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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to build for you.

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello, is this Freddy? M?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Freddy?

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Speaker 1: Was it Freddy? I like that name. It reminds me

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Speaker 1: of a character from a movie series that I liked

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Speaker 1: a lot and nightmares. And I'm sorry, I'll probably get

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Speaker 1: that a lot, don't you, Freddy? Oh? Is it? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. My name is Juniper

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Speaker 1: and I'm calling from Aikia, the Swedish furniture website. I'm

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Speaker 1: the one that's going to be assembling your furniture today, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I'm very excited to get to work. You're from Ikea. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the furniture is simply that you ordered.

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Speaker 2: All right, what time are you supposed to be at

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Speaker 2: my house?

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Speaker 1: Well, it said three o'clock this afternoon, but I'm prepared

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Speaker 1: to start whenever you need me. I brought my own cutlery.

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Speaker 2: Cutlery what what? Why do you need cutlory to assemble furniture?

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Speaker 1: Well, to open the boxes. I'm assuming you haven't opened

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Speaker 1: the boxes yet. I hope not.

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Speaker 2: No, I have not white cutlery. Why not like a

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Speaker 2: box knife?

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Speaker 1: I like to cut the boxes open myself and lay

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Speaker 1: the wood out and let it breathe for a while.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know why do you sound like that? Like?

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Speaker 2: Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I'm great and do what I love Every single

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Speaker 1: day I get to put together mom.

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Speaker 2: Is this how you talk? Is this how you talk?

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Speaker 2: Or are you like they're starting to freak me out?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know why you're freaked out. I just

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Speaker 1: I'm letting you know that I'm available whenever you need

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Speaker 1: me to begin work. I just have to get myself

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Speaker 1: out of the box first and then I'll get started.

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Speaker 2: Hold up, what do you mean out of the box.

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Speaker 1: It's just a term that I use for getting started

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Speaker 1: on taking all the furniture out of the boxes and

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Speaker 1: piecing them together in your living room or wherever you

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Speaker 1: want me to be. Sometimes it's very frustrating putting together

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Speaker 1: that furniture, isn't it. Sometimes people get angry and they

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Speaker 1: put it together. I've seen that before. Dude.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you're on drugs or what your

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Speaker 2: problem is, but I'm calling Ikea right now. I do

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Speaker 2: not want you anywhere near my house. I don't want

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Speaker 2: you touching my furniture. I don't want you. I don't

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Speaker 2: want you doing anything that has to do with me.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling them right now, and I'm canceling everything. I

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Speaker 2: will put together my own furniture. I don't care how

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Speaker 2: frustrating it is. But my man, you are not gay

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Speaker 2: getting inside my house. You are not coming to my house.

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Speaker 1: Okay? So should I exit the property? Then? If you

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Speaker 1: don't want me to be putting.

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Speaker 2: Together, you mean should you exit the property? What the

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Speaker 2: hell does that mean? Are you in my house?

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Speaker 1: Will? The boxes were delivered yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the boxes were delivered. They're in my house.

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: What the you're saying? Are you in one of the

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Speaker 2: boxes that was delivered?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I thought it'd be a surprise for you, But it's.

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Speaker 2: Surprise you damn right at a surprise.

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Speaker 1: If you don't want me to put together your furniture,

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Speaker 1: I can cut myself out using my sharp knives.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna call the police right now, right now,

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Speaker 2: you're all I'm pressing charges. I'm calling IKEA. Holy, are

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Speaker 2: you in my house right now?

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Speaker 1: If you call IKEA, you may have to give them

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Speaker 1: a different name because they might not know my name.

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Speaker 2: Holy. Right now, I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna hang

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Speaker 2: up right now, the cops, Freddy.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jebel from the Jewbel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone break on you and your girlfriend Casey. Set you up,

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Speaker 1: good book. It's a joke. She said that you guys

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Speaker 1: got some of my Kia boxes the other day and

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Speaker 1: we're waiting for a furniture as simply person to call

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Speaker 1: you and she wanted to freak you out. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings on the twenties,