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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nicker, here's Nikki. Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's the Nicky Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make sure all these video cameras are recording,

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Speaker 1: because I yet I did it. That's a d D

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Speaker 1: for you. You think you did something and then you

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Speaker 1: convince yourself you didn't do it. If you didn't know,

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Speaker 1: we're on YouTube, you can watch the show and check

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Speaker 1: out what we're wearing, what we're not wearing, how much

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Speaker 1: my face looks tired, Like you can predict how long

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Speaker 1: ago it was since I got up, um, things like that.

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Speaker 1: Today I'm doing pretty good. I got up super early

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Speaker 1: because I was like so sad yesterday. What's going on

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Speaker 1: with your day today? Because we have to record a

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Speaker 1: little bit earlier than usual. Yeah, so we had to

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Speaker 1: get record early today. So like, just to be completely honest,

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Speaker 1: not that it's like we would ever hide this. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why I'm acting like it would be some

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Speaker 1: secret that we're girls. Transferent, it is the day of

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Speaker 1: still on your Marina is here? Is here? Hi? Hi? Um?

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Speaker 1: It's eight in the morning or eight fifty four in

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Speaker 1: the morning, to be exact. I just never want to

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Speaker 1: lie to you guys. Um Central time zone? Noah, is

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Speaker 1: it six fifty four where you are? Okay? I never

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Speaker 1: know what Arizona does. I know they don't budge. That's

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Speaker 1: all I know. Okay, cool? Well does that mean then

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Speaker 1: that it's getting like since you guys don't do daylight

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Speaker 1: saving not savings saving? Like this morning? Did you know

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Speaker 1: that you can find out when the sun rises and sets?

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Speaker 1: Do you know how? The quickest way to find that

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Speaker 1: out your finger in your butt? Yes it is. It

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Speaker 1: is a sun dial It's an indoor sun dial. Um.

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Speaker 1: The quickest way, which I didn't know, is to pull

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Speaker 1: up your weather app on your iPhone and it just

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Speaker 1: says it. It will always say it on there, like

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Speaker 1: you know how you like roll through the day, and

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Speaker 1: it'll always say And it's really interesting to pay attention

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Speaker 1: to do it, which I always do because I go running.

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Speaker 1: I always wait to run till the last second, and

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Speaker 1: I don't like to run too much after nightfall. Um

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Speaker 1: knocked full and so um. But this morning I got

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Speaker 1: up because I wanted to go for a run in

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Speaker 1: the park early, but the sun didn't rise until seven eighteen.

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Speaker 1: I got up at seven. It was pitch dark outside.

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Speaker 1: Still is it? Is it dark at seven there? No? Yes,

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Speaker 1: So now it gets the I think the sun comes

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Speaker 1: out like it's seven twenty. Yeah, that's bullshit. That's two.

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Speaker 1: And then the sun sets. If the sun is gonna

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Speaker 1: set sooner, it should come up sooner too. I thought

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Speaker 1: that was the whole idea, not never up early enough

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Speaker 1: to know that it's not coming up too soon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's crazy. So I should file a complaint I know

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Speaker 1: it with his god mother mother n mother mother Nate. Um. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're recording early because I have to, baby said, I

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Speaker 1: don't have to get to babysit my niece and nephew,

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Speaker 1: not Forest, he's the youngest one. Did you guys see

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Speaker 1: the video I posted a Forest on my real on Instagram. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because if I was just filming Poppy and Arlowe fighting

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Speaker 1: over some toy and my dad going give her a chance,

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Speaker 1: you got to see that family dynamic that we talked

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Speaker 1: about yesterday. Off my dad just like kind of muttering

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Speaker 1: something that's already clear what's happening, And then and then

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Speaker 1: you see me like kind of notice I'm filming them,

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Speaker 1: and then you see me notice, uh, Forest crawls into

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Speaker 1: the kitchen and I go Hi Crawley, which I was

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Speaker 1: thinking of Claire Crawley from the Bachelorette. He looks like that, No,

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Speaker 1: it was just he was crawling, So I go Hi Crawley,

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Speaker 1: and then I zoom over the camera and I just

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Speaker 1: one of those people that is like thinks they're nephews

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Speaker 1: and nieces or their own kids are like cuter than

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Speaker 1: the rest. And then you post and you're like this

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Speaker 1: I won't name who, but there's this comedian right now

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Speaker 1: Like everyone has to pretend this kid's cute. So I

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Speaker 1: it's just I keep watching it. It It makes me feel

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Speaker 1: I love his old man's sweater in that video. Yeah

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Speaker 1: like it's made of wood. Yeah, so cute. Doesn't look

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Speaker 1: You maybe were on the show alone. Um, so are

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Speaker 1: the kids, Yes, Matt, My brother in law's going to

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Speaker 1: drop them off at ten and so, and they're very excited.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, temper that kids, because I don't need

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Speaker 1: a sitter or is this like an experiment or what? No,

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Speaker 1: they need one because my parents aren't available to do it.

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Speaker 1: And there is this new thing where like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Chris and I both are experiencing this with our nieces

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Speaker 1: and nephews. They don't have babysitters. Everyone just relies on

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Speaker 1: moms and dads and there's no what happened to babysitters?

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Speaker 1: And the parents village, Well, the parents go, well, my

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Speaker 1: kids are just gonna freak out if there's a babysitter. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's scary the first time your parents leave you with

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Speaker 1: a stranger, it's scary. But I was getting left with

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Speaker 1: doesn't get paid, and we wouldn't want to be like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be compensated. But what happened to babysitters?

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Speaker 1: There's this new thing of like, and my mom goes,

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Speaker 1: we don't know, Lauren doesn't know how to find one,

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Speaker 1: And I go, how did you find one? In there's apps?

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Speaker 1: Now there's there was just the white pages, the yeah,

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Speaker 1: pedophile that like offered their services. Now it's Linda. Now

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Speaker 1: So I'm happy to do it, but um so I'm babysitting,

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Speaker 1: which is what I did for most of my life

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Speaker 1: before comedy took over. That's all I did for a job.

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Speaker 1: I did a little temping here and there. But I

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Speaker 1: I hated it. Did you guys babysit? Yes? My next

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Speaker 1: unfortunate circumstances. Yeah, whatever happened that day with Anya definitely

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Speaker 1: just yeah, I let her eat anything she wanted. We

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Speaker 1: just had so much fun. It was great. Yeah, when

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Speaker 1: to do up time, man, like I want. I'd love

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Speaker 1: And I'm sure they were very confused by it until

425
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: you know, science came out. Um, and so I did

426
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: the cold shower today. So I went and I worked

427
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 1: out this morning. And working out, I just want to

428
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: say it was walking on a fucking treadmill. Don't get excited,

429
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: don't be like, don't compare yourself to me and be like,

430
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. I literally walked leisurely on a

431
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,199
Speaker 1: treadmill for thirty minutes. It was nothing, and it was

432
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 1: very hard to do because thirty minutes is even way

433
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 1: too long to ask me to do anything. It's too long.

434
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 1: That's why, like an ice bast three minutes in and out,

435
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 1: you can't. If anything's three minutes, it's a it's fast.

436
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 1: I want fast workouts, not that it's a workout, but

437
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 1: it does feel like it because all your muscles tense.

438
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 1: So anyway, I got done with that and then I

439
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,920
Speaker 1: went and I just turned on the shower and left

440
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: it on cold and got in there and I couldn't

441
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 1: put my I mean, I didn't wash my hair because

442
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 1: I washed it yesterday and I didn't want to redo it,

443
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 1: so I didn't like immerse myself. But oh, I was

444
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 1: going like oh, and I like, I was like, oh,

445
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: I can't do this every because I was like, I'm

446
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 1: gonna do this every morning, and I go, I can't

447
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 1: because I'll wake up my boyfriend if he's sleeping. Because

448
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: it makes you go whoa, whoa. It sounds like I'm

449
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: doing voice exercises, but it was. It does, and it

450
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 1: makes you you talk about fast shower. I already shower

451
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: so fast. I was in and out in forty five

452
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 1: seconds because it was just I would like, you know,

453
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: step out of it and scrub myself and then step

454
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 1: into it to like wash it off. And it did.

455
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,439
Speaker 1: It did like wake me up. It did make me

456
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: feel alive. It made me feel like I did something

457
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 1: that was hard and I felt accomplished. So that felt

458
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:51,360
Speaker 1: really good. So I do recommend it. Job don't think

459
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 1: everything Now that's like trendy and you know for self

460
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: care is just stuff that my Russian ancestors did in

461
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: Lennon Grad or whatever that was cheap because they were poor.

462
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: It's just like put your baby in the snow, can

463
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 1: do a nice bath. My grandmother was always talking about

464
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 1: ice baths when I was growing up. I was like yeah, yeah, yeah,

465
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 1: And now it's like about ice baths. Yeah. Now they're

466
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 1: like eight thousand dollar workshops to learn how to do

467
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: an ice bath with a famous guy on. Did they

468
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: know that they were good for your health or did

469
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: they just do it because they didn't have rush everything?

470
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to it was good for your health? No?

471
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: Have you been to a Russian baths? Yeah? They beat

472
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: you and they do bom with Oakley's with a pair

473
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 1: of something. Yeah. The oakley so have like little Thornton's

474
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: on them, but it was something Birch leaves. Maybe I

475
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: forget one of those Russians. I've never been to a

476
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 1: bathom because I just feel like everyone who works in

477
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: it is like a slave. I just feel like when

478
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: people are like we gotta go to the Korean spas,

479
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, I like, there's places where people have sex

480
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 1: and like there's there's shady things going, like they're having

481
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: to give hand jobs in other rooms they have to.

482
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: I just think it's I think there's yeah, I want

483
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: to being focused on, and it's not like all hands

484
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: on deck for a bunch of women in a room.

485
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: It just feels it feels gross to me. It feels

486
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: like and I'm not a germ person, but everyone's always like,

487
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 1: we got to go to the Korean spot. And I've

488
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: always been like, um, did you guys hear about like

489
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 1: the world's ending soon? Like I always changed the subject

490
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 1: so quickly because I don't want to go to a

491
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 1: Korean spot? What is it fun? Subject change? I used

492
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,919
Speaker 1: to go obsessively all the time in l A to

493
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: this one place and they sadly closed. It was very clean,

494
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: amazingly cheap. Ninety dollars for you could go all day.

495
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying, ninety dollars to go all

496
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: day if you are for an hour, that's too cheap.

497
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 1: Slavery is happening in there. Maybe what do you do

498
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 1: in there all day? It's boring? Well, I have like

499
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: religious experiences when I get massages and they like really

500
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: work you, so they would do a body scrub first.

501
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: I would go you shower. Everything is pristinely clean, so

502
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: it feels really nice to give you slippers you never

503
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 1: like touch. Was watching you shower in the room with

504
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: a bunch of women. Yeah, it's like a huge locker room,

505
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: so you have to get completely naked in front of

506
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: a bunch of women you don't have, OK, it's great.

507
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 1: How do you know I would give a ship? I'd

508
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: be looking at everyone's body, So if I'm there, I

509
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: give a ship. Might they might give you a cursory glance,

510
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: but they're over it's all they see, so there's maybe

511
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: an equinox. I would have my own stall. I don't

512
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: like this, like showering with everyone, and I'm not someone

513
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: who's that insecure about my body naked. But I just

514
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 1: so everyone's just get you get in and then you

515
00:26:54,680 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: get naked with everyone. I honestly, I'm not I'm sorry

516
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: to say this. It gives me Holocaust vibes, the whole idea,

517
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: Like what I picture these places at different naked women

518
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: kind of like shivering, being brought from room to room,

519
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: not really knowing what next room has it and like

520
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: it just gives me, It gives me sad vibes. We're

521
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: paying for this experience, though you're not. Okay. So then

522
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: you take a shower, and then what do you do?

523
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: Then you get into a hot tub hang out and

524
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: they're going to call your name in like twenty minutes

525
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: or whatever. They're going to call your number in twenty minutes.

526
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: Everything is in Korean. So you're the only Caucasian girl.

527
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: They're probably or like one of two. Well that again,

528
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that because I feel like

529
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm now I'm appropriating their culture and I'm like this

530
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: white girl that's like annoying everyone and I don't know customs.

531
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: But it's great. It's another thing that I fear going abroad.

532
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: I just don't want to bother other places like I

533
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 1: have to go on this European tour. That's why now,

534
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: because you didn't go, and that's why they closed, right

535
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: they need business. Okay, keep going, so they call your number.

536
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 1: I'm in the green tea hot uh sauna or the

537
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: hot tub. Then you can go into the red tea

538
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: hot tub. How do you know back? How do you

539
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: know that this is? These are what they are, That's

540
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: what it says on them. It's like this is the

541
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: Green Tea hot tub and they say, shower between hot

542
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: how do you know which one you like or which

543
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: one are the It just feels kind of different on

544
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: your skin. Then you take the cold plunge and how

545
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: did you know about this place? My friend told me

546
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,719
Speaker 1: about it years ago in l A. And I was like,

547
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, incredible sounds underground. Okay, keep going. Then

548
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: I want to look into why I got shut down.

549
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: I want to look into why it got shut down.

550
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: I feel like nefarious things were it was during COVID.

551
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:52,239
Speaker 1: I think it was. Okay, okay, keep going. Um. Then

552
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: then you're in the sauna. Inevitably there's one anorexic woman

553
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: in there who will bum out your whole day because

554
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: she's like eighty pounds rubbing herself like with sweat, and

555
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, honey, go home, get out of here

556
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: and get some help, get into a twelve step program something.

557
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: Then they're like seventy eight and you're like that's me,

558
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: and then that's yeah, I dropped two pounds. Then you

559
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: go into the massage area. All the women are like

560
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: mid forties over it, but like, what's up? Get on

561
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: the bed, and then they just treat you like a

562
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: piece of meat, but gently, no, no, no, you need

563
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: to back up. You go into so you get called.

564
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: You go into a room and there's multiple women in

565
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: that room just looking at you. Wait on massaging people.

566
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: How many seven seven beds or eight beds, let's say,

567
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: and then they tell you which bed to go on,

568
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: and it's all in like a locker area. So there's

569
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: they are throwing water on you like it's like a

570
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: huge shower with eight beds in a shower and and

571
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: they're like, go shower, So you shower again. You've had

572
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: like seven showers at this point, so you're totally clean.

573
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: When do you get deloused? They're just kidding. I'm just

574
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: comparing it again to the camps. Okay, they draw you

575
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: off the oil you up and then you're just and

576
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: then they cover your friend. They mad at you. Is

577
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: there a vibe of like no, they don't. They're kind

578
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: of up. There's like slapping and no, no, it's more

579
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: like lie down. It's okay, okay, I'm gonna put cold

580
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: cucumber shavings on your face and you're like ohh and

581
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: it's like freezing cold that cucumber that's been an ice.

582
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: They shave it on your face and pack it on

583
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: and then they just like oil you up and then

584
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: you're like, this is kind of hot and great, there's

585
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: nothing sexual about it. They give you like you're completely naked, turnover.

586
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: That's the only English they know, completely naked. You're a

587
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: weirdo and you're not, but like everyone is naked, and

588
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: they put a little towel on your privates. Oh for

589
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: some do put like a washcloth or something. And how

590
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: many hours has it been now it's only it's been

591
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes. You can arrive half an hour before

592
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: your appointment, and that's what I used to do to

593
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: just get in some of the hot and then the

594
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: appointment is the massage. And then after the massage you

595
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: can just hang out back in the tea tubs and

596
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: the sauna. There's also a really nice room where you

597
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: watch Korean soap operas, and there's like a restaurant and

598
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: they can like this. You gotta go with friends though,

599
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: because this is just like the foot rug place we

600
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: go to, but way higher end with like other options

601
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: or in and out in an hour and we're constantly

602
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: being touched. We don't just sit there and like breathe

603
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: in steam and like have to Like I don't like

604
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: having when we go. When I go to get a

605
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: massage and they go, yeah, you can come in and

606
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: check in an hour early and just get some tea

607
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: and wait in this room, I'm always just like, no,

608
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: I just want to go and get massage then leave.

609
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to sit around in a room that

610
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,239
Speaker 1: smells good. I get, but I guess that's women that

611
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: are just trying to escape their kids or something. I agree.

612
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: That seems boring to me. That's why I like this

613
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: where it's like get into a scalding hot hot tub

614
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: of green tea and then jump into one that's red,

615
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,479
Speaker 1: and then jump into the cold plunge and take a shower,

616
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: wash your hair, and then have a great scrub and

617
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: then I'm full on massage for an hour. Wait, they

618
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: scrub you and massage you. First. They scrub you every

619
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: part of you. Sometimes I'd be like, can you do

620
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: it lighter? Like they would scrub off little like skin

621
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: tags I had, Like sometimes I would come out of

622
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: there with little injuries. Yeah. Wow. And then but then

623
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: the massage is amazing. They're great, and it's all tons

624
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: of oil and you're just like, uh, like you're in

625
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: another zone and then you leave and you're like, I

626
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: had seven great epiphanies in there about my career, love life,

627
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: changes I need to make in my life, and now

628
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: I feel great. Okay, So why don't we have these

629
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: in every city? Why is there not St? Louis. I've

630
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: convinced you, yeah, Now I want to aren't ones? Why

631
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: are they only in l a h. They hate Jews

632
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: there and it is part of the Holocaust. I don't

633
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: know why, and why are they so secret? Everyone's always like,

634
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: you gotta go to this Korean spa. There are large

635
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: Korean manipulation. But why are they so secret? Why are

636
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: we all? Why can't Why aren't they just advertise more?

637
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: I feel like it's always like this elite women that

638
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: because white people ruin everything. So one white person goes

639
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: in and it's like, this is cool. You told me

640
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: they went because I didn't go. So I don't what

641
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: to do about any of this. I don't know why

642
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: that one didn't went under. I suspect it was COVID,

643
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: but I started. The longer it was around, the more

644
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: white people showed up in the glamor at God, I

645
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: have to say it was just so you look Asian,

646
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: so they were like maybe I thought you were. You

647
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: could pass because many people have thought you were Asian before.

648
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: It's so nice. Um, I just by the way the

649
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: stuff Nikki that talk about, like blow jobs and all

650
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: of that. I have a friend who goes to those

651
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: kinds of spas and you just kind of like know

652
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: which ones they are, and I'm always like fascinated and that,

653
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: Like I get to ask him all these questions like

654
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: how do you know which guy is into it? Like

655
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: how do they know? Because basically, I mean the stories

656
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: that he tells me, I think he would really really love.

657
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so he's a guy that goes and gets

658
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: hand jobs and stuff and gets oh my god like him.

659
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: Him and his boyfriend go there and they just have

660
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: a lot of fun with strangers and it's a gay bathhouses. Yes, yes, yes,

661
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 1: and that was those Those were huge in the eighties

662
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: and nineties too. I think a lot they're not as

663
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: much anymore, but yeah, I mean I mean even talking

664
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: about ones that. I mean, I have a friend who

665
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 1: went to one in China and she got like her

666
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: asshole fingered, And then I have another friend that got

667
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: her asshole fingered at himself, like, um, because some of

668
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: these places like that is where women do go for

669
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: that kind of sir of us, I guess I don't know.

670
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 1: I'm just suspicious of I just don't want to go

671
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: up to a place where sexual favors are being dealt out,

672
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: even if they're not to me and they're like, oh good,

673
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: a world's here. I don't have to finger anything. They

674
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 1: can sniff that out, though, like they won't like if

675
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: if someone comes in, they and this is what I

676
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: asked my friend, like, how do you know that someone

677
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: walking in is going to be into touching your dick?

678
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: And he's like they have a vibe like we can

679
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: all tell who's there for that and who's there and

680
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: we can't do it. An there's like this sexual undercurrent

681
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,760
Speaker 1: that I am not on the wavelength of that where

682
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: people are just like I know we wanted to fund me.

683
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I have never once never thought a

684
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: guy wanted to fund me, unless it was like he

685
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: told me he wanted to fund me. I've never been

686
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: like we just both knew, like ever and I think

687
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 1: there's some women that just I was watching this really

688
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 1: sad show the other day on YouTube called the Soft

689
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: White Underbelly, and it's this guy that just interviews people

690
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 1: on skid row and just like fascinating people that have

691
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: really said stories. And he was interviewing this woman that

692
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,720
Speaker 1: was sex trafficked and it's one of the worst stories

693
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. It was so fucking sad, and and

694
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: she was like, Yeah, I just always every single every

695
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: single person, every single man I've ever known, I've just

696
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: always been sexualized since I was like as early as

697
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 1: I can remember everyone around me. And she wasn't. She

698
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: was raised in Detroit, like and you know, not a

699
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: bad part of it, and she was like just my neighbors,

700
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: everyone like I just was always sexualized. And I just

701
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine what that would feel like at eleven,

702
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: to feel like people want to fuck you, Like I

703
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: just and I know that some people relate to that.

704
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: I just don't understand. I've never been on that wavelength

705
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: of picking that up or you know, I'm sure it's

706
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: happened where like gross old men are sexually sexualizing me

707
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: at a young age, but I just didn't I didn't

708
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: pick up on it. The saddest thing that I learned

709
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: from this though that she was you know, she met

710
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: a guy. Her parents kind of abandoned her. She was

711
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: hanging with the wrong crowd. Eventually she got introduced to

712
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: this guy that was like, listen, I'll take care of you.

713
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: He's really nice. And she was like, I dealt with

714
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: a lot of like bad people, and he was just

715
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: had a different swagger about him. He was just calm.

716
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: He he didn't have the he didn't have the look

717
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: of someone who was gonna abuse me. Because I've been

718
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: around it so much, I just knew. And so she

719
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: trusted this guy. He's like, I'll buy you new clothes,

720
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: all the stuff. She's thirteen, and she goes to this

721
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: house where she's going to live because this guy is

722
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: going to give her a new life and is really like,

723
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: you know, I've got your back, buys her all these

724
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: new clothes and then one day is like I gotta

725
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: test you out and she's like what. He's like, come on,

726
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: I have to test you out. And she's like, has

727
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: no idea what's even happening. And he's like, you think

728
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: I just bought all this stuff for free for you know,

729
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to work. And so that was the

730
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: day she was tested out, and then soon what they

731
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: did was and this is happening in every city. It's

732
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: happening in St. Louis. You know there's any kind of

733
00:37:55,480 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: like motels by airports. This is what's happen opening. And

734
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: it's and she said that she just was taking this

735
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 1: motel with and these she lived with, all these other

736
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 1: girls that were all traffic They were all, you know,

737
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: thirteen to sixteen. And they would go to these hotels

738
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: and they would rent a room and they would all

739
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: stay in this room for like days on end, just

740
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: sleeping there, and then they would rent another room where

741
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: they would do their tricks. Not magic trunk. So I'll

742
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,720
Speaker 1: tell you that it wasn't like, oh where the penny go, um,

743
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, where did my innocence go into this

744
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: fucking man's asshole? Um? And these she said, the most

745
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: oppressing thing was. And this bums me out so much.

746
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: She said, of the men who obviously knew I was

747
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: a thirteen year old or at least somewhere around there,

748
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: looked like normal men that wore dockers and boat shoes,

749
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 1: that drove in from the suburbs to go to this motel.

750
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 1: And they would often go with their friends and of

751
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 1: the time they had a wedding ring and they had

752
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 1: like she was like, they all looked like my uncle

753
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: who has a family. They always did, and they were

754
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,720
Speaker 1: fucking thirteen year olds. So it just made me realize

755
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 1: that's happening all the time. I would if I could

756
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 1: have any wish fulfilled. This is true. I mean, this

757
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: is above um, you know, solving climate change, solving you know,

758
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: world hunger. If I could have one wish fulfilled, it's

759
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: that if you have fucked an underage girl, you have

760
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: a bubble over your head that says I fucked an

761
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 1: underage girl, and you have to every time you walk

762
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,879
Speaker 1: around and just floating over your head and everyone knows it.

763
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: That is my dream. It would be my dream for

764
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: one day to see and that person wouldn't know that

765
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: they had it, because I guarantee you, your neighbors, your uncle's,

766
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: your brother like you. This underground sex industry is so

767
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: much worse than anyone thinks. It is these men and

768
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: men who are going in to get You're sorry, your

769
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,919
Speaker 1: husband or probably your husband's best friend. There's a ninety

770
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: present chance that your your husband or someone that your

771
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: husband knows with that's someone that you know goes regularly

772
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: to get happy ending massages. And I know you go No,

773
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,240
Speaker 1: no one I know would do that. Yes they do.

774
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: They don't talk about it except on the golf course,

775
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,959
Speaker 1: but so many people do. I would find out people

776
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: that did it and go you because guys tell me

777
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 1: things they don't tell other women. And I'm telling you

778
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:29,280
Speaker 1: most of my male friends, I would say fifty percent

779
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,240
Speaker 1: of my male friends have had a happy ending massage before.

780
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 1: And these are normal men. I know you're like they're comics,

781
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: they're weirdos. No, not just that. They and and so

782
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: I'm not saying your husband did it, but I'm saying

783
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: your husband's friend or your brother or your brother in

784
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: law who you think. He's a family man, he would

785
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: never they do this stuff, man, And they know these

786
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: girls are teens. It's so sick. This girl was like,

787
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: it's just changed the way I looked at the world.

788
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: She's thirty five now, and she's like, it's just the

789
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: things I saw. The men I saw partaking and having

790
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: sex with underage girls in groups for like bachelor parties,

791
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: these were like normal men. These weren't like some of

792
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: the earth like dirty guys. Some of them were, but

793
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: by and large it was like men who pulled up

794
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 1: in lexus is and it just like bombed me out.

795
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: So much is there is? Have there been any epiphanies

796
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: for you guys when you hear about do you ever

797
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: hear about guys? Do guys ever confess the stuff to you?

798
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: And you go, what? Yeah? I mean years ago when

799
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: I got into music, I was shocked when I would

800
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: hear stories from like other musicians about how prevalent it was.

801
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, really, okay, I didn't know that

802
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: it's going on, but I guess it just happens on

803
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: the road. And cheating. I think cheating is another thing

804
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 1: that everyone goes No, that just doesn't happen that much.

805
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: It is the most I mean, we've talked about this

806
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: on the show before. When Adam Levine the whole thing

807
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: came out, it's like, is anyone surprised by this? You

808
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: gotta see Tar. We got to talk about Tar at

809
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: some point. It's there's also a massage parlor scene in

810
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 1: Tar that uh I want It was kind of interesting

811
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: and sort of like along the lines of what you're

812
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: talking about, but it's all about power. But it flips

813
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:10,240
Speaker 1: it on its head because the protagonist is a famous

814
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 1: female lesbian composer. So it's really interesting. Okay Kate Blanchett, Right, Yeah,

815
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: she's amazing. She can do no un. She was in

816
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: that movie Don't Look Up. And I didn't even know

817
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: it was her. Don't you remember that? She was like,

818
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: don't look up. It was done by um Adam mackay

819
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 1: and it was during COVID the asteroid that was going

820
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: to come. Yeah, she was amazing in that, and I go,

821
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: who is this woman? She played like the hot Fox

822
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: News girl and she was so good. It was like

823
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: hitting on Leo's character. Did you see Leo was like

824
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: spotted with a bunch of young girls on a yacht. Yeah,

825
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: speaking of young women, I know. I mean, I'm sure

826
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: he's dealt in some of that as well, allegedly, not

827
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: even allegedly. I would just straight up say that it

828
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: probably has happened. I mean, everyone gets prostitutes in Hollywood.

829
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,280
Speaker 1: It's like, and I think White Lotus Season two opened

830
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,959
Speaker 1: our eyes up to that a little bit more, both

831
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: the cheating aspect of things and prostitution and how you know,

832
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: there is nothing shameful about being a prostitute. It's a

833
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: really lucrative industry, and I'm just saying it happens more

834
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,280
Speaker 1: than you think. And it's not just like greasy old

835
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: men who can't get laid. It's family men. And I

836
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: just wish there was more like we could just I

837
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: wish people could understand because I know that there are

838
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 1: people that just go I don't know anyone who's ever

839
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: got to prostitute. I would bet my life on it.

840
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: And it's like I would bet it would be most

841
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: of the men they know have done it. It's so

842
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: funny your fantasy about the bubble. Yeah, I just want

843
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: a number above their head of how many and dur

844
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 1: age girls they bucked. I used to have a fantasy

845
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: all growing up, like it started in junior high and

846
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: then continued through high school. And I would just be like,

847
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish this dream would come true. I

848
00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: wish that anyone who had had sex would just float

849
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,959
Speaker 1: up into the sky and we could see the ones

850
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: that have had sex. Because I was a virgin and

851
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: I just like who had done it? Yes, I don't know,

852
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 1: It's like that is always something I've wanted, is like

853
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: I just want people to you know, I'm interested in

854
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 1: people being honest about stuff. And when my friends tell

855
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: me that they've been to a prostitute, I don't judge them.

856
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm not like you put partook in

857
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: this street. I mean yeah, I go oh at least,

858
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: I mean I never I don't. I feel like I'm

859
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: partaking in some of this, by the way, because look

860
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: at this Andrew Tate stuff. For example, Andrew Tate has

861
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: trafficked women who he probably promised them a good life

862
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: or that they were going to be his girlfriend, and

863
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: now he is forcing them to make only fans accounts

864
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: where they have to make explicit material and porn. So

865
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: he he is, he is, and they're not being paid,

866
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: and he's taking all the profits. That's what Andrew D

867
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: Tate has. Do you think other people aren't doing that?

868
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: Are you thinking, like all the porn you see, that

869
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: woman is like a person that is making her own

870
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 1: decisions and is getting all the money that she deserves. No,

871
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: porn industry is just so abusive, and I feel I

872
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: feel a lot of times when I am sitting on

873
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 1: my couch twiddling my thumbs, I've already done my foot

874
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: massage or a million times there's nothing to watch on TV.

875
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: I like, I don't feel like working out, and I

876
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: start thinking about, like I want to watch porn. I

877
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: want to just go jerk off to some porn. I

878
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: feel the same guilt I'm assuming that men feel when

879
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: they want to go get a happy ending of like,

880
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: I know I'm supporting something bad. This feels kind of gross.

881
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: I have this newfound guilt because I know. I know

882
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: the porn I watch is not locally source grass fed

883
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,919
Speaker 1: like I know it isn't. And now I know even

884
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: only fans because you think, oh, I'll go to only

885
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: fancies are women that are empowered. They're doing their own thing.

886
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: Even that is be infiltrated by this pimp culture of

887
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: like the men taking all the money and forcing these

888
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: women to do it. So it's it's hard to find

889
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: you know, local like you know, uh, what's it called

890
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: ethical porn? And I gotta say the women that are

891
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: making ethical porn. If you're missing the mark, you need

892
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: to become a madam and or like a producer and

893
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: start getting your own I thought it before, but I

894
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: don't want women to look I don't. So much of

895
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: porn is based on young women because that's I like

896
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: to see younger women too, like I see like to

897
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: see women in the prime of their sexuality, which is

898
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: in the twenties. And I don't think at twenty or

899
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 1: in your twenties. I think very few women should get

900
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: into porn in their twenties. I think some women it

901
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: is like the right path, that you already know who

902
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: you are, you know what you want to do. I

903
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: think most women it is. It is a mistake, not

904
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: because it's anything shameful, but because society shames it so

905
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: much that your life will never be the same because

906
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: of how people are going to view you. You're gonna

907
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:09,439
Speaker 1: be Monica lewinskied, even though you did nothing wrong. Um.

908
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,959
Speaker 1: And I think that even if I were to produce porn,

909
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 1: I would have to get like women in their thirties

910
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: and forties. And who wants to fucking see that? You know?

911
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 1: So I that was a joke, but it's it would

912
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: be it would be hard to make the porn. The

913
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: porn I want to see is innocent girls that are

914
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: kind of like being coerced. I like porn where the

915
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: girls like you know, I've talked about it before, reluctant,

916
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: where she's like no, okay, like kind of talked into it,

917
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: and you can you know, obviously you could act to that.

918
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: And I convinced myself the porn I'm watching is acted.

919
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 1: But um I do I do now have that guilt

920
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: that I assume men have when they, you know, sheepishly

921
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: walk into a massage parlor for a happy ending and

922
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: they convinced themselves that like, no, these girls want to

923
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: be doing this, and that this they're making good money

924
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: and all those things. I'm starting to feel that way,

925
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: you know, it's a positive thing. Is I've seen more

926
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: of those signs in the airports everywhere, actually everywhere. I

927
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 1: don't think that's a good sign. I think it means

928
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: it's everywhere because I don't see any trafficks call this number,

929
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: we will help you right now. Like I know for

930
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: a fact those girls do not call that number. They're terrified,

931
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 1: they don't even have phones. It helps at all? No,

932
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: I don't. If anything, I think it is indicative indicative

933
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: of it being a huge issue that is not just

934
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 1: in like where do they get their phones from? And

935
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: like the guys who are trafficking them aren't watching them.

936
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: I used to work, Yeah, I used to work on

937
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: a radio show like in the trucking industry, and truckers

938
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: are actually like they see a lot of the trafficking

939
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: in through truck stops and stuff like that. And um,

940
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: there's an organization called Women in Trucking and they um

941
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: the female truckers if they would spot someone in the

942
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: restroom that seemed like they were a victim of trafficking,

943
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: they would give them like a a chapstick. And in

944
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: the chapstick, Captor was a number where it's kind of

945
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: like this like innocent way of or like you know,

946
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: like there's like a message in there like do you

947
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 1: need help without verbalizing in case anyone's like listening. God, Yeah,

948
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 1: there's um signals and they can give there's like hand

949
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: signals that I haven't learned, but I mean every time

950
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: I see I will say that. Every time I go

951
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and I see one of those signs,

952
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: I walk out of the bathroom and I go just

953
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: look for men with younger women that appear to be

954
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 1: their daughters. And then you look around and you see

955
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: it fucking everywhere everywhere, and then you think I'm going

956
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: to say something, and then you go, that's probably his daughter.

957
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look like a fool and I don't. I

958
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: remember being in an airport, was I with you? I

959
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: was freaking out because this woman was she looked about

960
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: nineteen and she had a baby on her hip, and

961
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: then she was with a man who looked about sixty

962
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: and I was just like, that's got to be his daughter.

963
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: That's got to be And then they kissed and it

964
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 1: was their fan Emily, and I was just like why,

965
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: And then he came up with like another baby that

966
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: they had together. It was just like, this would be

967
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: so funny to just like call the authorities about disgusting

968
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: men who are dating women that are far too young

969
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 1: for them and just call authorities about it and report them.

970
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: And I that is my dream to walk up to

971
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: like a really pretty young girl with some old rich

972
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: man who she has to like reluctantly fuck, and walk

973
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: up and hand her a note that says if you

974
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: need help, and have them both read it, because you

975
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: know that he'll be like, what does it say. You'll

976
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,359
Speaker 1: put on his fucking readers and it will say if

977
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,760
Speaker 1: you need help. I'm uh like call nine one whatever

978
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: it is, and she's going to be like, no, this

979
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: is my husband. I go really, we all know you don't. Sure. Yeah,

980
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: that's my idea. That would be so fun to do,

981
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: because you could you could come off like you're being

982
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 1: a good person, but really you're being a piece of

983
00:50:54,840 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: ship and like judging this person's life. Yeah, wait, go

984
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: and fund me set up. I'm like, you can use this.

985
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: There's a numbering side. The chapstick is also for his

986
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: balls that I'm assuming are old and chapped, so you can,

987
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: you know, wiggle those in your hand. Um. Yeah, that's

988
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: my new thing. But I think yeah, the thing in

989
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: airports is just to look for young women with men.

990
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 1: I mean, how often do you see that every fucking where?

991
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: How are you supposed to know what is if someone's

992
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: being I mean, I'm sure there are signed sport that

993
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: you can look for. Speaking of creepy men, we got

994
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: a message about someone sent bestie sent me an article

995
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: about why men become gynecologists, and I sent it to

996
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: Noah and on you last night. And we'll talk about

997
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: that right when we get back, because I get it

998
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 1: now kind of and let's hear some reasons when we

999
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: come back. Okay, So we got this article sent to

1000
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: us from a bestie and it's from the cut. I

1001
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: believe that, right, yeah, and it's why men want to

1002
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: be umlogists. Yes, um, what did you guys get out

1003
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: of this? Because I thought the most interesting one was

1004
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: the reasons are women, um are less disgusting than men,

1005
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,760
Speaker 1: and so you're not dealing with like smelly, gross patients,

1006
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: even though one doctor was like, yeah, the vagina is

1007
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: kind of smelly, but most of the time women keep

1008
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: better hygiene. You're also not dealing with as many deaths

1009
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: because it's not like a constant, like you're just diagnosing

1010
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 1: cancer and death constantly, So it's just usually like helping

1011
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: women upkeep. A lot of people. A lot of men

1012
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: love um just the process of like bringing life into

1013
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,240
Speaker 1: the world when so much of medicine is based around death.

1014
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 1: These are all good reasons some love just um you know,

1015
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: getting up in that snatch, um I made me laugh

1016
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 1: so hard. What my female friends in medical school said

1017
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,399
Speaker 1: examining women was quote too smelly, which of course can

1018
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: be a factor, but in general, women take excellent care

1019
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: of themselves. This guy's patting himself on the back for

1020
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: not being able to really smell a smelly pussy. It's

1021
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: such a weird backhanded compliment to himself. It's so rude

1022
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: and also so unprofessional to call them too smelly. You're

1023
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: a fucking doctor. Well, he wasn't saying that, He's saying

1024
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 1: his colleagues say that. I just never want a doctor

1025
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,280
Speaker 1: to use that phrase too smelly. So one doctor admitted

1026
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 1: that he does. He's he's was thankfully honest and said,

1027
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: I love women and I love pussy, and sometimes it's

1028
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: hard to like not get a little bit like not

1029
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: see a hot woman and like think about it. It's

1030
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 1: not like it always happens, but sometimes that those wires

1031
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: get crossed, and I appreciate that honesty. Yeah, that was

1032
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: my favorite one because it was like really really honest.

1033
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: All the other ones that just felt like a little

1034
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 1: bit like fluff, Like they were just kind of like, oh,

1035
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 1: this is going to be published, so I'm going to

1036
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 1: Women are better patients than men. They have no qualms

1037
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: about telling us what's wrong with them, and therefore we

1038
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 1: can do what they what we need to do to

1039
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: get them better. Um which was I was of what

1040
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: I said is that I thought men dismissed our pain more.

1041
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: But um men, There's one that said men tend to

1042
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: actually want to give more help to women because they

1043
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 1: don't experience periods or any of the stuff. So when

1044
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: they hear a woman being like I have a heavy period,

1045
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, your poor thing. That sounds terrible, and

1046
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: they like treat them even better because we've all met

1047
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 1: men that go, oh, my god, it sounds awful you

1048
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: bleed all the time? Cramps, Like they almost exaggerate your

1049
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: pain because they just can't imagine bleeding out of their dick. Well,

1050
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: there are some men that are just like, well, cramps

1051
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: that time of the month, and they dismiss it. I

1052
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: thought that was interesting. Um, that one made me roll

1053
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: my eyes so hard. What I just think men that

1054
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: we're better doctors for women because like we're just so gentle,

1055
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: because we're just like really respectful of you guys, and

1056
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: we know are in a lot of pain. It's like

1057
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: you just admit you want to get up in there, right,

1058
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: And there's kind of like slagging other women doctors like

1059
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,959
Speaker 1: we're just you know, I can't help it, we're better

1060
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: at it, Like we're just no more sense. Yeah, I know,

1061
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. They are saying that they're in the

1062
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 1: minority and that a lot of them get into this

1063
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,799
Speaker 1: and they think no one will go to them, which

1064
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: is so different from what we were saying yesterday where

1065
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: all of us just I didn't even think to go

1066
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 1: to a woman doctor from my women parts, because there

1067
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 1: was a part of me that goes, I don't want

1068
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: to be It's the same way that I don't when

1069
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: I see a cop pull over a black person, a

1070
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: white cop pull over a black person, I go go,

1071
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: why are you doing the most cliche thing? So I

1072
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: wanted to be different. I wanted to be like, you

1073
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: know what, I'm not going to just go to a

1074
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: woman doctor because I'm not scared of men. I think

1075
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: it's normal for men to be all up in my

1076
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: guts um and so. But but that I liked this

1077
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 1: one where the one doctor said that O, B. G

1078
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,879
Speaker 1: U N s are tend to be like better people

1079
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: to hang out with. Like you know, there's different types

1080
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: of comedians too. There's improv comedians, they're stand up comedians,

1081
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 1: there's right you know, late night writers, there's um you know, mimes,

1082
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,280
Speaker 1: like the comedy has all these different types of podcasters,

1083
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 1: like radio personalities like I get along with people in

1084
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 1: radio and stand up those are like my two groups

1085
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: where like, I always gravitate towards those people because they

1086
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 1: just have my same sensibilities. Even though comedy is a

1087
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,439
Speaker 1: wide when you get into comedy, you can choose any

1088
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 1: kind of like specialty, and I think that when doctors

1089
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: start out, they can choose any kind of you know,

1090
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: they kind of gravitate towards which doctors are the coolest.

1091
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: And I have to say that, like O b g

1092
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: nds tend to be kind of like cool, cooler and

1093
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: like have a better sense of humor because there's more

1094
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: women in it, and women don't have as big as

1095
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: egos as men just naturally, I mean they can. Women

1096
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: can be egomaniacs, for sure, we all know some, including

1097
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: more many days. But um, I would find that they're

1098
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 1: probably the one doctor was like, yeah, ob g wins

1099
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 1: are just more fun. They're funny, They're cooler, And I

1100
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: think that probably has something to do with it being

1101
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: mostly women dominated. Um, specialty is cool. I missed that.

1102
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,720
Speaker 1: I like, Um, was it Noah that said this person

1103
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: sounds like a serial killer? This guy the female body

1104
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: is a metaphor for her womanhood, and I'm granted access

1105
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: to her whole identity. If someone was reading my pussy

1106
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 1: like tea leaves or something, and like I thought it

1107
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 1: was like feeling them back like leaves. I thought it

1108
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,959
Speaker 1: was any indication of my womanhood. Dude, I don't even

1109
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: look at my vagina anymore to me. I don't know

1110
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:41,479
Speaker 1: if you guys have sensed this. Being thirty eight years old,

1111
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: thirty eight and seven months years old, I not who's

1112
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 1: counting thirty thirty eight, seven months and three days old.

1113
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: I just want to say that my vagina is not

1114
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: I'm going through the change of like I am. I

1115
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: have a whole bit about it right now about not

1116
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 1: being able to relate to the song wet s Pussy anymore.

1117
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: And it's like a travesty and I'm gonna save you

1118
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: all that come see me live toward It's available nikck

1119
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: glazer dot com um. But it's definitely like it's more

1120
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: it's like functional now. I look, I was kind of

1121
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: comparing it to like it used to like have a

1122
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 1: heyday right where it was like all I thought about

1123
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: and now it kind of it's like my CD player

1124
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: in my car, like it one time was of use

1125
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: and with so much and now it definitely has a use.

1126
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: It holds my like my you know, parking tickets. When

1127
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: you like go into a parking garage and you need

1128
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: the little thing, you can shove it in there and

1129
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I found a new use for it.

1130
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: And that's also where I put them in my pussy too. Um.

1131
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 1: But it's not like it's it's not it's barely a

1132
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: pussy anymore. I feel like it's like a I think

1133
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: it just it's more like a crotch. Like it's like, um,

1134
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: it's a vagina, I mean, not even a vagina. It's

1135
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 1: a volva, doesn't It's not. I never wanted to be.

1136
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: It's so interesting because I always thought there would be

1137
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: a part in my life where I wouldn't talk about

1138
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: sex as much on stage because people always were like,

1139
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 1: you're a sex comedian, why do you talk about sex

1140
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 1: so much. It's cool that you do, you know, whatever

1141
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: perspective they had, it's cool that you do. It's weird

1142
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: that you do. And I always said, I'll stop talking

1143
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 1: about sex when I'm not interested in it. And I

1144
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 1: swear to god, sex is like five percent of my

1145
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 1: act right now, and it was a hundred percent of

1146
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: it in the past twenty years. And now it's like

1147
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 1: you know of it now it's like five percent. I

1148
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 1: don't even talk about it at all. I talk about

1149
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 1: like maybe a little bit. But it's I'm going through

1150
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: the change, and it's it's sad because I miss I

1151
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: miss like loving sex so much and being obsessed with it,

1152
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: and now I just I mean, I still love having orgasms.

1153
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 1: I still love watching porn. Do you you don't watch porn?

1154
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: Do you? On? You? Once in a great while? Like?

1155
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 1: Do you are you allowed to watch porn when you

1156
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: live with a man? Yes? I can do whatever I

1157
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: want to. I know you don't have to call Chris

1158
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 1: d'eliah first and ask him if I have Can I

1159
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: watch um? Dude on your knees? Um, but I'm at

1160
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: my grandma's funeral. Good on your knees and send me

1161
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: a picture while I'm already on my knees praying, praying.

1162
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: Um wait is again? So did you though? Do you

1163
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 1: mean you watch broadcast? And I'm not like, hey, I'm

1164
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: watching porn in here, or I watched porn today. I

1165
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: kind of keep it, would you ever? I have been

1166
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 1: horny when my boyfriend is passed out next to me,

1167
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: and I got really horny and I wanted to watch

1168
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 1: it in bed next to him. I think that should

1169
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: have been an advertisement for temper pedick mattresses. Remember when

1170
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: the woman used to jump with the glass wine and

1171
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 1: it wouldn't feel like you can jerk off next to

1172
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 1: your boyfriend and he won't wake up, or vice versa,

1173
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: you know, like I mean, that was what they were

1174
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,919
Speaker 1: trying to get across. Ris wanted to or I would

1175
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 1: have no problem if my boyfriend in any world wanted

1176
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: to jerk off next to me, I'd be like, thank

1177
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 1: you for reading my body language tonight, like you know,

1178
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 1: like that's good. But I don't think that i'd want

1179
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think either of us would want

1180
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: to see each other do that. But I am ashamed

1181
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: sometimes that I pourn to me is just faster and easier,

1182
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: and just holding a little thing over my clip and

1183
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: laying like a minute toboggan is easier than being spread legged,

1184
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: and like you know, it's quicker, faster, it's a quick

1185
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 1: it's like a cold shower compared to workout. It's just

1186
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:46,960
Speaker 1: quick and done. And yeah, final thought, the kids are

1187
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 1: almost here. I am freshed for them, and that will

1188
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: last two seconds of me giving those presents. I'm getting

1189
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 1: their coming in the car. They're giving me the car.

1190
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: Should I go to the aquarium, I feel like I

1191
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 1: can't go support. The zoo is free, but it's freezing

1192
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: outside today. So I don't feel bad going to the

1193
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 1: zoo because I'm not giving them any money, and so

1194
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad about it as much as I

1195
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: would the aquarium because I just don't want to support.

1196
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 1: I can't imagine a trip with Aunt to the zoo. Now,

1197
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: those flamingoes, those are endangered and they're suffering right now

1198
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,479
Speaker 1: because they're here there at this because I meant their board. Um,

1199
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: I wish someone would have been more honest with me

1200
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: as a kid about that stuff. Of like, because I

1201
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: knew kids are very perceptive. You go to the monkey

1202
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 1: exhibit and they're board, they're sad, they have moss growing

1203
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: on them. They it smells. They're all picking each other's

1204
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 1: butts and noses. There's like a rock that one of

1205
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 1: them is like throwing around. There's like an old like

1206
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: baby doll that one of them is like ripping to shreds.

1207
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 1: It's like it's so depressing, and I got that vibe

1208
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 1: from it, or the the sea lion is just going

1209
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: the same pattern over and over past the windows. This

1210
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 1: isn't happy times and so but I think that you're

1211
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 1: just like tricked into thinking Zoos or like these magical places.

1212
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 1: And I know the people that work at Zoos are

1213
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 1: obsessed with animals and conservation and they are, you know,

1214
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 1: trying to do the right thing. I mean, I used

1215
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 1: to want to work at Sea World and get my

1216
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 1: ponytail tugged on by tilculum and then drowned in front

1217
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 1: of a crowd. I guess it wasn't in front of

1218
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: a crowd, but I just, I mean, as much as

1219
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 1: I do want to go to that aquarium, because I

1220
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: do love aquariums. I used to want to be a

1221
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: marine biologist when I was little, until I figured out

1222
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: that you know, to be a marine biologist you have

1223
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: to like measure them and like track there, like mating

1224
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: patterns and stuff. I just thought you just would like

1225
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: play with them and like teach them how to do

1226
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 1: tricks my hand in the middle of an an enemy,

1227
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 1: oh yeah, or just pet a stingray. Did you guys,

1228
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: did you guys ever have dreams of being like working

1229
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: with animals? Did you have what was your like in

1230
01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: third grade, I want to be this when I grow up.

1231
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: I definitely thought about marine biologists, but I used to

1232
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 1: always say paleontologists or archaeologists. That seemed fun to me,

1233
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 1: like digging, digging up fossils, and nothing about your life

1234
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: now that leads me to believe that would have been

1235
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: up interest to you. I know, I used to dig

1236
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 1: in the dirt a lot. I mean I grew up

1237
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 1: in the sticks all by myself. Talking sometimes when I

1238
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: say I look ugly, you dig for a compliment for me,

1239
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: and you go, no, you're you're a little complimented. Fact. No,

1240
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 1: So is there anything in your life that you can

1241
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 1: look at now where you go? Oh, like, do you

1242
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 1: are you did you watch Jurassic Park? Do you like?

1243
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 1: Were you into that? Are you into dinosaurs? Like? Why paleontologists?

1244
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: Did you think it just sounded smart when people would

1245
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: maybe I thought it sounded smart and I was trying

1246
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: to be like my friend, but it did seem really

1247
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: cool to like be digging and find anxious civilizations. But

1248
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:54,440
Speaker 1: I also was obsessed with like songwriting and radio, and

1249
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 1: I had radio shows when I was like eight. Okay,

1250
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: so that it all came to be and no, what

1251
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 1: did you want to be when you were in third grade?

1252
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 1: What was your like lofty dream? Well, it's so funny

1253
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 1: because also a marine biologist. And I think it's just

1254
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 1: because it sounded smart and you get to work with animals,

1255
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 1: and then I wanted to be a veterinarian. What is this?

1256
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 1: Why do we and why did we all know the

1257
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 1: word marine biologists? Like I didn't even know what a

1258
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 1: biologist was. There was I think I found out a

1259
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: biologist was a separate thing after marine biologists. Why do

1260
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: kids all know marine biology? And why? When I fantasized,

1261
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 1: she looked like Christie Brinkley, Like I always said, if

1262
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: I was a marine biologist, I'll be tall, tan, blond

1263
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,320
Speaker 1: with opponent tail, Like you get to wear a wetsuit

1264
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 1: in front of a crowd. I mean the crowd part

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01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,200
Speaker 1: was a part of it for me for sure. And

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01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 1: then the seal would come out and I go, look

1267
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 1: at you, look at Rufus. Everyone clapped the rufus and

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01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 1: then Rufus would give me a high five, and then

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01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: the dolphin would come up and like on its body

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01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 1: and then you go and I would kiss it and

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01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I'm blushing and then he goes and

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01:05:56,560 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: everyone and I go, oh, now, oh, look you, Rodney's

1273
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,440
Speaker 1: getting jealous. And then a killer whale would come out

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01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 1: and then I'd kiss him on his little nose and

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01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 1: bloop boop him and then he would go down. And

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Speaker 1: then have you ever seen a blooga whale? Oh that's

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01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 1: if anything could get kids to be runing biologists. Bluga

1278
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 1: whales heads are so squishy and gishy. That is what

1279
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 1: I want to do. I never even saw that before,

1280
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: but it makes me want to go back to school

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01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 1: for it. Oh those bluega whale heads, they're like those

1282
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: those balls that you get a target that I'm about

1283
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 1: to get my nephew to buy my thinking it's the

1284
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 1: most expensive thing there. That's the most valuable thing. All right,

1285
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Speaker 1: the kids are here. I have to go. Thank you

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Speaker 1: guys for listening. Thank you to Anya, thank you to Noah.

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Speaker 1: Don't be empty, but