WEBVTT - Episode 65: I'm On A Diet

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gam gambling. There's something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. How old do

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<v Speaker 1>you think that Dylan looks Jay? I mean forty for sure? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And how old are you? Twenty seven? Twenty seven hard

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seven? Yeah, okay, looks like it's a lived in body. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're drinking white claws and twisted teas today, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get healthy. Dan, We're on a diet. Uh. Everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>drinking but me. You want to twist a day, I

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<v Speaker 1>should be the one drinking. Listening to the Ellis bat

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<v Speaker 1>Larry there. I don't know how you don't drink every time?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, Matt, I am here, Dan, Oh wow, Bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry's on time. Yeah yeah, No no funeral this week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no funeral this week, no past, no um and Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm drinking water today, April water water. I'm still drinking bud.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not bud light by the way, I'm still drinking

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<v Speaker 1>Bud heavies and uh. But I'm on water and I

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<v Speaker 1>do have a little headache today. I will admit the

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<v Speaker 1>first couple of days was fine. But I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>craving a coke today. Coward? What is okay? What does

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<v Speaker 1>that mean? I don't. You're drinking water and you got

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<v Speaker 1>a headache and you want I think like ten cokes

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<v Speaker 1>a day, and for April, I think not cocacola or

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<v Speaker 1>diet coke at cocacola coke, coke regular. Do you have diabetes? Larry?

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<v Speaker 1>You got the sugar beeties you've gotten You're twenty seven

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<v Speaker 1>with your whole body and you're talking to me. Akay, No,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, no blood works perfect, I have no but um,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a little headache today. If you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>slightly fatty liver, I would be because I have that.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys haven't seen bad Larry yet. No, not. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like for a couple of times. Yeah, once you see

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<v Speaker 1>that in person, it'll never leave you drinking. It'll never

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<v Speaker 1>leave the rest it is. Yeah, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let me recap here. So Dylan, uh, well, you want

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<v Speaker 1>a half a unit like back then Shay won one units.

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<v Speaker 1>You're back to zero. Bad Larry lost four units last week,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's still plus eleven. Uh, yeah, you're not giving

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<v Speaker 1>me my Yukon win from a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Never mind, We're gon't worry about it. Dan, I Ray

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<v Speaker 1>is the one who keeps he's doing he's scoreboard here.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh did don't we cheating, Larry. We're not cheating Larry. Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>I have it right on Dan sheet. You kind of

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<v Speaker 1>win at all minus one twenty five and it's in green.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I didn't notice that. I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have that, but I just want to make sure you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't forget about it because it was like three weeks

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<v Speaker 1>ago and I thought I was only I didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>I got credit for it. You're saying you gave me

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<v Speaker 1>credit for it. Yeah, I gave you. But you're fine, man,

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're my man. You're starting to become my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>guy on the show. By the way, what the hell

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't even talk. I just found out he keeps scoring.

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<v Speaker 1>He's my man. Okay. The reason why we're doing it

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<v Speaker 1>today Wednesdays so we can get in the master's picks

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<v Speaker 1>and bad Larry has been pretty good at golf. Ye

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<v Speaker 1>really good at golf. Let me recap from basketball action

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<v Speaker 1>that these guys had bad. Larry did not do well

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<v Speaker 1>in his two units one unit. Uh, and you had

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<v Speaker 1>Yukon winning it all. You also had uab over North

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<v Speaker 1>Texas baseball. You did well in baseball as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and golf you did just Okay, that that sound right, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>As long as you got me four and one in baseball,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. Yeah, I got you four and one in baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go. Okay, Okay, all right, I'm just recapping here.

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<v Speaker 1>There shouldn't be any animosity here, all right. I got

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<v Speaker 1>a headache, than come on, uh shaye, let's see uh

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hit or miss all the way through this.

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<v Speaker 1>And one in baseball, one and one in basketball. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that's a win, Danny taking it every time? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the over under on total runs scored on

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<v Speaker 1>opening day? Yeah, that backfired. I told you, weren't they

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<v Speaker 1>begging you to take the over in this and you

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<v Speaker 1>took the under? Yeah, because they're begging me to take

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<v Speaker 1>the over. I mean, it's all the aces are on

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<v Speaker 1>the hill on opening day. So it was one twenty

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<v Speaker 1>point five total runs on opening day turned out to

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<v Speaker 1>be one twenty seven. Yeah. Uh. Anything else in here

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<v Speaker 1>a max Verse stopping winning the Australian course. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>got that one right. Anything else in here, dil um,

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<v Speaker 1>I had Rangers, Mets, Brewers money line parlay. Brewers screwed

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<v Speaker 1>me on that one, UM FU plus two though, even

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<v Speaker 1>though they should have won out right that I actually

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<v Speaker 1>ended up betting the money line too. That was terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>And Miami did not win the title, No they did not. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that turns us to this week, and bad Larry. You

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<v Speaker 1>get to start since you're in the lead plus eleven

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<v Speaker 1>U minutes, and let's start with the Masters. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give a lot of units away and the Masters because

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<v Speaker 1>it's just fun to watch. UM top twenties one units each.

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<v Speaker 1>Zander shoffle shotly you know my boys shuffle, Xander shuffle

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Sunjay M very good. I got m right,

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<v Speaker 1>And so I want those three in the top twenty,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Then top ten to two of them Xander

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<v Speaker 1>and Sunjay. And then I got a one, two, three, four,

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<v Speaker 1>five tournament matchups. Well wait, wait do you have are

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<v Speaker 1>you betting Tommy Fleetwood as the top twenty finish? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Just top twenty, yes, those three top twenties, Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then just two of them top tens. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so top ten finishes, you got Xander Shuffle and sun

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<v Speaker 1>Jam correct. Okay, Now you have matchups here, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do um Draft Kings or whoever you guys

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<v Speaker 1>use I used my off shore bookie and my matchups

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<v Speaker 1>with Xander against Tony f now Xander against Colin Moore

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<v Speaker 1>Kawa and then Sunday against Cameron Young and Sunjay against

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<v Speaker 1>maxhoma Ja. He's even saying that, right, and then and

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<v Speaker 1>then Tommy Fleet would Oversane Lowry. Okay, so they're one

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<v Speaker 1>unit one unit each. I knows those three guys, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>anything else that you would like to add, then I

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<v Speaker 1>just I went into Raise this morning. At the counter

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<v Speaker 1>we started talking about top live player, and I saw

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<v Speaker 1>twelve to one on Patrick Reid as being a top

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<v Speaker 1>live player. Now, I know, I know it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably gonna be Rory, But at twelve to one,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take a little shot one unit, I'm Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>Read to be the top live player. Well, Rory's not

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<v Speaker 1>a live player, like the opposite of he's like anti live. Yes, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't have to beat Rory that's good. Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to beat like Dustin Johnson, Cam Smith brooks Ka.

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<v Speaker 1>But Reed was like the sixth choice way to go Larry. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I forget they shot at it. If I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to be Rory, I should put another unit off.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll stay with the one unit on Patrick Reed. Okay, Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>are you getting all these things down? Just so? I

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<v Speaker 1>think you know Larry didn't get mad at me. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Ray is handling that, Shay, You're up all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Corey Connors plus five thousand to win. Um. I like

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<v Speaker 1>his Iron Game, Iron Game, Matters of the Masters and

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<v Speaker 1>this on the heels of the Valero Open. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a connuct that might change things. Yeah. And he's

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<v Speaker 1>done well, he's had a couple of top ten finishes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's done all right. Yeah. John Ram Ram Ram Ram

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<v Speaker 1>uh plus nine hundred, Shane Lowry plus fifty five hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>another good iron player. Okay, Uh, Top five, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go with hook them Spieth okay plus three sixty and

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<v Speaker 1>then top thirty. Sue Woo Kim see Woo Sue Woo

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<v Speaker 1>Kim plus one fifty Bang Bang Oh, I got baseball

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<v Speaker 1>two uh, Minnesota laying the one twenty and then the

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<v Speaker 1>under in the White Sox Giants Game seven and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so twins minus one twenty over the Marlins. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna They're gonna go on base. They're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>on base. Okay, Dylan, are you ready for years? I think? So? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, going Rambo to win plus eight fifty, cam

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<v Speaker 1>Smith to win plus twenty five hundred, UM, and Hovelin

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<v Speaker 1>to win plus thirty five hundred. Those are all one unit.

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<v Speaker 1>Spreading it around, I thought, do you love Hovelin or

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<v Speaker 1>does Bad Larry love Bad Larry loves Victor Hoveland? Different people,

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<v Speaker 1>right from two different different golfer Okay, um? And then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going so those are all one unit, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going top ten finishes Sung JM top ten plus three hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>Keith Mitchell top ten plus six fifty. Is he a

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<v Speaker 1>visor guy? Yep, Cashmere Keith. I have problems with visors.

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I have a problem with the guys you

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<v Speaker 1>wear advisors. I mean, you can really only wear it

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<v Speaker 1>playing golf, not look like a total idiot. Don't tell

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<v Speaker 1>Gruden or on the sidelines, Yeah I did. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand the visor you ever see the guy with the

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<v Speaker 1>thinning hair and the visor, It's like you could just

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<v Speaker 1>get the top part put on like a sunburned Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably What else do you have? Um, I'm going Corey

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<v Speaker 1>Connors to miss the cuts I had? Are you fading well? Like? So?

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<v Speaker 1>Him and Cam Smith I think are the only guy's

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<v Speaker 1>the last three years to finish top ten at the Masters,

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<v Speaker 1>And I've seen that stat everywhere. I'm like, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>ripe for a letdown down twenty four units or nice

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<v Speaker 1>Canadian letdown? Well, Cam was what tenth, second, fifth, fifth, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>his last four I don't know that. Yeah, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to hop on I picked him? No fuck that. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have hopped on a football season, but not this shit. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>anything else. Um, So I'm going no hole in one

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<v Speaker 1>in the tournament plus one fifty. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet this a lot and I always get fucked

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<v Speaker 1>by it. How many many? How many hole and ones

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<v Speaker 1>do you think they've been in the history of the

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<v Speaker 1>Masters competition? Okay, not Part three or any of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you over under twenty eight twenty eight

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<v Speaker 1>holes in the history and the history of the Masters,

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<v Speaker 1>only on CBS hello, friends, forty forty that would be over, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I said they. I'll give you the okay, thirty four

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<v Speaker 1>thirty that's pretty good. Thirty four yeah, anything else that

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<v Speaker 1>you have here, yep um. I actually so, I added

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<v Speaker 1>this after the fact. I'm gonna hedge that one a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. I'm gonna take there to be a hole

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<v Speaker 1>in one on hole twelve because that's plus twelve hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>What the okay, wait a minute, are you taking no

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<v Speaker 1>hole in ones but now you're taking a hole in

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<v Speaker 1>one on twelve but two units on no hole in

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<v Speaker 1>one one unit you're hedging plus one fifty. Yeah, okay, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want in on any of this stuff, just

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<v Speaker 1>let us know. I guys, I want to start booking

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<v Speaker 1>Shad's bets, I mean Dylan's bets. Yeah, what the fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>la are you gonna take? You're gonna cover Dylan's bets.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna book him. I mean, if he's gonna start

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<v Speaker 1>like that. If you start exactly true, if you start

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<v Speaker 1>booking my bets, I'll start trying. Say they were giving

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<v Speaker 1>him twelve to one on the three team teams, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean three team park lays. Now he's going on no

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<v Speaker 1>hole in one and then picking the special hole that

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<v Speaker 1>he might get a hole in one arm makes no

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<v Speaker 1>sense to me. I'll book all those ship. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have a hole in one, it's gonna be on sixteen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>twelve is really really I mean, that's why it's twelve hundred. Yeah, yeah, sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually sixteen might have had longer odds. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>double chat. I would if I was going to pick one,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gotta be sixteen. Yeah, because it kind of funnels down.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when it happens where it always. That's the magic

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<v Speaker 1>on CBS. All right, anything else? Hello, friends? Yep, lacrosse

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<v Speaker 1>season Dan Denver minus one and a half against Villanova,

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<v Speaker 1>your alma mater, my alma mater, Harvard of the West. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good school, kind of a nerd. And these are these

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<v Speaker 1>are Big East team is Denver and the Big East.

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<v Speaker 1>Denver's in the Big East. Well, there's not. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>school like the west of the Mississippi lacrosse in field hockey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure, right, yeah, because they're basketball teams in like

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<v Speaker 1>the uh like whatever Sun Belt conferences, of course they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Um so yeah, Denver minus one half against Villanova. No,

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<v Speaker 1>no formula one this weekend, Dan, So I'm taking a

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<v Speaker 1>little breather even though I'm getting hot on uh this,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, Ray, what do you have so really quickly?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold one on twelve plus twelve hundred hold one on

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen minus one thirty five. Yeah. Yeah, so that's the

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<v Speaker 1>big difference to the overlooked that detail. But I'm sticking

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<v Speaker 1>with twelve. Yeah you are. Yeah, if you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>a hole in one will be on sixteen. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They they're kind of inviting. Man. You know what, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'll sprinkle that into By the way, Shaye and Irving

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<v Speaker 1>has his podcast. It's called Shay and Irving wherever you

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<v Speaker 1>get your podcast, And according to Ray, our podcast is

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<v Speaker 1>available wherever you get your podcast. So what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>So we just put it on on all platforms. We

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<v Speaker 1>were on iTunes and Omni before us. Now we're on

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<v Speaker 1>Google Play, everywhere you can get Spotify, everything you can

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<v Speaker 1>get your podcasts, we're on and by the way, no podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Next week. We're on vacation and it's probably good that

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<v Speaker 1>we get away from each other for for a little while.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about it together. I think we need it

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<v Speaker 1>a little dry out. By the way, you didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>to the Yankee game. No, I canceled it. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did go to the city. That guy didn't sleep. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a good run I had. Who'd you go with?

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<v Speaker 1>Some work shit they want to do? You know, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>don't quit. The company is still party? Is it like

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<v Speaker 1>a morale boosting? Yeah, team building. You're good at your job.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's all go fucking party in the city and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just I hit the streets, Danny, as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as that dinner was over. I was in the East

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<v Speaker 1>Village like bang. Nothing says I'm a morale boosting Like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get out of the East Village at seven

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, hopping on an eight to two at

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<v Speaker 1>a grand seven. That train ride home is the saddest

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<v Speaker 1>ride of your life. I'm a pro. This ship doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>bother me. I'm rocking and rolling crying when you get home.

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<v Speaker 1>You got three daughters at home? Yeah, I went. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to work. I went straight to work. Oh you did,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to train all the way to Milford. I

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<v Speaker 1>went straight to work, put in a full day. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I went home and kind of blurry after that, But

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<v Speaker 1>I know I went to sleep very well. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>there's no conversation. What's the conversation? Where was daddy? Yeah, daddy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right, you smell kids. No, they don't ask me

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<v Speaker 1>those questions. They know better. Does your wife know better?

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<v Speaker 1>The roommate does not know better, but she asked a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of questions and I just, you know, knoed them off.

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<v Speaker 1>A guy Daddy just got Daddy at the streets hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out the hotel bar. Oh man, it was at night.

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<v Speaker 1>I know people in city. So it gets weird quick.

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<v Speaker 1>So Shay and Irving his podcast and of course this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast as well. Larry, anything that you would like to

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<v Speaker 1>add before we a close up shop here. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little bumped because I am we're driving the main. Fuck. No,

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<v Speaker 1>don't I know what you're doing. You're gonna be available

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<v Speaker 1>next week and we won't be here because we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>on vacation. I can't believe we were not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be giving you. I knew it. We're gonna let it,

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna let the melow just mellow for like two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks from now, we'll talk about how great my master's were.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm tired of it getting gas lit by Larry

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<v Speaker 1>for him not coming. You're so full of shit, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm coming. I'm driving the main tomorrow whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't even tomorrow morning early, I'll be going through

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<v Speaker 1>Milford right on Rue fifteen or whatever. You wilbur Cross

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<v Speaker 1>Highway when Merrit, you idiot, change in wilver Cross the

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<v Speaker 1>Merrit Parkway been there since the fucking thirties. And you

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<v Speaker 1>seem to drive up and down at a ship Ton

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<v Speaker 1>without Milford. You never stopped. And you know it's just

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<v Speaker 1>me and my wife tomorrow. I don't even have my

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<v Speaker 1>sister in law with us. So what are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do by the Xanex? Yeah, there'll be no zanex on

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<v Speaker 1>the trip, so you could get it. Wait, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stop by? I said, I might. I don't know yet

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<v Speaker 1>my plans parent in cement, but I might have to

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<v Speaker 1>stop buy this iss alo. Okay, let me know. We'd

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<v Speaker 1>love to see you. But do you Shay there every day? No,

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<v Speaker 1>Shay's not here. He's got a job, jobby job. Jacob

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<v Speaker 1>probably busted it up. Definitely actually shows up. Well, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if if you show up and Shake comes over, then

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<v Speaker 1>you can't just go, Hey, I gotta leave now. True?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, we'll go for a couple of hours, but

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<v Speaker 1>I do have to drive the rest of the way

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<v Speaker 1>to main So what is my drinking competition? Oh, you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting scared, Larry. You're taking a dui during the day. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>Its fine, Oh the wise man, Dylan. Thank you. Dan

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<v Speaker 1>will check in around eight thirty nine in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a little tex Yeah, let me know

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<v Speaker 1>if I can. Let me know if I can stop

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<v Speaker 1>once again. And I gotta meet. I gotta meet Picture

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<v Speaker 1>Day Ray and Dylan. Yeah. I know I'm gonna meet

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<v Speaker 1>you in one of these days. But Picture Day Ray

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't seem like he he hangs out much like Damn

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<v Speaker 1>go to his job to find and roasted dude. God.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray doesn't have much of a life, though, Dode, That's

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<v Speaker 1>not true. I go out every once in a while,

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<v Speaker 1>Me and Dylan go hang out. Larry, You're more than

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to come with us if you think you can

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<v Speaker 1>keep up. Oh wow, wow, wow man. Well now you

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<v Speaker 1>got Pictured Day Ray giving you shit. I would be

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<v Speaker 1>afraid of Dylan and Shay Picture Day Ray. No, not

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<v Speaker 1>as much. Rayonhang Khan. I've gone a lunch. Ray Ray

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<v Speaker 1>is our Jared Goff look alike? Really or yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>still think he looks like Kad Cunningham. Who Kad Cunningham?

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<v Speaker 1>The hell's that on the Pistons? Oh? Fuck right, the

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<v Speaker 1>Pistons out of state? Yeah, like mix. First off, that

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<v Speaker 1>name doesn't sound black at all. Kate Cunningham. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>look like Kate cunninghammet he's black. How many fucking drinks

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<v Speaker 1>have you had? Not even one? No? Pull up, Jared Gold. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he does look like Jared Goff, looks like Jared Goff.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a girlfriend like Jared Goff? Does? Hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Not like Jared Goff does? Yeah, you're Jared. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>look like Jared. All right, bad laird, let me know,

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<v Speaker 1>let you know if you're gonna stop by. Good luck,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck? Alright, okay, all right, well we'll talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you in a couple of weeks. On Dan Patrick takes again.