Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gam gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. How old do
Speaker 1: you think that Dylan looks Jay? I mean forty for sure? Okay?
Speaker 1: And how old are you? Twenty seven? Twenty seven hard
Speaker 1: twenty seven? Yeah, okay, looks like it's a lived in body. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're drinking white claws and twisted teas today, trying
Speaker 1: to get healthy. Dan, We're on a diet. Uh. Everybody's
Speaker 1: drinking but me. You want to twist a day, I
Speaker 1: should be the one drinking. Listening to the Ellis bat
Speaker 1: Larry there. I don't know how you don't drink every time?
Speaker 1: I know, Matt, I am here, Dan, Oh wow, Bad
Speaker 1: Larry's on time. Yeah yeah, No no funeral this week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no funeral this week, no past, no um and Dan,
Speaker 1: I'm drinking water today, April water water. I'm still drinking bud.
Speaker 1: It's not bud light by the way, I'm still drinking
Speaker 1: Bud heavies and uh. But I'm on water and I
Speaker 1: do have a little headache today. I will admit the
Speaker 1: first couple of days was fine. But I think I'm
Speaker 1: craving a coke today. Coward? What is okay? What does
Speaker 1: that mean? I don't. You're drinking water and you got
Speaker 1: a headache and you want I think like ten cokes
Speaker 1: a day, and for April, I think not cocacola or
Speaker 1: diet coke at cocacola coke, coke regular. Do you have diabetes? Larry?
Speaker 1: You got the sugar beeties you've gotten You're twenty seven
Speaker 1: with your whole body and you're talking to me. Akay, No,
Speaker 1: all right, no blood works perfect, I have no but um,
Speaker 1: I got a little headache today. If you don't have
Speaker 1: slightly fatty liver, I would be because I have that.
Speaker 1: You guys haven't seen bad Larry yet. No, not. It's
Speaker 1: like for a couple of times. Yeah, once you see
Speaker 1: that in person, it'll never leave you drinking. It'll never
Speaker 1: leave the rest it is. Yeah, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: let me recap here. So Dylan, uh, well, you want
Speaker 1: a half a unit like back then Shay won one units.
Speaker 1: You're back to zero. Bad Larry lost four units last week,
Speaker 1: so he's still plus eleven. Uh, yeah, you're not giving
Speaker 1: me my Yukon win from a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Never mind, We're gon't worry about it. Dan, I Ray
Speaker 1: is the one who keeps he's doing he's scoreboard here.
Speaker 1: Uh did don't we cheating, Larry. We're not cheating Larry. Larry,
Speaker 1: I have it right on Dan sheet. You kind of
Speaker 1: win at all minus one twenty five and it's in green.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I didn't notice that. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: have that, but I just want to make sure you
Speaker 1: didn't forget about it because it was like three weeks
Speaker 1: ago and I thought I was only I didn't think
Speaker 1: I got credit for it. You're saying you gave me
Speaker 1: credit for it. Yeah, I gave you. But you're fine, man,
Speaker 1: You're you're my man. You're starting to become my favorite
Speaker 1: guy on the show. By the way, what the hell
Speaker 1: he doesn't even talk. I just found out he keeps scoring.
Speaker 1: He's my man. Okay. The reason why we're doing it
Speaker 1: today Wednesdays so we can get in the master's picks
Speaker 1: and bad Larry has been pretty good at golf. Ye
Speaker 1: really good at golf. Let me recap from basketball action
Speaker 1: that these guys had bad. Larry did not do well
Speaker 1: in his two units one unit. Uh, and you had
Speaker 1: Yukon winning it all. You also had uab over North
Speaker 1: Texas baseball. You did well in baseball as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and golf you did just Okay, that that sound right, Larry.
Speaker 1: As long as you got me four and one in baseball,
Speaker 1: I'm fine. Yeah, I got you four and one in baseball.
Speaker 1: There we go. Okay, Okay, all right, I'm just recapping here.
Speaker 1: There shouldn't be any animosity here, all right. I got
Speaker 1: a headache, than come on, uh shaye, let's see uh
Speaker 1: kind of hit or miss all the way through this.
Speaker 1: And one in baseball, one and one in basketball. I
Speaker 1: mean that's a win, Danny taking it every time? Okay.
Speaker 1: What about the over under on total runs scored on
Speaker 1: opening day? Yeah, that backfired. I told you, weren't they
Speaker 1: begging you to take the over in this and you
Speaker 1: took the under? Yeah, because they're begging me to take
Speaker 1: the over. I mean, it's all the aces are on
Speaker 1: the hill on opening day. So it was one twenty
Speaker 1: point five total runs on opening day turned out to
Speaker 1: be one twenty seven. Yeah. Uh. Anything else in here
Speaker 1: a max Verse stopping winning the Australian course. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got that one right. Anything else in here, dil um,
Speaker 1: I had Rangers, Mets, Brewers money line parlay. Brewers screwed
Speaker 1: me on that one, UM FU plus two though, even
Speaker 1: though they should have won out right that I actually
Speaker 1: ended up betting the money line too. That was terrible.
Speaker 1: And Miami did not win the title, No they did not. No, okay,
Speaker 1: that turns us to this week, and bad Larry. You
Speaker 1: get to start since you're in the lead plus eleven
Speaker 1: U minutes, and let's start with the Masters. We're gonna
Speaker 1: give a lot of units away and the Masters because
Speaker 1: it's just fun to watch. UM top twenties one units each.
Speaker 1: Zander shoffle shotly you know my boys shuffle, Xander shuffle
Speaker 1: all right, Sunjay M very good. I got m right,
Speaker 1: And so I want those three in the top twenty,
Speaker 1: all right. Then top ten to two of them Xander
Speaker 1: and Sunjay. And then I got a one, two, three, four,
Speaker 1: five tournament matchups. Well wait, wait do you have are
Speaker 1: you betting Tommy Fleetwood as the top twenty finish? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just top twenty, yes, those three top twenties, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and then just two of them top tens. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so top ten finishes, you got Xander Shuffle and sun
Speaker 1: Jam correct. Okay, Now you have matchups here, right, And
Speaker 1: I didn't do um Draft Kings or whoever you guys
Speaker 1: use I used my off shore bookie and my matchups
Speaker 1: with Xander against Tony f now Xander against Colin Moore
Speaker 1: Kawa and then Sunday against Cameron Young and Sunjay against
Speaker 1: maxhoma Ja. He's even saying that, right, and then and
Speaker 1: then Tommy Fleet would Oversane Lowry. Okay, so they're one
Speaker 1: unit one unit each. I knows those three guys, all right,
Speaker 1: anything else that you would like to add, then I
Speaker 1: just I went into Raise this morning. At the counter
Speaker 1: we started talking about top live player, and I saw
Speaker 1: twelve to one on Patrick Reid as being a top
Speaker 1: live player. Now, I know, I know it's you know,
Speaker 1: it's probably gonna be Rory, But at twelve to one,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a little shot one unit, I'm Patrick
Speaker 1: Read to be the top live player. Well, Rory's not
Speaker 1: a live player, like the opposite of he's like anti live. Yes, oh,
Speaker 1: so I don't have to beat Rory that's good. Christ.
Speaker 1: You have to beat like Dustin Johnson, Cam Smith brooks Ka.
Speaker 1: But Reed was like the sixth choice way to go Larry. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I forget they shot at it. If I don't
Speaker 1: have to be Rory, I should put another unit off.
Speaker 1: I'll stay with the one unit on Patrick Reed. Okay, Ray,
Speaker 1: are you getting all these things down? Just so? I
Speaker 1: think you know Larry didn't get mad at me. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Ray is handling that, Shay, You're up all right.
Speaker 1: Corey Connors plus five thousand to win. Um. I like
Speaker 1: his Iron Game, Iron Game, Matters of the Masters and
Speaker 1: this on the heels of the Valero Open. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: he's a connuct that might change things. Yeah. And he's
Speaker 1: done well, he's had a couple of top ten finishes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's done all right. Yeah. John Ram Ram Ram Ram
Speaker 1: uh plus nine hundred, Shane Lowry plus fifty five hundred,
Speaker 1: another good iron player. Okay, Uh, Top five, I gotta
Speaker 1: go with hook them Spieth okay plus three sixty and
Speaker 1: then top thirty. Sue Woo Kim see Woo Sue Woo
Speaker 1: Kim plus one fifty Bang Bang Oh, I got baseball
Speaker 1: two uh, Minnesota laying the one twenty and then the
Speaker 1: under in the White Sox Giants Game seven and a half.
Speaker 1: All right, so twins minus one twenty over the Marlins. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're gonna They're gonna go on base. They're gonna get
Speaker 1: on base. Okay, Dylan, are you ready for years? I think? So? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, going Rambo to win plus eight fifty, cam
Speaker 1: Smith to win plus twenty five hundred, UM, and Hovelin
Speaker 1: to win plus thirty five hundred. Those are all one unit.
Speaker 1: Spreading it around, I thought, do you love Hovelin or
Speaker 1: does Bad Larry love Bad Larry loves Victor Hoveland? Different people,
Speaker 1: right from two different different golfer Okay, um? And then
Speaker 1: I'm going so those are all one unit, and I'm
Speaker 1: going top ten finishes Sung JM top ten plus three hundred,
Speaker 1: Keith Mitchell top ten plus six fifty. Is he a
Speaker 1: visor guy? Yep, Cashmere Keith. I have problems with visors.
Speaker 1: I do. I have a problem with the guys you
Speaker 1: wear advisors. I mean, you can really only wear it
Speaker 1: playing golf, not look like a total idiot. Don't tell
Speaker 1: Gruden or on the sidelines, Yeah I did. I don't
Speaker 1: understand the visor you ever see the guy with the
Speaker 1: thinning hair and the visor, It's like you could just
Speaker 1: get the top part put on like a sunburned Yeah.
Speaker 1: Probably What else do you have? Um, I'm going Corey
Speaker 1: Connors to miss the cuts I had? Are you fading well? Like? So?
Speaker 1: Him and Cam Smith I think are the only guy's
Speaker 1: the last three years to finish top ten at the Masters,
Speaker 1: And I've seen that stat everywhere. I'm like, that's just
Speaker 1: ripe for a letdown down twenty four units or nice
Speaker 1: Canadian letdown? Well, Cam was what tenth, second, fifth, fifth, Yeah,
Speaker 1: his last four I don't know that. Yeah, you want
Speaker 1: to hop on I picked him? No fuck that. I
Speaker 1: would have hopped on a football season, but not this shit. Okay,
Speaker 1: anything else. Um, So I'm going no hole in one
Speaker 1: in the tournament plus one fifty. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I bet this a lot and I always get fucked
Speaker 1: by it. How many many? How many hole and ones
Speaker 1: do you think they've been in the history of the
Speaker 1: Masters competition? Okay, not Part three or any of that stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you over under twenty eight twenty eight
Speaker 1: holes in the history and the history of the Masters,
Speaker 1: only on CBS hello, friends, forty forty that would be over, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said they. I'll give you the okay, thirty four
Speaker 1: thirty that's pretty good. Thirty four yeah, anything else that
Speaker 1: you have here, yep um. I actually so, I added
Speaker 1: this after the fact. I'm gonna hedge that one a
Speaker 1: little bit. I'm gonna take there to be a hole
Speaker 1: in one on hole twelve because that's plus twelve hundred.
Speaker 1: What the okay, wait a minute, are you taking no
Speaker 1: hole in ones but now you're taking a hole in
Speaker 1: one on twelve but two units on no hole in
Speaker 1: one one unit you're hedging plus one fifty. Yeah, okay, Larry,
Speaker 1: if you want in on any of this stuff, just
Speaker 1: let us know. I guys, I want to start booking
Speaker 1: Shad's bets, I mean Dylan's bets. Yeah, what the fuck,
Speaker 1: la are you gonna take? You're gonna cover Dylan's bets.
Speaker 1: He's gonna book him. I mean, if he's gonna start
Speaker 1: like that. If you start exactly true, if you start
Speaker 1: booking my bets, I'll start trying. Say they were giving
Speaker 1: him twelve to one on the three team teams, I
Speaker 1: mean three team park lays. Now he's going on no
Speaker 1: hole in one and then picking the special hole that
Speaker 1: he might get a hole in one arm makes no
Speaker 1: sense to me. I'll book all those ship. If you're
Speaker 1: gonna have a hole in one, it's gonna be on sixteen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: twelve is really really I mean, that's why it's twelve hundred. Yeah, yeah, sixteen.
Speaker 1: Actually sixteen might have had longer odds. I have to
Speaker 1: double chat. I would if I was going to pick one,
Speaker 1: it's gotta be sixteen. Yeah, because it kind of funnels down.
Speaker 1: That's when it happens where it always. That's the magic
Speaker 1: on CBS. All right, anything else? Hello, friends? Yep, lacrosse
Speaker 1: season Dan Denver minus one and a half against Villanova,
Speaker 1: your alma mater, my alma mater, Harvard of the West. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good school, kind of a nerd. And these are these
Speaker 1: are Big East team is Denver and the Big East.
Speaker 1: Denver's in the Big East. Well, there's not. It's the
Speaker 1: school like the west of the Mississippi lacrosse in field hockey,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, right, yeah, because they're basketball teams in like
Speaker 1: the uh like whatever Sun Belt conferences, of course they are.
Speaker 1: Um so yeah, Denver minus one half against Villanova. No,
Speaker 1: no formula one this weekend, Dan, So I'm taking a
Speaker 1: little breather even though I'm getting hot on uh this,
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Ray, what do you have so really quickly?
Speaker 1: Hold one on twelve plus twelve hundred hold one on
Speaker 1: sixteen minus one thirty five. Yeah. Yeah, so that's the
Speaker 1: big difference to the overlooked that detail. But I'm sticking
Speaker 1: with twelve. Yeah you are. Yeah, if you're gonna have
Speaker 1: a hole in one will be on sixteen. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They they're kind of inviting. Man. You know what, maybe
Speaker 1: I'll sprinkle that into By the way, Shaye and Irving
Speaker 1: has his podcast. It's called Shay and Irving wherever you
Speaker 1: get your podcast, And according to Ray, our podcast is
Speaker 1: available wherever you get your podcast. So what does that mean?
Speaker 1: So we just put it on on all platforms. We
Speaker 1: were on iTunes and Omni before us. Now we're on
Speaker 1: Google Play, everywhere you can get Spotify, everything you can
Speaker 1: get your podcasts, we're on and by the way, no podcast.
Speaker 1: Next week. We're on vacation and it's probably good that
Speaker 1: we get away from each other for for a little while.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it together. I think we need it
Speaker 1: a little dry out. By the way, you didn't go
Speaker 1: to the Yankee game. No, I canceled it. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: but I did go to the city. That guy didn't sleep. Um,
Speaker 1: it was a good run I had. Who'd you go with?
Speaker 1: Some work shit they want to do? You know, hey,
Speaker 1: don't quit. The company is still party? Is it like
Speaker 1: a morale boosting? Yeah, team building. You're good at your job.
Speaker 1: Let's all go fucking party in the city and whatever.
Speaker 1: And I just I hit the streets, Danny, as soon
Speaker 1: as that dinner was over. I was in the East
Speaker 1: Village like bang. Nothing says I'm a morale boosting Like
Speaker 1: trying to get out of the East Village at seven
Speaker 1: in the morning, hopping on an eight to two at
Speaker 1: a grand seven. That train ride home is the saddest
Speaker 1: ride of your life. I'm a pro. This ship doesn't
Speaker 1: bother me. I'm rocking and rolling crying when you get home.
Speaker 1: You got three daughters at home? Yeah, I went. I
Speaker 1: went to work. I went straight to work. Oh you did,
Speaker 1: I have to train all the way to Milford. I
Speaker 1: went straight to work, put in a full day. Then
Speaker 1: I went home and kind of blurry after that, But
Speaker 1: I know I went to sleep very well. You don't
Speaker 1: there's no conversation. What's the conversation? Where was daddy? Yeah, daddy?
Speaker 1: Oh right, you smell kids. No, they don't ask me
Speaker 1: those questions. They know better. Does your wife know better?
Speaker 1: The roommate does not know better, but she asked a
Speaker 1: lot of questions and I just, you know, knoed them off.
Speaker 1: A guy Daddy just got Daddy at the streets hanging
Speaker 1: out the hotel bar. Oh man, it was at night.
Speaker 1: I know people in city. So it gets weird quick.
Speaker 1: So Shay and Irving his podcast and of course this
Speaker 1: podcast as well. Larry, anything that you would like to
Speaker 1: add before we a close up shop here. No, I'm
Speaker 1: a little bumped because I am we're driving the main. Fuck. No,
Speaker 1: don't I know what you're doing. You're gonna be available
Speaker 1: next week and we won't be here because we'll be
Speaker 1: on vacation. I can't believe we were not going to
Speaker 1: be giving you. I knew it. We're gonna let it,
Speaker 1: were gonna let the melow just mellow for like two
Speaker 1: weeks from now, we'll talk about how great my master's were.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm tired of it getting gas lit by Larry
Speaker 1: for him not coming. You're so full of shit, Larry.
Speaker 1: I know I'm coming. I'm driving the main tomorrow whatever
Speaker 1: it doesn't even tomorrow morning early, I'll be going through
Speaker 1: Milford right on Rue fifteen or whatever. You wilbur Cross
Speaker 1: Highway when Merrit, you idiot, change in wilver Cross the
Speaker 1: Merrit Parkway been there since the fucking thirties. And you
Speaker 1: seem to drive up and down at a ship Ton
Speaker 1: without Milford. You never stopped. And you know it's just
Speaker 1: me and my wife tomorrow. I don't even have my
Speaker 1: sister in law with us. So what are you gonna
Speaker 1: do by the Xanex? Yeah, there'll be no zanex on
Speaker 1: the trip, so you could get it. Wait, you're gonna
Speaker 1: stop by? I said, I might. I don't know yet
Speaker 1: my plans parent in cement, but I might have to
Speaker 1: stop buy this iss alo. Okay, let me know. We'd
Speaker 1: love to see you. But do you Shay there every day? No,
Speaker 1: Shay's not here. He's got a job, jobby job. Jacob
Speaker 1: probably busted it up. Definitely actually shows up. Well, Okay,
Speaker 1: if if you show up and Shake comes over, then
Speaker 1: you can't just go, Hey, I gotta leave now. True?
Speaker 1: Oh no, we'll go for a couple of hours, but
Speaker 1: I do have to drive the rest of the way
Speaker 1: to main So what is my drinking competition? Oh, you're
Speaker 1: getting scared, Larry. You're taking a dui during the day. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Its fine, Oh the wise man, Dylan. Thank you. Dan
Speaker 1: will check in around eight thirty nine in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a little tex Yeah, let me know
Speaker 1: if I can. Let me know if I can stop
Speaker 1: once again. And I gotta meet. I gotta meet Picture
Speaker 1: Day Ray and Dylan. Yeah. I know I'm gonna meet
Speaker 1: you in one of these days. But Picture Day Ray
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like he he hangs out much like Damn
Speaker 1: go to his job to find and roasted dude. God.
Speaker 1: Ray doesn't have much of a life, though, Dode, That's
Speaker 1: not true. I go out every once in a while,
Speaker 1: Me and Dylan go hang out. Larry, You're more than
Speaker 1: welcome to come with us if you think you can
Speaker 1: keep up. Oh wow, wow, wow man. Well now you
Speaker 1: got Pictured Day Ray giving you shit. I would be
Speaker 1: afraid of Dylan and Shay Picture Day Ray. No, not
Speaker 1: as much. Rayonhang Khan. I've gone a lunch. Ray Ray
Speaker 1: is our Jared Goff look alike? Really or yeah, I
Speaker 1: still think he looks like Kad Cunningham. Who Kad Cunningham?
Speaker 1: The hell's that on the Pistons? Oh? Fuck right, the
Speaker 1: Pistons out of state? Yeah, like mix. First off, that
Speaker 1: name doesn't sound black at all. Kate Cunningham. You don't
Speaker 1: look like Kate cunninghammet he's black. How many fucking drinks
Speaker 1: have you had? Not even one? No? Pull up, Jared Gold. No,
Speaker 1: he does look like Jared Goff, looks like Jared Goff.
Speaker 1: Do you have a girlfriend like Jared Goff? Does? Hell?
Speaker 1: Not like Jared Goff does? Yeah, you're Jared. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: look like Jared. All right, bad laird, let me know,
Speaker 1: let you know if you're gonna stop by. Good luck,
Speaker 1: good luck? Alright, okay, all right, well we'll talk to
Speaker 1: you in a couple of weeks. On Dan Patrick takes again.