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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Niki Glaser Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Here's Nicky, Yeah, Noah's out.

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Speaker 2: Noah has no voice today, she's here with us.

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Speaker 3: Hi, it's Sneaky Glaser. It's Sneaky Glaser podcast. Welcome to it.

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Speaker 3: Another week of shows beginning right now. I'm in Saint Louis, Missouri.

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Speaker 3: Noah is in Arizona with no voice. Noah, I do

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Speaker 3: want to just give him a little sample.

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Speaker 2: A little bit.

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Speaker 4: I mean I could. It's on here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. What if we have new listeners, you know, they're

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Speaker 3: listening for the first time and they just.

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Speaker 2: Hear Here's yeah, Well that sucks, man.

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Speaker 1: I had a sinus infection and it traveled to my throat.

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Speaker 2: That's a really good Noah. I'm working on it.

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Speaker 3: I have all my girlfriends have gentle, angelic voices, and

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Speaker 3: I do not.

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Speaker 1: And Noah is gentle and kind in our spirit too.

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Speaker 2: Although what was it she said when we were We

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Speaker 2: can't even repeat it. Oh, we can't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't even remember who it was about, but it

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Speaker 1: was so funny.

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Speaker 3: It was Noah can just be so harsh sometimes because

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Speaker 3: you think she's just so sweet and everything is just

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Speaker 3: like she's just like kind about everything and understanding like,

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Speaker 3: well maybe he just was feeling, you know, a little

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Speaker 3: certained by that, and like she's never like that piece

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Speaker 3: of shit, like, but sometimes she is like it could

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Speaker 3: be really and.

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Speaker 1: She's like he's a disgusting bore.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well zach on love is wine.

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Speaker 3: She famously thinks said he's a wreck, and when we

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Speaker 3: have all been just kind of like defending him, and

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Speaker 3: she just goes, oh, he's a wreck.

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Speaker 2: It was just her on.

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Speaker 3: The couch in the corner, like hadn't said much that day,

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Speaker 3: and it was just the I couldn't stop laughing.

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Speaker 2: I know, I think it was the funny.

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Speaker 3: And then she said something this weekend that was really

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Speaker 3: mean out of nowhere, and I could not stop. I'll

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Speaker 3: tell you later. We can't sell it on the pod.

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Speaker 3: And it's not because I'm trying to leave you guys out.

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Speaker 3: It's just I don't want anyone's feelings to get hurt.

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Speaker 3: And it was Brian. It's not about you. It just

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Speaker 3: uh no, never about Brian. Only nice things about Brian.

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Speaker 2: Brian. Francie's here.

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Speaker 3: Everyone, he's in La Yeah, hello, everybody, trying trying to

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Speaker 3: mix it up a little bit.

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Speaker 2: I never lose my voice and like go away. That

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Speaker 2: makes people feel bad.

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Speaker 3: Like whenever I'm feeling sick, it's I want some sickness

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Speaker 3: to like come.

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Speaker 2: Out in my voice. I mean it was a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Like nasally a couple of weeks ago, but I could

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Speaker 3: still talk. I want to be taken out.

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Speaker 1: Well, it was fun right when you had your vocal

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Speaker 1: surgery because you were like, oh yeah, jah, hi guys,

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Speaker 1: it's so great to see you. Well, hi, HELLI you.

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Speaker 2: Who is this woman? I can still talk like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it will come out.

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Speaker 5: I don't think Noah's doing this.

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Speaker 6: But whenever I don't think you're doing this, Noah, okay,

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Speaker 6: whenever someone loses their voice, I think they're faking it,

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Speaker 6: and I go just talk.

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Speaker 5: Don't you feel that you ever lost your voice?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's like talk normal.

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Speaker 5: Stop doing the well.

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Speaker 2: People like to be sick because they get attention and

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Speaker 2: they're just like just like they just kind of like.

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Speaker 3: They just like you don't clear their nose a little

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Speaker 3: little of a coughing fit, and you're like, I don't

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Speaker 3: need to even finish this sentence, but they go like wait,

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Speaker 3: wait and you go now, just abandon it. I can

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Speaker 3: going to tell me. Yeah, people like to be sick.

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Speaker 3: It feels good because you get attention. I don't know

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Speaker 3: how I don't have hypochondria because I love attention. Clearly,

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Speaker 3: I chose a field where I get attention constantly and

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Speaker 3: people are constantly reaffirming we like you, we like you, laughter, laughter,

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Speaker 3: How did my psyche not go? When you get sick,

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Speaker 3: don't like feeling bad for me. I don't want attention.

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Speaker 3: I know answer my own site because I go analyze myself.

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Speaker 3: I don't want attention for something I didn't work hard

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Speaker 3: I think I can never get a facelift or anything

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Speaker 3: like that, because I will not accept help from others

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Speaker 3: for something that's like I want my jawline to be

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Speaker 3: more snatched, need.

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Speaker 1: Someone to trade out your drains on your facelift because

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Speaker 1: you know I.

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Speaker 3: But still they need to do that because I want

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Speaker 3: to look hotter.

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Speaker 2: That's not a good enough reason. So you'll be like,

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Speaker 3: Well, I will ask for help from my boyfriend, who

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Speaker 2: And be like, I just didn't need you to do this.

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Speaker 3: he wouldn't stop me from it, right because even this

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Speaker 3: this summer, I was like, I need a facelift before

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Speaker 3: and he was like, well, where do you think you

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Speaker 3: he's not saying you don't need it, you're crazy.

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Speaker 2: He already believes that. I know he does, but he's

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Speaker 3: off work to get that done? And I'm thinking June, July, September.

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Speaker 3: My dates are looking a little like Swift.

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Speaker 2: Uh oh yeah, it might.

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Speaker 3: Prevent me from going to see Taylor Swift. Is that

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Speaker 3: what you're saying? Yes, yes, it might. Well I would

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Speaker 3: go with drains and patches on my face, I just

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Speaker 3: write thirteen on them or whatever or like some lyrics reputation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be my.

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Speaker 3: Listen, she reinvents herself every album. I is a faceliff,

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Speaker 3: I just uh, I don't want I don't want you

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Speaker 3: hate pity.

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Speaker 2: Anya hates Pityah stand it.

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Speaker 3: More than anything, especially if it's online from can I

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Speaker 3: just say besties, don't ever go up to Anya if

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Speaker 3: the merch booth at our shows.

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Speaker 2: Don't go like, hey, I'm really pulling.

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Speaker 3: that Anya. Anya may have been upset one day in

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Speaker 1: To any friend, stranger, family member. And I'm gonna say

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Speaker 2: Don't have friends and family members listening. That's why I

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Speaker 2: said be not just me.

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Speaker 1: Do not pick up a conversation in the middle of

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Speaker 1: something apropos of nothing like don't I have friends that

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Speaker 1: do this where they'll be like, oh my god, crazy

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Speaker 1: about that raccoon, and I'm like what and they'll be

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Speaker 1: that possome insane and I don't pay you.

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Speaker 3: Back because I understand that people listen to the podcast

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Speaker 3: like the way I watch TV shows where they're like

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Speaker 3: tracking the things that happen, and it's just it stays

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Speaker 3: insular into this thing. My things they associate with us

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Speaker 3: are things that they hear on this podcast, whereas my

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Speaker 2: So I forget some of those things so.

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Speaker 1: You appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: I guess I don't miss so specific.

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Speaker 1: But if somebody is just like they give you something

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Speaker 3: I have one girl and it's it stayed with me

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Speaker 3: I gave you that.

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Speaker 3: But don't act like you are Betty Ford over here.

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Speaker 3: But I don't think she wants people to like she

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Speaker 3: I love you?

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Speaker 2: I hid to get this up problem. You're number one.

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Speaker 3: No people to me this weekend they go I had

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Speaker 3: what was her name, Monique shout out to Monique, who

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Speaker 3: You're the best. And I was like, oh my god, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was sad that I didn't because she was in

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Speaker 3: Atlanta and she did three shows and I just I won,

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Speaker 3: and her secret songs choices were I mean, if those songs,

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Speaker 3: I'm happy I got begin again. Great song. I've learned

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Speaker 2: I would have died.

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Speaker 2: In Los Angeles. No is in Arizona.

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Speaker 3: Anya's here in studio, she's She was with me all weekend,

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Speaker 2: Loved it.

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Speaker 1: Something so strange and magical.

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Speaker 2: It was gorgeous to be underwater and ago.

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Speaker 1: The air is like the same temperature as your oh,

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Speaker 1: I want to go to that place wherever it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but Nikki killed. We saw Noah in person.

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Speaker 2: It's fun to hang. Noah came to a photo shoot

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Speaker 6: That was Oh yeah, tell us what happened? Tell us

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Speaker 6: the results of the photo shoot. Why were you gasping

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Speaker 3: He's gonna send me all the pictures of the gasp

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Speaker 3: But I was thinking I wanted to have did I

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Speaker 3: tell you already that what I wanted. I wanted to

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Speaker 3: say aging female comic finds a way to get naked,

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Speaker 3: and not have it be about getting naked, like aging

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Speaker 3: to address what's going on, which is like whenever this

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Speaker 1: Be like exhibitionist comedian Aging exhibitionist comedian finds a way

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I just wanted to just call out exactly

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Speaker 3: so like, if it's cringe, I want to call it

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Speaker 2: But as I know that if I saw it, I'd

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Speaker 1: I don't think that a lot of people want to

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Speaker 1: dying to get naked, Yes.

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Speaker 2: You would, really what why else would she do it?

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Speaker 3: Because a guy pressured her into it like that. That

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Speaker 3: doesn't I mean, that does happen, But like that happens

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Speaker 3: with young girls who are hot and everyone wants to

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Speaker 3: see their bodies. With women that are like pushing forty,

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Speaker 3: we need an excuse to get hot, we need I

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong about it.

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 3: You just want to You're grasping onto this thing that's

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Speaker 3: flying away from you every day and falling off your body.

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Speaker 3: Every day you're grasping on like this. It might be

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Speaker 3: the last day I'm hot or the last day I'm fuckable.

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Speaker 3: And so it's just now the world look at me

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Speaker 3: you know, twenty, I've been looked at like this, and

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Speaker 3: now I'm losing it twenty years later. It's freaking me out.

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Speaker 3: Please see me as this, don't forget me as this.

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Speaker 4: When when the photographer when he was taking your photos

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Speaker 2: You just know how to work the camera.

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Speaker 3: I want to say, oh, I've gained fifteen pounds, so

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Speaker 3: it was a rough day. But yes, I felt.

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Speaker 4: The same way. I was like, Wow, I wish I

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Speaker 4: took like more photos, maybe even like professionally done photos

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Speaker 4: when I was younger, because like now, there's a lot

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Speaker 4: of like creases. And Avey took this photo of me

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Speaker 4: with your mom's friend Kathy under like the worst stage ever.

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Speaker 2: I like almost wanted to chop my head off.

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Speaker 3: I know, dude, some of that stage lighting can be

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Speaker 3: you've seen any of the instagrams where girls go I

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Speaker 3: before and now this is me relaxed body with different lighting,

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Speaker 2: It's kidding, but am I I mean?

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Speaker 3: Or like to me, I would feel I feel unlovable

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Speaker 3: when I look disgusting.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's the thing. It's like you don't.

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Speaker 3: Your body doesn't work any less better when you look

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Speaker 3: And that's and people go, that's so sad. It's like,

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Speaker 3: why is it sad? It's true. Hot people get more attention,

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Speaker 3: they get more protection, people care about them, and thus

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Speaker 3: you will be rescued in Like if there's people will

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Speaker 3: care about you more. I just there's nothing wrong with

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Speaker 3: wanting to stay hot. You just want people to love you.

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Speaker 5: It helps your career too, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Which which helps me get money, which helps me take

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Speaker 3: care of the people I love. It all comes down to,

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Speaker 3: like I want to be loved or me having a

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Speaker 3: there are still they'll stay around me and like me

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Speaker 3: more and I won't be alone. Everything that I do

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Speaker 3: to look hot, the pursuit of hotness, is not because

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Speaker 3: I want Dix inside me, penetrating my body. I want

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Speaker 3: so much common me. It's like I want people to

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Speaker 3: like me, and is that such a crime?

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Speaker 2: Like I got really.

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Speaker 3: Upset about it this weekend because I did it documentary

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Speaker 3: about her, like just like it is a series called

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Speaker 3: The Dark Side of Comedy, so it's talking about like all.

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Speaker 2: Of I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I watched her documentary the night before I shot it,

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Speaker 3: and it's so good. It's for free on YouTube. It's

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Speaker 3: called a Piece of Work.

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Speaker 2: It is so good.

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Speaker 3: I saw it twelve years ago, but it's so much

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Speaker 3: more red in it now with me. But she was

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Speaker 3: the first person to be open about her plastics. I

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Speaker 3: don't want to say the first person, but like one

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Speaker 3: she got the brunt of all the jokes of like

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Speaker 3: because and she fucked up her face. It's like all

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Speaker 3: she wanted was to be pretty and to have people

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Speaker 3: think she's pretty. Not because she wanted to be pretty,

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Speaker 3: it's just it equals love. And why is that so sad?

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Speaker 3: Why is that so embarrassing? Why, Like, if you really

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Speaker 3: get to the root of it, the Kardashians just want

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Speaker 3: to be loved. They don't, yeah, Brian, they and they

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Speaker 3: also want to alienate everyone else, so like, you can't

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Speaker 3: ever look as good as me. You want to be

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Speaker 3: on the top so that you get into the lifeboats

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Speaker 3: before everyone else.

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Speaker 2: Women and children first, women and children. I'm serious.

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Speaker 6: The world is filled with trolls and whenphiles and pedophiles

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Speaker 6: and when you when you do something like that to yourself,

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Speaker 6: wanted to attack you, no matter what you did.

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Speaker 3: Yes, because then have it done. This is the this

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Speaker 3: is what happens with plastic surgery. If you don't have

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Speaker 3: it done, you look old and you kind of get

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Speaker 3: less attention and less work. Right, if you do have

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Speaker 3: it done, you also get less work because you look

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Speaker 3: freakish and no one wants to put that in a movie,

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Speaker 3: and you get judged for being so desperate. It's so

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Speaker 3: it's a pick me kind of thing, like you're needy,

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Speaker 3: so you can't really win either way, and people, I

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Speaker 3: just am so tired of this. What did she do

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Speaker 3: to her face? She ruined her face? And I've said

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Speaker 3: this before. She didn't want to ruin her face. It

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Speaker 3: was like that wasn't her goal. She wasn't like trying

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Speaker 3: to Marilyn Manson and like make you hate the way

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Speaker 3: she looks, and like challenge the way you know. Like

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Speaker 3: some people do try to do body modification to like

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Speaker 3: alienate themselves, but it also is a cry for help

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Speaker 3: and love and attention. If someone like gets a lizard

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Speaker 3: horn put on the middle of their head there, or

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Speaker 3: you know, face tattoos like up the wazoo, it's like

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Speaker 3: a cry for help.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, it should be nicer health.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I have a short fire way to make you

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Speaker 6: look more attractive that you can do at home for free.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, oh what is this?

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Speaker 5: No, I have it. No, it's not a joke. I

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Speaker 5: have a new thing.

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Speaker 2: What is it. We'll find out right after the break

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Speaker 2: after this. I can't wait to find out. I think

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Speaker 2: you're trolling us. We'll find out. All right, we're back.

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Speaker 3: Brian Frangie has a surefire thing you can do it

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Speaker 3: at home for free.

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Speaker 6: Did you say it's absolutely free and you can do it.

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Speaker 3: And make yourself more attractive? Does it involve pancakes? Does

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Speaker 3: it evolve like a chair sit up or something like

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Speaker 3: a chair push up?

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Speaker 1: No? Oh, I know it's hanging upside down.

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Speaker 3: Hanging yourself, your pupil drained from your body and you

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Speaker 3: will be elves later.

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Speaker 5: It involves your tongue.

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Speaker 2: Is it mewing? I've been talking about it is? It's mewing?

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The girls chat once where you go like mew no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: you know that you like your chin comes out more,

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Speaker 3: and then you like cut down, don't make that noise?

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Speaker 5: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Important makes me sick.

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Speaker 3: If you look at a diagram of one mewing, it's

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Speaker 3: one of the grossest thing you've ever seen in your life.

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Speaker 1: My time, I'm going to pull you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I would prefer that then continuing this mewing conversation.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what is it?

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Speaker 5: Brian?

442
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,520
Speaker 2: Will you demonstrating?

443
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,080
Speaker 6: Is all about your tongue position. Here's here's a question

444
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:46,160
Speaker 6: for you. Where normally where is your tongue in your mouth?

445
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,439
Speaker 1: Nikkah?

446
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,680
Speaker 5: So where in your mouth is your tongue?

447
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,320
Speaker 3: Well, this is interesting because I take voice lessons, and

448
00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:57,800
Speaker 3: the tongue is the very most important thing in your

449
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,239
Speaker 3: voice control, and your your tongue is supposed to to

450
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,679
Speaker 3: be relaxed and just tucked into bed, just like in

451
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,600
Speaker 3: your mouth, just like not really moving and like just.

452
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 5: Relax, wear in your mouth, on the bottom of your mouth.

453
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,080
Speaker 3: Just like nestled in its bed in like in like

454
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,840
Speaker 3: in your teeth like you know, like like the teeth

455
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,640
Speaker 3: is like a bed and your tongue is like in

456
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,200
Speaker 3: that bed.

457
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,480
Speaker 2: That is like the teeth is like the bed frame.

458
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,200
Speaker 5: That is the wrong place for your tongue.

459
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,760
Speaker 2: To be hot. Okay, where should.

460
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,040
Speaker 6: Be if you want to be hot your tongue. If

461
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,320
Speaker 6: you want to be hot and you don't want to

462
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,040
Speaker 6: clench at night, you don't want to grind at night,

463
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,639
Speaker 6: your tongue needs to be on the roof of your mouth.

464
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,560
Speaker 1: Yep, I just felt my whole neck go up.

465
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,640
Speaker 2: I felt to go down.

466
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:41,960
Speaker 1: Look, hold on, look relax and yeah, okay, now I

467
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,359
Speaker 1: can see your profile rest in the bed. Put your

468
00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,480
Speaker 1: tongue in the bed. Okay, now put the tongue on

469
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 1: the soft palate, on the top of your mouth or

470
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:54,440
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck You just got a mini really yeah, it's.

471
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,320
Speaker 5: Not even just instantaneous science.

472
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,439
Speaker 2: Put it on the bed. Put it into bed. Now,

473
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,920
Speaker 2: put it on the top. WHOA, why does that do that? God?

474
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:05,119
Speaker 1: Is it amazing?

475
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:05,439
Speaker 6: You?

476
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,040
Speaker 2: Wait? So you should always do that in photo shoot.

477
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 6: The proper the proper tongue position is you make a

478
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 6: it's almost like suction to the roof of your mouth,

479
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 6: and you cluck like a chicken, like like that, like

480
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 6: that clacking noise. If you you want your tongue to

481
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 6: be flat against the roof of your mouth, uh up.

482
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,800
Speaker 6: Your tongue should not be touching your teeth. It should

483
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,160
Speaker 6: be before your teeth, all the way flat even the.

484
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 2: Back singing ever, Yeah, okay, and.

485
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,919
Speaker 6: That's where it should be twenty four to seven. And

486
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 6: if you do it's hard.

487
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,439
Speaker 2: You're supposed to breathe.

488
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,719
Speaker 6: If you breathe through your nose. If you breath through

489
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,400
Speaker 6: your mouth, your chin will sag.

490
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 2: And yeah, breathing. That's why you're supposed to tape your

491
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 2: mouth at night.

492
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 6: Yes, so you breathe through your nose, you keep your

493
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 6: tongue up high. And they've scientifically proven that over the

494
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,160
Speaker 6: course of time, especially if you're especially if you're a teenager,

495
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 6: your your face structure, your chin will be more defined

496
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 6: and your face will get pushed out and you will

497
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,359
Speaker 6: be one more attractive.

498
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,879
Speaker 5: And it's completely free.

499
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 6: And if you just pay fourteen ninety nine a month

500
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,159
Speaker 6: for my system, I can teach it to you.

501
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 5: At home.

502
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 3: Okay, this is blowing my mind, but I just know

503
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,400
Speaker 3: I'm never going to do this. This is almost like posture,

504
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 3: you know, like I think I can't keep.

505
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 2: It in check.

506
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 3: And there's all these like things you can buy where

507
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 3: you have a little censor on the back of you're

508
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,879
Speaker 3: in It beeps if you need to sit up more straight.

509
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 1: But remember when Nikki had done Dancing with the Stars,

510
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 1: had just finished it or maybe was no.

511
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,119
Speaker 3: I was doing the Alexander technique. That was not Dancing

512
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,440
Speaker 3: with the Stars related. Yes it what No, it wasn't.

513
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 3: Alexander technique was when I was sitting straight up.

514
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you don't even know what I'm gonna say.

515
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 2: I kind of do. Okay, no you don't.

516
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,199
Speaker 1: We're walking down the street in New York City and

517
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: she was like glad, but taught me how to walk.

518
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 2: Like, oh yeah, I know how to do that. Put

519
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 2: your feet first, point your toes first.

520
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,719
Speaker 1: So she was walking down the street and I was like,

521
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:44,639
Speaker 1: this is hard.

522
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 3: I tried to do it for ten It's impossible. Sometimes,

523
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 3: I yeah, I remember. Alexander technique was the same way.

524
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 1: I can show you if you want.

525
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was doing just yeah, he got so mad

526
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 3: at me. It's well, that looks stupid. It looks like

527
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 3: you're on a tight one.

528
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 7: You look like a Nazi. That's like a Nazi. You

529
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 7: look like you're goose stepping.

530
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you don't have to point it so, but yeah,

531
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,679
Speaker 3: if you just glide and you land with your the

532
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 3: ball of your foot first, it looks way sexier.

533
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 2: Also, the number one thing is to my hips are.

534
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 3: Always like out like forward, that's for sure. Oh they're

535
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,239
Speaker 3: fucking fibbing all day. Mine go out and I kind

536
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 3: of like bend like a banana, like a forward banana.

537
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 1: When I say it, Oh, same, that's like the arched

538
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 1: back thing. But I like this right, if you stick

539
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: your buns out.

540
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 2: And you are like a centaur, you look so hot.

541
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 2: There's there's all these tricks.

542
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,959
Speaker 6: And you do that thing where you're thinking, like that

543
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,159
Speaker 6: girl from the Bacher are at the Bachelor that you

544
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 6: do you mean that thing where you just keep turning

545
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 6: your head.

546
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you tilt your head.

547
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 5: Can you imagine.

548
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 6: Stand walk on the heels of her feet or the

549
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 6: end the thing at the same time so she's mewing.

550
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 8: Oh.

551
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 3: My new thing is like girls in bikinis on Instagram.

552
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 3: Always have to like fuck with the straps and they

553
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 3: always have to like whenever they're doing anything, they always

554
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 3: have to like adjust. It's like put the bikini off

555
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 3: and just wear it. We always want to see them

556
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 3: go like this the straps. They have to go like

557
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 3: like this on the bottom and they're like kind of readjusting.

558
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, all about it wearing this all day?

559
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 1: What do you mean the same as what you talk

560
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: about with like the little thing on the lip.

561
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeswear their lip just move.

562
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 3: It's like they're boomerangs, you know, like it'll repeat over

563
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 3: and over and it's just then like kind of taking

564
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 3: it off and it's like it's i know.

565
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 1: Being a sexual thing. It's like the thing on the end.

566
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 2: They just want people to love them.

567
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 3: And this just works better than just standing still and

568
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 3: not adjusting your swimsuit because I guess the adjusting makes

569
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 3: you feel like they're taking it off in some way.

570
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 6: And also it's movement tracks the eye. You know, you

571
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 6: gotta keep everything moving.

572
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 3: Well, Brian, I just want to say you this weekend went,

573
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 3: you hung, you were with you seen my boyfriend more

574
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 3: than I have this weekend. That's right, he was in La.

575
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 3: I forgot that even went there. All of a sudden,

576
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 3: He's in l A And I'm like, oh hot, I

577
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 3: didn't cool. We're close by kind of because I was

578
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 3: in Nevada. But you went to a Laker game with them? No?

579
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 2: No, No, Dodger game last night.

580
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, Dodgers, Cardinals, the Dodgers, the Saint Louis Cardinals.

581
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: They happened to be tired, was my boyfriend?

582
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 5: He didn't seem very tired. Did he say he was tired?

583
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I just don't want oh, I.

584
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 5: Don't want to blow up his spide.

585
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 2: If he was, I'm glad he wasn't tired.

586
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 3: If he told you he said, your boy is tirer, yeah,

587
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 3: it's a lot of ours.

588
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I think he was.

589
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,360
Speaker 6: Just you know, you weren't able to ratchet it up.

590
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 6: I think at any time. And if if the circumstances.

591
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, did you have fun? What do you guys do?

592
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 3: Tell me all the scoop? Did you talk about me?

593
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 2: What happened?

594
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 6: He said, we pretty much talked about you exclusively.

595
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 3: He did say that you talked about me with his

596
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 3: friend Nick too. End of the night, he was like,

597
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 3: they love my girl, and it makes me. They they

598
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 3: really appro like he loves when people approve of me

599
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 3: to him, which I don't hate either.

600
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I apparently I got some approval.

601
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 5: Yeah you were.

602
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,959
Speaker 2: He asked for your my hand in marriage from you guys.

603
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 1: Brian has to give the green light, he asked.

604
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 6: He asked, like, what's the best way to propose to

605
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 6: someone that you are?

606
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: And Brian's like, put your tongue on the roof of

607
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 1: your mouth, wait two more years until she feels ready.

608
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

609
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 3: It's like everyone always thinks I'm just waiting around and like,

610
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 3: why hasn't he proposed yet?

611
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 2: In it's me, Hi, I'm not ready, it's me, I'm ready.

612
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 6: Well, you know how in baseball they change the rules

613
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 6: this year where you're only allowed to have twenty seconds

614
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 6: or fifteen seconds in between each pitch, so the pitch

615
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 6: happens quicker.

616
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 2: I see, the games are not so the games aren't

617
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 2: so long.

618
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 6: I suggested that for the proposal, I said, maybe you

619
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 6: should put a time.

620
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 3: Oh, that would be great. I don't want him to

621
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 3: do it at a big thing. I don't want it

622
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 3: to be a big spectacle. I just and he'd better

623
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 3: tell me beforehand. I think most people when they get married,

624
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 3: they have a talk like you'll say yes, right, like

625
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 3: we're already living together. This is like we've talked about

626
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 3: getting married. We like know it's in the air. No

627
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 3: one just like springs it on people. And he would

628
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 3: not do that. And by the way, he's not. It's

629
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 3: not like I'm the one that's like, I don't want

630
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 3: to get married yet he I don't think wants to either.

631
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 3: But we both talked about it like it's in it's

632
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 3: in the air. But if he were to propose, I

633
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 3: would go, what are you like? I would be mad

634
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 3: because I didn't have any heads.

635
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 2: Up, you know what I mean.

636
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 1: I didn't have a heads up.

637
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 2: But I guess.

638
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 3: You knew you were living together for years at that point.

639
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: That wasn't Matt k new like from day one that

640
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: that's what I wanted.

641
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: What Matt knew from day one, that's.

642
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 3: That's what you wanted to marry him. Even before you

643
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 3: guys were together, he would have married him. So yeah, yeah, it's.

644
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 5: You don't want to be surprised. You wouldn't want to

645
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 5: be surprised.

646
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 3: No, I wanted to be I would like it to

647
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 3: happen when I I don't see it coming, but I

648
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 3: don't want it to happen where it's like we haven't

649
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 3: talked about, like I don't want a glimmer of a

650
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 3: thing of like Babe, I don't think I'm ready yet.

651
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 3: Like if he did it today, I'd go, I'd say

652
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 3: yes for the people watching because I didn't wouldn't want

653
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 3: to embarrass him, but I'd go, Babe, this is gonna

654
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 3: be a long engagement, like we gotta we gotta pass

655
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 3: through some hoops before.

656
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 2: I mean, he would never do it right now.

657
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 3: He's not an idiot, Like we're both not we haven't

658
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 3: we I just would want to both be on the

659
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 3: same page as like, yes, let's get married. I'm ready

660
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 3: to be engaged, and then you can take the year

661
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 3: to decide when to do it. I'm not gonna be

662
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 3: like waiting around, but yeah, I wanted to be special.

663
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 2: He'll do something. R you don't want something in public?

664
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 3: Like no, at that point, I wouldn't mind something in

665
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 3: public because we want to trot. I wouldn't mind that

666
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 3: if he knows that I'm game, you know, and but

667
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 3: he did if he knows I'm gay, then lock it

668
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 3: down because it'll be hard order for me to ever

669
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 3: pursue those interests if I have a right on my banker. Yeah,

670
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 3: so you had a good time.

671
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 5: There was a will you marry me?

672
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 6: On the JumboTron at the Dodgers game, But it was

673
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 6: so fast there's no I got to assume it was

674
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 6: a joke, like someone said, oh, I'll do it as

675
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 6: a joke. So my friends heyes, will you marry me?

676
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 6: And then like ha ha, But then is it really

677
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 6: a joke? Are you trying to right? But it went

678
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 6: up so fast there was no reaction to it. I

679
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,239
Speaker 6: can't imagine the person even saw it. Can you imagine

680
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 6: you set up but will you marry me?

681
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 5: On the JumboTron?

682
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 6: And then the person doesn't see it, like they'd go

683
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 6: to the bathroom and then it's up there.

684
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 3: I think that's a great story. I would rather that

685
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 3: than have it all go right. I always want to

686
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 3: get on the kiss cam. Oh I'm dying. I always

687
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 3: gonna casually when I'm at games, like the kiss cam's

688
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 3: up and I'm kind of just like trying to Like

689
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 3: Chris is on the like maybe talking to me or

690
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 3: someone next to me is talking to me, but I'm

691
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 3: like dead focus, like I'm ready for the kiss cam

692
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: in the case it happens like.

693
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 2: We were applying left gluss.

694
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, or if there's like a cam where it's

695
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 3: like dancing where you're like doing the twin, I'm like

696
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 3: doing the twists like kind of like a little bit

697
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 3: just to let the camera op know, Like, hey, that

698
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 3: girl would be game if we.

699
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 2: Put it on her. Yeah. Like, I'm always looking to

700
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 2: get on to perform in some way.

701
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: Are you incognito at those events or are you like

702
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: I'm out, I'm.

703
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 2: Not, I'm out.

704
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 3: I'm like to be I like, I gut. I like

705
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 3: getting recognized. We had happened once at Taylor Swift both concerts.

706
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 3: I only got recognized once at each time, which is

707
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 3: perfectly fine.

708
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: That's wild to me because you're so recognizable and tall too,

709
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: and well like I saw Nikki get recond. We were

710
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: walking through a restaurant and we went to dinner with

711
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: David Spade in Vegas, and I saw at least one

712
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: family completely lead like.

713
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 3: But I think there were more people, say at least two,

714
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 3: But you go at least one restaurant.

715
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: Walking through a restaurant, we see a cute blonde girl

716
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: who's probably I would say, like twenty nine thirty right there,

717
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: and you just see her eyes bug out and then

718
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: she looks at her whole family and I see it

719
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: in slow motion.

720
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 2: She goes, that's sicky Glazer and I just all turned around.

721
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 2: It was so cute.

722
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: She was just completely freaked out and so starstruck.

723
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 2: I was cute.

724
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice. Yeah, it happened, like I feel. It

725
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 3: happens sometimes, but I just don't don't. I don't want

726
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 3: to ruin it for them by seeing them, so I

727
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 3: try to like not but.

728
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: You're not like a sunglasses hat type of girl at

729
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: those events.

730
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 3: No, Sometimes well, walking around the casino. This weekend, I

731
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 3: was in Vegas with Spade at the Venetian. Thank you

732
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 3: to all the besties who came out, and also to

733
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 3: all the besties that came out to the Tucson shows.

734
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 3: I don't want to be my poster is everywhere. I

735
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 3: don't want to be recognized in that circumstance because I

736
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 3: look so shitty, and I don't want them to say

737
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 3: something mean about the show they saw maybe last night.

738
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 3: I'm just avoiding if at a meet and greet people

739
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 3: never say anything mean, but like if you just run

740
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 3: into people that were like in the elevator, like, yeah,

741
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 3: we got to take a to your show pretty good,

742
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 3: Like they could say something I don't want. I'm just

743
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 3: trying not to get insulted.

744
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 2: Glad I didn't bring the kids.

745
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 3: So that's what I'll wear a baseball cap with the

746
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 3: sunglasses is to just not deal with that. Or I

747
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 3: wear baseball capt sunglasses to not talk to anyone, not

748
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 3: because I'm Nikki Glazer comedian, but like, I don't want

749
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 3: anyone talking to me, right, and it really shuts you

750
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 3: off to the world.

751
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 2: And it's yeah, it's just but if.

752
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: You're out at a Lakers game or something.

753
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 3: No, I would never I would want to be recognized

754
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 3: there because it's never going to be overwhelming for me.

755
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 3: I'm not that famous. It's always going to be a treat.

756
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 3: But I don't want to be recognized. If you've seen

757
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 3: my show that night before and you're a person in

758
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 3: a bikini, have you guys.

759
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: Someone talking about your show right after you, yes, play

760
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: like in a bathroom or something.

761
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 2: Yes, And I told the girl, I go, stop talking,

762
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 2: stop talking. We walk among you.

763
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was in the stall next tour and I

764
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 3: just go and she was horrified, as I would be too,

765
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,959
Speaker 3: but she felt really bad and it's okay, like I

766
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 3: can suck sometimes.

767
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: And her name was Grace.

768
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 3: Wait oh yeah the headphones, No, it's yeah, that's definitting.

769
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 3: I literally when I walk out of When I used

770
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 3: to do clubs and you would have to go to

771
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 3: the bathroom and the crowd would be in there. I'd

772
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 3: go in the bathroom, I'd plug my ears and I'd

773
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 3: go no.

774
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 2: No, no, no, yeah, same, no no, no, Like I can't

775
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 2: even hear you.

776
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: I always would be talking about the opening act and

777
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: I'd be like, please don't.

778
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 2: I just don't want to hear it.

779
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 3: Disclosure isn't going no, no, no, no no, because they'll do it.

780
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 3: They will, And if you're walking on somewhere, they'll rank.

781
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 3: If you're over on a show with a bunch of

782
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 3: people and you're all like the same level of fame,

783
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 3: they'll have to say who they liked better.

784
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 2: And as you get all that information.

785
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 6: Being the opener, you can go into the bathroom and

786
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 6: do like recon because then you hear I hear people

787
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 6: talk about like the headliner, and then I get I

788
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 6: know what the what the feel of the crat, what

789
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 6: the pulse.

790
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 2: Is, oh, oh, pre show anytime. I never want you

791
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 2: opening for me.

792
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 3: I don't want to get in that recon Jesus Christ brand.

793
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 2: You don't tell me anything that you hear.

794
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, the amount of times that you hear as an

795
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 3: opener you were better than the headliner is if you're

796
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 3: a listener and you ever think the opener is better

797
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 3: than the headliner, Sometimes they are, but it's because you

798
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 3: so way. There was no bar for the There was

799
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 3: no bar at all. You have no expectations for the opener,

800
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 3: so they can only exceed your expectations. If anything, you

801
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 3: think they're gonna suck openers, So there you're of course

802
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 3: they're gonna be more funny than you think they are.

803
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 3: And secondly, they did less time, so they can they

804
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 3: can choose all of their greatest hits. You've never seen

805
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 3: them before, so they can do all their old material.

806
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 3: There's a lot of things conspiring against you as a

807
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 3: headliner to make the opener much better than you. And

808
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 3: so I was knowing that I'm never hurt, but I

809
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 3: am hurt a little bit that they walk away and

810
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 3: then they tell everyone the opener was better than her.

811
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,879
Speaker 2: Not knowing all of the things.

812
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,760
Speaker 1: It's weird, like at the cellar where there's a lineup

813
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: of six or seven people.

814
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 2: That's what you can pit us against each other.

815
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can't because we're like fifty's doing fifteen minutes,

816
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 3: unless someone is like working on a fallon set or something,

817
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 3: or like looking at their notes, And that's just a

818
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 3: cop out. If a comedian ever says I'm doing new

819
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 3: stuff or looks at their notes, they're trying to mitigate

820
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 3: again you thinking they suck, and so now they have

821
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 3: an excuse for why they suck. Anytime a joke doesn't

822
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 3: go well for me and it's a new joke, I

823
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 3: always go, that's a new joke, and then it buys

824
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 3: me something. Then everyone forgives me for it, as opposed

825
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 3: to just sticking it and being like, well that sucked.

826
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. You can do that with music too. Yeah, yeah, one, I.

827
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 3: Still don't the chorus, yes, yes, yeah, so yeah. But

828
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 3: at the seller, you always are going to get ranked,

829
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 3: and that's another place I go.

830
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 6: No.

831
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, they like to do it sometimes in front of

832
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: other people, like you were the best of all of

833
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: you guys.

834
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 2: It's like, don't say it in.

835
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: Front of the other comics.

836
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 2: People's just start. I guess people don't.

837
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 3: Maybe they wouldn't care themselves if that happened to them.

838
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 3: Like do people not get insecure and want to be

839
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 3: the best all the time or is that just ah?

840
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 6: I think they care. I think they they would care.

841
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 6: I think they're just excited. They're excited to say you

842
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 6: were awesome. It's the same thing when the thing you

843
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 6: hate where people tell you when someone said something negative

844
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 6: to be to like ingratiate themselves with you. I feel like,

845
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 6: ye them like you were the best one. By the way,

846
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 6: you know, they're like almost whispering.

847
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 2: Said it's Chris rock Ones, you were the best.

848
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 3: But I said it when I knew no one else

849
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 3: could hear and I knew. And by the way, if

850
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 3: I'm the best, fucking tell me I'm the best. I

851
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 3: want to hear it so much. But don't say that

852
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 3: you're the best to someone who's next to me and

853
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 3: I can hear it. And I don't even want you

854
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 3: to like whisper something to them because I know what

855
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 3: you're whispering to them. Yeah, in my you could be whispering, hey,

856
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 3: your shoes untied, but I will think you're saying you

857
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 3: were the best.

858
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 2: The she sucked. It's just like incredible insecurity.

859
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: Don't don't compliment someone I'm with and be like, oh,

860
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: when I saw you, I was like, you looked incredible.

861
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm right.

862
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 2: Here, yavastating. My whole life is just don't.

863
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,479
Speaker 3: I mean, it happens to me all the time where

864
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 3: people get complimented for being hot around me, and it's

865
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 3: just And that's why I dress like shit, I think

866
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 3: I'm not even joking you. I just uncover this. I

867
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 3: don't like trying during the day to look cue. I

868
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 3: either try one hundred percent to look cute or zero

869
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 3: percent because I want to mitigate again using that word

870
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 3: against people not thinking I'm hot, because then I chose it.

871
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 3: It's a new song I'm working on, so this is

872
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 3: a new joke. I'm not trying right now, Like this

873
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,439
Speaker 3: is an old, scrappy piece of paper with some notes

874
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 3: written on it. This outfit is not I'm not trying.

875
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 3: So that's why I'm not hot, because if I tried,

876
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 3: I would be hotter than my friend who you keep

877
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 3: saying is so hot.

878
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: Also, we're living in a time where everyone's allowed to

879
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,959
Speaker 1: well women especially are allowed to dress ugly. It's kind

880
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: of encouraged, like ugly jeans, ugly, big fat at Double X.

881
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: I've never sold so many Double XL shirts in the

882
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: merchmooth as.

883
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're like dresses. Yeah, everybody's just buying.

884
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 6: A walk around like they're at a sleepover party.

885
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 2: Yeah they do. Yeah, it's really.

886
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I was watching like clips of esther recently.

887
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, she is so fucking cute and she's just

888
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: wearing like big T shirts and big jeans. Yeah, and

889
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: she looks seven years old, and I'm like, that's hot.

890
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 2: No, she's because that's what style is.

891
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's stylish, it's not it's Billie Eilish stylish.

892
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 6: Can I say the first time that I ever did

893
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 6: stand up at a club, people were so upset that

894
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 6: they wrote letters.

895
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, the dearest Gerard. They wrote letters club saying hey

896
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 7: to comedy.

897
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 6: Yes. I was hosting my first ever hosting at the

898
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 6: Comedy Attic. It was for Michael Winslow from Police Academy

899
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 6: Movies does the sound Effects. He was the first weekend there, right,

900
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 6: first weekend ever. I was the first comic to ever

901
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 6: step on that stage.

902
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 2: That stage, Oh my god.

903
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 5: And I hosted it, and I was.

904
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 6: I was so bad that people people in the audience

905
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 6: wrote letters saying how upset they were and how they

906
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 6: should that I should never Do.

907
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 3: You remember any of the jokes that like caused this,

908
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 3: Why you so bad?

909
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 2: A suit? You're wearing a suit?

910
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 6: I was wearing a suit and I went by Brian

911
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 6: m Franngie because I thought the middle initial. I thought,

912
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 6: I thought, you know what, people might not remember my name,

913
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 6: but they'll remember that I had a middle initial.

914
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's so cute and stupid.

915
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 5: And I had my suit and I was and I

916
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 5: would talk like.

917
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 3: Your suit, like because you think, like you gotta have

918
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 3: a thing, you know, like, you don't know who you

919
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 3: are when you first start comedy. You're grasping at any

920
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 3: kind of sort of identity and thing that will direct

921
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 3: you in some way of what because you can talk

922
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 3: when you can talk about anything.

923
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 2: And you don't even know who you like, you're so young.

924
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 2: You were what in it?

925
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 6: Nineteen yeah, I don't know, nineteen probably, yeah, nineteen twenty.

926
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 2: I nailed it.

927
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're wearing a suit. Like, It's just what

928
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 3: were your jokes do you have? You had?

929
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 2: Okay, sure there was one or two.

930
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 5: That were Okay, I'm ashamed. I'm very ashamed.

931
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 6: I mean, you got to keep in mind, this was like,

932
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 6: what year was this, You know, this was a different

933
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 6: time in comedy.

934
00:39:58,719 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 5: But I did some.

935
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 6: Jokes that I w I would be very ashamed to

936
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 6: repeat now. One of them, oh for sure. One of

937
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 6: them was probably anti fat people. Yes, and I think

938
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 6: that was one of the letters I got was there

939
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 6: was an obese person in the audience who said that

940
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 6: I offended them, right.

941
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 5: And then you know I had this joke.

942
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 3: This is so it must be terrorist to a club

943
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 3: as an obese person. You know, there's gonna be fat

944
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 3: jokes in a night of comedy.

945
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: Especially in the early adds.

946
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, now I think we're a little bit more

947
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 3: sensitive to that, but even now they still happen. It's

948
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 3: just gotta be real, like they're on TV constantly. Same

949
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: with Asian men with small penis, like small penis jokes

950
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 3: like I would never go to a club, a comedy

951
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 3: club if I was an Asian man, because if I'm

952
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 3: on a date, because I know someone's gonna make a

953
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 3: small penis Asian.

954
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: Could just sit in the back, though.

955
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 3: No, because you're with a date and she's hearing that.

956
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 3: And not that there's anything wrong with having a small penis.

957
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 3: I don't think there is, but it's just like it's

958
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 3: so hack and you just know you're gonna hear it

959
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 3: the way that I didn't want to watch SNL as

960
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 3: a kid because I knew that they might make a

961
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 3: joke about Sanna not being real, and I didn't want

962
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,240
Speaker 3: my sister to find out. I would never watch SNL

963
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 3: because I knew what where you're going to get into. Oh, like, okay,

964
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 3: go on, Brian. So you had a fat joke.

965
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 2: You had a had a joke about how you get canceled.

966
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 5: Now the whole thing I would be canceled every single joke.

967
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 2: Would I be carrying me to me?

968
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 3: My jokes used to be littered with things that you

969
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 3: profane speech that you cannot use now. Yes, but we

970
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 3: could say back then that's the thing, like cancel culture.

971
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have said it if it meant what it

972
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 3: means now. I didn't know so.

973
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: Easy pervasive in the culture.

974
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 3: I wasn't someone who was trying to like make people

975
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 3: to like I wasn't doing hate speech that wasn't like

976
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 3: my what I was trying to do. But looking at

977
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 3: it now, it looks like it would have been because

978
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 3: I used some words that you just cannot use now.

979
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: I had a song that I had songs, So Jim Swift.

980
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 3: Has a song about getting revenge on a guy by

981
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 3: telling all his friends, telling all my friends, you're gay.

982
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 2: It's a lyric.

983
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then she slept shames a girl in another song,

984
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 3: and like there's that was a different it was a different.

985
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: Time, and I know that's like a song that you

986
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: know that she's only she only made two missteps.

987
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 2: Out of like her four hundred songs.

988
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, up until, like I would say, as late as

989
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 6: twenty fifteen, rape was a punchline. Like there's like a

990
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 6: college humor video from like twenty fifteen where.

991
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 3: They literally closed with the word rape the other night,

992
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 3: not close, it was in the last it was the

993
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 3: final sentence. I said, I forgot what I said, blank

994
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 3: raped me. Well, thank you, good night. It's me oh

995
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 3: oh oh yeah.

996
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 5: Yeah.

997
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 6: Well that's actually not in the same spirit as what

998
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 6: it used to be in twenty fifteen. Like there's I

999
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 6: remember watching this college humor video in twenty twenty or

1000
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,479
Speaker 6: something that was from twenty fifteen, and the last line

1001
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 6: in the video was like, let's go rape that person,

1002
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 6: and that was it's like, yeah, five million view video.

1003
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 6: No one scoffed at it at the time, but back

1004
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 6: then that was like a legitimate punchline.

1005
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean there.

1006
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 3: I got some like old footage of myself and I

1007
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 3: just sent it to because they wanted to sprinkle old

1008
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 3: footage of me throughout or just in one part of

1009
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 3: Welcome Home Nikkei Glazer, my reality show that aired one

1010
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 3: season last year. They wanted and so I and I

1011
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 3: didn't want to watch it. It was from two thousand

1012
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 3: and four, right five, Oh these open mics, and so

1013
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 3: I just sent like hours of material that this one

1014
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 3: guy found because he used to tape every open mic

1015
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 3: at the Stanford and Son's Comedy Club.

1016
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: And they the next day were.

1017
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 3: Like, you don't want that to get out, like you

1018
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 3: should not be sending that willy nilly, and I was

1019
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 3: like what and they were like, there was some like

1020
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 3: they told me some of the words I used it.

1021
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, like so embarrassed. I would never

1022
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 3: have sent that to them thinking that I would ever

1023
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 3: have a joke with that word in it.

1024
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 2: And then I told me the joke, and I was like, oh, yeah,

1025
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 2: I def use that word.

1026
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 3: Because first of all, I was using the word because

1027
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 3: it's an insane word to use the R word. No,

1028
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 3: I'm using that now, that's back in my act I have,

1029
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get, I'm I'm begging to be canceled. But

1030
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 3: I also, like, can stand by any now, I'm so

1031
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 3: aware of it if I choose to use the R word.

1032
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 3: It's about the R word. I'm not talking about that thing.

1033
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 3: I'm not making fun of what we used to refer

1034
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 3: to people as that word. I'm talking about why the

1035
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 3: word itself. But the word I used was a slur okay,

1036
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 3: and it's not a nice one, and it's and but

1037
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 3: it was I was using it because it was so

1038
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 3: absurd to call someone that and and but so you're

1039
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 3: being ironic.

1040
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 2: I was being slightly ironic.

1041
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 3: But I also would never use that word now in

1042
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 3: a million you couldn't right now even thinking it in

1043
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 3: my head, It's not the N word. Please don't think

1044
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,720
Speaker 3: it's the N word. I was never that stupid, thank god.

1045
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 3: But that was a word that white comics were dropping

1046
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 3: to be edgy, right, and not to offend or like

1047
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 3: because they and it's like, how could you not know

1048
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 3: that would offend people? Because everyone around us it's just

1049
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 3: like it was. I don't I'm not making excuses. I

1050
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 3: mean I am making excuses.

1051
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 2: I I can.

1052
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 3: But here's the difference between me and most of woke America.

1053
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 3: And I hate using that word because I do think

1054
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 3: being woke is good. Like you're waking up to like

1055
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 3: sensitivities of people. It's not the worst thing, but it's

1056
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 3: like accept an apology everyone. If someone can look back

1057
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 3: at something they did and be horrified, that's enough for me, right.

1058
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 3: I've always said, if Trump one day wakes up and goes,

1059
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm so fucking embarrassed.

1060
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: What did I do?

1061
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 3: I inspired that insurrection. I had so many words of

1062
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 3: hate that uh like divided this. If he was just

1063
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 3: all of a sudden had an awakening, I would forgive

1064
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 3: everything and I am. I'm not joking. I'm everything because

1065
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 3: we're allowed to. His brain is fucked.

1066
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 2: Up in a way that mine is not.

1067
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: Like if he suddenly hits his head and realizes.

1068
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck was I doing? But I'm seeing

1069
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: but there is.

1070
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 5: A way so impossible.

1071
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 3: I literally could get a concussion or some kind of

1072
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 3: brain thing, because whatever he.

1073
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 2: I disagree with.

1074
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 3: Anyone who has that kind of like, you know, that

1075
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 3: kind of mentality, to me, has something wrong with their brain.

1076
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 3: And I have empathy for that of Like if I

1077
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 3: was born with that brain with those parents in that

1078
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 3: town and went to school at the same place as

1079
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 3: I would be just as racist as them. So they

1080
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 3: can't really help it. This is all my thing of

1081
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 3: no free will, But I just would forgive anyone that

1082
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 3: is sorry. But then, and I've said this before, so

1083
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 3: I'm sorry if I'm repeating myself. But when someone apologizes

1084
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 3: and says, I can't believe I did a joke with

1085
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 3: that word in it, I am horrified. I apologize to

1086
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 3: anyone who was offended. I am so so sorry.

1087
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 2: People go.

1088
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 3: She just wants her showback. She just wants she just

1089
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 3: wants to be famous again. She wants everyone to like

1090
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 3: her again. That's the only reason she's saying that. It's like,

1091
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 3: can it be both? Can't I want my career back

1092
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 3: that was taken from me for this used word I

1093
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 3: used twenty years ago? And can I also be sorry?

1094
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 3: Why can't it be both? Why is it so bad

1095
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 3: to want things back that you lost. Why why is

1096
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 3: that so bad to want your career back? But we

1097
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 3: all go she's just apologizing because they want it back.

1098
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 3: It's like, why can't it be both? Can't If you

1099
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,959
Speaker 3: cheat on your girlfriend or boyfriend and you realize how

1100
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 3: bad it was what you did, can't you be sorry

1101
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 3: for it and also want your girlfriend back and not

1102
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 3: just be saying sorry to get that back.

1103
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 2: Do you see a difference.

1104
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I think now no one believes any apology

1105
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 3: because everyone thinks they're trying to get something back.

1106
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 2: It's like, of course they are. Why are we this way?

1107
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: Because we're supposed to be so I'm not Christian, but

1108
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 1: we're supposed to be forgiving, and.

1109
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 2: Because we love seeing people get canceled. I love it.

1110
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 3: I love it as someone who doesn't like when people

1111
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 3: are too famous and too popular because I want to

1112
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 3: be popular.

1113
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: A deep part of me loves.

1114
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 5: It's an that's.

1115
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 3: Probably it, you know, if we like picked it apart enough,

1116
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 3: it's probably Yeah, there's one less person that's getting attention to.

1117
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 4: Joke.

1118
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like the John Benete joke Come see me live.

1119
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: It's and now you can start a cult with a

1120
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: bunch of women living in a house that have a

1121
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 1: tattoo of your name.

1122
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like Crystal Lea getting canceled is not like me

1123
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 3: being like, oh, I'm so like he's going to free

1124
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,959
Speaker 3: up more space for me to have what he have has.

1125
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 3: It's just like, yeah, there's no there's no question that

1126
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 3: people like to see people get canceled, and it's a

1127
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 3: sick part of our own egos.

1128
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, we like retribution. We do like someone

1129
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: who's been doing something truly egregious to be punished.

1130
00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we should. I apologize.

1131
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: I've gone to therapy, I'm in help, I'm in treatment.

1132
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: I have made I have righted wrongs.

1133
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 2: Do you accept that? Yeah? I accepted.

1134
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 3: When Crystalia came out with his apologication, I thought it

1135
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 3: was sincere and I still to this day think it

1136
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 3: was sincere. Like I think he was probably has a

1137
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 3: sex addiction, was going to talk to someone about it,

1138
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 3: was trying to stay on the course.

1139
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 2: But then I need to hear you.

1140
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 3: Now we've got some updated information that you tried to

1141
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 3: get girls to tattoo themselves and all live into a

1142
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 3: house where they would fuck you and feed you at

1143
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 3: the same time.

1144
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 2: I know this. I need you to talk about that.

1145
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: I don't know about the timeline though, I think like

1146
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: during the recording of that apology.

1147
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 3: No, but I believe the apology and it was enough

1148
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 3: for me because it was He's like one second showing

1149
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 3: an exit. He was, That's what it comes out like.

1150
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 3: During that apology, he was still fooling around. I get when.

1151
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: You like, you can go to Whole foods now go,

1152
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: you're allowed to leave, you can get off your knees

1153
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: and stop relating the air thinking that it's me because

1154
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: I've wanted you to always be pleasing me even when

1155
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm not there.

1156
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 3: No, I can I would accept. I don't need I know,

1157
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 3: first of all, well, he doesn't need apologize to me.

1158
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 3: I'm not offended and nothing about I'm not like I

1159
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 3: can't enjoy his comedy anymore.

1160
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 2: I never was. No, I actually what I did, I do.

1161
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 3: I still do his eminem stuff and he is funny,

1162
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 3: there's no question about it, and I can still there's

1163
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 3: you know why I can still enjoy Crystalalia because no

1164
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 3: part of his act said to me he was a

1165
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 3: good person. I never needed to believe he was an

1166
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 3: honest telling me the true person his comedy isn't about

1167
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 3: honesty and like telling me who he is. Yes, Bill Cosby,

1168
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 3: Luis c K. I go to you for honesty. So

1169
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 3: when I find out you're not being honest and you're

1170
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,399
Speaker 3: having these shady things, it's my choice to not really

1171
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 3: want to hear you anymore. It's not to punish you

1172
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 3: and to be like you don't deserve my view. It's like,

1173
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 3: I don't really care what you have to say anymore

1174
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 3: because I liked when I thought you were setting everything

1175
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 3: that was.

1176
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 2: Really going on. You were a truth.

1177
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 3: Not that I'm entitled to that, but you you tended

1178
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 3: to share, overshare all of these things. I thought you,

1179
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 3: you know, jerking off in your child's room or whatever

1180
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 3: you shared was like the depths of what you do.

1181
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 3: That's weird, which I should have assumed, Oh there's more

1182
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 3: below that. Well.

1183
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 6: Cosby was like also a wholesome family man. That's like

1184
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 6: when a priest does.

1185
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 2: There was no honesty from him. You could see that

1186
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 2: he was hiding stuff.

1187
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 3: But it's just the comics that I I can still

1188
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 3: enjoy Michael Jackson's music because for me to bop along

1189
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 3: to Thriller does not need I never in Thriller was

1190
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 3: like I need to believe he's not licking little boys asshole.

1191
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 3: Enjoy this, it's not a part of it. For me, however,

1192
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 3: to enjoy Luis K, I do need to believe he's

1193
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 3: telling me the whole truth.

1194
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 2: Yea, so it's part of it, and that's just Chris Brown.

1195
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 3: I can't enjoy it because he's singing about love and

1196
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:00,320
Speaker 3: he also did these horrible things. It's not say that

1197
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 3: I couldn't enjoy Chris Brown's paintings, because that for me

1198
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 3: doesn't mean I don't need to believe he doesn't beat

1199
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 3: women to enjoy his paintings, but for his love songs,

1200
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 3: I do need to.

1201
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 2: So it's just each person needs to.

1202
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 3: I don't mind if you enjoy Chris Brown's music for you,

1203
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter that he beat someone. It's fine. You

1204
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 3: can still enjoy it. You can't help what you can

1205
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 3: still enjoy or still not enjoy it.

1206
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 5: The exact opposite.

1207
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 6: For me, when I used to listen to Michael Jackson's music,

1208
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 6: my first thought was I just just not looking little

1209
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 6: boys assholes?

1210
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 2: Does that make.

1211
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 3: Sense though, that, like Michael Jackson's music for me was

1212
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 3: never wrapped up in him not molesting children.

1213
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 2: Not that I was like, you know, this would be fine.

1214
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: Each of these people has created a brand and an

1215
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: image that you signed up for, and then there is

1216
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: a cognitive dissonance between that and this new truth it's revealed.

1217
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,479
Speaker 3: Yes, I wouldn't mind if someone found out something about

1218
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 3: me and they couldn't listen to me anymore. If it

1219
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 3: was if they found out something about me that was

1220
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 3: so antithetical to what they enjoyed about me in the

1221
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 3: first place, it makes sense that they wouldn't listen to me.

1222
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 3: But if you found out that I don't know, like

1223
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 3: something that fits with I don't know what I could

1224
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 3: get something I'm talking about if I got if I

1225
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 3: got cancer, If you couldn't listen to me anymore because

1226
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 3: I did a joke that disparaged fat people in two

1227
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 3: thousand and seven, you don't know who I am and

1228
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 3: you don't understand that like I would never do that now,

1229
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 3: and that I am a flawed like that fits with

1230
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 3: my brand. I was a flawed person. I'm continuing to

1231
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 3: be a flawed person. I make mistakes. It fits if

1232
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 3: you abandon me because of that joke I made in

1233
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 3: two thousand and seven, by you don't get me, and

1234
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 3: so it's okay.

1235
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 2: Does that make sense?

1236
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 3: It fits with my brand to have said a joke

1237
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,840
Speaker 3: about fat people in two thousand and seven, I was

1238
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 3: a person that hated my body still am I My

1239
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 3: brain wasn't fully developed, I was an addict. Like, it

1240
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 3: all makes sense. I'm not making excuses. I'm horrified by it.

1241
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 3: I'm righting my wrongs and don't want to do that anymore.

1242
00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 3: And that's what we needed. An apology, accountability of reason

1243
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 3: why you did it, not not an excuse, but like

1244
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 3: I think I've explored why I did that and why

1245
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,879
Speaker 3: and and a plan of action to not do it again.

1246
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: And also empathizing with how you hurt people, like how

1247
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: did it affect people?

1248
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1249
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 3: I think that all of that, and if you get

1250
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 3: cheated on or something like if so I got cheated on,

1251
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 3: apologize to me for it, Acknowledge how much I hurt,

1252
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 3: why you did it, and what are the actions you're

1253
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 3: gonna take to not ever do that to me again?

1254
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: Can you tell we watched six hours of couples Therapy.

1255
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 3: On showt Ye'll get say that after this, right after this,

1256
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 3: and we're back.

1257
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Anya came with.

1258
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 3: Me this weekend to Vegas with Spade.

1259
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 1: So it was so fun. It was so fun, so fun,

1260
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 1: Like I'm still I haven't cry laughed in a long time,

1261
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: but I did over the weekend many times. And then

1262
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 1: weirdly I had this thing like where when the weekend

1263
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: was over, I felt like crying all the time. And

1264
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: I'm not pmsing and not hormonal. I think I was

1265
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: just so moved by all the humor and like Nick

1266
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: and David's friendship is really sweet and funny, and I

1267
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: was just like I'm so lucky to be here and

1268
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: like get to perform and two song with NIGGI and

1269
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 1: then like get to come on the weekend and like

1270
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: I actually I got to help a little bit, like

1271
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 1: a tiny bit.

1272
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,839
Speaker 3: Oh, he totally helps. So it was like, what's what's

1273
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 3: going on over here? Texting Like Anya would be like

1274
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 3: we would be talking about the sound the night before,

1275
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 3: like the sound was a little loud, the spotlight was

1276
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 3: a little bright. Anya's on the phone like already like

1277
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 3: texting people like we need to adjust it.

1278
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 2: And he's like, what's going on over here? What do

1279
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 2: you do?

1280
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 3: In fingers and like it's so Audie's fixing thing, And

1281
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,839
Speaker 3: I could tell that he was even like she's kind

1282
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:35,720
Speaker 3: of nice to have around.

1283
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 2: She's taking care of I can't die for us.

1284
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: It's like two incredibly talented, famous celebrities who are the

1285
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,839
Speaker 1: funniest people in the world, like, can't get a diet.

1286
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 2: Coke to save their lives. God, it was so funny, funny.

1287
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 3: So in the casino at the Venetian, it's like pepsi

1288
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 3: all day long, everywhere, and die pepsi is disgusting. It's

1289
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 3: not even in It's not an alternative to diet coke.

1290
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 3: It's an alternative to diarrhea. Like if you were like,

1291
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,479
Speaker 3: do you want to drink diarrhea or diapepsy? You go, okay, yeah,

1292
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 3: that's those are in the same ballpark. I would rather

1293
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 3: have diapepsy. But diapepsy in lieu of diet coke doesn't

1294
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 3: make any sense. It's like offering orange juice. It's apples

1295
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:20,399
Speaker 3: and oranges, literally, And so we got we Spade loves

1296
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 3: diet coke. I love diet coke. It's a treat. We

1297
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 3: He has a very specific way of eating of drinking it.

1298
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 2: I just like it with my dinner.

1299
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 3: I knew we got to the place early to have

1300
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 3: dinner and I before Spade got there, and I was like,

1301
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 3: this is not gonna be good.

1302
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: But waits the server's like, what would you like to drink?

1303
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: And she's like diet coke and she goes, oh, we

1304
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 1: only have diapepsy and think he goes, are you fucking serious?

1305
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:44,840
Speaker 2: She was already she had a fun rapport with this.

1306
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 2: I wasn't really gross. And then Spade.

1307
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 3: Said the same, the same thing, and then so Spade

1308
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 3: the second night, so we Spade actually the first night

1309
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 3: was like so kind of bummed out about the diet

1310
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 3: coke that his opener. My friend Bobby Viamoto, who I've

1311
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 3: been friends with for years and he's open for Spade

1312
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 3: for years and years, he was like, you want me.

1313
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 2: To go get you a diet coke? Like you gotta talk.

1314
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,760
Speaker 3: He had a stroke, and so yeah, he kind of talks,

1315
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 3: and he like he has always kind of talked like

1316
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 3: a robot. He's like, do you want me to go

1317
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 3: get you a diet coke? And Spade's like, I'll buy dinner.

1318
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 2: If you go get dico even though he's already gonna

1319
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 2: buy dinner. We all knew it. So then Bobby goes

1320
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 2: to Walgreens to get diet cokes.

1321
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: Which is like an a trek because you get lost

1322
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: in the Venetian you get lost, yeat side. It's eighty

1323
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 1: five degrees, you can anywhere in Vegas is a nightmare.

1324
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: But then the next night we go to dinner same

1325
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: you know, not same place, but in the same complex,

1326
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: and again no diet coke.

1327
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 2: And we should have been prepared, but we weren't.

1328
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 3: So then Spade and this time gives one hundred dollars

1329
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 3: bill to our waiter and goes go find some diet

1330
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 3: cokes anywhere you can.

1331
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 2: We need them. And the waiter's like, okay.

1332
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 3: So the waiter change out, changes out of his outfit

1333
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 3: to go onto the strip to go find die cokes.

1334
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 3: He can't find any any any of them anywhere. He

1335
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 3: brings thee hundred dollars back. Spade then has friends that

1336
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 3: are going to meet us later, come early to bring

1337
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 3: diet cokes.

1338
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: They say, And meanwhile, inside, I'm dying because I have

1339
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: already arranged for there to be four cans of diet

1340
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: coke in their green rooms because I learned from the night.

1341
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 3: Before, what a fucking disaster. Let's get this place set up. Yeah,

1342
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 3: So the real disasters that you didn't have those earlier.

1343
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Like it was a five minute walk and

1344
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there, going, I can't believe the waiter

1345
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 1: has like gone sprinting for diet coke when I could

1346
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: just leave this place, go backstage.

1347
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 2: We need you there.

1348
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: I know I had to be there for entertainment and.

1349
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, be to laugh, yes, and for beauty. Yes. But

1350
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 2: we laughed so much.

1351
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 5: The stories, the Instagram stories you share with your head.

1352
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 3: You can't every single picture, you know, the class and

1353
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 3: we laugh a lot, like Rachel Feinstein gets me to

1354
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 3: do the Pez Deve Spenser laugh Bob.

1355
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 2: Saga the dentist, I literally because the.

1356
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 3: Chairs were kind of of like reclining, so when I

1357
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 3: in fact, it really did look like it was at

1358
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 3: the dentist.

1359
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just so many, so many laughs, and.

1360
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: It was so naturally funny. And those two together are

1361
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: so funny because.

1362
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 2: I don't say anything funny around him.

1363
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 3: Literally, if you have you ever been around someone who's

1364
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 3: so funny that you just don't even try, like you

1365
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 3: don't need to.

1366
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 2: It's like, what's the point.

1367
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 3: It'd be like shouting at a movie that is funny,

1368
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 3: you know, like it doesn't. No one needs this from

1369
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 3: me to like tag a movie that you're watching.

1370
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 2: So it was just me. I just get to laugh

1371
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 2: all weekend. But it was cute and also slip.

1372
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 3: Into a horrible depression because I'll never be as funny

1373
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 3: as Oh yeah, I mean that's what happened to me

1374
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 3: the first night after I had a rough set.

1375
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 2: The first night, I really did enjoy my set because

1376
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 2: my manager was there.

1377
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 3: It's everyone's all the people that run the Venetian are backstage,

1378
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 3: and like, you know, it's a big night of like

1379
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 3: this is opening night of their residency, and like it

1380
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 3: just and I wasn't even nervous. It's so weird, Like beforehand,

1381
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 3: I wasn't feeling nervous walking on a stage, not nervous.

1382
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 3: And then I get out there and I'm like, why

1383
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 3: is my Why are the words coming out of my

1384
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 3: mouth in a weird way? I'm using words I've never

1385
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 3: used before. I'm delivering these jokes in a way I've

1386
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 3: never delivered them before. The timing is I'm timing it wrong.

1387
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 3: Like it was so off, And the whole time I'm like,

1388
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 3: get out of your head? What is going on? Couldn't

1389
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 3: get out of it I forgot how to walk and

1390
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 3: talk at the same time. It was so weird and

1391
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 3: also like and so then I go off stage and

1392
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 3: then Spade goes up and fucking is just the funniest

1393
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 3: person I've ever seen in my life. And I just

1394
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 3: sunk into a load grade depression and was like really

1395
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 3: struggling the next day. And it was so circumstantial. It

1396
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 3: wasn't like I'm about to start my period. It was

1397
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 3: just like someone's funnier than me. I'll never be that funny.

1398
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 2: I'm a fraud. Everyone knows it.

1399
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 3: And no one was telling the opener they were better

1400
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 3: than the headliner that night. And it's embarrassing because you

1401
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 3: have to like hang out with everyone afterwards. Oh it's

1402
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 3: fine when you've had a bad set and no one

1403
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 3: knew I had a bed set. Everyone would have been like, yeah,

1404
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 3: Spade was funnier, but she was fine, Like no would

1405
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 3: have noticed.

1406
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 2: But thank god we had a.

1407
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 3: Second night, because yes, I got off stage on the

1408
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 3: second night and everyone was like that was like, I'm like,

1409
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 3: That's what I'm capable of. Like even Spade was like,

1410
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 3: you didn't like last night, and I'm like that was

1411
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 3: a C minus for me. I really maybe a D

1412
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 3: in terms of what I'm capable of. I've done a's before.

1413
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 2: That was a bizar.

1414
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: How you cannot. I cannot figure out the alchemy of

1415
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: a great show. And I've played thousands of shows in

1416
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 1: my life, and I cannot figure out what make how

1417
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: to make the magic well.

1418
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 6: To me, it's clear. I mean one show you had

1419
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 6: a diet coke and the other one you did it.

1420
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

1421
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 3: And our sponsor no, you know. The first show, I

1422
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 3: will say, we ate dinner before the show. I don't

1423
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 3: like stuff stuffed ourselves. And I was wearing a and

1424
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 3: I all my clothes don't fit right now. I'm like,

1425
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 3: I've gained some weight and so nothing feels comfortable. And

1426
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 3: I'm having like my stylist in Saint Louis, she is

1427
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 3: helping me get clothing from like comees that they ship

1428
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 3: to me and I wear them, and they're just loaners.

1429
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 3: And sample sizes are size two. If you don't fit

1430
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 3: in a size two, you don't get samples because it's

1431
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 3: that's the one they loan out for the pictures to

1432
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 3: be taken in their catalogs. That's the one that they

1433
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 3: loan out for celebrities to wear on the red carpet.

1434
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 3: It's just a safe size for every model that you

1435
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 3: would want to wear this to fit in. And if

1436
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 3: you don't fit into a size two, you gotta squeeze

1437
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 3: into one because there's no sample fours or sixes or eights,

1438
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 3: there's none. Then you have to buy those. So I

1439
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 3: have to fit into it. There's no like if sands

1440
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 3: or buds about it. I gotta lose weights because I can't.

1441
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 3: I can't afford to not because there's the only way

1442
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 3: to get free clothes.

1443
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 2: You can just buy a size.

1444
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 3: But I don't want to buy these clothes that. I

1445
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,439
Speaker 3: don't want to spend eight hundred dollars on a dress

1446
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 3: that I'm gonna wear one time. And why wouldn't you

1447
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 3: wear it more, Nikki? Because once you get a picture

1448
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 3: of it, you post on Instagram, it's doesn't it The

1449
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 3: likes depreciate after that, Nikki, Why do you even care

1450
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 3: about that? Because I'm trying to build a career because

1451
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 3: I want people to love me, because I want to

1452
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 3: survive the apocalypse when everyone starts to freak out, I

1453
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 3: want people to go. We gotta get Nicki Glazer in

1454
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 3: a bunker.

1455
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 1: That's why everyone, that's why really fun.

1456
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 3: That's why I need to fit into these two sizes

1457
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 3: too clothes. I mean, it's just so I was fitting

1458
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,080
Speaker 3: into the size two thing that is also a big

1459
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,280
Speaker 3: size toue, but it was not big enough because it

1460
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 3: was like cutting off my I couldn't zip it all

1461
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 3: the way.

1462
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 2: So I'm wearing something that's making me feel fat.

1463
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 3: And also it had a blazer with it, and whenever

1464
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a blazer, I just feel less feminine and

1465
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 3: I feel like just I'm already feeling chunky and not

1466
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 3: and it's this these these little shorts are.

1467
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 2: Riding up my ass.

1468
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a thong, so I'm in deep discomfort right

1469
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 3: and I'm I just ate. So there's like and I'm bloated,

1470
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 3: and I just was like, oh, and my hair looked frizzy,

1471
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 3: like I just couldn't.

1472
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 2: I didn't feel good.

1473
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 3: And then I see Spade in like comfortable shoes and

1474
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 3: jeans and like a cool hat, which, by the way,

1475
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a hat right now, that Spade hat at

1476
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 3: dinner the other night and I was like, I want

1477
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 3: that hat, and he was like, write to them, they'll

1478
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 3: tun to do. So, thank you to Kook's Supply for

1479
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 3: sending me this endless bummer hat.

1480
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 2: But but yeah, I just, uh, it's a size two.

1481
01:03:58,600 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 3: You don't have to be a size two to fit

1482
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 3: in to the clothing that men's companies send you. But

1483
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 3: it was just that, Yeah, that's that's what makes a

1484
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 3: bad show. I want to be comfortable. Well, the Nikki,

1485
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 3: stop wearing heels and dresses. Part of my comfort is

1486
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 3: looking hot.

1487
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 1: You can be comfortable and still wearing heels and dresses.

1488
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 2: I feel you.

1489
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: It's like it's all about like I have a dress

1490
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: that is so deeply uncomfortable. It's a sequence and it

1491
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: looks comfortable, but I can't wear it because I'll have

1492
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 1: a terrible show. The whole time is digging into my skin,

1493
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, I.

1494
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 2: Just don't like to feel sad.

1495
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like to It's and I know people

1496
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 3: are gonna respond to this and go, that's fat phobic.

1497
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 2: You're you can't You're not fat. Why would you say that?

1498
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:41,920
Speaker 3: Don't write letters, please, But like, I just it's a

1499
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 3: feeling I can't help. I wish I didn't feel that way.

1500
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 3: I don't want to be this kind of woman that

1501
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,920
Speaker 3: has says things like this, Believe me, I'm trying, but

1502
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 3: it just was a rough weekend in that respect.

1503
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 2: And that's one of.

1504
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:56,840
Speaker 6: Brian Cranston's acting tips is he says, just don't eat

1505
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 6: before you film, because yeah, it's not.

1506
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,439
Speaker 5: Just you feel fat and you get a little tired.

1507
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 2: Your body's operating on it.

1508
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get tired exactly because you Does anyone realize

1509
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 3: that whenever you eat you get cold afterwards, Yeah, because

1510
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 3: your body, all your energy is going to your digestive

1511
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 3: tract to like operate, so you get cold everywhere else.

1512
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 3: I always get cold after I eat because I'm tired.

1513
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 3: But it just sucks when you are feeling a little

1514
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:24,720
Speaker 3: too big for your clothes because there's nothing for me

1515
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 3: to do. There's nothing for me to change because I

1516
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:30,200
Speaker 3: don't diet. I don't get to stop eating less. I

1517
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 3: don't Some girls get to go like I'm gonna go

1518
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,600
Speaker 3: on a juice cleanse. I don't get to do that.

1519
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 3: I just have to like wait it out, yep, which

1520
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 3: doesn't or I have to just like I could work

1521
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 3: out more.

1522
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Working out is making me fat. It is.

1523
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 3: I've been working out constantly lately, and I'm not even

1524
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 3: doing it to be skinny. I'm working out so I

1525
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 3: feel strong, so I feel confident, So I like burn

1526
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 3: off some of my thoughts. But it's making me like

1527
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:02,160
Speaker 3: my don't fit anymore. I just want my clothes to fit.

1528
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 2: Nikki buy new.

1529
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 3: Clothes, but I got to get those sample sizes and

1530
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 3: it just it's uh. But it's kind of fun to

1531
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 3: talk about nothing. Ingratiates you more to an audience than

1532
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,920
Speaker 3: saying I've gained weight and they're all like, yeah, we noticed,

1533
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 3: and then they I make jokes about getting weight.

1534
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 2: They fucking love.

1535
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 1: Everyone can relate to having tight pants.

1536
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 6: Yes, I haven't worn a belt since COVID. I've been

1537
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 6: really I used, I've gained Yeah, no, it well, yeah,

1538
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 6: if I wear it, it hurts if I wear a belt

1539
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 6: on my jeans that I've worn. I have one pair

1540
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 6: of jeans that I've worn for like the last eight years,

1541
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 6: and now I can't wear a belt with it because

1542
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 6: of my big belly.

1543
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when COVID began, what what were your major

1544
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 1: changes in your life, like sartorially fashion wise.

1545
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:49,080
Speaker 5: I don't even know what sartorial means.

1546
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 3: Yes, you do, sartorially, like like, uh, it's fashion sartorial.

1547
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 6: I started wearing uh uh sweat shorts.

1548
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 5: I wear sweatshorts everywhere I wear them. I still wear them.

1549
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 5: I don't.

1550
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 6: I wear sweatshorts, a codea pasi fanny pack, and a

1551
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 6: zip hoody in every situation.

1552
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 5: I wore it to the Dodgers game. I'll wear it too.

1553
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 2: Uh is that fun for you?

1554
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 3: I like it nice to be a guy where you

1555
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 3: just don't have to think, like, do you feel like free?

1556
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 2: Because because I think.

1557
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,800
Speaker 3: Some guys are like it would be nice to have

1558
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 3: a little bit more opportunity to dress up or dress

1559
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 3: down like men. Sometimes I think get envious of women

1560
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 3: being able to do like fun hairstyles or fun makeup,

1561
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 3: like things that could change or or do you feel

1562
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:40,040
Speaker 3: like I feel, which is I would feel amazing if

1563
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 3: I could just have If I could pack a suitcase

1564
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 3: for Europe like Chris is going to do, and bring

1565
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,960
Speaker 3: three pairs of pants, five shirts, and.

1566
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 2: Two jackets and one pair of shoes like I can't,

1567
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 2: Like I would out of happiness if I'm not even kidding.

1568
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,080
Speaker 2: Phoebe brings about my life.

1569
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:00,800
Speaker 3: If I could pack a carry on suitcase everywhere I go,

1570
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 3: I get emotional and like thinking about my top kit

1571
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 3: would be a plastic bag with like maybe some face

1572
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:12,520
Speaker 3: lotion in it and a toothbrush, Like I can't handle

1573
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 3: what that was. How my life would change with all

1574
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 3: the ship that I need.

1575
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:18,160
Speaker 5: This is real emotion.

1576
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,400
Speaker 3: It really is like I get when I see Chris

1577
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 3: pack for a trip with his little suitcase. I just

1578
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 3: get like man, like I just want him to appreciate

1579
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 3: what that is where Even over the weekend, John love It,

1580
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:36,280
Speaker 3: John Love It. He was at the Tropicana and so

1581
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 3: he came over for our show on Saturday night, was

1582
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 3: hanging out backstage afterwards. He was like, look at all

1583
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 3: your things and it was like, it was like it

1584
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:47,360
Speaker 3: is a very it is quite different for a woman,

1585
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:49,800
Speaker 3: and he was because I had like five different pairs

1586
01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 3: of shoes that I might need based on the outfit,

1587
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:54,479
Speaker 3: and then like two dresses and then my makeup, and

1588
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:56,719
Speaker 3: it's like it's like, I did.

1589
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:57,200
Speaker 2: You wear those?

1590
01:08:57,479 --> 01:08:57,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1591
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 3: I had to have all that stuff, and it's like

1592
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,439
Speaker 3: maybe I didn't because I could have chosen the outfit before,

1593
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:04,120
Speaker 3: but that stuff would have just been up in my room.

1594
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 3: I had to bring all those options. I didn't know

1595
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 3: what I was gonna I like not wear.

1596
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 1: The one pair of shoes Nikki will wear on stage

1597
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 1: are completely impossible to walk in, so the second she

1598
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 1: gets off, she has to put on the other pair

1599
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:16,320
Speaker 1: of heels that are at least manageable.

1600
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 2: But the shoes I wear on stage.

1601
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,840
Speaker 3: Let me say, I am not in discomfort while on stage,

1602
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 3: even in my tight outfit.

1603
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 2: Not uncomfortable on stage.

1604
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,600
Speaker 3: I have no feelings in my body on stage, I

1605
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 3: could be shot in the head and I would still perform.

1606
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 3: I'm not getting you try to shoot me. I will

1607
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 3: keep performing. I will not notice any pain. But the

1608
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 3: second I step off stage, I will start to feel

1609
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:42,680
Speaker 3: the pain again. So there is the adrenaline keeps all

1610
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,120
Speaker 3: that pain away. So it doesn't bother me to wearing

1611
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 3: comfortable shoes on stage at all, like literally at all.

1612
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,720
Speaker 3: It's the second I get off and it's bothersome. And

1613
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:51,599
Speaker 3: that's why at meet and greets I will sometimes look

1614
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,360
Speaker 3: like a hobo and I have just Sometimes people will go,

1615
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,640
Speaker 3: I wanted to dress with you in that picture with

1616
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 3: you in that pretty dress, and I'm like, oh sorry,

1617
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 3: it had done a selfie while I was on stage

1618
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:02,360
Speaker 3: because I can't know.

1619
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:03,679
Speaker 2: You're never like a hobo.

1620
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:06,560
Speaker 1: Like the hop oust thing is like a cute, stretchy

1621
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,200
Speaker 1: like body con dress that's pink.

1622
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 2: No, I wore it.

1623
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:13,000
Speaker 3: I wore my pajamas on stage, like to the meet

1624
01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:15,559
Speaker 3: and greet the other night. I wore the shoes cutel

1625
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 3: XL Taylor Swift. Yeah, the shoes are so cute. All right,

1626
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 3: final thought? So over the Yeah, the weekend was fun.

1627
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 3: Any highlights any.

1628
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,720
Speaker 6: So what brings you to Saint Louis Anya? I mean,

1629
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,600
Speaker 6: you guys are in you guys are in Vegas and

1630
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:31,559
Speaker 6: now you're in sane Louisa.

1631
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,559
Speaker 3: Well, she came with she extended the trip because I

1632
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 3: have an idea to create a Taylor Swift cover band.

1633
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,840
Speaker 3: I've been toying with it for a while. All I

1634
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:46,680
Speaker 3: want to do. I've been reading a lot about like

1635
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:53,880
Speaker 3: happiness and productivity and thinking a lot about my life

1636
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,519
Speaker 3: and like my decisions and like what really makes me happy?

1637
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 3: And there's no question singing Taylor Swift songs is the

1638
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:01,559
Speaker 3: my favorite.

1639
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:02,599
Speaker 2: Thing to do in the whole world.

1640
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:06,640
Speaker 3: Whether I'm by myself or with people, Taylor Swift is

1641
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 3: It's my happy place. Why am I not doing it

1642
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 3: as much as possible, so I thought. And also I

1643
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 3: love performing, and I love Taylor Swift performing Taylor's for songs.

1644
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 3: I don't even want to perform my own songs. I

1645
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:20,680
Speaker 3: just I was with my voice teacher a couple of

1646
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:22,920
Speaker 3: weeks ago and I go, he's like, you need to

1647
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:25,120
Speaker 3: write your own songs, and I'm like, I don't really

1648
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:25,559
Speaker 3: want to.

1649
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 2: Like this gets it done for me?

1650
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:31,360
Speaker 3: Like her songs feel like I have a relationship with them,

1651
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:33,639
Speaker 3: that is, as if they're my own in a way,

1652
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,160
Speaker 3: like I like them more than anything I could ever write.

1653
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:37,479
Speaker 5: I don't want to even songs. Aunt.

1654
01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:41,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking about Yeah, that's a good point,

1655
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:43,760
Speaker 3: like like with my niece and nephew, Like I don't

1656
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:44,439
Speaker 3: need to be a mother.

1657
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:48,040
Speaker 2: I'm good being an aunt. That's so it. Brian, thank you,

1658
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 2: great analogy.

1659
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:49,479
Speaker 5: Thank you.

1660
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:53,639
Speaker 3: I I just I keep thinking I want to write songs.

1661
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:55,720
Speaker 3: But I was thinking about it the other day and

1662
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,719
Speaker 3: I go, why can't you what? Why could you write jokes?

1663
01:11:58,800 --> 01:11:59,080
Speaker 2: Nikki?

1664
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 3: Like you saw you at one point in your life

1665
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:03,840
Speaker 3: you said I'm gonna be a comedian. You started writing jokes.

1666
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,519
Speaker 3: Why was that so much easier for you than writing songs?

1667
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 3: I don't have the answer to that. All I know

1668
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:12,599
Speaker 3: is it was easy. Writing songs is not easy. I

1669
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,960
Speaker 3: don't like to do things that don't feel good, and

1670
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,439
Speaker 3: writing songs to me does not feel good. Yet maybe

1671
01:12:17,439 --> 01:12:20,280
Speaker 3: it will sometime. It does not feel good. It's torturous

1672
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 3: from start to finish. I feel like a fraud. I

1673
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:24,160
Speaker 3: feel like a fool. I want And then the other

1674
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:26,240
Speaker 3: day my voice teacher said, why don't you write songs?

1675
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,439
Speaker 3: And I said, I just like singing Taylor Swift songs.

1676
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:29,559
Speaker 3: That's really all I want to do.

1677
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:30,320
Speaker 2: And he's like, what.

1678
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:33,160
Speaker 3: About this other song? And I'm like, yes, there are

1679
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,880
Speaker 3: other songs I like besides her. But and then I

1680
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 3: was going after going to Ara's tour, I just thought

1681
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,639
Speaker 3: there are a lot of people that can't afford Aras tour.

1682
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:42,280
Speaker 3: I know that I would go see a Taylor Swift

1683
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:43,760
Speaker 3: cover band if the whole time we just got to

1684
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,679
Speaker 3: sing out loud. And I was like, well, why aren't

1685
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,240
Speaker 3: I do this? So I asked Anya to start a

1686
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,559
Speaker 3: cover band with me, And that's.

1687
01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:52,560
Speaker 5: What you're working on A name.

1688
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:57,760
Speaker 3: No, not yet, but I think that's gonna take a

1689
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 3: really long time because I mean, we go through the yeah,

1690
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:03,880
Speaker 3: like Nikki Glazer covers Taylor Swift because I can. It's

1691
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:05,559
Speaker 3: kind of funny to do a cover band song, Like

1692
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 3: there's one for Sublime that's like, uh, we practice Santa Ria, oh,

1693
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:14,880
Speaker 3: which is hilarious because it's I don't practice Santaria and

1694
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,440
Speaker 3: they're like, no, we practiced it, which is so funny.

1695
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 3: So there's like a fun there's a way to be

1696
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:22,560
Speaker 3: funny with the Like there's one cover band called Reputation,

1697
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:25,839
Speaker 3: like they'll they'll take some part of her catalog.

1698
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:31,040
Speaker 2: But yeah, so that is going and and the Cardigans.

1699
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 3: Because yeah, I think that, and it's I think it'll

1700
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 3: be lucrative for both of us.

1701
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:42,360
Speaker 1: Not that I like that means Brian lucrative.

1702
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:46,519
Speaker 6: Real lucrative is like of the of the Book of

1703
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:47,719
Speaker 6: Luke from the Bible.

1704
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:54,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, or Christian Taylors change all the lyrics to a.

1705
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:56,879
Speaker 5: Blank space, baby and Jesus is in it.

1706
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 2: And I'll write his name.

1707
01:13:59,000 --> 01:13:59,639
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

1708
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:01,559
Speaker 2: It's been fun.

1709
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:04,519
Speaker 1: It's challenging for me. I've been playing guitar for twenty

1710
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 1: years and I do not play this way. I don't

1711
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 1: strum this way. So I feel like I just started

1712
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:14,040
Speaker 1: playing guitar and for anyone who's tried to learn guitar,

1713
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,719
Speaker 1: and I know Nicky can relate. It's the one thing

1714
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 1: that can make you feel absolutely suicidal, like you want

1715
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 1: to throw the instrument across the room because you have

1716
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:27,360
Speaker 1: to put in so much time to learn the muscle memory.

1717
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,040
Speaker 1: And it's like incredibly frustrating if.

1718
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:32,680
Speaker 3: People play guitar out there, How the fuck do you

1719
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 3: learn finger picking? Like every song has a different fingerpick.

1720
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,960
Speaker 3: I can't pick pick well fingerpicking? How do you do that?

1721
01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:40,880
Speaker 3: Because there's one song I'm trying to learn and it's

1722
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,080
Speaker 3: I'll teach you. It's it's a pat I already know

1723
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:44,960
Speaker 3: the pattern. I know a pattern on this hand, and

1724
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,519
Speaker 3: the chords are the only thing that's changing. How is

1725
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 3: it just muscle memory? You just dead enough that you cry?

1726
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:53,519
Speaker 3: So everyone has to go through the stage of wanting.

1727
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:55,679
Speaker 2: To I don't know yourself. You would off your hand.

1728
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,639
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know how you're doing this strum.

1729
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:02,720
Speaker 2: That one comes natural to me. I'm thinking I've put it.

1730
01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:05,840
Speaker 1: Easily, easily one thousand hours on this one strum and

1731
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:08,240
Speaker 1: I still don't have it. But I'm seeing hope, I'm

1732
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:09,599
Speaker 1: seeing the light at the end of the time.

1733
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:12,800
Speaker 3: My God, it's so frustrating. Everything is so but you

1734
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 3: know what, I like this process. Yeah, and and it's

1735
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 3: a way for me to get my best friend kind

1736
01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:20,320
Speaker 3: of obsessed with Taylor Swift, Like I'm gonna get.

1737
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:24,000
Speaker 1: You like infiltrating my sleep, I woke up today singing

1738
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:25,840
Speaker 1: Death five thousand Cooks like you.

1739
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:28,400
Speaker 3: But this is a sneaky way for me to get

1740
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 3: a friend on board with my Taylor Swift like you

1741
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 3: might be able to go to concerts now, and like,

1742
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:36,120
Speaker 3: is there have you learned a new appreciation for her? Oh?

1743
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:38,680
Speaker 1: I definitely have a couple favorite songs that I'm like, oh,

1744
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,680
Speaker 1: I enjoy like I would enjoyed listening to these in

1745
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:45,000
Speaker 1: my spare time, Like I think like obsessed yet though

1746
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know if I could get obsessed, But

1747
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,519
Speaker 1: I love August. I think that's a great song I could.

1748
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:55,400
Speaker 1: I think it's really smart. I love the phrasing. I

1749
01:15:55,479 --> 01:15:57,840
Speaker 1: like Lavender Haze, which is so simple, but there's just

1750
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,559
Speaker 1: something about.

1751
01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:05,719
Speaker 3: That ah ah oh ah wow wow.

1752
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:06,679
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1753
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:10,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sexy, it's like kind of soulful. It's a

1754
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:14,560
Speaker 1: little departure for her, but August is like the phrasing

1755
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:17,400
Speaker 1: of that to me is really genius. Okay, like when

1756
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 1: she's doing the whole thing about and also.

1757
01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:20,880
Speaker 2: The line I'm not gonna like watch videos of her

1758
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,160
Speaker 2: and be like she's so cute.

1759
01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:25,160
Speaker 3: I love you, it's cute, Like I just want to

1760
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:27,600
Speaker 3: watch videos of her being adorable. Like it's like this,

1761
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:32,400
Speaker 3: it's I'm trying to find someone to get obsessed with

1762
01:16:32,439 --> 01:16:35,000
Speaker 3: me of like my mom's almost I can.

1763
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:37,360
Speaker 1: Show many people, all of your fans.

1764
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:42,160
Speaker 3: I know there's I need someone close in my circle

1765
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,400
Speaker 3: that I'm able to like my mom is getting there,

1766
01:16:44,439 --> 01:16:47,400
Speaker 3: while I'll send my mom like kind of insider swifty

1767
01:16:47,439 --> 01:16:50,000
Speaker 3: stuff where I'm like, look at her mom listening to her,

1768
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,040
Speaker 3: look at like I kind of share things where it's

1769
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:54,000
Speaker 3: like you can share all that stuff with me, No,

1770
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:55,760
Speaker 3: you do. Watch There was a video the other day

1771
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,439
Speaker 3: of like her garter belt broke, and I was like,

1772
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:59,040
Speaker 3: look how she sixed it, and it was like this

1773
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:02,000
Speaker 3: really cute way of her like telling her she's like singing,

1774
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:04,040
Speaker 3: I have this thing where I get and she's like

1775
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,000
Speaker 3: looking pointing out her.

1776
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:07,559
Speaker 2: Garter belt and then she like puts it up and then.

1777
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 3: Her dancers fix it and she's still singing and then

1778
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,720
Speaker 3: she fucking nails it, and it was just like, it's

1779
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:14,719
Speaker 3: fun to watch how pro she is and fucking cute

1780
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:15,839
Speaker 3: and I'm.

1781
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:24,559
Speaker 8: Gay, as my mom says, everyone was gay for her

1782
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:27,120
Speaker 8: in that stadium, every woman.

1783
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:31,000
Speaker 3: She's I get it, Nikki, she's so cute. So yeah,

1784
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:34,320
Speaker 3: we're today, We're going to my voice teacher. I'll be

1785
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:35,519
Speaker 3: interested for you to meet him.

1786
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:37,160
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see the process.

1787
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:38,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1788
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,240
Speaker 3: No, we're gonna bring in some songs for him to

1789
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:44,080
Speaker 3: help us arrange because my voice is not. Oh no,

1790
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,960
Speaker 3: he will be so obsessed with your voice. It's gonna

1791
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 3: be like me bringing in a pretty friend to a guy,

1792
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:52,200
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like a friend who's prettier

1793
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,439
Speaker 3: than you. Like I just have to like, I've already

1794
01:17:54,439 --> 01:17:58,599
Speaker 3: steeled myself against seeing his reaction to an actual good voice,

1795
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:00,719
Speaker 3: because all I see is his reaction to mine, which

1796
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:05,160
Speaker 3: has a lot of promise, and he's he's very complimentary

1797
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 3: work extremely That's one of the things I love most

1798
01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:11,200
Speaker 3: about him, is yes, Yes, is that he he sees

1799
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 3: a lot of potential in me and always makes me

1800
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:17,599
Speaker 3: feel amazing about my voice. But I'm I'm willing to

1801
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:21,000
Speaker 3: believe that there's a different level to his enthusiasm that

1802
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:24,639
Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna witness today after he hears Audia's natural voice,

1803
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:27,080
Speaker 3: and then we're just gonna work on songs and we're

1804
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:29,439
Speaker 3: gonna watch Succession tonight and go out to dinner with

1805
01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:29,880
Speaker 3: my family.

1806
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:31,479
Speaker 5: So is it just you two in the band?

1807
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:34,000
Speaker 3: Or is it more just as for now, I'm just

1808
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,519
Speaker 3: starting out like Teagan and Sarah Indigo Girls style, and

1809
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:38,800
Speaker 3: then we're gonna add more.

1810
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,640
Speaker 1: Nicky's been very patient with me because she knows like

1811
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:44,240
Speaker 1: all of these songs and I'm I'm She's like, oh,

1812
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:45,879
Speaker 1: I would.

1813
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:48,800
Speaker 3: Never you are like blazing through them. I expected this

1814
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:51,400
Speaker 3: to take way longer. You're like I knew what I

1815
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:53,479
Speaker 3: was getting with you. You're a phenom, Like you are

1816
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:57,000
Speaker 3: so quick to You're so quick and like yeah, and

1817
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,200
Speaker 3: you're a pro musician. So it's nice that I have

1818
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,600
Speaker 3: a head start because I can't. If it were the

1819
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:06,040
Speaker 3: other way around it, we'd be fucked justly. And I'm

1820
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:08,880
Speaker 3: learning from watching her learn and then then she gets

1821
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,000
Speaker 3: it right and it sounds amazing, and I'm like, oh,

1822
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,880
Speaker 3: I've just been like you know, I'm a novice, So

1823
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:16,200
Speaker 3: it's like nice to have someone who's like I don't

1824
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 3: even deserve to be.

1825
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,000
Speaker 2: I don't think you're anymore.

1826
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:23,759
Speaker 4: Well, you guys went on Instagram live on our podcast page,

1827
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:28,519
Speaker 4: Nikki Glazer pod on Instagram, and I think it was

1828
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:29,599
Speaker 4: maybe like a year ago.

1829
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:30,680
Speaker 2: I forget if it was.

1830
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:34,040
Speaker 4: With Rokyo or with Amy Chapman, who you were practicing

1831
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:37,120
Speaker 4: with for the Masked Singer, but you were saying that

1832
01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 4: some advice that you got from the vocal coach was

1833
01:19:40,479 --> 01:19:43,599
Speaker 4: just interpret this in your own way and when you're

1834
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,640
Speaker 4: when you were singing, you know, I'm familiar enough with

1835
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:51,160
Speaker 4: sailor swift, but I definitely heard your like you're paying

1836
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 4: a voice in it, like you're not a novice anymore.

1837
01:19:54,439 --> 01:19:55,120
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.

1838
01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:00,160
Speaker 3: Well, I'm climbing out of novice and and I'm be

1839
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:03,679
Speaker 3: getting the intermediate ladder, which feels good, but yes, it's

1840
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,320
Speaker 3: I still want to call myself a novius.

1841
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:06,439
Speaker 2: So the bar is low.

1842
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:10,599
Speaker 1: That's oh my god, that's actually pretty good.

1843
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:15,400
Speaker 3: We should like I would have my band be called

1844
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:18,080
Speaker 3: like I suck, and so no one could ever go

1845
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,920
Speaker 3: she kind of sucked, be like well, she told us

1846
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 3: it's like Amy Schumer calling her special mostly mostly sex stuff,

1847
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:26,400
Speaker 3: so no one could go. I don't know it's mostly

1848
01:20:26,439 --> 01:20:28,240
Speaker 3: sex stuff. It's like, yeah, that's what I told you.

1849
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,240
Speaker 3: It's such a good thing.

1850
01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:31,160
Speaker 2: Beat them to the punch.

1851
01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:34,360
Speaker 3: So if you have any suggestions for what our Swift

1852
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:37,040
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift cover band should be called, and it I

1853
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:41,280
Speaker 3: would predict that will probably book stuff by early fall,

1854
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,640
Speaker 3: and they will be small venues where we can do

1855
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:50,719
Speaker 3: acoustic acoustic performances and they're sing along shows, so singing

1856
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:53,479
Speaker 3: along loudly isn'encouraged because we're.

1857
01:20:54,479 --> 01:20:56,640
Speaker 1: In our you know, in Nikki's show, we do a

1858
01:20:56,680 --> 01:21:00,200
Speaker 1: little element of that, yes, in my set, and it's

1859
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:04,240
Speaker 1: so fun to have audience participation and it really does

1860
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:05,240
Speaker 1: give you goose bumps.

1861
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 2: It's so fun.

1862
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:08,120
Speaker 3: And that's what Taylor Swift's going to see her during

1863
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,479
Speaker 3: eras everyone singing the entire time of night. And my

1864
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:13,000
Speaker 3: mom hates when people sing at concerts. But I even

1865
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:15,519
Speaker 3: asked her, did it bother and she's like, no, that's

1866
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,600
Speaker 3: what that is that night, that's what it is, and

1867
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:19,760
Speaker 3: everyone's on board and it doesn't bother you at all.

1868
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:21,200
Speaker 1: Can you hill hear Taylor?

1869
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:24,320
Speaker 3: Oh perfectly, Yeah, yeah it did. It doesn't And you

1870
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:26,240
Speaker 3: know why it doesn't bother you. You can't hear someone

1871
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:28,679
Speaker 3: singing next to you cause you're singing, so it doesn't

1872
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:32,280
Speaker 3: and you can hear her like it's it's whatever they

1873
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:35,599
Speaker 3: do sound wise, it's it's fun. And so if you're

1874
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:37,160
Speaker 3: swifty out there who would like to come to a

1875
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:40,719
Speaker 3: sing along, please come to our show that I haven't

1876
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,800
Speaker 3: been booked yet, but we're preparing for it, so look

1877
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,559
Speaker 3: out for that. And if you have a clever name

1878
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,960
Speaker 3: for a tailor Swrift cover band, please do m them

1879
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:48,800
Speaker 3: to us. And if you have anything to comment on,

1880
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,679
Speaker 3: you can always leave us a fan thre x message

1881
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:52,920
Speaker 3: that we will eventually get to. And that link can

1882
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:55,920
Speaker 3: be found at Nikki Glazer Pod underneath like in the bio.

1883
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,639
Speaker 3: It's the link in the bio where you can call

1884
01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:59,680
Speaker 3: up and leave us a message, and it doesn't We

1885
01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:01,599
Speaker 3: don't care if it's me undering. I don't care if

1886
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:03,960
Speaker 3: you aren't prepared to talk, We're not gonna be judging

1887
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,960
Speaker 3: it harshly. Some besties have written down their statement before

1888
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:09,360
Speaker 3: they record it, just so it's concise or whatever you want,

1889
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:10,640
Speaker 3: but you don't have to do that. We don't care

1890
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:12,679
Speaker 3: if it's meandering. We love you no matter what. Thank

1891
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,080
Speaker 3: you for listening. We're so appreciative. Thank you for all

1892
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:18,120
Speaker 3: the love we've gotten for Brian being added to the show.

1893
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:19,519
Speaker 3: It means so much to me when I hear it.

1894
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,000
Speaker 3: I hope you're getting some of that, Brian.

1895
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, I do, actually a little bit. I mean I

1896
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:26,960
Speaker 6: I just zoom in on the hate and then I

1897
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:30,240
Speaker 6: focus on that. If there's one little nugget of hate

1898
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:32,360
Speaker 6: and a pile of love, I will just be like,

1899
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:32,960
Speaker 6: that's a pile.

1900
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:35,479
Speaker 3: That's what I can't even read the piles of love

1901
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,000
Speaker 3: because those little nuggs, oh, you know, hate nuggets.

1902
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,760
Speaker 6: I just wait for the time to turn and then

1903
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:41,120
Speaker 6: and then it'll turn back around.

1904
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:41,880
Speaker 5: That's the real beat.

1905
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:45,120
Speaker 3: Eventually you'll leave the show someday and then everyone will

1906
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:48,160
Speaker 3: go this new guy sucks, we miss Brian.

1907
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:49,080
Speaker 2: That's always.

1908
01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:53,240
Speaker 3: People just hate new they love old, and so you

1909
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:56,320
Speaker 3: just have to wait it out. Eventually, someday people will

1910
01:22:56,360 --> 01:23:01,000
Speaker 3: be shitting on whoever is the or like, eventually you'll

1911
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,799
Speaker 3: be the one that everyone is like, we.

1912
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:05,160
Speaker 5: Miss him, abody, you know, I'm just a guy.

1913
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:08,679
Speaker 3: All I ever say is there was a time where

1914
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,280
Speaker 3: you didn't know who Tom Hanks was. Okay, so this

1915
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:14,920
Speaker 3: whole idea of like, who's this guy? Chill the fuck

1916
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,040
Speaker 3: out and wait a second to get to know people.

1917
01:23:17,439 --> 01:23:19,240
Speaker 1: Everything I've heard is people are in love.

1918
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I've heard it too.

1919
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,400
Speaker 3: But I, as someone who has often been the new

1920
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:25,040
Speaker 3: person on things, I get a lot of.

1921
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:25,679
Speaker 2: Who is this?

1922
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:27,960
Speaker 3: It's like, did you you didn't even know your dad?

1923
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:29,479
Speaker 3: You had to meet your dad for there was a

1924
01:23:29,479 --> 01:23:30,120
Speaker 3: time where your dad.

1925
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:32,000
Speaker 2: You go, who is this guy? Right?

1926
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:34,839
Speaker 3: So just give it time? You have to meet people?

1927
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:38,439
Speaker 3: Are you done knowing who people are? It's a I'm

1928
01:23:38,439 --> 01:23:40,120
Speaker 3: getting mad at someone who doesn't even It's like one

1929
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:41,680
Speaker 3: person who doesn't even listen to the show and just

1930
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:44,160
Speaker 3: saw one clip and decided to spout off. All right,

1931
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:45,880
Speaker 3: thank you guys so much for listening podcasts and being

1932
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:51,800
Speaker 3: overwhelmingly positive Dopka, and just don't even offer me to

1933
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 3: see