Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nicky, Hello here I am. It's
Speaker 1: a Nicki Glaser podcast. Welcome to the show. Today is Thursday,
Speaker 1: and I'm joined by Andrew Noah as always Andrew's and St. Louis.
Speaker 1: Noah is in Arizona. I am in Los Angeles, California,
Speaker 1: and today's off to a good start. I woke up
Speaker 1: today to a text from Um, a friend. I shan't.
Speaker 1: I shan't um say who, because I don't know the
Speaker 1: legality around this thing. But so I woke up this
Speaker 1: morning at like seven am and I just couldn't. I
Speaker 1: was just kind of like dattling on my phone a
Speaker 1: little bit before I drifted back to sleep, and I
Speaker 1: saw on Reddit that on the Taylor Swift message board
Speaker 1: that the Taylor Swift um album Midnight's, which is supposed
Speaker 1: to come out tonight at midnight, has been leaked as
Speaker 1: of maybe last night, and people on all the message
Speaker 1: boards are reviewing it, and I am obviously dying to
Speaker 1: hear it. Um, But I had like a moral issue
Speaker 1: of like do I listen? Listen? It's not gonna prevent
Speaker 1: me from buying all the merch all the records, like everything,
Speaker 1: but do I want to hear it, because it's like,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's like a shitty ripped version. So
Speaker 1: it's not like it's gonna if I hear that, it's
Speaker 1: gonna make her less money somehow, but it does. I
Speaker 1: know it would hurt her. And she's probably devastated that
Speaker 1: there's a leak because that even happened. She was doing
Speaker 1: this thing where she would reveal the every like couple
Speaker 1: of days, she would do this thing called like Midnights
Speaker 1: with Me with and then she would pull up a
Speaker 1: little ping pong ball out of a cage thing that
Speaker 1: she would spin and it would be a number between
Speaker 1: one and landa Vega. Do you remember who you landa
Speaker 1: Vega is? No, Maybe that's like a it's like a
Speaker 1: seventies thing because it's a kind of a seventies style.
Speaker 1: I think maybe it was local. He didn't listen that song,
Speaker 1: I think, so like um in between um nintime TV,
Speaker 1: like right before the news, they would pull the lottery
Speaker 1: numbers and there was a hostess and she would go,
Speaker 1: I'm your landa Vega. She just oh, I couldn't forget sure.
Speaker 1: So many besties know exactly what you're talking about, But
Speaker 1: I that's a cultural reference. I just missed. Um, maybe
Speaker 1: it was local to New York. Wasn't maybe sorry about that,
Speaker 1: Yolanda Vega. Well, yeah, so Taylor would be all Yolanda
Speaker 1: Vega about it, and she'd pick a ball and then
Speaker 1: she would say track number seven, and then she would
Speaker 1: turn on her amp and then she would pick up
Speaker 1: a phone and sometimes the phone would be upside down
Speaker 1: because she's cryptic and we don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1: And she would go a track number thirteen is called
Speaker 1: Lavender Hayes, and then she would hang up the phone
Speaker 1: and that's it. And Sweties are freaking out, like we
Speaker 1: know the name of a song. It's and no other
Speaker 1: fandom do people freak out about the names of songs? Yet,
Speaker 1: even me, I was like, why is this such a
Speaker 1: big deal to know the name of a track? But
Speaker 1: it is a big deal because it's just because it
Speaker 1: just is. Everything about her is a big deal. But
Speaker 1: even that, when you hear the name of a track,
Speaker 1: do you think what the song will be about? Do
Speaker 1: you feel like you have a good idea from just
Speaker 1: the name? Obviously? Like twenty two you know, well, there's
Speaker 1: one called Vigilante Ship, which is such a departure for
Speaker 1: her because it's only in reputation that, you know, her
Speaker 1: fourth album, fifth album, that she started even cussing or
Speaker 1: saying that like ship in songs. So to have it
Speaker 1: in a lyric is one thing, but to have it
Speaker 1: in the title of the song quite another. So it's
Speaker 1: called Vigilante Ship. Yeah, there's a part of you that goes,
Speaker 1: what could this be about? Who could this be about? Um?
Speaker 1: Lavender Hayes immediately made a lot of people think of
Speaker 1: the lover lyrics. She was like, um, and there's a
Speaker 1: some things and in a mysterious way, there's a something.
Speaker 1: I forget that there it sounded like another lyric to
Speaker 1: her song, and I forget it now. I'm a bad
Speaker 1: swifty but um So anyway, then she would go in
Speaker 1: and give little descriptions anyway, I'm sorry to become too
Speaker 1: swifty on this. That got leaked, like her track list
Speaker 1: got leaked somehow, she's in the middle of it. She
Speaker 1: probably you know, gave away seven tracks out of the fifteen,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden that got leaked. And so
Speaker 1: she was putting these videos out every midnight, every couple
Speaker 1: of days, and we couldn't really anticipate when she was
Speaker 1: doing it, Swifties were staying up late, you know. Um,
Speaker 1: and then one day it was just like she just
Speaker 1: put them all out, like she just put out every
Speaker 1: video of her picking out the balls because it got
Speaker 1: leaked and so now and also I just saw Techno
Speaker 1: Braun producing scooter and scooter. He's scooter yeah, scooter, yeah
Speaker 1: it is you think do you think do you think
Speaker 1: it's just someone in you know internally they're doing press kits.
Speaker 1: There's there's so much stuff that goes out before something
Speaker 1: comes out. At her level, it doesn't really have to anymore.
Speaker 1: But for instance, there is a Walmart I guess that
Speaker 1: accidentally put it out because they have it all in stock.
Speaker 1: It's not like it arrives and they put it out
Speaker 1: like it's coming out at midnight tonight, but it is
Speaker 1: already in stores now in stock rooms. So there you go.
Speaker 1: There you have it, like someone just stole one from
Speaker 1: a box somewhere and then boom, it's out there. So
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning and I kind of I
Speaker 1: googled Taylor swift leak. I was just looking for like snippets.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to hear a whole song. But I
Speaker 1: was definitely like, it's kind of like how I felt
Speaker 1: about like when celebrities. It felt like that, it felt
Speaker 1: like she doesn't want me to see this, this was
Speaker 1: meant for one person answer, and I felt like dirty
Speaker 1: about it. And then I went to a couple of
Speaker 1: sites and it was like clearly everything had been killed
Speaker 1: off that I can't find it. But then I wake
Speaker 1: up after my second waking up to a text from
Speaker 1: my friend who sent me. He said, I know it
Speaker 1: comes out tomorrow and it said Midnight's dot zip and
Speaker 1: he sent me the whole damn thing. And I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do with it because I am I
Speaker 1: wanted let's go through, let's go, let's go right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Like I guess I could listen to it,
Speaker 1: like we would could say allegedly I listen to it,
Speaker 1: and you could hear me listen to it and I
Speaker 1: wouldn't play it. But that's about all I could offer,
Speaker 1: and I don't even know if that would be legal.
Speaker 1: But I am. I am in this weird zone of
Speaker 1: like I want to listen to it so badly, but
Speaker 1: I do want I almost want to do I wanted
Speaker 1: to do a reaction video. But today my day is
Speaker 1: so fucking long that um that means I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to tape a reaction video until maybe tomorrow, and
Speaker 1: then I can't listen to the album until tomorrow. So
Speaker 1: I just don't know what to do with myself. Have
Speaker 1: you ever been that excited about a release of something
Speaker 1: like a golf club, a documentary about golf clubs, a
Speaker 1: opening of the golf club near you, anything golf? Have
Speaker 1: been anything that you? I mean, I think that our
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of. Yeah, I have been obsessed
Speaker 1: about things, but never like outside of myself, where I'm
Speaker 1: like waiting. I can't think of a thing, but I
Speaker 1: can think of like you know, in the Jewish religion,
Speaker 1: we have to fast one day and we can't eat
Speaker 1: or drink water all day. And that's how I feel
Speaker 1: like your brain is right now. I know one day antorectic.
Speaker 1: I did that for nine years every day I was fasting.
Speaker 1: I know what it's like to break a fast and
Speaker 1: how anticipatory it is. No, that's actually good, that's a
Speaker 1: really good like um example, I think, Look, if you
Speaker 1: send me the zip of Taylor Swift, I'll show you
Speaker 1: how easily. I could wait, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like in the same in the same regard, I can
Speaker 1: show you how fucking easy. It's called Midnight. It's kind
Speaker 1: of a dressing though. I have to say, because she
Speaker 1: said originally these are all songs she wrote in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night when she couldn't sleep, like things
Speaker 1: that would wake her up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: That's what she originally said, right, And so I'm thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: these are songs from her whole life that she's written
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night that somehow haven't ended
Speaker 1: up on another album, Like why wouldn't you put songs
Speaker 1: you wrote in the middle of night on other albums?
Speaker 1: That this is her tenth album and then should come
Speaker 1: out with like your next special by two pm or
Speaker 1: like somewhere like that's not cool at all. I wrote
Speaker 1: two pm in the middle of jokes, I wrote in
Speaker 1: the middle of the afternoon when I just couldn't sleep.
Speaker 1: Your midnight your midnight album would be sweaty bed. Is
Speaker 1: there an intruder? Dirty? Invisible? Invisible? Is it poop? Or
Speaker 1: spray tan in my sheets? Spray tan sheets and we're
Speaker 1: gonna leak each one? Oh my god, that's how many
Speaker 1: sleep masks I have. By the way, I my bed
Speaker 1: is littered with sleep masks. It's just it is there
Speaker 1: everywhere in my bed because they fall us in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night and I desperately need one to
Speaker 1: get back to sleep, and sometimes you can't find when
Speaker 1: it falls in the crevice. So I just have them everywhere.
Speaker 1: So anywhere I reach, I grab a sleep mask and
Speaker 1: put it on my head. Um, I'm so excited about
Speaker 1: this album. Um, but here's my thing, and this is
Speaker 1: no shade stews. Don't come after me. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: At first, when she said it was an album that
Speaker 1: she wrote all the songs at midnight, there was a
Speaker 1: part of me that was like, are we getting old stuff?
Speaker 1: Because by the way, she's doing re records of her
Speaker 1: old albums at Scott Brown now owns right, And in
Speaker 1: those rerecords, she's released songs on those new rerecorded albums
Speaker 1: that she did that didn't make the album, that like
Speaker 1: almost made it. So now she's like a better artist
Speaker 1: than she was when she made Red. So she's taking
Speaker 1: tracks that didn't really make Red and actually putting them
Speaker 1: out there. And they're called vault tracks. It's called that's
Speaker 1: what they're called. They were in the vault. So she's
Speaker 1: already been putting out stuff that she wrote long ago
Speaker 1: that wasn't really finished, and now there's a whole new scenes.
Speaker 1: There's a whole new album that she's like, these are
Speaker 1: songs I've written through my life at midnight. She didn't
Speaker 1: maybe say through my night, but these are songs I
Speaker 1: wrote in the middle of the night when you can't sleep.
Speaker 1: I think that's what she said. And I found a
Speaker 1: little bit of a problem with that because I'm like,
Speaker 1: you've already given us songs from your past, like this
Speaker 1: is either a new album or no album, Like we
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll take anything from her. I'll take it.
Speaker 1: If it's like recordings of her like sleep app recording
Speaker 1: her sleeping and you just hear her breathing and like
Speaker 1: muttering to herself, I would gladly buy that. So let
Speaker 1: me just say I and people can say whatever they
Speaker 1: want about this album that it's like not as good,
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know what people are being like
Speaker 1: a little bit of criticism that I see, I guarantee
Speaker 1: you it's fucking amazing, because this girl can't put out anything.
Speaker 1: But but hits. She's never not put out nothing but hits,
Speaker 1: so there's there's no way that it won't live up
Speaker 1: to the hype. But um, then people are like this.
Speaker 1: But then, but then the other night she said, someone goes,
Speaker 1: are there going to be like vault tracks on this,
Speaker 1: like things you wrote in the past, And she was like,
Speaker 1: she did a video and she said, no, it's all
Speaker 1: new stuff, and that kind of contradicts what she said before.
Speaker 1: So you only wrote this album in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night recently, like, But what I think she meant,
Speaker 1: if I were to gress, is that these are songs
Speaker 1: about things that keep you up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night, and they are all new, and I'm very
Speaker 1: excited about them. And we'll see what I think about
Speaker 1: it on Monday. I'll give you Um. I might do
Speaker 1: a YouTube video about my reaction to it. Um, but
Speaker 1: it's all kind of hard to do because I'm so
Speaker 1: sincere when it comes to Taylor Swift, it's hard to joke. Um,
Speaker 1: But I am very excited. Is there is it? No,
Speaker 1: there's no Apparently there's no departure because she was doing
Speaker 1: a seventies five for that Yolanda thing that no one
Speaker 1: was talking about like that. You know, she Yolanda Vegas,
Speaker 1: She's spinning this thing and there there's all of the
Speaker 1: pictures from it, all the artwork, all of the promotional
Speaker 1: stuff has been very seventies, and so everyone was thinking
Speaker 1: this is gonna be like Fleetwood Mac, that's gonna be
Speaker 1: like Joni Mitchell, this is you know, but it's not
Speaker 1: at all. Apparently Apparently it's very uh, you know, for
Speaker 1: Swifties out there. It's very reminiscent of Reputation and Lover
Speaker 1: is what people are saying, and a little ever more
Speaker 1: mixed in which is pretty much three albums of hers
Speaker 1: which are all over the map, and those are my
Speaker 1: three favorite albums. Love or Lover and Reputation are my
Speaker 1: two favorite albums, which most Swifties would disagree with me
Speaker 1: on that. Um So I'm psycked and I can't wait,
Speaker 1: and it's just so exciting to know that there is
Speaker 1: about to be like fifteen new songs. I might have
Speaker 1: that number wrong, forgive me if I do Swifties, but
Speaker 1: um that are going to be like the you know,
Speaker 1: the Spotify end of the year, like if I wrapped
Speaker 1: you know where they tell you what you listen to
Speaker 1: the most. I'm about to put in some numbers on
Speaker 1: that because this has been like not a great year
Speaker 1: for me listening to Taylor Soft NonStop. I don't last
Speaker 1: year I was in the like point five percent or
Speaker 1: something like that of listeners. This year is not going
Speaker 1: to be that because she just hasn't put in anything new,
Speaker 1: which is not her fault. Um, but yeah, and I
Speaker 1: guess I just haven't listened to as much music. I've
Speaker 1: been like expanding my horizons a little bit. But I
Speaker 1: am so excited to have new music in my life.
Speaker 1: So jealous of your excitement, by the way, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: am too jealous like an artist that's like, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: This is like sports, Like this is like when football season.
Speaker 1: Don't you get so amped up when it's like it's
Speaker 1: about to be football season? Yeah, And that lasts like
Speaker 1: two weeks and then I'm like, okay, really the background,
Speaker 1: I'm not over it. It's just like you're excited to
Speaker 1: just have something to fill your day, you know. That's
Speaker 1: really what the excitement is for a lot of people.
Speaker 1: I think they just don't know what to do with
Speaker 1: their whole day, and a very long they are so long.
Speaker 1: I love having long days because you can fit in naps.
Speaker 1: But people who don't nap, what do you do with
Speaker 1: your day? Because I nap during my day. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I I'm trying to think of
Speaker 1: a musical artist that's out right now that I get excited.
Speaker 1: I guess Eminem a little bit. I used to at
Speaker 1: least get excited when he had a new album coming out,
Speaker 1: you know, yes, but yeah, no one. My friend over
Speaker 1: the weekend, Chris's sister and his sister in law and
Speaker 1: their friend Jamie were in Chicago to see Harry Styles concert,
Speaker 1: which I'm so mad. I haven't seen him yet on tour.
Speaker 1: But they the day afterwards, they were at a They're
Speaker 1: going down in the street and they went to go
Speaker 1: get coffee and they saw on the street two girls
Speaker 1: in Harry gear, sobbing and holding each other, and they
Speaker 1: were like, Oh, he must be close. He's somewhere like
Speaker 1: this is the type of devastation you see after run
Speaker 1: into Harry Styles. And so instead of their cousin got
Speaker 1: shot and killed or Harry Styles one or the other. Yeah, Chicago,
Speaker 1: so it's definitely one of the other. So they they
Speaker 1: quickly go, oh my god, and they know this cafe
Speaker 1: is one that Harry maybe has, like his hotel is around,
Speaker 1: Like someone has some intel that Harry's hotel is nearby.
Speaker 1: So they go and they keep walking and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden they see Harry Styles. He First of all,
Speaker 1: he's wearing the same thing he's been photographed in all
Speaker 1: weekend around town. If you were someone who didn't want
Speaker 1: to be recognized, wouldn't you wear a different outfit than
Speaker 1: like a flowy summer dress as a as a man
Speaker 1: to not be recognized, you know what I'm saying, like
Speaker 1: if you wanted to be a little incognitu. Not that
Speaker 1: he was wearing a dress that's a joke about how
Speaker 1: he dresses sometimes, but he was wearing something that was like,
Speaker 1: they go, we've seen pictures of him in Chicago in
Speaker 1: this outfit all weekend because he was doing a you know,
Speaker 1: kind of a couple of shows there or whatever, at
Speaker 1: least a couple um. So then they go up to him.
Speaker 1: Maybe he has like uh, I was thinking, maybe he
Speaker 1: has a guy or a couple of carry Styles lookalike,
Speaker 1: And that would make sense if you're wearing the same thing,
Speaker 1: did you really get you off? And then he'd go
Speaker 1: out in like a hat and a mustache, and he's fine.
Speaker 1: So he sends out these Harry's all over the blakes.
Speaker 1: That's an interesting idea if if he were like Bill Murray.
Speaker 1: I believe that, if you were like a little scamp.
Speaker 1: But I feel like he's not like word to him.
Speaker 1: They're walking. I think they're walking behind him. If you
Speaker 1: want to hear the whole story, if you're a huge
Speaker 1: Harry fan, it was on Monday's episode of The Courtney Show.
Speaker 1: It's on the podcast and they tell it and the
Speaker 1: girls call it and tell it. But um, Chris's sister,
Speaker 1: I believe, yelled out, Harry, you were amazing last night.
Speaker 1: We were there or something, and he turns around and
Speaker 1: they're kind of talking to him. They didn't talk about
Speaker 1: what they talked to him about, which I was frustrated by.
Speaker 1: And then in their calling and the radio show, I
Speaker 1: didn't get the details of what he said, but I
Speaker 1: do know that Khaki Chris's sister bravely asked for a
Speaker 1: picture and Harry declined, oh wow, I know. He just
Speaker 1: he was polite about it, but he was like, I'd
Speaker 1: rather not, you know, And they got to have a
Speaker 1: conversation with him, and then Emma Um, Tim, Chris's brother's wife,
Speaker 1: took a picture of Khaki talking to Harry, and Khaki
Speaker 1: I think was just so in disbelief that he either
Speaker 1: she was talking to him or he was in her
Speaker 1: presence and or he turned her down that Um she
Speaker 1: said she couldn't really like function after that. But um,
Speaker 1: the hardest part is that they saw they saw him
Speaker 1: taking pictures with other people. But listen, there's a threshold.
Speaker 1: There is a threshold, and it was Sunday morning he had,
Speaker 1: but he did Thursday, Friday, Saturday. He's doing it all
Speaker 1: like there has. And I will say I should have
Speaker 1: told this to Khaki because I think she was a
Speaker 1: little bit hurt. I said, I think it's a interesting story.
Speaker 1: First of all, the getting a picture with Harry is
Speaker 1: that Harry turned you down for a picture. And she
Speaker 1: was like you think And I was like, don't follow
Speaker 1: up with you think I was just saying that to
Speaker 1: be nice. I don't really know. I actually do think.
Speaker 1: I do think that's more interesting. Yeah, because what is
Speaker 1: a picture? If I showed a picture, you would there's
Speaker 1: there's no story there. Oh, she got a picture with
Speaker 1: him and he looked he was smiling reluctantly. You know,
Speaker 1: guys have the other photo just like kind of looking
Speaker 1: at him and gazing at him, and he's smiling and
Speaker 1: looks like he's having a nice conversation. But he apparently
Speaker 1: asked what section they were in, which I think is
Speaker 1: a nice cursory question to ask people that were at
Speaker 1: your stadium concert the night before of like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that section. It's great. You guys love great signs,
Speaker 1: you know, Like, what else is he going to say? Um,
Speaker 1: he doesn't know where Saint Louis is. If he was
Speaker 1: like where are you from, he's like from, Like it
Speaker 1: would be like us asking which from the UK? We
Speaker 1: don't know? Yeah, so that's me. But then they were
Speaker 1: just like losing their mind and they leave, and they're
Speaker 1: driving back from Chicago to St. Louis, like five and
Speaker 1: a half hour drive, and they they Emma and Khaki
Speaker 1: can't even talk to each other because they're just like
Speaker 1: processing what has happened. They can't get over it. And
Speaker 1: Emma's like thirty five years old, Khakis thirty four. These
Speaker 1: are grown women with like children of their own, and
Speaker 1: they are They've never lost their mind about someone this much.
Speaker 1: In their life. Chris is like, I don't even recognize
Speaker 1: my sister. She's never been gaga about guys. She's never
Speaker 1: been like, she's never even been lady gaga about lady.
Speaker 1: She doesn't care about this stuff. But she's obsessed with
Speaker 1: Harry Styles. So they're going back there, like Canna talking.
Speaker 1: They stop at a rest stop and they run into
Speaker 1: girls that were also at the concert because they're decked
Speaker 1: out in like Harry merch and Khaki can't help herself
Speaker 1: and they she goes, we've met Harry this morning. And
Speaker 1: these girls are like literally crying because she and the
Speaker 1: girl goes, I've never met someone who has met Harry Styles.
Speaker 1: And the girl is like crying about it, and like
Speaker 1: probably wanted the picture with Khaki and khakies like I
Speaker 1: can't anymore. I can't any wants. All right, let's go
Speaker 1: back with more after this. All right, we're back. I
Speaker 1: wonder what that infatuation is with someone like Harry Styles.
Speaker 1: I think about, like, you know, I dry, I'm here,
Speaker 1: I live in St. Louis now, and like I look around,
Speaker 1: you don't see a lot of guys like Harry Styles
Speaker 1: are wearing feminine clothing. I wonder if it's something that's
Speaker 1: like so foreign thought, what is your thought? I think
Speaker 1: women are starved for femininity from men, and I think
Speaker 1: men are depleted of any kind of femininity they can't
Speaker 1: ever be. There's it's the same Elvis phenomenon. If you
Speaker 1: saw the movie Elvis, Like women were going nuts for
Speaker 1: this guy that any all the guys were like mocking
Speaker 1: when he walked on on stage wearing this like pink
Speaker 1: you know, jumpsuit, eyeline, guyliner, like the whole thing. It
Speaker 1: looked feminine, and then women lost their minds. They're like
Speaker 1: coming in their seats and um. And I think that's it.
Speaker 1: Like I think that men, we do love masculine men,
Speaker 1: there's no doubt about it. That's we love men. But
Speaker 1: there's women are craving more emotion from men and more
Speaker 1: whether you want to admit that. Could it be that
Speaker 1: it's like his like attitude of like I don't give
Speaker 1: a funk, I'm gonna go out the confidence to the
Speaker 1: confidence to wear something and to prevent in that way,
Speaker 1: and just to carry a whole stadium of people. I mean,
Speaker 1: and no, there's no doubt he is an incredible performer.
Speaker 1: By the way, and incredible performer, charisma. He was in
Speaker 1: one direction. So he's got that boy banded thing going
Speaker 1: for him. But he's also like and he's you know,
Speaker 1: he's just and his music is fucking amazing. It's like
Speaker 1: inarguably great. And so but I do think, okay that
Speaker 1: women want at right now, we're all a confident a
Speaker 1: confident masculine man in white quote unquote feminine clothes. So
Speaker 1: it's like a guy that like he doesn't change, he
Speaker 1: doesn't like he's not Mr. Whatever, like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like he's like I guess you would say
Speaker 1: a manly man. He's not. He's not like hammering on
Speaker 1: the set and like he's not mund with a bunch
Speaker 1: of like really masculine tattoos. He's pretty feminine across the board.
Speaker 1: I've seen interviews with him, and it's not like it's
Speaker 1: he's still like you know, you saw the thing with
Speaker 1: Chris Bryan when he potentially kissed uh spit on him right,
Speaker 1: Like there's a toughness to him. That's it doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be like manly manly. But when he does interviews,
Speaker 1: he's very confident. He's very like strong in his words
Speaker 1: and what he thinks men love masculinity, so he's definitely
Speaker 1: a fan, there's no question about it. But I think
Speaker 1: it's almost like the same vibe that like, um, you know,
Speaker 1: a more uh like sting or like yeah, even David Bowie,
Speaker 1: like women were crazy about him Prince. I always was
Speaker 1: confounded by women's like sexual desire for Prince because he,
Speaker 1: to me, seemed like a woman a little bit. But
Speaker 1: I was a young girl, so I didn't understand it.
Speaker 1: But he was extremes. He was extremely alpha. Stories you
Speaker 1: hear about Prince is like he did things his way,
Speaker 1: his like he was very like assertive, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I think sometimes but I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying to I think people think
Speaker 1: femininity they think, oh then they're not asserted like, but
Speaker 1: I also don't think that men just being a man
Speaker 1: and then wearing a dress is going to be enough.
Speaker 1: There is there's not like it's not like Harry has
Speaker 1: feminine femininity because he puts on a skirt and wears
Speaker 1: like flowery things. There is like a softness to him
Speaker 1: and there's an and as being a singer that's straight
Speaker 1: up pure emotion pouring out of him every second, like
Speaker 1: it's the most Like singing is so feminine for sure, Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that that he doesn't have both. I'm
Speaker 1: saying guys will look at him like they looked at Elvis,
Speaker 1: like oh, this is a feminine girl. Like they'll look
Speaker 1: at what he's wearing and then just judge him based
Speaker 1: off of that because men want to do it so
Speaker 1: badly and they're so jealous they can't and they're it's
Speaker 1: like that they're just jealous that they can't take that
Speaker 1: risk because they would be too embarrassed, and that it's
Speaker 1: working for someone else. I think anyone that like hates
Speaker 1: on that. But it's also um. It is. It is
Speaker 1: interesting how attractive it is. My friend Halla, her husband John,
Speaker 1: wore skirts in high school and that was the first
Speaker 1: time I ever saw a guy. And this is two
Speaker 1: thousand one. That was the first time I would ever
Speaker 1: hear it hurt. It was can someone find it? On?
Speaker 1: Someone did find me the John Mayer set list a
Speaker 1: pageant and there's no it doesn't say open for Guster
Speaker 1: got leaked twenty three years later. No, but it is
Speaker 1: smaller than um, so it doesn't say he opened for Guster.
Speaker 1: But what it does indicate is that he was an
Speaker 1: opener because there's only like eight songs he played as
Speaker 1: opposed to Guster the same night played a lot of songs.
Speaker 1: So shout out to the bustie that found that for me. Um.
Speaker 1: I got a tool yesterday that I wanted to share
Speaker 1: with you guys. Um I got sent to or it
Speaker 1: didn't get sent to me. I ordered it online. It
Speaker 1: is called the Go Guarded Go Guarded spelled exactly like
Speaker 1: you would think. It is a ring. Okay, wear it
Speaker 1: on your finger running and it has a little like
Speaker 1: rubber like so I like, this doesn't hurt. But if
Speaker 1: I stab you, there is a serrated blade. Scratch your
Speaker 1: eye by a mistake. Yeah, it's so cumbersome on my finger,
Speaker 1: There's no way I would scratch my eye with this
Speaker 1: finger Like you feel it so much and you only
Speaker 1: wear it running and you're very aware that you have it.
Speaker 1: And um, so if anyone like this, I had it
Speaker 1: in my purse yesterday and I was just like digging
Speaker 1: for an eyeliner and it scratched my finger. It's great.
Speaker 1: I recommend it. These are great gifts to get for
Speaker 1: um Christmas, for your or Hanka for your quanza, for
Speaker 1: my news, for yes, for your girlfriend, for your wives, Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: this is this is an absolute great They are not.
Speaker 1: I bought this with my own money. They don't even
Speaker 1: know I have one. This is not a sponsored ad
Speaker 1: of any kind. Hairy style love it. It comes different
Speaker 1: colors and with the aggressive homelessness you know people on meth,
Speaker 1: people on weird PCP draw us where they're just attacking people.
Speaker 1: You read about something new every single day and someone
Speaker 1: getting just like sucker punched this thing, I would really
Speaker 1: recommend it. I have another thing, Tiger Lady. Tiger Lady.
Speaker 1: It's more cumbersome. It's like a thing you got a
Speaker 1: hold in your hand and the claws come through your
Speaker 1: fingers like wolverine. This is so sharp it could fuck
Speaker 1: someone up so bad. It's awesome and it's kind of cute.
Speaker 1: So I'm very excited about it, and I recommend it.
Speaker 1: Go guarded. Don't DM me about it and be like,
Speaker 1: what was the name of that? I said it eighteen times,
Speaker 1: Go guard it, don't waste my time link to it.
Speaker 1: I just can't. I can't tell you how many times
Speaker 1: people ask me, what is the book that helps you
Speaker 1: quit drinking. I like, literally every day I get what
Speaker 1: is the book that helps you quit drinking and smoking?
Speaker 1: I is it just a reason for people to reach
Speaker 1: out to me. That was the first joke that um,
Speaker 1: Chris Ever and I Ever said to each other. As
Speaker 1: I said I quit smoking with the book. He was
Speaker 1: a Game of Thrones. And I didn't get it because
Speaker 1: I thought Game of Thrones was a show, and so
Speaker 1: I was like what, And he was and he thought
Speaker 1: I was stuck up in like a stuck up comedian
Speaker 1: that like pretends not to understand normal people's jokes, and
Speaker 1: so he thought I was a bit. I thought he
Speaker 1: was talking about a show. I didn't know a Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones as a book, And UM, so yeah, that
Speaker 1: we were up to a great start. And but people
Speaker 1: always ask me what the book is, and I I
Speaker 1: think if you put in my name, it's the first
Speaker 1: thing that comes up. I guess it's just an excuse
Speaker 1: to get in touch with me. But and you know what,
Speaker 1: it works, because every single time I right back instead.
Speaker 1: I just wish I could go like the classic if
Speaker 1: you have to ask, you don't know, Like I wish
Speaker 1: I could do my old clear line I'm coming off
Speaker 1: like a bit this weekend. I know there's some people
Speaker 1: that's like, she's stuck up. Why can't she just respond
Speaker 1: to people. You would not believe the amount of d
Speaker 1: m s I get every day too. I just want
Speaker 1: to tell people you would not it's and I'm not bragging.
Speaker 1: Hundreds of people asking me the most inane question, and
Speaker 1: it sucks because they can see when you've read it,
Speaker 1: you know, so then you just look so rude if
Speaker 1: you don't write back. If it's a question, you can't
Speaker 1: just hard it. Sometimes just harding something makes you feel
Speaker 1: like that's not enough, and it's almost like really rude
Speaker 1: to herd it. So sometimes I just don't write back
Speaker 1: to anything, and then that looks less rude than harding it,
Speaker 1: because harding it looks like I read it, but I
Speaker 1: just don't have time to write back. Whereas if I
Speaker 1: don't write back, sometimes maybe people can think I didn't
Speaker 1: read it. But it's like it's never ending. What andrew you?
Speaker 1: I've heard people go, you never wrote back to me,
Speaker 1: so you do the same thing, right, Like it's it's
Speaker 1: too overwhelming with how much people just send you Just
Speaker 1: basically the question is some of the things are like
Speaker 1: they they need like a full on paragraph back if
Speaker 1: I write back, But I don't get this ship you
Speaker 1: get what I don't think people realize with your d
Speaker 1: m s, and I might be talking for you, but
Speaker 1: you get like you get like four or five in between,
Speaker 1: like a heartfelt messages, dick pics or like guys being
Speaker 1: like I'll eat your feet or whatever. So I'm sure
Speaker 1: those those are great because they're easy to ignore, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's easy to just not right back to those.
Speaker 1: I actually prefer like gross messages because then I just go, oh,
Speaker 1: I gets to block this person. But sometimes people are like,
Speaker 1: I thought you'd like this video. I like, I was
Speaker 1: thinking of you when I saw this, Like and by
Speaker 1: the way, I know that they're busties listening that are like,
Speaker 1: but you wrote back to me and you said you
Speaker 1: liked it. I actually did like it, Like these are
Speaker 1: nice things that people are doing. But I think that's
Speaker 1: sometimes people forget. I'm not trying to be like like,
Speaker 1: I'll say it. You don't only get a ship ton
Speaker 1: of d MS. You also get a bunch of texts
Speaker 1: and emails, and you get text messages from people that
Speaker 1: you work with, from celebrity from people I don't work
Speaker 1: with and that I don't know all day long, there
Speaker 1: is my number has been leaked. Sorry, Taylor, I understand
Speaker 1: what you're going through. And I get text messes all
Speaker 1: day long. They're just hey Nikki, that's all it says.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's someone who you know
Speaker 1: change their phone number, and it could be like and
Speaker 1: they go hey Nikki, yeah, or they go is this you?
Speaker 1: And they'll send me a screenshot of someone posing as
Speaker 1: me online, so I have to write back to them
Speaker 1: and go, no, it's not me, and they go, yeah,
Speaker 1: that really concerned. And now this conversation started someone who
Speaker 1: has my my number I don't even know. But um.
Speaker 1: I talked to Neil Brennan last night. I ran into him,
Speaker 1: co creator of The Chappelle Show, and he told me
Speaker 1: that he is he's done with with Instagram, like he's
Speaker 1: taking a break from it because it's just it just
Speaker 1: never ends. Um, and he's he's more worried like people
Speaker 1: will just get he did a joke about Kanye or something,
Speaker 1: so now people are coming out against him as being
Speaker 1: insensitive or whatever, and it's just like he's just starting
Speaker 1: to like panic about like go down these spirals of
Speaker 1: stupid stuff. But I do love people writing me, but
Speaker 1: there's something about I don't know. I guess I relate
Speaker 1: because I would love to be in touch with someone
Speaker 1: that I felt really connected to. But I just gotta say,
Speaker 1: it's like it's a lot. And there are certain people
Speaker 1: that early on they messaged me, maybe earlier on or
Speaker 1: on a day where I had a lot of caffeine,
Speaker 1: so I wrote back to them once and now it's
Speaker 1: become if I don't write back, it is like they
Speaker 1: get a little pissy and they get a little like rude.
Speaker 1: And I've never met this person before. All I've done
Speaker 1: is probably give them free tickets, when they all have
Speaker 1: done is do things for this person. And now one
Speaker 1: day I don't write back and they get an attitude.
Speaker 1: I just it's it is interesting to think about when
Speaker 1: you hear stories of like I sent a letter to
Speaker 1: Steve Martin and he wrote me back and I still
Speaker 1: have it, and it's like it's such a big deal.
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows how many letters it is a
Speaker 1: big deal. There are people, but people wrote these letters.
Speaker 1: They don't know if Steve Martin read them. You know,
Speaker 1: that's the difference, like they don't know that they got
Speaker 1: they probably sometimes what they do they go, is this
Speaker 1: really Nikki or her assistant, And it's like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to now send a picture of me holding
Speaker 1: today's paper to prove this is me. I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: not even actually gonna write you back after that because
Speaker 1: I don't need to prove myself to you. I don't
Speaker 1: what what's it's just um, but I do. I am
Speaker 1: grateful for if you're a bestie and we've communicated a
Speaker 1: lot and it's always been like nice and cordial, please
Speaker 1: keep writing me. It doesn't bother me. It's like it's
Speaker 1: it's um the ones that, yeah, you could just hire
Speaker 1: a team that just puts out your Instagram ship and
Speaker 1: you never even have to see it again, But then
Speaker 1: you want control over it. So it's hard to decide
Speaker 1: whether I do like some of the correspondence. I you know,
Speaker 1: I know that there's gonna be some Reddit thread being
Speaker 1: like she's changed, she's a bitch now, but I'm I'm
Speaker 1: swear to God, I'm not. I wish I could write
Speaker 1: to everyone friends with everyone. I'm the same bitch I've
Speaker 1: always been. She's always been with a new voice, like
Speaker 1: just the other day, Like I kind of felt for
Speaker 1: Harry because you know, now he's dis pointed to fans
Speaker 1: because he didn't take a picture, and it was like, man,
Speaker 1: he could have been cooler. And the truth is, yeah,
Speaker 1: he could have been. How hard is it to just
Speaker 1: take a picture. But the problem is, I'm sure that
Speaker 1: if he took that one picture, other people would have seen.
Speaker 1: If he was in an elevator, I'm sure he would
Speaker 1: have taken the picture because no one that would be
Speaker 1: around to see, Oh you can take a picture with
Speaker 1: Harry styles. I want to get in line, and so
Speaker 1: that's what happens. I just read so many celebrity message
Speaker 1: boards and celebrity fans are so rude to celebrities if
Speaker 1: they is there's one little story about a celebrity being
Speaker 1: slightly like not in the mood for it that day,
Speaker 1: and you don't know what that story is. You don't
Speaker 1: know how rude that person was that came up to them.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I love being recognized. If you
Speaker 1: see me in public, bug the funk out of me,
Speaker 1: asked for a picture, have a conversation, you say no, no,
Speaker 1: there's not even playing. Oh no, I would never I
Speaker 1: love every Now. Listen, this is me right now with
Speaker 1: a out a million followers on Instagram. When I get
Speaker 1: to there's ever a day in my life where I
Speaker 1: have thirty million, I'm I Actually, I don't think I'll
Speaker 1: I will say, I don't think I will ever not
Speaker 1: want to take a picture with a fan or like
Speaker 1: it's too easy to take a picture just a selfie
Speaker 1: now here's nothing. Don't give your camera to someone else
Speaker 1: to get the because that's not even a good picture.
Speaker 1: Selfie is just so much better because you get closer
Speaker 1: to the celebrity. They kind of put their arm around you.
Speaker 1: It's a close up shot. It is a better picture.
Speaker 1: It takes less time. Um, but I love it. I
Speaker 1: love when people say something and they take a picture. Um,
Speaker 1: every time. I will always love it. But and you
Speaker 1: can d M me and I might read it and
Speaker 1: right back to you. But I'm not gonna hate you
Speaker 1: if you write me, I'm not gonna remember that it
Speaker 1: was you. I don't remember. Sometimes people go, We've readen
Speaker 1: on Instagram and I'm like, I don't remember because your
Speaker 1: name is you know, whip boy, Like I don't know
Speaker 1: what that I don't know you as I don't know
Speaker 1: who that would be. And there's and I wish that
Speaker 1: someone could just see inside my d M sometimes to
Speaker 1: under stand because I just think that some people think
Speaker 1: that I could be I just don't. I hope you
Speaker 1: just don't think I'm rude. Um, it's just too much.
Speaker 1: There's only so much you can take. And I just
Speaker 1: related to Harry on the most small scale. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just I can only imagine how much he gets
Speaker 1: bombarded all the time. But that's why I'm like, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking his headspace. If he's still wearing the same
Speaker 1: thing four days in a row, is either very good
Speaker 1: or very very bad. Yeah, it's one. It's one or
Speaker 1: the other. They're like, if I'm wearing the same sweats,
Speaker 1: I'm probably either the saddest I've ever been, or I
Speaker 1: or you just or you just found it there that
Speaker 1: really were So I'm guessing it's probably the latter. He's
Speaker 1: probably just like, I'm sucking tired. I'm I just did
Speaker 1: a forty city tour. I'm still have another hundred to go,
Speaker 1: you know what. He was holding a coffee, so it's
Speaker 1: probably like first thing in the morning for him. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love he'll perform, and he has he has a car.
Speaker 1: Did you see the video? He has a car behind
Speaker 1: backstage like in the in the actual So he's just
Speaker 1: like I'm sucking out, Like it's just so funny where
Speaker 1: it gets to the point where you go from I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wait by a door and say a load to
Speaker 1: everyone because I'm so appreciative too. If I don't get
Speaker 1: out of here within three seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like like it grows so much
Speaker 1: that you can't handle it, Like and I just think
Speaker 1: that people don't understand it, and I don't even understand
Speaker 1: it that level of fame and what how hard it
Speaker 1: must be in the burden of it, like and how
Speaker 1: people have opinions about you. I mean, his relationship is
Speaker 1: being taken apart every single day online people are making
Speaker 1: assumptions about his girlfriend, about him, like just everything, every
Speaker 1: move you make, someone has a goddamn opinion. It would
Speaker 1: be even the small amount of opinions that circulate about
Speaker 1: me and the very like some tiny dusty corners of Reddit,
Speaker 1: the Times have stumbled upon them, or it's devastating. It's
Speaker 1: do you have the stating to read people having a
Speaker 1: take on you when they don't know who you are,
Speaker 1: or people who are like I used to like her.
Speaker 1: That's the worst thing, is like she I used to
Speaker 1: and now I hate her, Like there's she's changed, like
Speaker 1: people who get mad when you change? Is everyone supposed
Speaker 1: to stay the same? Do you know that you changed to?
Speaker 1: Do you know that everyone sheds their skin, like every
Speaker 1: single cell every second? When she was poor, like now
Speaker 1: she talks about being rich, It's like, well, what do
Speaker 1: you want me to pretend to be poor? I'm sure
Speaker 1: I'm agnarious in many ways changing, but it's not it's
Speaker 1: not I don't know, it's uh, it's do you think?
Speaker 1: And that's why I don't read stuff. Do you think
Speaker 1: it has to do with with musicians you signed like
Speaker 1: these contracts with these record labels where then you have
Speaker 1: to get paid in advance, so then you have to
Speaker 1: do a certain amount of shows just because you have
Speaker 1: to pay back what they advanced, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like that'd be a tough position to being
Speaker 1: and that's why they go crazy a lot of times
Speaker 1: because it's like you have to, yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: like her, is not like needing to make money, like
Speaker 1: he could afford to pay whatever record couple they're making
Speaker 1: money off of him so much funny, but these tours
Speaker 1: are so lucrative. I mean, he doesn't because he loves it.
Speaker 1: You can tell that there's like a joy from his shows.
Speaker 1: You know. Emma and Khaki, who went to the show,
Speaker 1: said that like it was the greatest night of they've
Speaker 1: ever like they've never been to a place with more happiness.
Speaker 1: And that's the same vibe at like Swifty shows too.
Speaker 1: It's just like pure happiness. But that's kind of the
Speaker 1: vibe at any kind of I mean the sporting events,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of anger, as we've talked about, but
Speaker 1: like music, like concerts are just pure joy. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I don't go to more of them. I um,
Speaker 1: I gotta have a long day ahead of me. Can
Speaker 1: we get to like one news story? Sure? Do you
Speaker 1: want to do a sports moment? Yeah, let's get this.
Speaker 1: One's pretty good. Here's Andrew's weekly Sports. I know we
Speaker 1: haven't done this in a while. I found one last
Speaker 1: night that I think you'll like. Oh this is from you,
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Yeah, okay, let me pull it up.
Speaker 1: I wonder what have you heard of any golf moments.
Speaker 1: I mean it's going to be about golf. Uh, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff on the Live Tour, but I
Speaker 1: doubt it's about that live Tyler, You're right, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's definitely don't know what's the live tour. Don't even
Speaker 1: tell me. It would be an hour and a half. Okay.
Speaker 1: A golfer is suing a Ford dealer and a country
Speaker 1: club after they did not award him and f one
Speaker 1: fifty truck as a prize for hitting a hole in
Speaker 1: one during a charity golf tournament. Yeah. So it's the
Speaker 1: tenth hole and they said anyone who gets a hole
Speaker 1: in one thing, they put it on Facebook. There's evidence
Speaker 1: and when this is so funny. When he won, the
Speaker 1: country club employee called the Ford dealer and a person
Speaker 1: at the store responded, oh, don't tell me, and the
Speaker 1: country club employee answered, unfortunately it happened. So then so
Speaker 1: that they're not giving this guy a car because they're
Speaker 1: saying that the country club did not understand what like
Speaker 1: they just used their imaging for promotional and that that
Speaker 1: the dealership did not know that this was like being
Speaker 1: promoted as like giveaway car and they did not agree
Speaker 1: to it, and they just gave them imaging, but they
Speaker 1: did not agree to like actually give a car, so
Speaker 1: they're not getting this. So this guy is suing both
Speaker 1: the country club and the car dealership to get the
Speaker 1: dealership unliked all the posts on face So yeah, so
Speaker 1: the dealership liked all the posts promoting the tournament. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I went unliked it. It reminds me of my fucking
Speaker 1: friends ex husband who cheated on her and went back
Speaker 1: and when he was having an affair, she found that,
Speaker 1: like she didn't know. She didn't like. She was like
Speaker 1: really confused because you didn't know he was cheating on her.
Speaker 1: She just saw one day, like on his Instagram all
Speaker 1: the posts with like them together in it. All the
Speaker 1: captions were changed from like You're the love of my
Speaker 1: life the happy three year anniversary. The captain team edited
Speaker 1: them all to just be like an emoji of like
Speaker 1: you know, just like eyes like looking to the side,
Speaker 1: or like just like one of those whimsical like stars,
Speaker 1: like like shooting stars. And it said edited on it,
Speaker 1: and he denied it, Like dude, this all aligns up
Speaker 1: with exactly because when it came out, he was like,
Speaker 1: that's when you were hanging out with her. That's when
Speaker 1: I see all the venmo transactions between you guys, because
Speaker 1: you were going to have drinks together, like it all.
Speaker 1: It's no, no, he did that so that she was
Speaker 1: when she looked at his Instagram, she would see that
Speaker 1: their marriage was falling apart. Girls in relationships, look out
Speaker 1: for your boyfriend's and your husband's editing past photos of you,
Speaker 1: because they know that the girl that they want at work,
Speaker 1: who they're kind of flirty with, is going to go
Speaker 1: back on their Instagram and see if they have a girlfriend,
Speaker 1: and they want to hide any evidence of her, and
Speaker 1: so they'll go back and edit it to make sure
Speaker 1: it seemed like maybe that relationships over or they want
Speaker 1: us close and they weren't as in love. So that
Speaker 1: lines up with their whole bullshit story of like we're
Speaker 1: actually struggling right now and we're separated when the woman
Speaker 1: has no fucking idea about it. Yeah, so I love
Speaker 1: the idea of of of a photo of their wedding
Speaker 1: day and the captions to paid actors like love this
Speaker 1: modeling gig. I got, Yeah, friends hanging out love my sister,
Speaker 1: and it's like them kissing at the altar. My other
Speaker 1: friend tripped me and I fell and get put a
Speaker 1: ring on her finger. So here's the problem with this
Speaker 1: thing is that this golf this dealership, and this golf
Speaker 1: club did not get insurance, which is a popular thing.
Speaker 1: There is our entire insurance companies that exists for by
Speaker 1: the way, only me. Yeah, someone hit a hole in
Speaker 1: one and they didn't get the car because it was
Speaker 1: like a very expensive car and because they don't think
Speaker 1: it's ever going to happen. Because do you want to
Speaker 1: know the odds of getting a hole in one? Like?
Speaker 1: So I looked into it and there's a whole article
Speaker 1: about one in three. Insurance firms operate on the premise
Speaker 1: that the odds of something happening are small enough to
Speaker 1: assume a repeated risk. Obviously, um, the chances of someone
Speaker 1: getting a hole in one are fairly small. What do
Speaker 1: you think it is for amateur golfers? One and how many?
Speaker 1: Probably one in uh two point five million? Way off? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's one in twelve point five thousand. Oh, that seems
Speaker 1: really low actually, And for pro golfers, what do you
Speaker 1: think it is? Probably one in uh? If it's one
Speaker 1: in twelve point five for amateur, so one in uh
Speaker 1: three thousand, uh, But then four d fifty million rounds
Speaker 1: of golf are played every year, and because of the
Speaker 1: scale and popularity of sport, the feet, the feet happen
Speaker 1: on a daily basis, so people are getting holes in
Speaker 1: ones on a daily basis. There's one, I have one,
Speaker 1: you have one? Win? Yeah, I have one. But here's
Speaker 1: there's a there's an asterisk. Unfortunately it was a part
Speaker 1: three course, but it was a hundred and forty yards,
Speaker 1: so it's a real part three. But it was a
Speaker 1: there's part three courses, so there's a real part three.
Speaker 1: What does that mean part So there's like a nine
Speaker 1: hole part three, so every hole is a part three.
Speaker 1: It's like so when they don't have a ton of land,
Speaker 1: they make it all part threes. So I made it
Speaker 1: on a part three course, not a whatever anyhow. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but what year was this? This was when I was
Speaker 1: retired in my twenties. And did you get the car
Speaker 1: my dad let me borrow her day? Did you buy
Speaker 1: round one at the golf course? Because that's the rule.
Speaker 1: I didn't know this was the rule that sucks. So
Speaker 1: you win and then like thousands of dollars in jack
Speaker 1: and Japan. It is so customary for I read about this.
Speaker 1: It is so customary for people to get a hole
Speaker 1: in one in Japan, and it is like you have
Speaker 1: to buy everyone, you have to throw a gigantic party
Speaker 1: and so like. So it's a huge industry um to
Speaker 1: get golf insurance hole in one insurance in Japan. And
Speaker 1: the off chance that you're gonna have to spend three
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for a party that night, what were you
Speaker 1: gonna say? And Oh no, it's just that my dad
Speaker 1: let me drive his uh Cadillac CTS around uh and whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't what. It wasn't because of a hole in one.
Speaker 1: But I left the sky roof open just like an
Speaker 1: inch and it poured like all night, and it was
Speaker 1: like like when I came home from having my kind
Speaker 1: of overdose, Remember when I fell apart. I told the
Speaker 1: story on here before, but give it some contact. I
Speaker 1: just fell a bar and my dad's like finally used
Speaker 1: my car and literally like the third day I left it, Scott,
Speaker 1: that's what he thought. It was going to change your life.
Speaker 1: He was just like, dude, come on, man, how what
Speaker 1: did you do after that? With your like where you
Speaker 1: Was that just a new bottom? Yeah? Or was that
Speaker 1: just like our part three? For the course we gotta
Speaker 1: go to break. There's probably a one in six chance
Speaker 1: I was going to leave that skyroo. All Right, we're back, um,
Speaker 1: Today's Thursday, so it's time for some fan tracks. Let's
Speaker 1: get to it, all right, No, what we got today? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's start off with um, Naomi, Hi, besties, bestI Naomi here.
Speaker 1: I have a question similar to the several debate. The
Speaker 1: phrase I'm interested in is just yet? How long is
Speaker 1: just yet? Um? I already googled it and everything, and
Speaker 1: obviously there's no definition like we found with several, It's
Speaker 1: more contextual. My context is I'm waiting to hear back
Speaker 1: from my dream job. It's taken a long time. I
Speaker 1: reached out, they said they experior message. I'm afraid I
Speaker 1: don't have an update just yet. We are still in
Speaker 1: depressive of interviewing. Blah blah blah. Thank you for a patients,
Speaker 1: So when is just yet? When am I going to
Speaker 1: hear back from the freaking job? And I think it
Speaker 1: would be really different if I'm asking how long is
Speaker 1: dinner ready? Not just yet? Are we there yet? Not
Speaker 1: just yet. When spy we do rude question, but not
Speaker 1: just yet. Just you get it? So I love that,
Speaker 1: you know, for an anxious person, no control, obsessing my
Speaker 1: email every five seconds, give me the answer or when
Speaker 1: am I sec from this job? Um? Let me know
Speaker 1: what you think is and give me this freaking job? Thanks?
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's so funny. Yeah, several more jobs, Andrews.
Speaker 1: That your definition or the real one? What do you
Speaker 1: think I mean? Just yet? For me, it's tough because
Speaker 1: it's like it's almost like a cop out by the company.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're actually looking for someone else. But
Speaker 1: I yeah, I don't love it. Just weeks, but I
Speaker 1: don't three weeks. Yeah, I would say two weeks before
Speaker 1: you write again. Um. And also like I think it's
Speaker 1: good you wrote back, Naomi. I think it's um God,
Speaker 1: I really hope you get this. I am so pulling
Speaker 1: for you. We don't have an answer for you just yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me just think for a second if I got that,
Speaker 1: we don't have an answer for you just yet. I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever gotten the answer I wanted when
Speaker 1: I have been told that we don't have it just yet,
Speaker 1: because generally it goes we should know soon. It is
Speaker 1: like more of a hopeful thing. Um, just yet, it
Speaker 1: doesn't It doesn't mean like you didn't get the job
Speaker 1: or that it's it's it's such an answer that you
Speaker 1: give to someone that you the girl that let me
Speaker 1: just say this. I don't think it's a bad sign
Speaker 1: about like you didn't get the job. I think it's
Speaker 1: still very much able to be yours. I think it's
Speaker 1: about this person has no fucking clue when they're going
Speaker 1: to know, Like they just that they're not really worried
Speaker 1: about filling the position that much. They're taking their time.
Speaker 1: There's not exactly it sounds like the kind of place
Speaker 1: maybe you wouldn't want to work anyway, And I know
Speaker 1: that's tough to hear. Um. That's like when you know
Speaker 1: a guy doesn't write you back and your friends are like,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't want to be with a guy who doesn't
Speaker 1: write you back? You're like, yes, I do, but I
Speaker 1: can't just yet. He has great taste. If he doesn't
Speaker 1: like me, I can't take out the dinner just yet.
Speaker 1: I can't. It's a very interesting like, Naomi, I feel
Speaker 1: like you've just stumbled do like a Jerry Seinfeld bit
Speaker 1: of like, what's with just yet? Yeah, yeah, when's dinner?
Speaker 1: Not just yet. That's a different time than if you
Speaker 1: ask for a job. When it's when a job we
Speaker 1: haven't filled it just yet. It's a great little like
Speaker 1: it's such a um yeah because it it doesn't. I
Speaker 1: wonder what you found when you googled. But I would
Speaker 1: say to you that, um, I would be the squeaky wheel,
Speaker 1: and I would ask again in two weeks if I
Speaker 1: were you. It's a good question because I was thinking
Speaker 1: about bringing this up at the beginning show of like
Speaker 1: when do you follow up? I feel like if you
Speaker 1: don't hear back from a text and you don't hear
Speaker 1: back from an email, are those different times when you
Speaker 1: follow up with the person, Like I feel like an
Speaker 1: email you can wait a little bit longer, Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ask for a follow up a text.
Speaker 1: Are you trying emailing clubs and stuff? Is that what
Speaker 1: we were talking about? Uh? This was for like I
Speaker 1: hired someone to like golf clubs, do something for me anything?
Speaker 1: Oh well, if you're offering a job, it's weird, Like
Speaker 1: if you're offering to give someone money and they didn't
Speaker 1: get back to you. I want you can follow up
Speaker 1: immediately that you can follow up as much as you want.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, I'm going to give you free money.
Speaker 1: Are you available or not? That's a good boy. I
Speaker 1: should have to you should be just yetting them unbelievable.
Speaker 1: When am I going to get that ChIL from you
Speaker 1: Andrew for that job I did? Oh, it'll come through
Speaker 1: just yet. That's what I'll send you several dollars And
Speaker 1: you know, just like, okay, let's take that out of
Speaker 1: the equation. Is a text more a time of the
Speaker 1: essence than an email? You know what? I Sometimes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's tricky because it depends on the person, right, Like
Speaker 1: if if I ask a question, usually I know people
Speaker 1: see text messages. Like if I'm if I'm familiar with
Speaker 1: someone enough to text them a question, um I know
Speaker 1: they saw it. And if it's someone that I'm just like, like,
Speaker 1: you know, there was a guy last night, um or
Speaker 1: I was running late for a show last night, and
Speaker 1: I sent a message being like, hey, what time is
Speaker 1: the show running late? And they didn't right back, and
Speaker 1: I just like did a question mark on it, you know,
Speaker 1: just to like bump it up in their thing. It's
Speaker 1: not going to annoy them. And maybe I have the
Speaker 1: wrong number. Maybe it's not. That person isn't working that night,
Speaker 1: so it's like fine, But um, I think that following
Speaker 1: up with emails is probably you would wait a week.
Speaker 1: And I only know that because I'm the person that
Speaker 1: needs to be followed up with stuff constantly, and people
Speaker 1: usually wait a week. And that's why I love the
Speaker 1: little feature on Google that's like, this person wrote you
Speaker 1: two days ago, would you like to respond? They seem
Speaker 1: to have several question marks in the email, and do
Speaker 1: you want to keep would you succeed in the industry
Speaker 1: that you've worked so hard to even get this far in?
Speaker 1: Why don't you write back to this person that could
Speaker 1: really help you? What do you scared? Why do you
Speaker 1: have my password? Yeah, it's almost a little bit. Why
Speaker 1: did Siri just turn out you? Just like something happened
Speaker 1: that caused Serri to go what do you want? I think? Um,
Speaker 1: all right, let's get to the next fan t Rex
Speaker 1: now me good luck on your job. I really do.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sending vibes your way. I have a good
Speaker 1: feeling about it, Like keep this updated. What happens? Okay,
Speaker 1: here's misheard lyrics story. Hi, Nikki and Andrew and Noah.
Speaker 1: I first want to say, Nikki, your voice sounds so
Speaker 1: fucking amazing. I'm so happy for you. You can especially
Speaker 1: tell the difference when you get really excited or passionate
Speaker 1: about something and you talk at a higher pitch. So um,
Speaker 1: congratulations and uh congratsuming on the other side of your
Speaker 1: silent time. The reason that I'm calling is because I
Speaker 1: was listening to the pod as one does, and y'all
Speaker 1: are talking about how some disease names sound a lot
Speaker 1: better than what the condition actually is, and it reminded
Speaker 1: me of this lyric misunderstanding. I had an elementary school.
Speaker 1: My mom used to listen to country music all the
Speaker 1: time in the car on the radio, and there was
Speaker 1: some song at the time. I don't know what it
Speaker 1: was called, but the Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Speaker 1: But the way he sang it, it was more just
Speaker 1: kind of I just didn't know what he was singing,
Speaker 1: so I would sing, leukemia makes her clothes fall off,
Speaker 1: and it's true. I think this is because I had
Speaker 1: heard the word leukemia, but I didn't know what it was,
Speaker 1: and so I just was like, leukemia and my mom was,
Speaker 1: what are you singing? And then she explained to me
Speaker 1: what tequila was and what leukemia was. So um and
Speaker 1: Dobeka and judge, judy, judge, study, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: We can we can, you know, I guess we could. Yeah, um, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It is funny that leukemia is something we often hear
Speaker 1: about his kids, because I guess that's just it's just
Speaker 1: a it's a disease that gets a lot. It's a
Speaker 1: type of cancer that gets a lot of press. Whoever's
Speaker 1: like running the leukemia press wagon market doing a good job.
Speaker 1: We we we hear a lot about it. We don't.
Speaker 1: You don't hear about scleroderma until your thirty seven. But leukemia, yea,
Speaker 1: But yeah, that is there's always one kid from the
Speaker 1: town that had leukemia. So it was always like one kid.
Speaker 1: And it's funny to like that even if your kid
Speaker 1: and you're like, tequila makes your clothes off? Why would
Speaker 1: I drink make a woman's clothes off. It's all so
Speaker 1: confusing to kids. But lukemia makes one sense because like
Speaker 1: you probably lose weight, your belt is doesn't fit anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I liked it. I love him as
Speaker 1: heard lyric next time? That would my favorite misheard ever.
Speaker 1: Just the difference of the line is so good. And
Speaker 1: I wonder how she discovered that she was saying it wrong,
Speaker 1: Like did she sing it once? And her mom goes,
Speaker 1: what did you just say? Leukemia makes her close? John?
Speaker 1: Did you hear what your daughter just said? I got
Speaker 1: daughter drinking tequila? Is she drinking? Are you dunk? Alright?
Speaker 1: Final thought? Okay, let's go to Andrea. Hi, no, junkie,
Speaker 1: I have to really speed through this. Um. But this
Speaker 1: is bestie Andrea, and I'm currently calling in to tell
Speaker 1: you that I'm not having sex with a guy who
Speaker 1: definitely wants to send sex with me. Um. I've always
Speaker 1: struggled with this in the past because One, I don't
Speaker 1: want to come off like a loser prude. No offense
Speaker 1: to all the virgins out there. You do you boo
Speaker 1: boo um too. I've been a really young phony little
Speaker 1: bit what can I say? And three, you know you
Speaker 1: don't know if you want these guys to commit to
Speaker 1: you because you don't know them. You meet them out,
Speaker 1: dating out. But I found three things that have really
Speaker 1: helped me shift my mindset. One, I've done the casual
Speaker 1: relationships for years now, and it fucking sucks and it
Speaker 1: really does not serve me, and it actually makes me
Speaker 1: feel really should be a shitty about myself. And I
Speaker 1: had to really sink in last year, I had to
Speaker 1: get a coploscope because some fucking idiot loser gave me
Speaker 1: HPV and that was traumatizing and made me feel really powerless.
Speaker 1: And three, I'm almost twenty and just finished my peach
Speaker 1: in chemistry, which I feel like really aged me, and
Speaker 1: I now feel table to be around with these fucking
Speaker 1: loser idiots. But the real reason I'm telling you this
Speaker 1: is because I have said no to to guys who
Speaker 1: try to keep making moves after we've been making out,
Speaker 1: And boy, that makes me feel so powerful. I think
Speaker 1: previously I felt what I thought was powerful when they'd
Speaker 1: see my body and be horned up whatever. But now
Speaker 1: and then my loving my body for what it is era,
Speaker 1: so I'm probably not as hot as I used to
Speaker 1: me whatever. And literally now if these guys don't want me,
Speaker 1: I know it's just because they don't respect me, and
Speaker 1: that makes me not give a fucking shit about them.
Speaker 1: So it's definitely a mentality shift. And I know, um
Speaker 1: it's hard to convince people to do this whatever. But anyways,
Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. I love the pod um,
Speaker 1: and I love all the besties. Jail Jail I was
Speaker 1: my favorite one. Yet it didn't even have anything to
Speaker 1: do with anything intercal either. Maybe a guy to game
Speaker 1: r HPV needs to go in there. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love this. Yeah, it is that's she is so
Speaker 1: perfectly like. It used to feel powerful and yet yet
Speaker 1: it still does. Sometimes when like you can make a
Speaker 1: penis get hard by someone looking at your body like
Speaker 1: there's some power in that, you're just like, wow, I'm
Speaker 1: But there is so much power when someone desires you
Speaker 1: so much and you're able to say like I'm not ready,
Speaker 1: like respect like just not doing it, to like funk
Speaker 1: with them and like withhold but doing you're actually not ready. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it makes you want them so much more. It's listen,
Speaker 1: saying no to sexual advances that you don't really want
Speaker 1: to do and you're not ready for yet and you're
Speaker 1: not like craving wildly is not only it's just that's
Speaker 1: the That's the thing. I don't think that there are
Speaker 1: a lot of times so that I think I've wanted
Speaker 1: to have sex and just didn't yet because I just
Speaker 1: knew deep down somewhere I wasn't ready and I was
Speaker 1: totally scared of getting abandoned by these guys that every
Speaker 1: time I slept with they would change. So there is
Speaker 1: a thing of like going against what you want a
Speaker 1: little bit like because you do I don't know, like
Speaker 1: know what do you know what I'm saying? Like, there
Speaker 1: are times where it's easy to not have sex with
Speaker 1: the guy because I'm like, I'm just like not in
Speaker 1: the mood. This guy is not like actually turning me
Speaker 1: on enough. Yes, I can easily do it like yeah,
Speaker 1: or I could like making out with his m is nice,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not totally unsold on the idea, like it'd
Speaker 1: be fine. But but there are times where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I really want it, and I just don't want to
Speaker 1: give it to them because I guess I I just
Speaker 1: don't want to close the deal yet because I don't
Speaker 1: I don't actually feel secure. If if there was any
Speaker 1: time there's a hesitation, it's because there's something in you
Speaker 1: that's not ready yet. So like I guess listen to
Speaker 1: that hesitation. And it's been a long time since we
Speaker 1: kind of talked about this. But if you're a young
Speaker 1: girl out there or any not even young, if you're
Speaker 1: a girl out there and thinking that sleeping with a
Speaker 1: guy before you get what you want out of the relationship,
Speaker 1: whether it be a commit it um and like before
Speaker 1: you talk about like where, what is this? What do
Speaker 1: you want? What are we? And I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: like do you want to eventually have a girlfriend? Do
Speaker 1: you think I could be that? That's not it. It's
Speaker 1: like you're my girlfriend now, then you can sleep with them.
Speaker 1: And then some people go, no, you know, why would
Speaker 1: you want a guy to be your boyfriend before you
Speaker 1: even have his dick inside you? Honey? You know if
Speaker 1: it's going to be good or not. Don't act like
Speaker 1: you have to like eat the cow before you buy
Speaker 1: it or whatever the funk that is. Like, there's so
Speaker 1: many excuses. I think women tell themselves that they can
Speaker 1: sleep with people before because it's easier to like, guys
Speaker 1: want you to. It's hard to tell a guy no,
Speaker 1: it's hard to like resist your bodily urges. But I think, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a friend who falls into this trap to
Speaker 1: where she's like, I just want good sex. He just
Speaker 1: has to have a good dick and he needs to,
Speaker 1: you know, know how to use it. And then it
Speaker 1: just it never lasts, or she'll she'll get into a
Speaker 1: long term relationship. She gave up an apartment that was
Speaker 1: so good to move in with a guy and then
Speaker 1: they ended up breaking up, and it's just like it
Speaker 1: complicates things so much good sex. Eventually, you'll both get
Speaker 1: old at some point if you're going to stay together forever,
Speaker 1: and sex will become not as important to you. And
Speaker 1: also good sex will come if you have a good
Speaker 1: connection and an intimacy. And sorry, no one even knew
Speaker 1: you dropped off the ticket Andrew dropped off for a second,
Speaker 1: but I'm so sorry everybody. I just think that I'm
Speaker 1: really proud of that bestie for sharing her story about that.
Speaker 1: And I felt like from what I heard from her too,
Speaker 1: and maybe you talk about this, I'd love to hear.
Speaker 1: But um, I thought it was like very powerful and
Speaker 1: the fact that like she went and got her PhD
Speaker 1: and it sounded like she love herself more. Oh HD,
Speaker 1: Both it was actually yes, yes, that's right, both know.
Speaker 1: It just sounded like she came into her own of
Speaker 1: like loving herself and not needing that outside of like um,
Speaker 1: like whatever approved feeling of having like a guy having
Speaker 1: to approve of her, like she just found her value
Speaker 1: within herself. And I think, like I think, if you're
Speaker 1: like just measuring yourself on how sexy you are and
Speaker 1: like whether or not a guy will fuck you and
Speaker 1: you're not going after things you're passionate about, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be stuck in that mold of like, oh, I gotta
Speaker 1: give it up, you know. Like I feel like if
Speaker 1: you find a passion outside of your makes you feel,
Speaker 1: it will make you only stronger sexually and not like
Speaker 1: you have a hole. That's yeah, yeah, it's so true.
Speaker 1: Even though I was like a accomplished stand up accomplished
Speaker 1: in my career, had all these successes, I still measured
Speaker 1: my worth and I still struggle with it today, measuring
Speaker 1: my worth by if men want to suck me. And
Speaker 1: it's really hard not to do that, and if you're
Speaker 1: but that is the goal, because men are not gonna
Speaker 1: want to fuck you at some point in your life,
Speaker 1: if you live long enough, you will lose it. So
Speaker 1: you better develop some sort of sense of self that
Speaker 1: is not dependent on you being fuckable. And it's hard
Speaker 1: to do, and it sounds like Andrea got to it.
Speaker 1: And also it is never ever not worked to be
Speaker 1: a little bit of a tease. There's never I've never
Speaker 1: heard one story of a girl having a guy wanna
Speaker 1: fuck her, her saying no, and that guy never calling again.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard it. If you have a story like that,
Speaker 1: share it with us. But it's so count It's the
Speaker 1: secret that no one's talking about is that men, they
Speaker 1: will act in the moment so annoyed if they don't
Speaker 1: get what they want, and you will feel like you're
Speaker 1: disappointing them. You will feel like they're never gonna talk
Speaker 1: to you a gonna You're gonna feel like they're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about you behind your back and call you a tease.
Speaker 1: It works, it never doesn't work. They will like you more.
Speaker 1: Don't be the like, don't don't text them constantly, don't
Speaker 1: be the first to text them, don't be the first
Speaker 1: or the last attacks. That's my advice to girls. And
Speaker 1: I know there are guys out there being like, you're
Speaker 1: making this so hard, Nikki. How do we know if
Speaker 1: a girl likes us, like pursue us, that's what we want.
Speaker 1: And I think there's like a there could be like
Speaker 1: a disconnect and like be the biggest like boss bitch
Speaker 1: you can be like in regards to your career, your
Speaker 1: work and everything. Like I think I think there's an
Speaker 1: idea of like, oh, men aren't gonna like us as
Speaker 1: much if we're like powerful and smart and independent. And
Speaker 1: I think that's like something that is old school, and
Speaker 1: a lot of men don't like you to be honest
Speaker 1: with you as someone who is those things. I do
Speaker 1: think it turns men off. But I have found a
Speaker 1: guy who is not intimidated by that, and like it's
Speaker 1: it's not every guy, but you don't want a guy
Speaker 1: that's not gonna be able to put up with that,
Speaker 1: because you're gonna have to give away a part of yourself.
Speaker 1: So if you do have those qualities, do not squash them.
Speaker 1: Try to like yeah, try to find who you are
Speaker 1: without any fact where men don't exist. When you are
Speaker 1: able to carry yourself with confidence and like feel like
Speaker 1: lovable without any kind of validation from men, that's when
Speaker 1: that's when you will be the most attractive. But who
Speaker 1: knows it's it's it's a delicate science. I haven't had
Speaker 1: it figured out yet. I'm still struggling with it. And
Speaker 1: we'll keep talking about it. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: your messages on the show today all week. This has
Speaker 1: been such a great week of shows. We'll be back
Speaker 1: next week. I'm still in l a um come see
Speaker 1: us on tour. You can get my tory. It's at
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer dot com. St. Louis, Memphis, Thousand Oaks, California,
Speaker 1: Santa San Jose, California, Vermont, um Uh Davenport, Iowa. Another
Speaker 1: city in Iowa. I have two cities Innowa coming up
Speaker 1: next week, so I hope to see you there. Thank
Speaker 1: you guys so much. Check out andrews Tort It's at
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Speaker 1: dot com, Austin, Indianapolis, Buffalo amazing. All right, guys, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for listening. Don't be and Jack Cargan
Speaker 1: just jam Jack jams. Yeah. I like the short ones.
Speaker 1: They're fun.