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Speaker 1: one O six one that says, Alex, your daily vibrations

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Speaker 1: have been adding to my life on a regular since

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Speaker 1: you started doing them. My ex wife is getting remarried,

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Speaker 1: I realize it's a benefit to have more family in

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Speaker 1: for my son. Thank you for all being a light.

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Speaker 1: That's cool, and it's cool. That's super sweet. And now

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Speaker 1: it's time for Alex It's daily vibration. So how will

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Speaker 1: your day go today? Will you finally have enough money

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Speaker 1: then you just need a bus pass. You'll find out

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Speaker 1: right now with your daily vibrations. That's right, all right,

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Speaker 1: it is that time. Let's raise your vibration people by

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Speaker 1: doing your daily one card draw. So Taro irie taro.

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Speaker 1: It's a powerful way of revealing the truth about your

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Speaker 1: So I'll be doing a daily one card draw where

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Speaker 1: is one of my favorite cards. It's the High Priestess. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So it is the second major arcana trump card. If

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Speaker 1: gave way to the Renaissance. So from those ages everything

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Speaker 1: only twenty two major arcanas and tarot, and the Tarot

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Speaker 1: deck seventy eight cars total, so fifty six minor arconic cards,

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Speaker 1: which are like more like day to day life, right

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Speaker 1: so what is like arcana? What does that even mean?

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Speaker 1: So arcanam means secrets or mysteries, okay, And the actual

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Speaker 1: definition of it is either of the two groups of

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Speaker 1: cars in a tarot pack, the twenty two trunk cards

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Speaker 1: and the fifty six suit cards. Secrets or mysteries. Secrets

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Speaker 1: And I drew the High Priestess today. It's the second

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Speaker 1: major one associated with the moon and cancer and Pisces

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Speaker 1: which opens up your mind too the spiritual world. So

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Speaker 1: she is a guardian of intuition, divine feminine energy. And

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Speaker 1: telling you to basically like retreat and reflect upon a

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Speaker 1: that will guide you through it. It's basically saying, trust

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Speaker 1: so so just do the things to set you up

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Speaker 1: Trust your guides, don't flap your gums, don't talk about it,

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Speaker 1: be about it. And that was your daily vibration, alright,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio. Then Jebil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello,

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Speaker 1: my name is Ted Thibodeau, and I'm calling from an

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Speaker 1: Open Table and I was looking for Rachel. Oh hi,

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Speaker 1: yes for me, Hello Rachel, how are you today? I

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Speaker 1: am good. How are you well? I'm doing well. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for asking. I appreciate that. So, UM,

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Speaker 1: I am calling you today because I know we had

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Speaker 1: a report that you had emailed us about an issue

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Speaker 1: you was having with our help. Ye. So, if I'm

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Speaker 1: reading into this correctly, you have an open Table account

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Speaker 1: which you book reservations through to eat at restaurants and such,

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Speaker 1: and you have been locked out and frozen out of

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Speaker 1: the open Table account some dad gum reason and you

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Speaker 1: can't get back in and your email associated with your

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Speaker 1: account it's not working. It's that correl. Yes, exactly right.

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Speaker 1: Well and I've got one plus two weeks too. So anyway, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is the problem that you're having, and that is

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Speaker 1: the problem you're going to continue to have. Um, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. You have a good day. Wait wait

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Speaker 1: excuse me, sorry, so you can't unlock some account for me?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's I absolutely can't unlock your account. Sure

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Speaker 1: I can do that for you, No problem. Oh awesome,

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Speaker 1: that'd be amazing. I can except I am not going

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Speaker 1: to unlock your account. It is going to be frozen

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Speaker 1: forever that that open table account. Did that open Table

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Speaker 1: account gone? I'm so sorry about that. No, I really,

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Speaker 1: I really need the account for Oh, y'all need it

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Speaker 1: for work, that's what you're needing it for. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm an executive assistant and I was very important boss,

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Speaker 1: and I always book reservations for him or client meetings, lunches,

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Speaker 1: drinks whatever. That is fun. That's a fun job. That's

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Speaker 1: open table account has been dead and gone. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. That's going to create a workflow problem

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Speaker 1: for you, isn't it. Yeah, it is going to be

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Speaker 1: a problem. That's why I emails you to help me

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Speaker 1: figure it out. And I saw that email. That's why

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Speaker 1: about it. And the fact is your account has been

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Speaker 1: frozen because one too many times people didn't show up

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Speaker 1: I understand what comes back is I call or emails

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Speaker 1: you so that you could help me get my account. Boy,

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Speaker 1: But clearly I don't. I don't even know. I don't

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Speaker 1: even I don't even know it. Well, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what I can do. So the thing about where work

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Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and send you my book. Your book. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have a cookbook just came out. It's called Deep

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Speaker 1: Frying is Good and that ain't lying, and I could

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Speaker 1: because I was hoping I can maybe send my cookbook

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Speaker 1: freaking manager. Well I can't do that because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your boss. Jason set you up. It's Joe,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that, no answer at all. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. The Jewels Show on Demand first day follow up.

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Speaker 1: today for a first date follow up. He's not getting

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Speaker 1: thinks it's because of his egg drops soup. Why, well,

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Speaker 1: find out about your date, Matt, and and see if

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Speaker 1: How long has it been since you went out with Tara?

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Speaker 1: bet her off tender? How long do you guys talk

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Speaker 1: in the refrigerator, and then, Alex, you'll say the name

425
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Speaker 1: of something fine, a refrigerator, English seven, same thing, and

426
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Speaker 1: that'll be the name of the caller on the phone.

427
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Speaker 1: Do it on the phone right now to tell us

428
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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret? Is soy sauce packet, honey mustard milk.

429
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Speaker 1: What's up? Soy sauce kacket, honey mustard milk. How are

430
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Speaker 1: you doing? I'm doing good. How are you guys? Doing?

431
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,160
Speaker 1: Pretty good? That flowed nicely. But once you guys struggled

432
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Speaker 1: with the name, I was ready to go. Yeah. I

433
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Speaker 1: had three in my head. I want to say, ketchup

434
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Speaker 1: and mayonnaise, mustard, honey mustard. You have a dirty little secret?

435
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Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, I do. Actually, So, I know this is

436
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Speaker 1: gonna sound crazy, but I'm going to catch a lepri

437
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Speaker 1: con tonight. What depends on what you mean by that.

438
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 1: If it sounds crazy or not, I haven't heard enough

439
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Speaker 1: to make a judgment. Call. No, you know, like the

440
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 1: little things little guys. Yeah, yeah, so those are real.

441
00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 1: I've been hunting them for like a while now before. No,

442
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 1: I never caught any yet, but tonight it's going to

443
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 1: be the night, is it? That's like sasquatch? Yeah? What

444
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 1: do you have any evidence for this? Lepricorn? I really

445
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 1: can't get into detail, but the one I'm gonna get tonight.

446
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 1: This dude has been like harassing me. Apric has been

447
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: harassing you. Yeah, he's always messing with me and messing

448
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: with whoever's at my house. It's just like things are

449
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: moved and like he definitely he's doing things. And you're

450
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 1: sure it's how you seen it. I've seen him for

451
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 1: like a split second. I know he's there, and like,

452
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 1: night I got this trap up. Good. What'd you use

453
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 1: for the trap though, because dude, I knew a person

454
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Speaker 1: once who had the same kind of issue. Really yeah,

455
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,399
Speaker 1: so maybe I can help you out a little bit

456
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Speaker 1: with this. Yeah, see what I mean, Like it's yeah,

457
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 1: it's real. The trap. It's hard to like explain it

458
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 1: with the phone. It's not like the mix of like

459
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 1: a bear trap and like also kind of like one

460
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Speaker 1: of those old school like you know, the thing falls

461
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: a box drops. You know, do you know where he's

462
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: living in your house or is he coming into your house.

463
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: He's not in the house, he's around the house, so

464
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Speaker 1: you know where he can, like you know, a guaranteed

465
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Speaker 1: way to catch one or to find one. Where's that

466
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Speaker 1: at the end of a rainbow? Right? Yeah, so all

467
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: you have to do is just take your hose. Oh,

468
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: this is a good idea. This might this might actually work.

469
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: I was actually thinking, like, how could you when it's funny,

470
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 1: take your hose and just spray it and you know,

471
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Speaker 1: into the light, because it'll make a rainbow in the water.

472
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? When it miss like that,

473
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Speaker 1: you'll make a rainbow in the water. No, I hear

474
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: what you guys are saying, but like that's kind of

475
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: like an old wives tale, Like that's actually not true.

476
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: That's not how they actually right, is what you're saying.

477
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: They do that, they tell you, They tell people that

478
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 1: so that way you don't ever really catch them wait

479
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: at the end of a rainbow. Yeah, it's it's the

480
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 1: government that says that. They don't want people to think

481
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 1: that it's real. Oh wow, I do enough to cover up. Okay,

482
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 1: good luck, dude. You know I trust you too. I don't.

483
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 1: And I believe in you that you can catch a lepricn.

484
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: I do too. And you know, if they're not living

485
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 1: at the end of rainbows, where are they or are

486
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: they just you know, like all over, they're all they're

487
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: all over. Usually in the dark. They're like cats, you know,

488
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 1: they can they're like at night, like I'm predators. They

489
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: don't really do much beside like mischief. You know, I

490
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: just had a really good idea. So my son, he's nine,

491
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: he had this book for a bit that says how

492
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: you can catch a lepricn. It's called how to Catch

493
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: a Lepricn. I just thought of this incident. Maybe you

494
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: can borrow that or you can buy it. I'll give

495
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: you some tips. Yeah, because people write books like that.

496
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 1: Sometimes they are like you, They write the book because

497
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: people think it's made up, but it's actually a real story.

498
00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: You know. It's like hiding a secret message. Yeah, that's

499
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,360
Speaker 1: actually I am keeping track of my day to day,

500
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: you know, lepricorn hunting. I'm probably going to release a

501
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: book one day. Oh well, let us know when you do. Sure,

502
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: we will definitely buy that book man, and good luck tonight.

503
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: Catching that lepricn. I hope tonight's to night. I hope

504
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 1: so too, guys. All right, bye, good luck bye ye

505
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Speaker 1: did Jebel show on demand? Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The news for Thursday, December Night, twenty twenty one. I'm

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh and people wonder how Santa Slay gets around

509
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 1: the world so fast. Well we found out exactly how,

510
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Speaker 1: and so will you in just a few minutes. But first,

511
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Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. Well, I'm Alix Fresh and machine

512
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Speaker 1: Gun Kelly and Pete Davidson went live the other day

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Speaker 1: and I just don't even know how to how I

514
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Speaker 1: feel about it. And I'm English Evan and one driver

515
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 1: was so distracted by chicken wing that he almost became

516
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Speaker 1: a people murderer. WHOA All right, well, what about those

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Speaker 1: stories in just a second, but her first story of

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Speaker 1: the day in the i Ndidiant News Network, where the

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Speaker 1: airport the news right in the middle of the Jewel

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00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: shows first ever Christmas parody song Extravagance up. So we've

521
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: been having a new parody song every single day, and

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Speaker 1: you're just an hour away from another one. Another brand

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Speaker 1: new one. It's a song about Rudolph the Red Nose

524
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: Reindeer and how he really has all that energy to

525
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: get that sleigh around the world in one way. And

526
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: you'll hear it at the end of the news because

527
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: this stuff is hard hitting and you need to hear

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Speaker 1: that first. This is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: next story of the day, let's send it on to

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Speaker 1: over to Alex free Ash who's sitting on mgk's lap.

532
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: Get all the couch, you guys, go on between them.

533
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: But anyway, a machine gun. Kelly is dating Megan Fox. Yeah,

534
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: I mean they're a hot couple. Well, she's hot, and

535
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson is dating Kim Kardashian while she's on right,

536
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: So they're hanging out. They're doing something to promote something

537
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: that probably their girlfriends collabbed on and want us all right, right,

538
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: they shoved down into their underwear, okay, and it started

539
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: saying like really weird things in the couch and I'm

540
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: just gonna play a clip of it, okay here, Okay,

541
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: nice stuff by the way, Yeah, yeah, I just I

542
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: would have I would have put an extra, like two

543
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: socks in there and just mods mine always gotta flock

544
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Speaker 1: it up or get a sweet in between her going

545
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: yeah for sure, Like I'm not even kidding. That's how

546
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: the whole thing was. That's all I have sending it

547
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: back to you. I just I can't even think right now.

548
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: Just the visuals as well. Yeah, yeah, I just can't

549
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: talk about anymore. Yeah, let's get out, let's go, let's

550
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 1: go do something else. And who's that work for? Idiots

551
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: are just in the news for next story the day,

552
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,880
Speaker 1: Let's sending it over at English Evan who's on location

553
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: at a chicken wing shop in chicken wing Town. Thing

554
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: but a chicken wing not kind of. But a man

555
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: was involved in two car collisions recently and it is

556
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: facing impaired charges after fleeing the scene. Police caught this

557
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,239
Speaker 1: guy though, because he stopped in the middle of an

558
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: intersection to eat chicken wings and he was completely unaware

559
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: of the crashes. That's how drunk he was. Man, oh man,

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Speaker 1: I want fans arbeque South on the side. Don't forget

561
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: my chicken wings that I ordered, or you will get

562
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: knocked up. Sago here with a quarter. Hey, what if

563
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: we replaced the end of the inn that has had

564
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Speaker 1: the job lady with that, we just do that at

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Speaker 1: the end of it for next alright, alright, cool and

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Speaker 1: for the last storry of the day. In the I

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Speaker 1: and the Adian News that their port the News, here's

568
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Speaker 1: another original Christmas parody from the Jewel Shows first ever

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Speaker 1: annual Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza, Mary Sexmith, whoa xmus Yeah

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Speaker 1: that's Christmas. You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and

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Speaker 1: Vixen Comment and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But do

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Speaker 1: you call the most talkative reindeer of route off? The

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00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: red nose reindeer had a very rosine nose, and if

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Speaker 1: you asked about it, he would blame it on a

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Speaker 1: cold Ask any of the rain dear, they will all

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Speaker 1: tell you the same because they've all parted with Rudolf.

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00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: He loves everything that ends then Kane. Then one Vegas

578
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Speaker 1: pool party, the DJ had to say, Rudolf, wise, your

579
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Speaker 1: no so white? Did you even sleep last night? Then

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Speaker 1: all of the elves joined him over in the VP.

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Speaker 1: Rudolf the snow nose Reindeer, never ending energy. Rudolphinum nose

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Speaker 1: Reindeer had a very run nose. Alan Jesus what he

583
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Speaker 1: cools it, but we know it's from the blow he cools.

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Speaker 1: Oh the others Lane Deem. Ever since he got here

585
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: his fame, he used to be so humble, But boy

586
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: how he's really changed. And one shocking Christmas Eve and

587
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: came to say, meet by the bathroom in five roll

588
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: the dollar bill up so tight. Then all the reindeer

589
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: joined in or show. We'd call them snow bunnies. Rudolf

590
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: and all the reindeer. Now all they do is this party. Guys.

591
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: This year he came up the plan. We're gonna kill

592
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Speaker 1: this year chus. Hes're gonna get all the prisons done

593
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: in like tennis, and after that we're gonna trying to

594
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 1: kick it and relaxing hang out party because like I

595
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: just realized day, you know what we're off. You know

596
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: exactly how to do this like sa I doesn't really

597
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Speaker 1: know he's doing, like I know he's doing. Ok, I

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Speaker 1: eat slag because reasons sendidn leat this l you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna get a bout set a boat.

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Speaker 1: I'm gon a boat. That was the inn the idiot

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Speaker 1: news that work where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: They report the news as soon as tomorrow. The same

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Speaker 1: time for another heartening report from the I n M

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Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand bottle. It's another Jebil phone

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Speaker 1: frame day mornings on Let's one. Hello. Yeah, it's outside,

606
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: so I left it outside for you. Oh excuse me,

607
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: So it's outside for you? What's outside? Oh? Is this? Um?

608
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: Is this Laura? Yes? Laura, okay, Laura. Yeah, I left

609
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,479
Speaker 1: it outside for you. It's outside for you. What are

610
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: you talking about? I'm talking about your refrigerator. My name

611
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: is Stum callin from you were Um, you were supposed

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Speaker 1: to bring that inside and install it. Oh, yeah, I

613
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: didn't do that. I left it outside for you. It's

614
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: outside for you. Are you kidding me? H? No, not kid,

615
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: you at all dropped it off for you outside so

616
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Speaker 1: you can co grab it whenever I chase. Haven't installed. Yeah,

617
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: and it's just outside on the street. You just left

618
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: it there? Yeah, I left it. But hey, no worries though.

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Speaker 1: I left a little paper on it that I wrote

620
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Speaker 1: in SHARPI I said, don't touch it's Laura's So are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? This is agerator? Yeah, it's a nice one.

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00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: I saw that so anyway, it's outside for you, left

623
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Speaker 1: it outside for you? It's outside, Okay, I get it's outside,

624
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: but like, what's the sup to do? Now? What am

625
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: I supposed to do about the refrigerator outside? I'm sorry,

626
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm a little hard of hearing. What'd you say? I said,

627
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Speaker 1: I can't bring it inside myself and it was your job?

628
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: So why do you do it? Uh? Sounds like you're

629
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Speaker 1: asking me why I didn't bring it all the way

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Speaker 1: up the stairs to your house. Yeah. Yeah, it's a

631
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Speaker 1: huge play of stairs. I paid money, yeah, you to

632
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: do and I'm coming installing. Yeah, okay, so I don't

633
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: know if you know much about refrigerators, but it's heavy. Yeah,

634
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: that's why I am paying a company to do it. Yeah,

635
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,479
Speaker 1: you got a boyfriend or something? What the hell does

636
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: that have to do with anything? If I have a boyfriend, Like,

637
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm paying you to do it. I asked if you

638
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 1: had a boyfriend, because I'm only five foot and one

639
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: hundred pounds, so basically, that fridge weighs more than I

640
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: do taller than me too. Isn't this your job though?

641
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: Did you say you want to go for a jog? No,

642
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: this is your job. What do you get paid for then,

643
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: I don't care how the small you are or being

644
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: you are. Just get your ass back here and bring

645
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: this refrigerator. All right, Well, I look, I would love

646
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: to do that. I got some more deliveries I gotta make,

647
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: and so I gotta make those deliveries first. No, you

648
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: come back, you come back right now. What's the number

649
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: of your supervisor? I need to get someone else on

650
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: the phone. What's that? I'm hard to hear it. I

651
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: can't hear very well out of this ear that I

652
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: have the phone to the number of your supervisor. I can't.

653
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: The problem is I got the phone to the ear

654
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: that doesn't hear very well. So I'm having trouble hearing you.

655
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 1: Put the phone to your other fear, that one you

656
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: can hear out of. Again, I got the phone. I

657
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: can't hear the phone to the other side. You're bad,

658
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: and get the number of your supervisor now, Oh okay,

659
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: hold on, let me switch hello Hello, Hello, Oh there

660
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: you are. I can hear you now. I put it

661
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: on my other ear. What the number of your supervisor? Oh? Um, well, ma'am,

662
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: do you think we have to get my supervisor involved? Yes?

663
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 1: You didn't complete the service. I need. I need the

664
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: supervisor's number right now. I really don't want to give

665
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: you that, though, because he'd probably be very upset with me,

666
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: knowing that I wasn't able to carry. Yeah, you give

667
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: me the number. Hey, you guys, get away from that.

668
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: That's Laura's Laura. You better get down there. Get your

669
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: refrigerator quick. Some guys are taking it. That's law. It's

670
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: got a note on it Laura to tell someone. Hey, Laura,

671
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: what this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing

672
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: a phone prank on you? Are you hitting me? No,

673
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your dad set you up, are you?

674
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. I was about to fill that

675
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 1: guy like I was gonna run home. Yeah, I could

676
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: tell your dad said that your fridge died and your

677
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: panicking because he couldn't help you put the new one in.

678
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: So okay, Well I'm gonna make my dad install it.

679
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: Now go with me. What what's that? I had the

680
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,720
Speaker 1: phone up to the wrong ear? What'd you say again?

681
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand, It's time four of the

682
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: Roses only on The Jewbil Show. Technology has done a

683
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: lot for our society. It has made it possible for

684
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: people to buy groceries without ever leaving the comfort of

685
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: their couch and testing. It's also made it possible for

686
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,439
Speaker 1: us to laugh at funny videos of people falling down. Yeah,

687
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: it's also made it possible for us to laugh at

688
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: funny videos of old white people rapping. I think that's

689
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: all the internet has done for us. That's it. That's

690
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: that's all technology has done. Right. Another thing it has

691
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: done is it's made it very possible for people to

692
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: cheat on their partner. Yeah, while watching funny videos of

693
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: all people rapping. Anyway, today Hallie is on the phone,

694
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: and because of technology, she thinks that her boyfriend of

695
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: about five is it about five years? Halle Um, not

696
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 1: quite not quite five years? Okay, her boyfriend of five

697
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: years might be cheating. So you think that he's being

698
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: shady with his technology, that's why. Yeah, right, he's just

699
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: acting really different. For I mean, I would say the

700
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: last like at least like three four months, um, and

701
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: so like, I mean, we lived together, and so he's

702
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: being shady with his technology. As far as his foe. Yeah, well,

703
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: it's it's everything. It's like I'll come into the room

704
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: and he'll have his laptop open all SuDS. He'll shut

705
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: it and put it down and like all of a sudden,

706
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: like start a conversation, like distraction from his own laptop

707
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: or like he you know again we live together, be

708
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: normal for him, believe his phone around. But now it's

709
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,720
Speaker 1: like if he leaves him to go to the bathroom,

710
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: he grabs the phone, put it in his pocket. Take

711
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: with him. Well, you said he's shutting his laptop when

712
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 1: you come in the room, Is he doing anything else

713
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: with his hands, because that could reason. I mean no,

714
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: Like it'll literally be like, you know, he'll be sitting

715
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: in there like watching TV and kind of have it

716
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: open and whatever, and I'll come in to sit with him,

717
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: and he'll like shut It sounds like he's looking at

718
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: something he doesn't want you to see. Yeah, yeah, something,

719
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: And I don't really know what that might be. But

720
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: it's it's the fact that it's not just the laptop.

721
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: It's like it's a phone too. It's like he'll you know,

722
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: he used to leave it just sitting out like face

723
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: up on the table for setting together because he went

724
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: out whatever, And now it's like it's always in his pocket.

725
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: Like I never really see his phone. Have you asked

726
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: him about it. Um, he just kind of makes me fuses.

727
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: Was like, Oh, no, it's just like I don't I

728
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: don't really know what you're talking about. I don't think

729
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: I've been doing anything differently. I always just carrying my

730
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: phone everywhere. You know, I'm attached to my phone. Have

731
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: you noticed how he's setting it? Is he doing the

732
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 1: face down thing? Yeah? Okay, that's always face down. Yeah,

733
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 1: that's a big sign. Anytime anybody sets their phone face

734
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: down around me, I look at him sideways no matter what,

735
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: even though at a business meeting across a board room table,

736
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: and what are you hiding? Yeah, because if he doesn't

737
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: have anything to hide, he wouldn't care if it was

738
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,439
Speaker 1: face up now and everyone will someone sets their phone

739
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: down like that, but if it's always face down, it

740
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: means they don't want you to see something on their phone. Yeah. Yeah,

741
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: I mean it's definitely weird and new. And then also

742
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: he's never been like a social media person, and lately

743
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: he downloaded Snapchat, and anytime I do happen to get

744
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: a glimpse of what he's doing on the phone, he's

745
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: like always on Snapchat. Snapchat's a really weird one too,

746
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: because like the message is delete after you immediately send them,

747
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: so that you can't really be cold. If you are

748
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: doing you can only see like who you've been snapping,

749
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: But it still doesn't say maybe say the name. Yeah,

750
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 1: it's very shady, all right, So that does all sound weird?

751
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: Have you thought of how we could set him up

752
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: to catch him that would seem legit? So he's familiar

753
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 1: with the concept of the show, so I'm thinking like

754
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 1: kind of something personal to him that he wouldn't expect,

755
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: Like he um, he plays poker at actually like a

756
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: pretty high level and he goes to Vegas and stuff. Okay,

757
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: I was thinking, Um, maybe if you could have like

758
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,399
Speaker 1: a Vegas resort that he would go to call him

759
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 1: and say that they have because he has be like

760
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: a member and you know whatever, like maybe they're reaching

761
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: out to him about some special offer or something. Is

762
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: where does he stay the most? He almost always stays

763
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 1: at them, like he loves that place. I know he's

764
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: signed up for like whatever their rewards thing is called there. Okay,

765
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: that's a good idea because Vegas hotels will bug you. Yeah,

766
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: they do, especially I mean you said he spends a

767
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: lot of money, So all right, well what we'll do

768
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: is we'll play a song Google, whatever their rewards program is,

769
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 1: come back, pretend to be from the and call him

770
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: with a free stay for him and someone special, and

771
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: also send them flowers and see whose name he gives us.

772
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. There's no way a gambler will

773
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: reject that. No, not at all. Does that sound like

774
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: it would work? Yeah? I think that that would be good. Okay,

775
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: I don't think he suspected anything. Cool, All right, we'll

776
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: play a song come back and do that and see

777
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: if we can catch them cheating in your War of

778
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: the roses. To catch cheater. Next, it's a jewel show.

779
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: Grazzi Gratzi, Grazzi, thank you. That is Italian. Yeah, yes

780
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: it is, because we're about to pretend to be from

781
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: the hotel resort in Las Vegas and their rewards program

782
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: we just found out is the Grazzi program. And the

783
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: reason that I'm saying that is because Hallie is on

784
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 1: the phone. She thinks that her boyfriend of almost five years, James,

785
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: might be seeing somebody else, because all of a sudden,

786
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: he's become very shady with this technology and even is

787
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: now on Snapchat when he doesn't like social media yeah,

788
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: so she's pretty sure something's going on. And you said

789
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: that he plays poker at a high level. Yeah, like

790
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: he goes and does all the tournament. He goes to

791
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: Vegas like two or three times a year to do

792
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: this kind of stuff, all right, and he stays And

793
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: you said a good way to catch him would be

794
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: if we pretended to be from there and whatever their

795
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: program is for people who stay there a lot. I'll

796
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: do this fun of him right now and see if

797
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: we can find out if he's cheating. I'm so hello. Hi,

798
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: my name is Chartle. I was calling from the hotel

799
00:41:53,440 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: Resort and Casino in Las Vegas. I was looking for James. Yeah,

800
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 1: this is him. Hi James, Hi, how are you doing. Hey?

801
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: Thank you for being a member of our program and

802
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: for also staying at our hotel when you come to town.

803
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: We always appreciate it. Oh yeah, absolutely. You guys call

804
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: me with special offers all the time. Is that what

805
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: this is? There? Like a special thing going on? Yeah,

806
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: a callin was an offer, but it's not the normal

807
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 1: kind of thing that we do where we just let

808
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: you know about discounted rooms. We actually just wanted to

809
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: give you a free gift. Oh, there's no You don't

810
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: have to spend any money here. Nothing. We just wanted

811
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: to reach out and say thank you and offer you

812
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: a free stay for a weekend and send flowers to

813
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: a person that you might want to take with you,

814
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: or any anybody really, just like any anybody would want

815
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: to send flowers to it just kind of a that

816
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: sounds fantastic. Holy Yeah, well all I need from you

817
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: we have your information obviously. Were you interested in sending

818
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: it's a romantic bookay flowers to somebody? We're interested in

819
00:42:55,400 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: sending that to anybody? Yeah, actually I am. I don't

820
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: need for that is pretty simple. I just need a name,

821
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: something you want to might want to write on a

822
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: card if you want to write a card, and then

823
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: I'll get the address and stuff later. So who would

824
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: you like to send those roses too? Her name is

825
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: Monica m O N I C A. Okay, cool Monica?

826
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: And did you want to do a card or no?

827
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: Absolutely go ahead whenever you're ready. What would you like

828
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: to say in the card? Looking forward to an amazing

829
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: we can get away love it. It'd be cooler if

830
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: you're taking your girlfriend though, Uh? Would you say? I

831
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: said it'd be cooler if you're taking your girlfriend with

832
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: you to Vegas? Do you think? Yeah? I think, Um, wait,

833
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 1: who is this? Do you want to tell him? Where

834
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 1: should I? Hallie? I'll tell him, Hi, James, but I

835
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: name Hey James. That's that voice sound Fameric because it

836
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: sounds to me like it's your girlfriend Hallie. I don't

837
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: know her very well. I just talked to her a

838
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: second ago. But that sounds like Hallie's voice, doesn't it

839
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 1: not Monica's. Um well, um, James, what's going on? Yeah?

840
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: I felt like you were going to ask that. I

841
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: don't know why, but I want to. I'll explain. This

842
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 1: is the Jewels Show. My name is Jubell, I'm Alex,

843
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: I'm Evan, And on the phone is your girlfriend Hallie.

844
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: I think you already know her. But it's a radio

845
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 1: show where if somebody thinks that they're significant other's cheating

846
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: on them, they can ask us to try to catch them.

847
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: And it sounds like we've got another one in the bag.

848
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: Yes we do. Can you, like, please just tell me

849
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:42,919
Speaker 1: what's going on? It's first, it's not what you think.

850
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: Monica is just a really really rough time. Okay, So

851
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: so you're gonna make a really good friend for a

852
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 1: romantic trip to Vegas. She has some really bad family

853
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: trouble right now, she's not on her right head, and

854
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get her away from her for

855
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: a weekend. Okay, So why is it the person hearing

856
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: of Monica? If she's a friend, she's a friend from

857
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: a long time ago. She lives very far away. I

858
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 1: don't talk to her that much except through the phone

859
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: a friend, and you couldn't like tell me, like, is

860
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: this what you've been snapshotting that was about? I mean,

861
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: there's really no reason that you should be taking another

862
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: female to Vegas. And if there was another female you

863
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: wanted to take to Vegas besides your girlfriend, then you

864
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: should have broken up with your girlfriend. Yeah, Like we

865
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: really so long, James, Like, is this why you both

866
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: suppose like we've been talking about getting engaged from the

867
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: lows like two years ago? An a good times? A

868
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: good time is not a good time because you have

869
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: another girl. I don't have another girlfriend. Have already explained this.

870
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: Why would I risk the four and a half year

871
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: relationship we already have. That makes no sense. It's a

872
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: great question. Is overreacting? I've overreacted? Yeah, How is she

873
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: overreacting when you're taking another girl to Vegas? How is

874
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: she overreacting? What? Does she went to Vegas and took

875
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: a dude? True? She can do that then, so you

876
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: think it's okay that she can go to Vegas and

877
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 1: take a guy. Do you guys have like that agreement?

878
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: Or does she know that she's an adult she can

879
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: do whatever? She's in a relationship? What are you what?

880
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: What about what you said in the card? Exactly? Yeah,

881
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: didn't you say romantic weekend? Yeah? Totally. So he's he's

882
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: a liar and a cheater, James, You're a liar and

883
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: a cheer. Just festimized romantic. I said a great getaway? Oh,

884
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: a great getaway? Yeah? In a Vegas hotel room. Okay, okay,

885
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 1: you know what. I Am gonna start packing my stuff

886
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna stay with Popac Courtney for a little

887
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: bit and figure out somewhere else to live because like,

888
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm done, Like this is who? So was

889
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: it worth it? Is it worth it? We can talk

890
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: about this. It's not. Yeah, that's that's look what you've done, James.

891
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: Was Monica worth it? Clearly not? At this point. Whatever

892
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm going all right, Well, can we just hang up

893
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: on James because yes, like he's not you, it's not

894
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: amitting and he's a shooter and a liar. Yeah, so

895
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: bye bye James. Yeah yeah, we'll see you later, James.

896
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 1: Good luck with life with everything. Um, hopefully I hung

897
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: on h by the way, he just go on right now? Hopefully.

898
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: Uh he's a better game than that. Sucks, Hollie, are

899
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: you still there? Yeah? I'm sorry, Hallie. Yeah, yeah, that's

900
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: a real bummer. I feel stupid. I was with us

901
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: guy for a little fire. Hallie. You know what, We're

902
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 1: gonna send you to Vegas for a weekend with one

903
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: of your girlfriends on us. Really. Yeah, you deserve to

904
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: go to Vegas and user are to have fun and single. Yeah,

905
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: and Alex Fins is paid. So when you're ready to

906
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:15,280
Speaker 1: go to Vegas, just hit me up. You guys are amazing.

907
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be the will it? No? Definitely not The

908
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: Jewils Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret sign for

909
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret text in four one O six one.

910
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: If you have something dirty on your mind, you don't

911
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: tell people. Get it off if it's clean too. If

912
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, call us up eighty

913
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 1: eight three four three, one oh six one. You can

914
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: tell us anything, literally, whatever you want, because nobody will

915
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: know who you are. We don't even ask what your

916
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: name is. Everybody who calls in to tell us a

917
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: dirty little secret gets a fake, anonymous nickname. And right now,

918
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 1: the name of the caller. I'm going to say a

919
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 1: place that I've always wanted to visit. Then Alex free

920
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: as she'll say, Okay, place you've always want to visit?

921
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: In englisheven, you say a place you've always wanted to visit,

922
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: and that will be the name of the caller. All right,

923
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: then Egypt Machu Tokyo. Egypt Machu Tokyo. That's interesting name.

924
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 1: Oh no, because it's a place. How I want to

925
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: want you to say Machu and Jubel you want to

926
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: go there? How I want to go there too. I've

927
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: been to Egypt. Did you say that? Just hurt my feelings? No? Sorry,

928
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 1: sad right now, sorr yea. I shouldn't have said because

929
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: it rub it in my face. You've been skiing in

930
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 1: the Alps too, and peach you No, we can't take

931
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: my word because it's a place that I want to visit. Egypt.

932
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: I'll say peach you you say machu. No, let's just

933
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: listen to the person's dry little secret. Okay, okay that

934
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 1: we can't figure out your name, but we're not gonna ask. Yeah,

935
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: you're on the phone for a dirty little secret, so

936
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: let us go for it. Yeah, that's right in the face.

937
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: Don't judge me, you guys, I already feel like the

938
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: worst parents in the world. We're talking about this in

939
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: the first place, but we don't. We don't judge on

940
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: the show. A lot of other shows are judge you,

941
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: but we have a saying here, and that's saying is

942
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 1: we don't judge you unless you need to be judged.

943
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 1: So it just depends what you're doing. But for the

944
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: most part, you're good, very confident. Yeah, all right, what

945
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: do you want? What do you to make yourself think

946
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: that you're a terrible parent? Um? Well, backstory, My husband

947
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,439
Speaker 1: is a very very accomplished singer. He's professionally has song

948
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: and sings, continues to sing, and he we have a son,

949
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: and he was very excited that his son took an

950
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: early interest to singing. One of the people like daddy

951
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: you know, um, one to following his steps thought Yeah,

952
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great some day we can sing together.

953
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 1: And got our son into singing classes and what have you.

954
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: And long story short, you guys, he our son can't sing,

955
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 1: like you don't like a horrible mother. Oh you don't

956
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: think that there's like any chance of him with the

957
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: singing lessons to improve? No, no, really, I don't. I

958
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: feel like this poor kid got my jeans and and

959
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: I feel so bad because I can't sing. I am Yeah,

960
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,919
Speaker 1: does your husband who's the singer, know that your son

961
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: can't sing? He seems to think that the classes are

962
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,439
Speaker 1: going to help that happen. Yeah, he wants the clay.

963
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: He believes so badly, you know, he wants this dream

964
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: so badly that but he've been spending all this money

965
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: on these classes. I'm talking where the kid's been in

966
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: classes for two years now, and that's it's draining us.

967
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: It's like private classes isn't like school stuff. And I'm

968
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: at a point where we gotta draw a line. We

969
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: have just add to admit to ourselves. Kid takes after

970
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 1: his mother. Maybe yeah, wrestling, yeah, right, just as a

971
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: triangle swimming then, you know, or yeah, if he loves music,

972
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: if he wants to do music like his dad, but

973
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: he can't sing like his father. Then always just be like, hey, man,

974
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 1: like you ever think about producing making beats? Wow? Yeah,

975
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: he may be playing an instrument. You you know, you

976
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: might be the best guitarists out there not even know it,

977
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: or wastes all this time on singing classes. Let's try

978
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 1: to get you in some just regular music classes and

979
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: see if you have any skill. Don't add to any

980
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: skill parts at the end. But yeah, I didn't really

981
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: put him down. There's an angle, right, they say you community,

982
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: then you want to be anything you put your mind to,

983
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: you can do. That's right. I want to be the

984
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: bad guy in this scenario. It's me. I'm the bad guy.

985
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: You know. His dad believes in him, and it's gonna

986
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: I feel like. It's like I don't go play some basketball. Yes,

987
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: I can do too, and you can get a scholarship

988
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: playing some sports. It could be a great avenue for

989
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: you guys. Oh god, he's dad hate or just crush

990
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: having him? Do you know singing lessons because he likes

991
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: it and whatever. Yeah, or if you're if it's getting

992
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: too expensive, just making the money thing and then the

993
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: husband and then your husband will have to teach him,

994
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 1: and then your husband will will eventually be like, wow,

995
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: he sucks. Maybe he seems to think My husband seems

996
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: to think he's getting better. He's so insisting on bone

997
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: or he's improving. He's kidding it. He just needs more time.

998
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, how but he's been two years.

999
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You either naturally have a knack

1000
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: for this or you just don't I know, because I

1001
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:44,399
Speaker 1: don't either, dude. Auto tune exactly, thanking you all kinds

1002
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: of things with their voice. Now have you ever heard

1003
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: people without processing on their voice? Oh god, even even

1004
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: our voice is here, we have processing on our microphones

1005
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: that makes it sound different. I sound like a ferret

1006
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: in real life. Oh my god, show on demand. Wish

1007
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: our would have thought more ahead, right, it's a jewel show. Well,

1008
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: this is the biggest thing to ever happen. What you're

1009
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: listening to right now in a second, when we tell

1010
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: you what it is, is the biggest thing ever to

1011
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: happen in the radio world and in the music industry

1012
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: just in general. Yeah. So I didn't think ahead though,

1013
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: and didn't get you know, all the big sound effects guys. Yeah, yeah,

1014
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: or the like, you know how they do that? Right,

1015
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: the world premiere a song, the big fat voice guy

1016
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 1: comes on. I'm not talking about is wait, I'm talking

1017
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: about the voices. Don't add me on that one with

1018
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: a pH Yeah, you know. He comes on and he's like,

1019
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: it's another world premiere and then something explodes. I didn't

1020
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: think ahead. I should have had that made instead. This

1021
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: is how we're doing it. This is how we're sharing

1022
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,319
Speaker 1: with you the biggest thing that the world has ever

1023
00:53:55,520 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: seen this holiday season. One show and one show only

1024
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: doesn't just bring you one Christmas parody, doesn't bring you

1025
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: two Christmas parodies. I can't do math very well, so

1026
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how many days are in the months,

1027
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: but we're bringing you that many Christmas parodies Christmas. We're

1028
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: not doing thirty one chies. That's way too much. Um.

1029
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: But it is the first ever annual Jewels Show Christmas

1030
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: Parody Song Extravaganza. Yeah. We also just came up with

1031
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: that name like ten minuts before. But anyway, look, there's

1032
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: always the Christmas stations out there, yeah that they start

1033
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: playing Christmas music about July and then they talk about

1034
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 1: it and then people will drive around them like I

1035
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: love it when they set the Christmas just let the

1036
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: Christmas thing all the time. Wish they never stopped doing that, right,

1037
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 1: And then the people that are on the air there

1038
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: they change their name to like Chris Greenole, you know

1039
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: christ and things like that. What we will do, though,

1040
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: is unveiled new Christmas song at this time. And I

1041
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: didn't even have Christmas music ready, so all I have

1042
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: is this to promote it. It's the Jewels Shows first

1043
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: ever Christmas parody extravagance. Is such Christmas Eve music, every

1044
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 1: it is super Christmas see every single weekday at this

1045
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: time will unveil a new Christmas song for you to

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Speaker 1: listen to. Some of them will be very good, some

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Speaker 1: of them will probably be pretty bad. Some will be

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Speaker 1: amazing though. Yeah. So like there's gonna be at least

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Speaker 1: two of the you're gonna be like, damn, that was

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Speaker 1: a good job. The other ones you're gonna be like, WHOA.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to text in and make fun of him.

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Speaker 1: Afore one o six one? What song would you like

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Speaker 1: to hear us do a parody? I've texted in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one, and it is time for your

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Speaker 1: first ever Jewel Shows Christmas Parody Christmas song parody extravagand

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Speaker 1: so wow. Yeah. I also remember you can check these

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Speaker 1: out online after you hear them. If you want to

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Speaker 1: share them or whatever, just go to the jewelshow dot

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Speaker 1: com and here it is. Thank you excited about Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Oh you know how it is? Going to go over

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Speaker 1: to the family's house. Oh well, there's only one way

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Speaker 1: to deal with your family at Christmas time. Get a

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Speaker 1: little boncho. That's right, I get drunken Christmas? Should I

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Speaker 1: get drunken Christmas? Should I get drunken Christmas? I'm at

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Speaker 1: my family's house. I need to black out. Should I

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Speaker 1: get soned at Christmas? Should I get sowned at Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Should I get stoned at Christmas? I'm at my family's house.

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Speaker 1: I need to sown out. I can't handle these stupid people.

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Speaker 1: How the hell am I related to these fools? Pass

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Speaker 1: me the whiskey and I'll see my way through the

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Speaker 1: happiest time of the year. Parents. Are you wing? I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to sown out. He loves man because we're not

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Speaker 1: at their house. Like creep Uncle has a crush on

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Speaker 1: my spouse. I better hide my wife. Oops, I got

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Speaker 1: drunk at Christmas? Oops? I got drunk at Christmas. Oops,

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Speaker 1: I got a drunk at Christmas and asked my cousin

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Speaker 1: and she wants to make out. Oops, I got sound Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Oops I got sound Christmas. Oops I got sound Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Got caught by Grandma and she asked for ruse. I

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Speaker 1: had no idea that Granny smokes too. She's eighty two.

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Speaker 1: Oh MG, she's so cool. She even asked my cousin

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Speaker 1: for kiss to Christmas. Jess awesome this year. Now, me

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Speaker 1: and Grandma, everything's closed except Chinese squizzy. Grandma, cousin and

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Speaker 1: me humped in the Christmas shopping for everyone at least

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Speaker 1: not all right. Remember, you can hear that song. You

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Speaker 1: can check out all the songs from the month when

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Speaker 1: we unveil a new parody song at this time every

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Speaker 1: single weekday at the julshow dot com. You can also

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Speaker 1: follow us on social media at the Jewil Show. You

1090
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that, I'm at Evan on the radio, did

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show on Demand