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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good By, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 1: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 1: uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's a girl like you doing in a place

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Speaker 2: like this, especially when there's a Battlestar Galactica marathon on

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Speaker 2: the sci fi camera right now?

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Speaker 3: Are you crazy?

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Speaker 4: You're crazy so much that it just came out of here.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you do, don't pour your cosmo into his fanny pack. Instead,

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Speaker 1: tell him to beam you up to his galaxy aka

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Speaker 1: his mom's basement, and then hopefully he leaves an awkward

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Speaker 1: voicemail we could play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Samantha, Hey, it's funny. I got your number,

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Speaker 2: super excited about that. We are talking about the train

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Speaker 2: model that I had and I was getting into the

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Speaker 2: detailed and then You're friend Tarby like really interrupted and

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Speaker 2: I needed to tell you about like the full scope

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Speaker 2: of this, but I was thinking, like you should come over,

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Speaker 2: and I got this basement and I've like totally decked it.

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Speaker 2: Out with the train that it's a full town. It's

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Speaker 2: got like a three hundred union apartment building in a

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Speaker 2: park and a zoo and amusement parks in a bridge,

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Speaker 2: and I think, like you should come over and we'll

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Speaker 2: put on the hats and outfits and stuff and like

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Speaker 2: do the train thing. Like it'll be a whop a woo.

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Speaker 3: Thought of that. Keep going.

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Speaker 4: You don't want to be a conductor, Alexis. Maybe my

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Speaker 4: owner could be cute.

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Speaker 1: Is there a bar downstairs? Otherwise it's never happening. Is

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Speaker 1: there a hot tub in your train?

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Speaker 4: Next message? Hey, Steve, we met the other night and

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Speaker 4: you told me you were going to Mexico, And I mean,

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Speaker 4: that sounds really fun, but I've just been thinking about

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Speaker 4: it a lot, and I'm I'm actually really worried about you.

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Speaker 4: Like I looked it up and there are at least

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Speaker 4: six or seven ways that you could die on this trip.

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Speaker 4: And I'm not talking about like cartels where they like

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Speaker 4: kidnap you and decapitate you or anything like that, Like

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about normal stuff. Like I saw in the

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Speaker 4: area that you're staying it is number six in the

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Speaker 4: world for choking deaths. It doesn't say like specifically food choking.

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Speaker 4: But I mean, if it's not food choking, then obviously

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Speaker 4: that is way worse. And not to mention all the

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Speaker 4: vending machine accidents that happened there and all the falling coconuts,

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Speaker 4: you know. I mean, I don't want to tell you

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Speaker 4: like every single way you could die, because I mean,

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Speaker 4: that would be a lot. And I don't want to

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Speaker 4: leave this super long boy smail. But I basically I

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Speaker 4: just I just don't want you to like pass away

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Speaker 4: because I would suck next message. I feel like I

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Speaker 4: just listened to my mom before I take every vacation.

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Speaker 1: I've ever take, every single precaution. I want to know

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Speaker 1: where this choking capital of the world.

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Speaker 3: I got to book.

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Speaker 1: Myself a trip. I mean, I gotta get on this.

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Speaker 1: But remember, you can get the special Loser line number

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Speaker 1: if you text the word loser l O s e

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Speaker 1: R to seven eighty five nine to give it out

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Speaker 1: to somebody who's really worried you might die on your

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Speaker 1: next vacation so they can call and leave an awkward voicemail.

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Speaker 1: We can play voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Sue, my name is We had met on that

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Speaker 3: we met on that flight to Denver recently, and I

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Speaker 3: sure hope you don't mind, but I kind of flirted

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Speaker 3: with you on purpose. I was really trying to get

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Speaker 3: your attention. That was why I stirred your drink with

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Speaker 3: my finger. The five knuckle treatment. You know, it was fun.

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Speaker 3: Every knuckle hit an ice cube, and Uh, I was

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Speaker 3: really turned on and I was hoping that you were

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Speaker 3: really turned on to look forward to uh talking to

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Speaker 3: you soon. It was like a jog of like I

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Speaker 3: did your whole fist in there.

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Speaker 1: There is only one place that I want the five

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Speaker 1: knuckle treatment, and I'll tell you it's not in my

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Speaker 1: airplane beverage destiny. That didn't work for you, bro. Do

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Speaker 1: you guys remember my wedding and the bartender Dolly, But she.

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Speaker 2: Was a hot she could pull yoo nack what my kit?

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Speaker 3: But that night it might be the backpot.

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Speaker 2: And I've seen in a long.

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Speaker 4: Time me and my girls hanging out at the bars.

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Speaker 2: You seem to only have eyes from me, So give

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Speaker 2: me those extra drinks, even those eyes. You know you

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Speaker 2: want it.

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Speaker 1: You know you want it, and I won't need to.

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Speaker 2: Buttonn't it me my button?

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Speaker 4: Me coming back bar?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Macca, know you Hello, what are you like?

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Speaker 2: I can't cut it off?

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Speaker 3: Why want to cut off? Hello? Hello? I don't even drink?

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Speaker 2: Is literally broke.

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Speaker 1: Right now I get divorced. That is gonna be so

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Speaker 1: much Yes, and I even feel that Why is los

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Speaker 1: alf so personal?

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Speaker 4: Today?

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Speaker 1: Imberbrook drinks, she gets extra sloppy, loud, think everybody is

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Speaker 1: in love with her, and then starts singing really badly,

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Speaker 1: asking for more drinks.

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Speaker 3: But it's fun for you, whoever.

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Speaker 1: You can listen to Loser Line regularly at this time

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Speaker 1: every week, phone taps coming up.

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Speaker 3: Ra