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Speaker 1: Hi guys, Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Happy Chinese New Year.

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Speaker 1: Nobody understood my TikTok. I said the Chinese zodiac to

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Speaker 1: the horse, and it was an audio of Shamar saying

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Speaker 1: he wanted to set someone on fire, and everybody was like,

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Speaker 1: what does this mean? But it's the year of the

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Speaker 1: fire horse. I on that also because on I think

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Speaker 1: it was like Saturday or something Saturday. No, it was

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Speaker 1: on Sunday. On Sunday, I stayed home and you weren't home.

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Speaker 1: I was like, home alone, and I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: just going to stay home and like paint and clean

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Speaker 1: home alone.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we're off to a bang.

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Speaker 1: Uh. Basically, I had a bunch of cleaning and stuff

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Speaker 1: to do, Like I was like, okay, I need to

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Speaker 1: pick up, I need to do this, this and that.

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Speaker 1: And I had done a bit of cleaning. I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take my vivans because I like, if you

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Speaker 1: don't know, I'm prescribed to vi VANSO. But I don't

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Speaker 1: really take them because the days I do take them,

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Speaker 1: I actually want to kill myself times ten. But I

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Speaker 1: took it because I was like, I have tasks to do.

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Speaker 1: I like need to clean, I have work to do.

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Speaker 1: It was a Sunday, I just got back from New York.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to like dedicate it to work. I made

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Speaker 1: the mistake of getting caught on my iPhone and I

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Speaker 1: went down the most insane like OCD, fueled by my

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Speaker 1: viban obsession about the lunar New Year. And then I

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Speaker 1: became paralyzed in fear about all of the cleaning I

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Speaker 1: had already done. And I was like, I can't do

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Speaker 1: any more cleaning because I'm washing away all my good luck.

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Speaker 1: And I literally freaked the fuck out and I had

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Speaker 1: just shower it.

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Speaker 2: Well, remember.

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Speaker 3: When you were live streaming, And I was like, I

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Speaker 3: already accidentally ruined my Chinese New Year?

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Speaker 2: Do you want me to tell you what it was?

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Speaker 1: What was it?

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Speaker 2: Bitch?

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Speaker 3: The first thing I did this morning, I had four

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Speaker 3: rules for myself. It was don't wash hair, don't take

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Speaker 3: out garbage, don't sweep the floor. And I can't remember

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Speaker 3: the fourth one right now I'm on the spot, but

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Speaker 3: I had four and I was like, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: wash my hair, I'm not gonna sweep. I'm just gonna

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Speaker 3: like relax and chill. The first thing I fucking did

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Speaker 3: was take out the garbage because it was garbage day

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Speaker 3: and I was like, cool, it's literally over from me.

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Speaker 1: And it's also but is that our fault though, No,

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Speaker 1: Like that's listen, we're living under a government that's already

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Speaker 1: fucking with our vibes on every level. Of course they're

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Speaker 1: gonna fuck with our Chinese New Year, right literally, like

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Speaker 1: they're gonna they're gonna do that. Well, I guess it's

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Speaker 1: also Lent, so it's like the mix of two. So

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Speaker 1: if you feel like you fucked up the Chinese New Year,

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Speaker 1: I guess you could move it over to Lent if

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Speaker 1: you want. Yeah, because today's Lent. So what are you

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Speaker 1: giving up?

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Speaker 2: Uh? I'm giving up this cookie. Oh that's it. Literally

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Speaker 2: for the cookie.

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Speaker 3: The cookie is off quarantine. Someone take a bite out

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Speaker 3: of my cookie.

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Speaker 1: The cookie is actually.

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Speaker 3: Out for Like, I'm giving this shit up to everybody

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Speaker 3: for lynn. Line up, line up, line up, line up?

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Speaker 2: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: Wait, oh my god?

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Speaker 2: What was that?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I was looking up the screenshot I had cuz

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Speaker 1: I will no one. I don't have anyone to use

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Speaker 1: my phone to talk to for the most part, so

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Speaker 1: if I go on my phone, it's because I had

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Speaker 1: a funny thought, and I'm like, oh, I should say

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Speaker 1: that somewhere, and I'll go to type it into Instagram

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Speaker 1: create mode and then I'm like, oh wait, I forget

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Speaker 1: people actually can read and we'll read this and it's

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Speaker 1: people who don't know me. But on February tenth, at

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Speaker 1: twelve thirty nine PM, I said, expanding my body count

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Speaker 1: sounds crazy to admit, but I think I'm a little behind.

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Speaker 1: So that's when I'm giving up for lent.

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Speaker 2: I'm giving up small body.

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Speaker 1: I'm giving a low body count, which is also a

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Speaker 1: lie because that actually sounds terrifying.

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Speaker 3: Well, guys, we have exciting news. Are we dropping them

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Speaker 3: on Friday or on Saturday?

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Speaker 1: Flash Splash Saturday?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're dropping these plushies fucking finally that I have been

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Speaker 3: in the background of this goddamn show for two years.

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Speaker 3: We're dropping them tomorrow. I love Saturday. Saturday, say Saturday

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Speaker 3: the twenty first, And we're donating every cent of the

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Speaker 3: plushy to charity, So yeah, go get them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a charity run. We're dedicating most of the

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Speaker 1: money to those affected by the Ice Monsters.

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Speaker 2: The Evil Evil Ice Monsters.

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Speaker 1: Party fun Verbes I Robert. I literally actually wow, just

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Speaker 1: like even no, I can't get I get I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't get caught up on that ice shit right

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Speaker 1: now because it's actually gonna piss me off. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what. Should I talk to you about my Rose

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Speaker 1: Bowl incident? Yes, so from top to.

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Speaker 2: Bottom, top to bottom.

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Speaker 1: I went to Rose Bowl with Rain recently and it

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Speaker 1: was it was like the first it was hot as shit. Actually,

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Speaker 1: it was so hot out and I wore this tank

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Speaker 1: air dress that I love to death. I've worn it

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Speaker 1: a bunch and I've never had this happen to me.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's because at this point

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Speaker 1: I've like washed it and like destroyed it, or I

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Speaker 1: don't fucking know what. Basically, I step out of the

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Speaker 1: car and me and Rain are like about to walk

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Speaker 1: into the Rose Bowl. And while we're walking down towards

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Speaker 1: the entrance, we're still really close to my car, and

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Speaker 1: this group of guys pass and they were staring at

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Speaker 1: Rain and I And granted, Rain is fucking gorgeous, let

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Speaker 1: alone me next to her. It's like two gorgeous women

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Speaker 1: just out and about alone. It's a very dangerous situation.

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Speaker 1: Usually I know that but this was rose bowl like elements. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I was like, we're saying.

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Speaker 2: Day guys are insecure.

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Speaker 1: Insecure, straight guys who shouldn't beat let outside you actually

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Speaker 1: no goautside. That's why y'all are like freakyith. Anyways, I

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Speaker 1: got out of the car and this group of guys

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Speaker 1: was staring at me, and I'm like, Okay, that's a

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Speaker 1: different kind of stare. That's not a stair like she's

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Speaker 1: so gorgeous, that's a stair like, Oh my gosh, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe this bitch is like this right now. This

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Speaker 1: is what I looked like, you like, cute my bronze

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Speaker 1: in and my boobs like it's not showing in photo,

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Speaker 1: but this dress was fully like transparent in like.

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Speaker 2: So, this is the worst photo I've ever seen taken.

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Speaker 1: Well, I know it's because I just wanted to see

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Speaker 1: what I looked like, because I was like, what do

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Speaker 1: I look like right now? And then took the picture

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Speaker 1: of me and my dude. My bush was just huge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the first time it wasn't fat cat. It's bush

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Speaker 1: that wasn't fat cat, And I got a fat cat,

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Speaker 1: but that was not the fat cat part. Like that

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Speaker 1: was literally just bush.

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Speaker 2: What you lack an ass? You make up in cat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, that's not what I think. I like

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Speaker 1: was like left on my back too long, like I

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Speaker 1: was digesting on my back so like none of my

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Speaker 1: fat could distribute to the back side of my body,

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Speaker 1: so everything just like landed on the front. That's why

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Speaker 1: I ended up with like big boobs and like big bush,

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Speaker 1: big bush area. What is that sound in the trash?

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Speaker 3: Have you never heard it? No, it sounds like the

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Speaker 3: world is ending. It sounds like a rock. Wait, guys,

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Speaker 3: they're adding a Monster's Ink ride to Disney here, and

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited about it. I've been like on a.

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Speaker 2: Really big like Disney adult.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not a Disney adult. I probably will literally.

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Speaker 1: Never go to Disney again as.

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Speaker 3: In my entire life. But I am obsessed with like

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Speaker 3: new additions to parks, like I'm obsessed with like you're

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Speaker 3: about building, Yes, you're all about that experience. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: yes yes, they're like adding like Incanto, like or Cocoa

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Speaker 3: and conto.

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Speaker 2: They're adding Wait what incanto coco?

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Speaker 1: Okay street one day streak period.

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Speaker 3: It is cool twenty twenty seven. It looks fucking Lita,

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Speaker 3: that's a year away.

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Speaker 2: That's too far away, so far away, Charlie xx.

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Speaker 1: KEIVI me the poison. I haven't seen Withering Heights yet,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to see it this week, and like,

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Speaker 1: I literally so many people have so much to say

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Speaker 1: about it, and I'm like, literally, not here too common

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Speaker 1: on that because that's not my business. I haven't read

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Speaker 1: the book. I don't fucking know anything about it. I

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Speaker 1: can't lie. I thought it was a Kate Bush song

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Speaker 1: up the movie. I was like, damn, they're making a

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Speaker 1: whole movie about cap Yeah, I was likely. I was

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Speaker 1: like for Charlie to align herself with something that's just

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Speaker 1: taking the name of a like another musician.

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Speaker 3: And when they announced that shit, for like probably a week,

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Speaker 3: I was like, wait, Kate Bush biopic biopic and.

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Speaker 1: That's not even the strangest thing about it.

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Speaker 2: And that's not even the strangest thing.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, wait, so she was from she

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Speaker 3: was from the eighteen hundreds, What the fuck is going on?

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Speaker 3: She was writing this ship in the eighteen hundreds. I

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Speaker 3: was gagged for like a week. I'm dead serious. And

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Speaker 3: then I saw Charlie xx doing the soundtrack and I

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Speaker 3: was like, oh, well, Kate Bush, they would have reanimated.

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Speaker 2: Her do the soundtrack. Obviously they would have. They would

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Speaker 2: have hologrammed her into the movie.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, Kate Bush is the one touching up

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Speaker 1: on Jacob ALORDI.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, she's in the movie.

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Speaker 1: She got the part. Well, she was supposed to be

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Speaker 1: in the movie.

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Speaker 2: I was supposed to be the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think so yeah alive and well she's not.

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Speaker 1: She's not very old. I think she was like sixteen

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Speaker 1: when she was doing all that.

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Speaker 2: That's so crazy.

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Speaker 1: She was sixteen doing that. You were sixteen acting like

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Speaker 1: you liked girls? That make that makes sense?

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Speaker 2: The actor actor, Okay, convincing the arts. Baby, we need

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Speaker 2: more creativity in this world. I know.

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Speaker 1: Fuck.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Actually I didn't get to talk about this because the

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Speaker 1: last episode was with Veronica. But the Super Bowl. I

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Speaker 1: also didn't finish my Rose Bowl story. But like I

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Speaker 1: got sidetracked. Actually before I go into Super Bowl, I

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Speaker 1: had to finish that. Basically, I get out of the

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Speaker 1: car and I'm like, okay, I look fucking naked, and

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Speaker 1: me and Rain are dying laughing because at first we

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Speaker 1: were like, no, it's fine.

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Speaker 2: Before after you danced dog shit.

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Speaker 1: No, so this is a fully different day.

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Speaker 3: This is just like every time Cats danced in dog

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Speaker 3: shit for literally like five minutes and didn't realize until

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Speaker 3: she got into her car and scraped dog shit all

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Speaker 3: over Rain's car in her art Tarik's jacket. That then

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Speaker 3: she proceeded to leave outside of the car, someone came

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Speaker 3: up crazy.

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Speaker 1: I do want to be clear about this jacket because

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see like some willy nilly like

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Speaker 3: Even want to tell you about Olympic penis gate, like

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Speaker 3: you know those motherfuckers that go down the big hill

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Speaker 1: Why don't girls do that with their tits?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I showed him my utters. They were He understands

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Speaker 3: You were naked and cleaning, and it was just like

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Speaker 2: They're no, it's like literally supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: My boobs have always just made me laugh. Like my boobs.

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Speaker 3: That's all A cool edit of Anthony Davis shooting Stephan Yeah,

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Speaker 3: shooting Stephan Yahoo in GTA and then dunking and it

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck The first part of

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Speaker 2: Stean Curry is bought by Israel?

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, LPI LPI LP LP LPI kind of shots. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: LPI is lebron post Israel, if anybody.

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Speaker 1: When someone who used to be like lit is shooting

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Speaker 2: Wait No, I'm thinking of Little Pony and I.

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Speaker 1: Love Okay, So the dancing and dog shit thing, that's

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Speaker 1: a different story than me crushy toe of old Lady story,

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Speaker 1: that's different. That was yesterday. So me and Rain were

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Speaker 1: So we meet up. It's raining as fucking La. We

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Speaker 1: I make fun of lines, but lines are so important.

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Speaker 2: I literally love love coke.

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Speaker 1: I wish I literally wish We talk about the all

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Speaker 2: The We're trying, guys.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to get into it. It is not gonna

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Speaker 2: No but talk about the dog shit.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. So we get there. It's a bitch to

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Speaker 1: my god, like we're about to smoke. Like, let's play

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Speaker 1: that song nobody knows me, Thank you dude. So we

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Speaker 1: Like we're also about to like smoke and go eat

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm so scitzo kayle, Like we'll just like cut

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Speaker 3: we don't have Kai here, so I'm like, we have

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Speaker 1: I notice how much laughing. Notice how much laughter and

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Speaker 1: joy has been created in this room without that presence Joy,

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Speaker 1: Sit with that, sit with that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Joy Bride kind of love that song. By the way,

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Speaker 2: we need.

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Speaker 1: To see her.

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Speaker 2: This weekend.

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Speaker 1: That's a Goga song, right, Who was that?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, some random Actually I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: I thought Joy rad was a Lady Gaga song. Mama dogshit,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah whatever. So we're like blasting this song. Turns

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Speaker 1: but we don't care because it's Lunar New Year, all

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Speaker 1: get out of the car, and dude, I am having

438
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: the We're having the best morning ever, Like it was

439
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 1: hard to find parking, Like literally we are just stepping

440
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 1: in joy at this point, like we are like putting

441
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 1: our best foot forward. I got out and recording her

442
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,479
Speaker 1: and laughing, and we're playing this song super loud, and

443
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 1: like what I her. She comes back with our machas

444
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: and we're drinking it like whatever. I go to put

445
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 1: them in the car, and I forgot what she was doing,

446
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 1: but she walked around her car and I go to

447
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: step in the car and I have the jacket at

448
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: the floor of it because when I jumped out of

449
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 1: the car to recorder, it slips off of my lap

450
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: and like went on to the floor. And I go

451
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,360
Speaker 1: to step in the car and I'm wearing these big

452
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: ass boots and I look down at my jacket that's

453
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: like a muted gray and I just see the most

454
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 1: like neon green mush that immediately is obviously dog shit

455
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: because it's the Coole car. Immediately is like it smells

456
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 1: like dog shit and it's gore tex material, so like

457
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: I really could have washed it, but there was nowhere

458
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 1: to like what was I gonna do? Go in the

459
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,400
Speaker 1: Community Goods.

460
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 3: Bathroom and be like, hey, can put it in the

461
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 3: back of rains cars.

462
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 2: So it just hot bug shit all day that day.

463
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 1: So it's like covered in shit and I take it

464
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 1: out and I'm like going to tell her, and I

465
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: walk around the car and she's like, oh my god,

466
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 1: and she looks down and she's wearing rain boots and

467
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,719
Speaker 1: she has the biggest chunk of dog shit. And then

468
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: we're like, we need to get this off, and we

469
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: go to walk to these bushes to like rub our

470
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: feet and like the grass, and we then proceed to

471
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 1: walk into like another pile because then we realized her

472
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: car is the reason this dog shit has been moved

473
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 1: all around. And yeah, we just played in dog shit.

474
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: And then we had to like walk around the block

475
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: like thankfully it was raining, so we just had to

476
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: go like step in like the running rivers of La

477
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: m Yeah I was, but then I was told it

478
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: was good.

479
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 2: Luck dog shit.

480
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should let the dog shit in our yard.

481
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 3: Then let the dog shit in our yard.

482
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: Now did we update that that They came back for

483
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 1: a round two?

484
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 2: Mm hm, they spun the block.

485
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 3: Actually, they they literally they shit in our yard again.

486
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 3: But it was like in the middle of our yard

487
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 3: in one turn, and it almost gave like someone like

488
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaker 3: flicked it over there but.

489
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: Was digging in their pocket.

490
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 2: And they were like, oh my god, I go I'm done.

491
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 3: I'm done fighting guys. My parents are in la Hey

492
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 3: and it's been a fucking blast me and and you

493
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 3: took my mom to the third and final Eli Bob

494
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 3: Baker Marionette show. So fucking sick. I'm telling you right

495
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 3: fucking now. Eli is a goddamn star. Tap the fuck

496
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 3: in while you can, um. I mean, you can tap

497
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 3: in later with everybody else, but like, if you want

498
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 3: to be able to say that you were here early,

499
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 3: tap the.

500
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: Fuck you want them the non usable.

501
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: City of and.

502
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: Currency of being able to say you fucked with Eli

503
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: before the Norm's dead?

504
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 2: What happened now?

505
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: Dude? She's so good. She has the craziest voice.

506
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 3: Literally, also stage presence like is so fun Like it's

507
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,919
Speaker 3: so funny, Like that show is so special to me.

508
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 3: Like when we were driving home last night from it,

509
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 3: I was just like, damn, like I'm so happy right now,

510
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 3: Like I felt like real joy driving.

511
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 1: Also, mind you, this is the second time we've seen

512
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: the show, because we went to the first night, had

513
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: a fucking blast, and then asked to come back to

514
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 1: the last night, and we did, and it was so

515
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: fucking awesome.

516
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,959
Speaker 2: It was very amazing, so impressive.

517
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: How like the first show, I was already blown away

518
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: and I thought she did incredible, But you could tell

519
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: by the third show how much I.

520
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: Mean it was.

521
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: Also, Yeah, you could like see it. I noticed things

522
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 1: that had changed and moved around, and like they landed

523
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: way better where she put them, and like not even

524
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: necessarily landed better. But it's just interesting to watch someone

525
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: take something that's already good and already makes you walk

526
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: away wanting to return, and then returning to see the

527
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,199
Speaker 1: same product. But I'm still walking away, like damn I

528
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: want to see.

529
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 2: I would see it again.

530
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 1: I would literally watch that show again. It's so good, Which.

531
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 2: Kudos to Yeah, Eli, you're the go. Come on the

532
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 2: podcast soon.

533
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: You love to talk to you, like just so good.

534
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: Will you have to talk about how your mom Like.

535
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. So

536
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 2: we took my mom.

537
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 3: She also walked away. She was like that girl can

538
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 3: fucking sing for real?

539
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, your mom was upseessed.

540
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 3: My mom was like this she okay, So my mom

541
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 3: took a gummy before that's very crucial to the story.

542
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 2: Her reaction to Eli.

543
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 3: Was like the most idea thought I've ever heard in

544
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 3: my life. And she was like, the world needs more

545
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 3: of that, The world needs more happy music like that.

546
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 3: And I was like, yes it does, mom, Yes it

547
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 3: fucking does.

548
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 2: You're so right.

549
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: I loved hearing that from the backs said it on

550
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: the vaccine. After like we were like, what are your

551
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: like thoughts like and she gave this like great review.

552
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 1: She loved it, like thought it was fun, funny, engaging,

553
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: like strong, powerful, bah blah, and then she just goes,

554
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: the world needs more of that right now. Dead this serious, real,

555
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: it's real, real, as real as fuck.

556
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 3: But before Eli's show, it's at the Bob Baker Maryonette Theater.

557
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 3: So if like, if you know what that is, if

558
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 3: you don't know what it is, it's like the longest

559
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 3: running puppet show theater nineteen sixty.

560
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: Three or like sixty seven or some.

561
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 3: Crazy, And so they gave us a little taste of

562
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 3: what we could see if we wanted to go to

563
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 3: the theater, which literally will be going to the fucking theater.

564
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 3: It's a fucking Vibeasi.

565
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,360
Speaker 1: My cloud currency. We actually it's not even called currency.

566
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: We used to live across.

567
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 2: The literally our original location.

568
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: We were across the street from there when we first

569
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: moved here, and I went with Roy as like a

570
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: date when we first moved to such acute dates. It's

571
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: a perfect date spot. It's really sweet. But what's fucked

572
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: up is the only thing I like. The main core

573
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: memory I have of Bob Baker and that era is

574
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: I had a shirt, like they have the same merch

575
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: they've had forever, and I had a red shirt that

576
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: I had bought from the show I went to with

577
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: Roy that was really tight on me. And when I

578
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: used to have a disgusting Reddit of like nasty mongrels

579
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: being disgusting, they were obsessed with the picture of me

580
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: and that T shirt because my tits looked huge, like.

581
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 2: Plump It's out for Bakers, plump.

582
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: As fuck for Bob Baker in the reddit throad. I

583
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: hope they got at least one ticket sale out of that. Yeah,

584
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: but but yeah.

585
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 3: My mom took a gummy and we were watching the

586
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 3: Puppet Show, and as we were driving there, I was like,

587
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 3: I hope they do the same show we saw, because

588
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 3: if you know anything about my mother. Frogs mean a

589
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 3: lot to her, like they mean so much to her,

590
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 3: and I remembered, like the first fucking puppets they bring

591
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 3: out her dancing singing frogs. Guys, I have never seen

592
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 3: my mom laugh this hard in her entire life. Mind

593
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 3: you on a gummy. So it's like it's like that

594
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 3: powerful laugh that we've all had on a gummy where

595
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 3: it's just like tears down.

596
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: Literally from your core, like it's from your center chakrat.

597
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 3: And we were with our friend Ian too, and he

598
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 3: kept like looking over like is she okay? And then

599
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 3: I had India tell her or tell him that my

600
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 3: mom was on gummies and he was like oh, and

601
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 3: then he started dying.

602
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: He was like, okay, I had a feeling because she

603
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: is dying like she died.

604
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 3: It was making me cry laugh too, because I was like,

605
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 3: I've never seen my mom like this before, but those

606
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 3: fucking dancing.

607
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 2: Frogs got her ass crazy. And there's videos somewhere, but

608
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can tell you have.

609
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: A video and I have, or I think there's one

610
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: on her phone.

611
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I took a bunch on her phone.

612
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: I took one on my camera because I couldn't believe

613
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: how hard she was laughing. It was so amazing.

614
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 3: But I looked over after the frogs and Eli had

615
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 3: already started performing, which it's like probably like.

616
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 2: At that minutes.

617
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: No, I would argue, it's like ten minutes.

618
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, like ten minutes between. And I looked over and

619
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 3: her face is sopping wet from tears and she just

620
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 3: like kept wiping them away.

621
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: It was so sweet. But go see Eli on tour

622
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 2: challenge as fuck. Go stream her music challenge.

623
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 3: Well, the other day, I was driving to the gym

624
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 3: and I was having such a good day. Every time

625
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,959
Speaker 3: I drive to the gym, I call someone on my phone,

626
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 3: a random person. It's like luck of the draw, whoever

627
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 3: gets it, because it's a fucking forty minute goddamn drive

628
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 3: to my goddamn gym.

629
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: It's horrible. But this time I was.

630
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 3: Writing solo and I was writing in silence, and I

631
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 3: was like, you know, I'm just gonna like enjoy this drive,

632
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 3: try to enjoy this drive. And I'm driving and I

633
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: see this woman in a cloak on the side of

634
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 3: the road as I'm like probably like a football field

635
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 3: away or whatever, and I see her like with like

636
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 3: a like dragging a bag behind her, and then right

637
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 3: as I drive by, she throws this like handful of

638
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 3: shredded paper at my car and it just goes, It

639
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 3: literally goes everywhere. It was the most paper I've ever seen,

640
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 3: and it was a.

641
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: Kind of beautiful. No cheater or not cheaters, challengers, different.

642
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 2: Same thing, same things.

643
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 3: It was giving cheating weather, yes, but no, it was

644
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 3: really beautiful.

645
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 2: No, it was it was cheating weather. It was cheating weather.

646
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm lucky I don't have a partner.

647
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 2: But I think I got cursed.

648
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 3: I either got cursed or I called you after and

649
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 3: you said I should reframe and I got blessed.

650
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a blessing. I'm like, that's beautiful imagery.

651
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: It could have been anything. It could have been a

652
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: violent item that she chose to throw your car. It

653
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: could have been a dead chicken in a plastic bag,

654
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: which is a very bad sign of BLUEHETI or a

655
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: brown like paper bag, you know, something of the source. Also,

656
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: I'm only saying that because I still don't know if

657
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: this is a rumor, but it definitely is, just because

658
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: I grew up in Miami and there's like a lot

659
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: of like that kind of shit there. But I was

660
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: told growing up that if you saw a plastic brown

661
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: bag or a brown paper bag in the road, don't

662
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: drive over it because it has a dead chicken in it,

663
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: because it's like somebody curse somebody, and if you drive

664
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: over it, you're gonna like get part of the curse.

665
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 3: Every once in a while, those brew haw videos will

666
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 3: pop up on my feed where like someone like hit

667
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 3: a figure wrapped in blood soaked fabric inside of a

668
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 3: child's bed, and they like rip it out, and the

669
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 3: priest is like, look at the ship, and the family screams,

670
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 3: and I eat it.

671
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: Up every and the family screams and I eat it

672
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: and the family is like, look what I found. The

673
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: family freeze me. When I'm the priest and I found

674
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: a cart y, look what I found.

675
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 2: But the reason I believe it might have been a curse.

676
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: If I have kids who were smoking carts, by the way,

677
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: I would just go in their room every night and

678
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: like find it and hit the hit their cart. I

679
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: would just o their car like I would never I

680
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: would never bring it up to the teenager. I don't

681
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: think I would just make them schizophrenic. And when they're

682
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: high off the car or whatever and they go to

683
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: hide it. I'm gonna get high off whatever car I've

684
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: already stolen from them, go in their room and be

685
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: like if I was high, where would I put this?

686
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna find the car every time, and

687
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: then they're just gonna think they're losing it.

688
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 3: Question if I'm pretty sure my mom did that, she

689
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 3: would like take my weed and it would disappear and

690
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 3: we'd both but it would be this like stand still

691
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 3: where it was like okay, Like if I asked my

692
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 3: mom if she took my weed, that's me admitting to

693
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 3: I had weed. And if we just sit in silence,

694
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 3: it's okay, and now we just sit.

695
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: Inside now, which I said, it's highlights.

696
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 3: But I think I got I think I might have

697
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 3: been cursed in okay, why do you think it's a curse.

698
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 3: I got to the gym and was in the locker

699
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 3: room and I had just finished working out.

700
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,479
Speaker 1: It's somebody, you know.

701
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 3: Wait, just wait, I just showered and I was just

702
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 3: like sitting air drying for a second before I put

703
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 3: my clothes on. And I'm just sitting in the locker

704
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 3: room on my phone for a second and walks in

705
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 3: and I like stand up to say hi, and he

706
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 3: goes in for a hug and he's like, oh, I'm sorry,

707
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 3: I don't have your eye told your shirt. I didn't

708
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 3: bring my gym back today because I let him borrow

709
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 3: up for Halloween because he was Challengers for Halloween. Funny

710
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 3: how things are lining up here.

711
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: Conversation conversation, yes.

712
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,439
Speaker 1: Yes, conversational interloping.

713
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 3: But I get up and I give go to give

714
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 3: him a hug and my fucking towel drops to my

715
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 3: ankles while I'm giving this straight guy a hug. And

716
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 3: it was I kept my eyes on his eyes and

717
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 3: I like bent down and I was like looking, is

718
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 3: like did this and yeah, I.

719
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: Like, which I'm about to tell you is way weirder

720
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: that it's way we to maintain eye contact in this.

721
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 2: Towel falls.

722
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 3: And I wrap it, but his eyes stayed on my eyes,

723
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 3: so I don't think he saw my junk. And then

724
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 3: it was really mortifying after that is I was like,

725
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 3: I can't believe my fucking towel fell and that's such

726
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 3: a fucking accident or that was such a bad accident,

727
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 3: and he was like, yeah, it's an accident, right, Because

728
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 3: the whole thing was is like he's hot, and everybody.

729
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 2: Everybody wants every guy yeah and yeah, my towel fell

730
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 2: to my fucking ankle's hole out.

731
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: It's a much more Sidney Sweeney like ass move to

732
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: maintain eye contact while you pick it off, like it's

733
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: very like Sidney sweeenee, like am I in trouble? I'm sorry, sorry,

734
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: I just had to bring that up because this morning

735
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: it was brought to my attention that she started a

736
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: lingerie brand, which is like funny because obviously everyone's first

737
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: question is who was this for? Because her audience is

738
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: just men, so it's like, who's gonna be purchasing this?

739
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: But of course there are women who are going to

740
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: purchase it. Come on, guys, every time you drive your

741
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: car fadageel fans for the men who like none that's

742
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 1: gonna piss me off. Anyways, it was just actually making

743
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: me laugh so hard this morning watching all the like

744
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 1: I was watching all of her like content she made

745
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: for whatever, And we're also living in this really interesting

746
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 1: time where because things have become so overlapped, especially when

747
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: it comes to creative ideas, it's really it's really easy

748
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: to identify where someone stands politically for the most part

749
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: through their art, like people can argue that all they want,

750
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: all they want. But for the most part, historically it

751
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: was really easy. That's why I like even alternative like

752
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: dressing alternative that became a thing because it was like

753
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: they had different ideas and a lot of those ideas

754
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: were based on kind of ended up being a political thing,

755
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: if that makes sense, like punks being like I don't

756
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 1: fuck with the government. You can't tell her to have

757
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,439
Speaker 1: an abortion, like or not whatever, like whatever the fuck

758
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: it is, like that whole back and forth. But now

759
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: we're living in an era where because we all in

760
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: take the same shit. Even like the conversation about Eli,

761
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 1: we're saying that because we know that right now we're

762
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: at a standpoint where there's some bitch who is like,

763
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about the files. I'm a

764
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: three six five party girl. Like there is that now,

765
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: Like we are living in that weird like amalgamation. So

766
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: watching her promo for it was funny because I was like,

767
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: this is literally like they hired a non binary person

768
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: on the creative team to be like, okay, so we're

769
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 1: in funky waters right now. We can't We're like okay,

770
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: Like it just feels like there was one person like

771
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean, like some of the

772
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 1: creative directions, like they had someone here that was definitely

773
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: in it mitigating Yeah, like that was definitely in her

774
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: check the check It doesn't necessarily fuck with this like

775
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 1: side of it and what it stands for. But watching that,

776
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: all of that literally to make me say, you could

777
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: do all the brainwashing you want, but smart people like

778
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: you know, most women, all women have nipples and holes,

779
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: all women, like like I'm trying to figure out I can't.

780
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,439
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time like bringing it all back

781
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: to one spot because I'm trying to like explain basically

782
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: my ten minute like fixation on Sidney Sweeney, which I

783
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: do this every few months because she has from the

784
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 1: dawna time been one of the most interesting like pop

785
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: culture people in terms of like where she took it.

786
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: Obviously not saying I fuck with any of that, like duh,

787
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: like do what I don't even have to say that,

788
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: shut up, but it just made me laugh so hard

789
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 1: because in the midst of all this, it's like all

790
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: this like imagery that it's like wow, it's like they're

791
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,760
Speaker 1: playing with stop motion animation, Like there must be somebody

792
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: on this team, who would vote for like somebody like

793
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just everything about it feels so brainwashing.

794
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: But the thing that made me laugh so hard is

795
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 1: there's this one picture in the slide and her face

796
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: isn't in it. There is no defining photos, there's no

797
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: defining point in this photo that it's a photo of

798
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney in her lingerie, because it's quite literally and

799
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: to me, I'm like, this is the greatest example of

800
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: like what you like? What first of all, everyone sees

801
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: women as like at the end of it, and what

802
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: you can if you decide to be that kind of

803
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: woman really just go for and be the like listen

804
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, Like, this is a

805
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: girl who I think she wants to be inland. First

806
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: of all, she's not going to the Caribbeans. Never seen

807
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 1: her in turks and cakes. Maybe she's going to Michigan.

808
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,879
Speaker 1: She's in that lake, that's where she wants to go.

809
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: She basically there's just this picture of her and it's

810
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: like her like this, and it's like her heels and

811
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,479
Speaker 1: her panties and it's like you only see from here

812
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: to hear it. I'm like, what, there's no better way

813
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: to describe what this really is than this photo, Like

814
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at your fucking feet and you're like

815
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: all tangled up, and like I'm like, what a part

816
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: about like? And I'm like trying to think from a

817
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: guy's brain because I find women attractive, but like there

818
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 1: are and in that too. I think that's what makes

819
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 1: me laugh so hard from it because I can sexualize women.

820
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: I do, like I find them sexually attractive, like.

821
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 2: Him saying.

822
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 3: Like women are so sexy, Like women are hot as fuck.

823
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 3: I love looking at a girl. I love looking at

824
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 3: a girl and imagine her boobs.

825
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: But basically from that same way, I like when I

826
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: see stuff like that, if I'm not sexually attracted to it,

827
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 1: I try to like come from a man's standpoint, And

828
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: that was what was making me laugh because I was like,

829
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what about this image is, Like it's

830
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: just a tangled fucking man like, like I have to

831
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 1: find it to show you by the way, I can't

832
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: find it. Oh, it's in this, which I think is

833
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: also what made me laugh so And I'm sure there's

834
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: like a wider image of this where you see her face,

835
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: but for some reason this just made me laugh like

836
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: so hard, like something about and like there's nothing, there's

837
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: nothing new about this image, like this is I'm sure

838
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: this is like a done pose whatever, but something about

839
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: just this tangled fucking mess. I'm I'm supposed to be

840
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: the consumer, so I'm like, what am I buying here?

841
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, there's garters, there's a garter, there's tights.

842
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: It's like it's just like so yeah. And that just

843
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 1: made me laugh really hard today because I can't believe

844
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: how as sexualized and as like mangled as everything has

845
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: gotten or gotten like damn, it really comes down to that, guys,

846
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: like seriously, like seriously, this is it? This is it?

847
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: Not like this is it? Like I don't know, there's

848
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: something so funny that image. I need to paint that.

849
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: Image, you actually do, I need.

850
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 1: To paint that image. It's like so amazing.

851
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 3: Damn I didn't even know she dropped lingerie. That's how

852
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 3: Fagatandra I am. That's how it connected from Sidney Sweeney,

853
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:28,919
Speaker 3: I am.

854
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: I only see Sidney Sweeney when it gets into like

855
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: this trickle down of like a bitch like this, it's like,

856
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 1: let's really talk about it, Like that's when I let's really,

857
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: let's let's spread this open and get in there. But yeah,

858
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: it was just making me laugh because I am so

859
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: upsess with like how easily people kind of in general

860
00:43:55,120 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: are like babies. You're just like babies.

861
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 2: I don't know.

862
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're just so stupid. You can literally dangle

863
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: something like that in someone's face and they're like the letty. Yeah,

864
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: I just wanted to like all that to say, guys, again,

865
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: most people you're attracted to are gonna you get all

866
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: those clothes off. There's gonna be a whole there's gonna

867
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: be a nipple. So chill, like chill, y'all, don't be okay,

868
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: I vie vibe down. They all got it. Every every

869
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: single actually, man and woman in between, everybody has do

870
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: men have nipples?

871
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 2: I hate that.

872
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 3: I literally hate man nipples so much, And like one

873
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 3: thing I wish is that I had sensitive nipples. Motherfuckers

874
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 3: that have sensive sensitive nipples.

875
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 2: Act like it's they act like they are on percocet.

876
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 3: Like it feels like what I'd imagine, or it feels

877
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 3: like what they're feeling is what I feel when I

878
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 3: was addicted to percocet. Yes, like just like that pure euphoria,

879
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 3: like wrapped in a warm blanket.

880
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: But they're also again, it's making a T shirt on

881
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,240
Speaker 1: that mother.

882
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 3: Shirt. You dare go jogger, Do not go jogging outside

883
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 3: in a thin T shirt because they will not. But sorry,

884
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 3: that's just a little side tangent. Yeah, I want, I

885
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 3: want sensitive nipples.

886
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: Isn't it so fucked up? You get all these surgeries

887
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 1: to like do all these things, but you can't add

888
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: nerves to your nipples.

889
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 2: Bullshit, why can't you?

890
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: I guess nerves are like I just thought of like

891
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: people pulling ner.

892
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 2: Thinking it's a hair. Oh dear God, speaking of pulling

893
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 2: a nerve.

894
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 3: Ending I got electrocuted yesterday made me laugh so fucking hard.

895
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like about a week ago.

896
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: About a week ago, Okay.

897
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 3: I changed the light bulb in the entryway of our home.

898
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 3: And the light bulb that I changed didn't work. But

899
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 3: there's a second light bulb on top of it.

900
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 2: That has been a hidden chamber.

901
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 3: And a hidden chamber that has not been illuminated since

902
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 3: we've moved in that magically turned on.

903
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: Mind you, we are living in a house that is

904
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: was built like almost exactly one yeah, like one hundred

905
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: plus years ago now and we're the first people to

906
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: rent it, and uh yeah, I love the landlord, I

907
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 1: love that family. I love that they let us live here.

908
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: But damn they for real didn't give a fuck the fuck.

909
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 3: I mean, this house was abandoned for like five to

910
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 3: second years before we moved in. At least that's what

911
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 3: the streets are saying. We have like random people that

912
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 3: come up and lay in our yard because they think

913
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 3: the house is still abandoned.

914
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: Hello, is it as viewing life now that three young,

915
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: beautiful bursting stars are living.

916
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 2: In its stuff?

917
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:03,760
Speaker 1: But I'm busting.

918
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 3: I was like, oh fuck, the new light bulb that

919
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 3: turned out went off, and then I was like, oh wait,

920
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 3: let me make sure that the lights just like not

921
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 3: turned off because it's been on for days. Because I

922
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 3: now leave that front light on because you've given me

923
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 3: a schizophrenia about people seeing lights off in the house

924
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 3: and being like, okay, we can rob them, So I

925
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 3: leave the front light on. But I went to flip

926
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 3: the switch and the light bulb exploded neon green and

927
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 3: it was gorgeous.

928
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 2: It was really you.

929
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: Were around the corner. Also, the sound you made was crazy.

930
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,919
Speaker 2: It was really pretty. But at the same time that

931
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 2: that exploded Neon Green. The light switch shocked.

932
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 3: My fingers and I felt electricity go up to my shoulder,

933
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 3: and it was really scary. For a moment, I was like,

934
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 3: did I just lose my arm? Did I burn all

935
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 3: the tendons in my arm?

936
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: I was laughing on the other side of the wall. Yeah, Well,

937
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: the similar thing happened to me when I got I

938
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: got lamp shades to cover. We have a few sconces,

939
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: and when we moved in there was no lampshades on

940
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: the sconsa. So I finally was like, fuck it, I'm

941
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: gonna buy a bunch. Got a bunch and like the

942
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: ones for the room we do are in. I went

943
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: there was a light bulb missing there, and I was like, okay,

944
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put this lampshade like on here until

945
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: I get a light bulb. And I went to put

946
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: it on in the metal clamp and the lampshade touched

947
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: the inside of the sconce and I one got electrocuted

948
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: and two blew the fuse. So now that room is

949
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 1: lit up by two lamps because I electrocuted the fuck

950
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: out of myself. And then I was like I'm not

951
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: playing house anymore. I haven't bought anything else for the house.

952
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 3: You should text the landlord and be like, hey, we

953
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,720
Speaker 3: need this room fixed.

954
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: I just like, I know this is his house, but

955
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 1: I don't want him in my space. I saw this

956
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 1: funny thing that it was definitely fake, but it was

957
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 1: like Lady Gaga or from having sex because she's scared

958
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 1: they'll steal her creativity. That's literally how I feel they're gonna.

959
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 1: They want to take it from me, they want to take.

960
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 2: Well. I literally have nothing else to say.

961
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 3: It like, I got my teeth fixed a year ago on.

962
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 2: March like first through.

963
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 3: Third, and they fixed one of my teeth that chipped

964
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 3: when I was eating a fucking burger last year. And

965
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 3: then literally a week ago today, I bit into a

966
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 3: Chick fil a chicken nugget and my entire new tooth

967
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 3: flew off and I crunched on it.

968
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 2: I crunched on it.

969
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 3: It, I crunched on it, and I was like, oh wait,

970
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 3: like this fucking sucks. But I'm sure I'm like covered

971
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 3: by something, like I don't have dental insurance, but I'm like,

972
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 3: it's barely been a year and it's literally the dental

973
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 3: work that they did just flew off, Like, I'm sure

974
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 3: I can just go back to this dentist and get

975
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 3: the same fucking thing done and them not charged me,

976
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 3: or not charge me the full price. Girl, I went

977
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 3: to look them up. They vanished.

978
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: They did bad dental work in my mouth too.

979
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: They took you to take flat, Well, Harry expired so

980
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: he had to go back.

981
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: He had to go.

982
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Harry.

983
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 2: Boone's business, Harry Boon. Yeah, they took my thoughts.

984
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 1: So do you just have a fucked up tooth in

985
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: your mouth right now? That's disgusting.

986
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 2: The back of it is like chipped off.

987
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: No offense, but that's gross.

988
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 2: Well, my parents let me say that.

989
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: Whatever.

990
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 3: Whatever it was like a there's a lot happening up

991
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 3: until after my.

992
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: No, I'm such a tweak about my dental hygiene.

993
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 2: Now, I keep my teeth clean.

994
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: I know a lot of y'all aren't getting in the

995
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: shower and scrubbing the bottom of your feet and scrubbing

996
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: your toes. I know a lot of y'all when you

997
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: rub your nail. If I took if I took a

998
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: bobby pin and went under some of y'all's toenails, the stench,

999
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: the stench that would be released, it'd be fucking chemical warfare.

1000
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: It would be chemical warfare back of earring fucking dog

1001
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 1: shit dookiestown, and a lot of y'all with lossing too.

1002
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: I bet if I took some cocoa floss and really

1003
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: got in there, first of all, I'd get stuck on

1004
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: your hard plaque. Second of all, by the time I

1005
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: like launched some hard plaque off, it probably takes someone's

1006
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: eye out. It probably takes someone's fucking eye out. And

1007
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: then that would be a whole other scene of fucking stench.

1008
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: And don't get me started on brushing tongues, because I

1009
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: know a lot of y'all have tongues that look like

1010
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: New York City post blizzard salt on the ground that

1011
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: didn't even need to.

1012
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 2: Be there, the snow piles, the dirty snow piles.

1013
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: You know, like when they throw salt and like there

1014
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: wasn't enough ice, so now the cement is just like

1015
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: ashy and like placked up. That's how a lot of

1016
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: y'all's tongue.

1017
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 2: It looks like lichens on a tree and the sue.

1018
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: You know how the super holes are always cleaned because

1019
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,760
Speaker 1: it's metal. That's the bumps on you. That's the flavor

1020
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 1: bumps girl's tongue because they the.

1021
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 2: Fla flavor, the flavor bump paste buds.

1022
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that is what they're called. Well, I

1023
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: watched Nodding Hill. That was good. Period trying to think

1024
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: what else, So watching Insecure, I've started to slow down

1025
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: because one, if you know me, you know I don't

1026
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: finish anything. And two I'm I really want to finish it,

1027
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: but I'm doing the thing where I don't want I

1028
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: don't want it to end, So I'm just I've kind

1029
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 1: of like I literally got to season four, episode five,

1030
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: and I think there's five seasons, and I was like,

1031
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: we gonna put moots on this, because that's exactly what

1032
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: I did to Abb Elementary. I got to like the

1033
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: newer season and I got to the Halloween episode and

1034
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: then stops because I was like, I'll leave it later

1035
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: for Mama. I'll leave a little bit for later if

1036
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: Mama gets Tungie, if Mama misses her girls. But yeah,

1037
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,320
Speaker 1: I need to finish that. I can't think of anything

1038
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: else I've been watching.

1039
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 2: I watched The JFK Love Story.

1040
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I actually really like it.

1041
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 2: I really like it. I think they have really good

1042
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 2: on screen chemistry.

1043
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: I was gonna start it last night, but I'm not kidding.

1044
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: I was in a bit of a schizophrenic spiritual place,

1045
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 1: and I un ironically, if you go to my Hulu

1046
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: and Disney Plus, you can see one is at like

1047
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,280
Speaker 1: ten seconds and the other one is like like thirty seconds,

1048
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 1: because both times I went to go start it and

1049
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: ironically was like, it's the way I act on like

1050
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: a new album drops, I'm.

1051
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 2: Like, I need to be in the right head space.

1052
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: Like there's too much energy. I have to wait until

1053
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,760
Speaker 1: people at least get to this episode.

1054
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 2: So by the time, guys, you know what I realized.

1055
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 1: Because I did it with Heated Rivalry too, I literally

1056
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,760
Speaker 1: got to the fifth episode, I was like, oh, let's

1057
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 1: put a parent it. I don't want to lose y'all yet.

1058
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 2: I don't want to lose it. I don't want to

1059
00:53:59,360 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 2: lose y'all.

1060
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to lose you yet. Which actually,

1061
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,799
Speaker 1: if you really pay attend to it goes off into

1062
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: every tangent of my life. Every part of my life

1063
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: is like, ooh, this is so good. I'm gonna stop

1064
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: and leave it alone. Remember the best part.

1065
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 3: New Addison Ray album coming soon. I can feel it

1066
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 3: in my bones because she's disappeared.

1067
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 1: Now she's gone.

1068
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 2: Hold enough, she's working.

1069
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 1: She's working singer.

1070
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 3: Okay, my music Catitude featuring RuPaul.

1071
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: You know hear what I'm saying Nasty? You don't hear

1072
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,280
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

1073
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 3: Nasty the Nightmare to shell and I don't know Erica.

1074
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: My media of the week is can I call you

1075
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: in the morning? I love Maconan. I've been back to

1076
00:54:55,080 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: playing Fortnite. Oh my god. I didn't talk about Bad Bunny.

1077
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Oh okay, So you know how in in

1078
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: the episode about the Grammys, I said that I was

1079
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 1: concerned because art isn't gonna save us. We gotta find

1080
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: something new. Super Bowl happened. Art saved us. Now we're back.

1081
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: Things are still scary, but see how great art that

1082
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: brings us together is like a band aid after someone

1083
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: stabs you in the fucking head. Mmmmm. Because of that,

1084
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: I've been listening to his album.

1085
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 2: The super Bowl was so sick. I literally first I

1086
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 2: wanted the trees to dance.

1087
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know.

1088
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,240
Speaker 2: Why didn't they dance?

1089
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 1: Well? I think they were like moving around the whole time,

1090
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: and that's how they were able to because that's all

1091
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 1: I can think is I was like, dude, how the

1092
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 1: fuck the production of that? The scale of that production

1093
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 1: must have.

1094
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 2: Been on real like training for that is crazy.

1095
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: Like cameramarks like everybody like.

1096
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 2: Oh why every actor was in their bag too. They

1097
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:09,879
Speaker 2: were flawless everybody. He got everyone. It was so sick.

1098
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: I don't know the song, but yeah, you taught me

1099
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,839
Speaker 1: how to love. You taught me how to dance bad bunny.

1100
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 1: I want you to get different teeth and then I

1101
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 1: want you.

1102
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 2: I like the way he moves his body.

1103
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 1: She is so hotd like very rare for me to

1104
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: watch something and be like.

1105
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 3: I watched it in a room full of gay guys

1106
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 3: and it was by the way, by the fucking way.

1107
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 3: I don't even know if I told you this, but

1108
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 3: at that fucking party I went to, I told several people,

1109
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 3: I was like, watch this, she's gonna bring or he's

1110
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 3: gonna bring out Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin.

1111
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 2: Bitch. I was spot fucking on.

1112
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 3: I swear to God on my soul in my body,

1113
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 3: I told everybody.

1114
00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 1: I guess because Ricky is gay.

1115
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 2: No, Ricky gay, Gaga gay gay.

1116
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 3: Hopefully gay, I mean I wish hopefully to.

1117
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: Me, me saying I wish, well, I just I'm wishing

1118
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: for you.

1119
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 2: I could you imagine by in this fucking house?

1120
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: Shit, I can't, I can't, I can I can imagine it.

1121
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: You'd fit right in. But he's just like one of

1122
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: those people like I just I also really fuck with him,

1123
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: and I've always fucked with him for the sense of

1124
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 1: But to me, he also just gives like Connor and

1125
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: Hudson in terms of like those are men who can

1126
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: go out there and sexualize themselves and comfortably be in

1127
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: that same realm that other women are as entertainers, where

1128
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like it's just rare to see

1129
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: a man like walk in his sensuality across all boards.

1130
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: And I've never felt like he was trying some shit

1131
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: where I was like, that's not for you, Like that's you.

1132
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that is him. But also he's Puerto Rican.

1133
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 3: So it makes a real weirdo too, like it's not fake,

1134
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 3: it's sick.

1135
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 1: Two people who've never met were like, he's so perfect.

1136
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 2: No I met him, I'll tell you about it.

1137
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, But to me, bad Bunny is one of those

1138
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: people who like he shouldn't be dating one person. Why

1139
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: can't everyone get a taste? Come on, past that, that's dessert,

1140
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: past that, past that we could split it up. Come on. Okay,

1141
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: well that's it for me.

1142
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 2: Sexualizing this man for thirty minutes.

1143
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 1: I I just want to end this episode by saying

1144
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to the lady whose feet I crushed. Mmm,

1145
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: I hope you're walking head high.

1146
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 3: And I want to end this episode saying, go buy

1147
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 3: our charity plushies. Oh yeah, go buy the charity plushies.

1148
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 2: Baby, he's love