Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible Decisions. Welcome
Speaker 1: guys to another episode of Horrible This is Young. Before
Speaker 1: we start this week's episode, Wheezy and I want to
Speaker 1: let y'all know we beck on the road right heavy
Speaker 1: on the ask. We're taking you to class horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: You know, Mandy likes to call it an educational show.
Speaker 1: I think it's soft core porn, but it's not softcore porn.
Speaker 1: Road absolutely, but we're back on the road and this
Speaker 1: year's theme is back to school, so you can wear
Speaker 1: whatever slutty outfits you want. It's October right now, so
Speaker 1: you just have time to go get a little slutty costume.
Speaker 1: I actually would really love that you want. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be November and December, it don't matter. You want them
Speaker 1: to show up in Constant. Technically we got dums and
Speaker 1: you right, you right, Well, let me go ahead and
Speaker 1: give you guys the dates so y'all can pull the
Speaker 1: funk up New York. We are starting off with you
Speaker 1: guys Thursday, November the fourth. We are going again to
Speaker 1: Sony Hall, so looking forward to see you guys. That
Speaker 1: is a Thursday, So if y'all need to go ahead
Speaker 1: and take golf work on Friday. You all go ahead
Speaker 1: and put that in DC when we are coming to
Speaker 1: you Friday, November the nineteenth. L A, we are coming
Speaker 1: to you Friday, December the three, and we are wrapping
Speaker 1: up in Atlanta, Georgia, Friday, December sevent Okay, I'm excited
Speaker 1: to go to Atlanta because I feel really bad that
Speaker 1: that's where like the tour ended. But that was also
Speaker 1: the show, y'all. Let me tell y'all how it's a
Speaker 1: whole Panera bread happening in the world. And we was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I noticed like a virus, but we can
Speaker 1: still do Atlanta, right, I honestly I said, there was
Speaker 1: the virus, but we could still do Toronto. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's another country. And then I was like, I literally
Speaker 1: told her. I was like, bro, I'm not getting stuck
Speaker 1: in Toronto, like they are shutting down the borders everywhere.
Speaker 1: He didn't give a fuck that. No, Nick's going to Toronto, right,
Speaker 1: But Toronto was the place where everybody getting caught with
Speaker 1: the fake COVID ship come back. They must got a
Speaker 1: really good they really got a good one. I ain't
Speaker 1: even gold, I mean, but uh, Yeah, I'm excited. I mean, obviously,
Speaker 1: I'm excited to go everywhere. I'm even really excited for
Speaker 1: l A because like I've been, you know, spending half
Speaker 1: the year there, so it's kind of like I have
Speaker 1: so many new friends there and my boss can come
Speaker 1: and finally see you know what a whore he hired.
Speaker 1: That would be great. Which, by the way, it's crazy
Speaker 1: because that was how we met. He wanted tickets to
Speaker 1: our initials. I remember that law and he was like,
Speaker 1: what the funk? Bro, Like, I can't get a ticket,
Speaker 1: and especially for like someone who's huge in Hollywood, that
Speaker 1: is shocking and it didn't make us feel like it
Speaker 1: made me feel like super lit. But anyway, UM no,
Speaker 1: we're excited to come everywhere, and um but I come everywhere.
Speaker 1: I mean on your face, on your tits and all
Speaker 1: of that. By the way, I know y'all are like,
Speaker 1: damn only four cities. I just posted it in there,
Speaker 1: like where's Billy, where's she go grad? Yeah, but uh,
Speaker 1: those shows will be coming potentially in two so stay
Speaker 1: uh stay hip to that and keep tuning in. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I guess, uh, you want to start up with a
Speaker 1: little catchup or whatever. Yeah, as you can see, I
Speaker 1: am natural hair girl today. Um My braider also got
Speaker 1: sick like the dog. She just couldn't make it. But no,
Speaker 1: I'm getting braided after horrible and I was like, what
Speaker 1: am I gonna do? And she's like, girl, do you
Speaker 1: want to give you a ponytail? And I was like,
Speaker 1: suck it. It's giving fine rage girl. Um um, what
Speaker 1: else is a catch up for me? Damn? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've been working a lot, dude, Like I've been on
Speaker 1: a plane every seven days and it's kind of annoying. Um,
Speaker 1: I was gonna have this little rendezvous with this. Um
Speaker 1: it's a labored year with aver. Okay, let me just
Speaker 1: explain how he started. Uh, this ain't the one that
Speaker 1: was kissing and making out with another girl in the
Speaker 1: last episode you shared. But pat y'all, we give it.
Speaker 1: You are not a patriot, y'all. We shared this whole
Speaker 1: story about a celebrity and it was really good. I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna retell it because it's on Patreon, but go
Speaker 1: ahead and listen to that. It's so funny because when
Speaker 1: he hit me the other day, I was like, nigked,
Speaker 1: like are you serious? Like do you remember what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh oh ship anyway, sorry, my baby is sick right now. Um.
Speaker 1: So I was like, do you remember what happened that day?
Speaker 1: And he was like, no, what happened? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't read this to you like twice, and he
Speaker 1: was like, can I be real with you? He was like,
Speaker 1: I fucked that girl the night before, and when I
Speaker 1: showed up at the spot with you, he was like,
Speaker 1: I kind of felt bad and he was like and
Speaker 1: I was lit, and he was like and she was
Speaker 1: on me and he was like and then maybe there
Speaker 1: was just this thing in my mind and said we
Speaker 1: will be all right. And I was like, nigga, that's
Speaker 1: so fucking trying. I ain't gonna hold you. I went
Speaker 1: out like when I used to go out with, like
Speaker 1: with all the athletes, and I used to bring just
Speaker 1: like hella bitch is around. They normally went for the
Speaker 1: one that was like for sure. So maybe he felt
Speaker 1: like you weren't for sure even though you're a whore, Like, no,
Speaker 1: I wasn't for sure that because I was like, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, so if you want to for sure,
Speaker 1: and he said he just put that girl to night before.
Speaker 1: He said I'll put to get my dick with tonight.
Speaker 1: So and then when he said that, I was like,
Speaker 1: that's really trifling. I was like, this one like sucking
Speaker 1: hoass niggas And he was like, oh, you like sucking
Speaker 1: with hoss niggas. He was like, you just don't want
Speaker 1: to sunk with a liar. He was like, and I
Speaker 1: ain't never gonna lie to you, and I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: lie that ship kind of got me exciting with that
Speaker 1: a little bit because like, I have sucked with a
Speaker 1: lot of lying asked niggas, like bro, I had a nigga.
Speaker 1: I'll talk about that story about me. But anyway, so whatever,
Speaker 1: We're flirting around and ship and he was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, but you know, I want to work together,
Speaker 1: so I'm really trying to like keep this a professional
Speaker 1: pussy and he's like, yeah, we're past the point. So
Speaker 1: I think he's like, no, I'm still coming to We're
Speaker 1: gonna do all that ship together. And then um, he
Speaker 1: has to film something and we both kind of had
Speaker 1: the opportunity for the same not role, but like thing.
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, we'll be on stet together or whatever.
Speaker 1: Go fucking the bathroom. It's gonna be fired and he's like,
Speaker 1: or we just got to get it out of our system.
Speaker 1: One time he was like, because this ship we're doing
Speaker 1: it ain't gonna work. He's like, so where you want
Speaker 1: to come because that's where I'm at the next three days.
Speaker 1: And I was like, first of all, and they got
Speaker 1: I'm busy, and he's like, what you got going on? Girl?
Speaker 1: Don't let me tell you what you got going away?
Speaker 1: Not me starting a countdown the ship I'm doing right,
Speaker 1: And this is what he started doing. This is why
Speaker 1: I kind of like him, because he asked. I was like,
Speaker 1: I have this on Monday, this unto and he was like,
Speaker 1: oh he got so much job ship. She get me
Speaker 1: so fucking hard, so I don't know. I might let
Speaker 1: him flee me out. And then he was like, all right,
Speaker 1: you know you got the funds. He was like, just
Speaker 1: come get it, so maybe I'll go or whatever. Wait
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait wait he said what because he was
Speaker 1: because he said, you know you got the funds, come
Speaker 1: get it because he was he was like, I already
Speaker 1: know you got the fund because I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't need you'll need this. I don't need that, so
Speaker 1: you're gonna fly yourself out for now. I think he
Speaker 1: was trying to say, like I already know, but would
Speaker 1: you look, but would you fly myself out for some dick,
Speaker 1: for some new dick, known dick, uncharted territory. It's not
Speaker 1: I don't even think it's like the money thing. I
Speaker 1: think when he was saying that, it was because he
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna take you here and there, and
Speaker 1: I was like I need that, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know you got the buns. I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you, it's not even a thought. It's it's
Speaker 1: so weird because like I have, you know, I have
Speaker 1: the go to like talk to other guys or whatever
Speaker 1: right now, and I'm just like, I really don't want to,
Speaker 1: but I have a few options, like of some prospects.
Speaker 1: But like I was talking to my home girls, and
Speaker 1: it's like, it's so weird because now that I have
Speaker 1: like my own money, it's like, damn, I'm not asking
Speaker 1: for sucking five dollars for rent or nothing anymore. So
Speaker 1: I have like this one guy really trying to talk
Speaker 1: to me, and I know that Nigga is bread it up.
Speaker 1: So I'm talking to my friends and I'm like, not
Speaker 1: breaded like a chick, no bitch like Reddy. The fun up.
Speaker 1: So I'm like talking to my home girls and I'm like,
Speaker 1: so this is a new territory because a niggas when
Speaker 1: they know you got money, really don't like just offer
Speaker 1: it because so it's weird. So now I'm just like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm telling my friends. I said, well, at this point,
Speaker 1: I want a Cuban link or a car. So Mandy
Speaker 1: leight say, it was so funny about you saying that.
Speaker 1: What I was like, why are you in the bed
Speaker 1: with your watch on? And he was like oh, and
Speaker 1: he said something and then he had like a new
Speaker 1: like something. He was at the bracelet or chain. He
Speaker 1: was like, you let me get you one. And I
Speaker 1: was like, now I could find and now I could
Speaker 1: do something. Now I could get on a plane. See,
Speaker 1: because now I'm starting to see this is why on
Speaker 1: Instagram this just got the bust downs because no, because
Speaker 1: it's been getting money from these niggas and that's what.
Speaker 1: And I was like, can you pay for my summer
Speaker 1: school class? Can you pay for my rent? Can you
Speaker 1: pay for this book? Mitch, I used to have to
Speaker 1: ask niggas to pay for my books, but now that
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got rent covered, I'm like, why I
Speaker 1: want a car or a human link? And now I'm
Speaker 1: telling my friends like, but how do I ask for that?
Speaker 1: Because they got you got all that bory let me go.
Speaker 1: That's that's how I think you're on my own. Girl
Speaker 1: just dimond iced out necklace because she said she was
Speaker 1: out with a nigga and he was showing her his
Speaker 1: new ship and she was like, don't come back out
Speaker 1: here unless, like I love that next thing you know
Speaker 1: at the door, that's that ship. Anyway. Um, what I've
Speaker 1: learned from my mistakes in the past is I have
Speaker 1: given it a lot of clues to these niggas. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying a fucking thing like there's no way I
Speaker 1: can you have to I don't even follow the nigga
Speaker 1: and not like I have an Instagram because the ship
Speaker 1: got hated. Can I just say? I was really trying
Speaker 1: to think back into it. If I've ever sent a
Speaker 1: pussy pick off of the um not that is it
Speaker 1: a story like when you send it and it disappears,
Speaker 1: And I was like, have I ever sent it? Still
Speaker 1: you was you are here sending your pussy through Instagram?
Speaker 1: The pussy reels like I would send videos back in
Speaker 1: phone Instagram, but you want to get you as a
Speaker 1: Snapchat sport signal not signal to new ship. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you, so signal to think about that is
Speaker 1: like all the drug dealers is on there too. No,
Speaker 1: I know that's hope my mine, Like there's like there's
Speaker 1: no trace that doesn't like signal is like, no, don't
Speaker 1: keep what's the name. Don't be saying your drug name
Speaker 1: on your He was telegram, oh, telegram, the other one telegrams.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, oh my god, it's just oh, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you. When my nigga was on signal,
Speaker 1: I am like, uh, sir, why did you just download
Speaker 1: this app? Because I know it's a little sneaky link
Speaker 1: app too, And he told me when did m what
Speaker 1: do you mean sneaky Link become a fucking thing? Like
Speaker 1: when was it announced as this new thing? We're gonna say,
Speaker 1: can you not sound like Crystal? Me and my home
Speaker 1: girl on the phone and she thirty five now and
Speaker 1: she's like, there was this Instagram video like the sneaky Link.
Speaker 1: She was like, what is that? I said, Oh, we're
Speaker 1: sounding real old now, we're sounding a real sneaky link
Speaker 1: is like you're linking up with it what you're saying like,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like you can figure it out. It's
Speaker 1: a sneaky link. The work. It was a link to
Speaker 1: a video that was like you don't like the word girl,
Speaker 1: just get to the catch up. I heard you're not
Speaker 1: like using what do you use? Done? I Instagram? I
Speaker 1: don't know we're not right now? Well, actually I think,
Speaker 1: uh we caught up. Ess. I don't want to tell
Speaker 1: us nothing. I just sat there and talked about something.
Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing really going on. I'm ready for
Speaker 1: this tour. That's about it. I am so dream you
Speaker 1: don't want to give us so I'm not sure this
Speaker 1: week about my boyfriend. My boyfriend is good. That man,
Speaker 1: that man is just amazing. And that's like, that's why
Speaker 1: I really just don't want to come in here and
Speaker 1: y'all like my man. Man, he's like my soul mate,
Speaker 1: like he's perfect, so not so mate. She was confused.
Speaker 1: If you listen, I mean, I'd be confused all the
Speaker 1: time because this week. No, he's always my soul mate.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna lie like this is just new
Speaker 1: for me. To like have these feelings and the fact
Speaker 1: that I do have, Like I was giving a hall
Speaker 1: pass when I went to Mexico and he's fine if
Speaker 1: like he can't be there for me to like call
Speaker 1: someone else up, and I'm just like, damn, this is
Speaker 1: exactly what the funk I wanted in here, I go
Speaker 1: trying to be motherfuckering monogamous for no motherfucking reason, Like
Speaker 1: we don't like monopoly, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, Like I guess that's my problem too,
Speaker 1: And like if I do have other men involved, I
Speaker 1: need to benefit with a car. Apparently that's how my
Speaker 1: mind is working right now. And because I'm I'm good emotionally,
Speaker 1: Like if I'm gonna go another nigger, you gotta give
Speaker 1: me more than dick. I'm sexually pleased right now. You
Speaker 1: need a car. I need a car, Okay, So if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck you, you you gotta give me a car. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's kind of just where I'm at right now.
Speaker 1: But no, I'm happy, Like I don't want to come
Speaker 1: in here and be like he's but yeah, that's just
Speaker 1: kind of where it's at, you know what I mean. Okay,
Speaker 1: you should look into I really want to have my
Speaker 1: home girl on here. I met her on this whole
Speaker 1: trip about sick years ago, and she's a numerologist. And
Speaker 1: then she um, I think I told you she looked
Speaker 1: up our numbers and what life path years we were on.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh, give me all your like challenges
Speaker 1: in life, said we swim playing, Because if so, I
Speaker 1: don't want to know. I think that's like psychic this chick.
Speaker 1: This chick does like life path and angel numbers. But
Speaker 1: when I had first met old Bay, she was giving
Speaker 1: me stuff about us, and she told me that, which
Speaker 1: is so true, that he was a challenging and sought
Speaker 1: after person, whether it be friendships or love, like people
Speaker 1: are like trying to attach to him all the time,
Speaker 1: and that I will notice challenges in the beginning and
Speaker 1: once or if he like decides to commit, it'll be
Speaker 1: for life. And I know that it's true because i'd
Speaker 1: be dogging at Bay. Now, why are you dog him?
Speaker 1: Because he didn't give me mad and that's because of
Speaker 1: him out and he'd just be like, that's everybody though, no,
Speaker 1: not like the bad you deserve it, because he'd be
Speaker 1: doing a little ship and then he'd just be catching straights.
Speaker 1: But you'll be catching straight through you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'll be catching a lot of straights like you are.
Speaker 1: I'm just straight. He's nuts. I'd be like, you know
Speaker 1: what's dirty in the morning. I don't. It's I got
Speaker 1: him the very rarely from you strays, ye think yo,
Speaker 1: But I will tell you this. I was looking at
Speaker 1: they get the face last night and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the funk he was doing when you was away?
Speaker 1: And blah blah blah, and he way to go see
Speaker 1: his mom. He's like, you know, I was with my
Speaker 1: mom and my sister. I was like, really at midnight
Speaker 1: because I know they go to sleep early, So who
Speaker 1: the fun he was working down there? He was like,
Speaker 1: what did that do to deserve? I just felt like fighting.
Speaker 1: Then he was like, so the dog is sick, and
Speaker 1: he was like, I could take the baby. I don't
Speaker 1: need you to take my baby. You're toxic. Not you
Speaker 1: just out like fighting that you just felt because let
Speaker 1: me tell you something, just ain't ship. We we we
Speaker 1: really love and nas reference and Nigga's a ship and
Speaker 1: here she goes. I just wanted to pick a fight
Speaker 1: because at the end of the day, I forgave your
Speaker 1: ask for some shot. I shouldn't have forgave you'll ask
Speaker 1: for some whenever the funk I felt like snapping on you, nigga,
Speaker 1: I will because I don't know when the funk you line.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not that's not how that works. It's
Speaker 1: not how that works. Like y'all really are braining injins yo.
Speaker 1: Yall know what to do to funk us up ya
Speaker 1: because he's toxic to the last time we got in
Speaker 1: a little argument where I was like, don't talk to me.
Speaker 1: It was when I went to Miami for work, and
Speaker 1: did I do it the purfect? Maybe? I was like,
Speaker 1: But then in the morning, mind you, he don't even
Speaker 1: say good morning or any other thing like that when
Speaker 1: she normally usually does this. Niul just starts sending me
Speaker 1: apartments that he wants to buy in Mexico City because
Speaker 1: he says that he wants to help me get my
Speaker 1: first investment. So he just starts sending me apartments, Like
Speaker 1: what do you think of this one? Fuck you? But
Speaker 1: I do like it. That's simically gonna be us. I
Speaker 1: can't I can't do that. You can't win, not when
Speaker 1: you are home. You finally admitted it. You are were Heo,
Speaker 1: n Mandy, both of y'all. All right, well, let's get
Speaker 1: instead of vanilla ship. The vanilla ship for this week
Speaker 1: has to do with sex toys. And I found this
Speaker 1: on Vice dot com and it pretty much goes into
Speaker 1: how all of like sex toys right now are like
Speaker 1: these Pasteli beautiful CUTESI colors and I'm not sure have
Speaker 1: you been noticing that? Oh my god, I mean there's
Speaker 1: the roads. There's ones that are like fucking pastel yellow.
Speaker 1: It looks like a fucking easter basket. Every time I
Speaker 1: pastell it is, it's like pastel yellow, pattel green. Because
Speaker 1: gender includes that so that it has a little bit
Speaker 1: to do with it. However, it says that a PR
Speaker 1: firm specializing in the adult industry UH says that there
Speaker 1: is seeing a huge ship when it comes to sex
Speaker 1: toys approaching them for marketing UM and that previously brands
Speaker 1: wanted to be as out there as possible, shouting from
Speaker 1: the rooftops that they're the biggest, brightest, and quite frankly
Speaker 1: scariest toys around. However, brands have now realized their restricting
Speaker 1: sales as they are inclusive and appeal to certain oh
Speaker 1: as they are inclusive and appeal to certain kinks and
Speaker 1: fetishes rather than your everyday consumer. So, for example, dial
Speaker 1: does might look more like everyday household objects these days,
Speaker 1: simply because female pleasure has become more normalized, sex toys
Speaker 1: are being seen more as essential for well being rather
Speaker 1: than a guilty pleasure. Um Quite often now, if you
Speaker 1: put the branding of your favorite makeup brand next to
Speaker 1: a new sex toys brand logo, there wouldn't be much
Speaker 1: of a difference. Rebranding is health and wellness products, appeals
Speaker 1: to mainstream and places sex toys as an everyday household
Speaker 1: object as well. One of the other things that they
Speaker 1: made reference in this article as well, which was crazy,
Speaker 1: is that the colors of the sex toys and the
Speaker 1: rebranding of uh sex toy companies also is done for
Speaker 1: aesthetically pleasing Instagram pages. So if you go to some
Speaker 1: of like that's kind of that actually makes more sense
Speaker 1: to me than anything else. But I will say this
Speaker 1: is the thing about the gender neutral and like trying
Speaker 1: to make them inclusive for everybody and make them cuddling,
Speaker 1: like I feel like sometimes it could take the sex
Speaker 1: scenics out of te sex toys. And I mean obviously
Speaker 1: as somebody that's part of the l g B t
Speaker 1: q I A plus community. I'm not trying to say
Speaker 1: I don't want to be inclusive to everybody, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get fucked with this super cute
Speaker 1: I ain't go hold like hardcore. I have King Noir's
Speaker 1: dick and another dil Do that I like using in
Speaker 1: the bedroom and bitch, it's brown and dark brown and
Speaker 1: looks like a veiny, goodass dick. Like I wanted this
Speaker 1: by a dick. I don't want to be by a
Speaker 1: unicorn worn. Now here's the other thing too. There's two
Speaker 1: things that happened during sex Cells that I was just like,
Speaker 1: let me just be woken. I went to the pleasure
Speaker 1: Chest um and was talking to someone named Bahar and
Speaker 1: they are gender nonconforming and they were great. However, they
Speaker 1: kept correcting me when I would talk about like, um,
Speaker 1: so when men come in here or something I would say,
Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, when people with penises need toys
Speaker 1: people with vaginas, And I'm just like, bitch, And I
Speaker 1: don't mean bitches like a gender, just mean a bitch.
Speaker 1: I mean it's crazy, like it's seriously that she was
Speaker 1: and Shan Boody does it too right, not confusing, but
Speaker 1: like it's something I have to learn how to do.
Speaker 1: And then another episode, I cloned Vinnie Dick and I
Speaker 1: talked to the company clone really and I was like,
Speaker 1: why do y'all keep doing like purple and like the
Speaker 1: one you gave me, which I can't wait for. I
Speaker 1: want to do it when I'm at a hotel room,
Speaker 1: I gotta glow in the dark one. And I told
Speaker 1: my man, I was like, y'all not get a branded
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a glow in the dark penis in
Speaker 1: my man. I don't mind the glow in the dark one.
Speaker 1: I think a glow in the dark pinkus. It definitely
Speaker 1: didn't put that shi it in there, because I'm sure
Speaker 1: it was like, so you have black people by your stuff,
Speaker 1: like where the brown dicks and um. When I watched
Speaker 1: the Final Drift, I was like, okay, even in the yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the ship that was the same. I mean
Speaker 1: personally for me and I know we've been sent a
Speaker 1: lot of sex toys. I think every every bit of
Speaker 1: those sex toys have been pink and purple and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I really do like like flesh colored, at
Speaker 1: least the color of the black. If you want to
Speaker 1: make a neutral, give me a black. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: how often do you guys come across just like a
Speaker 1: black one? Like that one? I mean, and when when
Speaker 1: I say black, we don't mean like I mean, well, well,
Speaker 1: my woman, I save black. But it is maybe it's
Speaker 1: because it'll get crusty when like the come get on it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's my come. But I watched it, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, maybe they don't do that
Speaker 1: because I mean, my my dark skinned brown dick dildo
Speaker 1: that I have, I'll be washing it after every time.
Speaker 1: I just let it sit in the water and then
Speaker 1: put on my little Uh have you ever take the
Speaker 1: dishwasher for my dial? Doos? No? That was a really
Speaker 1: good broad City scene. Yeah, well, my uh dishwasher gets
Speaker 1: hot this year, And I'm like, so, actually, you're not
Speaker 1: supposed to. And I know one of the other suggestions
Speaker 1: is boiling water. I just would just say, get really
Speaker 1: good sex toy cleaner and and just I don't tell
Speaker 1: you this. When I was broken, I used to see
Speaker 1: the sex toy cleaner was fifteen night now, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I'll be like, and it like comes out
Speaker 1: like phone. It comes out like peach water and vaginal wash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it comes out like peach. I mean no, this is pretty. Oh.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Zoe. Um, I know Zoe wants to
Speaker 1: come on the show too, Zoe Liggy. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to say her last name. I was Zoe. She cool,
Speaker 1: and she'd be doing some wildlass videos of like opening
Speaker 1: her booty home and putting smiley faces in it. But
Speaker 1: how do you put a smiley She did not put
Speaker 1: a bootle smart fence on boodle. What she got still
Speaker 1: got her Instagram And when Zoe come on here because
Speaker 1: we got maybe she's not inciting violence shop spectrum, that's uh,
Speaker 1: that's her shop. Look look at the fucking vanyas dil.
Speaker 1: Don't look at her name Zoe Like, I don't know, bro,
Speaker 1: we have to put her picture up in this. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you she got a picture naked spreading her booty all.
Speaker 1: But you know YouTube is not gonna let it, Instagram
Speaker 1: let it on. But you know what, one day we
Speaker 1: will have Zoe on here because she always talks about
Speaker 1: pegging and she's like a queen for that ship and
Speaker 1: she's been known for it. When we have her on
Speaker 1: here and be like, don't you think that you should
Speaker 1: have got deleted? And you've seen some black girls get
Speaker 1: deleted first because like she definitely like was speaking out
Speaker 1: against that crazy wild Flower ship and all of that. Like,
Speaker 1: and I think that it's interesting, like how far white
Speaker 1: sex workers can go. I'm sorry, not sex workers, but
Speaker 1: sex educators and educators on there's a huge difference. There's
Speaker 1: a huge, huge difference. That's not when people were like,
Speaker 1: maybe you got deleted because of your horrible decisions clips
Speaker 1: and I was like, bro, bro, I'll be putting the
Speaker 1: same clips on. No way, there's no Well, I wanted
Speaker 1: to get into our next second, which is how facts.
Speaker 1: We haven't done whole facts in a while. And I
Speaker 1: love that there are two men in the room because yes,
Speaker 1: I am now going to ask you guys your thoughts
Speaker 1: on this fact. So for the men listening, UM, let
Speaker 1: me know if this is the case for you guys
Speaker 1: as well. Did you know that during during sex, men
Speaker 1: thrust an average of sixty to a hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: times clinical sixologists. Sonny Rogers says that she's heard the
Speaker 1: same number. However, that's from entering the vagina to ejaculation.
Speaker 1: According to Gonzo Today, however, it's a little less about
Speaker 1: forty thrust for the average manti ejaculated on the on
Speaker 1: the higher end of thing over On bodybuilding dot Com,
Speaker 1: thirty three percent of men reported that it actually takes
Speaker 1: them two hundred plus thrust to finish. So we have
Speaker 1: sixty to one hundred and twenty that's the average. Maybe
Speaker 1: slow sex could be, but I feel like it was
Speaker 1: like you've a thrust, right, that's thrust. Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 1: Actually this dude that saw somebody like ten times, y'all, y'all, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of thing. I could definitely give you a Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold on, you can thrust? How many? SA was already ten?
Speaker 1: How many? That's what I'm saying. Bro. Now I'm at
Speaker 1: and if that pussy is gripping, now I'm at sixteen.
Speaker 1: If that pussy gripping that thing, you don't go not
Speaker 1: now Now I'm at thirty. Bro. Yeah, look there's no way,
Speaker 1: brod I'm telling you what you So, I was looking
Speaker 1: at this and what one thrust per second? You would say,
Speaker 1: like on average one Mississippi. No, no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was like damn yeah, okay, so wait, let's do
Speaker 1: the math. That means on average or not even an average.
Speaker 1: So most men are coming in two minutes. Two minutes,
Speaker 1: that's where that's a thrust. If you do about to
Speaker 1: thrust a second six you're not doing it the whole time. No, no,
Speaker 1: yeah you're not. You're not just okay, but you might
Speaker 1: get it. You might get two seconds where you gotta
Speaker 1: switch positions. I could give a good third. That's this
Speaker 1: is where two minute men came from. Bro I counted it.
Speaker 1: Where did they How did they do this survey? Do
Speaker 1: you think somebody was in the room? You do? And
Speaker 1: just no, I ain't gonna hold you. At the SEC
Speaker 1: club when I'll be going, I do be watching, and
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how many different rhythme, rhythmic rhythm, rhythmic
Speaker 1: thrust men have. Like when I've been a thought outside
Speaker 1: and I've looked around, so even outside of my partner,
Speaker 1: we'll be looking and sometimes there'll be people fucking right
Speaker 1: next to us across the room. Uh Medina shared on
Speaker 1: the Patreon when we went, we saw a girl take
Speaker 1: three niggas in a gang bang and so when you
Speaker 1: sit there and mind you, I'll be on fucking shrooms.
Speaker 1: So I really like into it, and I just be like, damn,
Speaker 1: none of them match the music, but everyone is just
Speaker 1: fucking at such different like rhythms, and it's just like
Speaker 1: one man might be going like this, the other man
Speaker 1: might be going like this, then the other man might
Speaker 1: be going like like if that's why pegging, and I
Speaker 1: mean pegging and wearing a strap on, it's like it
Speaker 1: gets difficult for me because the like, you know, when
Speaker 1: do the circle and they get super d it does
Speaker 1: I don't know I And it's just like the strap
Speaker 1: on is very heavy too. That was like my largest issue.
Speaker 1: But that might be so if the strap sex sex
Speaker 1: tip time, if you're wearing a strap on, it might
Speaker 1: actually be that your harness was just not tight enough
Speaker 1: because even if your dick is heavy, because like I've
Speaker 1: used my harness even with the King King Noordal though,
Speaker 1: that is the heaviest dildo that I've ever seen held
Speaker 1: used in my life. It's at three pounds. It's a
Speaker 1: three pound dick. I swear to God, I swear to God.
Speaker 1: You could use it as like a carven oh Okay,
Speaker 1: I was trying to we think, what's the working violence?
Speaker 1: Um No, but it's it is heavier ship. I'll say
Speaker 1: that much. But it has to do with also the
Speaker 1: sturdiness of your harness. Did I give mine away? What
Speaker 1: your harness? No? You did at one of the live shows,
Speaker 1: because I was like, I know, oh bitch, I use that.
Speaker 1: Now I'll be trying to may not believe you do shrooms? Now?
Speaker 1: What world are we? Well? And I do them in chocolates.
Speaker 1: Those are the fucking best. Those are really popular. And
Speaker 1: I think it's because when you're looking at the actual
Speaker 1: mushroom it self, I think it's overwhelming. It's it's scary.
Speaker 1: But when it's in the when it's in the chocolate bar,
Speaker 1: it says take one one to three squares for micro dos.
Speaker 1: Take it gives you like doses. Speaking of shrooms, can
Speaker 1: I just tell you all my doctor looked at me
Speaker 1: like I was fucking insane. So my my my doctor
Speaker 1: has me on Lexapro, which is an antidepressant. Right, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a sad girl. And why you ain't been wanting
Speaker 1: the fun? Someone on Patreon Actually that's one of them.
Speaker 1: It's hard for organ as um but we have been
Speaker 1: okay this time when there was also someone and shout
Speaker 1: out to Bennie. By the way, Bennie has a Patreon
Speaker 1: now you can check him out Patreon, backslash, Nomadic Fields. Um.
Speaker 1: I convinced him to get it because I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm tired of people saying bring him on every week.
Speaker 1: I'm like no, And I know everybody loves him, so
Speaker 1: he definitely someone you should that should be giving more
Speaker 1: to the world in that way, So check him out
Speaker 1: on there. But uh so, yeah, we talked about it
Speaker 1: all the time. He's on one called well but trend
Speaker 1: and with the lexa Pro and I was on a
Speaker 1: Zoom console and the guy was like, how's it working?
Speaker 1: And I was like, it's cool, Like I'm finally able
Speaker 1: to reach orgasm. Because we talked about lower doses. I
Speaker 1: was like, but you know, maybe it's also just because
Speaker 1: the mushrooms be kicking in, and he was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, a micro dose the mushrooms and then I
Speaker 1: do the Lexapro and he's just looking at me like
Speaker 1: what was his answer to that? Is that? Okay? Is
Speaker 1: that safe? Just just looking at me, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what's the problem, and he's like, Gila, Like we have
Speaker 1: a confidential. I'm just gonna pretend he didn't say that.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, like, is it gonna kill me?
Speaker 1: They're not illegal though, right, Um, it depends on the state.
Speaker 1: Because I'd be traveling with them. I felt like they
Speaker 1: was chocolate bar. Girl. I'll be traveling away every day, okay,
Speaker 1: but am I going to get in trouble? And Ken
Speaker 1: looked at up. Yeah, I can get in trouble for
Speaker 1: the chocolate bar. That's why people traveled with. It depends
Speaker 1: on the state. But like, because we have a neutual
Speaker 1: friend who was telling me recently that he only travels
Speaker 1: with the chocolate because he's scared of traveling with the
Speaker 1: regular ones. And I was like, oh my good please,
Speaker 1: can I tell y'all traveling with weed now is so
Speaker 1: so much better? It's so weird. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: So when I leave l A, you're allowed to travel
Speaker 1: with an ounce or something. I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: just go to this store and get a packet and
Speaker 1: I've just been going through a t es a just
Speaker 1: like my dog or carry on. Yeah, we just come here,
Speaker 1: especially I was about to say, because it's legal here,
Speaker 1: Oh what we tell you? So the Barclay Cinera. So
Speaker 1: I guess because weed is legal. Now when you go
Speaker 1: through the checkpoints, there is um when you go to
Speaker 1: the checkpoints. Well, first of all, you have to show
Speaker 1: all your vax vax cards and all that ship. But
Speaker 1: once you go through the checkpoints, you know when you
Speaker 1: have to put like your purse and shipped through the
Speaker 1: metal detector. The person they're saying no lighters, no lighters allowed,
Speaker 1: no lighters allowed, so they take it note, they take
Speaker 1: it out the men's pocket. I want with two niggas.
Speaker 1: Both the lighters got taken away. They go through the persons.
Speaker 1: Now they're only looking for lighters. Bitch. We went through
Speaker 1: the goddamn we looped around the Barclay Center. We saw
Speaker 1: this guy selling the beers. We said, you got lighters,
Speaker 1: he said, so do fought Alice. The workers in Barclay
Speaker 1: Center now selling lighters. So, bitch. We go to the
Speaker 1: fucking j Co concert. All you see is just the
Speaker 1: niggers lighting up the whole fucking contract. But the workers
Speaker 1: are literally now making extra money on the side by
Speaker 1: selling motherfucking lighters. They're getting them right out of the box.
Speaker 1: You put your hey saying, here go you little blick
Speaker 1: a little bick. I remember I got some molly taken
Speaker 1: from me. It was me Vinny and maybe who the
Speaker 1: funk were we with? Maybe it was Enoch. We were
Speaker 1: at etc. And you know, it was an after party
Speaker 1: for a music festival, and this guy took my molly.
Speaker 1: And I was so upset because just to let you know,
Speaker 1: back then, when I was like really a rave girl,
Speaker 1: I would get like the test kids to make sure
Speaker 1: we weren't gonna die, and because yeah, because you never know,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, So like this they just
Speaker 1: found Oh yeah, I saw that. But this back then,
Speaker 1: it wasn't fat in all that was you were worrying about.
Speaker 1: It was heroin being mixed in molly, heroin um and
Speaker 1: at this time, and this is like two thousand, like
Speaker 1: maybe thirteen around that time, Heroin, I don't know what
Speaker 1: it looks like, but I know that it was being
Speaker 1: um washed. They would wash the molly with it, right,
Speaker 1: so like basically like coded or something like that. Um
Speaker 1: that's what I was told. And he would show up
Speaker 1: in um kids so and ketamine as well. And so
Speaker 1: I just wanted molly. I was like, okay, cool, Like
Speaker 1: I'm trying to go up, not down. So I would
Speaker 1: test the molly out and like really left it dispersed.
Speaker 1: They put it in little baggies. I mean, get a
Speaker 1: fun thing. It was like sending your kids with school pack. Anyway,
Speaker 1: when he took my molly, I looked at the security
Speaker 1: guard like, first of all, everybody's doing it. I don't
Speaker 1: even understand. I was so upset. Then I was crying
Speaker 1: and pleading with him. He was like, you want me
Speaker 1: to go to police, and I was like, no, we
Speaker 1: can you just give it baging. So then finally I
Speaker 1: walked into the place. Maybe it was the Old Firestone
Speaker 1: or Venue five seven eight. Somebody else came up to
Speaker 1: me and sold me my molly back. I was so
Speaker 1: upset me and I really don't like getting god show.
Speaker 1: At the same time, I was already rolling from the
Speaker 1: day before and I had to keep it up. He
Speaker 1: came up like gotty because I looked like I would
Speaker 1: do anything for it, and I would have. I am weak. Well,
Speaker 1: let's get into our HORDERRB. Although we did just give
Speaker 1: you one about pegging and strap on, this one is
Speaker 1: for the ladies with men's I'm gonna give you a
Speaker 1: little tip now on how to get his little dick
Speaker 1: hard without even going down to was crotched. So this
Speaker 1: one I really love and I've been doing it most recently.
Speaker 1: It's giving your man a scalp massage, all right. This
Speaker 1: is a great way of building intimacy with your partner,
Speaker 1: or your people with penises or people with tas. So
Speaker 1: it's a great way of building intimacy with your partner,
Speaker 1: regardless of whether it's steering foreplay in the middle of
Speaker 1: love making, or just relaxing together on the couch keeping
Speaker 1: your hands loose without using your nails. However, this was
Speaker 1: this is what they said. I actually say, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna use your nails, especially if you've got the acrylic song,
Speaker 1: just be gentle. It feels so good on their back
Speaker 1: and on the scalp of their head, so it kind
Speaker 1: of feels like one of them little look at see
Speaker 1: not you, not you moaning edin Look, I'm giving a
Speaker 1: good tip, huh, and give us another moment? Can can
Speaker 1: I tell y'all something about this? This is really funny?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait can Okay? I was gonna finish about
Speaker 1: how you can get got you could get Let me finish,
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna tell you how you could get guys.
Speaker 1: Keeping your hands loose without using your fingernails or using them,
Speaker 1: Massage the back of his neck and around his ears,
Speaker 1: that's my favorite part. And then play with the lobe.
Speaker 1: Then gradually work your way up. Don't pull it, but
Speaker 1: just rub behind the lobe um. Then gradually work your
Speaker 1: way up to the top of his head. Once you've
Speaker 1: got there, work your way back down gently tracing over
Speaker 1: his head with your finger. Because you remember Baby called
Speaker 1: him and he was pulling on my lobe. He loved
Speaker 1: doing it, So wait, what is your get got with him?
Speaker 1: My side, I have a really rich friend when I'm serious,
Speaker 1: I have like a seriously like on his own plane,
Speaker 1: like rich reads. And he called me one day. He
Speaker 1: was like bro, he was like, I think this bit
Speaker 1: trying to get me. And I was like why. And
Speaker 1: he's not a recognizable person. He's not a celebrity. He's
Speaker 1: like black dude. Though. He's like I was working out
Speaker 1: and I was at this party, but like he was
Speaker 1: like I was with so and so so, like you know,
Speaker 1: celebrity niggas, and he was like I don't know if
Speaker 1: the bitch could smell it on me or whatever someone
Speaker 1: told her. He's like, but I fucking been with her
Speaker 1: for like a week. And he was like, we're just
Speaker 1: like doing everything. I'm like, what does she do for
Speaker 1: a living? He's like he's a lash Technolian and he
Speaker 1: was like, so she ain't got nothing going on, and
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting here laid up with the bitch. He
Speaker 1: was like, you know how why I think she's really
Speaker 1: getting me? He was like, she's giving me the scalp massages, bro,
Speaker 1: but also shout out to the last text. He said, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, because like she could leave her job. That's
Speaker 1: what I meant, like she was with him for me,
Speaker 1: like just left her job, Like she ain't got nothing
Speaker 1: going on, she just sucking left. She's been with me
Speaker 1: for a week. He's like, we're fucking going everywhere. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm almost brought to like take this and be courtside.
Speaker 1: She about to suck me up, and he's like, just
Speaker 1: like rubbing my head, she's doing the scalp ship. He's like,
Speaker 1: she's doing the nails in there, and she was like
Speaker 1: just listening to me talking about my fucking job that bit,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, bro, it's so true though, because like
Speaker 1: whenever you want to come over here so we can
Speaker 1: demonstrate the hand a side, you want to get a
Speaker 1: little hand aside and get it on the right angle
Speaker 1: and getting so if you are, if you guys are
Speaker 1: tuned into our YouTube, I kind of want to show you.
Speaker 1: Now Edding has hair, he's not, but but what you
Speaker 1: would do and your man can sit in between your
Speaker 1: legs like this, but pretty much you just go like
Speaker 1: this into little circles and when turned to the side,
Speaker 1: when it says go behind the ear, this is what
Speaker 1: I do when I go behind the ear. You just
Speaker 1: thoughte you could do this while you're watching Mandy saying
Speaker 1: this why you're like, but maybe maybe the letties don't
Speaker 1: know and you could just do that and then literally
Speaker 1: just go like this. You know what's crazy. My mother
Speaker 1: used to tell me that that was how she woke
Speaker 1: my dad. I'm telling you never had a job. Let
Speaker 1: me just tell you say you do a little head
Speaker 1: massage and a little dick suck in the morning. Baby,
Speaker 1: he ain't going over not calling my mama a dick sucker.
Speaker 1: Where didn't she say you got it from her. I'm
Speaker 1: just talking about it was it was Janette. Didn't she
Speaker 1: passed down her dick sucking skills to you? How that works?
Speaker 1: I really don't think so. But Lola Jean said that
Speaker 1: her sporting was general almost said ho nerration generation from
Speaker 1: generation and generation. I mean, let me ask you as
Speaker 1: your dad, dude, who talked you about sex? Your daddy one? Honestly,
Speaker 1: won't My dad gave me like this, like the mild talk.
Speaker 1: What's mild? Like I have a penis and I will
Speaker 1: work with It's not nothing about masturbating anything. All that
Speaker 1: I learned from like the Internet and stuff from that's
Speaker 1: the house they don't want to talk about. I was
Speaker 1: at first, I love it. I love it. Well, let's
Speaker 1: go out hold you again. What was the peak age
Speaker 1: where you felt like now I know what I need
Speaker 1: to know. I mean, obviously we're all still learning every singday,
Speaker 1: but like enough to where like you knew you couldn't
Speaker 1: get pregnant from oh safety and so oh no, that
Speaker 1: was like like a little bit before eighteen. What about
Speaker 1: pleasing or what age like to be like, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: still I think might haporing like not that I didn't
Speaker 1: know like certain things or like you know or what
Speaker 1: not that I wasn't a giver, But like I think
Speaker 1: is when I really understood I felt like pleasing someone
Speaker 1: else came early, especially because the bitch was hoeing and
Speaker 1: getting great feedback. Um, But I think it took me
Speaker 1: the longest time to learn how to ask and receive pleasure.
Speaker 1: So I think that, yeah, maybe that happened around actually
Speaker 1: where I was like, I know when to go into sex,
Speaker 1: how to make sure I'm pleased in the bedroom. And
Speaker 1: I mean to be fair, and I hate to get
Speaker 1: this to get any credit, but I think a lot
Speaker 1: of it did have to do with my time that
Speaker 1: you spent a long time. Yeah, the fact that we
Speaker 1: were sucking like there was Although he pleased me, there
Speaker 1: were ways in which I knew every time I was
Speaker 1: going to go, I was gonna be pleased because I
Speaker 1: knew exactly what I wanted and what I needed to do.
Speaker 1: By the way someone asked me randomly, not even someone,
Speaker 1: I kicked you with that much, I was out run
Speaker 1: into her and the girl, Oh my god, I forgot
Speaker 1: to tell you this. They wasn't even like I was
Speaker 1: trying to hide from me. It just came to my
Speaker 1: head I'm out Keith Power's birthday party. This girl comes
Speaker 1: up to me. She's like, do you do horrible decisions?
Speaker 1: I was like yeah. She was like, I know your
Speaker 1: co host. I was like, oh, how do you know.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, I don't know her, but if she
Speaker 1: used to so and so, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: didn't know if she was currently like seeing him or anything.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not really sure. I was like,
Speaker 1: we don't really talk that much. She was like, girl, no,
Speaker 1: like be for nothing, but like, I'm trying to figure
Speaker 1: out what that about. I said, can I also just
Speaker 1: say when can you give y'all do that? I'm just going,
Speaker 1: are you I don't even know. If you don't, you're
Speaker 1: a weirdo to tell you that's weird. So when she
Speaker 1: came up to me, she wasn't even around the girls
Speaker 1: I was with, just came up to me said that.
Speaker 1: I laughed. I was like, I'm not really sure, girl,
Speaker 1: but wherever you heard it from, maybe it's also there.
Speaker 1: So then she got upset. She was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: just stopt trying me to to talk like that. If you
Speaker 1: don't I mean talking like that, why you ask me?
Speaker 1: That's and you know what else is gonna put another
Speaker 1: bitch asking about what else? What other? It's really weird
Speaker 1: about that. If you thought I was working with someone,
Speaker 1: that makes sense, But you want to play telephone on
Speaker 1: keenness Nike, that's crazy. The other thing that's weird about
Speaker 1: that is I have never asked a girl. Maybe I've
Speaker 1: asked someone that knew, like I've been on a date
Speaker 1: with somebody and I maybe saw a follower or been
Speaker 1: going on a date and saw followers in common. I'll
Speaker 1: be like, bitch, what do you know about him? But
Speaker 1: I have never asked a girl find out about what
Speaker 1: his dick is like? From your home girl? That ship
Speaker 1: was so fucking weird bro like. And the other thing
Speaker 1: that makes it more embarrassing, I don't remember. I wish
Speaker 1: I asked her name, bitch. What if I could spot
Speaker 1: you out? Do you know how embarrassing that would be?
Speaker 1: If I've man ebro and she was cute? Well, I
Speaker 1: want to get into the horrible decisions, uh, and stop
Speaker 1: talking about these weird old bitches, but the horrible decision
Speaker 1: today um and ed and I would love for you
Speaker 1: to join in on this as well. I want to
Speaker 1: get into what makes it bad now? We talked about
Speaker 1: a lot of times it just wasn't good. I what
Speaker 1: makes it bad? So I wanted to start off ro
Speaker 1: Vanilla with this. And now that you know, I'm swiping
Speaker 1: on the data napps wheezys our year going on awful dates.
Speaker 1: She shared with y'all that on on a recent episode,
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about what makes a first date
Speaker 1: that pretty much like what makes you not even want
Speaker 1: to consider a second date with the person? Well, if
Speaker 1: you listen last week, maybe what would be a really
Speaker 1: bad first date is if you check like this, or
Speaker 1: if you find out a nigga fucked me and run
Speaker 1: into a at the club and be like, hey do
Speaker 1: you know that girlfriend? More decisions house are pussy? That's
Speaker 1: all right, I'm sorry, I'm just like really feeling it.
Speaker 1: You're projecting. Um, I think talking about past lovers on
Speaker 1: a date is really really yeah, like we can't talk
Speaker 1: about xes. I don't care. And then if you show
Speaker 1: too much interest about who my exes are, okay, And
Speaker 1: as women like we normally already like stock to know
Speaker 1: who you're working with, Like I checked tag photos, so
Speaker 1: I probably already know. If I'm asking you a question,
Speaker 1: I know the answer but I do think it's strange
Speaker 1: to bring it up on the first date. I agree,
Speaker 1: um my other thing with just a bad first date.
Speaker 1: Clearly I'm a fucking talker, so I don't like someone
Speaker 1: that can't hold a conversation. If we're on a first
Speaker 1: date and from jump, I already see it's hard, bitch.
Speaker 1: If we just met, we have everything to talk about
Speaker 1: because we don't know about each other. So if we're
Speaker 1: on the first date and I feel like you're finding
Speaker 1: it really hard to engage with me now, times out
Speaker 1: it's in. We will not be going on a second day.
Speaker 1: But maybe they're nervous. Some people claim up on they're nervous. Actually,
Speaker 1: I've had dates where that person was either intimidated, Like
Speaker 1: I went out with a girl within the last few years.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was waiting for me to talk
Speaker 1: a lot, and like she made a few comments like girl,
Speaker 1: I know you like I ain't got nothing going on.
Speaker 1: I hate when people do that. I hate when they
Speaker 1: do that too. I hate assumptions on dates. I hate
Speaker 1: assumptions on dates. I'll tell you now, if a man
Speaker 1: be like man, I know you're talking to man, niggas
Speaker 1: like how many dates you went on this week. If
Speaker 1: you show insecurity on the first date, this just ain't
Speaker 1: gonna work out. Like that's another. That's another. I love
Speaker 1: that guy and I talked about it in our town hall. Um. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I was making sure our next guest got here. I
Speaker 1: was talking about under our town hall where I went
Speaker 1: out with this really hot guy and I'm in l
Speaker 1: a and he basically made comments that weren't asking me
Speaker 1: about other men, but he did say and I was like,
Speaker 1: is this cute or weird? Like we kissed and he
Speaker 1: was like no. That was like I needed to cut
Speaker 1: these niggas all because I'm trying to be I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be in the top spot. Where am I about
Speaker 1: to be at? After this? He's like, and I know
Speaker 1: you're working with a nigga, So where am I in
Speaker 1: my two three? Where am I at? And I was like, right,
Speaker 1: if he was hot, that's why I didn't really matter.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, if he wasn't that like fire, would
Speaker 1: I have liked that? Because to me, if a girl
Speaker 1: did that to a guy, Okay, that was a really
Speaker 1: good kiss. Can you tell me where I'm at right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't want to be ranked across the board, and
Speaker 1: I don't want a man to feel like he has
Speaker 1: to be ranked or compete, like it ain't hunger games, moneyga,
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean? Like, I don't want
Speaker 1: you to feel like you got to compete against other
Speaker 1: niggas on my phone, Like I need you to just
Speaker 1: show up as who you show up as. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I think we gave you all a lot there. The
Speaker 1: next one, um shout out to Sharon is on this
Speaker 1: one oral sex? What's both of you makes oral sex bad?
Speaker 1: Shout out to the queen. Make the stallion stop licking
Speaker 1: up pussy hard, actually aggravate me. Do not do not,
Speaker 1: do not, do not suck on my balls like it's
Speaker 1: a fucking I hate the I don't really not a
Speaker 1: fan of that. Why is that it just doesn't feel
Speaker 1: it's just well, I've had it done before where it
Speaker 1: just sucking hurt, and I would be like, what do
Speaker 1: I do? What I say, don't suck too hard? Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually that that's what you say, ed you let her
Speaker 1: know the I don't. I've definitely given let go. I've
Speaker 1: definitely let go al before. Yeah, you know, I actually
Speaker 1: think that women need to take cues to that. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of women listen to al For men,
Speaker 1: I'll close my legs when things again kind of like,
Speaker 1: that's fair. That is fair because sometimes I can't. And
Speaker 1: it's not even like I would keep from telling someone
Speaker 1: I'm not enjoying a feeling. It's more like it's not
Speaker 1: coming to my head to say so. Like I jump
Speaker 1: a lot when someone starts looking me too hard. I
Speaker 1: don't like. Is she like if you've got a whole
Speaker 1: like testicle in your mouth and you're sucking crazy that
Speaker 1: that hurts? Yeah, I agree. I agree for me, Um,
Speaker 1: it's crazy because I think men like that sound though,
Speaker 1: Like the sound is okay if you're not like literally sucking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Yeah, I've definitely had that happen before. Okay, Charlotte,
Speaker 1: Men and Andrew are so thank God because I'm going
Speaker 1: to tell you right now because my God, the biggest
Speaker 1: debating about like the next election, what the fund is
Speaker 1: going on? There's yeah, alright, so all sex done with that?
Speaker 1: The next one threesomes. Now, we talk about threesomes often.
Speaker 1: I have been blessed by God. I God really favors me. Uh,
Speaker 1: but I have had tremendous threesomes lately, but I want
Speaker 1: to know what can make a threesome go bad? And edit?
Speaker 1: Have you ever even been in a threesomes? Yes? Oh
Speaker 1: you have? How reason was this? Yeah? Okay, we've been
Speaker 1: working with you, haven't. You know? I had a threesome.
Speaker 1: Wasn't a good successful threesome. It was all right, It
Speaker 1: wasn't anything like crazy? Okay, So what made because at
Speaker 1: this day take off the board because a lot of
Speaker 1: men assumed threesomes are going to be just absolutely wonderful,
Speaker 1: life changing experience. I was. I wasn't the main focus,
Speaker 1: nor did I expect to be the main focus at all,
Speaker 1: you know, and I kind of it was kind of
Speaker 1: like set up like that. Okay, so that was the way. No.
Speaker 1: I was definitely active in the in the whole thing,
Speaker 1: but it was just more like did you run in?
Speaker 1: I guess, did you get tired? It was more like,
Speaker 1: I guess A guy's ideal threesome at least like for
Speaker 1: me was like being pleased by two women, but it
Speaker 1: was more like be kind of altic turns that. Okay,
Speaker 1: what about two you've had? I mean, I know, the
Speaker 1: one girl's tooth broke or whatever, but that was fund
Speaker 1: I had her and her new boyfriend on Patreon about that. Actually,
Speaker 1: have you have you had any just awfully got threesomes?
Speaker 1: And if so, what makes awfully god got up? Easy words?
Speaker 1: Goddamn god awful threesomes? Uh, we were. This is back
Speaker 1: when we were hanging in Orlando. So when I fucked
Speaker 1: was that doorman thing? You remember him? Remember the doorman?
Speaker 1: So I fucked Nick and this girl that he used
Speaker 1: to fuck, and she threw up before the threesome. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that story she threw up before the threesome?
Speaker 1: Was she drunk? Yeah, But we left Lamertini and like,
Speaker 1: and she was really really cute and she was like
Speaker 1: super into like me, and um, we get back to
Speaker 1: his place and so we're driving from that area to
Speaker 1: downtown Orlando. We got upstairs, we have another shot. She
Speaker 1: throws up and him and I are sucking laughing because
Speaker 1: we're in the kitchen, like, nigga, what we what are
Speaker 1: we gonna do to help the bitch? So I think
Speaker 1: he offered her some mouthwash, which, by the way, if
Speaker 1: you have no mouth wash ever and you really need
Speaker 1: to get anything out of your mouth, this is called
Speaker 1: a hooker's toothbrush. Wait, what's a hooker's too fresh alcohol?
Speaker 1: Wait wait, rubbing alcohol like liquor, like that's your vodka, vodka, tequila.
Speaker 1: I think anything gin works too, and you don't want
Speaker 1: to clear colors. You basically swish it around your mouth
Speaker 1: and it could like dilute or some ship. That's a
Speaker 1: hooker's toothbrush. The hooker's toothbrush. It's if you don't have
Speaker 1: anything around alcohol, can we use what is the killing
Speaker 1: you're using right now? Because let me see vodka does
Speaker 1: uh like in the movies, you know when there's like
Speaker 1: wounds and ship and they like pour the liquor on
Speaker 1: like something bleeding. Hooker's too frush, according to Urban Dictionary,
Speaker 1: is gardening or drinking peppermint schnops when there's no actually
Speaker 1: tooth frush available, usually because of her and it's the
Speaker 1: evening or okay whatever, pepper nine stop pepper pepper. I
Speaker 1: learned this from Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment, but
Speaker 1: also at what the club Autumn Bar attended for about
Speaker 1: seven years. We ain't never had no pepper miss not.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's something no. I mean, if you're on a
Speaker 1: a cocktail bar, ball is that cinnamon lack? So this
Speaker 1: is our demographic. All you gotta do is get some
Speaker 1: cost of me goo blanco. No, no, you are for ripping.
Speaker 1: Actually no, fireball. That ship does tastes like big red.
Speaker 1: There you go. Actually be like, damn you taste so alright?
Speaker 1: The last last one? What is that? That's the brains?
Speaker 1: You know? I had last one. I want to talk
Speaker 1: about relationships. When do you know? And there could be
Speaker 1: multiple reasons. When do you know? It's I'm to give
Speaker 1: up on a relationship because it is going bad? And
Speaker 1: for this one, I actually want to do something where
Speaker 1: it's early on, so not after you spent years and
Speaker 1: have a lot of fucking memories trauma issues built up.
Speaker 1: Say you're in the poppul love stage of six months.
Speaker 1: If you both aren't agreeing with children, I think it's
Speaker 1: a big um. Why did I have this conversation with oh?
Speaker 1: When I was filming we talked about that, like when
Speaker 1: is a good time to leave a partner? And one
Speaker 1: of the things that we talked about was like a
Speaker 1: life goal, life commitment, especially early on. Why waste time? Now? Granted,
Speaker 1: sure somebody could change their mind down the road, but
Speaker 1: why would you go on a date if the basis
Speaker 1: of what you really want out of life isn't the same.
Speaker 1: For example, if you want to settle down in Connecticut,
Speaker 1: Mandy with a white picket fence, and I thought she
Speaker 1: was gonna stall And I was about to be like, girl, no,
Speaker 1: a white picket fence and you want to live that life, right?
Speaker 1: And your boyfriend is like, I want to be a
Speaker 1: fucking traveler. Like that's a core thing that we're nothing. Um.
Speaker 1: I think kids, it's a big one. Actually, it's like
Speaker 1: a total note for me. When dudes say or if
Speaker 1: they have children and they're done, I'm like, this ain't
Speaker 1: worry for me, you know what I mean, Like that's
Speaker 1: something I really want. Um. I think the other thing
Speaker 1: that I didn't pay attention to when I was dating
Speaker 1: Hospital Dick, I was out of the gate, almost sure
Speaker 1: he wasn't into threesomes with other women. Um, and I
Speaker 1: would like kind of like edge it on and like
Speaker 1: share pictures of girls and share porn. And towards the
Speaker 1: end of dating him, he told me he felt like
Speaker 1: I wasn't asking consent for sending him porn, like he
Speaker 1: made it a whole thing, I think, And I was
Speaker 1: kind of just like okay, like and he was just
Speaker 1: super sensitive. But like my nigga, I sent any videos
Speaker 1: on my pussy. What's the difference was another pussy? Like,
Speaker 1: so you like nasty ship? Like I don't know, Um,
Speaker 1: but if I would have realized from the beginning that
Speaker 1: like that wasn't something I could have with him, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have done it because he clearly had issues with intimacy.
Speaker 1: ITS texted them to shut the funk up. They did better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's hilarious, um that you
Speaker 1: even brought that up, because outside of just I guess
Speaker 1: life goals, like you said, with what you want to
Speaker 1: do in life, I think that that is one thing
Speaker 1: when you start to date someone. Yes, someone can grow
Speaker 1: into liking the things that you like intimately, but like
Speaker 1: if you know kind of your boundaries I would say
Speaker 1: boundaries and sex. And if this person has said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in that, that's not what I want,
Speaker 1: and you know that's really something you want, then you
Speaker 1: may need to know upfront, damn, as much as I
Speaker 1: really like this person, this person may not be for
Speaker 1: me or you may need to go ahead. And also
Speaker 1: suggests a different type of relationships. You used to say
Speaker 1: this a lot. And it's funny because old is the
Speaker 1: only person that this didn't happen with. You used to
Speaker 1: say this when it came to like listened to him
Speaker 1: in the first time when he says he don't want
Speaker 1: a girlfriend, blah blah blah blah, and I agree. If
Speaker 1: someone is telling you on a first date they're not
Speaker 1: looking for anything serious, and you know you want a
Speaker 1: fucking boyfriend, you should run for the hill one ununfortunately,
Speaker 1: my dumbass was just like, he's gonna change his mind,
Speaker 1: and he did, but I was sucking another I just
Speaker 1: realized how bad it sounded. My eggs weren't only one basket.
Speaker 1: Even though I liked old bay Moore, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, whatever, I am super into him and
Speaker 1: I have this really strong connection, but let me just
Speaker 1: like keep dating other people so that I'm not like
Speaker 1: warped into him. And honestly, I think that's what worked.
Speaker 1: And I'm not telling you to play that game because
Speaker 1: what could work for you may what could work for
Speaker 1: me may not work for you. Plus he's old, so
Speaker 1: he didn't really have a choice. He was like, don
Speaker 1: But even in the situation like that, right, he's just
Speaker 1: like I've definitely told girls like I'm not, I don't
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm not looking for
Speaker 1: a relationship, not like but then though, I'll feel the
Speaker 1: energy of like, you're really trying to make me your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: It's like, how do you stop that? How do you?
Speaker 1: I mean you let I mean that's where I think
Speaker 1: a lot of men. I mean, and this has happened
Speaker 1: to me before when I've started something maybe it's just friends,
Speaker 1: and then later went into oh I really like this
Speaker 1: person now I maybe want to make them like have
Speaker 1: a relationship with them. I've had men once I've expressed
Speaker 1: that and they've let me know, and I still kept expressing.
Speaker 1: It just kind of fizzled out. And I think, and
Speaker 1: that's kind of like when you know y'all are on
Speaker 1: the same page. Unfortunately, that's when one of y'all do
Speaker 1: have to make the decision to walk away, because then
Speaker 1: you you're end up you're leading each other on at
Speaker 1: that point. So I think that, um, and this could
Speaker 1: be a hot take, but I really believe this. I
Speaker 1: don't care what you say. I don't give a ship
Speaker 1: If you're telling me that you don't want a relationship,
Speaker 1: and you use that as your accountability when it goes left.
Speaker 1: Men are acting like boyfriends and using the I don't
Speaker 1: want a relationship ship is the way to get themselves
Speaker 1: out of something. Don't tell me you don't want a
Speaker 1: girlfriend and you're fucking laying up with me and meeting
Speaker 1: my friends and coming over and cooking and laying up
Speaker 1: with me. You're doing boyfriend ship. So don't just tell
Speaker 1: me you don't want a boyfriend and using that well,
Speaker 1: I told you so. No, that's not nice. It's not
Speaker 1: it's not possible. Okay, the meeting friends, I understand, But
Speaker 1: what if he's like treating you? What if like he
Speaker 1: stays after y'all? Fuck? Cannot Can you not do that
Speaker 1: when you're when you know what I mean by boyfriendship,
Speaker 1: people are like integrating lives and basically saying, well, you
Speaker 1: knew what I didn't want a girlfriend. And I think
Speaker 1: that's super unfair. Like and most men know when someone's
Speaker 1: hurt or like looking for something, and they will take
Speaker 1: advantage of that. And I think more that accountability needs
Speaker 1: to be on men instead of women being stupid, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Because women do have this kind
Speaker 1: of like natural like mate for life vibe. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So don't use me because I'm a
Speaker 1: cook with for you do this, offer you this and that,
Speaker 1: and you take and take and take for me. But
Speaker 1: be like, well I told you I want a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Well niggas the back to like my motherfucking boyfriend. They okay,
Speaker 1: so let's say the cooking. Let's say something like that.
Speaker 1: You already know I was with that cooking bit. This
Speaker 1: woman's gonna cook, but none of these things. If you
Speaker 1: want my boyfriend, you think they do have to show
Speaker 1: up that way? Do I go? Like, you know, I
Speaker 1: feel like that's kind of we're going past the boundary.
Speaker 1: So maybe that's not a good idea. What if you're offering? Uh,
Speaker 1: I think that when a girl is like offering to
Speaker 1: make you meals for you to come over for a meal,
Speaker 1: and like that is tough to me. That's super intimate
Speaker 1: and should be shared between the relationship. So be like
Speaker 1: not but like hit me after you're done. It's different
Speaker 1: though you like you have to die there. And also
Speaker 1: like men know when women are getting too into them,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like I had a conversation
Speaker 1: recently with Obe where one of his casual partners. He
Speaker 1: was told me that he had cut her off because
Speaker 1: he could tell she wanted something more, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I felt like I was super clear, Like I got
Speaker 1: a bit like just because she'd be in l aed
Speaker 1: on me, you know, and I feel bad because I
Speaker 1: was like, damn they laughing. I'd be like but when
Speaker 1: he told me that, I asked him like, well, what
Speaker 1: was she doing? And he was like, I could just tell.
Speaker 1: It was just like she tell me, oh, I'm here,
Speaker 1: come link or whatever. She like kept one to see
Speaker 1: me out instead of kept trying to just fuck. And
Speaker 1: he's like, to me, when you're like trying to link
Speaker 1: and do other ship with me other than just have sex,
Speaker 1: like that's something He's like, then you know, if people
Speaker 1: start to recognize that, like you're working with me, He's like,
Speaker 1: that to me, is too much. And I agree with that,
Speaker 1: And I actually really respect him for cutting that girl
Speaker 1: off because it's true if I see a nigger with
Speaker 1: the same bitch and he'd be like, she ain't my girl,
Speaker 1: but you're working with the bitch, so stop playing with me,
Speaker 1: because honestly, are you projecting again? Why did you just
Speaker 1: get did y'all. Did y'all get scared too, because this
Speaker 1: bit just got a right, Oh, this energy is not
Speaker 1: talking to for my home girls that have been through
Speaker 1: a lot of pain with dudes, a lot of them,
Speaker 1: and again, like you gotta stop frame because the reason
Speaker 1: that men are like lying, in my opinion, is either
Speaker 1: because one they're too pussy or two they're lying because
Speaker 1: they want to salvage and keep whatever they're getting from you,
Speaker 1: so they feel like if they're honest, you may pull back.
Speaker 1: But instead of being a real niggy, y'all just be
Speaker 1: lying and all my home girls be going through this
Speaker 1: ship and these niggas ain't shit can either other women?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, before we get out of here, let's
Speaker 1: get into our homemail. If you want to send homemail
Speaker 1: into horrible decisions, make sure you hit up horrible decisions
Speaker 1: at Gmail dots calm So this one is uh. This
Speaker 1: one is actually titled Prison Bay and Phone Sex Tips. Hello, ladies,
Speaker 1: I'm a new follower of the pod and have completely
Speaker 1: fallen in love with you both as personalities. In with
Speaker 1: the content of the show. Currently binge watching on your
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Speaker 1: I have been going strong with my man for over
Speaker 1: a year, but he is currently locked up in another state.
Speaker 1: We have potentially a few years ago until he comes home,
Speaker 1: but for now have gotten in a comfortable phone sex routine.
Speaker 1: We are both pretty freaky, open minded and down to
Speaker 1: try new things, but with the distance and the time
Speaker 1: constraints on all of our phone calls, it sometimes feels
Speaker 1: like we can't do much to switch it up from
Speaker 1: our typical hot and heavy call. Sorry, I am a sassy,
Speaker 1: pan sexual sub while he is a straight DOM. I
Speaker 1: can occasionally be more dom in telling what I would
Speaker 1: do to him if he were here, but we usually
Speaker 1: find ourselves in the role of him giving instructions, me
Speaker 1: listening to said instructions or not, or telling me, or
Speaker 1: him telling me how he would touch me, tease me,
Speaker 1: want to fuck me while I pleasure myself anyway I want.
Speaker 1: We've done the you've been a bad girl, don't come
Speaker 1: until I tell you anal be it still those vibrators,
Speaker 1: sexy photos, see me letters, you name it, We've probably
Speaker 1: tried it or at least talked about it. So here's
Speaker 1: my question. Knowing we can't connect in person right now,
Speaker 1: it can only try so many new things purely over
Speaker 1: the phone. What are some tips or things we can
Speaker 1: try to keep it spicy? Sincerely, loyal to the Freaky
Speaker 1: soil Um. I will say this, I have no idea
Speaker 1: what the jail laws are. Aren't they taking like pictures away.
Speaker 1: I've been watching Jailbirds on Netflix that oh my god,
Speaker 1: it is so good. Oh you gotta watch first of all,
Speaker 1: the first season. Okay, so basically they'd be talking through
Speaker 1: the toilet. Have you seen Oh wait, I have seen
Speaker 1: season one? Is there a season two? Bitch? They got
Speaker 1: where the where the one guy had like the girl
Speaker 1: like girlfriends. J Let me say you, what's the best
Speaker 1: part of this good? I have seen it the white
Speaker 1: girls and they'll be like, you know me and dollar
Speaker 1: like we just like, dude, it's so bad and like
Speaker 1: the dudes be getting like chips and ships sent through
Speaker 1: the toilet line. But anyway, I don't really because every
Speaker 1: since i've Jailbirds, I just feel like you can do
Speaker 1: nothing in jail. There was girls making dildo's out of ship.
Speaker 1: It was the whole thing. So I don't really know
Speaker 1: tips or whatever. Like I do think you gotta ask
Speaker 1: what's allowed like because if it's me, Like when I
Speaker 1: was dating they record your phone calls in jail, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I was dating a dude in um Europe, like
Speaker 1: when he was back and forth love Bay, like I
Speaker 1: was sending my pennies like I was Nancy Um. But
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you can't do that. I don't know, Sandy
Speaker 1: and panties is probably like sending like coke. I would say.
Speaker 1: One of the things they're gonna put you under for
Speaker 1: some days. One of the things that could be really
Speaker 1: fun is turning things into sexual innu windows. So maybe
Speaker 1: instead of talking about sucking his dick, talk about how
Speaker 1: hard you want to slurp the coke that you're drinking,
Speaker 1: like literally, like I don't know, but like seriously, make
Speaker 1: things into like make it fun, like like you're reading
Speaker 1: a story, but like literally everything you're talking about it
Speaker 1: means something sexy like romance novel in jail, like you
Speaker 1: can say like you say, I'm thine, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like you want to thaw the meat, you
Speaker 1: want to take the meat at the fridge and the
Speaker 1: meat is real hard because it's frozen. Like just talk
Speaker 1: really about things in the most sexual manner as as
Speaker 1: I would say that I really love just turning everything
Speaker 1: into being freaky, like, oh my god, I was eating
Speaker 1: hot dogs today. Animals choked on it. You know, I
Speaker 1: choked on things like you know, you can just make
Speaker 1: it that way. I don't know. Okay, maybe that's corny,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I would also say another
Speaker 1: sexy thing to do, and this because you said your pan,
Speaker 1: I wonder if he's aware of that. I would say
Speaker 1: something else that would be interesting is maybe get permission
Speaker 1: or a hall pass to go on a date or
Speaker 1: to play with someone else and come back and really
Speaker 1: tell him the story you're telling me. He's in fucking
Speaker 1: jail and a lot of people being out anything that
Speaker 1: don't matter. Do you know how many times out I
Speaker 1: had niggas like want me to send them videos of
Speaker 1: me fucking other niggas because you can go out and
Speaker 1: exploring the world. You're telling me if I'm locked in
Speaker 1: four while, don't you gonna tell me I even sucking
Speaker 1: a bunch of cock? Why not? No brod into that
Speaker 1: ship podcast A horrible decisions. Bitches out here with multiple niggas,
Speaker 1: multiple bitches. Okay, you see, you're telling me I can't
Speaker 1: talk to my okay, Well heard that. Just tell me
Speaker 1: what's the name given? Isn't giving there one of us
Speaker 1: or we're not sure the last name is giving? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's okay, So chances are it's going to be like
Speaker 1: getting them throw. All I deal with is black men
Speaker 1: and they ship. I have Felling Bay what you're talking about?
Speaker 1: Do you think Felling Bay would have been okay with
Speaker 1: you talking about Hellen Bay? Knew knew who I was
Speaker 1: working at the time. He could go get some other
Speaker 1: pussy if you're locked. And remember he went to jail
Speaker 1: to night, I could some meat loping. He never showed up.
Speaker 1: Damn you he got he went back into jail. Nigga,
Speaker 1: this was the first time a bitch cooked for nicking.
Speaker 1: That's probably why I got PTSD and didn't want to
Speaker 1: cooking on nigga Because I cooked with that nigga. He
Speaker 1: ended up going to jail. And I'm like, Nigga, and
Speaker 1: I made you sides. I made a whole lot of ships.
Speaker 1: I even brought you to cool you wanted I made.
Speaker 1: I made corn bread, and I made my little special
Speaker 1: corn bread with the cream corn can, and I put
Speaker 1: that thing in up with a little jiffy it was cute.
Speaker 1: You got a jail for it because he violated probation.
Speaker 1: Money can tell y'all. Do you remember when I was
Speaker 1: working the restaurant guy this is different start sucking white guys,
Speaker 1: And they called me talking about they wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to me about his money laundering. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm not used to this. I'm used
Speaker 1: to Pookie just like sell us up and getting right out,
Speaker 1: Like I'm confused. This is like a crime. But that's
Speaker 1: the thing. That's the thing. They told me they were
Speaker 1: gonna take our fucking phone calls, and I was like,
Speaker 1: ye'all can't do that. First off, like too yo, the
Speaker 1: restaurant guy that was money laundering would have ended up
Speaker 1: on American greed. My nigga was just alling guns. So boring.
Speaker 1: But in New York was death. Wait, what's what's what's death?
Speaker 1: Selling guns? Are you kidding me? He's killing He was
Speaker 1: just selling the guns. He wasn't using them. I mean no,
Speaker 1: if you had to go to jail with the chance
Speaker 1: of getting out, would you rather have been Do you
Speaker 1: think it would be money laundering or do you know
Speaker 1: how many people in the stock market crash committed suicide
Speaker 1: because niggas was still in their money because they was
Speaker 1: buying their guns, so they was no, they wasn't buying guns.
Speaker 1: But not. What I'm saying is money laundering still leads
Speaker 1: to death too, niggas. You saw squid Games, bitch nickas dying,
Speaker 1: niggas dying. So I don't know, I would just take
Speaker 1: some Zane ship or some go to ex Confessions by
Speaker 1: Eric Collus not saying like steal her stuff. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: steal it for someone in jail. I feel like I
Speaker 1: want just read it. You're not still in it. You
Speaker 1: just reading, Yeah, and just like write out a really
Speaker 1: nasty story. Yeah, I will say that too. Um Anyway,
Speaker 1: if you really can't come up with it for real,
Speaker 1: just take the ship. Listen damn never my name, pay it.
Speaker 1: Listen to my second podcast that they didn't get another ad,
Speaker 1: suck them, bleep that sh it out. Listen to a
Speaker 1: sexy pod. All right, well, guys, we're gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and get out of here. But before we go out,
Speaker 1: I want to let you guys know again. Tickets are
Speaker 1: on sale. Wheezy and I are taking you bit to
Speaker 1: school plus lass holes and we're excited to really see
Speaker 1: you guys live again. Damn, it's been like a year.
Speaker 1: I didn't even like finish College of bet you get
Speaker 1: you got the school of right, so you can pas.
Speaker 1: Do you know what's crazy about this? My mom at
Speaker 1: our first live show gave Mandy and I diplomas. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that? She know? She give us a little
Speaker 1: certificates that she's proud of us. You don't remember this,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They were like graduating from homes school.
Speaker 1: I hope I can find it. My mother as graduated.
Speaker 1: My mom. My mom was so proud of us. She
Speaker 1: went to Kinko's and got these little certificates and I
Speaker 1: was like, we should not how university. Anyways, guys again,
Speaker 1: let me wring down those eight Make sure you bring
Speaker 1: that motherfucking ass. However you do have to be You
Speaker 1: don't have to be waxed, but you do have to
Speaker 1: be baxed to come to our shows. So go ahead,
Speaker 1: do what you gotta do. Get the little shot you got. Anyway,
Speaker 1: We're starting off right here in New York City on Thursday,
Speaker 1: November four, followed by d C. Sorry, November the nineteenth,
Speaker 1: that is a Friday, followed by l A Friday, December three,
Speaker 1: and we are wrapping up in Atlanta on December that
Speaker 1: two is a Friday, so make sure you check us out.
Speaker 1: Go to war hive dot com. You can also get
Speaker 1: our merch there if you haven't gotten our merch. We
Speaker 1: will also be selling our merch at our live shows.
Speaker 1: So looking forward to seeing you guys. And you guys
Speaker 1: live in Texas because I know a lot of y'all
Speaker 1: are probably pissed that we're not coming, or you live
Speaker 1: in Florida, just come to the Georgia show if you
Speaker 1: live in Philly or your Boston New York show York. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's in the middle. Um, like New York obviously at home,
Speaker 1: so like that'll be our show where like in our
Speaker 1: first one. Like so we'll be super excited for that.
Speaker 1: But d C, it's such a beautiful is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite, my favorite cities. Shout out to the whole
Speaker 1: d m V going to d C over the last
Speaker 1: few years. That was I think the first city to
Speaker 1: them in Chicago were the first that we did back
Speaker 1: to back shows. Um, and I just really love d C.
Speaker 1: I just loved do you see just shows us a lot.
Speaker 1: I love d C. The DC is also how I
Speaker 1: think I got even though I didn't test positive for
Speaker 1: COVID for sure. That was it when when I did
Speaker 1: that meet and greet for like, I came to DC
Speaker 1: to do a Sex Cells premiere and like, I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: no hugging, and then you hugging and kissing and everybody
Speaker 1: with you whoet know, And this one girl came up
Speaker 1: to me, right, She's like, I'm not gonna kis se
Speaker 1: you because I know it's COVID. I'm like, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to. Like they were wild, but
Speaker 1: hopefully we do an after party or something like that
Speaker 1: in one of these places with masks on. Okay, alright, y'all, Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna leave you guys to the five minute bonus
Speaker 1: clip if you haven't yet. In WEE shows a ton
Speaker 1: of stories about going on dates and being crazy, and
Speaker 1: I share as well, um, my first experience sucking my
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Speaker 1: we're leaving you with a five minute bonus clip. All
Speaker 1: of this information is in the description of this episode.
Speaker 1: This has been yet in the episode of Blazon. Uh
Speaker 1: it was her fault, but we can't deny or confirm that.
Speaker 1: But what I can tell you is no, I would
Speaker 1: not have threeesome pregnant only because I just don't want
Speaker 1: any energy like addigital energy. I wouldn't be I'd want
Speaker 1: to be monogamous. Think your baby would take the energy
Speaker 1: of the third person. I just don't want. I just
Speaker 1: need to keep myself healthy, like I don't want to
Speaker 1: put myself at risk to other partners and keep my baby.
Speaker 1: But a but a woman, you'll be eating pussy That
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with your pussy or your
Speaker 1: root canal or whatever it is down there in the
Speaker 1: baby part I. It is it the canal for your
Speaker 1: baby and the root canal Mandy, it's a rule. Did
Speaker 1: the baby go through? That's a rule? Yes, So our
Speaker 1: homemail this week, Molly relationship invite but married to someone else.
Speaker 1: This is long, but hopefully it's good. Hey. Oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, there was a white girl that came up
Speaker 1: to me a Melrose trading post and she like comes
Speaker 1: up to me and she goes, oh my god, wheezy,
Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. She's like, I sent
Speaker 1: in a homemail. I'm one of your seven but you
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, do we give you good advice?
Speaker 1: She was like, well, you and Mandy didn't really you
Speaker 1: read it, but she didn't really give me advice. But
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's totally fine. Wait, we don't be giving advice.
Speaker 1: When we read homemam, we'd probably just been talking ship. Oh,
Speaker 1: because she really I was like, well, what what advice
Speaker 1: did he give? What homemler are you? She like, you
Speaker 1: didn't really get to it bad. She was twenty two
Speaker 1: years old. Oh she really needed an advice. Well, sorry, okay, hey,
Speaker 1: ho First, I gotta say I love you both so
Speaker 1: much and I love the podcast and there's not a
Speaker 1: single person I run into and don't tell them about it.
Speaker 1: This is kind of long and maybe hard to follow,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna try my best to condense it. A
Speaker 1: long one. You know, I can't never follow. It's not
Speaker 1: that bad because it might be juicy. The title was
Speaker 1: good Part one the husband. So I wanted to get
Speaker 1: some advice about a situation I'm in currently. I've been
Speaker 1: married to my husband four years, and lately the vibe
Speaker 1: been off. We've been arguing so much lately and we
Speaker 1: spend no time together and he doesn't take me out.
Speaker 1: I've been depressed and just haven't been in the mood
Speaker 1: for sex. Now I love him to death and we've
Speaker 1: had our good times, but the relationship isn't the same.
Speaker 1: I worked two jobs. I'm in school. He worked sixty
Speaker 1: hours a week. There's no time for each other. We've
Speaker 1: been unkind, neither of us feel like we're benefiting, and
Speaker 1: we've recently got into a huge argument and it send
Speaker 1: it up ended up into a long text, real ghetto
Speaker 1: about how we should break up. Now we're on a
Speaker 1: break So Part two the Polly and Right. Three to
Speaker 1: four months ago, I got a new job and as
Speaker 1: soon as I got there, I had a feeling like
Speaker 1: it was going to change my life. And then I
Speaker 1: met a guy there. So fine, but I'm every game
Speaker 1: in this time and day because I was married. He's
Speaker 1: spiritual and in the last two years I've become more
Speaker 1: in two with my spirituality and when I met him,
Speaker 1: I instantly knew his tea and there was an instant
Speaker 1: connection like undeniable. I mean, the energy we share is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: So fast forward to the present, when me and him,
Speaker 1: when me and my husband take a break. The dude
Speaker 1: and I started talking more and more. I asked him,
Speaker 1: just to bait him, if him and his girl were
Speaker 1: also spiritual. He said yes, and I said, so basically
Speaker 1: I should have married someone who was also spiritual. He
Speaker 1: said him and his girl are Polly and told me
Speaker 1: he has two sister wives. And I thought the convo
Speaker 1: would in there, but then he basically shot his shot, bitch.
Speaker 1: He said when I was done, like completely done with
Speaker 1: my situation to HOLLI at him and his sister wives
Speaker 1: and basically laid out with the relationship could be. And
Speaker 1: I was so shocked, but not turned off because I've
Speaker 1: never been against the lifestyle. My husband and I are
Speaker 1: in a space where we still live together, but we
Speaker 1: sleep separately. We are trying to work out our personal ships.
Speaker 1: So now the guy in me and exchange and crazy
Speaker 1: passionate energy like I'm scared to fund because bit she
Speaker 1: give big dick energy out of the world and if
Speaker 1: he's so intelligent girl, and I can't even handle this.
Speaker 1: And he keeps saying things like we're gonna get together soon,
Speaker 1: you can meet your sisters, girl. I finally broke down
Speaker 1: gave him my number texted me when he was free,
Speaker 1: and I told him when it worked to pick a
Speaker 1: date and we could link. He basically told me he'll
Speaker 1: give me the details. He's trying to surprise me with something,
Speaker 1: and I'm so intrigued. My husband is nothing like this.
Speaker 1: He's absolutely against my spiritual belief and the dude got
Speaker 1: me all in. I'm not sure I feel about sister wives,
Speaker 1: but I don't know where my relationship is going. There's
Speaker 1: so much Gil, please give me advice. I'm sorry this
Speaker 1: was long and unorganized, but I really need help. I
Speaker 1: love you both so much. It had no period. What
Speaker 1: is what is the help asking for? Is she asking
Speaker 1: whether she should become a sister wife or go back
Speaker 1: to her relationship. I'm confused with what she's asking. I
Speaker 1: think she is going to be so fucked up if
Speaker 1: she starts working with this nigga who has a healthy
Speaker 1: relationship with his other wives, becoming jealous that her husband
Speaker 1: and give her that, and then let's just say she
Speaker 1: falls all into that, then she'll start not being able
Speaker 1: to handle coming to second or third. Then it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a whole thing. And he's fine, and he got
Speaker 1: a big dick, possibly so she just is excited about it,
Speaker 1: and it's also super easy to get excited about it
Speaker 1: because she's going through something with her husband.