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Welcome to the 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:59.040 very first episode of the season of The Bachelor at Hannah. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:03.520 Hannah be East season what is sure to be just 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.319 a ship show. My name is Arta Marine, coming to 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:10.600 you from my decorated garage somewhere in Los Angeles. With 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.720 me today, of course, I have my friend Tanna, looking 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:18.080 very cute in her scrunchy working on the not tanning 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:21.440 so much due to sun damage. You can you're young 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:23.920 and fresh now, but yeah, I have to maybe one 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:26.759 day not be Tanna anymore. That's you know what spray 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:29.640 tan Speaking of the sprays and the love of a 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:37.039 spraychan we have with me, We have a we have 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:40.760 a friend of mine who I adore, who I worked 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:44.280 with that Mad TV years ago, and then I have not. 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:46.720 I've always been a fan of yours, but now you 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:48.960 just came on. You're one of the executive producers this 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:52.200 season of Insatiable and we just hung out for a 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:57.120 couple of weeks in Atlanta. You also worked on Difficult People, 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:02.600 you worked on Smells all sorts. Very talented gentleman late 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:06.720 and he loves his spray tan. Scott King Hi with 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:11.440 a black eye from Bowtop. We just think of maybe 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:14.600 it gives you a tan as it freezes your face. Yeah, 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.480 you look great. I'm sure it's all part of the 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.560 Scott and I just hung out in Atlanta. How many 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:25.200 times did do we go? Multiple times for children's tacos? 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:28.839 We went every weekend to Bar Taco and Inman Park 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:32.920 Um and I think they got I don't know if 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:34.960 they let sick of us or were they into it? 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.360 What do you think? They were nice to us? Yes, 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:42.799 but the third time we were very basically Scott has 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:46.520 a Scott has a limited palette, but we found it 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:50.080 was the perfect meal children. The children's tacos on you. 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:57.040 It just basically shredded chicken, white meat, melted cheese, lots 0:02:57.040 --> 0:03:00.840 and cheese, and a quornt for teas. That's it. That sauce. 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:03.400 No fuss, no must, no fuss, no must. And you 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:05.200 laughed at me at first, and then I and then 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.640 I ate your tacos. I kept stealing your tacos, and 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:11.720 we kept ordering more, and then they were having none 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:13.400 of it. They were not they were trying to get 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:17.880 rid of And then and then I was saying on 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:22.400 our Bonus podcast earlier, how much this season because I 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.200 got to know Debbie from season one've instatiable. But the 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:27.079 real way that I got to know her very well 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.440 was she came and did this podcast a bunch and 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.720 then because of that, she really became a friend this season. 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:34.519 And we had a bunch of fun meals with her, 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:38.160 Yes we did. How delightful? Is she fantastic? And she 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:41.880 and I went to the mall together? What did you 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:46.000 do with the mall? She had to go to the 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:49.160 Apple Genius bar with her phone. Oh my god, she 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:53.120 just texted right now about that. That's hilarious talking about 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:59.320 she got a free bath bomb. We are talking about 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.560 you right now. Period. I am with Scott Kid. He's 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:05.120 doing the podcast and about how you got a free 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:08.560 bath bomb at the mall. Period. That's how why all 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:12.680 of my texts are insane. Guys. Um, Okay, there we go. 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.320 I just texted her. Yeah, she she said, she she 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:16.960 you guys, was it fun going to them? Or did 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.919 she get mobbed at the mall? She did? And you know, 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.240 I've got a fair amount of famous friends, but I've 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.520 never experienced anything like that, because she's got that Disney 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:30.479 magic and and this real people wanted they relate to love. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:34.599 They love her. I love her. I love I gotta 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:39.040 tell you, Yeah, I found she is so funny. It's 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:44.080 such a delayed and smart. And you know we went 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.839 to we had a lunch together too, and I didn't 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:49.160 really know her that well. Yeah, and we had the 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:54.040 best time. She's the best trip to the mall. I 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:55.679 can I tell you how jealous I am. I would 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.839 love to go to the mall with you, me and Sephora. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:02.320 I went to that Sephora one time and in that 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:06.839 mall and they said, well, we're doing free facials today. Yes, 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.560 I said great, So I literally walked out. I had 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:13.720 to buy about four hundred never used together. Yeah, this 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.840 is not I'll take your I'll take your products. I'll 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:20.200 take your free facial Katy Levine, how are you good? Now? 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.719 This is exciting to have. We don't know your take 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:28.040 on this. Did you like Colton as a Bachelor? I well, 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:33.400 it's very mixed. When he was on the Bachelor in Paradise, 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:37.479 I felt he just wants to be on TV. But 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:41.760 then I did believe he really wanted to find someone. Agreed, 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:47.159 And the jumping the fence really was everything I know. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.920 I feel that he didn't break his legs. How high 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:54.680 I know that was that was worth the weight. But 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:58.359 she she doesn't like him. Chaco just wanted me on TV. 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.960 They found somebody even more than him. She could not 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:06.080 be lessened to him. I still was sure. Now I 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:10.080 forget her name, but no, no, no, not well the 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.560 handah hand, No, the red haired woman at least who 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.880 left at least so she was not at the rose 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:21.320 after the rose. Yeah, so I was sure that that 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:23.880 was going to be the surprise ending that they was 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:26.480 going to because they had a great date. They had 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.960 a great date. She didn't have a dead sister. She 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.559 had a dead sister. Yeah, what's a better date than nothing? 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:37.040 You got a sister and her dreams, children from somewhere 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.640 and they went to the that's right, they cutting it. Yeah, 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:42.920 did you watch that horrible special that was on? I 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.719 got through a big chunk of it, so okay, I 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.200 feel like it's three days long. It was so awful. 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.000 Neil Lane, I want to say though, looked better than 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:53.599 more lifelike than ever. I think that was the best. 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.359 It wasn't so much the course. He wasn't as waxing. 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.280 He felt more just like an older man. Did you 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:02.159 see Neil Not? Not my take? I mean, in my 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.360 mind I say that he's the corpse of Neil Lane. 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:08.400 He seemed slightly less shiny and waxen set. It was. 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:12.320 He looks like the candle from the Beauty of the 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:21.120 Beau and that woman who cried. They found these super 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:23.920 fans who were so excited and one except for the 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.520 very very cute girl that had a Nick Vile was 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.080 sincerely hitting on her and he was like, oh, like 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:32.280 she was whoever that was was like the producer's girlfriend 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:35.720 because she was adorable Nick Vile. His soul felt like 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:37.800 it hurt? Are you with me? Like? I feel like 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:39.560 he's like, okay, I went on the show four times, 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:43.600 even Ben Higgins. Now, once you've been on, you've got 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.680 to just marry the person, like when you when you 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:48.360 just stay in the rotation and try to just keep doing, 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:51.960 they dust you off for after specials. Better just to 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:55.040 fucking marry the person, don't you think? Yeah? I mean 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:59.119 he I thought Nick Vaile did. I'm glad he was funny. 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:02.000 He was classes at the Groundlings. I thought that. I 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:05.520 actually thought that. I actually I actually thought his jokes 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:08.840 were good. I felt like I was like his improp 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.600 because he did he takes. He did the Groundlings like 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:14.760 recently and his I'm going to say too, I thought 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:18.360 his hair looked the best I've ever seen. Everybody who 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:21.800 meets him in person says he's really hot. He's really hot. 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:23.840 I saw him at the Women's March, and I followed 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:26.040 him for a little because he was super hot. As 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:31.880 you do with the world, walk behind this. You're like, 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:34.760 it's my day, it's my eyes. Do what I want, 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:40.400 my time. I say, I can tech you if I want. Okay, 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:43.880 but why do you think he's not ever? What's the 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:49.880 scoop there? I honestly I watching his Bachelor season, his 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:55.199 soul felt so dead too. I think he legit got 0:08:55.280 --> 0:09:00.440 so heartbroken by those first two ladies, by Caitlin and Andy, Andy, 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:02.440 who I didn't watch. I watched Caitlin, but he seemed 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:08.600 legit devastated. And then I think those were your two 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:12.880 chances of vulnerability. Then you're in paradise, then you're the back. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.880 Then you try to do dancing with the stuff like that. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:18.120 At this point, like, at a certain point, you can't 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:22.120 keep the innocence. What do you think? I don't know. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:26.280 I'm genuinely curious. He seems a lot of people said 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:29.880 they didn't really like him, but I thought he was great, yes, 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:33.600 you know, personal fun. Yeah, but I didn't like him 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.360 as a bachelor. I liked him with Caitlin. I didn't 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:39.200 like him as compared to Ari. I mean, I know 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:44.800 they're all bad. They're all bad. I mean, rewatching on 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:49.920 that special rewatching him saying to his fiancee came on camera. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:51.760 The longer I'm with you, the more I feel like 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:55.680 it's losing the opportunity to like funk that other lady, Like, yeah, 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:57.800 that's what happens when you get engaged. You don't get 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.840 to go being the other women because we got engaged. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:03.160 That's the deal. That's what happens when you get engaged. 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:08.040 He was awful. They noticed, They didn't dust him off, 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.360 they didn't mention them. Even though they got married and 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:14.120 had a baby. Did they have their pregnant pregnant yet? 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:17.480 I don't know. How did we feel about Rachel and 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:21.160 Brian in the bridal shower, she was trying to rewrite 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.520 history a little bit of like the day of my 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:26.920 engagement was so many feelings. I couldn't believe this man 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:29.040 was And it's like, we all know you were crying 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:31.839 over Peter. We all know that. I'm honestly kind of 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:35.240 surprised that they're still together. I know that Alexis and 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.600 other people like they all like him. They say they 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:39.480 like him more than they like they like him, and 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.560 I think people maybe he's really nice, and think I 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:46.240 never thought there's anything wrong with he never says anything. Yeah, 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:50.400 I was always in the in the interviews, he never 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:53.160 says one word. And I was curious to see last 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.120 night if she was gonna or whatever money I watched 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:57.920 the last night if she was going to bring up Peter, 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:01.800 and she kind of did, and bringing up the engagement date. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:05.200 It's like she should just not talk about it again, 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.920 like to stop reminding us of like that's not what happened. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.640 We all watched it. That's not what happened. No, we 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:16.959 we we saw and saw the people like Brian. I'm 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:23.440 glad they're getting married, I guess, and our thoughts um honestly, 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:26.000 like I don't even remember that season two. I feel 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:29.800 like they seem she left Pierre and that Peter wouldn't propose, 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:33.520 and then she was like trying. I remember hearing her 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:37.000 saying she was very upset by her edit because she 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.360 I don't know. She the reason why I think they're 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:42.360 still together. I believe it now more so because I 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.080 heard herself just like oh no, like it was like 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:47.200 strong feelings for Brian as well. You know, it's just 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:51.319 like a shitty situation. But I don't know, Like I 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:54.520 I think because they're still together now that it was 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:58.960 a lot more real than She was clearly super attracted 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.960 to him in the beginning, right because I like intense 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:05.040 to make out Sash, Yeah, no, she was really, but 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:08.320 like Peter, it's all about what like if you can 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:11.040 have the option of Peter, why would you ever not 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.840 take Peter on that dog day. Oh my god, Peter 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:18.680 will be back. No, no, no, I think he likes it. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:21.320 He's like, you know, he's on Instagram and he has 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.080 his like he's done a lot of followers. He's the 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.559 only film any integrity, like he got it. He's like, 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.320 I like Madison, Wisconsin. I'm actually a real person, just 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.240 live in my life. He's like clearly friends of some 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:32.880 of the guys because like I've seen like he and 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:36.480 alexin he and Alex to like post together. But like 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:38.880 I think he's like a normal guy. That's like I 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:41.240 don't want to sell myself out. And yeah, he still 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:44.120 lives in Wisconsin. I want to just point out now, 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:48.000 I have four cats, and that was that was an accident. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.040 I didn't even like cats until a couple of years ago. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:54.600 And I just Scott has never been to my house, 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:58.480 and Scott just use my restroom. And I saw my 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:03.360 life for the time through a new person's eyes, and 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.000 it was I really did not like what I saw. 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:10.200 I saw this really cute house, and I saw when 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.680 we rounded the bend and he saw Elane and I 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:16.160 saw him go, oh, another one after there were already 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:19.520 too many in the living room. There was already first 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.800 there was one, and then there was like two fighting 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:23.760 in the kitchen, and then I was like, oh, and 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.080 then this is the rest of the house. And then 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:28.440 there was another one like quacking like a duck. It 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.000 was too many. Did it didn't get more distracted by 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:35.080 the cat to the house? Right, it shouldn't be equal. 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.000 It should all be house. It should all be house. 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.959 I didn't know that's what they were doing fighting because 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:43.200 the orange one. Yeah, he was like trying to rape 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:47.040 he's off. Yeah, he's horrible. Yeah, he was trying to 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:53.599 like dominate her. Yeah, yeah he was. Yeah, he was 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:57.200 on her back trying to like bite her neck. He's horrible. 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:01.760 I actually just outsourced time. I've just requested some pet 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:04.000 CBD to try to chill him out, so we'll see 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:06.720 if it works. The whole thing is a fucking disaster. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.679 I've actually it helps with my cap, my cat, who's 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:13.120 like insane, and we'll like she's so emotional that like 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.880 anytime you walk by her, she just starts crying and 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:18.719 throws herself on her back like she's dying. Yeah, and 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:21.560 then also then occasionally rip chunks of her hair out 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:24.360 because she doesn't know how to clean it. She's crazy. 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.520 She was raised by my boyfriend, so it's like, clearly 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:29.240 she's lived in a house like a dude for her 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:31.480 whole life. So she's losing her mind. So I got 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.840 her CBD oil and she's calmed down a lot. All right, 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:38.120 I'm gonna try it. Well if I well, using CBD oil, 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:42.800 my four cats turned them into one cat scientifically, how 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:45.280 it's done. All right, we're in the honor of time 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:47.440 and the interests of time. I'm going to start our 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.480 first one up, and so here's how you're gonna Will 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:52.160 you be our score keeper? So here's what you're gonna do. 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:56.160 You're gonna If anybody's interested, you put? Are you put? 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.080 We'll shout out our names if we're interested in keeping 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.960 him as a maybe. If nobody's interested, you cross them off. Okay, 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:06.280 our first person is pretty cute Brian. He's cute, he's 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.520 nice eyes. I'm in a math He's definitely gonna be 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:13.400 on my maybe list. He's a thirty year old math teacher. Here, 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:18.880 want to look at him. He's cute. He's a loves math. 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:21.120 He loves math so much that he teaches at the 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.520 same high school he attended. He's passionate about helping his 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.080 students achieve their dreams, and he's helping this journey will 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:29.280 lead him to his dream. Woman um Brian was born 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:33.200 on flag Day. He's a pun and sarcasm enthusiastic. I 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.280 will say that Paget would say that that means that 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.800 he's a serial killer, because serial killers like puns and 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:42.080 he loves singing karaoke. I don't know what flag day. 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:46.120 I don't think. I think, I y I love Brian. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:49.240 I feel like again now being so deep into this 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:52.240 show that I am, I feel like only slightly bad 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:54.720 boys win. So a math teacher will they never picked 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:57.640 a nice guy. Look at his face, he's got he's 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:00.600 want to learn some math. I gonna put him as 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.440 my number two right now. I'm gonna put him as 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:04.480 my Maybe. I don't think. I think that we need more. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.040 I think mother Nature, she seems What do you think 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:09.000 of Hannah? She's nuts? And how do you feel she's 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:10.400 going to be as a bachelor. I think she's going 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.280 to be terrible. Yeah, I think it's good and I 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:15.760 think this is going to end in a no choice 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:20.280 ending meaning nobody wants her, meaning it's she's gonna wind 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.520 up with nobody. I think there's gonna be it's gonna 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:25.160 come down to something, and then she's going to screw 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:28.080 it up somehow. I really believe this is gonna be tough. 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:31.080 Here's why. Here's my pitch on why it might be interesting. 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:35.640 She's mad enough, like crazy Matt Luna tick enough that 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:39.400 she wants She literally is like, I don't date to 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:41.840 date a date to get married, and I feel like 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:43.800 everyone on this show is like, I don't date to date. 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:47.040 I date to get Instagram followers and get code so 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:50.760 I could do my spawn con Speaking of Instagram, can 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:54.040 I bring up something really interesting, Katie? So normally I 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:58.000 look up when that whenever there's a new cast or 0:16:58.080 --> 0:16:59.800 whatever they call it, I look up and try to 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:03.080 find know their Instagrams, And every single one of these 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:06.399 guys their Instagram's private. Now I think ABC made them 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:08.280 do that because I think I think that maybe there's 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.680 been some leaks in the past, like people put photos 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.240 up and they leak ship as it's airing, all of 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:15.680 them are private or we can't see any other real 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:19.840 Maybe it's the equivalent of like, um, what's her name? 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:23.200 Picking Garrett and then him liking all the racist ship 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:28.400 they who got kicked off early. They're like, oh, let's 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:30.400 all make ourselves private so no one can find anything 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:33.080 out about us. I bet people, and maybe they're literally 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:36.480 going through and scrubbing the accounts of like people like that. 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:40.440 There was that racist guy. Yeah, okay, yeah, I don't know. 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.280 It was interesting though, because that's like normally you can 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:44.680 see better photos of them, what they're like. Did you 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:48.359 see Hannah's dad with the flat iron hair? What do 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:52.920 you think again, I'm but what about her closet. She's 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:55.440 a disaster, she says it though. She says I'm a desk. 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:58.600 She says, I am a mess, and she is a mess. 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:01.720 This is But you think she will find love at 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:05.800 the end of this, I say, I think she'll think 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:07.800 she found it, and I think the guy will she'll 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:10.200 pick a guy that's there for the wrong reasons. I 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:13.560 don't think she's going to pick the right guye There 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:18.600 were also her birthday that's right, Oh my gosh, that's right, 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:23.400 that's right. I remember that year. So she was born 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:27.639 in ninety four. I remember, Oh my god, Wow, that 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:30.360 was in the year I got my eighteenth cat. Okay, wait, 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.240 now we have Cam. I don't trust a man in 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:36.160 a leather coat with no collar on it and narew collar. 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:38.520 You can cross him off. I mean he was on 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:44.159 the het the rose at that end of that. That's him. Now. 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:48.360 They do style them badly. They style them badly. Yeah, 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:51.480 their photos that okay. He's a He's a thirty year 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:55.159 old software sales person from Austin, Texas. He is he 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:58.920 has a competitive personality, he said Dick. He loves to 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:00.880 be the life of the part and he's a self 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:06.000 proclaimed dance floor king. Notebook is his all time favorite movie. 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:09.920 He can freestyle rap about anything, and he plays the harmonica. 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:13.400 The most important thing Cam looks are in a woman 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:19.440 is good dental Like how glad I am? I mean, 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:22.320 I mean, I honestly think they also had a hard time. 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:24.560 There's not that many. We're not we normally we have 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:26.920 like four pages. I don't think they can get that 0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:30.479 many people to come on and compete for her. Really, 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:34.520 normally it's three pages and this this is it. That's it, 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:42.000 that's it. This is not this is like yeah, that's it, 0:19:42.560 --> 0:19:46.959 that's it, that's it. These are just double yeah, all right, 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:49.640 I guess I'll keep a cam and then maybe i'll 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:51.720 put cam. Maybe it's in my number three now that 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:54.159 I know that she gave him the rose at the 0:19:54.200 --> 0:19:56.480 other thing, but I remember fucking hating him at that, 0:19:57.119 --> 0:19:59.280 remember watching My Friends. I mean, like, if she gives 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:01.720 this wrapping guy rose, I'm gonna scream and she all right, 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:05.600 I don't think so since he hasn't he's not home, 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:10.400 he's not going home night one. Um, oh, first home 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:13.480 is a good one. Well, I mean, but so many 0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:17.400 go home. I mean like a yeah, okay, I feel 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:20.000 like she's gonna like this one. Chasen. Al Right, does 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:23.240 anybody want to pick cam? Alright, I'm not so you 0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:29.240 can cross him off by cam, Okay, you can cam. 0:20:30.160 --> 0:20:33.560 His picture is so much worse than everyone else. Oh yeah, 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:36.640 pictures are always so terrible, Like I don't know how 0:20:36.800 --> 0:20:40.160 they take such horrible photos of them. So we have Chasen. 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:43.000 He's a twenty seven year old pilot. He's cute. I 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:45.639 think she's gonna like him. It's a bad jacket, but 0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:48.119 but you know what they I'm sure they didn't pick it. 0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:51.119 According to Chason, women always love a man in uniform, 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:54.159 so naturally he became a commercial airline pilot. He's a 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:58.119 soft spoken charmer who refers to himself as a forever wingman. 0:20:58.880 --> 0:21:01.200 He's ready just spread his wings and fine love. He 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:04.359 loves watching The Bachelor and drinking cocktails with his mom. 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:08.800 He once bought a Tiffany necklace for a girlfriend, but 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:10.520 she dumped him before he could give it to her, 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:14.359 so he gave it to her sister instead. I hope 0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:16.680 he potentially goes to hometown so we can see his 0:21:16.840 --> 0:21:23.280 lush of a mother. Yeah. I think he's going to 0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:26.119 go to Paradise. I'm gonna not. I don't want him. 0:21:26.119 --> 0:21:28.720 Does anybody want him? All right? Anna? You want to 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:34.280 read Connor J? Yeah, let's say, do you need a 0:21:34.320 --> 0:21:39.360 better pen? Yeah? I don't think Connor J. His dad 0:21:39.560 --> 0:21:41.639 pennas dead. We're going to use this. That one's kind 0:21:41.680 --> 0:21:44.639 of going to all right, here we go. Okay, you're up, Anna. 0:21:44.680 --> 0:21:47.280 You want to read counter Jay? Alright? Connor Jay has 0:21:47.320 --> 0:21:50.639 no chance? Okay. He's a sales manager. He's twenty eight, 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:53.560 and he's from Newport Beach Um. He's looking for a 0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:55.720 woman with whom he can build a life of love 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:58.040 and fun. He's full of charisma and it's someone that 0:21:58.080 --> 0:21:59.840 will always open your door and pull out your ch 0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:03.040 He's a kind of guy, that guy your dad wants 0:22:03.080 --> 0:22:07.320 you to end up with. His biggest turn off as 0:22:07.359 --> 0:22:10.320 a girl who gossips. Okay, good luck with that. Connor 0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:13.080 has been to forty out of fifty states in the US. 0:22:13.400 --> 0:22:15.840 I like his grandmother, his grandmother says, he deserves a 0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:20.080 sexy woman who's ready to give her grand Now, I 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:22.040 mean I like the grandmother. I'm into that. I don't 0:22:22.080 --> 0:22:24.320 either have the grandmother on is a no, I'm going 0:22:24.359 --> 0:22:29.440 to cross him off. Okay, you want to read Connors? Okay, 0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:33.960 I feel like looks like a dick that might do well. Yeah, 0:22:34.720 --> 0:22:37.040 I'm gonna put him in for sure. He's an investment 0:22:37.200 --> 0:22:40.639 analyst from Dallas, Texas. Connor s is a travel junkie 0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:44.840