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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show? Hi? Hi? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Am I on? Now? Yeah? Right now? Can you talk?

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Speaker 1: Are you in an area where you can tell us

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Speaker 1: your dirty Little Secret? Or are you um teaching an

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Speaker 1: elementary school class right now or something? I know? Right? Um, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm at my desk so I'll be a little lower

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Speaker 1: to my work, but my coworkers don't here. Okay, all right? So, um,

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Speaker 1: in college, my roommates and I had an apartment and

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Speaker 1: there was a really hot neighbor next door, and we

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Speaker 1: actually called him hot neighbor, like hot. We'd be like,

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Speaker 1: it's hot neighbor in, he's in, he's in. So we

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Speaker 1: all made a pack that nobody could hook up with

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Speaker 1: him since we were all, you know, in love with him.

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Speaker 1: So we would just we would invite him to our

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Speaker 1: parties and hang out with him, but nobody would touch him.

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Speaker 1: And we all became friends with hot neighbor. And one

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Speaker 1: night before winter break, everybody had left to go home,

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Speaker 1: and I invited him up just to chill because we

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Speaker 1: were the only ones in town. And I hooked up

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Speaker 1: with hot neighbor. For you, I think all of your

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Speaker 1: friends hooked up with hot neighbor. Hot neighbor has definitely

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Speaker 1: been with every single person that lived there before. Neighbor

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Speaker 1: has strategized perfectly and his bagging you all absolutely. Have

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Speaker 1: you guys ever hooked up with a neighbor I lived in.

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Speaker 1: I literally would never sleep with someone that wasn't my

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Speaker 1: neighbor convenience. There was no artment, there was just one

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Speaker 1: big bedroom pretty much. All right, thank you for your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Yeah, all right, let's get another one. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? It's the Jewel Show? Was your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: My dirty little secret is don't judge me. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: don't not judge here on the show us. You need

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Speaker 1: to be judged, so we'll find out in a second.

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Speaker 1: So my dotter little secret is I cannot stand babies.

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Speaker 1: Why whoa girl? Listen? I said, don't judge me? I said,

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Speaker 1: don't judge me. I cannot What is it about him

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Speaker 1: that you can't stand it? They're so fragile and they're

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Speaker 1: so little, and you know, they need all of this attention,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I guess that's like understandable, but it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: they're just and they always smell like poop the bombing

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Speaker 1: on you. It's just grow. Is it safe to say

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Speaker 1: that you don't have kids? Are? Of course I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. My sister she just had a baby

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Speaker 1: like four months ago, and she just asked me to

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Speaker 1: babysit the other day, and I'm like, bro, how do

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Speaker 1: I tell her I don't want to babysit your kid?

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Speaker 1: I don't care because it is my NAT's Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: It's just they're just annoying. They just constantly They're constantly

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Speaker 1: eating and they don't pay any deals. Is that like?

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Speaker 1: And they don't get their own food too, which is

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Speaker 1: really annoying. What about like, whenever you have a friend

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Speaker 1: or a family member that announces they're pregnant, do you

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Speaker 1: get excited to go to like the baby showers and

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Speaker 1: all that stuff or do you just fake all the excitement? No?

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Speaker 1: I fake it. I have to, you know, because you

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Speaker 1: know they'll judge me for not liking babies. Don't want

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Speaker 1: to at the shower. I got the fake smile I got.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm helping out, but I'm really annoyed as hell.

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Speaker 1: I don't like baby, right, It's my dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Do you like kids once they get to a certain age. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like after seven, when they can get their own food,

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Speaker 1: when they can take care of themselves. Eighteen yeah, eighteen,

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Speaker 1: I mean you're really more like twenty five. The Jewel

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