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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from right

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Speaker 1: along Brian Kallen July thirty first through August second. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlor Live dot com or call four

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Speaker 1: two five two eight nine seven thousand another tell me,

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Speaker 1: I'm this is Angela. Yes, I'm consuming I have the

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Speaker 1: pleasure of speaking to Hi. This is Angela. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Hello Angela. My name is Kyler Clargenington

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Speaker 1: and I'm a sophomore at high school. How are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm well? How are you? I'm okay, I'm I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry to bother you while you're at work, but I

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Speaker 1: have an exciting and unique opportunity to discuss with you.

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Speaker 1: If you have thirty seconds to talk to me, I

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Speaker 1: would love to speak with you about it. Sure, honey,

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Speaker 1: just keep it quick. It's a little busy here. What

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Speaker 1: can I help you with? Well, I will be quick,

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Speaker 1: but I want to go to space Camp and looking

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Speaker 1: for money and your business seems hell cool, and so

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Speaker 1: I was calling local businesses to see if I could

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Speaker 1: if you would donate some money so I could go

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Speaker 1: to space Camp. Okay, do your parents know that you're

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Speaker 1: doing this? Yes? Actually, yes to you because so my parents.

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Speaker 1: They said they would help me out, but they're broke.

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Speaker 1: Even though my dad says he worked hard, they don't

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Speaker 1: have any money. So there's a program. If I could

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Speaker 1: raise money, I could go to space camp. And that's

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Speaker 1: why I'm calling local businesses such as yours to ask

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Speaker 1: for some money. Okay, you can't actually call corporate businesses

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Speaker 1: and just solicit them for money. Do you know that

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Speaker 1: I used like like ten dollars or like a dollar,

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Speaker 1: or like one hundred million dollars. Okay, any dollars would

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Speaker 1: be good. You mean, that's a ridiculous staff someone for

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Speaker 1: that kind of money. I was just joking about one

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Speaker 1: hundred million thing, like I pre you would pick up

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Speaker 1: on that sarcathem. I wasn't joke. I'm sorry, what did

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Speaker 1: you just say to me? I said that one hundred

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Speaker 1: million thing always like that was a joke, and I

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Speaker 1: wass like, figure, you're like an adult and you would

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Speaker 1: get it. But apparently you don't get sarcasm them at all.

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Speaker 1: So well, you should probably learn not to insult people

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Speaker 1: that you're trying to ask for money from. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I wouldn't have insulted you if you would have

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Speaker 1: got my joke. You can't just call people up and

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Speaker 1: ask them for money and then talk to them this way.

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Speaker 1: That's cool everything, But like one day when I grow

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Speaker 1: up and I'm not like having to work out a depot,

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Speaker 1: when I actually like have a real job, and the

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Speaker 1: kid calls for me and ask for money, I'll probably

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Speaker 1: give it to him. How dare you insult my job

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Speaker 1: like this? Who do you think? You're basically like just

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Speaker 1: to glorified like cash here? So you like your job

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Speaker 1: is about to be replacedul a computer anyway, and you're

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Speaker 1: probably a computer that's programmed by me. One day after

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Speaker 1: I go at space Chimney, Oh oh, you shaid you

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Speaker 1: cushing me? You said word you cut to me first? Youth.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm gonna I'm tell you. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: my parents and then you're gonna hear your whole copy

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna own your ass. Fine, tell your parents

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Speaker 1: to call me? Do you tell your parents to call me?

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Speaker 1: I'll tell them with a little raised Oh is this

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Speaker 1: the way you normally to talk to children, because you

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Speaker 1: shouldn't have any If that's the way you talk to

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Speaker 1: your kids, you don't call here again. Do you understand me, Hey,

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Speaker 1: who is this? Angela? Angela? Was my kid just on

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Speaker 1: the phone with You're giving you a hard time? Yes,

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Speaker 1: your son was extremely weird to me on the telephone.

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Speaker 1: I am sorry about that. Um. I heard him arguing

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Speaker 1: with somebody and I just grabbed the phone from him.

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Speaker 1: I thought maybe it was one of his friends from school,

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Speaker 1: or he just called up and started soliciting me for money. Oh,

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Speaker 1: the space camp thing, Yes, the space camp thing. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: where do you where's he call him? By the way,

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Speaker 1: where do you work? I work? Oologize. He's been calm

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Speaker 1: people all day long. He's not even going a space

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Speaker 1: camp either. Are you kidding me? He went on and

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Speaker 1: on about space camp thing and help you have any money?

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Speaker 1: And yeah, stop story about how his parents are broth.

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Speaker 1: He's out of control. I'm sorry. He know he doesn't

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Speaker 1: want money for space camp. He's got a huge coke

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Speaker 1: habit and we're trying to get him to stop. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's out of control. I mean he's all of our

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Speaker 1: table salt. The kids snorted all the table salt the

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Speaker 1: other day. That's how bad he wants it. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: appropriate I need to go. I don't, I don't, Hey, Angela, Angela,

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Speaker 1: what this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. He's kidding, No, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your sister Kate set you up. She said. She loves

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Speaker 1: hearing you get mad and it makes her laugh every

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Speaker 1: single time. It makes me laugh too. I'm stressful. I

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Speaker 1: enjoyed hearing you get mad too, So thank you. I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna get the shout of a fifteen year old

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