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Speaker 1: Time to get the choice together. However, the Elves, I

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Speaker 1: didn't know this. The Elves are on strike and you

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Speaker 1: got here with some grievances I got.

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Speaker 2: I got this.

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Speaker 3: Someone have the listle myself because it's something that I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm good at doing because I'm a former union man.

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Speaker 2: And elves Lves have decided.

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Speaker 3: They came to me with a lot of complaints and

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Speaker 3: I'm being their represented.

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Speaker 2: Now. We wanted Timmy to stand.

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Speaker 3: Up for him, but then he was already standing up

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Speaker 3: see right there when I be damn we need somebody

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Speaker 3: that's stand up for it, that look like they actually standing.

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Speaker 2: So I said I would do it.

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Speaker 3: The Elves this year are going on strike. Well they

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Speaker 3: haven't gone on yet, but they're threatened to go on strike.

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Speaker 2: The Elves are wanting to sit out this year.

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Speaker 3: Santa Claus is having trouble because he's trying to talk

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Speaker 3: to these damn els about they concerned. So I'm here

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Speaker 3: with their grievances and I want to start by saying

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Speaker 3: these are the l's grievouss and I will be preparing

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Speaker 3: these statements on behalf of the L Foundation need it.

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Speaker 2: We the ls who.

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Speaker 3: Work at the North Pole are requesting the following changes.

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Speaker 3: Please show your support through our website www dot help

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Speaker 3: ls dot com. If you're gonna help the l's help

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Speaker 3: ls dot com, tell me, don't act like you don't know.

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Speaker 2: So you know.

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Speaker 3: What'll the complaints that the elves have and here we go,

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Speaker 3: number one problem that they're haveing We the LS would

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Speaker 3: like to stop making these damn wooden toys. No kid won't,

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Speaker 3: no damn wooden toy and we've been making them for years.

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Speaker 2: Ain't nobody asked for now? One of these wouldn't wheels.

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Speaker 2: These wooden't pigs had a block. They got real toys. Now.

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Speaker 3: Secondly, we the als are requesting to have a casual Friday,

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Speaker 3: so we ain't got to wear.

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Speaker 2: These stupid ass uniforms.

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Speaker 3: They had tight ass pants for these pointed hats.

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Speaker 2: We want a casual Frida.

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Speaker 3: Voicing the concerns that als have and to considered all

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Speaker 3: going on strike, and they wanted me to convey this.

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Speaker 2: To Santa Claus and everybody listen.

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Speaker 3: Were the als would like to request a thirty minute

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Speaker 3: smoke break.

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Speaker 2: They smashed and we smoke.

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Speaker 3: We want to be able to go outside and smoke whatever.

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Speaker 2: We want, if it's legal. Try making these wooden toes

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Speaker 2: without it, don't get high.

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Speaker 3: Here's the next complaint on behalf of the Hells Elves

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Speaker 3: were the elves have voted to eliminate bring your kids

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Speaker 3: to work there. The truth of the matter is l

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Speaker 3: really don't like kids. No, we don't damn that because

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Speaker 3: they think we kids too, just because we short. Get

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Speaker 3: your damn hands off of me.

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Speaker 2: I drove here in the sleep.

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Speaker 3: High. Next complaint that they have, we the elves are

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Speaker 3: uncomfortable wearing these God damn funny told shoes that hurt

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Speaker 3: out foot.

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Speaker 2: He did good.

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Speaker 3: We want crocs to be the new official al shoot.

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Speaker 2: Crocks and gators to be the new ale shoe the elves,

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Speaker 2: I'm doing complaints. You don't act like you ain't with them.

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Speaker 3: Are you trying to add a complaint like you.

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Speaker 2: Ain't Elves and pilgrims have the same suit. I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm not an elbow. Well, let's quit playing this game.

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Speaker 3: Next complaint, We the elves do not like elve shirts

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Speaker 3: and pants. They ain't got no damn pockets, And we

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Speaker 3: want to start using fanny packs so when we go

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Speaker 3: outside to take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff

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Speaker 3: with him.

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Speaker 2: Next complaint.

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Speaker 3: We the elves understand that we on the north pole,

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Speaker 3: but some of the younger elves want to cut back

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Speaker 3: on the heat being so high all the time in

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Speaker 3: the workshop.

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Speaker 2: The older al's is fine, but the damn we swear.

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Speaker 3: Next, we the elves would like to assign ten l's

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Speaker 3: each year to ride around with Senta, because we think

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Speaker 3: it's unfair that we make all these damn toys and

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Speaker 3: we don't ever get to go on.

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Speaker 2: Fat ass, just be packing up the slid with the rain?

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Speaker 2: Did we made the toy?

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Speaker 3: Let us go a couple more quickly, We the elves,

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Speaker 3: we still love miss Claws, and we know she's very

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Speaker 3: nice and she's never too busy to being down and

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Speaker 3: give us a hug.

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Speaker 2: But we still would like to know exactly what does

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Speaker 2: she do up here? The cooks, the cooks for everybody.

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Speaker 2: We had nothing from her.

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Speaker 3: We got at Quebla l and last week not least,

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Speaker 3: we the le support the me too movement that's real

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Speaker 3: strong up here, and some of the female ales are

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Speaker 3: requesting that Santa refrain from saying ho ho ho ho.

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Speaker 1: And on that note, we're gonna go go.

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Speaker 2: It's good.

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Speaker 3: It's Chris Brannan, I want to just say happy holidays

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Speaker 3: from my family to yours and Steve Harvey WANTA Show