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Speaker 1: All right, kicking off your Friday with a brand new episode,

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Speaker 1: and it is about to get real.

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Speaker 2: Weird, weirder than normal, real weird. Welcome to it.

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Speaker 1: We've got a guide today who the entire point of

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Speaker 1: their date was to be strange, and man did they

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Speaker 1: accomplish it. So you're gonna hear us all be a

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Speaker 1: little uncomfy. Yeah, throughout this one, I hope you enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: But first let's get to comments.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Brandon Hunter said, Hi, Brock and Jeffrey. I love

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Speaker 3: listening to your show because it shows me how great

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Speaker 3: my dating life has been. It shows me what I

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Speaker 3: will most likely not have to deal with.

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Speaker 2: PS.

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Speaker 3: Jeff you should try dating a religious girl. Brook, You're fine, Alexis,

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Speaker 3: you have no hope. And Jose keep riding the rodeo.

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Speaker 2: Man, what a message?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: Is right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: If I'm involved in the rodeo, I'm just one of

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Speaker 6: those clowns running away. I have no idea what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I like that Alexis is the one she gave up on.

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Speaker 1: All right, there, it is your brand new second Date

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Speaker 1: update starts right now.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date updates.

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Speaker 6: Over the years, we tend to hear about the same

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Speaker 6: dating apps over and over here Hinge Bumble, seapap singles.

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Speaker 6: You know their tagline that sepap singles, less snoring, more scoring.

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Speaker 2: I like it.

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Speaker 5: That be so funny going to bed next.

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Speaker 1: To each other.

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Speaker 6: Just that's hot. But I'm about to introduce you to

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Speaker 6: a brand new matchmaking app that we've never heard about

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Speaker 6: on the show before, promise, and I feel like it's

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Speaker 6: going to arouse a lot of interest from people in

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Speaker 6: this room. Really, at least one person, and that person

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Speaker 6: could be me around Maybe you.

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Speaker 2: Don't need a truck stop app, but you just go.

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Speaker 6: It's not that one. Apparently it's called Schmooze, and our

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Speaker 6: listener Chris that he used it to find his dates.

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Speaker 6: So I'm interested. Chris, you're on the phone with us.

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Speaker 6: What is Schmooze?

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Speaker 5: I like it.

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Speaker 2: It's a cute name.

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Speaker 5: Is schmooz? Basically, use this funny memes instead of standard

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Speaker 5: bios and match people up.

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Speaker 2: No way, Wait, how does that work?

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Speaker 1: Instead of a profile, you just put up memes that

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Speaker 1: you think are humorous.

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Speaker 5: Exactly, So basically you have your profile right and you

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Speaker 5: have your favorite memes on it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I really keep the meme people together. I think.

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Speaker 2: I'm so curious. What memes did you have on your profile?

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Speaker 5: I like a good old Chuck Norris meme?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, like nothing kills Chuck Norris type of.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get some hot fifty and sixty

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Speaker 6: year old women interested in that word?

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Speaker 5: I think?

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Speaker 2: So, who'd you match with Chuck Norris? Do you have

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Speaker 2: any better ones?

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Speaker 1: Who?

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Speaker 5: Well? I send one girl a most Interesting Man in

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Speaker 5: the World meme that says I don't always go for blondes,

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Speaker 5: but with you, I'll make an exception.

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Speaker 6: Wow, what charmer? Probably?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of backhanded, right.

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Speaker 5: I mean? What do I get back? A woman named Teresa?

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Speaker 5: She sends me a distracted boyfriend me and you know

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Speaker 5: that one?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is it the one where he's walking with his girlfriend

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Speaker 1: and then there's another girl walking by and he's turning

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Speaker 1: to look at the hot girl.

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Speaker 5: Behind exactly, And she changed the caption to say, are

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Speaker 5: you talking about me?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Okay, I don't know who you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you would.

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Speaker 6: Never use this app.

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Speaker 1: I'm curious on schmooze, how many memes do you go

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Speaker 1: back and forth before you actually have a conversation.

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Speaker 5: Well about half a dozen, and then we exchanged phone numbers.

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Speaker 6: Okay, he a meme or just straight up.

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Speaker 5: Straight up okay, this number.

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Speaker 6: When he wants a date.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good one.

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Speaker 6: All right, So does this eventually lead to an in

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Speaker 6: person date?

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Speaker 5: Of course? You know, next thing, you know, we're on

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Speaker 5: a date getting bubble tea.

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Speaker 2: Can you communicate without memes in person?

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Speaker 6: How does that go?

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Speaker 5: It was awkward? But I'm an awkward guy too.

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Speaker 2: Can you describe the awkwardness?

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Speaker 5: Well, there was dead silence here and there, but eventually

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Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, do you want to go to my

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Speaker 5: car makeout?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: You're not awkward?

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Speaker 1: You're having awkward silent moments during Boba tee and then

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Speaker 1: you just offer a mid day makeout in a car.

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Speaker 5: Well we met on a meme site, so obviously we

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Speaker 5: weren't great talkers.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, she says, yes.

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Speaker 2: Wow, right, reading it right?

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Speaker 1: Apparently?

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Speaker 2: So you went to your car and how.

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Speaker 6: Did that go?

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Speaker 5: Well? We were all all over each other, you know,

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Speaker 5: front seat and back seat.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, people walking by your car.

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Speaker 5: Car was right in front of the window, the door.

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Speaker 2: Imagine.

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Speaker 1: Wild Yeah, I mean did you guys notice the people watching.

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Speaker 5: Or I kind of got the vibe that she was

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Speaker 6: Wow voyeuristic? Okay, wow? And so is that how the

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Speaker 6: date ended with a car makeout in front of bubble

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Speaker 5: I said, maybe we get out of here, and she

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Speaker 5: suggested we walked to a park across the street and

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Speaker 5: role play what what?

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Speaker 2: Roleplay what like larpine or.

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Speaker 5: Well, so we go over there and she's like, I'm

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Speaker 5: going to start walking. You come up from behind and

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Speaker 5: take my purse.

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Speaker 6: Role play muggy.

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Speaker 5: He she said, I'll run after you and tackle you

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Speaker 5: behind that tree, and then whatever happens happens. But now

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Speaker 5: she's not calling me back.

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Speaker 6: Well, wait, what happened once you tackled you behind the tree?

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Speaker 5: No comment?

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Speaker 2: She is a feisty lady.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she likes a little bit of danger in her life. Yeah, Chris,

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Speaker 6: I hate to ask this, but how are you going

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Speaker 6: to feel if it turns out Teresa got turned off

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Speaker 6: because You're mugging wasn't aggressive enough, wasn't Yeah, it wasn't believable.

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Speaker 6: She was like, I expected to get mugged by Chuck Norris,

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Speaker 6: not pee wee herman. So maybe you disappointed it.

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Speaker 5: Well, I didn't tackle, so maybe that could have been.

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Speaker 2: But did you keep her wallet? Because that might be

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Speaker 2: a big plus.

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Speaker 5: For you, you know what, I should have done that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 6: That's probably why she's not calling you back. But before

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Speaker 6: we get to it, like how did it end? How

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Speaker 6: did you two leave it?

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Speaker 5: Or she ran one way and I ran the other?

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Speaker 5: Oh after you guys were gone?

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Speaker 2: That is so weird that inside meme joke.

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Speaker 6: That it sounds hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm as confused as Spider Man, and that one

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Speaker 1: memory is pointing to himself in different.

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Speaker 5: Weird different types of people we met on a different

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Speaker 5: type of back and that's just how things go.

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Speaker 2: Well, there's going to be a learning experience for all

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Speaker 2: of us. I can guarantee that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but you do you do like.

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Speaker 5: Her though I do.

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Speaker 2: He wants at least one more muggy Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Okay answers. Yeah, Well, that's exactly what we'll ask her

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Speaker 6: permission to do when we come back and do your

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Speaker 6: second date update. We'll see if Teresa is open to

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Speaker 6: being mugged in a public park by you one more

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Speaker 6: time when we do it.

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Speaker 5: Right after this hold on.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

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Speaker 6: If you're just joining us, it's definitely a second date

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Speaker 6: update on the odds side. Yeah, it's brooken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 6: the morning.

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Speaker 2: Let's call it unique. That's a nice way, clearly unique.

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Speaker 6: And I'm going to recap this and I'm not embellishing

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Speaker 6: in any way. This is exactly how Chris described what happened.

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Speaker 2: I love to hear it in a full sentence.

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Speaker 6: He met a woman named Teresa on an app called Schmooze,

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Speaker 6: where you flirt via meme. Then they met up at

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Speaker 6: Bubble Tea, where the conversation wasn't great, so they switched

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Speaker 6: it up and went to go make out Chris's car

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Speaker 6: directly out front of the Bubble Tee shop ye for

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Speaker 6: everyone to see.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so it's not night and there was no alcohol involved.

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Speaker 6: She seemed to like that. Actually, Chris described it as

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Speaker 6: different but pleasurable. And we know that because they continued

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Speaker 6: the date afterwards with a little role play fake mugging

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Speaker 6: in the park edition, which was Teresa's idea. We should mention.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pretty good.

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Speaker 6: Pretty good. I mean it just sounds so romantic.

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Speaker 1: And then wait, they ended by running off in different directions.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it does beg the question though, are you just

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Speaker 6: playing weird or the right kind of weird for somebody else?

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Speaker 6: That's sometimes what love really comes down to. We're going

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Speaker 6: to find out here, Chris, what type of weird do

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Speaker 6: you think Teresa is?

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Speaker 5: Well, she's my kind of weird.

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Speaker 2: We might be the weird ones for not doing this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I mean, you've never mugged your date

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Speaker 1: in a park and gotten a makeout session out of it.

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Speaker 6: Jeff, I'm not romantic in the way Chris is play.

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Speaker 2: I've never had a girl ask me to mug her,

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Speaker 2: so that is a different love.

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Speaker 6: Not really, But let's find out. I'm gonna dial with

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Speaker 6: Teresa's number. We'll see if she picks up, and hopefully

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Speaker 6: she agrees to play more with you. Let's do it.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 6: Hey is this Teresa?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Is hey Teresa? Thank you for answering. We're a radio

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Speaker 6: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I think you're gonna mugger.

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Speaker 6: We don't know each other that well.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's a studio full of people.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and

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Speaker 6: we do this segment called a Second date update. We

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Speaker 6: would really like you to be a part of it.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, how did you get my number?

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Speaker 2: Great question to start?

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Speaker 6: Somebody gave it to us? Yep, a guy named Chris

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Speaker 6: gave it to us after he went out on a

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Speaker 6: date with you, and now you're not calling him back

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Speaker 6: and we're all wondering why mostly Chris.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, Uh, that's weird.

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Speaker 2: It's probably kind of flattering, right, like he likes you

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Speaker 2: that much.

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Speaker 4: That no, no.

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Speaker 6: No, Well what did you think about Chris?

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Speaker 4: The whole date was just a mistake. So I don't

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is embarrassing to say, but I was just

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Speaker 6: What you were just saying you were trying to make

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Speaker 6: Well, how are you trying to get back together?

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Speaker 4: Okay? So I had texted that Bobok place to my ex,

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Speaker 4: The X didn't show up. And I don't know if

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Speaker 4: Chris told you this, but he was like, do you

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Speaker 6: Is that why you were being so passionate in the car?

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Speaker 4: No? So then I messaged him like, oh, meet me

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Speaker 2: Will you message him in the middle of your date? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't check your phone mid makeouts, Brook.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm shamed to a minute because this is

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Speaker 4: pretty bad. But I asked him to like pretend mugmy

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Speaker 4: none of that happened. It was a stupid idea.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so wait, so you kind of like made out

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Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm telling you guys this, but like,

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Speaker 4: You tell somebody you went on a date with, like, hey,

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Speaker 4: I was just using you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd rather go somebody than tell them. Well, maybe

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: Really, yeah, that's how this works.

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Speaker 2: I'd be so.

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Speaker 6: I was Chris, Chris, are you there?

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Speaker 5: Hi?

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Speaker 4: Hey, you heard all that?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? So I just need to understand something. Listen, So

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Speaker 4: Not that it wasn't real. I did have a good

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Speaker 5: Okay, like you mentioned the X, but messy kiss it

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Speaker 5: was definitely different. It was so much tea. It was

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Speaker 2: They're just banging their teeth.

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Speaker 4: And that sounds awful, doesn't it. Like it wasn't a

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Speaker 1: Girl, you need to get over this X. Like he

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Speaker 1: obviously is over you. He didn't show up to Boba

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Speaker 5: And you know what, he's not weird like me. Okay,

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Speaker 2: It's kind of cute and romantics A good point.

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Speaker 6: Would your ex boyfriend pretend to mug you in a

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Speaker 4: No? I mean he'd rescue me though, I know he

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Speaker 5: Teresa. I was a guy that showed up that day.

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Speaker 5: I was a guy that was chasing you. I was

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Speaker 2: It's like a right gossling movie.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I mugged you in the sake of love.

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Speaker 6: If you don't pay attention to the specific wording of it,

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Speaker 2: I mean, Chris should be really mad at you, and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but you guys, realize none of this

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Speaker 6: But just because it didn't go according to your plan

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Speaker 5: Teresa. Right now, I'm sending you to the piano playing

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Speaker 2: I know how that works.

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Speaker 4: But yes, yeah, thank you. But I'm still hung up

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Speaker 6: You're in denial about the ex. Is what's happening, Teresa?

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Speaker 6: And once you're finally over it, you're gonna realize that

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Speaker 4: Right after eas Maybe maybe, but I don't know.

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Speaker 6: Let's find out if you know for not, because I'm

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Speaker 5: I'd be totally into that.

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Speaker 6: He's weird enough for it, are you, Teresa?

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Speaker 4: Listen, Chris, you're so nice, like you don't want to

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Speaker 5: I mean, your ex didn't understand you're weird like I

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Speaker 6: I mean, Teresa, we we understand it's a no, but

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Speaker 4: I think I can do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look at that we got Chris upgraded to a

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 5: Amaze, you're the most interesting man in the world, says

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Speaker 5: I'm not usually a backup plan, but this time it's okay.

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Speaker 2: I think that'd be.

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Speaker 3: Funnier if we could see it Brook.

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Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Oh, poor, sweet considerate Chris being weird for the wrong lady.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how is he going to find someone else that

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Speaker 6: I will say a lot of people are texting in

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Speaker 6: I want Chris to mug me app for him. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: so go tell him yourself log onto the schmooze app.

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Speaker 6: To build that one. Yeah, Or you can go tell

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Speaker 2: Do not comment that, jeff We don't want that type

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Speaker 6: I want to read the comments a movie theater. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: do it to make your ex jealous. Anyway, if you

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Speaker 6: ever want help with your dating life, email the show.

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Speaker 6: We can call that person who's not calling you back,

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Speaker 6: and like I said, find our podcast. We have literally

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Speaker 6: Aprook and Jeffrey