she kind of

467
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Speaker 18: looks like him too, but like in.

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Speaker 9: A cute way.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 15: She's like, say, she got those like big eyes.

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Speaker 18: But like I'm not selling it, but she's really cute.

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Speaker 18: So I am going to text you her number. If

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Speaker 18: you use it, fine, if you end up.

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Speaker 15: Hooking up, you got to tell me and.

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Speaker 18: If it works out, you could, you know, stay fifteen

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Speaker 18: percent on your cargure.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, I do not see any red flags.

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Speaker 8: All I saw was she has a job.

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Speaker 9: Okay, she just described your friend is someone with big eyes,

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Speaker 9: thin and like a tongue that moves in and out

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Speaker 9: really quick.

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Speaker 3: Just say that she's on the ozempic diet and we

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Speaker 3: got the.

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Speaker 9: Right.

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Speaker 4: And you know the funny thing about that is the

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Speaker 4: guy co Gecko was a very popular spokesperson for their brand,

487
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Speaker 4: just like I am for the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I should try an accent when I'm promoting.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's see what you got, because if you go

490
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Speaker 5: there right now and type in Brook and Jeffrey into

491
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Speaker 5: you tikety talk, you'll find rare content that will tickle

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Speaker 5: your nickas I.

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Speaker 9: Like you and my pants are tickling.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's have a jolly old chin wagon. Toss it

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Speaker 5: back to the voicemails.

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Speaker 6: Hey where we at?

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Speaker 14: Hey Christina, it was just awesome meeting you over the

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Speaker 14: weekend before Valentine Day too. It just it feels like

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Speaker 14: Sharon Dippity, almost like it would stay that we were

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Speaker 14: able to make a connection, like almost stupid, and then

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Speaker 14: no shradamis made it and we're able to create this

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Speaker 14: totally awesome vibe of us together. In fact, ever since

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Speaker 14: like we connected, I just had this massive PARTI for you.

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Speaker 6: You get my point. I felt a real connection with you.

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Speaker 3: I miss you.

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Speaker 17: I want to hang out with you again.

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Speaker 6: Please call me.

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay, anxiety swinging his legs over.

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Speaker 1: No, he's definitely in a rocking chair. Rocking chair.

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Speaker 3: It's weird.

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Speaker 4: I think I know that guy, O real sweetheart, not

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Speaker 4: weird at all.

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Speaker 1: That's actually the least surprising thing you've said.

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Speaker 3: I'll bring him in studio. I'll introduce you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm not shaking that man's hair.

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Speaker 17: Uh. Valentine's Stay is right around the corner. So I

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Speaker 17: walked some Katie Hearts and I wanted to read a

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Speaker 17: few to you. This says, hey, you hold on, let

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Speaker 17: me get that on. Okay, as if that means that's weird,

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Speaker 17: just not Valentine's.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 17: Girls like I think I r L like Okay, maybe

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Speaker 17: anc G and I'm like girl like maybe they met

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Speaker 17: girl like misprinted like you.

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Speaker 3: Know, girl like you.

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Speaker 6: I'm just saying I like girls.

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Speaker 17: All right, that's all I got. Take care.

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Speaker 1: It's almost I don't know.

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Speaker 9: Somebody's dad just got a box of candy hearts.

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Speaker 1: What happens.

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Speaker 4: That's what happens when forty and overs get these new

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Speaker 4: trying hearts with like.

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Speaker 1: That guy is at least fifty five.

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Speaker 19: Okay, if that makes you feel better, does Remember you

535
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 19: can listen a Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

536
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Speaker 19: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey

537
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Speaker 19: YouTube channel so you can listen to every single Loser Line.

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Speaker 4: Second day and phone tap right there, we're gonna do

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Speaker 4: a phone tap right after that.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We're in the home stretch to Valentine's And if you've

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Speaker 4: somehow managed to book a reservation at a romantic Italian

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Speaker 4: restaurant the day of Wow, consider yourself lucky ago unless

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Speaker 4: that restaurant is the same one our helpful resident German

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Speaker 4: Hans Gluber, a German working at a romantic Italian restaurant confusing.

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Speaker 3: This should be interesting.

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Speaker 4: I wonder what he wants in your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 9: It's a.

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Speaker 10: Hello, Hello, this is hands Global from the Italian restaurant.

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Speaker 10: Am I speaking this a Keys?

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Speaker 17: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: This is Keith.

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Speaker 11: How can I help you?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 10: I'm saying keys, but they cannot say very well because

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Speaker 10: my accent. Your name is Keys, like I'm going to mo.

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Speaker 6: And you you're like Keith, like k e I t h.

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Speaker 10: Oh Okay, I was saying keys, but it is keys scarty. Okay,

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Speaker 10: I see you having the reservations at our restaurant for

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Speaker 10: Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 11: Yes, sir, I'm excited, man, one of my favorite places

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Speaker 11: to go.

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Speaker 2: Ooh.

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Speaker 10: And in the notes here I will say this quiet

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Speaker 10: list so no one is hearing, but it says you're

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Speaker 10: hoping to be proposing to your freudlan.

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Speaker 11: Nope, nope, not hoping. I am going to get engaged.

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Speaker 11: I'm excited about that.

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Speaker 8: Oh vulderabar Oh, I am loving that energy.

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Speaker 10: But can I let you in on a little secret.

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Speaker 11: Like what you guys are gonna do something special for us?

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Speaker 10: I would consider this very special for you. You see, I

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Speaker 10: do work at this Italian place, but I also work

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Speaker 10: as the finest German restaurant in the entire city, maybe

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Speaker 10: even an involved on Usenheimer.

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Speaker 11: Okay, so what does this have.

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Speaker 6: To do with me?

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Speaker 10: Though, Well, here is an Italian restaurant, it's very basic.

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Speaker 10: Or I have a limp noodle, I'm going to slurp

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Speaker 10: and maybe have a bread, the boring but on German restaurant. Oh,

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Speaker 10: now we are speaking the language of they lover us.

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Speaker 11: So you're saying you don't want me to go to

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Speaker 11: the Italian restaurant.

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Speaker 10: Well, of course I am not outright saying that, because

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Speaker 10: that it would be against the employee handbook here I

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Speaker 10: would get in trouble.

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Speaker 3: I would never say that. But yes, you should leave.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know about that, man. It's kind of weird,

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Speaker 11: especially you working at one restaurant trying to give me

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Speaker 11: go to another.

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Speaker 10: Well that should show you how much better one of

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Speaker 10: the restaurants he is. And have you ever known how

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Speaker 10: romantic German people are?

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Speaker 8: We are a very loving bunch.

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Speaker 11: Nah, I've never met a romantic German person ever.

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Speaker 10: You're telling me you've never seen the famous German movie

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Speaker 10: Sleep Lessons.

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Speaker 6: God, I've never seen that movie.

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Speaker 11: Man.

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Speaker 8: No, everyone has seen some movie.

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Speaker 10: Two lovers meeting over strudele and then one that's taken

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Speaker 10: to prison for falsifying secrets to the other and then

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Speaker 10: relays the information to the KGB do slip blessing strute card.

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Speaker 11: Dude, that's not a sexy movie.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you must watch it?

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Speaker 8: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 10: You know how much of this sexy time I had

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Speaker 10: after watching that movie? Okay, can you guess VI's a sleepless.

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Speaker 11: Because he's in prison.

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Speaker 10: Well, yes, but he's also still making love, not by

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Speaker 10: choice anyway.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not I'm.

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Speaker 11: Not interested in a German prison love movie. I don't

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Speaker 11: even know why we're talking about this and doing this

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Speaker 11: over the phone.

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Speaker 10: Well, in Germany, a prison love is the highest form

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Speaker 10: of love and romance.

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Speaker 8: But you know it's different.

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Speaker 11: Cultures, dude, what the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 10: Okay, never mind, Look, if you really want to do

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Speaker 10: the proposal at the Italian restaurant, I would love to

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Speaker 10: hear about it.

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Speaker 11: Well, got a little dinner, right, and then German got

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Speaker 11: some candlelight, German chocolate, I got flowers, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 11: have the ring deliver in the flute of champagne.

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Speaker 10: Oh okay, I mean that's very basic. Again, I mean

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Speaker 10: you could do it that way. But think about this,

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Speaker 10: if you were in a Guman restaurant instead of a

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Speaker 10: tiny champagne float, imagine a ring floating in a seventy

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Speaker 10: to ound steel stein and she must drink the n

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Speaker 10: taire steinings and she proposes to you. As this tradition.

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Speaker 11: Man, it's not wrong with you.

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Speaker 10: Plus, it is a proof of hot tolerance. You would

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Speaker 10: like a strong woman who can pounds the bills.

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Speaker 11: Look, man, I gotta go. Oh, me and my lady

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Speaker 11: both black Italian. We're just gonna do the Italian restaurant.

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Speaker 11: We don't want German dude.

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Speaker 10: Okay, I was not prepared to do this, but I

639
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Speaker 10: will pull out all of these toppings for you.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I am going to give you one free strew

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Speaker 8: the cake.

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Speaker 3: Nah, Man, I make it to myself.

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Speaker 10: I can put a little blue pill in.

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Speaker 3: It if you like.

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Speaker 11: Hey, man, just chill. I told you I don't want

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Speaker 11: your reservation. I'm gonna do it my way.

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Speaker 6: We're going to the Italian restaurant.

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Speaker 11: That's it.

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Speaker 3: Well, fine, you can keep your reservation.

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Speaker 8: But now I'm mad at you.

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Speaker 10: Just know if you see me, Okay, I'm mad me

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Speaker 10: and your friend Nae Son who set you up for

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Speaker 10: a prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: You're going to be pouting all night.

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Speaker 11: Did you say, Nathan? How do you know my boy? Nathan?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 10: You mean your best friend, because he's the one who

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Speaker 10: set you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 7: This is actually right.

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Speaker 11: I knew this.

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Speaker 6: I knew this was so stupid.

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Speaker 3: I could tell you new a little bit.

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Speaker 8: Man, My name's all from the radio show Brick and

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the Morning. We just did a phone tap

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Speaker 8: on you.

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Speaker 11: And the crazy thing is, I was gonna ask this

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Speaker 11: so to be my best man.

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Speaker 10: Oh I would love to be your best man. Oh

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Speaker 10: my god, not making more sensing, y'all. Okay, Well, I

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Speaker 10: was thinking, you know, best man, maybe movie night you

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Speaker 10: or me sleeplessens through it?

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Speaker 6: God, No, I'm cool. That movie probably on two.

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Speaker 2: Way every morning was the fun tap weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the twenties brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I think we all need to take a second and

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Speaker 4: give some credit to men.

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Speaker 20: Yeah, they never get credit where they applause for men

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Speaker 20: right now, listen, over the last decade, we've done a

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Speaker 20: pretty amazing job of tapping into our emotions and showing

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Speaker 20: our vulnerable side.

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Speaker 1: I think that you've done better. I already agree with that.

682
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 4: I mean, look at Jose his entire success as a

683
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 4: streamer hinges on his ability to cry on commands.

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00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 8: I have not cried in like two months, Okay, but

685
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 8: there are people that.

686
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: Come in and go, Hi, cry, God, how your numbers

687
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: doing though.

688
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 8: They're not doing well.

689
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's you paying him for it. He will weep

690
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 3: his way right into your heart.

691
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: Will exactly, It's true. I want to give you a hug.

692
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 4: I think one of our male listeners wasn't afraid to

693
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 4: show off his sensitive side to a woman that he

694
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 4: went out with, But the way he did it sent

695
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 4: up some red flags in the studio amongst the ladies,

696
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 4: of course.

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00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like we're trying to be judge.

698
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 3: Really bro.

699
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 8: A little bit harsh.

700
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 20: Maybe you can solving it up to hurt our feelings jum.

701
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 3: It up right after this second date update?

702
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 4: How do we feel about people bringing gifts for the

703
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 4: first date?

704
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: It compens?

705
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 8: Is there an inside joke or are you talking about.

706
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 9: Just a fift I have friends who love it.

707
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 4: I actually went out with the dentist ones who tried

708
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 4: to gift me a BMW on the first date.

709
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: I told you, but I said, you wait.

710
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 4: It was only a three series though, and the leather

711
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 4: seats weren't even in the right color. So mamm didn

712
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 4: raise no fool, I know my worst okay, and I

713
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 4: dismissed them.

714
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: Are you driving a Kia like I am right now?

715
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 4: That's just one of the cars that I'm driving. To

716
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 4: choose which car on which day? Same But from the

717
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Speaker 4: email we received, I heard gifts were exchange on this

718
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 4: first date, which is a little bit unique. And so

719
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 4: let's talk to the guy, Enrique. Welcome to the show.

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00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 6: Hey, what's happening? Guys?

721
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 8: Thanks for having me thinking Aboutrique Iglesias.

722
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't actually, I was just thinking about this guy.

723
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 4: And Enrique, this is your first time on the show.

724
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 4: It's kind of like our first date. Do we get

725
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 4: a gift?

726
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 3: Maybe?

727
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 6: Sure?

728
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 21: You do?

729
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: Is that like that's your thing is you're the gift guy.

730
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 4: You love language, but if it's anything less than a

731
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 4: three series, then we're not interested.

732
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:30,919
Speaker 3: I'm talking.

733
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 8: I just bought a new car.

734
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 9: So did you warn the person you were going out

735
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 9: with that gifts were going to be on the table?

736
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean you know, we met online.

738
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 3: That's okay, okay, And what's her name? You say it

739
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 3: all right?

740
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 4: You're talking to Josie online?

741
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, and langage just came up and we found out

742
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 6: that causing.

743
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 21: Gifts are a number one love language.

744
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: The gift givers.

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00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 6: Okay, so we decided to bring each other a gift

746
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 6: on our first date. Nothing too crazy.

747
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 3: Both of you were going to bring gifts, not a surprise.

748
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: Okay, did you set a price limit?

749
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 6: No, we just said something very simple.

750
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 4: Okay, sometimes to be reminded later on, you know, yeah.

751
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,240
Speaker 1: I think it makes it.

752
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 3: It's good. Take us to the date. How did it go?

753
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 3: What happened?

754
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: What'd you bring?

755
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 21: But tell you something before that, we lived kind of

756
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 21: far away, like I drove like two hours to get

757
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 21: to her.

758
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 9: So she brought you gas money not so much.

759
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 21: But anyway, we met at this Mexican restaurant for dinner

760
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 21: and sat down, and.

761
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 6: So she gives me her gifts first.

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00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 21: Okay, so since we had some conversations. I'm a big Spider.

763
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 3: Man fan, she got you some spiders.

764
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 21: That's cool, dude, right, No, no, but she gave me

765
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,240
Speaker 21: little Spider Man act and figure awesome.

766
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: She's paying attention, she's remembering.

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00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 8: Put it on a shelf.

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00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 4: You'll always know, like, yeah, we give her a check

769
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 4: mark for her gift? What did you get her?

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00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 6: So it might sound a little crazy, okay, but let

771
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 6: me flame what it's called a long distance love lamp?

772
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 3: A long long distance love What is that?

773
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: That's a little bit what is a little overwhelmed?

774
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 8: Already?

775
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: Tell Jeffrey what it is.

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00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 21: I know what they are, something like you know what's

777
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:30,479
Speaker 21: far away?

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00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 17: Right?

779
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 21: If I touched mine, hers will glow, you see, Like,

780
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 21: oh you know, okay.

781
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 3: It's the way of touching each other and turning each

782
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 3: other on.

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00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: I'm faking, not exactly.

784
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to.

785
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 12: Be like couples.

786
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: I get it. It's like family.

787
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 12: Feel doesn't say love lamp on.

788
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 9: The box when you hand it to it, because that

789
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 9: I think is going to be key.

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00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 21: If I had the lamp out of the box, you know,

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00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 21: I had to like, you know, good, okay, so it's.

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00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: Just the lamp that she gets, So you're just handing

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00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: her a lamp. What was her reaction?

795
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 6: At first? She was like a little confused, you.

796
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: Know, she didn't know what it was.

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00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, he gave me a lamp.

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00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 3: It's not a typical first day gift. I like lamp, okay,

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00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 3: right right right.

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Speaker 21: So then I had to explain to her the same

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00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 21: thing I just told you guys right now too.

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00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 8: Okay.

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00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 21: You know she was like, oh wow, that's so sweet.

804
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 21: She's like, nobody never gave me a lamp before.

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00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: Oh she liked it.

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00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 4: Alexis if a guy gave you a love lamp on

807
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 4: your first meet up. I see, I didn't get to

808
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 4: finish asking the question order shadow.

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00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 12: I don't really not a pan. It's just what if

810
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 12: you have another guy over when it's going off? Like

811
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 12: that's my fear, Like.

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00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: It's just like you can't even think about that. You

813
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: have to be.

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00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 12: Exclusive, Like I don't want a guy over.

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00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: And this lamp was flashing in the corner, and he's good.

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00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 21: You had a lot of long conversations like I'm getting

817
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,439
Speaker 21: so open, you know, it's like I'm not seeing nobody else.

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00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 6: I really really dig this girl. I mean she was,

819
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 6: Oh my god, she's so hot, you.

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00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 4: Know, and you're putting all your cards on the table with.

821
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 21: This well yeah, man, and you know I give her

822
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 21: a lamp.

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00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,959
Speaker 3: You're putting all your lamps on the table. Whatever you're doing.

824
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: How did the rest of the.

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00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 6: All right? So the day was awesome.

826
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 21: Okay, We've talked for hours and you know, we kept

827
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 21: having some drinks and I.

828
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 6: Went to her house.

829
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: Her house.

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00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 3: It is the lamp, you know.

831
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 6: I made sure the lamp was on.

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00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, have you used the lamp since your last date?

833
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 9: Yeah?

834
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 6: Every single day, especially night.

835
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:35,879
Speaker 3: Time.

836
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 9: Okay, have you gotten the light back or is it

837
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 9: just you lighting her up?

838
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,240
Speaker 6: Well, this is the thing. At first mine was glowing

839
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 6: all the time.

840
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 21: Now it's not really lighting up that much anymore.

841
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: The lights have gone out on love just.

842
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 6: Yeah.

843
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 21: But then I text her and she doesn't really respond or.

844
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 4: To ask about the text because the lamps aside. If

845
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 4: you're not texting, that's a big problem. It's tough doing

846
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 4: a long distance relationship thing. Your date does sound pretty

847
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 4: lit to me. But we're gonna come back and we'll

848
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 4: call Josie for you and try and get you a

849
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 4: second date update.

850
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 3: Get that light glowing again right after this.

851
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 6: All right, all right, thanks guys, All right, man hold.

852
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 3: On second date update.

853
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 4: Brooks said something pretty profound in the first part of

854
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 4: the second date call. Kind of hit it right on

855
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 4: the nose when she said, and now their love light

856
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 4: has gone dark, sinking deep into the abyss of eternal loneliness,

857
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 4: like a lost ship in the middle of the Atlantic

858
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 4: Ocean that's lost all power. And as the crew is

859
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:51,879
Speaker 4: jumping overboard into the icy waters, the boat takes on.

860
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 3: More water, and all hope and happen is lost forever

861
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,959
Speaker 3: and always I'm just paraphrasing. She said it was something

862
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 3: along those lines.

863
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 9: I'm actually hopeful that this love story doesn't end as

864
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 9: tragically as the one you're talking about.

865
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 4: But oh yeah, it's your love story that you painted

866
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,439
Speaker 4: in the first part. I'm just trying to paraphrase. Because

867
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 4: Enrique and his date Josie agreed to exchange gifts when

868
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 4: they had their first meet up, and she got him

869
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 4: a Spider Man toy because he's into Spider Man. He

870
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 4: got her a long distance love lamp, which is where

871
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 4: if you touch yours, their lamp lights up on their

872
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 4: end to show that you're thinking of them.

873
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 9: And apparently they were using it back and forth for

874
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:33,479
Speaker 9: a little while.

875
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 3: At least in the first few days.

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00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 4: It was going off like a strobe light at a

877
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 4: Tiesto concert. Yeah, lately, not only is the lamp dimming,

878
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 4: so are in Rique's hopes for a second date. Enrique,

879
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 4: any thoughts that you'd like to share over some sad,

880
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 4: depressing music.

881
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 3: Now's your chance.

882
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 6: It's a little sad right now where you're playing.

883
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry, but that's just the image that broke

884
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 4: paints with her words to me, always be I'm just

885
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 4: bringing them to light.

886
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, ok but light, that's happening. I'm just we're all

887
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 3: here for you.

888
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, man, okay, I'm hopeful.

889
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 3: Just like those sailors were when they left the dog.

890
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 3: Just dial Josie for you right now. Here we go.

891
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, we're looking for Josie. Hey Josie. Uh, I

892
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 4: don't know if you know us. We're a radio show

893
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

894
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 1: Hey, Josie.

895
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 4: Hey, Hi, we got a lot that we'd like to

896
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 4: talk to you about. One of our listeners says that

897
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 4: he went on a date with you not too long ago.

898
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: And had an amazing time.

899
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 6: Okay, am I on the radio right now?

900
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 7: Yeah?

901
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 8: Pretty cool.

902
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.

903
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,760
Speaker 4: You're the star of the hour, and your co star,

904
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 4: hopefully is the guy that you were with named Enrique.

905
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I know Enrique.

906
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Well, we know a little bit about Enrique

907
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 4: and your guys' date because he told us some details

908
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 4: from it.

909
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 3: It sounded pretty good on our end.

910
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounded flirty, fun. You guys had maybe a

911
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: lot of margarita's, which is always a positive that.

912
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 4: We thought it was interesting that you guys decided to

913
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 4: exchange gifts before you even met each other.

914
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was fun.

915
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 4: Actually, Okay, how'd you feel about the lamp that he

916
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 4: gave you?

917
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 13: I I actually loved the lamp gift.

918
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 21: I thought it was so thoughtful.

919
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 6: I thought it was a really sweet gesture from him.

920
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 8: Oh wow, you didn't think it was. People were thinking

921
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 8: it may have been too much, too soon.

922
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 13: Well, we are kind of long distance, so it meant more.

923
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 9: Wait, you still you still consider yourself currently long distance

924
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 9: with him?

925
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 13: No, not currently, but we were long distance.

926
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're still thinking it.

927
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 4: But you said that you liked the lamp gift, and

928
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 4: we heard that you guys were using it at least

929
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 4: for a little while after the date. Yeah, we're not

930
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 4: sure what's changed since then.

931
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 13: Well, I I think he's a cheater.

932
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 1: What a cheater? What?

933
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 14: What?

934
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 1: Why do you think he's a cheater?

935
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 8: Oh?

936
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 13: I know he's a cheater.

937
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 3: Well, we share.

938
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,280
Speaker 13: Locations on our phone, so we can see where each other.

939
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 9: Are already, You guys a relationship.

940
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 3: That's very close with each other.

941
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 13: Okay, it's strong and like we knew, like win to

942
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 13: call each other and all that stuff. And then a

943
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 13: few times my lamp will light up and I will

944
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 13: look at his location and he was out somewhere else,

945
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 13: not at his house.

946
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 8: Someone else's touching the lamp exactly.

947
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: They wouldn't side piece touch a lamp.

948
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, if that was true, he would be out with

949
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 4: the side piece, most likely not leaving her at his

950
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 4: place to touch and mess around and touch the lamp exactly.

951
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 13: That's why I think he's either married or.

952
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 15: Have a living girlfriend there, and you're.

953
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 3: The side piece.

954
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: In that case, he bought himself.

955
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 9: I think you're misreading something here, because he wouldn't call

956
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 9: a radio show and ask us to publicly ask you

957
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 9: out again.

958
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: If he was cheating, that would be I mean, unless

959
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: he's really dumb, that would be real.

960
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 4: It's really really big to jump to conclusions like that.

961
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 4: And look, the love lamp that he gave us for

962
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 4: our studio is lighting up, which I think means that

963
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 4: he wants to talk to you right now, because he's

964
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 4: actually on the other line listening.

965
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 3: What yeah, yeah, so we don't really have a love lamp.

966
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 3: I made that up, but he is on the other line.

967
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 13: I don't think that's Oh my god, No, I don't

968
00:44:59,040 --> 00:44:59,919
Speaker 13: want to talk to a cheater.

969
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 4: What well, just give him a chance. Hear him out

970
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 4: there might be some misunderstanding.

971
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah, Josie, Josie, I'm not cheating on you, Okay,

972
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 21: I swear I'm ing on you.

973
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 2: I no, no, dude, I'm not buying it.

974
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: God, it's so hard.

975
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 9: It's so hard to stay your case when someone says

976
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 9: you're a cheater, because when you say you're not a cheater,

977
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 9: it sounds more like yeah.

978
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 8: It's like I'm innocent.

979
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 4: That's what's going on with your lamp, dude.

980
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 13: And I don't hear any excuses like, oh, your dog

981
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 13: is touching the lamp, or it's all by mistake, it's.

982
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 15: Falty or whatever it is, because I'm not going to

983
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 15: buy it a dog.

984
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 21: Oh, Girlie, I am the one touching the lamp.

985
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 11: I am the one.

986
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 6: I take it with me everywhere I go. If I

987
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 6: go to a cafe, Wait, I go to a bar?

988
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,280
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?

989
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 14: Bro?

990
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 11: Wait, I'm going to guys.

991
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 21: I like this girl so much that I carry this

992
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 21: lamp with me everywhere I go.

993
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 3: Wait, you go to a wait? Hold on, you go

994
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 3: to a shop and plug the lamp in just to

995
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 3: touch it?

996
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 6: Why about you?

997
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 4: Soon?

998
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 14: But not.

999
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 12: The same level somehow?

1000
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:05,720
Speaker 1: Sorry?

1001
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 18: Brook?

1002
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 4: But how are you feeling right now accusing him of

1003
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 4: such horrible things earlier with me.

1004
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: Just the visual of him walking down the street.

1005
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 3: With a lamb Imrika, you don't have to take that

1006
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 3: from her.

1007
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 1: It's really cute, Rikae. I'm sorry.

1008
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 21: No, well all right, but wait, wait, you guys know

1009
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 21: how you want to go with your phoney trying to

1010
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 21: plug your phone somewhere right and totally same.

1011
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 8: Thing at the airport with a big o.

1012
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 4: You asked the bartender if you can unplug the jukebox

1013
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 4: for just a second so I can touch my girlfriend

1014
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 4: two hours away.

1015
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, well something like that.

1016
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 3: Okay, Josie, what do you think.

1017
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 14: I'm not behind this dude.

1018
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: No man would ever say something that embarrassing unless it

1019
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: was true.

1020
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1021
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 4: And we're giving him a really hard time, and he's

1022
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 4: doing a great job like defending himself.

1023
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 3: I'm actually kind of believing him on this Listen.

1024
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 21: I swear my grandmother's wave. I take that lamp everywhere

1025
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 21: I go.

1026
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 6: I wanted to show this girl that how much I

1027
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 6: like her, and I want to take her.

1028
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 4: There is a love lamp in his grandmother's grave too,

1029
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 4: so that he can show some love to his dead ground.

1030
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 8: It's going off it's going on.

1031
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 9: I'm just kidding, but Josie, it feels like you two

1032
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 9: are like meant for each other.

1033
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 7: I mean, you would just trust him.

1034
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 13: Okay, you guys really think I should believe him?

1035
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 2: Yes?

1036
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 3: Yes, And if you carry the lamp with you everywhere,

1037
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 3: do you have it with you right now? Could you

1038
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 3: turn it on? Bro Yeah?

1039
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 6: I mean I could just go in the trunk of

1040
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 6: my car and get it right now and I can

1041
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 6: plug it on.

1042
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 3: I don't think we have time for that.

1043
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: I don't know my Highlander has a plugin for.

1044
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 3: Okay, Brook will.

1045
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 4: Drive her Highlander over to where you are and you

1046
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 4: can plug in your lamp to your car.

1047
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: Upgrade to a car like that.

1048
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 9: The lamp on.

1049
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 4: While this was a terrible idea, I'm just saying I

1050
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 4: believe him, Josie. I think the whole room believes him.

1051
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 4: That you carry this lamp to prove that he's that.

1052
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: Into you and he's not a cheater.

1053
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,240
Speaker 12: He wouldn't call in and do this over the radio.

1054
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: Well.

1055
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 4: I do disagree with Brooke on that point, but everything

1056
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 4: else that we said, I think it's true. And we'd

1057
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 4: like to send you two out on another date that

1058
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 4: we would pay for if you're up for a.

1059
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 9: Josie, what if he took you to his house to

1060
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 9: prove that he doesn't live with anybody else.

1061
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 21: Yeah, look, come over to my house and you should

1062
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 21: see the lamp and I'll definitely have the light on again,

1063
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 21: you know, with your lamp and everything.

1064
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 6: We'll make something fun out of this.

1065
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 4: Come on, Josie, winning you over a little bit here, Josie,

1066
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:35,760
Speaker 4: one more chance?

1067
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 3: Come on?

1068
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 21: Now, that's actually pretty sweet. I have to say, he's

1069
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 21: just you are quite a charmer. Enrique.

1070
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 3: I have to oh, wow, are with that?

1071
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1072
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 21: Well, oh my.

1073
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 15: God, he's busting out the Spanish.

1074
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 21: Now okay, so is that.

1075
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 3: A yes, Josie, Yes, that's my leg.

1076
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 2: What are you doing brooking Jeffrey in the morning?

1077
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 3: Uh oh.

1078
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 4: Spoiler alert, not to ruin the surprise, but jose just

1079
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 4: bought all of us love lamps for Christmas.

1080
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're welcome, because gift giving is my love language.

1081
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 3: I'll tap for you, broken, Alexis.

1082
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 4: If you guys decided to go on vacation in Europe again,

1083
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 4: make sure you have the right adapters so that you

1084
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 4: could plug that baby and get some Papa Bear love

1085
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 4: across the scene.

1086
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,240
Speaker 8: I think as already has like seven love lambs.

1087
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: I think she's fine. I don't think they're in a room.

1088
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: I think they're in the garbage again.

1089
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 3: I know there's a lot of judgment about the love lamps,

1090
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 3: but it was actually perfect for this couple.

1091
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 4: I'm really happy for that.

1092
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 3: They seem like they might actually be a go.

1093
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: This is the type of thing. It gives you hope

1094
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: that there's someone for everyone.

1095
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1096
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 9: Serious, no matter if you're the guy walking down the

1097
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 9: street holding a lamb, you found love.

1098
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 3: That's right, and that could be you. If you want

1099
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 3: to email the show, we'll call that person not calling

1100
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 3: you back.

1101
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 4: Make sure to listen to all our second date updates

1102
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 4: on our podcast a Brook and Jeffrey wherever you get your.

1103
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 2: Podcast Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1104
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,879
Speaker 3: There's a Lost and Found for everything. They have him

1105
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 3: at school.

1106
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 4: If you lose your binder at the mall, if you

1107
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 4: lose your phone, even at the grocery store, if you

1108
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 4: lose your child, yeah, you just go to the giant

1109
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 4: Lost and Found bin of children.

1110
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 3: Over by the section.

1111
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 1: He's got dig deep for one.

1112
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 3: Actually, that one's kind of cuter than mine.

1113
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 4: I'm going to take him home, but what if you're

1114
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 4: out in the world then you spot the one who

1115
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 4: makes you feel that instant romantic spark, only to lose

1116
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,240
Speaker 4: them before exchanging numbers.

1117
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 3: Where's the lost and Found box for that?

1118
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 4: Actually it's at Craigslist, which is why we do this

1119
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 4: segment every single week, reading a brand new edition of

1120
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 4: Craigslist Misconnections.

1121
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 3: That's coming up, CUTI Misconnections.

1122
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 2: That was me staring.

1123
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,240
Speaker 4: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1124
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 4: One is in the display window of Macy's when you

1125
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 4: accidentally brush shoulders with one of their headless mannequins.

1126
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 3: Oh no, mouth, I guess we gotta skip right to

1127
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 3: second on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1128
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, we scoured that website every week to find the

1129
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 4: best misconnections that they have to offer, Like with this

1130
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 4: first misconnection titled you Reved Me Up all the way

1131
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 4: up woman for man Fortis Car Dealership.

1132
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: Figure that was going to be the place.

1133
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna read this. How I think the woman

1134
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 4: would sound you dark hair, longer than normal beard, and

1135
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 4: a warm blue denim shirt with a cute hole in

1136
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 4: the side.

1137
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 3: About the size of my fist.

1138
00:51:59,120 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: That's a big hole.

1139
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 3: Cute, big hole me.

1140
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 4: Petite woman wearing nothing but Prada, looking good, and also

1141
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,959
Speaker 4: looking to purchase a new ride.

1142
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: This is the woman that you're voicing right now. I

1143
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: did not expect to be darning any product.

1144
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 4: We walked around the lot, looking at all the different vehicles,

1145
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 4: a ka, kicking the tires if you will.

1146
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Are you sure your lady didn't go to

1147
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: the dress bar.

1148
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 4: At one point, you gave me a boost into the

1149
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 4: driver's seat of a large suv. Okay, I felt like

1150
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:37,479
Speaker 4: I was baby Simba and you were Rafiki, the proud month,

1151
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 4: lifting me towards the heavens. Just the thought makes me

1152
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 4: lose my breath. I love it, and you were a

1153
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 4: gentleman too. When I asked you to move your bottom hand,

1154
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 4: you politely obliged.

1155
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 8: Wait towards her away.

1156
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 4: We sat in the car together for quite a while.

1157
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 4: Maybe you had other ideas, because you kept pointing out

1158
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 4: that this model is known for its ample back seat space.

1159
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: Okay, I think he just wants to sell you the car.

1160
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 4: But I laughed because I do enjoy a good flirt

1161
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 4: now and again. I don't get it a lot at

1162
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 4: home because my husband's almost forty.

1163
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 9: Years my seat Oh God, and that explains how the

1164
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 9: product happens.

1165
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 4: When I thought you told me the funniest joke of all,

1166
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 4: you said, you don't really work there.

1167
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 3: Put it to the homeless encampment down the road.

1168
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: Now I know why he has a hole in his shirt.

1169
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 3: He was joking, right, I don't think so that sidned Elena.

1170
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows how big the back seat is because

1171
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: he sleeps there.

1172
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 4: So let's go to your next misconnection, entitled Where's the

1173
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 4: Maid who Stole My Heart?

1174
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 3: Oh man for woman late thirties.

1175
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 4: He says, we met a number of years back when

1176
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 4: you clean the dried puke out of the foyer of my.

1177
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,919
Speaker 3: Apartment built Oh day.

1178
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 4: I remember being absolutely astounded by how well you were

1179
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 4: able to scrape it out.

1180
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 3: Of the rug. It's me, this is Harry No.

1181
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: But can we just like edit before we read these?

1182
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 4: This is from the heartbrook He says, there is no

1183
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 4: way I could have done that sober or nonsense.

1184
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 3: Wow, this guy that was a while back.

1185
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 4: I've moved three times since then, maybe four, he doesn't know,

1186
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 4: and have been in and out of places that keep

1187
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 4: people for extended periods.

1188
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: Ah, you know, I don't think that counts as a move.

1189
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 4: Also, I can't remember if I got evicted or not

1190
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 4: at the place that we met, but I think so

1191
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 4: because I let too many pigeons stay in my room.

1192
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 3: I don't know there's a limit. Yeah, he says some

1193
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 3: details that might help you remember me. My name is Dallas.

1194
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 3: Is he sure?

1195
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,919
Speaker 1: Because he's not real sure about anything else.

1196
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,320
Speaker 3: I'm thin but not skinny.

1197
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 4: And you liked that because you said it was always

1198
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 4: easy to roll me over in the foyer after I

1199
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 4: would pass out. My God, details I remember about you.

1200
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 4: You may have been Filipino or Mexican. You had big

1201
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 4: boobs and a lot of lipstick.

1202
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 3: And your name is Frieda or Louning.

1203
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: Not even.

1204
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 4: I have some memory issues, but we could tell if

1205
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 4: that sounds like you, Please send some pics so I can.

1206
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: Confirm you want to hire her again or go on

1207
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: a date, he says.

1208
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 4: Now that I'm not a teenager anymore, we can finally chill.

1209
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 4: That signed Dallas be his mom. Let's go to your

1210
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:03,360
Speaker 4: next misconnection titled extra butter on My Love Please Woman

1211
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 4: for Man fifties movie Theater.

1212
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 3: I was the woman wearing a Keanu.

1213
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 4: Four pres t shirt that bought a ticket to the

1214
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:12,799
Speaker 4: latest John wickflick.

1215
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just realized who I wanted to

1216
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 1: vote for.

1217
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 4: You were the ponytailed mid thirties employee that handed me

1218
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 4: my sixty four ounce Mountain Dew golden freeze cup. Has

1219
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 4: anyone ever told you that when you smile it looks

1220
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 4: like you're frowning.

1221
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 2: Cowl?

1222
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,280
Speaker 3: It's actually kind of cute.

1223
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 4: It reminds me of my old pit bull when I

1224
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:41,839
Speaker 4: would catch him chewing on my painties. Anyway, I left

1225
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,840
Speaker 4: to go see Wick kill a record amount of bad guys,

1226
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 4: but I kept making excuses to leave my three kids

1227
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,760
Speaker 4: in the theater alone to go back to the concession Stane.

1228
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 4: You brought three children to see John Wick.

1229
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: That's a pretty violent film.

1230
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you figured out my intentions, but

1231
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 4: the third time, when I asked you to layer my

1232
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 4: corn with some extra.

1233
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 3: Buttery topping, your eyebrow went up. Were you flirting with me?

1234
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: I think he's just questioning her arteries right now.

1235
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 3: I couldn't leave.

1236
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:15,240
Speaker 4: During the second half of the film, my two youngest

1237
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 4: ones were.

1238
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 3: Having a belching contest. Man the toddler crapt his drawers.

1239
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 4: Toddler, it did smell ripen there, but we stayed because

1240
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 4: I wanted to get my money's worse. How about this,

1241
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 4: you replied to this message and promised to bring over

1242
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 4: that buttery topping. We can use it for something totally

1243
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 4: different than pop.

1244
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 1: That toddler needs no more butter.

1245
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 3: Then you could pop my kernel after.

1246
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 14: That?

1247
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 3: Signed ANGI, oh wow, you want me to forward this

1248
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 3: one to you?

1249
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 17: Sure? Man?

1250
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 3: Those are your Craigslist misconnections.

1251
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 2: For other week brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1252
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 4: We are coming up on Valentine's Day here, and a

1253
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 4: new study found the average person spends one hundred and

1254
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 4: ninety two dollars on their.

1255
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 3: Valentine nice is a lot of money, and.

1256
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 4: It is a lot of money. I wonder what today's

1257
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 4: player Kira thinks about that. Kira, what do you think

1258
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 4: about people who spend money to earn love?

1259
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 15: You know what, this year, that's not going to be

1260
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 15: us in our case, So we're gonna be going the

1261
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 15: cheapest route possible, cheap.

1262
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: I know what he wants for free, doesn't cost anything.

1263
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,959
Speaker 4: You don't think that people should pay for love, Kira,

1264
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 4: because I do that all the time their own Yeah.

1265
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: She doesn't judge. You're in a safe space with Kira.

1266
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 17: I like that.

1267
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 1: Kira.

1268
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 4: They we're gonna send brook out of the studio, and Kira,

1269
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 4: you know how the game works. He got thirty seconds

1270
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1271
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 4: you could say pass. But you do have to beat

1272
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 4: Brooke outright to win.

1273
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

1274
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 11: All right?

1275
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 6: Let's go, good luck.

1276
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. On this day in two thousand

1277
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:10,920
Speaker 4: and four, Mattel announced what famous toy couple had broken.

1278
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 15: Up, Keen and Barbie.

1279
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 3: What war ended in eighteen sixty five?

1280
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 6: The Civil War?

1281
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 4: How many presidents have been elected while not being married.

1282
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 4: Two butterflies do not have tongues. Instead, their taste receptors

1283
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 4: are located.

1284
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 15: Where they're antenna.

1285
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 4: What is the name of the clown villain in the

1286
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 4: movie It?

1287
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 13: Anyway?

1288
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 3: Ten million bricks were used to make what iconic New

1289
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 3: York building.

1290
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 15: The Empire State Building.

1291
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 3: We're gonna accept that answer.

1292
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 4: Good work, Kira Brooks gonna come back into the studio

1293
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:50,479
Speaker 4: and on my screener here I can't tell it says

1294
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,959
Speaker 4: you is Are you a toy store photographer?

1295
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 15: I worked part time in a toy store, but I'm

1296
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 15: also a photographer, and I photographed costs players.

1297
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: You take phot is of cosplay people.

1298
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 17: I do.

1299
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 15: Yeah, I am family, but I'm trying to break more

1300
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 15: into the cost playground because I'm also to my.

1301
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 9: First comic con and my nieces have said that I

1302
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 9: need to dress up like this person from Owl House.

1303
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 3: Kira, Who do you dress up as when you cosplay?

1304
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 15: I like to do Princess peach Oh. Planning to do

1305
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 15: debut my Sailor Moon this year.

1306
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 2: I called a few weeks ago.

1307
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 15: I am pregnant, so I don't know what I'm gonna

1308
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 15: fit by then, So we'll.

1309
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: Just do any cosplay costume that has a crop top

1310
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 1: and you'll be fine. You know, there you go, It

1311
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: still fits.

1312
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 3: All right, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1313
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm ready.

1314
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 3: Good luck. Your time starts now. On this day.

1315
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 4: In two thousand and four, Mattel announced what famous toy

1316
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 4: couple had broken up.

1317
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: Barby and Ken.

1318
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 3: What war ended in eighteen sixty five, the.

1319
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 1: Civil War?

1320
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 3: How many presidents have been elected while not being married.

1321
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:55,479
Speaker 1: None.

1322
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 4: Butterflies do not have tons. Instead, their taste receptors are.

1323
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 3: Low kidd where the antennas? What is the name of

1324
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 3: the clown villain in the movie it.

1325
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Pennywise, ten million.

1326
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 3: Bricks were used to make what iconic New York building.

1327
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: The Statue of Liberty.

1328
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 3: All right, we.

1329
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 4: Got our answers, and we're gonna go over to the

1330
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 4: scoreboard with a man that we call Jose.

1331
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 8: It takes a lot of work to be this lazy.

1332
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 16: Kira.

1333
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 8: You got five correct today?

1334
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1335
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 8: Great?

1336
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 1: I messed up.

1337
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 9: We've been watching Lego Masters, so when you said bricks,

1338
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 9: I was thinking Lego bricks.

1339
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: It was pictured of like how many bricks it would take.

1340
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 8: Anyway, I think it's been written in underlying.

1341
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 3: So let's recap.

1342
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 8: Kira got five and Brooke got three.

1343
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 3: You dominated Brook today, Well done?

1344
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: Yes, nice work, Kira.

1345
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 4: Let's over the answers for everybody on this day to

1346
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 4: the Mattel announced that Barbie.

1347
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 3: And Ken had broken up. Oh no, why aren't you sad? Brook?

1348
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 14: No?

1349
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 1: I mean we didn't really ever need Ken. Oh yeah,

1350
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 1: nobody played with Ken.

1351
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, some of us did.

1352
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 4: The war that ended in eighteen sixty five was the

1353
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 4: Civil War. There are two presidents who've been elected while

1354
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 4: not being married, Grover Cleveland and James Buchanan.

1355
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm not up on my Buchanan facts.

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Speaker 4: Lately, butterflies do not have tongues. Instead, they can taste

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Speaker 4: using their feet.

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Speaker 3: Oh weird.

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Speaker 4: They taste them as they grasp onto the flowers. Pennywise

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Speaker 4: is the clown villain in the movie It and ten

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Speaker 4: million bricks were used to make the iconic New York

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Speaker 4: building the Empire State. Yes, Kira, Congratulations, you beat Brooks,

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Speaker 4: so you get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.

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Speaker 4: We're also giving you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,

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Speaker 4: valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in

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Speaker 4: the Disney Store.

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Speaker 17: Awesome, thank you.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: Can I faar a quick fun fact?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure.

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Speaker 15: Jeffrey, you are actually following my dog on Instagram?

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Speaker 2: Oh really, I.

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Speaker 3: Follow like ninety people, so you follow the dog. I guess.

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Speaker 15: So you have anes named Logan.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's because I have an these too. I think

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Speaker 4: I want them to play together.

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Speaker 9: I don't even think Jeffrey follows our own at brook

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Speaker 9: and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: I mean, he's an exclusive company, so that's really special.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for playing here. Congratulations. We'll be back to

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Speaker 4: do Windbrooks Box same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,