Speaker 1: I'm Teddy Mellencamp and this is Emily Simpson and you're
Speaker 1: listening to Popping Off.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome back to another episode of Popping Off
Speaker 2: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 1: And Emily Simpson. Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 2: Episode six starts with most of mom talk is a
Speaker 2: Ji's hairstyles, getting their hair.
Speaker 1: Non. I love that we dis embrace it. We just
Speaker 1: call it jizz.
Speaker 2: Yes, they realized that Whitney didn't block them on so so,
Speaker 2: but she unfollowed them. Besides, Macy, Macy knows she's impulsive,
Speaker 2: but she's never hear seen her this impulsive.
Speaker 3: All of the girls are over it. They don't want
Speaker 3: to deal with Whitney.
Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with Whitney. I'm over it.
Speaker 3: I'm over it.
Speaker 2: But then Jesse continuing to host a party at her
Speaker 2: hair studio in honor of something she's saying goodbye to.
Speaker 2: She has mocktails that have names like this feels very
Speaker 2: this doesn't feel too Mormon. The pink pussy and is
Speaker 2: having the girls each paint of vagina and honor of
Speaker 2: her getting a labia plasty.
Speaker 3: I do love her for just sharing all her shit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, let me ask is a labia plasty? Is
Speaker 4: that where your insides are tightened? Or is that where
Speaker 4: the actual like curtains are cut?
Speaker 2: And according to her, she can't wear leggings anymore because
Speaker 2: her meat curtains hang too low.
Speaker 3: This is a direct quot, so.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought this would be a fun get together for
Speaker 2: everyone before they go on their next trip, which is
Speaker 2: Las Vegas for Layla's birthday. I'm like, Leila, we just
Speaker 2: had a divorce party for you. Now it's your birthday,
Speaker 2: Like right, make a seat.
Speaker 4: And I love how these Mormon girls choose Vegas.
Speaker 2: Oh and every time I go to Vegas, I love
Speaker 2: to get an Airbnb off the strip.
Speaker 1: Like what?
Speaker 2: Then Jin asked if any of the girls have named
Speaker 2: their husband Schlong, and they have it, But Jin's named
Speaker 2: Zach's holmshow Hompshow not even Poncho?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Why is there an amin there?
Speaker 4: Like it's a Pomeranian, a Palmeranian Chihuahua Pancho.
Speaker 3: And does that mean he's uncircumcised?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: So many questions because Poncho would make sense if he's uncircumcised,
Speaker 2: but palm Cho is a little bit confusing to me, Like,
Speaker 2: what is a palmchow?
Speaker 3: Is that a word?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Is it like a mix of a
Speaker 1: palm and.
Speaker 3: My god, it's mistyped.
Speaker 1: It is way to go. It is pancho.
Speaker 2: I love that we're just bullying our production tea having
Speaker 2: idea like palm Pomeranian? What is it?
Speaker 1: Pop?
Speaker 3: No, poncho? So that's got to mean like it's a
Speaker 3: penis with a little coat.
Speaker 1: On it with yes, it's.
Speaker 2: So painting vaginas to the Mormon doctrine poncho penises.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I don't know that i'd want.
Speaker 2: My penis to be called poncho. Does Shane have a
Speaker 2: penis name? No?
Speaker 4: I mean now I feel like we should. I mean,
Speaker 4: after fifteen years, is it too late to name the penis?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Should I have a penis naming party? Do you have listen,
Speaker 4: I'll paint one for you.
Speaker 1: Would you like to come? I'm going to have a
Speaker 1: penis naming hammer helper or helper?
Speaker 2: And uh so your privates doesn't have a name either?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Mine does does it? Venus the Goddess of Love?
Speaker 1: Really like a Venus fly trap?
Speaker 2: You like that.
Speaker 3: Either way?
Speaker 2: Then Taylor arrives at her mom's house without Dakota. He
Speaker 2: was supposed to come with her, but then they got
Speaker 2: into an argument again. Taylor thinks that her position of
Speaker 2: not wanting marriage right now is making Dakota want marriage
Speaker 2: even more.
Speaker 3: Dakota just wants to control the situation. He's out of control.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then Taylor tries to call him, but he doesn't answer.
Speaker 2: So our girl, Leanne, what does she do to Emily?
Speaker 4: LeeAnne give the great idea to say she's going into labor?
Speaker 1: Leanne is diabolical.
Speaker 2: I mean, who, like anyone heard of the boy who
Speaker 2: cried Wolf?
Speaker 3: Like ha ha, Leanne tis tists like you already pulled
Speaker 3: this shit.
Speaker 2: But then I realized, like we this is why they
Speaker 2: have all the issues that they have because Leanne is
Speaker 2: giving this kind of sound.
Speaker 4: Advice, right, I mean, you do see why Taylor is
Speaker 4: the way she is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because once on the phone, Leanne reminds with Taylor
Speaker 2: and Dakota that this isn't about them anymore. This is
Speaker 2: about their baby that they just pretended she was going
Speaker 2: into labor with. And Dakota asked Leanne to tell her
Speaker 2: daughter to either commit to him or end this.
Speaker 1: Oh, the ultimatum that's not good.
Speaker 2: Listen, and we know this ultimatum isn't going anywhere. There's
Speaker 2: nothing more that pisses me off than a fake ultimatum. Like,
Speaker 2: if you're going to give an ultimatum.
Speaker 1: You better be behind it one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, if I'm really going to give you an ultimatum,
Speaker 2: there's gonna be repercussions.
Speaker 3: If not, I'm just gonna to sit there and take
Speaker 3: it right.
Speaker 1: I mean, clearly Dakota is not really going to end it.
Speaker 3: Now, what is he gonna do?
Speaker 2: Put his PlayStation over at Jet Jennies or whatever her
Speaker 2: name was.
Speaker 1: Jenna, Like, where's he gonna go?
Speaker 2: Well, then jin Leila into me visit Jesse while she's
Speaker 2: in recovery after her laby of plasty and boob production.
Speaker 2: She decided to do both. She already had a mommy makeover.
Speaker 2: She's just getting shit done. I want to know if
Speaker 2: it's cheaper to get plastic surgery in Salt Lake City
Speaker 2: because they are able to afford a lot of it,
Speaker 2: and like, I know how expensive my tits were, so.
Speaker 1: Like okay, but here's the question.
Speaker 4: I don't think she probably paid for any of it
Speaker 4: because they already had a lot of following anyway, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's no tags of a doctor or anything.
Speaker 2: You have to like my neck lift, m m. You'll
Speaker 2: notice my doctor is tagged into every single post.
Speaker 1: That means I would assume that I would assume.
Speaker 3: The same with your eye lift. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: like as your doctor tagged.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I tell him all the time.
Speaker 2: Right, So that's my point. I don't see any tags off.
Speaker 2: Who did the laby of plasty?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I don't know, So.
Speaker 3: We'll ask her did she pay for her own laby
Speaker 3: of plastic?
Speaker 1: That's a question. Write that down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, don't forget put that night at palm show.
Speaker 1: Put that in your book.
Speaker 2: But then, her recovery process is similar to their recovery
Speaker 2: process after giving birth. Her doctor advised no sex for
Speaker 2: four to six weeks, but her husband wants to know
Speaker 2: what her dentist says. But then she's still planning to
Speaker 2: go to Vegas to celebrate the birthday. Jen breaks the
Speaker 2: news that Dakota and Zach will be driving to Vegas
Speaker 2: with them, since Dakota doesn't want to be away from Taylor.
Speaker 1: Oh mysh oh.
Speaker 2: And then Ben Afflecks not cousin can't is supposed to
Speaker 2: be there to support Dakota because Dakota is on his
Speaker 2: sober journey. But then yet just goes and gambles the
Speaker 2: whole time and fights with Jen. Amazing, amazing, But then
Speaker 2: that all the girls are getting packed and ready for Vegas.
Speaker 2: Jen asked Zach what he would think if she went
Speaker 2: to the Magic Mike show, and he immediately threatens divorce
Speaker 2: another false threat which we talked about with ultimatums. She
Speaker 2: didn't realize he'd be gambling. Zach claims that Jen said
Speaker 2: she'd give him a bankroll so he could play. She
Speaker 2: said she didn't really he'd be gambling, but yet she
Speaker 2: gave him twenty five hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know what did she think he was
Speaker 1: going to do with that all you can eat buffet?
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you gonna do with twenty five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars in Vegas except gamble?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then the producers ask Jen if she can talk
Speaker 2: about Zach's gambling, and she says it's okay as long
Speaker 2: as they don't frame it as an addiction.
Speaker 4: See here is where she's not allowed to go to
Speaker 4: a magic mic show?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was? Magic Mike?
Speaker 4: Hmm Okay, I went to Thunder down Under recently in Vegas.
Speaker 4: My husband is Mormon, by the way, he had no
Speaker 4: problem with me going. It's actually comedy, it's funny. It's
Speaker 4: just a bunch of girls scream and some dudes that
Speaker 4: all look the same dancing around. But he's but it's
Speaker 4: okay for him to gamble, and right, half the guys
Speaker 4: are gay anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I feel like.
Speaker 2: If we were going to put it in a range
Speaker 2: of things to be upset about, going to Magic Mike
Speaker 2: would be the least of the things that anybody should
Speaker 2: worry about. Gambling for all hours of the night with
Speaker 2: god knows who and having cash money in Vegas might
Speaker 2: lead to more issues exactly than John in her garments
Speaker 2: at the Magic Mike, right, But then you know, we
Speaker 2: see the scene at her home telling Zach that she'd
Speaker 2: appreciate his help because she's stressed, and all he does
Speaker 2: is fix her shirt because it was showing a little
Speaker 2: bit of cleavage. She knows Zach is controlling, but she
Speaker 2: never met anyone who loves her more than she does.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is Zach.
Speaker 4: But she's like what twenty one? And also like, how
Speaker 4: many men have you met at this point? Also, Zach
Speaker 4: get a haircut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't get.
Speaker 3: Get a haircut. If you want to be that controlling,
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to work on yourself a little bit.
Speaker 1: You gotta look a little better.
Speaker 2: Taylor shows up to Jen and Zach's house for their
Speaker 2: road trip. Dakota shows up to the house. Things they're tense.
Speaker 2: Then they have a therapy session for the however long
Speaker 2: the drive is from Salt Lake City to Vegas.
Speaker 1: It's about four hours. Yeah and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean between this episode, we're talking a lot
Speaker 2: about labios, a lot about assholes, and we're just kind
Speaker 2: of going through it. They're talking about the vicious cycle.
Speaker 2: Jen is sitting like in the third row, which is
Speaker 2: slightly confusing to me because who's in.
Speaker 3: The front seat.
Speaker 4: I don't know who's in the We know how car
Speaker 4: cams work. Is it Zach in the front seat? Zach's dry,
Speaker 4: Zach's driving.
Speaker 3: No one in the front seat.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's nobody. There's a producer in the front seat.
Speaker 3: No, producers are never in the front seat.
Speaker 4: They're like, I've had producers in the front seat before
Speaker 4: with an iPhone right at me.
Speaker 3: No, our prodigion. No really like laid back in the trunk.
Speaker 1: Just like, oh, yeah, I've had that too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But Zach tries to cool, telling Jen she's a big
Speaker 2: girl can do whatever she wants this weekend, but he
Speaker 2: immediately tells her he's just kidding and doesn't mean that.
Speaker 2: Jen knows Zach has a lot of flaws. He can
Speaker 2: be controlling and judgmental, but she thinks that comes from
Speaker 2: him loving and caring too much. And Macy's confessional, she
Speaker 2: reveals that she is a secret she's been hiding for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 1: Macey of all the time right.
Speaker 2: And now that she knows that Dakota and Taylor are
Speaker 2: constantly fighting, she needs to tell someone about it.
Speaker 3: Maybe you could have mentioned this before the pregnancy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe.
Speaker 2: Jesse tells everyone they need to start getting ready because
Speaker 2: she bought tickets for the event. Jen asked if her
Speaker 2: husband wild prove, and Jesse said she'll be fine in
Speaker 2: the eyes of God. Been Whitney and her family, of course,
Speaker 2: go to the farm to like trad wife it up.
Speaker 2: She thinks she wants to run away, but she's never
Speaker 2: even picked up like horseshit before. They don't seem farm ready.
Speaker 4: I know, I feel like, I feel like this was
Speaker 4: do they have a farm really or did they just
Speaker 4: borrow a farm?
Speaker 2: No, they just went to somebody's farm to try it out.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, you're trying to escape from a toxic environment,
Speaker 2: but like, aren't you also a toxic environment?
Speaker 3: At this point?
Speaker 1: She is, she is the toxic environment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my point, Like she needs to shovel some horseshit,
Speaker 4: a lot of it somewhere else.
Speaker 2: But then back in Vegas, the girls are getting ready
Speaker 2: for Jesse's surprising it out, which I want to be like,
Speaker 2: this isn't a surprise. We all figured out where you're
Speaker 2: going already, We've been talking about it for two episodes.
Speaker 2: Then Macy tells Mikayla about the secret she's been hiding
Speaker 2: on her center Sunday, where somebody confessed that they hooked
Speaker 2: up with Dakota before realizing that he and Taylor were together.
Speaker 2: Which I don't really understand how this is even news.
Speaker 2: Didn't we already know this? Well?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean yeah, but because she talks about he
Speaker 4: F this and F that and f everybody and f
Speaker 4: somebody all week long and then f somebody after he
Speaker 4: AfD her.
Speaker 1: So to me, what the F Like, what the F.
Speaker 4: And to me, this confession just goes along with what
Speaker 4: she was already talking about, what she already said, like
Speaker 4: she knows these things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the girls get on a party bus
Speaker 2: to head to Jesse's surprise. She's scared some of the
Speaker 2: husband may hate her after this. And then Jesse got
Speaker 2: them VIP package to meet the guys. She thinks the
Speaker 2: group could benefit from loosening up. I'mike, Jesse, you know
Speaker 2: exactly what you're doing. Plus it's Layla's birthday. And then
Speaker 2: Jen is noticely comfortable and she can't even bring herself
Speaker 2: to look at them. Layla's taking full advantage her and
Speaker 2: de me are oiling up the men's abs. I'm like,
Speaker 2: the men are not interested in you. And then the
Speaker 2: most group picture and then it says this is against
Speaker 2: everything they believe as Mormons, and Jen says, without a doubt,
Speaker 2: you know Zach would divorce her for this, but I'm
Speaker 2: just going to read what it says about in the doctrine.
Speaker 2: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints is
Speaker 2: opposed to gambling, including lotteries sponsored by governments. Church leaders
Speaker 2: have encouraged church members to join with other and opposing
Speaker 2: legalization and government sponsorship of any form of gambling. Gambling
Speaker 2: is motivated by a desire to get something for nothing.
Speaker 2: This desire is spiritually destructive. It leads participants away from
Speaker 2: Savior's teaching of love and service towards the selfishness of
Speaker 2: the adversary. It undermines the virtues work and thrift, and
Speaker 2: the desire to give honest effort in all we do.
Speaker 2: Those who participate in gambling soon discover the deception and
Speaker 2: the idea that they can give little or nothing and
Speaker 2: receive something of value in return. So to me, this
Speaker 2: is worse than taking a picture with somebody from Magic Mike.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, well it's explicit that you're not supposed to gamble,
Speaker 4: But I don't think there's anything explicit in the doctrine
Speaker 4: about Magic Mike, correct.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean you're not supposed to cheat, right,
Speaker 1: You're not cheating.
Speaker 2: So going and watching people dance on stage when it's
Speaker 2: I would understand if it was like a strip club,
Speaker 2: like if there's an ending in the back there's like.
Speaker 4: If they're at Crazy Horse, like going in the back door, Yeah,
Speaker 4: going in the back room, snorting lines, going for it,
Speaker 4: but like they're not.
Speaker 2: They're being filmed with a essentially, you know, a production
Speaker 2: of people. Nothing is going to happen, but yet know
Speaker 2: who the cameras weren't on the entire time.
Speaker 1: Zachie boy while he's gambling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So then Jen's husband, Michaela's husband, and Taylor's boyfriend
Speaker 2: are all upset about them going to magic. Mike decides
Speaker 2: to call Zach and he makes her cry, and then
Speaker 2: he tells Jen that he doesn't want to be married
Speaker 2: to her if she does stuff like this.
Speaker 3: You know what I think this is.
Speaker 2: You know when somebody's boyfriend or husband gets in a
Speaker 2: fight with them just because they want the excuse to
Speaker 2: do bad shit.
Speaker 4: You mean you think he got in that fight with
Speaker 4: her so that he's justified in the gambling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that he could stay out all night, stop
Speaker 2: responding to her, make her feel like shit. So then
Speaker 2: at two in the morning or whatever time, she's going
Speaker 2: to go find him and blah blah blah, And then
Speaker 2: there's take up sets and it's all craziness. But I
Speaker 2: think he wanted space and time, so he wanted to
Speaker 2: make her.
Speaker 3: Feel like shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he did. He did a good job.
Speaker 2: Of that, and all the girls watched it. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: we'll get into that in the next episode. So make
Speaker 2: sure you guys keep listening to the Secret Lives of
Speaker 2: Mormon wives and popping off with us.
Speaker 1: Appreciate thanks for listening. Bye.