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Speaker 1: This is the radio segment that just put a request

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Speaker 1: into the streaming service Disney Plus, asking if they could

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Speaker 1: filter out all the children's content so he could just

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Speaker 1: get to Disney hardcore. I don't think they've watched that

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Speaker 1: too many g rated anime things to sit through. Just

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Speaker 1: give me the good stuff. Surprisingly, Disney said they're working

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Speaker 1: on it. Oh, everybody wins good. Laser Stories the segment

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Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

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Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and

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Speaker 1: those other Jimminy crackheads just dump. This first laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of Portugal. A tourist from Azerbaijan was enjoying

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Speaker 1: a family holiday. It was at a beautiful Lisbon cafe

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Speaker 1: when he thought the only thing that would make the

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Speaker 1: idyllic setting even better would be to have a nice

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Speaker 1: glass of pomegranate juice. Got that clip, finally makes so

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Speaker 1: much sense. We been waiting for years to use that

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Speaker 1: amazing and I bet that would be really nice to

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Speaker 1: have some pomegranate juice in Portugal tropical Yeah. So the

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Speaker 1: thirty six year old opened up his translate app in

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Speaker 1: his phone and typed the request. He showed it to

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Speaker 1: the waiter, who immediately ran into the back. Good service,

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Speaker 1: But five minutes later, armed police stormed in and ordered

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Speaker 1: the tourists to the ground. The whole area got put

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Speaker 1: on lockdown, and his hotel room was simultaneously raided and

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Speaker 1: searched just because of juice. Officials handcuffed him and took

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Speaker 1: him to a nearby police station, and that's where they

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Speaker 1: started to question him and figured out almost immediately what

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Speaker 1: had happened, because apparently the translation app had turned the

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Speaker 1: Russian word for pomegranate into the Portuguese word for grenade.

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Speaker 1: So once authorities realized it was it's a harmless mistake,

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Speaker 1: they let him go and they told him to enjoy

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Speaker 1: the rest of his vacation. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: However, translating anything.

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Speaker 1: Again, they did recommend he used a Portuguese phrase book

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Speaker 1: instead of an app.

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Speaker 2: Next, Yeah, then all those phrases are okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Can I get to roll? Get luncher with.

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Speaker 2: This?

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Speaker 1: Next laser story is out of England. Back in twenty nineteen,

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Speaker 1: a man named Kenny Cannard decided it'd be funny to

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Speaker 1: legally change his name for a laugh. I can't believe

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Speaker 1: what people do. This I know this is so common.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriends don't even want to do it for marriage,

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Speaker 2: like someone just never do because they don't get around

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Speaker 2: to it. It's so much work.

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Speaker 1: Well, he went to the government and got a brand

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Speaker 1: new license and officially became f You canarsh.

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Speaker 2: Gos like fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's supposed to say it. Few him and

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Speaker 1: his buddies thought it was hilarious, right, laugh, and he

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Speaker 1: kept with the moniker because it was a great conversation

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Speaker 1: star or whenever he went out. I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: I feel like him and his buddy's all single just

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Speaker 2: to stab in the dark.

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Speaker 1: Well, now his joke is backfired because he recently went

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Speaker 1: to get a new passport and update his name on it.

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Speaker 1: But after he submitted it, he found out he was denied.

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Speaker 1: He was told his name may cause offense. So they

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Speaker 1: are sorry, but it is what it is, and he

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Speaker 1: can't travel internationally anymore.

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Speaker 2: I don't know your name could get you banned from

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Speaker 2: a passport.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess if it's a if it's going to

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Speaker 1: be considered offensive to the places that you travel. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and also don't do it. Don't name your kid bomb. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: good reminder. So he appealed against the Passport Office's verdict

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Speaker 1: three times, but the British government has refused to budge.

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Speaker 1: So at this point he's he going to change it back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that would make sense.

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Speaker 1: No, he's not explained that he doesn't want to go

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Speaker 1: do another name change.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's in the name. How he feels.

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Speaker 1: He's just resigned to the fact that he's never gonna

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Speaker 1: to be able to travel overseas ever again, this next

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Speaker 1: laser story is out of Holiday headquarters.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No matter what any trademarks or lawsuits say, Mariah Carey

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Speaker 1: is considered the true Queen of Christmas? Is she near

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Speaker 1: the queen approach it? Whoever her latest business manager is

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Speaker 1: has convinced the Queen to really lean into the money

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Speaker 1: making part of it. Oh can I say that? Because

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Speaker 1: the other day she unveiled a brand new Christmas shirt.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, she arety. Has have you seen the

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Speaker 2: Christmas animated movie? Oh my god, so Mariah Carey animation too.

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Speaker 2: It's all about the songs.

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Speaker 1: She's doing everything. But her shirt has a picture of

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Speaker 1: her on it with the phrase It's time. Oh yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna sell for thirty five bucks on Amazon. Allowed

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Speaker 1: Why do I.

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Speaker 2: Picture Santa Claus wearing it?

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Speaker 1: Anybody would? I guess it's in along with some other

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Speaker 1: Christmas merch on there that includes her Christmas Funko Pop,

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Speaker 1: a deluxe edition of her Merry Christmas album, and her

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Speaker 1: children's book The Christmas Princess The Adventures of Little Mariah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Little Mariah, that's the movie.

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Speaker 1: Show turned it into a whole movie.

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Speaker 2: It's like a little animated Mariah with a really big head.

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Speaker 1: She needs some more money. She deserves it. On a

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Speaker 1: slightly different note, Mariah is also the star of Victoria's

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Speaker 1: Secrets New Holiday campaign Go. So she'll have the lingerie

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Speaker 1: with her picture on it and above her head. It'll

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Speaker 1: just say it's time.

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Speaker 2: Because nothing says Christmas Morning like Mommy coming down in Lingerie.

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Speaker 1: Mariah Lingerie. This next Lazer story is out of movie land.

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Speaker 2: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: Remember when Avengers Endgame came out and fans were all

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Speaker 1: sharing the like spoiler free tips on when you should

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Speaker 1: take bathroom breaks? Oh yeah, because it was three hours long,

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Speaker 1: so all those tips immediately went viral.

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Speaker 2: Isn't like a whole app around it or something? I

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Speaker 2: can't remember.

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Speaker 1: Everybody wanted to know when they could leave to come

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Speaker 1: back and not miss anything this year, Oppenheimer was also

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Speaker 1: three hours long. Yeah, and that new movie Killers of

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Speaker 1: the Flower Moon with Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert Demiro. That's

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Speaker 1: three hours and twenty six minutes long.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry if you guys have not read the book

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Speaker 2: do it.

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Speaker 1: You don't what It's been three and a half hour

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Speaker 1: movie two weeks. I recommend that it may take you three.

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Speaker 2: But it's heartbreaking and it's really sad.

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Speaker 1: Obviously, there's all these really long movies coming out. So

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Speaker 1: a new poll asked if we should have intermissions for

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Speaker 1: movies shown in theaters that's brilliant. Twenty four percent said

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Speaker 1: yes for movies at least three hours long. Another twenty

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Speaker 1: three percent said yes for ones that are just two

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Speaker 1: hours long. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it should be like

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Speaker 1: halfway through any movie. Yeah, I kind of like it.

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Speaker 2: I mean we do it on family movie nights. All right, pause,

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Speaker 2: everybody get there for jamazon brush your teeth.

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Speaker 1: Yes, mommy and daddy are having a love making break.

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Speaker 1: Everybody pause much time. Young adults are more likely to

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Speaker 1: want the intermission than old folks, who will proudly boast

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Speaker 1: about back in the day when they sat through Gone

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Speaker 1: with the.

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Speaker 2: Wind, Damn, I'm tired.

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Speaker 1: Two other important stats. Twenty five percent said a movie

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Speaker 1: should never have an intermission yeah, and twelve percent said

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Speaker 1: all movies should have intermissions, no matter the lane.

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Speaker 2: The people that are saying never, like my dad, who

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Speaker 2: literally sleeps through the entire na.

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Speaker 1: You know, So it looks like we're all gonna have

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Speaker 1: to agree to disagree. Actually, this guy is in a

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Speaker 1: disagreement with Brooks left shoe right now. He wants to

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Speaker 1: blindfold it, but the shoe wants to do it the

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Speaker 1: old fashioned way. Layson's tight. That sound means Laser Stories

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Speaker 1: is over for the day. We'll do it again the

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Speaker 1: same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.