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Speaker 1: Is the inaugural episode of The twenty nineteen Bachelor at
Speaker 1: Season Buckers. God, aren't you randy? Anna? I'm so randy
Speaker 1: right now? Step this Rose and Duke. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: baby girls, baby boys, we back. Hello. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: very first episode of the season of The Bachelor at Hannah.
Speaker 1: Hannah be East season what is sure to be just
Speaker 1: a ship show. My name is Arta Marine, coming to
Speaker 1: you from my decorated garage somewhere in Los Angeles. With
Speaker 1: me today, of course, I have my friend Tanna, looking
Speaker 1: very cute in her scrunchy working on the not tanning
Speaker 1: so much due to sun damage. You can you're young
Speaker 1: and fresh now, but yeah, I have to maybe one
Speaker 1: day not be Tanna anymore. That's you know what spray
Speaker 1: tan Speaking of the sprays and the love of a
Speaker 1: spraychan we have with me, We have a we have
Speaker 1: a friend of mine who I adore, who I worked
Speaker 1: with that Mad TV years ago, and then I have not.
Speaker 1: I've always been a fan of yours, but now you
Speaker 1: just came on. You're one of the executive producers this
Speaker 1: season of Insatiable and we just hung out for a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks in Atlanta. You also worked on Difficult People,
Speaker 1: you worked on Smells all sorts. Very talented gentleman late
Speaker 1: and he loves his spray tan. Scott King Hi with
Speaker 1: a black eye from Bowtop. We just think of maybe
Speaker 1: it gives you a tan as it freezes your face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you look great. I'm sure it's all part of the
Speaker 1: Scott and I just hung out in Atlanta. How many
Speaker 1: times did do we go? Multiple times for children's tacos?
Speaker 1: We went every weekend to Bar Taco and Inman Park
Speaker 1: Um and I think they got I don't know if
Speaker 1: they let sick of us or were they into it?
Speaker 1: What do you think? They were nice to us? Yes,
Speaker 1: but the third time we were very basically Scott has
Speaker 1: a Scott has a limited palette, but we found it
Speaker 1: was the perfect meal children. The children's tacos on you.
Speaker 1: It just basically shredded chicken, white meat, melted cheese, lots
Speaker 1: and cheese, and a quornt for teas. That's it. That sauce.
Speaker 1: No fuss, no must, no fuss, no must. And you
Speaker 1: laughed at me at first, and then I and then
Speaker 1: I ate your tacos. I kept stealing your tacos, and
Speaker 1: we kept ordering more, and then they were having none
Speaker 1: of it. They were not they were trying to get
Speaker 1: rid of And then and then I was saying on
Speaker 1: our Bonus podcast earlier, how much this season because I
Speaker 1: got to know Debbie from season one've instatiable. But the
Speaker 1: real way that I got to know her very well
Speaker 1: was she came and did this podcast a bunch and
Speaker 1: then because of that, she really became a friend this season.
Speaker 1: And we had a bunch of fun meals with her,
Speaker 1: Yes we did. How delightful? Is she fantastic? And she
Speaker 1: and I went to the mall together? What did you
Speaker 1: do with the mall? She had to go to the
Speaker 1: Apple Genius bar with her phone. Oh my god, she
Speaker 1: just texted right now about that. That's hilarious talking about
Speaker 1: she got a free bath bomb. We are talking about
Speaker 1: you right now. Period. I am with Scott Kid. He's
Speaker 1: doing the podcast and about how you got a free
Speaker 1: bath bomb at the mall. Period. That's how why all
Speaker 1: of my texts are insane. Guys. Um, Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: I just texted her. Yeah, she she said, she she
Speaker 1: you guys, was it fun going to them? Or did
Speaker 1: she get mobbed at the mall? She did? And you know,
Speaker 1: I've got a fair amount of famous friends, but I've
Speaker 1: never experienced anything like that, because she's got that Disney
Speaker 1: magic and and this real people wanted they relate to love.
Speaker 1: They love her. I love her. I love I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, Yeah, I found she is so funny. It's
Speaker 1: such a delayed and smart. And you know we went
Speaker 1: to we had a lunch together too, and I didn't
Speaker 1: really know her that well. Yeah, and we had the
Speaker 1: best time. She's the best trip to the mall. I
Speaker 1: can I tell you how jealous I am. I would
Speaker 1: love to go to the mall with you, me and Sephora.
Speaker 1: I went to that Sephora one time and in that
Speaker 1: mall and they said, well, we're doing free facials today. Yes,
Speaker 1: I said great, So I literally walked out. I had
Speaker 1: to buy about four hundred never used together. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is not I'll take your I'll take your products. I'll
Speaker 1: take your free facial Katy Levine, how are you good? Now?
Speaker 1: This is exciting to have. We don't know your take
Speaker 1: on this. Did you like Colton as a Bachelor? I well,
Speaker 1: it's very mixed. When he was on the Bachelor in Paradise,
Speaker 1: I felt he just wants to be on TV. But
Speaker 1: then I did believe he really wanted to find someone. Agreed,
Speaker 1: And the jumping the fence really was everything I know.
Speaker 1: I feel that he didn't break his legs. How high
Speaker 1: I know that was that was worth the weight. But
Speaker 1: she she doesn't like him. Chaco just wanted me on TV.
Speaker 1: They found somebody even more than him. She could not
Speaker 1: be lessened to him. I still was sure. Now I
Speaker 1: forget her name, but no, no, no, not well the
Speaker 1: handah hand, No, the red haired woman at least who
Speaker 1: left at least so she was not at the rose
Speaker 1: after the rose. Yeah, so I was sure that that
Speaker 1: was going to be the surprise ending that they was
Speaker 1: going to because they had a great date. They had
Speaker 1: a great date. She didn't have a dead sister. She
Speaker 1: had a dead sister. Yeah, what's a better date than nothing?
Speaker 1: You got a sister and her dreams, children from somewhere
Speaker 1: and they went to the that's right, they cutting it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you watch that horrible special that was on? I
Speaker 1: got through a big chunk of it, so okay, I
Speaker 1: feel like it's three days long. It was so awful.
Speaker 1: Neil Lane, I want to say though, looked better than
Speaker 1: more lifelike than ever. I think that was the best.
Speaker 1: It wasn't so much the course. He wasn't as waxing.
Speaker 1: He felt more just like an older man. Did you
Speaker 1: see Neil Not? Not my take? I mean, in my
Speaker 1: mind I say that he's the corpse of Neil Lane.
Speaker 1: He seemed slightly less shiny and waxen set. It was.
Speaker 1: He looks like the candle from the Beauty of the
Speaker 1: Beau and that woman who cried. They found these super
Speaker 1: fans who were so excited and one except for the
Speaker 1: very very cute girl that had a Nick Vile was
Speaker 1: sincerely hitting on her and he was like, oh, like
Speaker 1: she was whoever that was was like the producer's girlfriend
Speaker 1: because she was adorable Nick Vile. His soul felt like
Speaker 1: it hurt? Are you with me? Like? I feel like
Speaker 1: he's like, okay, I went on the show four times,
Speaker 1: even Ben Higgins. Now, once you've been on, you've got
Speaker 1: to just marry the person, like when you when you
Speaker 1: just stay in the rotation and try to just keep doing,
Speaker 1: they dust you off for after specials. Better just to
Speaker 1: fucking marry the person, don't you think? Yeah? I mean
Speaker 1: he I thought Nick Vaile did. I'm glad he was funny.
Speaker 1: He was classes at the Groundlings. I thought that. I
Speaker 1: actually thought that. I actually I actually thought his jokes
Speaker 1: were good. I felt like I was like his improp
Speaker 1: because he did he takes. He did the Groundlings like
Speaker 1: recently and his I'm going to say too, I thought
Speaker 1: his hair looked the best I've ever seen. Everybody who
Speaker 1: meets him in person says he's really hot. He's really hot.
Speaker 1: I saw him at the Women's March, and I followed
Speaker 1: him for a little because he was super hot. As
Speaker 1: you do with the world, walk behind this. You're like,
Speaker 1: it's my day, it's my eyes. Do what I want,
Speaker 1: my time. I say, I can tech you if I want. Okay,
Speaker 1: but why do you think he's not ever? What's the
Speaker 1: scoop there? I honestly I watching his Bachelor season, his
Speaker 1: soul felt so dead too. I think he legit got
Speaker 1: so heartbroken by those first two ladies, by Caitlin and Andy, Andy,
Speaker 1: who I didn't watch. I watched Caitlin, but he seemed
Speaker 1: legit devastated. And then I think those were your two
Speaker 1: chances of vulnerability. Then you're in paradise, then you're the back.
Speaker 1: Then you try to do dancing with the stuff like that.
Speaker 1: At this point, like, at a certain point, you can't
Speaker 1: keep the innocence. What do you think? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm genuinely curious. He seems a lot of people said
Speaker 1: they didn't really like him, but I thought he was great, yes,
Speaker 1: you know, personal fun. Yeah, but I didn't like him
Speaker 1: as a bachelor. I liked him with Caitlin. I didn't
Speaker 1: like him as compared to Ari. I mean, I know
Speaker 1: they're all bad. They're all bad. I mean, rewatching on
Speaker 1: that special rewatching him saying to his fiancee came on camera.
Speaker 1: The longer I'm with you, the more I feel like
Speaker 1: it's losing the opportunity to like funk that other lady, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what happens when you get engaged. You don't get
Speaker 1: to go being the other women because we got engaged.
Speaker 1: That's the deal. That's what happens when you get engaged.
Speaker 1: He was awful. They noticed, They didn't dust him off,
Speaker 1: they didn't mention them. Even though they got married and
Speaker 1: had a baby. Did they have their pregnant pregnant yet?
Speaker 1: I don't know. How did we feel about Rachel and
Speaker 1: Brian in the bridal shower, she was trying to rewrite
Speaker 1: history a little bit of like the day of my
Speaker 1: engagement was so many feelings. I couldn't believe this man
Speaker 1: was And it's like, we all know you were crying
Speaker 1: over Peter. We all know that. I'm honestly kind of
Speaker 1: surprised that they're still together. I know that Alexis and
Speaker 1: other people like they all like him. They say they
Speaker 1: like him more than they like they like him, and
Speaker 1: I think people maybe he's really nice, and think I
Speaker 1: never thought there's anything wrong with he never says anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was always in the in the interviews, he never
Speaker 1: says one word. And I was curious to see last
Speaker 1: night if she was gonna or whatever money I watched
Speaker 1: the last night if she was going to bring up Peter,
Speaker 1: and she kind of did, and bringing up the engagement date.
Speaker 1: It's like she should just not talk about it again,
Speaker 1: like to stop reminding us of like that's not what happened.
Speaker 1: We all watched it. That's not what happened. No, we
Speaker 1: we we saw and saw the people like Brian. I'm
Speaker 1: glad they're getting married, I guess, and our thoughts um honestly,
Speaker 1: like I don't even remember that season two. I feel
Speaker 1: like they seem she left Pierre and that Peter wouldn't propose,
Speaker 1: and then she was like trying. I remember hearing her
Speaker 1: saying she was very upset by her edit because she
Speaker 1: I don't know. She the reason why I think they're
Speaker 1: still together. I believe it now more so because I
Speaker 1: heard herself just like oh no, like it was like
Speaker 1: strong feelings for Brian as well. You know, it's just
Speaker 1: like a shitty situation. But I don't know, Like I
Speaker 1: I think because they're still together now that it was
Speaker 1: a lot more real than She was clearly super attracted
Speaker 1: to him in the beginning, right because I like intense
Speaker 1: to make out Sash, Yeah, no, she was really, but
Speaker 1: like Peter, it's all about what like if you can
Speaker 1: have the option of Peter, why would you ever not
Speaker 1: take Peter on that dog day. Oh my god, Peter
Speaker 1: will be back. No, no, no, I think he likes it.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, he's on Instagram and he has
Speaker 1: his like he's done a lot of followers. He's the
Speaker 1: only film any integrity, like he got it. He's like,
Speaker 1: I like Madison, Wisconsin. I'm actually a real person, just
Speaker 1: live in my life. He's like clearly friends of some
Speaker 1: of the guys because like I've seen like he and
Speaker 1: alexin he and Alex to like post together. But like
Speaker 1: I think he's like a normal guy. That's like I
Speaker 1: don't want to sell myself out. And yeah, he still
Speaker 1: lives in Wisconsin. I want to just point out now,
Speaker 1: I have four cats, and that was that was an accident.
Speaker 1: I didn't even like cats until a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: And I just Scott has never been to my house,
Speaker 1: and Scott just use my restroom. And I saw my
Speaker 1: life for the time through a new person's eyes, and
Speaker 1: it was I really did not like what I saw.
Speaker 1: I saw this really cute house, and I saw when
Speaker 1: we rounded the bend and he saw Elane and I
Speaker 1: saw him go, oh, another one after there were already
Speaker 1: too many in the living room. There was already first
Speaker 1: there was one, and then there was like two fighting
Speaker 1: in the kitchen, and then I was like, oh, and
Speaker 1: then this is the rest of the house. And then
Speaker 1: there was another one like quacking like a duck. It
Speaker 1: was too many. Did it didn't get more distracted by
Speaker 1: the cat to the house? Right, it shouldn't be equal.
Speaker 1: It should all be house. It should all be house.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that's what they were doing fighting because
Speaker 1: the orange one. Yeah, he was like trying to rape
Speaker 1: he's off. Yeah, he's horrible. Yeah, he was trying to
Speaker 1: like dominate her. Yeah, yeah he was. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: on her back trying to like bite her neck. He's horrible.
Speaker 1: I actually just outsourced time. I've just requested some pet
Speaker 1: CBD to try to chill him out, so we'll see
Speaker 1: if it works. The whole thing is a fucking disaster.
Speaker 1: I've actually it helps with my cap, my cat, who's
Speaker 1: like insane, and we'll like she's so emotional that like
Speaker 1: anytime you walk by her, she just starts crying and
Speaker 1: throws herself on her back like she's dying. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then also then occasionally rip chunks of her hair out
Speaker 1: because she doesn't know how to clean it. She's crazy.
Speaker 1: She was raised by my boyfriend, so it's like, clearly
Speaker 1: she's lived in a house like a dude for her
Speaker 1: whole life. So she's losing her mind. So I got
Speaker 1: her CBD oil and she's calmed down a lot. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it. Well if I well, using CBD oil,
Speaker 1: my four cats turned them into one cat scientifically, how
Speaker 1: it's done. All right, we're in the honor of time
Speaker 1: and the interests of time. I'm going to start our
Speaker 1: first one up, and so here's how you're gonna Will
Speaker 1: you be our score keeper? So here's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: You're gonna If anybody's interested, you put? Are you put?
Speaker 1: We'll shout out our names if we're interested in keeping
Speaker 1: him as a maybe. If nobody's interested, you cross them off. Okay,
Speaker 1: our first person is pretty cute Brian. He's cute, he's
Speaker 1: nice eyes. I'm in a math He's definitely gonna be
Speaker 1: on my maybe list. He's a thirty year old math teacher. Here,
Speaker 1: want to look at him. He's cute. He's a loves math.
Speaker 1: He loves math so much that he teaches at the
Speaker 1: same high school he attended. He's passionate about helping his
Speaker 1: students achieve their dreams, and he's helping this journey will
Speaker 1: lead him to his dream. Woman um Brian was born
Speaker 1: on flag Day. He's a pun and sarcasm enthusiastic. I
Speaker 1: will say that Paget would say that that means that
Speaker 1: he's a serial killer, because serial killers like puns and
Speaker 1: he loves singing karaoke. I don't know what flag day.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think, I y I love Brian.
Speaker 1: I feel like again now being so deep into this
Speaker 1: show that I am, I feel like only slightly bad
Speaker 1: boys win. So a math teacher will they never picked
Speaker 1: a nice guy. Look at his face, he's got he's
Speaker 1: want to learn some math. I gonna put him as
Speaker 1: my number two right now. I'm gonna put him as
Speaker 1: my Maybe. I don't think. I think that we need more.
Speaker 1: I think mother Nature, she seems What do you think
Speaker 1: of Hannah? She's nuts? And how do you feel she's
Speaker 1: going to be as a bachelor. I think she's going
Speaker 1: to be terrible. Yeah, I think it's good and I
Speaker 1: think this is going to end in a no choice
Speaker 1: ending meaning nobody wants her, meaning it's she's gonna wind
Speaker 1: up with nobody. I think there's gonna be it's gonna
Speaker 1: come down to something, and then she's going to screw
Speaker 1: it up somehow. I really believe this is gonna be tough.
Speaker 1: Here's why. Here's my pitch on why it might be interesting.
Speaker 1: She's mad enough, like crazy Matt Luna tick enough that
Speaker 1: she wants She literally is like, I don't date to
Speaker 1: date a date to get married, and I feel like
Speaker 1: everyone on this show is like, I don't date to date.
Speaker 1: I date to get Instagram followers and get code so
Speaker 1: I could do my spawn con Speaking of Instagram, can
Speaker 1: I bring up something really interesting, Katie? So normally I
Speaker 1: look up when that whenever there's a new cast or
Speaker 1: whatever they call it, I look up and try to
Speaker 1: find know their Instagrams, And every single one of these
Speaker 1: guys their Instagram's private. Now I think ABC made them
Speaker 1: do that because I think I think that maybe there's
Speaker 1: been some leaks in the past, like people put photos
Speaker 1: up and they leak ship as it's airing, all of
Speaker 1: them are private or we can't see any other real
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the equivalent of like, um, what's her name?
Speaker 1: Picking Garrett and then him liking all the racist ship
Speaker 1: they who got kicked off early. They're like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: all make ourselves private so no one can find anything
Speaker 1: out about us. I bet people, and maybe they're literally
Speaker 1: going through and scrubbing the accounts of like people like that.
Speaker 1: There was that racist guy. Yeah, okay, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was interesting though, because that's like normally you can
Speaker 1: see better photos of them, what they're like. Did you
Speaker 1: see Hannah's dad with the flat iron hair? What do
Speaker 1: you think again, I'm but what about her closet. She's
Speaker 1: a disaster, she says it though. She says I'm a desk.
Speaker 1: She says, I am a mess, and she is a mess.
Speaker 1: This is But you think she will find love at
Speaker 1: the end of this, I say, I think she'll think
Speaker 1: she found it, and I think the guy will she'll
Speaker 1: pick a guy that's there for the wrong reasons. I
Speaker 1: don't think she's going to pick the right guye There
Speaker 1: were also her birthday that's right, Oh my gosh, that's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. I remember that year. So she was born
Speaker 1: in ninety four. I remember, Oh my god, Wow, that
Speaker 1: was in the year I got my eighteenth cat. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: now we have Cam. I don't trust a man in
Speaker 1: a leather coat with no collar on it and narew collar.
Speaker 1: You can cross him off. I mean he was on
Speaker 1: the het the rose at that end of that. That's him. Now.
Speaker 1: They do style them badly. They style them badly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: their photos that okay. He's a He's a thirty year
Speaker 1: old software sales person from Austin, Texas. He is he
Speaker 1: has a competitive personality, he said Dick. He loves to
Speaker 1: be the life of the part and he's a self
Speaker 1: proclaimed dance floor king. Notebook is his all time favorite movie.
Speaker 1: He can freestyle rap about anything, and he plays the harmonica.
Speaker 1: The most important thing Cam looks are in a woman
Speaker 1: is good dental Like how glad I am? I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I honestly think they also had a hard time.
Speaker 1: There's not that many. We're not we normally we have
Speaker 1: like four pages. I don't think they can get that
Speaker 1: many people to come on and compete for her. Really,
Speaker 1: normally it's three pages and this this is it. That's it,
Speaker 1: that's it. This is not this is like yeah, that's it,
Speaker 1: that's it, that's it. These are just double yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll keep a cam and then maybe i'll
Speaker 1: put cam. Maybe it's in my number three now that
Speaker 1: I know that she gave him the rose at the
Speaker 1: other thing, but I remember fucking hating him at that,
Speaker 1: remember watching My Friends. I mean, like, if she gives
Speaker 1: this wrapping guy rose, I'm gonna scream and she all right,
Speaker 1: I don't think so since he hasn't he's not home,
Speaker 1: he's not going home night one. Um, oh, first home
Speaker 1: is a good one. Well, I mean, but so many
Speaker 1: go home. I mean like a yeah, okay, I feel
Speaker 1: like she's gonna like this one. Chasen. Al Right, does
Speaker 1: anybody want to pick cam? Alright, I'm not so you
Speaker 1: can cross him off by cam, Okay, you can cam.
Speaker 1: His picture is so much worse than everyone else. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: pictures are always so terrible, Like I don't know how
Speaker 1: they take such horrible photos of them. So we have Chasen.
Speaker 1: He's a twenty seven year old pilot. He's cute. I
Speaker 1: think she's gonna like him. It's a bad jacket, but
Speaker 1: but you know what they I'm sure they didn't pick it.
Speaker 1: According to Chason, women always love a man in uniform,
Speaker 1: so naturally he became a commercial airline pilot. He's a
Speaker 1: soft spoken charmer who refers to himself as a forever wingman.
Speaker 1: He's ready just spread his wings and fine love. He
Speaker 1: loves watching The Bachelor and drinking cocktails with his mom.
Speaker 1: He once bought a Tiffany necklace for a girlfriend, but
Speaker 1: she dumped him before he could give it to her,
Speaker 1: so he gave it to her sister instead. I hope
Speaker 1: he potentially goes to hometown so we can see his
Speaker 1: lush of a mother. Yeah. I think he's going to
Speaker 1: go to Paradise. I'm gonna not. I don't want him.
Speaker 1: Does anybody want him? All right? Anna? You want to
Speaker 1: read Connor J? Yeah, let's say, do you need a
Speaker 1: better pen? Yeah? I don't think Connor J. His dad
Speaker 1: pennas dead. We're going to use this. That one's kind
Speaker 1: of going to all right, here we go. Okay, you're up, Anna.
Speaker 1: You want to read counter Jay? Alright? Connor Jay has
Speaker 1: no chance? Okay. He's a sales manager. He's twenty eight,
Speaker 1: and he's from Newport Beach Um. He's looking for a
Speaker 1: woman with whom he can build a life of love
Speaker 1: and fun. He's full of charisma and it's someone that
Speaker 1: will always open your door and pull out your ch
Speaker 1: He's a kind of guy, that guy your dad wants
Speaker 1: you to end up with. His biggest turn off as
Speaker 1: a girl who gossips. Okay, good luck with that. Connor
Speaker 1: has been to forty out of fifty states in the US.
Speaker 1: I like his grandmother, his grandmother says, he deserves a
Speaker 1: sexy woman who's ready to give her grand Now, I
Speaker 1: mean I like the grandmother. I'm into that. I don't
Speaker 1: either have the grandmother on is a no, I'm going
Speaker 1: to cross him off. Okay, you want to read Connors? Okay,
Speaker 1: I feel like looks like a dick that might do well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put him in for sure. He's an investment
Speaker 1: analyst from Dallas, Texas. Connor s is a travel junkie
Speaker 1: looking he kind of does look he looks like that
Speaker 1: fratty okay for he's looking for He's a travel junkie
Speaker 1: looking for a partner with whom to make lifelong memories.
Speaker 1: Not only is he easy on the eyes, he considers
Speaker 1: himself to be a true gentleman. His family is the
Speaker 1: most morton thing to him, and finding someone to start
Speaker 1: a family is high on this priority. List sounds like
Speaker 1: he and Hannah could have a lot in common. It
Speaker 1: says that Connor Connor loves Justin Bieber. He swam competitively
Speaker 1: in college, and even though he doesn't speak Spanish, he
Speaker 1: loves listening and dancing, just ning. Yes, you can write
Speaker 1: him in there and my running. He's gonna be there.
Speaker 1: He's in the running. Alright, Alright, let's say, okay, so
Speaker 1: now we have Darren Darren, Darren I T from Buckhead. Hey,
Speaker 1: he's an I T Conselt. Darren may seem like a
Speaker 1: tough guy on the outside, but really he's just a
Speaker 1: giant teddy bear. He's a former college athlete and no
Speaker 1: stranger to competition. Along with sharing a love of football,
Speaker 1: Darren and Hannah share a lot of similar values when
Speaker 1: it comes to love. He says he loves a woman
Speaker 1: who can take charge. Tarren is a total total video
Speaker 1: game nerdies given even a globally ring champion and guitar hero,
Speaker 1: and he's terrified of spiders. He seems nice. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's gonna win. Okay, great, yah know, she's really
Speaker 1: horny to like I. We need some who like she seemed.
Speaker 1: Some of the outfits and the coming up season, Like
Speaker 1: she was wearing a lot of like the dresses. Did
Speaker 1: you see that one that had like it was you
Speaker 1: didn't watch all the way through. It had a lot
Speaker 1: of holes on the side, like latex with the whole.
Speaker 1: So I think the fun of hers. I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna see her like. I think she's horny and I
Speaker 1: like that she's ready. Did they talk about her being
Speaker 1: a virgin or anything. No, she lost her virginity and
Speaker 1: then regretted. She regretted she can't give the presents to
Speaker 1: the guys. Devin He died twenty seven year old talent
Speaker 1: manager from Sherman Oaks. Run You know what is He
Speaker 1: looks like he could be like Katie's brother because she
Speaker 1: was also in Sherman Oaks. Maybe she got her brother.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Um. He loves being in love of He's
Speaker 1: been in three relationships, with the shortest one being two
Speaker 1: years and the longest being five. Uh. He's trouble finding
Speaker 1: love in Los Angeles because no one and Ellie wants
Speaker 1: anything serious. Well, like, when did you have these other relationships? Dude?
Speaker 1: Those nine years your seven it was like eighth grade?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you? Um, let's see he devon and Wills
Speaker 1: from beckat Season are good friends. That's why I went on.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, Wills looks like he's doing well. He's
Speaker 1: really cute. He has an eight year old step brother.
Speaker 1: He's really cute. He's nice, and I'll put him on
Speaker 1: my maybe list. I like him. Okay, are you keeping track?
Speaker 1: Do you have a maybe? Let's what's your list going
Speaker 1: so far? I have Brian and Connor s on mine? Okay, Greg, Dustin, Anna,
Speaker 1: you want to read Dustin? That's not happening. Some was
Speaker 1: that effect She's gonna wind up with a guy from
Speaker 1: the South. Yeah, don't. Yeah, he's thirties, a real estate
Speaker 1: broe home whoever. Feels like he just liked me feel
Speaker 1: like home. I don't know. I just say you and
Speaker 1: it's just like it just feels like roll tad, it's home.
Speaker 1: It feels like how um. He's thirties from Chicago and
Speaker 1: he's a real estate person. He's a passionate guy who
Speaker 1: loves a good night of Netflix and chill. It's like,
Speaker 1: you mean fucking here, and he's looking from a woman
Speaker 1: that will that his family will love. He's the son
Speaker 1: of a single mom and that if a woman wants
Speaker 1: to be with him. She'll definitely need mom's approval first.
Speaker 1: I hear that somebody is gonna definitely need to get
Speaker 1: the mom's approval. That's and anyone that watched that after
Speaker 1: the road specially, No mom is going to exactly, um,
Speaker 1: what do I do? Do you want? Do you want
Speaker 1: this rose? No? You're supposed to say, will you accept? Okay,
Speaker 1: here's a rose. He's gonna take this rose for me.
Speaker 1: How do I let it on? What do I do?
Speaker 1: Hannah Based, I'm crazy? I warrant you I'm crazy, Chris Harrison.
Speaker 1: She is absolutely insane, okay. And the other woman who
Speaker 1: needs approval is his English bulldog, Sophia. He letters somewhat
Speaker 1: of a red flag. He loves Tony Robbins somewhat. If
Speaker 1: he loves this, there's no bigger red Okay. I was
Speaker 1: trying to offend anyone, but yes, we would just go
Speaker 1: get children's talk talk about and black guys as Yeah,
Speaker 1: he can beat anyone in a game of Jana, Chris.
Speaker 1: Christmas time is his favorite time of year because all
Speaker 1: the lights and music remind of childhood. I was about
Speaker 1: to say, I want to say one thing. What was
Speaker 1: about to say was this guy. It's like a dick.
Speaker 1: And then I started reading about him and he said, actually,
Speaker 1: like a really nice guy. So you know Art and
Speaker 1: let's go to say that, but do you really think
Speaker 1: she's going to go for a nose ring? I don't know, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: And I literally felt the same thing. And then I
Speaker 1: read his and I was like, oh, yeah, his face.
Speaker 1: I was like, and then it actually he seems to
Speaker 1: actually he looks cute till now that I know, I Okay.
Speaker 1: So he's twenty four, he's a tech entrepreneur. He's a
Speaker 1: handsome entrepreneur, the giant smile and a heart of Clearly
Speaker 1: ABC likes this guy, heart of gold. He's the co
Speaker 1: founder of a fitness company that allows people to work
Speaker 1: out well donating to food to those in need. How
Speaker 1: does that work? Like I've seen these people were like,
Speaker 1: you run miles and they just make money for every
Speaker 1: mile you run. Do you remember when Crystal when we
Speaker 1: first met Crystal and she was like, I'm an online
Speaker 1: fitness coach, heard her iPhone and then she was like,
Speaker 1: I donate to like homeless people. But just like her
Speaker 1: being like a baggy of the seas like a guy
Speaker 1: that was like a crew member. It's like, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: like the sound guy could sound back. Um. By the way,
Speaker 1: did you guys watch that guy that had the American
Speaker 1: flag thing on his lapel in the on the after
Speaker 1: where are They Now? Did you see that he was
Speaker 1: like one of the bad boys who's now reformed and
Speaker 1: he cried in front of and he had like the
Speaker 1: he found Jesus, I had American flag thing on his lapel.
Speaker 1: He was riding my brother's bike system on the show. Also,
Speaker 1: I also noticed when they went to the comedy store
Speaker 1: that Eddie Pepperton's name was up in the marquis when pepitone. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this guy he loves to drive his boat, scupa dive,
Speaker 1: and cook up a big meal. Um yeah, his favorite sport.
Speaker 1: I I he has two tattoos, a palm tree on
Speaker 1: his ankle and a heart with roses on his chest
Speaker 1: for his mom and dad. Like he's gonna I'm thinking
Speaker 1: he's all right. Okay, me too. You can put him
Speaker 1: down for Arden as well him. Okay, then we have
Speaker 1: coming up here. You want to read Garrett. He's cute.
Speaker 1: Can we have two Garrets in a row? Could they?
Speaker 1: He's cute and he's from Birmingham, Alabama. You want to
Speaker 1: read him Scott, Yeah, Scarrett. Maybe a good looking pro golfer,
Speaker 1: but he's really just a humble country boy enjoying life
Speaker 1: in Alabama. What and he feels like how? He doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like how? I don't know why. You just you
Speaker 1: feel like home. Roll Tad when he's not practicing, is
Speaker 1: putting on the green. He enjoys going to church, running
Speaker 1: with his friends. He's gonna win. So far, he's gonna
Speaker 1: and sister in law signed him up for the bachelorette
Speaker 1: because she sees so many similarities between him and too
Speaker 1: many Time will tell if this match is a hole
Speaker 1: in one hole and one hole. He once snuck into
Speaker 1: Mississippi States football stadium after hours and made out with
Speaker 1: his girlfriend on the fifth Why not in the touch
Speaker 1: Why not like in the end zone? That's true right
Speaker 1: in the middle. Maybe it's just he says, the most
Speaker 1: romantic city in the world is Savannah, Georgia. Okay, so
Speaker 1: is it going to be too perfect? Is he going
Speaker 1: to be number two? Well? The family, they seem already
Speaker 1: like they approved, but once they're all like stage five cleaners.
Speaker 1: Once family. If a family is too into it. Anytime
Speaker 1: the parents of the bachelor, the bachelor want the person
Speaker 1: they picked, the other one always well, I mean I
Speaker 1: kind of think his sister just being like, oh, you guys,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say he probably pretty I'm gonna pick Garrett
Speaker 1: is my number two, right, what do you think, Tanna?
Speaker 1: He's definitely on my list. He looks like he's going
Speaker 1: to go far. He's on my list. Okay, great, are
Speaker 1: you enjoying this guy? I told you there is nothing
Speaker 1: to prepare an advances nothing. Here's nothing to prepare heechail
Speaker 1: from me. Okay, here we got Grant unemployed. I'm going
Speaker 1: to stay drunk on the first night. I'm putting them
Speaker 1: right now, drunk on the first night. Grant San Clementi.
Speaker 1: He's a real life the dude. Okay, will you put
Speaker 1: him down as drunk on the first night. They could
Speaker 1: all so be. I can also have Craig Cray be
Speaker 1: the same as drunk on the first night, but he's
Speaker 1: definitely gonna be no, because Craig Crap maybe also equals
Speaker 1: like usually Craig Crap is for the ladies, for the guy,
Speaker 1: and he's like, who's the dick, who's the chad? You
Speaker 1: could change it to Dick. Who's the dick? Okay, so
Speaker 1: the real life the dude. He's definitely drunk in the
Speaker 1: first night. He loves white Russians and has no interest
Speaker 1: in hearing about your crossbit, workout plan or recent Instagram.
Speaker 1: He considers himself to be romantic because he enjoys p
Speaker 1: d A. Oh, he came to be like the wa
Speaker 1: boom he came to play. He loves to impress the
Speaker 1: ladies with this surprising was raboom on on the same
Speaker 1: season his Chad, I don't think so, I don't remember something.
Speaker 1: Chad would have killed him. Um. He loves to impress
Speaker 1: the ladies with this surprisingly good dance moves and is
Speaker 1: hoping to His blunt realness stands out to Hannah. His
Speaker 1: biggest fashion regret is wearing fake earrings to high school prom. Uh.
Speaker 1: He's a hard time believing that any young guy who
Speaker 1: comes on The Bachelor it's here for the right reasons,
Speaker 1: and he plans to call them out of him. Why
Speaker 1: are you there? Came to be all right? So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put him as the dick and drunk on the
Speaker 1: first night. I think he might be double trouble, but
Speaker 1: I'm going to see if I can. Sometimes there's like
Speaker 1: the nervous drunk on the first night to somebody else,
Speaker 1: like a Hunter, who's coming up? Here comes Hunter. Um,
Speaker 1: he's beautifully This is a bad picture, sweetheart, that's a
Speaker 1: bad picture. Beautiful eyes. I don't think Hunter drinks. How
Speaker 1: about that. I'm just going to say that. He's a
Speaker 1: pro surfer. He's twenty four. His life revolves around the ocean.
Speaker 1: He's he, he looks, he his nice eyes, he looks
Speaker 1: like a nice guy. If the wave allows it, he'll
Speaker 1: be in the water every day. He recently quit his
Speaker 1: dream job working for the World surf Leet to follow
Speaker 1: his passion, pursue his own surfing goals as an athlete,
Speaker 1: and to start his own creative agency meaning what Instagram? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what kind of He lives at home with his parents. Fantastic. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna win, but he's adorable. He's gonna get
Speaker 1: a lot of Instagram followers, and he's going to go
Speaker 1: to Paradise. I'm with you, So he's not on my list,
Speaker 1: but I love him, and I think he's going to
Speaker 1: Paradise because he doesn't have a job. She wants a job.
Speaker 1: He's hot. He is hot, and he's going to go
Speaker 1: to paradise. Jed Jed is. I feel like Jed kind
Speaker 1: of look like Joe Joe's Jordan's if styled differently. Jordan Rogers.
Speaker 1: He's a singer songwriter that's never there for the right reasons.
Speaker 1: They just came on to serenade them with this. They
Speaker 1: say it's a song they wrote for them, but it's
Speaker 1: just their single. But I think she's gonna fall for
Speaker 1: that's not gonna figure out until the very ends. A
Speaker 1: bag of rock. It's going to be a just god,
Speaker 1: you're right, Oh my god, you're so right. He might
Speaker 1: be part of the ship show because he came on
Speaker 1: for a single and she's like, oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: a singer and he feels like how you just feel
Speaker 1: like I love him? He wrote the song for me
Speaker 1: And they're like, girl, he's got a girlfriend and he's
Speaker 1: just trying to get a record deal and they're like no.
Speaker 1: His face is also very small. Okay filter side note, guys,
Speaker 1: I learned about I learned about an app on Instagram
Speaker 1: called Sprout where you can literally you know, I would
Speaker 1: telling my my quirky body, you can make your proportions different,
Speaker 1: So like you can make yourself look like you have
Speaker 1: really long legs. You can change the proportions of your
Speaker 1: body on a filter. It's called sprout. Have you and
Speaker 1: you've done it? Yes? And should? We can play with it.
Speaker 1: I've posted him or anything, but like, yeah, you can
Speaker 1: really alter your proportions. Huge dick, Huge dick? What are
Speaker 1: you about? Flashlight dick? What was the flashlight? Dick? Who
Speaker 1: had the flashing? Survivor? Somebody on Survivor has a flashlight?
Speaker 1: Are you guys watching Survivor? I wish I could, but
Speaker 1: on the kidding you, it's this this giant water bottle
Speaker 1: that you have. He's gone home. It's really one of
Speaker 1: the worst seasons of Survivor ever, very boring. But this
Speaker 1: one guy who's in this underwear all the time, that's
Speaker 1: what is swinging in his pants like John Hamm, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but but much bigger. Jon Hamm is double John Hammon.
Speaker 1: You didn't know John Hamm. There was there was a summer.
Speaker 1: John Hamm just started wearing only like rayon and linen
Speaker 1: pants or no underwear and you could see this huge
Speaker 1: you like a much room tip head and the best
Speaker 1: add the best quote for I think it was a
Speaker 1: New York Post that said New York John Hamm's dick
Speaker 1: is taking him out, taking John has dick is out
Speaker 1: taking him for a walk in the park. It was
Speaker 1: like eight years ago. Google John Hamm's dick. Oh say,
Speaker 1: let me see, let me say, let me see, let
Speaker 1: me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
Speaker 1: There's so many is there? What is that? What? John?
Speaker 1: You can see the whole thing. And he also just
Speaker 1: just cry and it's like thin drapy pants and like
Speaker 1: hot summer, like sticky New York summer, like humid, sticking
Speaker 1: to every party. It's also like justin Throw. If you
Speaker 1: watch The Leftovers, there's like a couple of scenes where
Speaker 1: he's running in these sweatpants and it's just like I
Speaker 1: literally posh, Yeah, I paused, and when I was like,
Speaker 1: what is that? Katie loves a big one, I'm currently okay, right,
Speaker 1: I want to tell you that wait, big dick justin Throw. Okay,
Speaker 1: Just coming back to here's my theory. Ben Affleck. In
Speaker 1: that movie Argo that he directed, I remember there was
Speaker 1: one scene where he directed himself. There was no reason
Speaker 1: for him to be shirtless like in this phone call
Speaker 1: in this motel room, and it was like, just I
Speaker 1: feel like guys who like their bodies just loved it
Speaker 1: like they intentionally don't they know? Pop Ross here taking
Speaker 1: pictures of their big old dicks. Yeah, unless they're just
Speaker 1: like that aloof Oh my god, there's so many pictures
Speaker 1: of John Hamm's deck. This episode might have to be
Speaker 1: called John Hamm's Dick, No ship so good. Jed is
Speaker 1: a singer songwriter. He's an adventurous singer songwriter from Tennessee.
Speaker 1: He's looking for a forever type of love. He finds
Speaker 1: it easier to express his feelings and be vulnerable through
Speaker 1: his music. I'm sure he does, especially but after his
Speaker 1: last relationship ended terribly, he stopped Mike in music instead.
Speaker 1: So now I'm finally written music again. ABC um what
Speaker 1: He can wrap Nicki Minaj's part and bottoms up. He
Speaker 1: can shoot a rubber band with accuracy. He grew up
Speaker 1: in the Smoky Mountains and his biggest fan is his
Speaker 1: little sister, who thinks that he and I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna win. Wow, you want to put
Speaker 1: him on your list? I want to put him. Everybody's
Speaker 1: been number two. I'll put him again as my number two.
Speaker 1: I'll sell her kill back. I'm gonna circle back. But
Speaker 1: he might be my number one. And I think he's
Speaker 1: there for the wrong reasons. I think this is a
Speaker 1: terrible photo of him. I expect them to be better
Speaker 1: looking once we get to see him more. They put
Speaker 1: them on like businessman outfit, so they're all trying to
Speaker 1: be like, I'm adult. Why because she's like twenty one,
Speaker 1: Like they should make him You all, okay, Joe terrible?
Speaker 1: Okay the box King. Can I just tell you real quick.
Speaker 1: My coworker was looking over my shoulder and I was
Speaker 1: looking at the same and he goes, the box King,
Speaker 1: is he eating pussy? And I was like, I was like, no,
Speaker 1: his family owns a cardboard five. But that's just when
Speaker 1: he saw the hard I was like, it was actually
Speaker 1: miles smiles smiles whenever eating. Yeah. He was like, wait
Speaker 1: they could write that. I was like, Yo, that's what
Speaker 1: that is. He's like all grocery store Joe from Chicago. Dude, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat the back skiing, is it? Daddy boys?
Speaker 1: Filmies everything Joe's to all the siblings both have families
Speaker 1: at their own, and his parents are ready for more
Speaker 1: grand babies. When he's not killing it, eating out ladies,
Speaker 1: box business here, just going to Vegas and club hopping.
Speaker 1: He's just don't big on black jacket crabs, tables. Vegas
Speaker 1: is his favorite place in the world. Uh. He went
Speaker 1: to was taking in college and he's most complimented feature.
Speaker 1: His eyebrows are nothing like my evers are way nicer.
Speaker 1: He's unbearable. I mean, he just wants to be grocery
Speaker 1: stocks king. He's me, I'm the back sking. You know, Like,
Speaker 1: how much do you want to bet he's gonna show
Speaker 1: up in a fucking card woard. Oh my god, he
Speaker 1: a a woman. Oh my god, I just had a
Speaker 1: hardware box doing this thing. Oh my god, look at this.
Speaker 1: Look at Kevin. Okay, Okay, he looks like, um, what
Speaker 1: was this night you missed? You know, I know Joey
Speaker 1: reminds me of Joey reminds me of who did the
Speaker 1: All right, Katie read Joey. I just lost the internet. Okay,
Speaker 1: Anna read Joey. Joey sure has a strong part going.
Speaker 1: Joey's thirty three. He's a finance manager from Bethesda, Maryland. Uh,
Speaker 1: he spent his well he spent his twenties having adventures
Speaker 1: and starting his career. He's lived in Australia, Hong Kong,
Speaker 1: San Francisco, all and all. While he still loves adventures,
Speaker 1: his priority now is looking for a life partner, settled
Speaker 1: down and have children with. He is excited to be married,
Speaker 1: have a house with a pool in the backyards, to
Speaker 1: get married, got a couple of kids, and he's older.
Speaker 1: She really wanted to get married, and I think that's
Speaker 1: gonna be a thing. I think she's got my internet back,
Speaker 1: and I'm really worried about the part in his hair
Speaker 1: though it's like a shaved part. I think she likes
Speaker 1: the fact that he wants to get married, but I
Speaker 1: don't think he'll be the one that she really wants
Speaker 1: to get married. But I don't think she wants to marry.
Speaker 1: I think he's going to be the hipster because it
Speaker 1: says he's relearning how to play the piano, like how casual,
Speaker 1: and he likes the document important moments with his Polarid camera.
Speaker 1: He's trying to be a hipster, but he is a
Speaker 1: bad haircut. That part is maybe maybec is screwing them over,
Speaker 1: but that looks like a cut that he did it.
Speaker 1: I think it's a shaved part. What do you think
Speaker 1: I see? I think that this is he's a guy
Speaker 1: that's going to go pretty far alright, because she's going
Speaker 1: to say he's older, he's more mature, and he feels
Speaker 1: like home, he feels like, oh my god, he feels
Speaker 1: like she wants a guy that's going to tell her,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to give you. She wants
Speaker 1: she wants just to be taking care of she doesn't.
Speaker 1: She wants to have a man that wants to get
Speaker 1: a house and have babies, and she wants to get married.
Speaker 1: She really That's the one thing I think that is
Speaker 1: good about this season is like this, I really think
Speaker 1: she wants to get married. Yeah, definitely, And he's trying
Speaker 1: to settle down and I don't think any someone's like
Speaker 1: like beautiful wife who kind of does nothing except probably,
Speaker 1: And I think she's damaged enough that like even the
Speaker 1: fame of the show I think ultimately will not override
Speaker 1: her desire to just really want to get married and
Speaker 1: the pageant girl and will want to win. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I still think she's gonna oh it's going to
Speaker 1: be she can't, she can't she's gonna let someone go
Speaker 1: yeah and then regret it. Yeah. No, and she can't
Speaker 1: because she's also brought up with like weird perfectly, it's
Speaker 1: got to be perfect. And then she freezes and then
Speaker 1: she panics and she doesn't know how to. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's everyone's going to try and do a toe. Her
Speaker 1: broke out last season, and like literally she said, she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: well first because she does accutane. So she was going
Speaker 1: on and office and then she said she had terrible
Speaker 1: stress acne. Of course she did. That's hard. Clearly she
Speaker 1: doesn't have any tools and a slightly emotional They will
Speaker 1: probably have like a more present onset therapist. But I think,
Speaker 1: but I think they don't want her to be I
Speaker 1: think they want the crazy. They picked. They picked her
Speaker 1: over that little cuby doll, that who was kind of
Speaker 1: funny and sweet with an awful rap, that rap with
Speaker 1: the dad Hannah. The other hand, he was like, that
Speaker 1: was bad. Keith Ledger, John Paul Jones, this is my
Speaker 1: to his what is his occupation there? Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: John Paul Jones, his occupation Wait a minute, that's literally
Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait a minute. You haven't looked at
Speaker 1: read this crazy John Paul Jones, Oh, I guess he's
Speaker 1: Jackstone from Stuff It Was? Who was Aaron's number? He
Speaker 1: was Aaron's number one. John Paul Jones is a financial
Speaker 1: analyst from Maryland who's here looking for the real deal.
Speaker 1: When John Paul Jones isn't day dreaming about his future wedding,
Speaker 1: he enjoys traveling the world and contemplating the meaning of life.
Speaker 1: Could Hannah be John Paul jones future bride? When refer
Speaker 1: to John Paul Jones always okay, he's top Craig cry
Speaker 1: He's top crag, his favorite drink is champagne, and he
Speaker 1: rarely uses words that are less than three syllables. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's top Craig cry Sez, You're basically like, get ready.
Speaker 1: We're trying to give you a shot across the bow
Speaker 1: before warm of what's coming America. That sus is so
Speaker 1: fun about doing these in advance, so that when you
Speaker 1: watch now, you're more investing. When you watch Monday Night,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna be waiting for jobs. Yeah, freak, You're
Speaker 1: gonna forget everybody until he John Cauled Jones arrives and
Speaker 1: the Box King and you're gonna just and that's how
Speaker 1: you get into the season. Or he's top crazy Jonathan.
Speaker 1: He's cute, he's a waiter, he's a funny, he's a white,
Speaker 1: he's an actor. He's the life of the party. He
Speaker 1: loves to go out, but when he really enjoys is
Speaker 1: the process of getting ready. He's a perfectionist looking for
Speaker 1: a woman who appreciates attention to detail, just as he does.
Speaker 1: When he's not at the clubs, he goes playing basketball
Speaker 1: and spending time with his family at church. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh my god, it's so rare that
Speaker 1: you need me. Okay, I'm gonna hold it so rare
Speaker 1: that I'm the one that is inaudible. I religion is important.
Speaker 1: I'm confused. He loves is. He's really religious. He has
Speaker 1: attention to detail, he loves perfectionist getting ready. He just
Speaker 1: want admit. We love a sparkler, really weird things like
Speaker 1: what do I include about I just like sparklers and
Speaker 1: other kinds of sparklers, sparklers Amazon. He's not lasting. No,
Speaker 1: you know that's fun. I'll show once you've done this,
Speaker 1: because it is your virgin time here. Now when you go,
Speaker 1: now that you've been in it, you will like down
Speaker 1: the line, you were like, wait, now, when we get
Speaker 1: to know Jonathan, you'll go, oh who will whoa? That
Speaker 1: Jonathan was the guy that likes sparklers. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: just like our friend Alex. That guy Alex was a
Speaker 1: salamander reader. Alex he our friend. He became our We
Speaker 1: befriends some of these people after the fact. We did
Speaker 1: not like him at first, when well we didn't because
Speaker 1: we were mad because he ate a salamander and we
Speaker 1: like animals, as evidenced by my cat cafe earl. What
Speaker 1: am I gonna do? What's I gonna do? But here's
Speaker 1: your question. I wanted to do a side bat. Will
Speaker 1: Jonathan get out of the limo with sparklers? Oh? If
Speaker 1: he doesn't? Yes, I'm right. How this photo? This guy
Speaker 1: looks like a dick? You see? I thought that too,
Speaker 1: and then I read his bio. Is he Russian? What's happening? Is?
Speaker 1: Actually I'm conflicted? Is he foreign? Why this? Look? What
Speaker 1: is happening? This is Broadway head shot? You want sweet
Speaker 1: to read it? Ye? Okay? So he's a behavior the
Speaker 1: behavioral health health specialist. He's a small town guy who
Speaker 1: is the ultimate family. Mean, he works as a behavioral
Speaker 1: health specialist for the Army, helping vets deal with trauma,
Speaker 1: which I thought was really sweet. It was like, she
Speaker 1: needs its trauma, she has trauma. Well, he's not working,
Speaker 1: he's pumping iron at the gym. Okay, you're losing me, frut.
Speaker 1: Relationships haven't worked out because he loves too hard, losing me.
Speaker 1: He loves the Harry Potter series. I like that he
Speaker 1: loves to play piano and sing, and he wants to
Speaker 1: travel more but won't go anywhere that doesn't have a gym.
Speaker 1: Now that's okay. Yeah, then he loves He's like. I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's cam Out. He's a good guy. You're gonna love
Speaker 1: the water because it's the lemon from my trees. It's
Speaker 1: a really good lemon. Is that good? It's good lemon water.
Speaker 1: There we go. You don't have to like it. It's
Speaker 1: just my just taste like lemon water. Five cats and
Speaker 1: some lemon, Oh my god, four four cats, four cats? Guys?
Speaker 1: What do we think of him? Camille? It's the Camille
Speaker 1: he's I mean, he seems fine. I just think the
Speaker 1: like so addicted to working out thing is a really
Speaker 1: I can't flag. I can't even like that's just like, dude, like,
Speaker 1: why don't you just go? You know if you're if
Speaker 1: you're traveling, you're walking, he's going to have a heart attack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't with that. I can't with that guy.
Speaker 1: He's not on the slips. Wait did I not print
Speaker 1: them all out? It felt really sure. I think there's
Speaker 1: thirty Did I not print them all out? You can
Speaker 1: just write it to rate Kevin is. Actually we can
Speaker 1: just alright, alright, so you can write Kevin's and now
Speaker 1: Luke luke p. He's cute and for export managers, as
Speaker 1: my father would say, a lot of money and import
Speaker 1: and export. Okay, I feel like and he's from Georgia,
Speaker 1: you feel like, how oh my god, I think he
Speaker 1: might win? Okay. He's a good Christian boy from Gainesville.
Speaker 1: He prised himself and being able to get along with anyone.
Speaker 1: He loves team sports. After time, after a religious awakening
Speaker 1: in college, he decided that when he dazs is for
Speaker 1: marriage that's what she said, um for better or for worse,
Speaker 1: and his unconditional love. He seems to be everything Hannah
Speaker 1: wants in a husband. Too much, Tim Tebow is his hero.
Speaker 1: His worst fear is having bad gas on the date.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Tim Tebow's I'm gonna say Luke p
Speaker 1: is definitely on my list. Yeah, he's on my list.
Speaker 1: He's on mine too. It feels like Luke pts on
Speaker 1: art and he's on all Art and Anna and Katie.
Speaker 1: Just okay, Lucas, I'm gonna speed it up. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: speed it up for Anna. Lucas is the guy that
Speaker 1: made the sex joke after the funnel. What was the
Speaker 1: sex joke? It was back said something to her. I
Speaker 1: forget what it was, but he made an inappropriate joke
Speaker 1: about like having sex with her. Okay, No, it's he
Speaker 1: the top crazy. You know, he's like the Nick File lookalike.
Speaker 1: He's not, even though he's like Nick File, who's facing
Speaker 1: the poor man who his face got squished. He's a
Speaker 1: political fund ring because he's a political consultant. He's a
Speaker 1: tequila expert. He might be. He might be the drunk
Speaker 1: on the first night. He's looking for someone into the
Speaker 1: beauties of life with his best friend, says his perfect
Speaker 1: girl's a Southern bell with a quirky personality. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: what do we think he might be a secret Trump supporter? Obviously?
Speaker 1: Is he gonna be a How far is he going
Speaker 1: to go? Is he a dick? Is he drunk in
Speaker 1: the first night? Political consultant? Of which party? Exactly? Who's
Speaker 1: he raising money for? She's not going for. She's not
Speaker 1: a Bernie girl. Luke says that once he hit on
Speaker 1: Emily Reditowski and made her blush. He looks like a
Speaker 1: Trump star from seems like those ones who are like
Speaker 1: I can't date anymore because everyone's so like aggressive and
Speaker 1: so Matt Donald. He's cute, but his name is Matt Donald.
Speaker 1: He's from Lost Gaddis. He's an old fashioned guy. He
Speaker 1: loves to bring flowers to girl on the first day.
Speaker 1: He's not killing in the medical device sales money, and
Speaker 1: that he's lass Gaddis is expensive. He's spending time with
Speaker 1: his family watching Alabama football. Um. His brothers and parents
Speaker 1: are deaf, and he grew up speaking sign language. He
Speaker 1: can He like he can communicate. He loves Salca dancing.
Speaker 1: His biggest fear in the world is being trapped in
Speaker 1: a room with spiders. I like him too, like him
Speaker 1: a lot. Does he getna win? I don't know why
Speaker 1: art and watched Matt David. Yes, I think he's going
Speaker 1: to get into a fist fight first night. How about that?
Speaker 1: Do you really do we write down Matt Donald drug
Speaker 1: out first night or fight on first night. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make after this week, I'm gonna make a crafting board.
Speaker 1: You're going to go on it and then you have
Speaker 1: to come back perfect. I'm really excited for you to
Speaker 1: read this bio, arten for you to get to one
Speaker 1: thing in there. Okay, great, Matt Matteo one name only.
Speaker 1: Let's just start with the fact he has been Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the other guy met Donald was why did
Speaker 1: they have hold? Because that's weird? Okay, Okay. He's a
Speaker 1: management consulted. He grew up all over the girl. He
Speaker 1: lived in Austria, Kenya before selling in the hot Land.
Speaker 1: His family graduated from Georgia Tech. Uh okay, it's virtual
Speaker 1: reality startup on the side. He's a sperm donor who
Speaker 1: has helped create a hundred and four child's crazy. He's
Speaker 1: a young gallant of milk in ten seconds and a
Speaker 1: talent show just like all of this, Jiz, if you
Speaker 1: could have any job in the world, be a firefighter.
Speaker 1: So why don't you go become a firefighter and his
Speaker 1: fireside him at his bucket list is take someone to
Speaker 1: a ball in a castle. Oh, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: like him, you love him? You love him? Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, they're gonna keep on it's really cute. I
Speaker 1: thought I thought he was cute. I thought he was interesting.
Speaker 1: I find that interesting. I guess it's going to confuse her.
Speaker 1: And I don't know. I think it's a crazy look
Speaker 1: on her face. She's gonna smile and crinkle her eyes
Speaker 1: and be like, I'm sorry. Hey, she'll find out he'll
Speaker 1: make the error of a professional sperm donor. He'll tell
Speaker 1: one of the guys in that mansion, and then they'll
Speaker 1: tell her. And what was his name? Matteo Matthews cue
Speaker 1: eyelashes ashes. Yeah, he's cute. He's a carbid spotter. He's
Speaker 1: twenty three. He works in the family business of auctioneering,
Speaker 1: mainly cars and motorcycles, but he's working towards getting really
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So he works at like a used
Speaker 1: car loss. Yeah, um, let's see, Okay. He is a
Speaker 1: full sleeve on his left arm, its chest tattoo too,
Speaker 1: right arm tattoos, and four leg tattoos. I think that'll
Speaker 1: be too many tattoos. I think she's too I like
Speaker 1: it began and I have opposite taste on them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, for sure. Okay, Mike, Mike, you want to
Speaker 1: read Mike. Mike very handsome. He's an Air Force vag
Speaker 1: who enjoys crapmagaw and going to trampoline part I want
Speaker 1: to part. He has a lot of swag, but it's
Speaker 1: a romantic at heart. Mike says he's the city boy
Speaker 1: who loves to get down and dirty. Perfect for Alabama Hannah.
Speaker 1: Mike's been to thirty countries. He's excited to meet Hannah,
Speaker 1: but terrified that she will ask him to go skydiving
Speaker 1: with her. Mike really wants to learn Mandarin and get it.
Speaker 1: Don't get into Parkora. You've watched the Get into Harbor.
Speaker 1: Just do it? Yeah, either do it fucking feet, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just do it. Um. I like him all right, great?
Speaker 1: Now I may like him for me, but I like great, great,
Speaker 1: we win. Scott and I went out for dinner at
Speaker 1: the bar Taka. This is the best. Maybe like are you?
Speaker 1: Are you girls enjoying your Are you girls? Hello? Ladies?
Speaker 1: Gonna get you anything else in the has been a
Speaker 1: wonder girls girls, Tanna, what are you doing? And I
Speaker 1: lost the page. I'm finding it actually exted out. They
Speaker 1: kept saying, we're gonna text it to you. Yes. Every
Speaker 1: time they be like, girls, can we get you any more?
Speaker 1: Tacos ladies? Every time with Deep South ladies. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: there we go. And not only do I have lots
Speaker 1: of cats, then I also have pictures of my cats. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Peter, he's a pilot from Westlake Village.
Speaker 1: Um okay. His dad was a pilot and his mom
Speaker 1: was a flight attendant. He enjoys snowboard. She's gonna like
Speaker 1: this to like football, mind dancing. You should live His
Speaker 1: motto as you should live like like this is always
Speaker 1: expecting something great about to happen to you. His grandmother's
Speaker 1: name is Rose. I phone good about him. He still
Speaker 1: lives at home. Yeah, I will give him. Everybody's my
Speaker 1: number two. I honestly then makes sense that he would
Speaker 1: live at home because he flies all the time. Like,
Speaker 1: why would you get your because you're living at home?
Speaker 1: Because you've got to not live at home. How how
Speaker 1: important are my notes? Because they're terrible important? They're important. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're important. I'm not okay. I think Ryan looks like
Speaker 1: a dick Ryan Roller. What does that mean? Okay, he's
Speaker 1: an adventure's risk taker. He is a wo minute. Where
Speaker 1: does it say roller? I know what? It doesn't. It
Speaker 1: does insistent, it doesn't elaborate on it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. He's gonna definitely roll up. He's never
Speaker 1: been in love. He was his high school lectorian. He's
Speaker 1: a tight rope walker. That's crazy. He runs, he wants
Speaker 1: walked a one inch wire over a three ft canyon
Speaker 1: in Utah. That's crazy that um movie was about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's walked over the twin that was him that they
Speaker 1: got him. I he's consideration for first night drunk. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: good Scott. Scott feels like he's maybe the kind of
Speaker 1: guy that like tries to like calm down the other
Speaker 1: guys in the house, like come on man. He's like
Speaker 1: he's like perpetual wingman. Yeah he is. He still executive.
Speaker 1: When he's not closing deals. He likes to day drink
Speaker 1: all right, drunk on the first night, drunk on the
Speaker 1: first night, tops and watch sports. He says, he's a
Speaker 1: great I'm employed with a real job. I have friends
Speaker 1: who are a blast to be a lot. Okay, well
Speaker 1: this is the best. He's an admirer of Christian. Now
Speaker 1: we have our drunk on first night. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Well he's very skilled at smoothing waitresses to give him
Speaker 1: free food and drinks just for fun. He once ran
Speaker 1: into circle around the mall food court acting like a
Speaker 1: flying chicken. That's drunk. That's not that's not fun. He
Speaker 1: is all right drunk down first night. Maybe for Art
Speaker 1: and Scott. I think we're back. So now we're back,
Speaker 1: we're back on the thing. Drunk on first night, he's
Speaker 1: a maybe for me Peters and maybe for Art, and
Speaker 1: we're back on the list. Okay, definitely drunk on first night.
Speaker 1: It did seem like very few pictures. Yeah, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I honestly was like, wow, nobody wants okay Thomas, let's
Speaker 1: see international pro basketball player. But then it immediately says
Speaker 1: before Thomas was a national recruiter for a big energy business,
Speaker 1: he was an international basketball right, right, you wouldn't be
Speaker 1: on the show. He played overseas for a year, but
Speaker 1: he lives in Michigan. Um, he loves his mother. We're
Speaker 1: gonna love him. He's gonna go far. He's not gonna win.
Speaker 1: But Thomas family has never met any when he's dating.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, and he likes to go to clubs and
Speaker 1: dance to eat m music. But his basketball nickname was Mr.
Speaker 1: Fourth Quarter. That sounds good a lot in the fourth quarter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a he's a strong closer. It doesn't really
Speaker 1: help here, but it's not exactly John Tyler. See looks
Speaker 1: like a dick. I've been think Hannah will like him
Speaker 1: and the other guys will hate. He might be a villain.
Speaker 1: I'm putting him in my contention to be the villain.
Speaker 1: Look at him and I thought, this is looks like
Speaker 1: the type of guy who gets away with like literally
Speaker 1: assaulting a woman. Because the judge says, oh, but his
Speaker 1: future I think of his future day. He does have
Speaker 1: a rescue dog though. Okay, he's a general contractor. He
Speaker 1: got an m B a um, he's from Jupiter, Florida. Okay,
Speaker 1: great pace culture. He's got a he does have a
Speaker 1: rescue dog. Um uh. He loves to dance. He loves
Speaker 1: to dance A drafted by the Ravens. I wonder what
Speaker 1: he was his business? She is gonna like him. He
Speaker 1: is going to go far. I'm gonna put him as
Speaker 1: my number three, and then the other guys are gonna
Speaker 1: hate him. How long do you think? He mentions that
Speaker 1: he was drafted by the Oh my god, he was definitely.
Speaker 1: Don't you think the other guys will hate him and
Speaker 1: that she will love She will be a bad photo.
Speaker 1: She will want to go funk him in the fantasy
Speaker 1: suite and the other guys are gonna that Jaine is
Speaker 1: going to go far. All right, I'm putting him as
Speaker 1: my number three, Tyler g He's our last one. Someone
Speaker 1: said this is like an us, my friend or my coworker. Also,
Speaker 1: he looked like he was like, is that Adam Pally?
Speaker 1: Is he? He's a guy go with the flow attitude.
Speaker 1: He's some Boca raton. He's a student. He avoids clubs
Speaker 1: at all costs and with much of other spend time reading,
Speaker 1: going to soul Cycle or relaxing on his boat show.
Speaker 1: And his life goals to get a PhD in psychology
Speaker 1: and become a clinical psychologist. It then he's doing it.
Speaker 1: He's on a strict keto diet. Yeah, and he's a
Speaker 1: side business and dream therapy analysis. I like this side
Speaker 1: business if you don't actually your degree yet, I'll analyze
Speaker 1: your dreams. You can call me and tell me about
Speaker 1: your dreams. I don't think he's going to go that far.
Speaker 1: I wonder how shows up with crystals. All right, so
Speaker 1: here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna take three minutes,
Speaker 1: we're gonna pause it, we're gonna go through, and we're
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Speaker 1: First up, Scott, let's hear your picks, Scotts in what order?
Speaker 1: We'll start with your number Who's gonna be your top?
Speaker 1: Craikra top, Craig Cray, No contest, John Paul Jones, that's it,
Speaker 1: drunk on the first night. That is going to be
Speaker 1: Scott great Dick. I'm going I'm gonna be controversial, and
Speaker 1: I'm saying Matt Donald is going to be a great,
Speaker 1: great great Who's going to going to be your number three?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna make it to fantasy suites but not make
Speaker 1: it to parents? I keep going back and forth, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say number three, Luke Pa which one is he?
Speaker 1: He's the Christian great? Okay, number two, who's gonna he's
Speaker 1: gonna meet the parents? Singer songwriter there for all the
Speaker 1: wrong reasons, Jed and number one feels like how Garrett
Speaker 1: yeah to garretts in a row, Tanna, let's hear a
Speaker 1: top cray John Paul Jones, Yes, top drunk, drunk first night,
Speaker 1: Grant the dude guy, Yeah, great. And number one Dick
Speaker 1: Joe the good box Kig, come on, okay, he's gonna
Speaker 1: hold that over everyone, kig. Okay. Number three, who's gonna
Speaker 1: Who's she gonna fun? But not introduced to her parents?
Speaker 1: I think. And then my number two is Peter the pilot.
Speaker 1: Which one was Luke p Luke p was the Chrichristian okay,
Speaker 1: number Peter, Peter the pilot lives at He's which pilot
Speaker 1: there was two pilots, one of his parents. He's the
Speaker 1: one that looks like right like he's hot. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: And then number one Garrett another Garrett Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: Katie drunk on the first night. Dick is Grant. All
Speaker 1: eyes are going to be on Scott first. John Paul
Speaker 1: Jones is my Grant. It's a kind of the same.
Speaker 1: And then and then Peter is my three. He is
Speaker 1: my runner up, okay. And Garrett's my number one. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: here we go. My drunk on the first night is
Speaker 1: my drunkard The first night is um Grant, Scott, I
Speaker 1: mean Scott, Okay, Scott. My dick is Grant, who had
Speaker 1: first was my drunk on the first night, but but
Speaker 1: my dick is now Grant obviously. Crazy is John? I
Speaker 1: hope he has a last name. I hope he's John,
Speaker 1: Paul Jones and Gilt Yeah, oh my god. So then
Speaker 1: we have number three. You love his album, you've you've
Speaker 1: seen him on tour with with with the Arts, No
Speaker 1: Tony Arts? And who do we meet? Who now loves who?
Speaker 1: James Taylor, James Taylor sanger, songwriter Jed You're for all
Speaker 1: the wrong reasons. Number two. My number two pick is
Speaker 1: no who wasn't you changed it? I changed it? Who's
Speaker 1: my number two? Luke? Luke pay? And then my number
Speaker 1: one pick is Garrett? So we all pick Garrett. Happened
Speaker 1: so it would be two seasons in a row of Garrett.
Speaker 1: Do we really think that she could pick another Garrett? Look,
Speaker 1: he seems nice. I really think he's got a shot.
Speaker 1: He's from Alabama, he's like it seems like a good boy.
Speaker 1: He really does. I just got excited. I wasn't excited
Speaker 1: about her yet, and now that we've been through it,
Speaker 1: I just got excited. Sister in law sneed said, sister
Speaker 1: that means like she like him, like probably a good guy.
Speaker 1: Then how excited are you? Did you just get excited?
Speaker 1: Will you come to the podcast to guys? Yes? You like?
Speaker 1: Have you ever done a podcast as your first podcast?
Speaker 1: I have done one podcast before. Was this more fun? Yes?
Speaker 1: And just you wait until you get to break down
Speaker 1: an episode. I can't wait. I think this first one
Speaker 1: is gonna be I mean, between the Box King and
Speaker 1: John Paul Jones were We've got a good night ahead
Speaker 1: of us of television boxing and John Paul Joel, I
Speaker 1: almost feel like Hannaby may even be sort of incidental
Speaker 1: on the first one. It's really gonna be about these guys.
Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm glad that I printed it
Speaker 1: out wrong and that there were the right number of guys, because,
Speaker 1: pardon me, it made me sad for her to think
Speaker 1: that they couldn't get any guys. I'm glad I printed
Speaker 1: it out roll. I just clicked on Hannah for her description,
Speaker 1: and it's so much stuff I had no idea anything about.
Speaker 1: So she um went to University of Alabama, graduating magna
Speaker 1: cum laude with a degree in communication. Okay, and she'd
Speaker 1: be game communications, but she still can't speak. Who can't
Speaker 1: give a toast? Well? Then she did become Miss Alabama
Speaker 1: USA and twenty eighteen, which again makes no sense. Um
Speaker 1: and her platform was she became an advocate for those
Speaker 1: suffering from depression anxiety, something she battled with, battled with
Speaker 1: herself in her teenage years. Now she's working as an
Speaker 1: interior decorator, helping transform people's houses into homes. She grew
Speaker 1: up in a loving home of her own. We saw
Speaker 1: her fucking closet. That she's an interior designer, we saw
Speaker 1: her house. She looks up to her parents as example
Speaker 1: of the kind of love she wants one day, whether
Speaker 1: she's running around with her two Golden Retrievers, talking, taking
Speaker 1: over the dance floor, belting out country tunes, Hannah enjoys
Speaker 1: living life to the full. She needs a fun guy.
Speaker 1: What did we hear belting out country too? Do you
Speaker 1: think he's gonna win? I don't know. His forehead might
Speaker 1: be too large. How many weeks do we hear a song?
Speaker 1: I say three weeks a week. Three we're gonna hear this,
Speaker 1: But it sounds like he quit writing. I completely disagree,
Speaker 1: he'll be back night too. I am saying night one
Speaker 1: with the guitar, yeah, singing, And then I saw you
Speaker 1: on the show started. Yes, Oh my god, it feels
Speaker 1: like how No, you make me feel like how roll Todd?
Speaker 1: How many times are we going to see Hannah beats
Speaker 1: with a hissing, Oh, don't like it, don't happen. It'll
Speaker 1: happen like two times. And what they'll do is they'll
Speaker 1: fucking show it in every single coming up on right,
Speaker 1: We'll get real sick of it. Don't feel like it
Speaker 1: happened all the time, Scott, Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Are you on Instagram? Not? Really? Do you want people
Speaker 1: to follow? You? Know? I don't you know? I'm no, great,
Speaker 1: they don't have to. I'm on Twitter, but I never
Speaker 1: do it anymore. Would you want anybody to find you?
Speaker 1: Or no, they don't have to. Great, God, that's the best.
Speaker 1: You are here actually for the right reasons. I'm here
Speaker 1: because you're my friend and I love the Bachelor reset. Also,
Speaker 1: do you want to watch Bachelor in Paradise, Australia with us? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: I still haven't. Great, Well, we got we got, we
Speaker 1: got a new version. We have the Newest Australia when
Speaker 1: we haven't started. We're going to do the whole season.
Speaker 1: You want to watch it with us? Literally? Yes, like
Speaker 1: this next week? Okay, how was that season? We want?
Speaker 1: I we stopped. It was very good and if people
Speaker 1: kept demanding Paradise, so we're gonna watch it after. I
Speaker 1: loved it. He was great. He had a lot of
Speaker 1: good crazy one liners. It was fun Australia because it's good.
Speaker 1: It's really fun. All right, everybody, Well, um, we'll be
Speaker 1: back our next Our first episode will be up on
Speaker 1: Wednesday following the Uh we watched Monday night, we record
Speaker 1: on Tuesday. We put it up on Wednesday. First, I
Speaker 1: guess that Hannah Beast my god, I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put it down that it's actually gonna be a fun season.
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, I think it's going to be Banana.
Speaker 1: I really you're going to watch someone the wrong every week? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And actually Sincere, I think she's just since in my
Speaker 1: heart will break and yeah, I think she's now. Can
Speaker 1: I ask you a question? Anything curious? How did the
Speaker 1: three of you meet? I had this vision about this podcast,
Speaker 1: and um, Katie was working at Nerdice and I did
Speaker 1: a lot of at midnight and I called and I
Speaker 1: pitched it to her and she was the head of
Speaker 1: the podcast network there and I Love the Bachelor. And
Speaker 1: then Annah and I met because I used to do
Speaker 1: a show that she produced Medina Gould, The Tinkle Twins,
Speaker 1: and she was like, I'm going to help produce this
Speaker 1: and it has been a black I mean, you ain't
Speaker 1: seen nothing yet. This is just the very this is
Speaker 1: the tip of the ice for this is just like
Speaker 1: the pregame. I just I got a I got an
Speaker 1: email from Arden that was like, hey, I'm Arden. You
Speaker 1: have m comic thing. And she sent me what the
Speaker 1: theme song will be and I was like yes, Like
Speaker 1: I just said yes. I was like, I just pushed it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I I could really like it. Like I think that
Speaker 1: show was literally starting the next week and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: this is happening, and I just fucking put it up.
Speaker 1: I hired I hired a guy to make the theme song.
Speaker 1: I had a vision about it in Vermont and I
Speaker 1: was like on the mountain January one in the morning, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was I had a New Year's even Vermont,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I need to have a podcast
Speaker 1: about this. And I so I called Anna and then
Speaker 1: I was like, how do I do this? And then
Speaker 1: I called Aaron Foley and I was like, do you
Speaker 1: want to do this with me? And then I hired
Speaker 1: a guy to make the song that like January two,
Speaker 1: and I paid only three hundred bucks Mark Rivers, and
Speaker 1: I was like I needed to sound like very white
Speaker 1: and like like really violating, like a guy jumped out
Speaker 1: of a bush and like just on your feet, like
Speaker 1: hot breath on your neck. And he did it, and
Speaker 1: he did it, and uh yeah, and then Anna made
Speaker 1: and then Eddie Peppertone. It was me, Aeron Foley and
Speaker 1: Eddie Peppertone did the first season. And uh, it's so fun.
Speaker 1: This is you. You You have no idea what insanity
Speaker 1: you're about to enter. This is just the tip of
Speaker 1: the iceberg. And I know we should stop, but I'm
Speaker 1: also curious that you have you have a different person
Speaker 1: every week. You're now I'm part of the clan. There's
Speaker 1: like twelve of us. It's like a rotating plan. Usually
Speaker 1: there's usually there's like it would be two guests. It's
Speaker 1: here to the perfect number. And what's really fun is
Speaker 1: and there's people who all love the show who are funny,
Speaker 1: but like we we find quickly if somebody hate watches
Speaker 1: the show, it doesn't work with us, like because we
Speaker 1: can make fun of it, but we all truly actually
Speaker 1: want them. We want them to find us. And so,
Speaker 1: um that's how. So there's there's Aaron Foley and Debbie
Speaker 1: Ryan does it, and and there's a lot of very
Speaker 1: funny people who love everyone loves the Bachelor. So it's
Speaker 1: all super fans. And then um, we have the best
Speaker 1: listeners in the world. They're all like and we have
Speaker 1: you'll as you get inundated with this. We have a
Speaker 1: lot of phrases the bone zone. We've got a lot
Speaker 1: of like certain catchphrases. We're so deep at and we
Speaker 1: know a lot of the contestants we tour with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well get ready to get ready to see
Speaker 1: some madness. Yeah yeah, this is at the beginning. You
Speaker 1: were great. We would love to have you back. Come on, okay, great,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, bye, list bye, thanks, good luck,
Speaker 1: good luck, good luck. Hannah. Oh I just gotta want
Speaker 1: to push you, Freds to your word