WEBVTT - Grandma Needs an Appointment

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tappen.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Danielle, what do you have today? Janine wants

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<v Speaker 2>us to phone tap Jenna. Jenna works at a doctor's

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<v Speaker 2>office and she doesn't like when annoying patients call. So

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<v Speaker 2>Janine just basically said, call an annoyer.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what we did, all right, and here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good money. How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Hi, I need to make an appointment for my grandma. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Linda mashkaalopsis.

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<v Speaker 1>Has she ever been here before?

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<v Speaker 2>No, she's a new patient.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't have any new patients until December.

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<v Speaker 2>You can put her down today for about one.

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<v Speaker 1>She can't come in today.

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<v Speaker 2>But she really needs to shut her hands hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but you don't understand we're not accepting new patients.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll spell mascalpsis for you, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is is that she can't come in today. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll call you back then tell you when we can come.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you. That's a good morning. How can I

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<v Speaker 1>help you?

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<v Speaker 2>I need to make an appointment for a new patient.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I don't have anything available until December.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's my grandmother and her hands hurt and she

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<v Speaker 2>really needs to come today.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you can't come in.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you could get your grandmother in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but we're not talking about my grandmother right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's not fair. Then if you can get your

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<v Speaker 2>grandmother in, why can't you get mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I can give you an appointment for December, but.

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<v Speaker 2>By then my grandmother's hands could fall off.

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<v Speaker 1>Your grandmother's hand is not going to fall off.

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<v Speaker 2>Her name is Linda Mashailopsis.

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<v Speaker 1>She cannot be seen today.

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<v Speaker 2>How about tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 1>We're out in the office tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>How about on not Friday?

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing I have available?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you, you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice office. Good morning. How can I help Hi? My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Marie okay, and my grandma really.

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<v Speaker 2>Needs to come in for an appointment.

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<v Speaker 1>Her hands really hurt. Okay. Can I have the patients

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<v Speaker 1>list me? Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>It's masculopsis.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I can have anything available until December.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you such a meanie?

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<v Speaker 1>I've told you, and I've told the rest of your

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<v Speaker 1>family that she cannot be seen today.

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<v Speaker 2>If she doesn't get a shot, then she's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to be able to wrap my birthday presents.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're about the fourth or fifth person that calls

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<v Speaker 1>in my fancilitation. What I know the situation. I know

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<v Speaker 1>her hands are hurting her, but your grandmother cannot come in.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a new patient. I'm not accepting new patients until December.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fortunate. I told that to everybody who's called me

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<v Speaker 1>a reference to your grandmama, and unfortunately, but doctor cannot

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<v Speaker 1>see her. Hell, good morning. How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Hi, this is doctor Barnard and I'm calling for

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<v Speaker 2>Linda Mascallopsis.

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<v Speaker 1>This is doctor Barnard.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm her physician.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you are what type of doctor?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a hand doctor?

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<v Speaker 1>You have a PhD in a hand yes, bonology, phonology.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you hold on my mom? Uh huh, that's good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 2>I need to come in and see the doctor today.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a new patient? Yes, okay, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>anything available until December.

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<v Speaker 2>My hand's really hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>I know your hands really hurt, and you have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of grandchildren.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Linda MASc I know what your name is.

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<v Speaker 1>Hans, But unfortunately the doctor cannot to you today. Why

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<v Speaker 1>because the doctor is busy with other patients today that

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<v Speaker 1>you're very busy, Jess now patient, Okay, enough now, Jane

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<v Speaker 1>gets I know you're pretending to cry, but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>really going to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Fortunately.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what to tell you. What are you What

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<v Speaker 1>are you going to tell me?

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to turn around and look at Janine

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<v Speaker 2>and say thank you so much because you've just been

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<v Speaker 2>phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I hate hello. Oh my hello, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Daniel Manaw and you've just been phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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