Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellancamp and camera Jedge.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, welcome back to the episode of two Teas
Speaker 2: in a Pop with myself and Delores, Dolores, Dolores. It
Speaker 2: is a good day.
Speaker 1: It is a good day. I see that smile.
Speaker 3: I think things are so a smile. Oh, I am
Speaker 3: not missing anything.
Speaker 1: I know what it is. Yes, I'm just it's what's important.
Speaker 2: It's what is important for sure. For those of you
Speaker 2: have not heard Teddy announce on our Instagram that her
Speaker 2: treatment is working, it is God, thank you Jesus. The
Speaker 2: tumors are shrinking.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. That is so this is good.
Speaker 2: This is a win. It's a win.
Speaker 1: You'll win. That's what we will win.
Speaker 2: Yes, full recovery coming up, coming up. So oh gosh,
Speaker 2: she's just her smile and her demeanor.
Speaker 3: She's been through helen back. Oh and this is such
Speaker 3: great news.
Speaker 1: Thank God.
Speaker 2: I mean, to finally know that it is working is like,
Speaker 2: oh yes, oh God, it's just such a relief. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm sure she'll talk about it on her podcast. I'm
Speaker 2: sure she has a podcast coming up with with Erica
Speaker 2: and you. Because I'll be out of town, and you
Speaker 2: guys can talk a lot about it.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Don't worry.
Speaker 3: When you're out of town, we don't talk about you.
Speaker 3: If you're not in the room, we don't.
Speaker 1: Your friends here don't talk about you.
Speaker 2: No different than the filming the show, I know.
Speaker 1: Isn't it a fresher breath air?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Page was on now we're going to be recapping the
Speaker 2: summer House now. She was on Watch What Happens Live
Speaker 2: last night.
Speaker 3: I got some comments about it. I got some phone
Speaker 3: calls today about it.
Speaker 2: You did? Okay? So podcaster Gibson John's recaps page appearance
Speaker 2: on Water Hobbins Live and he breaks down what she says,
Speaker 2: and these are some of the comments.
Speaker 1: She said.
Speaker 2: I did not watch Watch It Happens Live? So I did,
Speaker 2: so you'll have to give me some feedback.
Speaker 1: I didn't sleep last night. I watched a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh did you? Including these are some of the comments
Speaker 2: she made. Craig wanted to be the victim Craig's reunion comments,
Speaker 2: what a funny story. Has been dating but nothing serious?
Speaker 1: She happy?
Speaker 2: She's happy. She says that Craig has a girlfriend, and
Speaker 2: she said Kyle nailed it thrilled.
Speaker 3: I think she said the word, oh, thrilled. She said
Speaker 3: she's had she she exaggerated happy.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she also said that Kyle nailed it, calling
Speaker 2: Craig a liar. I don't think she should have said that. Uh,
Speaker 2: let's say she says she thinks that they've got an
Speaker 2: equal amount of hate.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know because I don't.
Speaker 3: Oh no, how could she say that because you didn't
Speaker 3: watch it and I did. She said that it was
Speaker 3: very misogynistic online regarding the breakup, like more people meaning
Speaker 3: more people.
Speaker 1: Sided with him, That's what she said.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think that might have just been a dig.
Speaker 1: He sat over him, she's over him.
Speaker 2: Well, clearly she wishes he didn't lean in to the
Speaker 2: cheating rumors.
Speaker 3: So she definitely emphasized the fact that he played the victim.
Speaker 1: Card in all this. However, the one.
Speaker 3: Thing I do agree with is that he said he
Speaker 3: was blindsided, and I mean, Stevie Wonder could have seen
Speaker 3: this coming. So no, you are not unless you lie
Speaker 3: to yourself, which I mean somebody once told me.
Speaker 1: Men don't always like to hear the truth.
Speaker 2: I don't think people in general like to hear the truth.
Speaker 1: That I agree. I agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So the reunion chart just dropped. They are filming
Speaker 2: the reunion right now, and I'm a little bit shocked,
Speaker 2: as I think most people are on this seating chart.
Speaker 2: I mean, can we break it down?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: So, I think Amanda had a pretty chill season. So
Speaker 3: if sitting next to Andy means that you you were
Speaker 3: the main part of the season, then I would have
Speaker 3: had to put Jesse there.
Speaker 1: I like Amanda, Well, this is the thing.
Speaker 2: We haven't seen the entire season yet, so it leads
Speaker 2: me to believe that something is going on with Amanda. Okay, fair,
Speaker 2: and as of right now, what we're in episode ten
Speaker 2: or something, I would think.
Speaker 1: Just episode Sorry to interrupt, I.
Speaker 2: Don't maybe, I don't know. Maybe they have fifteen so
Speaker 2: we're on eleven, so they have four more episodes. So
Speaker 2: unless some.
Speaker 1: How much could really happen with Amanda.
Speaker 2: Shaking stuff happens to be well, I would have put
Speaker 2: Jesse and.
Speaker 1: Alexi. Jesse and Lexi are there way.
Speaker 2: Down at the bottom.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Andy's right. We have Page, we have Sierra, we have Carl,
Speaker 2: we have Lexi. Then we have Gabby, who I don't
Speaker 2: even know why. Gabby's there. She didn't even talk. She
Speaker 2: doesn't even talk on the show.
Speaker 1: Well she did, No, we have to. We have to
Speaker 1: give her credit for telling.
Speaker 3: Lexi that that Jesse wasn't doing the right thing. No wait, no,
Speaker 3: she was sitting on the benches. She was sitting on
Speaker 3: the bleachers during the softball game.
Speaker 2: So she finally spoke at episode eleven. Yeah, okay, oh
Speaker 2: my god, give her first seat.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, it just kind of like if you
Speaker 3: go by who did the most or the most drama,
Speaker 3: it's not. The math isn't mathing, but hey, it's not.
Speaker 3: We don't pick the seats, do we know?
Speaker 2: Nope. And so on Andy's left side we have Amanda, Kyle, Lindsay,
Speaker 2: Jesse West, and Emerald Sol.
Speaker 3: Again, am should be up there too, like he should
Speaker 3: be above Gabby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean we got a kick at.
Speaker 3: Emerald did contribute this season so far, new on the scene.
Speaker 1: The newbies did very well. They held their own mm.
Speaker 2: Hmmm they did. So that's the city in charts. So
Speaker 2: they're filming right now. Can't wait for that. So let's
Speaker 2: get into episode eleven of Summer House. So the show
Speaker 2: starts off with Tom Schwartz returns to the house. Now,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Did you watch when Tom had been
Speaker 2: there prior? Did you see see I didn't see that,
Speaker 2: so I don't know what to compare it to. So
Speaker 2: they made a lot of Tom's always.
Speaker 3: In the middle of Who's in in the middle of?
Speaker 3: More stuff than Tom and and uh and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: I mean, their lives are shit even still falling apart,
Speaker 3: Like they have more drama, more heartache, more relationship turmoil
Speaker 3: then all of the franchises combined.
Speaker 2: So I'm assuming Tom just stays for this one episode.
Speaker 2: Is that how that works?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 1: We don't know. We don't know what he's making a cameo,
Speaker 1: that's okay.
Speaker 2: He made a camera. He didn't add much drama. He's
Speaker 2: looking to avoid getting emotional. I guess he was on
Speaker 2: before and there was a lot of comments about him,
Speaker 2: them saying he was bleeding and all this stuff, and
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I feel bad. I need to see.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you think he just gets like
Speaker 2: a day rate. He comes in and gets a day rate.
Speaker 3: I mean, that could very well be he's getting something.
Speaker 3: But it was nice to see him.
Speaker 1: You know, I like him. I like Schwartz he's hard.
Speaker 3: He was Lisa vander Pump's favorite. Lisa's least favorite was Jack's.
Speaker 2: Oh duh. I think everybody's least favorite. But I think
Speaker 2: Schwartz is that he's the marrying type.
Speaker 3: I found him to be a nice guy, always in
Speaker 3: the middle of stuff he didn't want to be in.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Well, Schwartz to me is like Cynthia Bailey. Bailey, she's
Speaker 2: on you know, on Pump Rules, Summerhouse, He's on the valley.
Speaker 2: He just shows up wherever he can. He's just he
Speaker 2: rotates for.
Speaker 1: I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: There's something about seeing a familiar face on another show.
Speaker 1: You feel like, oh, I know somebody.
Speaker 3: In the room, Like when you go to a party, yeah,
Speaker 3: and you get the kind of feeling like, oh, you
Speaker 3: see somebody you know and you don't really know a
Speaker 3: lot of people there, and all of a sudden you
Speaker 3: see Schwartz's face and you're like, oh, hey.
Speaker 2: That's why reality shows don't do well when they try
Speaker 2: to recast them. These people want to familiar faces. They
Speaker 2: don't want to have to get to know somebody new.
Speaker 3: People have a vested interest in the people they've been
Speaker 3: watching for years. Growing up with and everything. So where's
Speaker 3: new Jersey?
Speaker 2: Bring it back? The amount of boxes on this episode
Speaker 2: that were on the front.
Speaker 1: Door were how many bows can we make? How many listen?
Speaker 1: God forbid?
Speaker 3: When they grow out of the show or age out
Speaker 3: of the show, or the show is no longer, which
Speaker 3: it will always be, they can be party planners.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that look like torture to me. I am
Speaker 2: not the one that wants to sit there and do
Speaker 2: crafts and put bose together and.
Speaker 3: Doing cartwheels and you know, like it's like the craft
Speaker 3: Hour yep.
Speaker 2: And then the the amount of product placement they have
Speaker 2: for Lover Boy is unbelievable. It could be nine o'clock
Speaker 2: in the morning and every single cast member has it,
Speaker 2: has a can in their hands.
Speaker 3: I love how they support each other even when they
Speaker 3: don't like each other.
Speaker 2: Well toegate, we're back to toegate.
Speaker 1: Well what else would we have had to do?
Speaker 2: We don't have much to talk about except for their relationship.
Speaker 3: You know, I would have liked to see her have
Speaker 3: a Jersey reaction to togate.
Speaker 2: Oh she's too sweet for that.
Speaker 1: I would have liked. Or does she not care that much?
Speaker 2: I would have I think she's just too sweet. She's
Speaker 2: too sweet. I would have ringed his neck.
Speaker 1: No one's that sweet.
Speaker 3: She's still a woman, I know, but no health have
Speaker 3: no fury than a woman.
Speaker 1: Score.
Speaker 2: This is her first season. She's like, Oh God, do
Speaker 2: I show my real self? Or do I just come
Speaker 2: off like this sweeker.
Speaker 1: It'll come out.
Speaker 3: Give somebody a couple of drinks one night and it
Speaker 3: falls right out of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But Jesse claims that when he entered the threesome room,
Speaker 2: he sat on the bed, took his socks off and
Speaker 2: got his toes sucked.
Speaker 3: Well, jeez, that's the first thing you do when you
Speaker 3: walk into a room of a threesome. You only take
Speaker 3: your socks off and then you lay across everybody or
Speaker 3: find a spot on the bed.
Speaker 1: And to take your toes sucked. Were you on the
Speaker 1: floor when you did it? And how long were you
Speaker 1: in there? I don't know, but I think I never
Speaker 1: got that information.
Speaker 2: Okay, to have his toes sucked for some let me.
Speaker 3: Tell you something, you know, Well, that would have been
Speaker 3: easily fixed because a Jersey girl would have went and
Speaker 3: tracked the girls down and tortured them until they told
Speaker 3: the truth. They probably should chance shape their or there
Speaker 3: would have to be no torture.
Speaker 1: That just the thought of some one.
Speaker 3: Of us coming for them. Oh, they did show was
Speaker 3: thirty seven minutes. No, that's ang time.
Speaker 2: Thirty seven minutes.
Speaker 1: He was in there just kidding his toe suck.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that.
Speaker 3: No, and kept it close to the chest unless Emerald
Speaker 3: wants to come out with it next season.
Speaker 2: But maybe at the reunion they're talking about maybe, yeah,
Speaker 2: than his ties.
Speaker 1: Want an answer from Emerald.
Speaker 2: I mean, fingers sucked too.
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it. So the girls get the guys out of
Speaker 2: the house so they can set up for the first
Speaker 2: annual snooze fest. Aman to ask the.
Speaker 1: Name, like, who's the who's the creative director?
Speaker 2: I thought the same pressed I think it's adorable. It
Speaker 2: isn't it is. But people on social media are like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I want a job where I just
Speaker 2: lay in bed like these girls and do nothing and
Speaker 2: talk like that's the best job. Well, guess what the outside.
Speaker 1: You're right it is.
Speaker 3: And the fact is, you can't be bitter if somebody
Speaker 3: has something you don't have, because you never you got
Speaker 3: to watch what you wish for.
Speaker 1: Sweeties.
Speaker 2: Oh god, is not the truth. So Amana asked Lexi
Speaker 2: if her and Jesse have made things official, and Lexi
Speaker 2: says they're exclusive, which is just a transition title to dating.
Speaker 2: That's that's a new is that like, well, it's.
Speaker 3: Like okay, exclusive meaning they're not with sleeping with other people.
Speaker 3: But he's not saying that's my girlfriend. Because you want
Speaker 3: to know why it's not summer is not over yet.
Speaker 2: It's because Gabby heard on TikTok. She said, I loved
Speaker 2: when she goes, well, I heard on TikTok. That's the
Speaker 2: new word. I'm like, oh my god, these young and
Speaker 2: they just they live their life off of a ticos.
Speaker 1: But they're not that young. I know.
Speaker 2: I had to google Schwartz's age because how he's forty
Speaker 2: two and I thought he was older than that. I
Speaker 2: really did, And I thought, isn't he because to me,
Speaker 2: he maybe because he's more mature than everybody. And when
Speaker 2: he showed up, I'm like, isn't he too old? Isn't
Speaker 2: he It's like it's like dad showing up.
Speaker 1: But he's the same age as kind. I know.
Speaker 2: I know, it's great, Carlo, I know, I know. So
Speaker 2: after asking this, Linda and Amanda sidebar while making DreamCatcher
Speaker 2: decorations for the party. They recall their conversation with Jesse when.
Speaker 3: She was putting the the material around the hula hoop thing.
Speaker 2: The dream catcher. Oh my god, I was like, oh God,
Speaker 2: kill me. I cannot do that. I couldn't imagine just
Speaker 2: sitting there doing I just I'm not a arts and
Speaker 2: crafts type of girl.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, we're making a TV show, right, so let's
Speaker 3: talk while we're making little crafts.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, less to be honest.
Speaker 3: If I was them and I had a shore house,
Speaker 3: I would want to emulate.
Speaker 1: What they do. Every weekend. They have these great parties.
Speaker 3: They're all skinny, they wear these cute outfits. They bang
Speaker 3: around and then they have fun. But you know this
Speaker 3: life catches up to you.
Speaker 2: Well, that's all they do is if you miss the
Speaker 2: boat party, party party. Every weekend is a party.
Speaker 1: You can't time. Where you gotta give it, hang up
Speaker 1: your hat.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about the budget for the show because
Speaker 2: it is a big production party almost every single episode,
Speaker 2: and it's like bringing in crews like that costs thousands
Speaker 2: of dollars to put these things together. They're not just
Speaker 2: making bows from Amazon boxes. They have, you know, creative
Speaker 2: people that come out. They're building stages.
Speaker 3: It's gotta go see they built the the Pirate ship.
Speaker 3: Those big huge blow up slipping sides are expansive even
Speaker 3: torn they do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the every weekend it's the same thing, big old productions.
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of cool, Like I like, I'm
Speaker 3: starting to now look forward to the next next party.
Speaker 1: I am. And it's always a theme.
Speaker 2: Of course, why don't they have housewives visit?
Speaker 1: I don't know, they're stupid.
Speaker 2: They should have like a whole cast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what's up? Why don't they just call us
Speaker 1: and we'll come.
Speaker 3: You know, it's funny because my assistant Frankie, who's younger
Speaker 3: than them, but not like you know, she's in her
Speaker 3: late twenties, she said, like everyone lives like regular people
Speaker 3: go to this party. It's not like people that they know.
Speaker 2: Oh that was my next question. So they have these
Speaker 2: parties and then before you know it, there's like a
Speaker 2: hundred people there.
Speaker 1: Who are they They can come. It's open to the party.
Speaker 2: Do we never talk about there's like it's just like no,
Speaker 2: it is over the closest friend.
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of like open to the public.
Speaker 3: You have to get on the VA.
Speaker 2: It's like a casting call.
Speaker 3: Well I only yeah, no, because I only know this
Speaker 3: from I was in Portugal and I get a text
Speaker 3: saying I need to ask a favor, but it's really
Speaker 3: not from my assistant Frankie.
Speaker 1: She's like, but it's like if you can't, I understand.
Speaker 3: So I said what She's like, there's a party and
Speaker 3: me and my friends really want to go. So I
Speaker 3: called Sierra and she's like, yeah, I'll just put them
Speaker 3: on the list. I go, well, is she allowed to
Speaker 3: bring like two? She does know as many as she wants.
Speaker 2: Oh seriously, So your sister went to a party.
Speaker 1: She's in the finale.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hope we get to see her.
Speaker 1: Yes, me too. So her and her friends.
Speaker 3: I've known them since they're little and they had the
Speaker 3: best time.
Speaker 2: Okay. So a man feels like she's in the middle
Speaker 2: of Lexi and Jesse, but she ultimately decides to tell
Speaker 2: Lexi what she heard. I love that, do you. I
Speaker 2: felt like it was a little gossipy at first. It's
Speaker 2: like the girl barely says soundless it's editing, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: by the way, let me tell you by your boyfriend here.
Speaker 3: Well no, I mean because girl, like, when you know,
Speaker 3: nobody ever told me.
Speaker 1: I always had to find out everything myself.
Speaker 3: So when I see this, like, I got a thing
Speaker 3: about this, Like not everybody has the balls to tell
Speaker 3: somebody what they heard, or they don't want to be
Speaker 3: disloyal to the other person.
Speaker 1: She had like a conundrum.
Speaker 3: She's like, I want to tell her what was said,
Speaker 3: but I'm friends with him. I'm gonna hurt someone no
Speaker 3: matter how this goes. But I think it's the right
Speaker 3: thing to do is to tell her. And I loved
Speaker 3: that about Amanda. That's a girl's girl.
Speaker 2: Well, Lexi corrects allegations that she was telling Jesse to
Speaker 2: unfollow girls on insignment and stop commenting on.
Speaker 3: Other projectile vomited everything. Like she was like him, I'm
Speaker 3: going in on him. He wants to talk this shit
Speaker 3: about me, Well, let's now let everybody know what he
Speaker 3: actually is saying.
Speaker 2: Oh and this is really the first time we've seen
Speaker 2: Lexi get like grubbed up. She's like, oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: And it was kind of refreshing to see her instead
Speaker 2: of this like very sweet, innocent girl like.
Speaker 3: Getting mad at Emerald because this one walks in the
Speaker 3: room with the threesome self like Emerald came out.
Speaker 1: Of the room and dragged them in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like she was like kind of blaming other people
Speaker 3: for his behavior.
Speaker 1: You're being very forgiving. And then but just like like I.
Speaker 3: Said, like, it's almost like you pulled the plug and
Speaker 3: the and and the bathtub in the water comes out
Speaker 3: a little bit out of time. So she was just
Speaker 3: like getting it, you know, Drelatinic drain and Latini drain,
Speaker 3: and then finally it's empty and you don't like the
Speaker 3: person anymore.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, the girls were so happy to send the
Speaker 2: guys off to dinner, where the girls set around and
Speaker 2: did their arts and crafts.
Speaker 1: I don't even think they'd missed the guys.
Speaker 2: No, not at all. So Jesse shares a moment the
Speaker 2: other day that happened between him and Sierra where she
Speaker 2: kept grabbing his arm and he jokingly told her to
Speaker 2: stop because Lexi was accusing him of being to flirt.
Speaker 2: That cut deep, I know because of this. When he
Speaker 2: was saying goodbye to the girls earlier, Sierra wouldn't look
Speaker 2: at him or give him a hug. The guys share
Speaker 2: their oh my god. Then the guys share their weirdest
Speaker 2: porn history, and I'm gonna have to tell you. I
Speaker 2: actually googled tanline porn this morning just to see what
Speaker 2: it was, and it was.
Speaker 1: I think it's self explanatory.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't know if it was some like I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like like like a word for a fattish
Speaker 3: or something. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's just.
Speaker 1: Having tanline porn, just you know, naked person with I.
Speaker 2: Didn't even think that it was a thing.
Speaker 3: Well. I went to the tanning salon and the girl
Speaker 3: had like tan lines and she's like, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: tan lines. I guess you could tan and get rid
Speaker 3: of them. She goes, no, I made this happen. It's
Speaker 3: my birthday this week, and I want to wear my
Speaker 3: tube top with my tan lines.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, dlorus, you do not go to tanning
Speaker 2: salons anymore, do you.
Speaker 1: I did last the other day. I know yesterday.
Speaker 2: You're not allowed. Those things should be outlawed.
Speaker 1: I live in a cold state. I need to.
Speaker 2: Say to give you a cancer that's UV rays. You can't.
Speaker 2: I am like I will. I would go protest about
Speaker 2: tanning salons. I used to live in them and I
Speaker 2: have had multiple skin cancers and melanoma because of that.
Speaker 1: Really, I used to live in them in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Ages you would go, they didn't have I worked for.
Speaker 2: I was in them all the time. But people stay
Speaker 2: out of tanning bits, you too.
Speaker 3: I would be a hypocrite to say stay out. So
Speaker 3: I'm not going to, but everyone should.
Speaker 2: Teddy had one in her bedroom growing up.
Speaker 1: She did. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yep, So the weirdest porn stories are about to happen.
Speaker 2: Carl searches tan lines. The guys returned to the rooms
Speaker 2: after the night out. Lexi seems upset with Jesse. When
Speaker 2: he goes to cuddle her, she's over him. I was
Speaker 2: trying to read. We couldn't because they blurred it. Wes
Speaker 2: porn fetishes.
Speaker 1: He had a lot he did that doesn't surprise a lot.
Speaker 2: She's like, and they kept covering, and I'm like, I know, Wes,
Speaker 2: what do you think it was? I don't know, but
Speaker 2: I I'm going to find out. Could you imagine if
Speaker 2: Emerald was there, what we would have heard? So when
Speaker 2: they return, like, she seems upset. Now I think that
Speaker 2: we can agree. Now we know why Carl hasn't been
Speaker 2: laid in an entire year. It's because he's looking for
Speaker 2: girls with tandlines, and I feel like Jesse's starting to
Speaker 2: become a one trick pony. All he talks about in
Speaker 2: jokes about is sex all the time. So then we go,
Speaker 2: Page takes some time away from the house, so she
Speaker 2: came a day later. I think she describes being so
Speaker 2: anxious that her hands have gone numb. Is this because
Speaker 2: she wants to break up with him but she just
Speaker 2: doesn't know how to do it or she's afraid to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: He's not there, Oh, stressed, that'll do it.
Speaker 3: I mean, when you want to break up with someone,
Speaker 3: especially when you've been with someone for as long as
Speaker 3: they have and you have so much going on, that's
Speaker 3: a horrible feeling.
Speaker 1: Horrible, Uh huh, horrible.
Speaker 2: So I was anxious about the breakup. She's the future.
Speaker 3: And I love that she said I listened to my body.
Speaker 3: I had to take some time off.
Speaker 2: Amanda shares that Alexi and Jesse drama with West. It
Speaker 2: turns out that the consensus is that Lexi is actually
Speaker 2: pretty chill and Jesse is the insecure one. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to make Lexi look controlling. West gossipinge like he's just
Speaker 2: one of the girls. Is cracking me up.
Speaker 3: I know he's first of all him with that Ebenezer
Speaker 3: Scrooge nightgown on.
Speaker 2: He's got quite a style. I feel like he's throwed.
Speaker 2: The spotlight is off him and Sierra. So now he's
Speaker 2: over here playing producer with Jesse and a Lexi. So
Speaker 2: he's like, yes, the heat is off me. Let's move
Speaker 2: on to Jesse and Alexi. Then Snoozefest begins. The girls
Speaker 2: love laying in bed so much. They're throwing an entire costarcher.
Speaker 2: They're always so cute in bed. They are really cute.
Speaker 1: Really well, lay's in bed. Nobody from New Jersey that
Speaker 1: I know. I mean an Italian girl. I don't say,
Speaker 1: and I can't don't say.
Speaker 3: I haven't played in bed since I was born, so
Speaker 3: I don't know what that's all about.
Speaker 1: People say I have to take a nap. What's a nap?
Speaker 2: I have a napp only makes naps more tired, So
Speaker 2: that's why I can't take a nap.
Speaker 1: People. I did not sleep for one second last night.
Speaker 3: You didn't no, and I wound up watching Jackson Britney's
Speaker 3: wedding came on at three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would put me to sleep.
Speaker 3: Well, everyone should watch it because now like they could
Speaker 3: think about like how happy she was and now that
Speaker 3: they're breaking up.
Speaker 1: But that's another conversation.
Speaker 2: Okay, So let's get into this costume party. We'll get
Speaker 2: into the costumes page. Here and Amanda are dressed like
Speaker 2: sleep masks. Lindsay is a teddy bear, Gabby's a sheep,
Speaker 2: Jesse is Hugh Hefner, of course he is. Lexi's an angel,
Speaker 2: and Kyle's a sloth. What does a sloth have to
Speaker 2: do with sleeping?
Speaker 1: Because they're very slow. They always like they.
Speaker 2: Move, They sleep all the time, learn something new every.
Speaker 1: Day's so slow. But his mask was crooked.
Speaker 2: He couldn't even see out of it. It was so
Speaker 2: such a mass is so then Jesse asked Lexi to talk.
Speaker 2: She pulls him over.
Speaker 3: So that's something I like. If I know, so, I
Speaker 3: hate that I would avoid that talk. I think he
Speaker 3: should have not asked to talk. Yeah, but she she
Speaker 3: talked circles around him.
Speaker 2: Oh, she did a great job. So he pulls her
Speaker 2: over to the giant bed that sitting in the grass.
Speaker 2: Lexi tells Jesse everything she's hearing from the girls that
Speaker 2: he's portraying her as a controlling girlfriend, that he's acting
Speaker 2: single when he's not. And she brings up the toe
Speaker 2: second again. And Jesse can't name a single thing that
Speaker 2: Lee Lexie's done to make him feel insecure in the relationship.
Speaker 1: She didn't bring up when she was holding up West.
Speaker 2: So no, because it wasn't that big of a deal.
Speaker 2: He was trying to ask up to make it a
Speaker 2: big deal exactly, He gaslights Lexi, telling her that he's
Speaker 2: not going to act like a robot towards his friends.
Speaker 2: Jesse thought they'd leave the house this weekend as boyfriend
Speaker 2: and girlfriend friend. Laxi's not gonna sound settle for this relationship.
Speaker 3: Like bringing her to meet his parents. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: was just about to bring you to me my parents.
Speaker 1: Now all of a.
Speaker 3: Sudden, Oh yeah, back talking about you. I was just
Speaker 3: about to tell you you're gonna be my girlfriend. Because,
Speaker 3: by the way, summer's three quarters of the way over.
Speaker 2: Do you think that that Jesse's ever had a serious
Speaker 2: relationship before.
Speaker 1: In what eighth grade?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Yeah, like on the playground maybe not here?
Speaker 1: Not here?
Speaker 3: And you know, they should take a page out of
Speaker 3: and you know they should look at their counterparts like
Speaker 3: like over there, like Jacks, buddy, like you have to
Speaker 3: grow up. You have to take things serious. You can't
Speaker 3: spend your whole life hurting people making them fall for you,
Speaker 3: or or making someone think they're in a serious relationship
Speaker 3: and then acting like behind their back like you're not,
Speaker 3: because you know what, that'll.
Speaker 1: Catch up to you too.
Speaker 2: Well, I definitely think it's a bitch is a bitch,
Speaker 2: And I think that Lexi just gave a masterclass and
Speaker 2: how to clearly put a man in his place. Well
Speaker 2: we applaud her for that.
Speaker 1: Thank you, I'm gonnaud you.
Speaker 3: But don't think that it's going to be that easy
Speaker 3: all the time, sweetheart.
Speaker 2: I know, but but Jesse is so caught.
Speaker 1: If you talk to somebody that.
Speaker 3: Outside of Summerhouse and go with someone who's a little
Speaker 3: bit more seasoned and mature, you're not going to get
Speaker 3: the chance. You'll get the chance to talk, but it
Speaker 3: won't be so easy. You'll you'll get like answers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, Carl pulls Sierra aside to talk. Oh God, don't
Speaker 2: do it, and it's confessional. He says he's met a
Speaker 2: lot of girls this summer, but none of them are
Speaker 2: Sierra be emotionally.
Speaker 1: I know, I didn't know this was coming. I was
Speaker 1: laying in bedwood pull like a what. He goes, where
Speaker 1: have you been?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: And she almost she also happens to be a babe.
Speaker 2: That's what he says. It's confessional.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 3: If you don't have a crush on Sierra, then you
Speaker 3: don't have a pulse.
Speaker 1: That's all I want to say.
Speaker 2: But how long have they been filming the show together?
Speaker 2: Quite a while? But okay, he was engaged. That's right,
Speaker 2: he was engaged, so you know what it is.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why he didn't give Lila a chance because
Speaker 3: he had his eye on Sierra.
Speaker 2: Maybe, but no, it happens not calling for that, right.
Speaker 3: No, well I don't think well well, Paige said no.
Speaker 3: On Watch What Happens Live, Paige said, no, oh good,
Speaker 3: whatever happened to?
Speaker 1: Like, you don't like ship? Where your friendship? You don't know?
Speaker 1: Let's just I know it's.
Speaker 2: It called now I forgot you.
Speaker 3: Don't shore, But that's not that doesn't apply here. It's like,
Speaker 3: what are you fishing in the same pond?
Speaker 2: Like you can't do that?
Speaker 3: You can't do that. I mean, come on, there's billions
Speaker 3: of people in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Lexi and right, Lexi and Jesse in their
Speaker 2: talk and go separate ways, so they it's pretty much over,
Speaker 2: and I think we see it the previous for next episode,
Speaker 2: she's like, she's done with this relationship.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she's see Listen, like I said, he ruined it.
Speaker 1: He did not treat her seriously.
Speaker 3: She is over him, and kudos to a girl who
Speaker 3: got over somebody they liked so much. I mean, but
Speaker 3: then I listened to the time that they've been together,
Speaker 3: like a month and a half. I mean, come on,
Speaker 3: that that you get over in three seconds?
Speaker 2: Oh for sure. And then Lexi's talking to Paige, Lindsey,
Speaker 2: Gabby and Amanda about the drama with Jesse, and they're
Speaker 2: all backing her up, which is great.
Speaker 1: Which I love.
Speaker 2: Again, doesn't talk? Why doesn't she talk? Ever?
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, Like maybe.
Speaker 2: She's a full time CASM member and we barely have
Speaker 2: seen her talk this inded she won't when she talks,
Speaker 2: he's not gonna be back. Then, you know, there's no
Speaker 2: way you can be a full time cast member and
Speaker 2: not talk.
Speaker 1: But maybe she does talk. And they cut it out.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well that's not good either. But meanwhile, Jesse is talking
Speaker 2: to Wes but in the kitchen about the whole predicament,
Speaker 2: saying he feels like he can't trust the girls. Now
Speaker 2: why he can'tnot trust yourself? He can't, true, but stand
Speaker 2: up person and not be a douche lord and maybe
Speaker 2: brush the people around you.
Speaker 1: That's all true. Everything you said is true, But the
Speaker 1: girls don't really have a lot of loyalty to.
Speaker 2: It's a reality show. We have to repeat everything we
Speaker 2: hear and then get shipped. Why did you repeat it?
Speaker 3: Because I'm just talking like like I don't know the
Speaker 3: fourth wall. I'm saying that she like in our world,
Speaker 3: even though it was set on camera. When it's repeated,
Speaker 3: you are catching shit for real, You're getting real life.
Speaker 2: All at the end of the day, Well, in real life,
Speaker 2: do you think I repeat things that I hear? Like
Speaker 2: one friend tells me one thing. I said, No, you
Speaker 2: don't do that. But on reality TV, that's part of it.
Speaker 2: You got to keep the story going.
Speaker 1: Well, the person knowing.
Speaker 3: Says it on TV knowing it has to be repeated.
Speaker 3: But here's the twist is camera is going to be
Speaker 3: repeated by somebody you trust in love.
Speaker 2: That TV probably always listen.
Speaker 1: You know what I would say, Yeah, it was repeated.
Speaker 1: They're closer than me, So make her repeat it. Let
Speaker 1: her hear from her their buddies. Let her go tell
Speaker 1: her buddy. I mean, I've I've repeated things. I've done it.
Speaker 1: I had to go back.
Speaker 2: To fun to repeat things when you have, especially casts.
Speaker 3: That you really like, no and someone who you inherently
Speaker 3: care about and who me I'm a vault like in life, right,
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's rough.
Speaker 2: I feel like the way that Jesse and Lexi are fighting,
Speaker 2: you would think they've been dating for years. It's only
Speaker 2: been a month. It's one of those things where're like,
Speaker 2: peace out, go away, you're gross.
Speaker 1: Yuck.
Speaker 3: She's like, you know, he's worried about the party, you know,
Speaker 3: and he's like, I thought I was just gonna have
Speaker 3: fun at the party, like, and he's telling Wes in
Speaker 3: the kitchen like, yeah, I was just supposed to be
Speaker 3: having fun here.
Speaker 2: And he was laughing too, the way he was this
Speaker 2: girl who.
Speaker 3: This little hot piece of tight eyes with her little
Speaker 3: angel laughing on who just can't be bothered with because
Speaker 3: there's fifty other ones running around here.
Speaker 2: But we have a few fan thoughts. I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 2: Another one can they please get off the bed and
Speaker 2: out of the room for just one episode? I agree?
Speaker 2: And then another one says that West makes me giggle
Speaker 2: so much, and he does mean to you. He's going
Speaker 2: on me. He's really growing on me.
Speaker 3: Jenfesler turns me on to West, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, and then like, I like him his
Speaker 3: facial expressions when someone's talking to him.
Speaker 1: He's got the silly sleep hat on, and.
Speaker 2: I like his style.
Speaker 3: He's a good friend. I think he's a good friend.
Speaker 3: I really do. I think he genuinely cares about people,
Speaker 3: except for what happened with Sierra, but he could have
Speaker 3: Strunger along. He could have did the things that Jesse's
Speaker 3: doing and he didn't.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: I love him. But that's it. So they are filming
Speaker 2: the reunion right now. Can't wait to know what's going
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 3: It happened come through in the end, Gabby, Let's hear me.
Speaker 2: You gotta have heavy, that's right. So thank you guys
Speaker 2: for tuning in to another episode of Teane and we'll
Speaker 2: see you soon.