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Speaker 1: On the twenties. Hello. Oh my gosh, is this Molly?

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Speaker 1: You this Molly who speaking? Please? UM? I finally got

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Speaker 1: up the nerve to call you. How are you? Um?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is Chris from Saint Louis. We've

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Speaker 1: um Chris. Yeah, we've been talking online for a few

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Speaker 1: We've been talking online for a few months now. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I just I'm wow. I know I kept

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Speaker 1: saying that I was scared to actually call you on

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Speaker 1: the phone. You know, you kept saying you weren't going

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Speaker 1: to call and so, oh my god, I feel like

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Speaker 1: the last couple of months of us talking online we

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Speaker 1: pretty much become such good friends. What made you change

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Speaker 1: your mind? To be honest, you know, I really like you,

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Speaker 1: and we've been talking now for so long online, and

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Speaker 1: I just decided to clear the air about a few things.

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Speaker 1: There's still stuff I don't know about you. I feel

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Speaker 1: like I know you pretty well. You know that I

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Speaker 1: collect Star Wars characters. I told you that, Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell you is sometimes I dress up at

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Speaker 1: night and fight them in battle. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: We have epic Wars until probably two or three in

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Speaker 1: the morning, and you and the like the figures or

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Speaker 1: other people, just me and the action figures. So far,

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Speaker 1: my winning percentage isn't very good. They seem to keep

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Speaker 1: beating Wait, like in the garage or like where do

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Speaker 1: you do this in my bed? Okay, that's kind of weird. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I told you I collected the Star Wars

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Speaker 1: characters though, Yeah, I know, but you didn't tell me

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Speaker 1: that you like got you know it, did stuff with them.

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Speaker 1: Is that like a deal breaker with you? Well? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Is there anything else you are from me? Um?

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Speaker 1: Yes there is? Okay. Um. In my spare time, I

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Speaker 1: enjoy making erotic pastries. What yeah, erotic piked goods. You

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Speaker 1: know what those are? Like cookies shaped like body parts. Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I don't I don't. I don't sell them or anything.

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Speaker 1: I just cook them and then eat them. What wow,

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Speaker 1: They're like I'll bake a pair of boobies. No, please don't,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll eat them. Oh wow. I probably shouldn't

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Speaker 1: tell you the last thing that I was gonna tell you,

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Speaker 1: then should I would you? There's a last thing. There's

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Speaker 1: more stuff, just full disclosure here. I created a fake

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Speaker 1: woman's profile about myself with a dress, a wig, and makeup.

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Speaker 1: It's a whole nine yards. Would you wait? What I

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Speaker 1: call myself? CHRISTI online? Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: But if it makes you feel better, it's not weird.

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Speaker 1: I don't talk to any other guys. I just talk

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Speaker 1: to myself. No, it doesn't mean me feel better at all. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I I am myself. I chat with myself, and I

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Speaker 1: do it in two separate rooms, Like I have a

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Speaker 1: computer in the living room a computer in the bedroom,

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Speaker 1: and I just run back and forth for a few

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Speaker 1: hours and have conversations with myself as a woman. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. That but why, I don't understand where you're

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Speaker 1: getting upset about it. I don't talk to any other guys.

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Speaker 1: It's not Chris. We've been talked for three months. Not

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Speaker 1: once did you ever say that there? What's the name

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Speaker 1: of it? Christie? Christie? You never mentioned Christie. You never

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Speaker 1: mentioned erotic bike goods, you never mentioned Star Wars battles.

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Speaker 1: I mean I even told Christie all about you the

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Speaker 1: other night. Who's Christie? Oh you mean you told yourself

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Speaker 1: all about me with the female profile of myself. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I told her all about you. Talk to yourself from

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Speaker 1: room to room. So you told yourself about me. You

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Speaker 1: already know about me. This is really weird and confusing.

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Speaker 1: Now Christie didn't know about you, and now she does,

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Speaker 1: and she was happy. Christie was happy for me. Who

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Speaker 1: cares what Christie thinks? Christie's you even? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? What weird you out? If I told you

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Speaker 1: that this is actually jewel from Brooklyn Jewel in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you shut the fuck up. Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Tina set you up. She said, you've been

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Speaker 1: talking to a guy online for a couple of months now,

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Speaker 1: and you want to mess with you. I can't. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. So you can thank her? Oh I am

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Speaker 1: not going to thank her. I'm gonna kick on an

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Speaker 1: app week up every morning with Jewel phone taps weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties two point five. Ever want to

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Speaker 1: down what he's doing? How it alternalize