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Speaker 1: this week is yet another episode of Dino Wars, which
Speaker 1: means that we are going to read to.
Speaker 2: You podcasts from the future. That's right, we have been
Speaker 2: sent podcasts from Cool Zone Media twenty fifty five. That's
Speaker 2: thirty years in the future for those of you who
Speaker 2: are in the year twenty twenty five. But then if
Speaker 2: you're listening to this further in the future, it'll be closer.
Speaker 2: That's how numbers work, and time, which marsh is only forward. Anyway,
Speaker 2: here's the episode, Hello and welcome Nicoles on twenty fifty five,
Speaker 2: How to Survive the Dino Wars. I'm your host, Margaret Kiljoy,
Speaker 2: and this week we're bringing you something special. This week
Speaker 2: we're bringing you a report from across the Iron Curtain,
Speaker 2: from inside Nazi occupied Spain from the Catalonian Resistance. It's
Speaker 2: near impossible to get information in and out of curtained
Speaker 2: regions of the world, most of which are under permanent
Speaker 2: conditions of Vishnu shielding. This report then, like I just said,
Speaker 2: is something special. We received it on microfiche, one of
Speaker 2: those technologies that was extinct before I was born. But
Speaker 2: then again, we make use of a lot of technologies
Speaker 2: and animals that were extinct before any of us were born.
Speaker 2: This report was handwritten in code and then photographed and shrunk,
Speaker 2: then tied to the wing of a pigeon. That pigeon
Speaker 2: flew from Barcelona to Toulouse, where partisans recovered it, dkode
Speaker 2: it and then passed along part of it to cool
Speaker 2: Zone Media for us to read it to you. Well,
Speaker 2: there was a lot more information besides what I'll be reading,
Speaker 2: information about troop movements and all of that, but obviously
Speaker 2: that's not for public consumption. That information stayed in to
Speaker 2: lose where partisans are entrenched and holding back the Iberian
Speaker 2: Phalanx at great cost and with great valor. This, then,
Speaker 2: is a report from outside of Barcelona from our own
Speaker 2: anonymous correspondent. As you all are quite aware, cool Zone
Speaker 2: Media works with a number of anonymous correspondents. One of
Speaker 2: our dearest is a person who writes under the name
Speaker 2: Mix Bunny Face Murder. When spelled out of course it's
Speaker 2: just mix and then the bunny face emoji and then
Speaker 2: the dagger emoji. That's how you know they're a zoomer.
Speaker 2: For a while, Mixed Murder would read their own reports
Speaker 2: and we'd run it through a voice changer. But all
Speaker 2: of that changed two years ago when Nazi quantum computers
Speaker 2: starting to be able to decrypt that stuff, and three
Speaker 2: of my friends were killed. I mean a lot more
Speaker 2: than three people were killed, but you know, in a
Speaker 2: time of mass death, you sometimes focus on the ones
Speaker 2: closest to you. Anyway, All of this is to say
Speaker 2: that other hosts, those of us who aren't anonymous, have
Speaker 2: started voicing Mixed bunny Face Murder's work. Of course, one
Speaker 2: of us would have to voice it anyway, because you know,
Speaker 2: it showed up a microfiche, but that's besides the point.
Speaker 2: The show is, of course, more or less family friendly.
Speaker 2: If you want to hear the entire uncensored version of
Speaker 2: the report, with all of Mixed bunny Face Murder's usual
Speaker 2: sexual antics included, you'll have to check out our sister podcast,
Speaker 2: Under the Pants and under the Ground. That episode will
Speaker 2: be out soon. We're arguing in our signal chat right
Speaker 2: now about who gets to record the more explicit version
Speaker 2: of this tale. This report is titled in Bed with
Speaker 2: the Dreadnaughts sixteen weeks in a Catalonian camp, surrounded by
Speaker 2: hotties and brontos, and it's the first reporting any of
Speaker 2: us have gotten out of Eastern Spain in half a year.
Speaker 2: But first, before we get to that, there's one more
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Speaker 2: be escorted out immediately, so without further ado. Well, there
Speaker 2: will likely be further ADO during the ad breaks, but
Speaker 2: without immediate further ado. Here is my reading of the
Speaker 2: safe for work ish version of in Bed with the
Speaker 2: Dreadnoughts sixteen weeks in a Catalonian camp surrounded by hotties
Speaker 2: and brontos by mixed bunny face murder. According to the
Speaker 2: twenty fifty four report from Pew Pew Anti Fascist International Polling,
Speaker 2: the number one reason why people join in internationalist army
Speaker 2: or militia is to impress potential romantic or sexual partners
Speaker 2: twenty eight percent of people. This just edges out saving
Speaker 2: humanity from fashism at twenty seven percent, followed by to
Speaker 2: get out of the house twelve percent, and well, I
Speaker 2: was going to die soon anyway eleven percent. Other interesting
Speaker 2: reasons include personal revenge for the death of a loved
Speaker 2: one eight percent, for the glory of the new God
Speaker 2: Shalam Swartzbard point three percent for the glory of the
Speaker 2: old gods point six percent, and I want to know
Speaker 2: what it's like to kill someone point five percent. So
Speaker 2: how did I wind up in Catalonia, trapped behind the
Speaker 2: iron curtain? Wishing I'd known ahead of time that Catalonian
Speaker 2: is a different language than Spanish. Well, I was with
Speaker 2: the plurality. You see. I met this cute SIS girl
Speaker 2: last year when I was reporting on the Internationalist Science
Speaker 2: Convention in San Diego. And for any older listeners, we
Speaker 2: should be clear that I'm using CIS in the ironic
Speaker 2: sense developed by Jen Beans, where if you mark someone
Speaker 2: as SIS when you're actually implying that they might not
Speaker 2: be SIS, but without actually fully disclosing whether or not
Speaker 2: they're SIS or trans, because it's not your business. She
Speaker 2: was with the CNT, the anarcho Syndicalist Union with the
Speaker 2: cute red and Black hats, and she was presenting on
Speaker 2: the impact of sarrotergia like dinosaurs with flippers and shit
Speaker 2: that live in the water on the climate changed warm Mediterranean,
Speaker 2: which is what her doctorate was on. I figured I
Speaker 2: didn't have a chance in hell at impressing her by
Speaker 2: learning how to spell sarrogia and our emails. But maybe
Speaker 2: I could impress her by doing some reporting on the
Speaker 2: Catalonian Front, one of the hottest hot spots in the
Speaker 2: whole world. Three point five. So me and my mediocre
Speaker 2: Spanish packed ourselves into a troop transport carrying Maganesta forces
Speaker 2: from San Diego to Barcelona, and I landed into a
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Speaker 2: my reports on an Archo Syndicalis Catalonia on this show
Speaker 2: before back before the Iron Curtain fell over the Iberian Peninsula,
Speaker 2: or rather before that curtain extended all the way to
Speaker 2: the eastern coast. You've heard me talk about the black
Speaker 2: and red banners that are just fucking everywhere, hanging from
Speaker 2: every building like it's all the set piece for some
Speaker 2: old movie or something. You've heard me talk about the
Speaker 2: communal meals that are served around the clock for free
Speaker 2: to all comers in seized hotels, where people play music
Speaker 2: and the social life of the city takes place when
Speaker 2: it takes place inside. I showed up in the summer,
Speaker 2: and twenty fifty four was, of course the hottest year
Speaker 2: on record, which isn't a surprise since every year or
Speaker 2: two is the hottest year on record. But anyway, it
Speaker 2: was hot as hell, so most social life took place
Speaker 2: inside because the average day there was over forty degrees.
Speaker 2: That's one hundred and four to you heathens in America.
Speaker 2: You heard me talk about the arrogasaurs that wander the
Speaker 2: streets covered in red and black barting. The aragosaurus has
Speaker 2: become the de facto mascot of Spanish and arcosyndicalism. It's
Speaker 2: named after the province of Aragon, and why did they
Speaker 2: name their mascot after the province of Aragon. Well, all
Speaker 2: throughout the twenty forties, of course, the Iberian Peninsula was
Speaker 2: in revolt. Aragon, Catalonia, and the Bosque Country were, of course,
Speaker 2: three of the most powerful internationalist strongholds, and Aragon declared
Speaker 2: for an arcosyndicalism in twenty forty nine. Well. They also
Speaker 2: declared for it in twenty twenty nine, twenty thirty four,
Speaker 2: twenty thirty seven, twenty forty, twenty forty four, and twenty
Speaker 2: forty eight, But in twenty forty nine it stuck for
Speaker 2: a while. Catalonia and the Bosque Country rushed to follow,
Speaker 2: and the revolts spread. Aragon was also the first to
Speaker 2: fall when the Fascis took Aragon in twenty fifty two.
Speaker 2: They took it heart. Of the one point five million
Speaker 2: people living there, fully four one hundred thousand were killed,
Speaker 2: roughly two hundred thousand joined the fascist forces in another
Speaker 2: five hundred thousand fled to Catalonia. The Battle of Terragoza
Speaker 2: has captured the world's dark imagination, so much so that
Speaker 2: it gave the world a new style of art, the
Speaker 2: dark imagination or just let escura in Spanish. The Dark
Speaker 2: imagination is large scale, often many of the pieces are
Speaker 2: meters on the side. The focuses on the suffering of
Speaker 2: the living at the hands of the biospawn, often using
Speaker 2: the gray scale color scheme from Pablo Picasso's Guernica and
Speaker 2: mixing Cubism with realism. Usually either the primary subject is
Speaker 2: rendered in a Cubist style while the background is more realistic,
Speaker 2: or vice versa. The actual battle, the Battle of Terragoza,
Speaker 2: was quite simply one of the worst things that has
Speaker 2: happened in human history. There have been higher death counts,
Speaker 2: there's been greater malice, but Terragoza was the first city
Speaker 2: of its size to be torn asunder by half mad, screaming,
Speaker 2: tortured hybrid humans. It was the Iberian Phalanx that first
Speaker 2: weaponized biospahn built from humans, and the people of Terragoza
Speaker 2: who did not escape in time were hunted down and
Speaker 2: ripped apart limb from limb, turning the city into a
Speaker 2: surreal landscape of brick and bone. The C Andt's militia,
Speaker 2: bolstered by allies from every left of fascist political persuasion
Speaker 2: from France, Italy and Morocco performed heroically. Within hours of
Speaker 2: the initial onslaught, they shifted their focus from holding the
Speaker 2: city to defending the exodus of its population. Later, captured
Speaker 2: intelligence confirmed their suspicions. The fascists were not attempting to
Speaker 2: capture the city to rule it, nor even to exterminate
Speaker 2: its population. The fascists were attempting to capture the city
Speaker 2: in order to turn it into an open air research prison,
Speaker 2: to perform terrace experiments upon its people, to turn them
Speaker 2: into biospawn. General Alafonsa Bueneventura fell in the fighting in
Speaker 2: a live stream moment that will live forever in our minds,
Speaker 2: she with the rest of her polycule, covered the retreat
Speaker 2: of her soldiers. As the four lovers were swarmed by shriekers,
Speaker 2: She drew out a grenade and they all held hands.
Speaker 2: She shouted something as she pulled the pin. We don't
Speaker 2: know what she said, not really, it was lost to
Speaker 2: the din. Some people looking at her lips, thinks she
Speaker 2: shouted Viva Anarchia. Others believe it was Viva Aragon. You'll
Speaker 2: be shocked to know that people whose primary allegiance is
Speaker 2: to Anarcosyndicalism believe the former, while those who favor Aragonian
Speaker 2: independence as their primary concern believe it was the latter. Certainly,
Speaker 2: Alaphonsa believed in both causes, but Occam's Razor says that
Speaker 2: it was Viva Anarchia, and so it's people fled and
Speaker 2: aragon fell. Why was I telling you all of this?
Speaker 2: Oh right, the dinosaurs. The Aragonosaurus has been the mascot
Speaker 2: of the Iberian Revolution ever since, in memory of the
Speaker 2: wasteland that is now patrolled by fascists. If you ever
Speaker 2: want to flirt with a Spanish revolutionary a little too aggressively,
Speaker 2: just at the edge of actually insulting them, call the
Speaker 2: Aragonosaurus a brontosaurus. In English, we pretty much call anything
Speaker 2: with four legs and a tiny head and a long
Speaker 2: neck a bronto, But in Catalonia that's blasphemy. I spent
Speaker 2: months living in and reporting on Barcelona. The revolution had
Speaker 2: a sort of carnival air as social barriers broke down
Speaker 2: and everyone became friends, comrades, and lovers. I never saw
Speaker 2: my marine palaeontologist's friend again. Sadly, I've heard she's probably
Speaker 2: in Italy now continuing her research in a place not
Speaker 2: under such dire threat. The aquatic dinosaur support we get
Speaker 2: here even under blockade has certainly been essential, so I'm
Speaker 2: grateful to her, But that hasn't stopped me from well
Speaker 2: joining in the festivities, so to speak. For the first
Speaker 2: month or so I was there, I lived with a
Speaker 2: polycule of internationals and a building that was squatted even
Speaker 2: before property was collectivized in the city. I had some
Speaker 2: good times with them, but I'm not really built for
Speaker 2: polycule life. There are so many nights you don't want
Speaker 2: to play Warhammer forty k and I found myself out
Speaker 2: at the bars looking for something a bit more novel.
Speaker 2: But I bet Margaret wants to do a family friendly
Speaker 2: of this report. Yes, yes, I do, so. I won't
Speaker 2: get into too much detail about all of that just here,
Speaker 2: But what I bet Margaret does want to do is
Speaker 2: cynically transition to ads in the middle of this important
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Speaker 2: and we're back. During the day, I studied the anarcho
Speaker 2: syndicalist movement, and I talked to its organizers about lessons
Speaker 2: they've learned and what they wanted the rest of the
Speaker 2: world to know. If I survive all of this, I
Speaker 2: might turn that into a book. There's a big if
Speaker 2: there about the surviving all of this. Ever since the
Speaker 2: Phalanx took Aragon, the demons of Hell have been at
Speaker 2: our door. The Vishnu shields went up, and they've stayed
Speaker 2: up because force equalization favors the defender. The exodus or
Speaker 2: lepikina ritorata. The little retreat happened a couple months ago. Now.
Speaker 2: It was a beautiful action, performed perfectly. The Mediterranean was
Speaker 2: swarming with biospahn, horrid murrhman creatures and zombie sharks and
Speaker 2: just some of the worst things imaginable, Pleaseeosaur riders and
Speaker 2: the CNT Navy, alongside the decent sized chunk of the
Speaker 2: Irish Republican Navy, fought back the shrieking in the sea.
Speaker 2: Most citizens, even the non combatants, and what does that
Speaker 2: word even mean anymore. I'm a reporter and I carry
Speaker 2: an ar fifteen. Most people elected to stay Barcelona, they swear,
Speaker 2: will not become another Terragoza, considering a rather large chunk
Speaker 2: of people here themselves fled Terragoza or Aragon. More broadly,
Speaker 2: it's not an empty statement when they say that. But
Speaker 2: researchers and engineers fled, bringing with them a decent chunk
Speaker 2: of the cloning factories of the city, since those don't
Speaker 2: work under vish new conditions. And there are many, many
Speaker 2: people who rely on electricity for their work and their
Speaker 2: wartime contributions, or even the just their day to day
Speaker 2: physical health and survival. Tens of thousands of people loaded
Speaker 2: into boats and sailed off for it Italy, and we
Speaker 2: did not lose a single civilian boat or civilian Three
Speaker 2: Irish and five sea and te ships went down, but
Speaker 2: nearly every one of those sailors was rescued. There are
Speaker 2: seventeen martyred heroes of the little retreat. I watched the
Speaker 2: whole thing from the roof of a beachside motel, with
Speaker 2: the rest of the press relying on actual binoculars and
Speaker 2: telescopes instead of the drones I was used to using.
Speaker 2: The shrieking was overwhelming for hours until it wasn't until
Speaker 2: the sailors beat back the half living monsters of the sea,
Speaker 2: until the tide washed red. And I'm not being as
Speaker 2: hyperbolic here as you might imagine. The whole sea didn't
Speaker 2: change color, but blood and bodies washed up for weeks
Speaker 2: after the battle. The night of the battle, I took
Speaker 2: six of those Irish Republican sailors home with me to
Speaker 2: show them a little bit of syndicless hospitality. They drank
Speaker 2: in honor of their friend they had lost that day.
Speaker 2: Chuvaan was her name. I drank in honor of her too,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't alcohol that I wanted going down my throat.
Speaker 2: And then at this point, Mick's bunnyface murderer hand wrote
Speaker 2: the code for an eggplant emoji so that it too
Speaker 2: could be encrypted and then decrypted, even though it's an
Speaker 2: audio medium. I only managed to file one report after
Speaker 2: the Vishnu shield went up, a now peer reviewed preliminary
Speaker 2: study on the sexual cultural differences of Irish Republican volunteers
Speaker 2: and Catalonian and arcosyndicalists and the compatibilities of the two.
Speaker 2: I did a lot of research for that study, got
Speaker 2: a special chair to sit in the corner and observe
Speaker 2: my subjects and everything. I got that study out look
Speaker 2: forward in the Journal of Applied Sexuality. It should be
Speaker 2: out by the time that you read this. But that
Speaker 2: was it. The Iron curtain came down fast. The Falalaxi's
Speaker 2: naval blockade has proven impenetrable to any but the canniest
Speaker 2: of deep sea divers. The ar armies arrayed around us
Speaker 2: are far too great for the brave few soldiers who
Speaker 2: remain in Catalonia. So far we've repelled every attack, but
Speaker 2: Catalonia is a land under siege. It will not survive
Speaker 2: without international support. We desperately need someone, anyone, to attack
Speaker 2: fascist Spain while they are busy with us. Most of
Speaker 2: the fighting isn't in Barcelona. Sure, occasionally a terror unit
Speaker 2: of the enemy will sneak in some zombies or some
Speaker 2: terrible biospawn monsters, but the population here is armed and organized,
Speaker 2: so those biospawn are neutralized quickly before they can do
Speaker 2: too much damage to people or morale. Most of the
Speaker 2: fighting is in the countryside. I decided to embed myself
Speaker 2: with an international unit of mostly American and British stegosaurus
Speaker 2: riders who call themselves the thag Hags, after the phagamizer,
Speaker 2: the spiky bit at the end of a stegosaurus's tail.
Speaker 2: They are led by Captain Simmons, a black British chap
Speaker 2: who has taken to wearing a pith helmet ironically and
Speaker 2: smoking a pipe earnestly. He's truly a wonderful man and
Speaker 2: monogamously married before anyone asks, who cares deeply about the
Speaker 2: people under his command, and even more about the stegosaurs.
Speaker 2: We rode off to the front under a hail of
Speaker 2: confetti and flowers. I cried, look, lots of stuff make
Speaker 2: me cry. I cried writing about that polycule clutching the grenade,
Speaker 2: yelling something or other with their last words. I cried
Speaker 2: watching the battle as people fled the city. I even
Speaker 2: cried during the festivities after the battle. The thag Hags
Speaker 2: number only two hundred people and eighty seven stagosaurs, but
Speaker 2: there were eight thousand of us marching out of the
Speaker 2: city that day to the front. Many of the Irish
Speaker 2: Republican Volunteers were there with us, as were a thousand
Speaker 2: pan Affanists who'd been defending the city for years at
Speaker 2: that point and had been preparing to head home but
Speaker 2: have been trapped by the Iron Curtain. There was also, curiously,
Speaker 2: a unit of Dreadnoughts. I don't know if you've covered
Speaker 2: them on the show before. I haven't been able to
Speaker 2: listen for a while now. I'm sorry about that, but
Speaker 2: they're this unit with a rather unique selling point. They
Speaker 2: boast the highest mortality rate of any unit in the
Speaker 2: Internationalist forces. Their recruitment materials proudly declare that the average
Speaker 2: Dreadnought dies in their second engagement. They marched in their
Speaker 2: medieval armor beside or astride their massive war soars. It
Speaker 2: was strange to be in their company. They're like a
Speaker 2: walking Memento Morii. I determined that once we got to
Speaker 2: the front I would get to know some of them
Speaker 2: a little bit better. There's something incredibly seductive about death
Speaker 2: and about those who straddle the line between life and death.
Speaker 2: I don't really know if in French they actually call
Speaker 2: orgasms little deaths, but if they do, it makes sense
Speaker 2: to me. So we marched out of the city, out
Speaker 2: to the camp at the place. I can't tell you,
Speaker 2: and I can't tell you how long it took us
Speaker 2: to get there, but eventually we got there. We got
Speaker 2: to the front. As for what I saw while I
Speaker 2: was there, the audience is going to have to wait
Speaker 2: another week unless Cool Zone Media has changed its schedule
Speaker 2: since I've been gone. And that's it for part one
Speaker 2: of In Bed with the Dreadnoughts by Mixed Bunny Face Murder.
Speaker 2: We'll be back with more of it next week, Okay,
Speaker 2: Margaret in twenty twenty five. Here just letting you know
Speaker 2: that if you like my writing, you might like my
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Speaker 2: January nineteenth, twenty twenty five, the day it comes out,
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