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Speaker 1: We are sitting at number five for top comedy podcast

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Speaker 2: Yes, you guys are the best. Yeah, just made me

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Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, I'm just saying.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, knowing you, it's going to be the

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Speaker 4: Break it so it does explode, you know, like that's

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Speaker 5: Broke, I know your son's birthday is coming up this

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Speaker 2: Will you give me anxiety? It's like, why did I

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Speaker 1: You don't understand what it's like from the holidays straight

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Speaker 2: Oh, it is exhausting. He doesn't even know what to

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Speaker 5: I know it's your your kid's birthday, but don't you

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Speaker 5: think you should spend a tiny amount of energy focusing

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Speaker 5: Mary. I only bring it up because a new study

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Speaker 5: feel stuck on Valentine's Day, pretending that they're thrilled about

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Speaker 5: question to you this morning, Brook. Has your husband ever

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Speaker 1: Well, we don't do gifts on Valentine's Day. We do

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Speaker 6: Okay, you guys don't do actual gifts. Dinner is the gift.

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Speaker 2: The experience is a game, not necessarily dinner.

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Speaker 1: We have done all sorts of things, concerts, we've done

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Speaker 2: Rock climbing thing one year.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it sounds like yes, Wow, he definitely faked it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I'm paying too. Thank you for the opportunity. Uck

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Speaker 5: whatever you want to tell yourself. That's fine, Brooke. But

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Speaker 5: maybe this Valentine's Day you could put a little effort

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Speaker 5: one of the more unique gifts for men out there

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Speaker 5: is beef jerky and bacon bouquets. I've seen and I

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Speaker 2: He would talk about how he has high cholesterol and

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Speaker 5: make this a cupid stay to remember. Jake, you know

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Speaker 7: Back in nineteen twenty nine, a spinach chomping sailor named

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Speaker 2: You know, I love those skinny men.

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Speaker 5: Spinach with one eye open.

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Speaker 7: Of course, this was the last animated cartoon character that

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Speaker 2: No, I have no idea. It hasn't been around for forever.

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Speaker 1: But like sixties, forever, seventies, forever, everything seems like forever

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Speaker 7: I'm just so young and naive.

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Speaker 2: Let's go on the seventies. Who's why not?

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Speaker 7: Alexi said, the Simpsons came out in the seventies. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 7: after her seventies Simpsons guests. Let's go over to brook

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Speaker 7: Brook a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 2: Please, let's go seventeen seventeen.

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Speaker 7: Brook your animated series is a futuristic family with flying cars,

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Speaker 7: robot maids, and space age Shenanigans. The Jetson name.

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Speaker 2: That decade, George Jetson, l Roy, Did you have.

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Speaker 5: The hots for both of them too? No?

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Speaker 7: People in the Past is so dumb. Jose, it's your turn, okay,

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Speaker 7: number please, number twelve, Number twelve, Jose, your animated TV

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Speaker 7: show is Family Guy, A dysfunctional families, outrageous antics and

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Speaker 7: co hog. Please give me the decade of its debut.

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Speaker 5: I think it got canceled after season three.

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Speaker 5: I want to go off of their clothing to be

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Speaker 7: Jose went with the nineties. That is that is correct.

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Speaker 7: Family Guy came out in nineteen ninety nine. I love

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Speaker 7: the project, jeff I agree about the clothing characters should

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Speaker 10: So it is.

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Speaker 2: The Simpsons.

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Speaker 7: Bottom. Jose, got that right. We're over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Now I need a number number six six.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey, your animated show is Avatar, The Last Airbender, a

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Speaker 7: What decade did that come out?

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Speaker 5: like the two thousands, Jeffrey said, the two.

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Speaker 7: Thousands, that is, That is correct, Jeff, two thousand and

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Speaker 7: five is when avatars came out.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we're onto the next round, Jose and Jeff you're

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Speaker 7: Oh you get this right, you win? You get it wrong?

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey wins. No, no, no, okay with four number four. Jose,

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Speaker 7: your animated show is Scooby Doo Where are You? It's

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Speaker 9: What we were just talking about was the theme and

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Speaker 2: It's the only one that gives you that right.

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Speaker 9: Very young kids in the late sixties, the young whipper snappers,

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Speaker 6: We're starting to wear that crap.

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Speaker 7: that's correct, Jose, right on the fringe, nineteen sixty nine.

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Speaker 7: Jose has one Today's edition.

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Speaker 5: Twenties.

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Speaker 6: I know my cartoons, guys.

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Speaker 5: So Jose gets to choose who gets shocked while singing

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Speaker 6: Go alexis for disrespecting the Simpson.

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Speaker 7: When we're a head?

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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: How addicted are gen Z to texting? It's Brook and

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I text Ashley all day?

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Speaker 5: Sometimes it goes against everything inside of their being. So

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Speaker 5: a few years ago. Fifty three year old woman matched

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Speaker 6: Oh how lucky.

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Speaker 1: Wow, my god, I love when I find Brad Pitt online.

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Speaker 5: Super lucky. Now you're gonna be surprised to find this out.

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Speaker 2: But I thought she was gonna date George CLOONEYA.

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Speaker 5: At first, the scammer pretended to be Brad's mom and

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Speaker 1: If Jeffrey ever got that famous, his mom would definitely

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Speaker 5: The victim then received messages and ai photos from fake

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Speaker 6: I mean, I guess, but if it's Brad Pitt, why

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Speaker 5: Fortunately that plan didn't quite work, so fake Brad tried

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Speaker 1: That's not public information necessarily insurance company. Yeah, and he

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Speaker 6: There's one hundred million in the touching.

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Speaker 5: Unclear if the scammer was ever caught, but the French

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Speaker 5: It's your stories. Out of England, an Italian restaurant just

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Speaker 5: For example, their pepperoni costs fifteen bucks, but their Hawaiian

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Speaker 5: one hundred and twenty dollars. They dare you to order it.

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Speaker 6: It's such a flex imagine somebody why.

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Speaker 14: It is so good, Ryan Pizza dipped it.

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Speaker 5: even more. Yes, fifty. This next laser story is out

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Speaker 5: of Michigan. Twenty five year old woman named Emily Hickocks

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so what was Emily left with? Some dumb old

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Speaker 5: scratch lottery tickets? Oh? No, five hundred thousand dollars later,

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Speaker 8: Year in the game, right in front of her dad.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what she should have sweed while he's at

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Speaker 5: Well, actually, the story is she thought it was only

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Speaker 5: She said she's going to buy a new car, invest

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Speaker 2: Well faily except for dad.

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Speaker 5: She added that even though she's only twenty five years old,

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Speaker 6: Well, maybe you know what she does with it.

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Speaker 5: This next laser stories out of career World. The best

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Speaker 5: job of twenty twenty five, according to a new report,

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Speaker 5: It's veterinarian.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: According to the research, it's all thanks to gen z

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Speaker 4: The reason friends that I don't know that they're the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm keeping them in business.

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Speaker 5: They found that the younger generations are raising fur babies

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Speaker 2: Looks like your roommate is there. Well, no, she's got

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Speaker 2: Yeah in ten years, looks like fine drinks.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it is good job security too, So a lot

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Speaker 5: of good things with that career. I know one guy

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Speaker 5: I don't think not because he needs it.

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Speaker 2: He just likes it.

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Speaker 5: Right, He's probably a little bit too much and that's

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Speaker 5: the day, we'll do it again, same time on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Certain things in life you can just never forgive. Like

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Speaker 5: when my grandpa passed away and in his will he

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Speaker 6: You kidding me?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: That place only has three ocean facing balconies and one

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Speaker 5: Absolutely not unforgivable. But shockingly, that's not the worst thing

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Speaker 2: It's hard to imagine it gets worse than that.

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Speaker 5: Believe it, you're gonna hear it coming up right after this.

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Speaker 5: Working with Brooke every day has been a really good

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Speaker 5: reminder that it's never too early to start making your.

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Speaker 14: Will's Jeffrey in the morning, pasted death.

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Speaker 5: Jeff already insulted for you love that young spirit you got, Brookes,

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Speaker 5: you enjoy that. But that's what wills. It's the great

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Speaker 5: It's great and sometimes the request can get real weird,

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Speaker 5: the strangest things they remember somebody putting down in their will,

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Speaker 5: like this one. One lady wanted her small dog to

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Speaker 2: That is starting with the sad brook.

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Speaker 5: You have the same claws in yours with your husband,

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Speaker 2: And that talk was only three years old. I swear

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Speaker 5: One person listed their funeral wishes and their will, saying

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I like that.

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Speaker 5: That's a fun one, speaking.

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Speaker 2: Up on grave robbers even after you're dead. Yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 5: And now this one wasn't written by a lawyer, but

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Speaker 5: it says, my vindictive grandmother left my aunt twenty dollars

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Speaker 2: Dude, those are the type of grudges my mom holds.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, never let it go. Yeah, if you're just joining us,

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Speaker 5: the weirdest things that people have ever put down in

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Speaker 5: their wills. This one says one of my clients left

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Speaker 5: their child a giant Ferbie collection consisting of ninety different

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Speaker 5: Ferbie models from the late nineties creeping. They were convinced

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Speaker 5: Another one says I had a client who wanted her

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Speaker 5: ashes spread inside of the fish tank at a specific

451
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Speaker 5: Chinese restaurant in downtown Denver where she had met her

452
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Speaker 5: first husband.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate it wasn't the last husband.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Imagine walking in for food and they're like, oh, we

456
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Speaker 9: have a ten minute way, there's a family by the

457
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Speaker 9: fish bowl.

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Speaker 1: I think that you just kind of do it all aside,

459
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Speaker 1: my dad has told me multiple times that he wants

460
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Speaker 1: some of his ashes put down the toilet because that's

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Speaker 1: where he spends most of his time.

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Speaker 2: He was in the bathroom and he feels like it's appropriate.

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Speaker 5: That is sweet.

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Speaker 2: Also, his grandpa name is Poopy, So it all worked.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to go to that.

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Speaker 5: The more I learned about. Another says, I'm not a lawyer,

467
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Speaker 5: but my grandfather saved his kidney stone just so he

468
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Speaker 5: could leave it to my cousin. After days, they never

469
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Speaker 5: really got along.

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Speaker 2: The cousin. I guess it would have been weirder if

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Speaker 2: the cousin wanted it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but I could probably finish that necklace I was making.

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Speaker 5: From different members of the family.

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Speaker 12: All when you're.

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Speaker 5: If you've survived just far into the segment and you

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Speaker 5: need a reminder, We found this survey which asked people

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Speaker 5: to share the weirdest things people ever put down in

478
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Speaker 5: their wills. This one says, my favorite one ever was

479
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Speaker 5: a wealthy man who left the bulk of his multi

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Speaker 5: million dollar estate to whatever Toronto area woman had the

481
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Speaker 5: most children at the time of his passing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, awesome, I love it.

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Speaker 5: He says. I recall the winner had ten kids and

484
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Speaker 5: afterwards they actually moved into his mansion.

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Speaker 2: That's actually amazing.

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Speaker 5: And this one says, my grandpa left each of his

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Speaker 5: twelve grandkids one toblerone chocolate bar, which he had purchased

488
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Speaker 5: on a trip he took to Switzerland back in nineteen

489
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Speaker 5: ninety three. He'd been storing them in his attic for

490
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Speaker 5: over twenty five years and decided we should eat them,

491
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Speaker 5: or he's kill you.

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Speaker 15: You can join them.

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Speaker 5: Just the chalkiest bars of chocolate.

494
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Speaker 2: You're crying while you eat it. Yeah, it's like.

495
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Speaker 5: The tears moisten them back.

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Speaker 2: It's a family bonding.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. There's a few more here from the wills. One

499
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Speaker 5: says somebody wanted to leave their sibling the entire contents

500
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Speaker 5: of their kitchen trash can at the time of their pass.

501
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Speaker 5: I guess they didn't get along very well because I

502
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Speaker 5: couldn't tell if it was meant as a joke or

503
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Speaker 5: if they just really hated them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go really hated them.

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Speaker 5: It seems to be a really common threat. I didn't

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Speaker 5: realize that wills could be used as such, like a

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Speaker 5: means of revenge.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I come from a family where there is a wills

510
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Speaker 1: necessarily because there's never been any money to leave anyone. Yeah,

511
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Speaker 1: so what we've done, Like at my grandparents' house, you

512
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Speaker 1: would just write your name on masking tape and put

513
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Speaker 1: it on the back of something that you wanted, and

514
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Speaker 1: you just hope that you're the first masking tape on there.

515
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Speaker 1: If you're the second, you get second DIBs. If they don't,

516
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Speaker 1: If the other person passes. It's how we got my

517
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Speaker 1: grandfather's piano.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, my law was.

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Speaker 2: The third name, but nobody else wanted to move it. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Can I just imagine Brooks family wills are so like

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Speaker 5: confusing because it's like, I want my sister cousin grandma

522
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Speaker 5: to get this, and my brother father daughter to get this.

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Speaker 1: Nothing written down, jeff No wills, just masking tape I do.

524
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Speaker 5: And finally, this one says, my mom put in her

525
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Speaker 5: will that if she died under suspicious circumstances, my sister

526
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Speaker 5: and I were not to be left anything. What she

527
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Speaker 5: watched a lot of true crime shows and I guess

528
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Speaker 5: didn't trust us.

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Speaker 10: What are you kill me?

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to watch? I bet the kids are hoping

531
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Speaker 2: she dies of natural causes.

532
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Speaker 5: Those were the weirdest things that people ever put into

533
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Speaker 5: their wills. We got your phone tap coming.

534
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Speaker 3: Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

535
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Speaker 5: Recently, we got an email from a guy who was

536
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 5: beside himself when we learned that his buddy still goes

537
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Speaker 5: to the library to rent DVDs.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is not funny? Is funny?

539
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Speaker 5: There are a lot of hahas and he he's with

540
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Speaker 5: mocking tones surrounding it when he learned that.

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Speaker 2: But you wouldn't believe the choices that they have. I

542
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Speaker 2: don't think I would believe that deep catalog.

543
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 5: He even told us one specific DVD his friend rented

544
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Speaker 5: that was going to be late, so we took advantage

545
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Speaker 5: of what was on it and brought back our good

546
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Speaker 5: friend Clover ex British Black Ops to call him out

547
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Speaker 5: in your phone tap right now.

548
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Speaker 3: It's another.

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Speaker 13: Hello, you're night. What Hice said? You're late? Tick late

550
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Speaker 13: talk tick talk.

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Speaker 11: I think you have the wrong number.

552
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 13: Oh, I believe I have the right number. Is this Andy?

553
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 11: Yeah it is?

554
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 13: That's you?

555
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 5: Correct?

556
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 11: Who is this?

557
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 13: The name is Frank, But my mates call me Clover.

558
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 13: Take Clover, Yeah, Clover, because I'm lucky to be alive.

559
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 13: What what you clearly haven't figured out yet is that

560
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Speaker 13: I work at the library. You tend to frequent are you?

561
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Speaker 11: You're an employee at the.

562
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Speaker 13: Library affirmative and my system says you read the DVD

563
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 13: Italian Job from us recently, and according to my watch,

564
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Speaker 13: it's precisely three minutes late.

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Speaker 11: Two minutes. Come on, are you kidding me?

566
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Speaker 13: I'm serious as a doorknob, I.

567
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Speaker 11: Don't know what that means. But I finally return it today.

568
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Speaker 13: You say that, and I'd like to believe you. But

569
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Speaker 13: what I'm wondering is why holding on to it so long?

570
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Speaker 13: What's the motive.

571
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Speaker 11: There's no motive.

572
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 13: It's just late, conveniently late, almost like it was planned.

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Speaker 11: I just haven't watched it yet. I'm gonna watch it

574
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Speaker 11: right now.

575
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Speaker 13: You haven't watched it. But before you were gonna return.

576
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Speaker 11: It, I was always going to return it. I just

577
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 11: I just still need to watch it. Today's my day off.

578
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Speaker 13: Look, mate, I've been in this industry for a long time.

579
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Speaker 13: No one's trolling a video shop for entertainment anymore, not

580
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Speaker 13: unless their Telly's been nicked.

581
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Speaker 11: Is it supposed to mean something? I don't even know

582
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Speaker 11: what that means.

583
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 13: It means tell me what you're planning.

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Speaker 11: There's no plan, it's just late. There's a fine. I'll

585
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 11: pay it, Okay, look at that.

586
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 13: Huh. If there's a fine, you'll pay it. Suddenly the

587
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Speaker 13: library uses flash with money right after renting a heist movie.

588
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 13: I wonder how that happened.

589
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Speaker 11: Huh to your saying, because I've rented the Italian Job,

590
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 11: I'm planning my own heist.

591
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 13: Listen, mate, wasn't always knee deep and overdue books and

592
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 13: dusty encyclopedias bark in the day before my so called retirement,

593
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 13: one was involved with spooks, shadows, syncret briefcases, all of that.

594
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 13: So one can smell a rat from a Marlo whine.

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00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 11: Okay, man, I've never stolen anything in my life.

596
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 13: You're saying you've never stolen anything before.

597
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 11: Never, I promise, I'm saying never.

598
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Speaker 13: Well, you're missing out. If you do it right. It's

599
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 13: a bloody symphony of chaos, every note playing the perfection.

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Speaker 11: What are you talking about?

601
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 13: Ghosts in the wind, slipping through locks like whispers while

602
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 13: insurgents are closing from every angle.

603
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 11: Listen, man, I don't know what you're doing with your

604
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 11: weird threatening voice.

605
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 13: But I here about that, just reminiscing for a minue

606
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Speaker 13: in my head when I was doing recon on a

607
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 13: high profile warlord in Mozambique. Anyway, Well, will we Oh, yes,

608
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 13: your davy day is now late by six minutes. Talk.

609
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 11: Hey, look, I'm coming in. Just get off my back falling.

610
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 13: I'll stand down. Your friend Tucker, won't Hey set you

611
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 13: up with his prank phone call, and he says he'll

612
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 13: never stand down.

613
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Speaker 5: Tucker.

614
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 13: Yeah, Tucker, or as my regular boys to call him

615
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 13: Tucker because this is actually Jose from.

616
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Speaker 9: The radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and

617
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Speaker 9: we're doing a phone tap on you.

618
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Speaker 11: Man.

619
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 6: Oh, your buddy, Tucker says he makes fun of you

620
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 6: all the time for running DVDs from the library.

621
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Speaker 13: You're like the only person he knows that does that.

622
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Speaker 7: He does.

623
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Speaker 11: I really thought the weirdo on the phone we thought

624
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Speaker 11: I was planning at height.

625
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 13: Sounds like you're looking for some extra muscle for the job.

626
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Speaker 11: Man.

627
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 13: No, alight find me in a ventilation shot at a

628
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Speaker 13: library in fifty minutes. I'll be waiting for your signal.

629
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 13: The signal is kucka bar and left the hen.

630
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 11: Okay, I'll wear my span X bodysuit perfect.

631
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Speaker 6: Oh, don't forget the DVD though.

632
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Speaker 3: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

633
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Speaker 3: on the twenties Broaking Chef in the morning.

634
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 5: I would say most of our listening audience has never

635
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 5: been personally involved in a second date update.

636
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Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. Yeah, oh my god, I bet it's

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Speaker 2: zero point zero five percent.

638
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 6: You have millions of listeners.

639
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 5: Most people probably haven't emailed the show and haven't had

640
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 5: to speak to our producer, thank god. But let's say

641
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 5: you reach out to us and you get selected to

642
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 5: do one of these with us. The bare minimum that

643
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 5: we ask is tell us the full story and just

644
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 5: pay attention during the call. Oh yeah, just focus for

645
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 5: a few minutes while we try to help you.

646
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 6: You should have to say that.

647
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 2: Though they're wanting to hear, demanded.

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Speaker 5: Jeff, I think I wouldn't have to say it, but

649
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Speaker 5: that did not happen today. I think maybe it's the

650
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 5: first time we've ever had to deal with the situation

651
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 5: like this. You're gonna hear it in your brand new

652
00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 5: second date update right after this second data updated, even

653
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 5: though we already have one in our midst. I'm told

654
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 5: we are not allowed to say the famous words tell

655
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 5: me a joke, funny guy. Oh yeah, that's never fun

656
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 5: because on the phone we've got a stand up comedian.

657
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Speaker 2: Heydes.

658
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 5: I don't say that to all the stand up comics

659
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 5: that you meet.

660
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 2: I've never uttered that sentence in my life.

661
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,479
Speaker 6: You get it.

662
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 2: Tell me a joke, funny guy, Yeah.

663
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 5: Tell me a joke, funny guy.

664
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 6: So it's like you're a comedian, tell me a joke.

665
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 6: I'm like, you tell me we're good somewhere. I'm not

666
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Speaker 6: gonna be like, make me a sandwich.

667
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Speaker 3: Ye.

668
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 5: I don't know how it works, but let's ask the

669
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Speaker 5: actual stand up comic who's on the phone right now

670
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 5: to get a little bit of help. His name is Darren. Darren,

671
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 5: welcome the show.

672
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 10: Hey, how's you going?

673
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Speaker 2: Hey? Hey, you're hilarious?

674
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Speaker 10: You like that?

675
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 3: Oh?

676
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 5: That was good?

677
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 2: I liked it. I liked it a lot.

678
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 5: Darren. How long have you been doing the stand up

679
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 5: comedy thing?

680
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 11: What?

681
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 5: What's your goals?

682
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 10: I've been doing stand up comedy for about ten years now,

683
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 10: and my goal is just to make people laugh. I

684
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 10: like to let people just escape from their reality for

685
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 10: a little while.

686
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 5: The opposite of our show.

687
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 6: Like minded brother. Good luck out there, man, Yeah, better

688
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 6: than me? What am I saying?

689
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who are we calling today?

690
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 5: You met a girl recently?

691
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 11: Yeah?

692
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 10: I actually met her at a stand up show.

693
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: Oh shocking?

694
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 5: Oh wow.

695
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: There's always girls hanging out at the end of every

696
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: comedy show waiting to meet the comedian, right because there's

697
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: nothing sexier than a guy or a person that can

698
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: make you laugh.

699
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 6: Was she a groopy bro.

700
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,479
Speaker 10: I mean a lot of these girls are kind of

701
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 10: on the sleezy side, but this was a classy girl though,

702
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 10: So she was a rare breed.

703
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 11: Wow.

704
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 5: What's this classy girl's name?

705
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 11: Aaron?

706
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 2: Okay?

707
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 5: And so Darren and Aaron okay.

708
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny. Think about that.

709
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 5: That makes your celebrity nickname really easy. Then it's Darren.

710
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 5: That's great.

711
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 2: So what was it like. Did you strike up conversation

712
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: first or did she approach you?

713
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 13: Yeah?

714
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 10: I had seen her around at a few different shows,

715
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 10: but I hadn't really talk to her, and she saw

716
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 10: me do my act and she came up to me

717
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 10: and told me I was funny, And that was the

718
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 10: first time I actually asked her out. But at that

719
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 10: point she told me she doesn't date comics.

720
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 2: Oh that's a smart, smart choice.

721
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 6: It is a smart Yeah.

722
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 5: How did you respond to that?

723
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: Well?

724
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 10: I told her that's fine because I worked construction.

725
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 2: Okay, that was good, laugh for sure.

726
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 10: Yeah, she thought that was funny. And so I finally

727
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 10: I get her to want to go out with me.

728
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 10: And I don't want to take her to a bar though,

729
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 10: you know, I want to take her somewhere nice.

730
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, Okay, that's almost like just taking her another

731
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 9: comedy club.

732
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 6: Comedy clubs is a huge.

733
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: Bar is great, but.

734
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like taking it's like taking them to work. Yeah,

735
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 5: you don't want to go to your own work?

736
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 6: Okay, somewhere nice, would you do?

737
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 11: So?

738
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 10: I booked this city bus tour just like goes around

739
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 10: the city.

740
00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 7: Okay.

741
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 8: The bus is the two story yeah.

742
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 2: Or they have the ones that can go in the water.

743
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 5: Darren, no offense. I thought you were saying that you

744
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 5: were classing it up. City bus tour doesn't come to

745
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,760
Speaker 5: mind when I think.

746
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 8: It's got up upper deck.

747
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,720
Speaker 5: It's a British bus.

748
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 10: But this is a very classy.

749
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like one of your comedian friends

750
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: is the tour guide?

751
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, Corner, I didn't even know who was doing the joke,

752
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 12: so it was just like some guy doing all kinds

753
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 12: of corny stuff and yeah, fun impressed.

754
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 2: That's kind of a funny date, Like you get to see.

755
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: The whole city. You know, a lot of time to

756
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: talk and things to talk about.

757
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 5: How was it? How did it go?

758
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 10: It went good? It was going good at first. You know,

759
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 10: we're going to all these cool places, We're seeing all

760
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 10: these different sites. Yeah, but then I thought it would

761
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 10: be funny to get off the bus right before it

762
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 10: left for the next stop.

763
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 2: Wait what wait wait her?

764
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: You mean like, oh, we're gonna get off the bus

765
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: and go get a drink.

766
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 10: No, she was still on the butt.

767
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 2: Were you laughing as the bus pulled away with her?

768
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 16: What?

769
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 8: She says?

770
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 4: She doesn't want any data comic this is what?

771
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true. You think you're funny and you're not

772
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:17,720
Speaker 6: being funny.

773
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 10: No, it was kind of funny when I pretended to

774
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 10: run after it.

775
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 2: My god, what did her face look like?

776
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 6: Was pretending?

777
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 5: You're probably smaller imagining it.

778
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 10: She was definitely surprised, and she had to wait for me,

779
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 10: like at the next stop, and she wasn't thrilled about that.

780
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 2: Did you tell her it was a joke or did

781
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 2: you say, oh my god?

782
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 10: No, I did tell her it was a joke. I

783
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 10: thought it was funny, but I ended up having to apologize.

784
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 5: I felt that she didn't laugh.

785
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 10: No, she did not think it was funny.

786
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:46,720
Speaker 2: So funny.

787
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 5: Usually when you explained the joke afterwards, they really burst

788
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 5: into laughter.

789
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 6: I just mentioned the thought of this gave her the ick.

790
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 5: Do you think you gave her?

791
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 11: No?

792
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 4: Not that watching a man chase a bus exactly.

793
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 2: That was so specific.

794
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,439
Speaker 10: I don't know if bad did it, but I don't

795
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 10: usually run, so it could have.

796
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 6: I've seen some dudes that are like, why are you

797
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 6: like that?

798
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 5: Maybe the unattractive running thing do a lexus thing?

799
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 1: Though, since it was a hop on, hop off bus,

800
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: did you were you able to get it back on track,

801
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: like go take her finally to dinner or a drink?

802
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 11: No?

803
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 10: Not really. We didn't end up doing anything afterwards. I

804
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 10: was kind of thinking maybe we should have just gone

805
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 10: to a bar.

806
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: Idea.

807
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:34,959
Speaker 5: It's your home, it's your safe place.

808
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, and also you're like, at least a second date,

809
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 9: I'll do that, But here we are, huh okay, So

810
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 9: that was how it ended.

811
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I liked her. She was nice, she

812
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 10: was very smart. She was not like a lot of

813
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 10: the other girls in the comedy scene.

814
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 5: So how long has it been since you and Aaron

815
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 5: hung out?

816
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 10: It's been like three weeks now.

817
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: Have you heard from her at all or seen her

818
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: at the club, because it sounds like she was going.

819
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 2: To the comedy club.

820
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 10: She hasn't been around lately, so I haven't seen her.

821
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 5: Oh God, scared her right out of the entire comedy scene.

822
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 6: Laugh watching.

823
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 5: Well, maybe we can cheer her up and hopefully get

824
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 5: her to agree to another date with you when we

825
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,439
Speaker 5: come back and do your second date update right after

826
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 5: this second date update. Quick recap if you're just joining us.

827
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 5: We got Darren on the phone, who's a stand up

828
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 5: comedian and convinced a girl at one of his shows

829
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 5: to go out on a date with him, even though

830
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 5: she said she doesn't date sleazy comics. Shen't say, well,

831
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 5: that's implied. Oh, so Darren took her on a classy

832
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 5: date on a public bus tour, yeah, where they learned

833
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 5: about museums and landmarks and bridges, all the sexy stuff.

834
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: Technically it's a private company that runs those Jeff the tours.

835
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 5: Yes, well, just so you know, thank you for that.

836
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 9: Foot was a bus in the city.

837
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 5: Excuse me, but yeah, it was a hop on, hop

838
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 5: off bus, so he thought it'd be funny to hop

839
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 5: off without her. And now weeks later he's still trying

840
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 5: to recover and get himself another dates. So that's where

841
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 5: we're at.

842
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 2: If people missed the first part. He did meet back

843
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 2: up with her that night. It felt like that was

844
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 2: the last time he saw her.

845
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: Yes, how do you feel about that whole revisit of

846
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: your date there, Darren Darren?

847
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 10: Oh sorry, what's that?

848
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 2: That revisit of your date there?

849
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 16: Darren?

850
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 13: Uh?

851
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 10: You know I thought it was okay. I mean the

852
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 10: part where I got off the bus obviously wasn't the

853
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 10: best idea, but overall I didn't think it was that okay.

854
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 6: Listen, obviously you're a top tier comedian.

855
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 5: The bust thing is hilarious.

856
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 13: If this girl doesn't have a good sense of humor,

857
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 13: do you really want a date anyways?

858
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 11: Bro, that's true.

859
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:50,919
Speaker 10: That's a good point.

860
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 5: I got your back.

861
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 4: I got maybe the problem with the mindset of.

862
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,479
Speaker 5: I think we're gonna watch a movie and Will Ferrell

863
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 5: is going to be chasing after like a city bus

864
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 5: one day. We're all going to be like Darren Darren

865
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 5: called this the Kevin.

866
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: Hart movie city Bus Tour, Heartthrob. We think we'll.

867
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 5: That's a good point. We're not hot, we're just let's

868
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 5: just talk to your date, Aaron. We'll see if she

869
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 5: answers and hopefully get an explanation for why she hasn't

870
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 5: talked to you in three weeks.

871
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 4: It's a long time.

872
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 5: Good luck to you too.

873
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 2: Many You guys, it's break a leg.

874
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 10: I mean they say break a leg because you hope

875
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 10: to get casts.

876
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 5: It's an acting thing, not a stand up comedy stage thing.

877
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 9: If he's auditioning for sn L, then it's break a leg.

878
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 5: All right, Well we're going to break a body part

879
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 5: and we're gonna call her in.

880
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 6: Here here were.

881
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 11: Hello?

882
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 10: Hey?

883
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 5: Is this Aaron?

884
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 11: Is this she?

885
00:40:59,400 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 7: Hey?

886
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 5: And you're on the radio right now with a show

887
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 5: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

888
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

889
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 11: What's what's going on?

890
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 5: We're doing a segment called a second Date Update. It's

891
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 5: a very unfunny segment that we do because we heard

892
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 5: you're not really into laughing and stuff a lot, but

893
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 5: we're trying to help hook you up with That's what

894
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 5: she said earlier.

895
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: Wait, what you love laughing and you go to lots

896
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: of comedy shows, but.

897
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 5: You don't date people that make you laugh.

898
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 16: How did you guys get my number?

899
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 5: We got it from Darren, who you went on a

900
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 5: date with about three weeks ago.

901
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 6: Darren the comedian.

902
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: My god, yeah, was that like, oh my god, No,

903
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: it didn't sound.

904
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 16: Like I just it's kind of wild that he would

905
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 16: give my number to a radio station, don't you think, Well, not.

906
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 2: Really, because we do this segment like three times a week.

907
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 5: This has been going on for decades at this point.

908
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 5: But the reason that he gave us your number is

909
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 5: because he had a really nice time with you when

910
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 5: the two of you went out on that bus tour.

911
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: Oh and he said nice things about like how class

912
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: you were and smart.

913
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 16: And it sounds like he's probably told you a lot already.

914
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 16: I don't know exactly how much he shared with you

915
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 16: about our first date.

916
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 5: Just at the highlights. It was a city bus tour.

917
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 5: There was an awkward moment that we kind of mentioned

918
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 5: before about him like hopping on and off the bus.

919
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 1: As like a joke, and as you drove away still

920
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: on the bus, he thought that'd be funny, and he

921
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: said that you didn't find that very humorous.

922
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,240
Speaker 16: Yeah, okay, good, So he did tell you that. Yeah,

923
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 16: I mean, like I like to laugh and everything, but

924
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 16: just imagine being in my shoes watching your date kind

925
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 16: of like sort of not pointing and laughing, but like

926
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 16: being outside of a bus watching I mean, I was horrified.

927
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 16: Like I we drove together, so I was like, am

928
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 16: I gonna now be stuck alone at his car when

929
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 16: I get back.

930
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 2: To it in like panic mode.

931
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 6: It's not funny to you.

932
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 16: No, And we definitely don't have that much history to

933
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 16: even be kind of pulling those types situations.

934
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he did say that he apologized that night.

935
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 2: I mean he did.

936
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,919
Speaker 16: He definitely did, and he caught up with me, so

937
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 16: it ended up being fine. And like, I don't want

938
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 16: to like hurt anybody's feelings. I just I think the

939
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 16: best way to say it is like we just don't

940
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 16: really vibe.

941
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 2: Comedians still have feelings.

942
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, what are you gonna do? Look, I understand that sentiment.

943
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,240
Speaker 5: That's really nice of you to like keep his feelings

944
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 5: in mind. But he's really confused. He's hoping to get

945
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 5: a little bit of insight as to why you've, you know,

946
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 5: not talked to him in the last three weeks, so

947
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 5: that maybe he could find some closure.

948
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,439
Speaker 16: All right, Well, since he decided to call you guys

949
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 16: and ask for it, I mean, I'll tell you. But honestly,

950
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 16: I think he's funnier on stage than he was in person.

951
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 16: And that's it's only like on stage when it's scripted

952
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 16: and they've had time to rehearse. This bit that they're

953
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 16: like funny and maybe I just didn't get to see

954
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 16: that side of him. So I don't want to say

955
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 16: like he's not a funny person. I'll just say he's

956
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 16: not my kind of comedy.

957
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 6: That's a great observation most people.

958
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 3: Guess.

959
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 9: You know, it's like these guys are practicing jokes for

960
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 9: months sometimes so deliver.

961
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 2: It's still not fun to hear. And you know here,

962
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 2: you're not funny.

963
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 6: You know that gonna find that sucks?

964
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 5: Yeah?

965
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 6: Oh, actually he doesn't.

966
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, he he kind of does know that now because

967
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 5: the way that the segment works, Aaron is we have

968
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 5: Darren listening on the other line.

969
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 11: Oh oh, I.

970
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 2: Bet he's just laughing and laughing right now, set with this.

971
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, fuel bro is that Darren? Are you there?

972
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 5: You're cracking up?

973
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 10: Yeah? Sorry, So what happened?

974
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 5: What? Wait? What are you listening?

975
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 2: You didn't hear her?

976
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was busy.

977
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 10: I was doing something around the house. You guys are

978
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 10: taking for.

979
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 5: It's kind of important. The whole reason you called this

980
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 5: well so that you could hear her explanation.

981
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 2: But another eighty D comedian concerning how I'm.

982
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 16: One of those Darren talk to Aaron Hey, Darren, it

983
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 16: sounds like maybe you didn't hear any of.

984
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 10: That, so that's probably for the best. But I was

985
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 10: just wondering, like, you know, what happened?

986
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 6: Oh God, already, that's a good question. It's a very

987
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 6: important question.

988
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 5: Maybe if you tell the story a few more times,

989
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 5: it'll sink in for him. But go ahead, erin, Karen.

990
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 16: When you hopped off of the bus, the tour operator

991
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 16: really put me at ease, like both with jokes, and

992
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 16: he was also just really really nice.

993
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 10: And I think it's probably it's probably fair.

994
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 17: For me to tell you that he asked for my

995
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 17: phone number.

996
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

997
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 10: The tour guide.

998
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 16: Yeah, I just thought he was so funny and like,

999
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 16: oh god, we have been out a couple of times

1000
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 16: and I just don't quite feel talking to anybody else.

1001
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 10: Right, this is the tour guide from the bus with

1002
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 10: the pretzel jokes in the kazoo.

1003
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, tour. I've got a laugh of just thinking about it.

1004
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 5: I didn't heard what he.

1005
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 10: That's your kind of comedy, that's he's not even a

1006
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 10: real comedian. I'm out there every day grinding honing my craft.

1007
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 10: This guy is a half Are you kidding me?

1008
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 5: Wait?

1009
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 16: Well, Darren, Darren. While you're honing your craft working in

1010
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,879
Speaker 16: a quiet room, he's out there actually performing every day.

1011
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 2: It's a lot of crowd work, doing.

1012
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:25,280
Speaker 10: Observational humor for people on the sidewalk museum jokes.

1013
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 16: Do you know how hard it is to make history money?

1014
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 11: She's awesome.

1015
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 5: She's got his back too.

1016
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 2: Does that hurt worse than her just not going out

1017
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 2: with you? Darren?

1018
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 10: Well, I mean she said she doesn't date comics. I

1019
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 10: guess she's sticking with that. This guy is definitely not.

1020
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 5: All right. You got a good one in there. Look, Darren,

1021
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 5: this is the point where normally I'd ask to send

1022
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 5: you two out on a date, and we'd offer to

1023
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 5: pay for it. But I think before I do that.

1024
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 5: Now that you've heard, well, it's kind of heard, you

1025
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 5: missed most of it. But now that you know that

1026
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 5: the girl that you dated is hooking up with the

1027
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 5: corny tour guide from the bus, do you still want

1028
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 5: us to ask her out for you?

1029
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 10: Anybody who's into tour guide humor, I'm gonna have to

1030
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 10: probably pass on.

1031
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: I wanted like a joke off between the two of us.

1032
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 4: His jokes, and she clearly thinks this guy's better.

1033
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 10: Oh, you know, if he doesn't have any jokes, how

1034
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 10: can we have a joke off?

1035
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 5: Maybe Darren quick hop off the phone and then back

1036
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 5: on like you did on the on the bus. We'll

1037
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 5: stay here, hilarious.

1038
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 2: Try it.

1039
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,280
Speaker 5: Are you gone?

1040
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 17: Well?

1041
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 2: I guess good luck Aaron with your new boyfriend.

1042
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 16: Oh no, I'm devastated it didn't.

1043
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 11: Work out with Darren.

1044
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 14: Not the only one with jokes, rookie Jeffrey in the morning.

1045
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 5: Man, this was a big win for bus tour guides everywhere.

1046
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, I mean, dad, humor is on top again the.

1047
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 5: Male and female bus to our guides. You really are

1048
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 5: natural comedians. You're out there educating the public about mid

1049
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 5: century architecture and making people laugh and stealing our dates

1050
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 5: right out from us. So we salute you. Good for you.

1051
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm impressed that you really defended Darren as long

1052
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: as you did, since he couldn't even follow the phone

1053
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: call to begin Well.

1054
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, I mean got him a great shot. Yeah.

1055
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 5: But at the same time, I can't blame him for

1056
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 5: tuning away from us. I've been there before, for sure,

1057
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 5: A big conversation sometimes all right, I'm not.

1058
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 6: Even listening right now.

1059
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 2: You're the one talking most of the time.

1060
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I hate it. So I'm gonna stop talking

1061
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 5: and just encourage you to go online and find our podcast.

1062
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 5: You can find all of our second dates and all

1063
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 5: of our show content wherever you get yours at Brook

1064
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey, and we will help you in your dating life.

1065
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 5: We'll try, you know, we'll be here. I don't know

1066
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 5: how much help will be, but email the show. We'll

1067
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 5: call that person who's not calling you back.

1068
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1069
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 5: There's a uncomfortable situation. I just found out from upper management.

1070
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 5: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Because apparently when you

1071
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 5: google the letters s O t W, it used to

1072
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 5: be for song of the Week. We use that acronym

1073
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,720
Speaker 5: because I've been pummeted out to my mods and subs

1074
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,280
Speaker 5: all the jeff Setters.

1075
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 2: Which is the name of it's.

1076
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 5: My fan group. They're proud to follow me online, the

1077
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 5: jeff Setters. But anyway, now, if you google s O

1078
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 5: t W, the first suggestion that comes up is spaghetti

1079
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 5: on the wall, and that's an Urban Dictionary term. You

1080
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 5: do not want to get spaghettied on the wall.

1081
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 2: So we're like, if you're a Jeffster, maybe you do.

1082
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 5: The Jeff Setters might want to, but we're battling it

1083
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 5: right now. Right now, I need all of the jeff

1084
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 5: Setters and all the jeff Elopes. They're kind of a rival,

1085
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 5: their two rival Jeff Games. I need to compete for

1086
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 5: my love. But I need everybody to come together to

1087
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 5: get the original s O t W Song of a

1088
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 5: Week back on top of Google, and a new one

1089
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 5: is coming up right after this. It is time for

1090
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 5: my Song of the Week. And you know, when I

1091
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 5: was six years old and I got my first pair

1092
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,760
Speaker 5: of big kid shoes, it was at the greatest store

1093
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 5: in the entire world. Sears like heaven in that.

1094
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 2: Place any family personally, you know, although.

1095
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 5: That makes sense with where you come from, but where

1096
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 5: is sears now gone? Wow, or at least on its

1097
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 5: way out. Yeah, And even though my family was too

1098
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 5: affluent for it, I heard Kenny Rogers Roasters was incredible

1099
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 5: until they got asked, along with TCB, why Tony Roma's ribs.

1100
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 5: Oh my god, the KFC double down.

1101
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 2: Oh they're going to bring that back.

1102
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 5: Then, will they?

1103
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 11: I don't know.

1104
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 5: Why is it that every time something great comes along,

1105
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,399
Speaker 5: somebody or some corporation has to swoop in and take

1106
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 5: it away from us.

1107
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 2: Oh man, you are getting intense.

1108
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 5: I'm intense because look at that. It's happening once again,

1109
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 5: because this Sunday is the deadline for the government to

1110
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 5: shut down TikTok. Oh, that's right, And how does that

1111
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 5: impact me specifically?

1112
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 2: That's what we're all worried about.

1113
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, Producer BOYD makes me go on there twice

1114
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 5: a month and reply to listener comments so you can

1115
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:33,919
Speaker 5: tell I love it.

1116
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 6: You're kidding me.

1117
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 2: Your songs go viral every week. TikTok it's the only

1118
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 2: place people actually enjoy that.

1119
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 5: I'm certainly not watching, but many others are devastated by

1120
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 5: the news because it's a fun, addictive app that just

1121
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 5: allows you to like sit back and escape while being

1122
00:51:54,920 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 5: monitored by the Chinese. Yeah, and what other app does that? TEAMU? No,

1123
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 5: thank you don't need that. That's why this week, in

1124
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 5: honor of the potential closing of an online legend, instead

1125
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 5: of singing Sam Smith's Oh Won't You Stay with Me,

1126
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 5: it's Young Jeffreys Wide Congress say delete. Why did they.

1127
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: Do this to us?

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00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 5: This is our final farewell to TikTok before it potentially

1129
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 5: goes away forever.

1130
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do I need tissue? Am I gonna cry?

1131
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 5: I'm gonna point when I'm ready? Here we go point.

1132
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 5: We're a day maybe two from the TikTok band.

1133
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 18: Getting kicked in the nuts by our uncle Sam.

1134
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 5: What am I gonna do now with my hands?

1135
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 15: Because I can't keep it reels on Instagram?

1136
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 5: Why Congress save and cut my seat top.

1137
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 15: Nuclear cols not mind to keep a.

1138
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,800
Speaker 5: Board on my jo seats.

1139
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 15: I'm gonna sneak into Mexico where my TikTok runs and my.

1140
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 19: Data rolls, and Elon could buy it and make it

1141
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 19: worse quick or what's that number for JG?

1142
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 3: You went to war?

1143
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,760
Speaker 5: Can't someone bye?

1144
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 6: Please?

1145
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 15: But just not Mesters, because if it goes all of

1146
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 15: gen Zy will be in mid life crises?

1147
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 5: Will I become a face of traw is my space hobration?

1148
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 16: No?

1149
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 5: Without a four U page stroll, will didn't be the

1150
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 5: place to go?

1151
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 18: Why Congress said, just cause the abs Chinese meanwhile.

1152
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 19: Falls bad for cheap in Chinese factory.

1153
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 15: These Tiktoks, We'll start launching.

1154
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 5: The cops cone bays on Bootman.

1155
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 19: Then Jeez, TikTok closing.

1156
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 15: Like that time t stop go on this saking thing.

1157
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 5: And like those fine lines.

1158
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 19: Strings keep playing until the final Soon.

1159
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 2: Wow j.

1160
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,720
Speaker 1: I would ask for a long time, are you gonna

1161
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: push us off the door just like Rose do?

1162
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 2: Just let us seek it.

1163
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,760
Speaker 5: We're all doomed if we're on TikTok at this point,

1164
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 5: but this is our final goodbye TikTok, so many memories in.

1165
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 4: The next days on it content.

1166
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 6: See everyone on red Book or whatever the other Chinese appen.

1167
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1168
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: It's not working very well, and it's still in Mandarin

1169
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: most of it, so I don't really know what's going on.

1170
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,280
Speaker 9: I need anyone but an American company to take my information.

1171
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 14: So the American companies already have your yeah yeah, Germany

1172
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 14: or somebody text seventy eight five nine too and tell

1173
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 14: us what you thought about the song of the week.

1174
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 5: We're gonna post this video up on TikTok while it's

1175
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 5: still there, and then all of our other socials at

1176
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey oh Man end of an era, follow.

1177
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 2: Us on YouTube because yeah it's the same contact.

1178
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's your song of the week.

1179
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1180
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,720
Speaker 5: A text seventy five nine two that says, I'm trying

1181
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:54,280
Speaker 5: to picture my life without TikTok. It's hard, It is difficult.

1182
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 5: What would I fill the space with? Working out, binging

1183
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 5: Who's the Boss? Reruns intravenous drug use?

1184
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 2: Let's not do that.

1185
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 5: I literally have no idea what my life will look like.

1186
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 5: You see what this leads to, guys, come on working out?

1187
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 5: Oh what is this country coming to?

1188
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 3: One?

1189
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 5: That struck you so un American? And if you missed it,

1190
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 5: we are in the final forty eight hours of the

1191
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 5: app TikTok before it goes away and gets banned by

1192
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 5: the US government forever possibly gonna happen. I've learned that

1193
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 5: politicians always follow through.

1194
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 2: Time, are always honest, That's right.

1195
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 5: Instead of the famous Sam Smith song, Oh Won't You

1196
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 5: Stay with Me? I did my own version called Wide

1197
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 5: Congress say delete because a lot of people are absolutely

1198
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 5: not happy. But we're all getting a lot of feedback

1199
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 5: on our tex boards seventy five nine too, Brook, what

1200
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 5: are you seeing this?

1201
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: One says, Come on, Brooke, I was here about how

1202
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: much you brag online with being rich.

1203
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 2: Just buy the thing yourself.

1204
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 5: I do see you brag a lot on lying about your.

1205
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 2: I am the cheapest person in the world.

1206
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 8: You post yourself snowboarding.

1207
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 2: That's expensive. We read the hints in a coat that

1208
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 2: is so old.

1209
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 1: Literally the logo for where you put your phone is

1210
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: a flip phone on it.

1211
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 5: I'm not a saturating Vintage clothes do cost the most?

1212
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 5: You might have to listen to the song again. It's

1213
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 5: going to be up at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube, Facebook,

1214
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 5: Insta and TikTok for you know, maybe a couple of

1215
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 5: days at least.

1216
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:34,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1217
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 5: Taylor is on the phone with us right now. He

1218
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,919
Speaker 5: is ozero and two all time back for more pain

1219
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 5: And what does he do for a living? Taylor drives

1220
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 5: for Uber Eats and says he loves barbecue.

1221
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 2: Playing like a country toying music.

1222
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 5: In the Yeah for barbecue. Now does he love your

1223
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 5: barbecue as he's driving it to your doorstep? I don't know, Taylor.

1224
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 5: Do you like to sample the product before you drop

1225
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 5: it off?

1226
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 11: Uh?

1227
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 17: Nope, I like to eat it for myself. Not a sample,

1228
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 17: maybe a little piece.

1229
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: I'll give a sample, okay quality ses?

1230
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 5: Yeah? All right, Well let's send Brook out of the studios.

1231
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 5: We can get to the game here, Taylor, you know

1232
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 5: how it works thirty seconds to answer as many questions

1233
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 5: as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.

1234
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 5: But you have to beat her out right if you

1235
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 5: want to win. Are you ready?

1236
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 11: I am ready?

1237
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 5: Good luck, my man, Your time starts now. The Cable

1238
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 5: street car was patented on this day in eighteen seventy one.

1239
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 5: It first went into operation in what California city. What

1240
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 5: brand of kid Cereal has the mascot chip the Wolf?

1241
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 5: What color is SpongeBob SquarePants? Tie a red? In golf

1242
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 5: and tennis? How many tournaments make up a Grand Slam?

1243
00:59:58,160 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 11: H three?

1244
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 5: What is the slogan for Disneyland?

1245
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 17: I'm going to Disneyland. I still can't figure about the

1246
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 17: Super Bowl commercial. And that's what made me think of it.

1247
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 5: I'm walking up to it and that's the sign that

1248
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 5: would be Brooks back in sitio. So let's not say

1249
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 5: anything more about it. But let me see on the

1250
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 5: screener here it says this spring you're gonna be going

1251
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 5: to WrestleMania.

1252
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 17: Oh yes, I am very excited. I have been waiting

1253
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 17: for years ago.

1254
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, wait, we have a huge wrestling fan in

1255
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: the room, Digital Jake, Who is your favorite wrestler?

1256
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 17: My favorite wrestler of all time? I grew up in

1257
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 17: the nineties. Sting is my favorite?

1258
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 5: Is the nWo Sting or the musicians Sting? Does he

1259
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 5: ever get up on stage.

1260
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 17: And just like roasting the Crowsting when he was facing

1261
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 17: the nWo?

1262
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm staying with a musician, That's all. I picture.

1263
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 5: Seventy year old man up there.

1264
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 2: Just rope drop on somebody?

1265
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:05,439
Speaker 5: Broke drop.

1266
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 2: I don't know is that what it's called.

1267
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 6: I think it is.

1268
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it got me a head. No, I'm going to

1269
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 2: make it up.

1270
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, rope drop.

1271
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 5: It's your turn? Are you ready? Yes? Your time starts now.

1272
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 5: The Cable street car was patented on this day in

1273
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 5: eighteen seventy one. It first went into operation in what

1274
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 5: California city. What brand of kids Cereal has the mascot

1275
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 5: chip the wolf chips?

1276
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 16: Hoy?

1277
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 5: What color is SpongeBob SquarePants? Tie red in golf and tennis?

1278
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 5: How many tournaments make up a Grand Slam Three? What

1279
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 5: is the slogan for Disneyland.

1280
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 2: The Happiest place on Earth?

1281
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 5: The first sign of the zodiac starts on the Spring

1282
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 5: equinox what sign.

1283
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 1: Is it aquarious?

1284
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 12: I don't know.

1285
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yes, we will accept that answer and all

1286
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 5: your answers. It's time to go to the scoreboard to

1287
01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 5: see how you did with Jose.

1288
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 13: I hate it when you say that.

1289
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 5: Taylor you got one today, Oh oh god, not impressed

1290
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 5: with himself, all right?

1291
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 6: And Brook you got three.

1292
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 2: Not stellar but better than the tailor.

1293
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 5: Pretty mid performance all around. Let's go over the answers

1294
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 5: for everybody. The cable street car, patented on this day

1295
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 5: eighteen seventy one, first went into operation in San Francisco

1296
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 5: in eighteen seventy three.

1297
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: I know that's what I think of every time because

1298
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 1: of the trolley on the front San Francisco tree.

1299
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 5: The brand of Kids Cereal with the mascot chip. The

1300
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 5: wolf is not chips, A hoyos are just cookies. I

1301
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 5: don't know how you feed your children, right, you add.

1302
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 2: Milk to a bowl. I mean, you can make anything cereal.

1303
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 6: And this is.

1304
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 5: The The correct answer was cookie Chris with the wolf

1305
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 5: that goes cooy Chris.

1306
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I say.

1307
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 17: That was one of my favorite cereals.

1308
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 7: I forgot Amber no.

1309
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 5: Been here, but he did know the color of SpongeBob

1310
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 5: SquarePants tie, which is the color red. In golf and tennis,

1311
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 5: it is four tournaments to make up a Grand Slam,

1312
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 5: the same as four runs in baseball. Baseball to me,

1313
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 5: first you have to have the first player hit and

1314
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 5: get down, then the second player.

1315
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 2: On first, second, and third.

1316
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 5: Yes, the slogan for Disneyland in the meantime is happiest

1317
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 5: place on Earth, and the first sign of the zodiac

1318
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 5: on the spring equinox is an aries. So Taylor was

1319
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 5: not enough to beat Brook today, But just for playing,

1320
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 5: we're giving you a fifty dollars Macy's gift card in

1321
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 5: celebration of National Use your gift card Day, Saturday, January eighteenth.

1322
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 5: Use your gift card on something that you love at Macy's.

1323
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 17: My girlfriend will love that.

1324
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 10: She loved the Macy's.

1325
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 2: I agree with her.

1326
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,960
Speaker 5: You were bringing the girlfriend to WrestleMania, Yeah, I'm bringing her.

1327
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 2: Why didn't you sound excited when you said that.

1328
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 17: No, I'm just pulling up cools right now.

1329
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 5: Okay, now we'll give you another chance to sound really

1330
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 5: excited when you answer the question. So, hey, you're bringing

1331
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 5: your girlfriend with you to WrestleMania.

1332
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 17: Oh, yes, we are going to have such a fantastic.

1333
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 5: Good man, Taylor, don't hear the first part of okay you.

1334
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 17: Promised to take it out, and hear that I will

1335
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 17: get in trouble.

1336
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 11: We leave it in.

1337
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 5: Let it go on here anyway, Taylor, thanks for playing man.

1338
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 5: Come back again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Buck the

1339
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 5: same time on Monday

1340
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,680
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,